halfsword-chat-⚔

[idle crane]

you will gain access in 12 hours or less

[jovial wren]

when I put my request in I got it within litteral minutes

it was such a W

[sacred pelican]

i used to like the demo more than the play test

i hope they fixed this bug

[idle crane]

Yeah it entirely depends when they accept the next wave

[sacred pelican]

when you just start the fight

and u instantly lose

then lose your cursor

[jovial wren]

you can go to the pause menu and exit the fight and then yo ucan just re join it

[sacred pelican]

didnt work

[elfin frigate]

theres only one boss if youre as bad as i am

[jovial wren]

I deffinately didnt just die to sythe guy twice in a row

[sonic girder]

Back into the void

[vague rose]

Does the character in halfword speak genuine old english or german?

Or whatever other language

[grave bone]

Ok, first of all erm actually his name is WIllie....
And yes!

[vague rose]

Ahh cool

One of my professors spoke old English fluently

Or as fluently as you can ig

[grave bone]

Well, enjoy being constantly called a cuckold by Willie

And yes, that's what hes saying

[elfin frigate]

fuckin drama queen smfh

[silk kiln]

Turns out lowering your sensitivity makes you moderately better at the game

[pine summit]

im not fucking kidding when i say i dreamed of halfsword gore update yesterday

i am so lifeless oml

[elfin frigate]

seems really inconsistent tbh. i just swapped to a wired mouse from wireless and the base sensitivity felt ridiculously lownon the new mouse. i ended up having to turn it up to play normally again

[pine summit]

usually higher sensitivity works for me but I also usually play polearms

[elfin frigate]

also a couple people have suggested Vsync helps somehow. i've noticed changing fps seems to effect the physics so maybe vsync just makes it feel more consistent

[winter wasp]

Ahh yes.

Bacon and Cheese in voice

i must join

Bread collab when?

I have no idea what these guys are talking about.

I have a feeling i might need a lobotomy after this.

Why do you sound perpetually on the verge of falling asleep?

Bro, this is a legendary combo

We got Corpse in here, Bacon and Cheese, and now an M1 Garand

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-formula-meatcanyon-sponge-bob-santiago-gif-20050086

[winter wasp]

Literal meatcanyon anim

[wise halo]

FACTUAL

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-gif-26465879

[wise halo]

COMBINE

[winter wasp]

We're currently talking about the human brain it seems.

Haven't played the demo in a little while

gonne give it one go

[wise halo]

In what quality can you stream?

[winter wasp]

rip

hold up, gonna close some tabs

final go

welp

didnt know L did that

[wise halo]

I ASKED

IN WHAT QUALITY CAN YOU STREAM

[winter wasp]

controls

feel so different

now

[tough yew]

combat got overhauled, will still see many improvements later on.

[winter wasp]

Was talking about the demo, revisited it

[ripe meteor]

What the hell

[idle crane]

Placon brutality

[winter wasp]

Pointy stick in the not pointy organ

[lofty rune]

yo guys the first fights in the dark room are the tutorial or smth ? bc i dont know

[winter wasp]

That's the Half-Sword Demo you're playing

what you're looking for is the Half-Sword Playtest

you sign up for it on the steam page of the demo and you'll receive an email in a day or so

[lofty rune]

oh alright

tysm

[winter wasp]

np

[amber wren]

how do i get access to the other demo?

[true zealot]

willie trains core every day because theres no shot that hes standing after i slapped him over the head 3 times with a hammer and im trying to grapple him down

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest and then wait 12 hours or less( may be more on weekends)

[amber wren]

oh alright thanks

[true zealot]

got him

[lofty rune]

this multiplayer ?

[agile vigil]

No it said so in the faq, I just got here to see for myself lol

[true zealot]

there's a split screen mod for the demo

on nexus

but no official multiplayer

[agile vigil]

Yo I might have to check that out that sounds amazing

[lofty rune]

will it be in the future

[agile vigil]

your telling me I can cave in my lil bros head in full knight garb after a day at work?

[true zealot]

they'll try, but it isnt a priority

[frank scarab]

but both you and the person you are playing with will need s controller in order to play the mod.

and you need to set up some steam nonsense to get it work locally

[true zealot]

the steam shareplay thing yeah

[idle crane]

Placon fights are brutal

[true zealot]

guys i decided to get into a knife fight in an alleyway, it felt just like half sword!1! id reccomend you all do th same

[elfin frigate]

the AI is cracked as hell with that thing

[cloud bay]

its a play test only

[elfin frigate]

did you grab your opponent's ass and flip them around effortlessly 46 times?

[winter wasp]

Terrifying when you load up Carnage and see everybody has spears

[true zealot]

yes

right in the crack

[chrome gust]

Example image

[winter wasp]

Forgot i was still holding onto his body for a while

[winter wasp]

Boss fight

[true zealot]

this catch was pretty smooth if i do say so myself

[chrome gust]

😭

[winter wasp]

Lifted him off of his feet a bit there, strong grab

This clip has to be in my top 10 most satisfying ones so far

[chrome gust]

aura?

[winter wasp]

"Playing Half-Sword Crossfaded"

YT Thumbnail

[idle crane]

You can pseudo zwerchau with the spiky sticks

[chrome gust]

no more kneecaps

[winter wasp]

quik combo

[idle crane]

I need to figure out how to speed it up

[winter wasp]

Oh hell nah

You're gonna master it

when the game has pvp

unbeatable

[true zealot]

nuh uh

[winter wasp]

Glad to see i'm not the only one fighting the air after a battle tho

[true zealot]

why fight the air?

[winter wasp]

Training

[true zealot]

its not like they're gone

[idle crane]

Learn tech. Its how ive discovered most of my techniques

[winter wasp]

Yeah, but it's one thing to practice on an enemy who's down on the floor at an awkward angle, when you could just practice your moves at the normal fighting angle

[idle crane]

skip to 23

[winter wasp]

PvP is Player vs Player, you're not playing against a player there, man.

[idle crane]

i know i replied to wrong message. Why do you think i wouldnt know that?

[winter wasp]

Then if you replied to the wrong message it's all good

just assumed cause you replied to mine with that

[worn heron]

shoot I thought this game was PvP this whole time

[idle crane]

i was meant to reply to this message

[worn heron]

you're telling me a COMPUTER running my WILLIE??

[winter wasp]

[true zealot]

guys help a willie is in my computer

[tender quest]

PvW, player vs willies

[true zealot]

i think hes fighting in there

[winter wasp]

Willie virus

[winter wasp]

Reinventing the wheel

How it was always meant to be

[idle crane]

I overclocked my willie

[winter wasp]

that would be horrifying

imagine going towards a willie and he just blocks every single hit at x2 speed then head bonks you into a fence post, exploding your brains

Willie on drugs

[tender quest]

I wish

[winter wasp]

Would be fire tho

[idle crane]

[solid trout]

Ever since I saw the Abyss for the first time I was like "oh this game needs a battle royale mode

[elfin frigate]

halfsword.io

[idle crane]

skip 15

[winter wasp]

Actually cracked

[elfin frigate]

wander around an infinite abyss picking up gear to get heavier armor and better weapons until you inevitably get got. sounds fun af

[idle crane]

Im gonna admit it. This block was entirely accidental

[idle crane]

How do you do so much blunt damage with the sword? i can not figure that out very well

[winter wasp]

Plain ol' fists

[tender quest]

hitting with the flat seems to do more blunt damage

[winter wasp]

Absolutely amazing weapon

nice refresher after playing other weapons for a while

might practice with it more

[trail pivot]

not this time you damn stick

[brazen cloak]

i hate fighting stick willie

[trail pivot]

MY LEGGG

[brazen cloak]

i love being stick willie

[trail pivot]

let me experience stick willie right now

[brazen cloak]

huh…

[brazen cloak]

its the best weapon in the game it has to be

[winter wasp]

Ah yes

[trail pivot]

I FELL FOR THE DISCORD PING

[winter wasp]

the Side-Toe-Chest special

epic combo

[winter wasp]

same

[small lynx]

most imbalanced weapon

[brazen cloak]

hm

[idle crane]

So did i

[brazen cloak]

wiat what ping

[trail pivot]

in mantics clip

[winter wasp]

[idle crane]

discord ping in this clip

[brazen cloak]

o

[trail pivot]

I AM STRONGER!!!

took him for a dive

[dreamy rampart]

Have you guys ever body slam the enemy

It's funny asf

[dreamy rampart]

Like that

Lol

[winter wasp]

Ruben's just having a podcast with himself

AA

AMAZING

Agreed

4 person headlock

Got another banger clip to add to the collection

[dawn sparrow]

so check this one out

[winter wasp]

Agressive and and i went into fidget spinner mode with a guy

[winter wasp]

Y o.

Actual monkey

koala bear

Ain't letting go for dear life

I feel like at this point there should just be an emoji of Buff Willie

trains core everyday, can lift a whole man on his stick

flings people to the moon

[pulsar dragon]

I.... nea- b-

[winter wasp]

✅

[restive garnet]

😂 😂 😂

[restive garnet]

sharing w devs, ty

[winter wasp]

Yeaman, no problem

There's also something i put on Play-Testing

vibrancy seems to change sometimes when you open up the game

[restive garnet]

i tought it was only my screen

[winter wasp]

Dunno bout' the others, just been happening to me

well, us

[restive garnet]

[idle crane]

I have personally never noticed it but the video sandreime posted here clearly shows it https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1300154603559583904

[restive garnet]

omg

bruh

[winter wasp]

Aye, btw

is the japan show thing that i saw someone say true?

[restive garnet]

the second one is how it is supossed to look

[winter wasp]

Ah

[idle crane]

depends what you mean by that?

[restive garnet]

odddd

[idle crane]

I dont think mine has ever looked like the second one

[idle crane]

Yeah thats true. tho it ended a month ago

[restive garnet]

it seems the settings are changing or something

[winter wasp]

got it

[restive garnet]

the first one is low or med graphics

the second one is high or epic

look at the shadows in the distance

[winter wasp]

i played both of them on high

[idle crane]

This is what i got on high settings DX11

[winter wasp]

Ping in the bg

[winter wasp]

I'm on DX12 in all the clips

[idle crane]

why i always capture pings

[winter wasp]

so maybe there's just a chance for it appearing

on DX12 more than 11

[chrome lagoon]

excuse me, it's possible to change my key in half sword demo ?

[winter wasp]

my game theory

[idle crane]

unfortunately not yet

[winter wasp]

That's actually a good suggestion tho

[chrome lagoon]

and in the real game ?

[idle crane]

there is no "real" game all versions are prealpha. If you mean the playtest also no. If you mean when the game releases then most likely yes

[chrome lagoon]

ok thanks you so much

[restive garnet]

yeah dx 12 has better grahpics

[winter wasp]

Opened Half-Sword 5 times in a row

DX12, high settings

same as always

[idle crane]

im fully aware. I was just showing what my game looked like compared to how you said its supposed to look

[winter wasp]

It's showing up as in the first clip

[restive garnet]

try epic>

[winter wasp]

aight

[tender quest]

im always playing epic, on medium

[restive garnet]

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-sad-emoji-emoji-stare-disgust-gif-405076546600269050

[idle crane]

This is high with DX12

[restive garnet]

yeah def a bug with the settings

lemme look as well

if the dev build got it

[idle crane]

So its supposed to looks different than this?

[winter wasp]

stuff happened

[idle crane]

could any of the other settings be messing with it? like resoulution, whether its fullscreens or not, vsync?

[winter wasp]

Have many tabs open since i'm working on a project, so it's a bit laggy

[restive garnet]

low fps? then your pcs cant handle epic just (game is still in alpha)

[restive garnet]

maybe that too

[restive garnet]

epic look like what HS should look like

[winter wasp]

It runs at over 60 fps just fine on epic, i just usually put it on high since more fps is just better when you're trying to land good hits, there's just many tabs open

plus the recording lowering the fps a little as well

[restive garnet]

but i believe atm there are some graphical bugs with shadows draw distance. we need to include our own custom parameters instead of letting UE decide it

[idle crane]

2 in one. I show the epic dx11 settings plus i learnt you can slit throats with the spiky stick

[restive garnet]

ohh oke fair

[restive garnet]

nice!!

[winter wasp]

By the way, if you ever need a 3D Animator you could always hit me up

[trail nacelle]

I had to manually tell my computer to put half sword in the high performance thing, then i always run from the files rather than steam and it's been working great on epic ever since.

[restive garnet]

awesome! we already have one tho, thanks for your intresstttt

[winter wasp]

Aight, np

[tender quest]

mf with the damn discord noise

[idle crane]

again

ive clipped like 3 or 4 pings today

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-mad-angry-i-will-kill-you-gif-17283481

[winter wasp]

you need a special role for that

achievement unlocked

[idle crane]

Warning: there is probably a ping. I keep getting pinged today

NO PING !!!!

[winter wasp]

I can hear them when i take my headset off

[idle crane]

Spiky stick beat spikier stick

[winter wasp]

Achieved PTSD

[idle crane]

[trail nacelle]

Whenever i try play with dx 12 it says i out of memory but i got like 300 gbs free.

[hollow kelp]

how do you get onto other maps, is it downloaded or a mod or something?

[idle crane]

Idk what happened here.

[idle crane]

It has a memory leak that causes problems for some

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest and then wait 12 hours or less( may be more on weekends)

[hollow kelp]

ohhhh

but i did

i have the playtest

[restive garnet]

gpu video memory.

not hard drive space

[idle crane]

What maps are you referring to?

[hollow kelp]

like how people on YT are playing on like castles and stuff instead of the normal arena

[winter wasp]

You might be seeing the very first build of the game from itch.io

[tender quest]

@wind charm

[tender quest]

he left the server lol

[idle crane]

its fine im dming him

[restive garnet]

huh

is it cause we didnt respond one minute early

[tender quest]

possible

[idle crane]

🤷‍♂️

[tender quest]

dayum those things are hard to block

[restive garnet]

[idle crane]

He knows what version it is now anyway

he was a very nice fellow

[restive garnet]

yuh

[idle crane]

Halfsword Games give Willie new shoes and my life is yours!!!!

[lean elbow]

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔪𝔞

wait wrong

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-gif-27294566

[lean elbow]

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔥 𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔨 𝔞𝔩𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/summon-the-elector-counts-karl-franz-warhammer-gif-24158006

[idle crane]

[lean elbow]

I just lost my hound

[chrome gust]

yall ever had somebody talk to much shit so you hit em with one of these

[winter wasp]

Got fud

[winter wasp]

absolutely amazing

[restive garnet]

[tender quest]

@idle crane

[idle crane]

@tender quest My clip better

[tender quest]

where it go?

O_O

[idle crane]

Wrong clip

[restive garnet]

I dont like playing in that tier lvl. barely blood, minus -100 score grrrr (sarcasm)

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cry-phone-spider-man-cry-phone-spider-man-phone-toby-phone-gif-12875606672124040541

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[tender quest]

(me who takes everything literally)

[restive garnet]

[idle crane]

Does it ooze out of armour if you stab between the gaps?

[restive garnet]

IF

yes

[idle crane]

also it was spinning for like 20 seconds before this

[tender quest]

OOOOOO Shit

420 BLAZEEEEEE

[restive garnet]

is that real?

[winter wasp]

yo.

what?

[restive garnet]

420 hours????

[idle crane]

@worn heron its the number

[tender quest]

oh it real

[winter wasp]

Bro's been playing the game ever since it didn't come out

[twin pelican]

my favorite weapon

the stickball

[restive garnet]

😳

[royal arch]

Jesus fuck, for the playtest alone?? 🫨

[tender quest]

im your biggest fan

[winter wasp]

i only got 40 on the playtest

[worn heron]

yooo

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1298710546220060762/3x.gif

[idle crane]

Imagine if you used just 20 of those making videos

[royal arch]

I have 15 hours, and I feel like I've played a lot

[winter wasp]

124 combined with the demo

[loud river]

Sadly he’s surpassed me in my no-pc days

But I’m still at 500+ combined hours

[winter wasp]

My god.

[tender quest]

but then i'd only have 400 hours and that'd be lame

[winter wasp]

sleep is a concept

[loud river]

Concept? It’s a theory

It’s never been confirmed to be true

[winter wasp]

true

[tender quest]

wonder if i can hit 1000 hours before blood comes out

prolly

[twin pelican]

1 bop to the head and they are out

[restive garnet]

what would you do if EA is out? lmao

[loud river]

[twin pelican]

with the stickball

[tender quest]

EA?

[restive garnet]

fair

[restive garnet]

EA = Early Access

[winter wasp]

Y'all playing Half-Sword on the steam deck when you're at work or just crossing the street

that's gotta be it

[tender quest]

Play it 😄

[loud river]

It would have to be another 25 days minimum wait, and you’d have to play that straight

[restive garnet]

[winter wasp]

Imagine Half-Sword becomes an E-Sport game

[royal arch]

I don't think that'll be a problem

[tender quest]

no time gay?

[restive garnet]

thats our wish

[loud river]

No time gay?

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/groupama-arena-ftc-fradi-ferencvaros-gif-10341370

[loud river]

LMFAO

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1280632003263201341/1299998316783861822/caption.gif

[idle crane]

[restive garnet]

failed

[tender quest]

is that the correct one?

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134648174359879803/1287455121256611861/caption.gif

[winter wasp]

killing myself

(in half sword)

[restive garnet]

ayyyy

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[idle crane]

i already posted the correct one you gooby

[idle crane]

this one was the correct one

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[simple rivet]

Medieval Man

A person, seemingly a man, is pictured against a light gray, rocky background. He's wearing a teal-colored, somewhat pointed hat, resembling a medieval style. The hat sits atop a light pinkish-beige complexion. The person's face is visible, and his expression seems neutral or slightly serious. His attire includes a reddish-orange tunic or shirt with light teal/blue stitching or embroidery along the front, which has button-like closures. The overall impression is of a person in period costume, possibly medieval, against a natural backdrop. It's a bit like a still from a historical drama or a game. Meow!

Neko AI

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-springtrap-vhs-squimpus-mcgrimpus-nonexistent-video-gif-22146534

The person in question

[trail nacelle]

Only happens when I try back out to menu. Gameplay is fine.

[idle crane]

This dude is slightly serious apparently

[restive garnet]

yes known issue

[royal arch]

Blood in 7 minutes guys

[winter wasp]

Springtrap vs Willie would be wild

[tender quest]

not bad

[winter wasp]

Willie springlock anim

[flint gulch]

sugma

I aint been in here for months mb for being ignorant

[idle crane]

it is mostly accurate which is kinda crazy

[tender quest]

SUGMAR DICH???!!!

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/uncomfortable-hi-michael-c-hall-dexter-hey-gif-3469055

[flint gulch]

Si

[trail nacelle]

[restive garnet]

will be fixed in the future

exit with alt f4

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/future-spongebob-squidward-gif-5073180

[restive garnet]

🥲

[trail nacelle]

I'll just stay on dx 11

[idle crane]

[trail nacelle]

Brave last stand but the willies only use spiky stick and you have a fork

https://tenor.com/view/meme-fork-threek-twok-onek-gif-18824108

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-detroit-androids-public-opinion-down-gif-21880062

[pine summit]

hell itself

[trail nacelle]

Things do get interesting when they spawn 2 dudes with spiky stick

[royal arch]

Who said that, what an idiot

[winter wasp]

Since Half-Sword takes place in the medieval times, i wonder if there'll be anything in the main game related to the gods they believe in, in their time, or creatures like giants you could fight for example

or if it's just gonna stick to reality

[royal arch]

Willie is godless. Why believe in something that fears you?

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150852709226922036/1287359338440294410/dexter-flabbergasted.gif

[crude flower]

You calm down

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[manic sandal]

how?

[reef dawn]

dont you love cuddles with your lover?

[manic sandal]

yo

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Scroll down press the request access button

[manic sandal]

thx mate

game is so fun

[pallid bluff]

i need gore back for playtest

ive been playing the demo because i missed it so much

[oak path]

Same

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/were-getting-closer-almost-there-near-host-anatoliy-alekseyenok-gif-15065556

[tender quest]

phase 3 out of 100

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924911543282442302/1299234206714564639/speed.gif

[winter wasp]

That's epic.

you playtesting it?

[tender quest]

no ._.

[winter wasp]

ah

[tender quest]

I wish i could playtest that combat

[winter wasp]

same, who doesn't

https://tenor.com/view/epico-cat-epico-cat-epic-cat-meme-epic-cat-epico-meme-gif-20299736

[tender quest]

squeamish people

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[idle crane]

The mods are waiting just like everyone else :/

[winter wasp]

In reality, there's 100% gonna be a "turn off blood" button

[tender quest]

Im waiting way more

[winter wasp]

Gotta whip up a "waiting for blood" spreadsheet

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-gif-3561710500423895152

[winter wasp]

ranked waiting

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-invalid-tookyt-gif-5315622714593151442

[winter wasp]

Michael de Santa?

[idle crane]

Henry of Skalitz

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-gif-18399658447366638577

[manic sandal]

how to put sheild on youre side?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/domain-expansion-cherry-isle-roblox-gif-9535334657501830632

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/domain-expansion-nerd-uhh-actually-satoru-gojo-gojo-satoru-gif-15726227975275892261

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/elsword-gif-27268482

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-blah-blah-blah-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-gif-26934858

[lavish summit]

when blood

where blood

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-when-pigs-fly-big-d-ninja-kamui-it's-impossible-that's-not-gonna-happen-gif-14911286890962749165

[pine summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1280632003263201341/1299998316783861822/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1280632003263201341/1299998316783861822/caption.gif?ex=671fe607&is=671e9487&hm=48c37405e1e924174d4e6d87a7915f214534e189065cf796661385592991e77b&

[lavish summit]

are they gonna add multiple layered armor in the finished game like you can add plated armor over your chainmail

and deformation of skin & armor

[vapid hull]

BOMK !

[tender quest]

fkin annoying shield lmao, just gotta smack it away

[vapid hull]

I hate how fast the shields concuss you lol

They are so irritating !! just fight me with a sword like a real wiilie !!!

[idle crane]

This is already a thing with gambeson and plate. Chainmail is currently not fully complete

[lavish summit]

will HS ever have a story mode

like in Kinstrife

[idle crane]

🤷‍♂️

[manic sandal]

guys will the game be available on VR ?

[vapid hull]

Probably not

I'd just play blade and sorcery for thhat

[woven coyote]

anybody know how to get out of the weird dark room where u run around

[vapid hull]

You can't

but you can play the playtest instead !

Apply for it on the steam page

[manic sandal]

ok but it would be a great idea

[woven coyote]

thats what i was talking about thank you i applied

[manic sandal]

the aim on the game is so hard

[vapid hull]

I gotcha!

it'll take about 24 hours or less

[woven coyote]

alrighty

[vapid hull]

you gotta learn it !!

[idle crane]

it would double the development needed. Maybe not double but it would significantly increase it

[vapid hull]

ehhhhhh not currently

[manic sandal]

yeah it would take longer to lunch

[soft osprey]

Yeah and I’m hungry NOW

[manic sandal]

all of us man

developers made a great job

[near grotto]

Just realized that when blood gets released the server is gonna need to be put on slow mode for like 3 straight days

[winter wasp]

True

[tender quest]

lunch time

love sword duels

[winter wasp]

All the images and clips floating around

will definetly make it hard to speak atleast

hold a convo

[idle crane]

Real talk tho. Its not just gore being added next update. They are adding kicking too

[winter wasp]

Oh, god.

Then 3 days seems reasonable

[near grotto]

Probably some other improvements and additions as well

I doubt they've taken this long on just blood, they've probably been cooking up some of that good shit

[winter wasp]

I can't wait to find ways to break the game with kicking

really wanna spartan kick someone out the map

or under the wooden framework

[tender quest]

hope the ai tries to kick and im gonna cut his dang leg off

[vapid hull]

@devteam can u guys never release blood please, no reason

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

Would be fun to grab his leg

as he's kicking

and just tumble him on the ground

[idle crane]

what if it actually pinged

[near grotto]

They might have even added gamemode selection

[winter wasp]

Or bro, imagine you grab his leg while he's kicking you and you kick him back

[vapid hull]

You're a dev now?

[idle crane]

huh

[vapid hull]

Oh I thought you said me at the end

My brain deadass autofilled

anyways I was very particular to not ping them

[idle crane]

its fine i had a similar moment earlier

[vapid hull]

Why are we like thissssss

[vapid hull]

BOIMK

[idle crane]

also ive have almost never seen you in this chat

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-good-question-good-question-gif-7176451729184982026

[vapid hull]

I usually ignore it, so that's whysies

I don't stay om topic enough </3

[idle crane]

thats why i usually use general too

[winter wasp]

Just realised, everybody talks about the Half-Sword devs

nobody about Game Seer

silent round of applause for game seer ig

[idle crane]

People talk about gamer seer. They helped immensely with marketing and funding and other various things

they are awesome

[winter wasp]

Guess i've never seen anybody talk about them yet as of now

[idle crane]

they also met the devs in a random bar while the devs were in armour

[winter wasp]

That is an insanely epic way to meet

[idle crane]

its not as frequent as the dev talk but they get talked about

[tender quest]

whats to really say about them? pierrot is obsessed with a certain willie "flashlight"

https://tenor.com/view/kek-gif-23026223

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-headbang-banging-head-on-wall-gif-7199361771375644756

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/allen-haff-allen-lee-haff-auction-hunters-just-a-ah-fan-flashlight-gif-26535774

[winter wasp]

Would be pretty chill

just being in a bar

full suit of armour

with buds

If there'll ever be a meet-up with the Half-Sword community

renting out a bar and just going there in a full set of armor

would be the way to do it

[tender quest]

fk theses damn shields

[tender quest]

i'll show up with a greatsword >:)

[idle crane]

the tokyo game show was essentially that with out the bar

[winter wasp]

gotta search that up now, peaked my curiosity

[idle crane]

There is pics in the discord but they are buried by a months worth of stuff

[idle crane]

oh nvm

[winter wasp]

amazing acc

[winter wasp]

The only twitter acc where you wont feel like bleaching your eyes

[winter wasp]

Most high res pic of Willie i've ever seen

[restive garnet]

oke lemme make a fun poll

[winter wasp]

Surprise us

[vapid hull]

I love the fun poll :)

[idle crane]

Joe willogan by milek

[winter wasp]

got 2 or so images that i'd like to show if they could make it to the photography spotlight

if you up for it

[opal sundial]

im pretty sure you just post them in photography and hope they get noticed

[winter wasp]

Yeah, but they get lost there

[opal sundial]

[vapid hull]

I love one tap hits <333

[winter wasp]

guess so

[winter wasp]

Boink master

[restive garnet]

i forgor how to make polls

[winter wasp]

amazing

[idle crane]

they get lost quicker here

[winter wasp]

true

[restive garnet]

nvm

[restive garnet]

hahaha

tyyyy

[west cloud]

b

g

[winter wasp]

[placid pendant]

I've seen clips of armored vs unarmored fights in the playtest, how are you guys able to do that?

And I mean in the 1v1s

[tender quest]

Pommel bonk

[idle crane]

Is this a meaningful poll or is it just for fun?

[restive garnet]

does it matter?

[winter wasp]

They all have good ragdoll response, so idk

Plus usually the fights with no armor end quickly

since it's 1-3 hits

[idle crane]

well if it was to collect data there is a poll channel and a poll ping you can use so i was just checking

[winter wasp]

harder to tell

[restive garnet]

ahhh its just for funsies

[frank sigil]

how do you get into the arena i only have the beta version

?

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest and then wait 12 hours or less( may be more on weekends)

[soft osprey]

Request access through the steam store page

[idle crane]

They are all prealpha versions. not beta

[vapid hull]

https://www.google.com/

[idle crane]

i prefer fully armoured because it seems to restrain the body into moving the most naturally and the sound is very satisfying

[restive garnet]

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-computer-says-no-oh-gif-12889145

[soft osprey]

Instructions were unclear, I ended up places I shouldn’t be

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[vapid hull]

yahoo dot com

[restive garnet]

rali the ip grabber sheep

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/iloveyou2-love-you-i-love-you-grab-smooch-gif-5429257

[vapid hull]

pov me grabbing ips

(i am going to eat them)

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-20281376

[restive garnet]

[vapid hull]

sheep habig fun :)

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-funny-sheep-push-water-gif-15321310

[vapid hull]

sheep habig EVIL fun

[restive garnet]

[frank sigil]

how long does it take for my submistion to be axcepted

?

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-kick-trick-bump-ouch-gif-16605788

[vapid hull]

about a day

[vapid hull]

Kyle Crane (he was turned into a sheep)

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/moai-moai-emoji-moyai-walking-moai-gif-14737404419214689957

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/no-family-guy-bad-dog-newspaper-peter-gif-8108196576766934699

[gray vortex]

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924911543282442302/1299234206714564639/speed.gif

[vapid hull]

what the heck happened here

[winter wasp]

Paused my game on the most interesting frame

[vapid hull]

He's getting redy :)

[late heart]

@restive garnet when bluoooaattth?

[restive garnet]

OMG MOGMOGMOG

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-shining-splash-blood-gif-12688509

[restive garnet]

soon??????

[winter wasp]

Saved that image on 50 hard drives as soon as you sent it

[vapid hull]

I'm sure he's okay

[winter wasp]

You can't see it there, but under the helmet he's smiling.

Source: trust me bro

[restive garnet]

he is i didnt stab him, its under his armpit

[winter wasp]

2 brothas play-fighting

[late heart]

soon! xmas is close

[vapid hull]

Thank gorsh!

[restive garnet]

oh oke next to it

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134648174359879803/1287860682288529449/caption.gif

[restive garnet]

truee!!!!

[winter wasp]

Enjoy the free template

[restive garnet]

felt cute might delete later

[trail pivot]

beautiful

[winter wasp]

Imagine you added rideable friendly knights into the game and that's the secret sneak peek

would be crazy

[restive garnet]

"dont talk to my son or me, ever again!"

[winter wasp]

[vapid hull]

Me when the green square event claims my most beloved ally

[tender quest]

still no chainmail around the armpits, me le sad

[restive garnet]

there needs to be a weakness and armpits need air too

[winter wasp]

Green square event has lost

[idle crane]

is that a new sheild or no?

[restive garnet]

i have no idea

[idle crane]

we need fencer or sam

[past stream]

what is HUD

[idle crane]

Heads up display

[winter wasp]

we need TOTO Drake Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF TORNADO FLUSH Toilet with CEFIONTECT, Cotton White - CST776CSG#01

asap

[trail nacelle]

Do the willies fall in the pit on the map you guys test physics on or are they smart enough to go around?

[past stream]

And like what is it

[restive garnet]

smart, willie aint got that ubisoft AI

[trail nacelle]

lmfao

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/storm-troopers-stormtrooper-star-wars-video-games-star-wars-jedi-gif-16696139

[idle crane]

hey thats EA not ubisoft

[restive garnet]

EA is in the same cat too

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-5950-thisbis-gif-25130080

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gameglitches-tpose-gif-13204483

oh oops

thats the witcher 3

[trail nacelle]

Unfair fight

[tender quest]

true i didnt have enough armour

[winter wasp]

Brotha was hard at work making that ever since that message

+rep

[silk kiln]

That may be a DPI thing? hard to say though

[fiery iris]

anyone got an idea why my graphic settngs arent working?

[trail nacelle]

What are your graphic settings?

[tender quest]

Willie is more impressive, he's throwing fists at plate armour

[fiery iris]

@trail nacelle

[winter wasp]

Guy's just using you as training

If you decide to fight back, you shall be decapitated by the king.

[trail nacelle]

My bad homies shorter video i mean't to post.

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-mr-satan-gif-13628935484812990659

[silk kiln]

whats wrong with them?

[winter wasp]

Guess willie didn't pass the training stage

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-armstrong-raiden-punch-ora-ora-ora-gif-15917456

[fiery iris]

low medium high arent changing graphics they look stuck on low

[trail nacelle]

set the settings you want then restart your computer then boot up game and see if it works. play on dx 11 imo

[silk kiln]

ahh

[bitter sun]

left hook sumn serious

[bitter sun]

bro clotheslined him lmao

[elfin frigate]

gore update looking good as hell, man. great job!!

[restive garnet]

thank you! couldnt have done it any better

[bitter sun]

ETA ON GORE? Im tryna jump rope with the intestines of my enemies

[restive garnet]

soon

[vapid hull]

Pinned

[winter wasp]

That should be it's own gamemode

[bitter sun]

I would just play the demo but the hands not official on there

[vapid hull]

Sorry, bad explination

[winter wasp]

The stuff i'm gonna be dreaming about tonight

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1252942665142501407/gag.gif

[vapid hull]

T'is in pinned !

[pine summit]

straight up dreamed of half sword gore last night

[bitter sun]

how are you setting it for them to be naked?

[trail nacelle]

That was back when if you left the game armored and then booted it up and hit play it put you in a fist fight with armor lmfao

[fiery iris]

how long for gore? i cant wait to turn my oponent to meat smoothie for crying 'i beg thee mercy for kindess for parents''

[bitter sun]

damn

[trail nacelle]

Now there is a mod.

[bitter sun]

im shit at modding, i'd probably end up getting my shit bitcoin mined or something

[trail nacelle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

Just gotta install it.

[calm ivy]

Vote for Muscle/Blood Willie to be unlockable character! Makes own blood into any weapon 😂

[twin pelican]

thi s stickball is my favorite

[winter wasp]

Half-Sword rule34

[elfin frigate]

this game is literally too easy

[calm ivy]

My closest attempt:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iMTwEmuAKBsebh_lD?invite=cr-MSw0cG8sMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150852709226922036/1287359338440294410/dexter-flabbergasted.gif

Imagine posting Half-Sword vids on the hub

best advertisement

[honest harness]

man i need gore on playtest

[winter wasp]

The pure joy on his face 😊

[past stream]

how do you get armor in a non armor fight bro teach

[hasty ridge]

can you dismember in the playtest

[winter wasp]

Brother, i am subbing

[soft osprey]

No

Not yet

Gore comes back soon

[winter wasp]

The Willie S#x pose

[winter wasp]

™️

[winter wasp]

traffic stop

[winter wasp]

glad to see i wasn't the only person to do that

[soft osprey]

Just for y’all

[winter wasp]

faker of death

[frank scarab]

franky's new project 2, galaxy playtesting blood +kicking build, that may be a good sign

[soft osprey]

I’m gonna assume late November-early December

Unrelated video

[winter wasp]

What has Half-Sword become.

[soft osprey]

Halfsword has always been sexy

[winter wasp]

at this rate, a NSFW channel would be right around the corner

and i'm all for it

[idle crane]

Its now on phase 3

[loud river]

Is that Half-Light?

[elfin frigate]

starting to black out from going so hard is as hilarious as it is morbid

[scarlet girder]

i dont know what phase 3 is, but it sounds ominous

[soft osprey]

I could start a thread for that with my gallery lol. There’s already this #1270577738826256536

[analog rune]

[idle crane]

neither do i but it sounds like progress

[idle crane]

[soft osprey]

The heavy breathing gets me lol

[frank scarab]

stealing this

wait

[idle crane]

i have just realised the second image has 2 left hands

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-freak-out-crazy-wild-ahh-gif-15649052

[soft osprey]

You can’t steal from me that’s illegal

I made that with my own two hands

Definitely me

[bitter zinc]

This is so cursed

[winter wasp]

This might just be the result of being drunk whilst playing Half-Sword

[soft osprey]

But wait there’s more

[winter wasp]

Brother.

you are killing me.

[humble bloom]

now this is the good shit.

[winter wasp]

Why are you horrifying?

1000 yard stare and menacing quote

[humble bloom]

dont worry about it

[soft osprey]

Because someone threw him to the wolves and he came back pregnant

[trail nacelle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[winter wasp]

Someone threw him to willie and he left him pregnant

[soft osprey]

Willie left for milk and never came back

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1278030799303741584/WillieSix.gif

[scarlet girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299218910607839282/reverse.gif

[winter wasp]

first one is just incest

[soft osprey]

I was looking for this one lol

[bitter zinc]

Doing it in full armor has gotta be difficult

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299218910607839282/reverse.gif

[idle crane]

Willie is built different

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[idle crane]

You made it weird

[winter wasp]

Tonight's the Night.
It'll happen again and again.
Has to happen.
It's how Willies are made.

[winter wasp]

I'm just stating the obvious

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1290197981001285633/Gavin_Lee_Bailey_God_Of_Clowns-2.webp

[bitter zinc]

Can't get it up? Hold G to give up.

[idle crane]

they are not related

There are endless willies all different

[winter wasp]

Speaking of that

Different people to fight

that don't look like willie

is gonna be

interesting

in the full game

[soft osprey]

Ok last batch

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-stanley-i-dont-want-it-gif-4611233

[winter wasp]

The one where he's just flying and the other one's looking up

has to be

the best one

yet

[bitter zinc]

Wait there's gonna be new Willies?

[scarlet girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299217761817591828/caption.gif

[winter wasp]

Can't convince me otherwise.

[bitter zinc]

They should have hair with hair physics

[idle crane]

Probably

[soft osprey]

No

Don’t say that

I don’t want other Willies

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/schitts-creek-me-too-same-same-david-rose-dan-levy-gif-19295178

[soft osprey]

There will always only be one Willie to me

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-fight-gif-fighting-hair-gif-6820829639354982841

new fight mechanic

[bitter zinc]

Keep Willie bald but give him ass hair

With physics

[vapid hull]

New?

[winter wasp]

Put that in #1047240101152960525

[vapid hull]

That's been in the game

[winter wasp]

Grabbing by the head, yeah

hair, not yet

[bitter zinc]

It says joke suggestions will be removed unfortunately

[winter wasp]

That's a shame.

[vapid hull]

What hair?

[winter wasp]

if there were to be a mod for people with hair, or if they were to be added

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gumworldz-gif-22084151

[bitter zinc]

Personally, I don't care if I suck at the game I just want gore

[scarlet girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1261252129100795924/1291414177381875733/attachment.gif

[winter wasp]

All about the fun

[soft osprey]

I’m going to make fun of you now okay

Are you ready?

[winter wasp]

5th phase

[elfin frigate]

literally how hs looks when u start grabbing ass

[soft osprey]

Okay I’ll take that as a yes

[bitter zinc]

sigh. Go for it.

[soft osprey]

Ur a loser

Fuckin roasted

[humble bloom]

phase 3

[soft osprey]

Game over for you

[bitter zinc]

I mean you're not wrong

[vapid hull]

nuh uh

[soft osprey]

Alright don’t make it sad

[winter wasp]

Shiit

My bad, just ss'd without expanding

[winter wasp]

Gotta be online at this hour more often

fever dream hour

[bitter zinc]

The best way to defeat your opponent is to give them depression for messing with you

[winter wasp]

or just grabbing them by the ass and throwing them into the nearest pole, cracking their head open like a fresh omlete.

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-journal-shark-boy-and-lava-girl-expelled-gif-19547623

[bitter zinc]

Send him to the Willie explosion chamber

[opal sundial]

somethings happening chat

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnawritingthatheatlmao-gif-18603548

[humble bloom]

when willie does the little willie dance.
I felt that
hehe

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-charlie-dance-dancing-gif-27154482

[opal sundial]

this seems vaguely sexual

[soft osprey]

Your mind is in the gutter

[woven coyote]

how long does it usually take to get access

[soft osprey]

1-12 hours

Typically pretty quick

[opal sundial]

says the guy with #1 foot sniffer in his username

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gunnawritingthatheatlmao-gif-18603548

[soft osprey]

There is NOTHING wrong or inherently sexual about foot sniffing ok

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299871902881546320/caption.gif

[woven coyote]

alr i requested a few hours ago so i was just checking]

[soft osprey]

It’s about appreciating the subtle beauty of every part of the human form

And if you can’t appreciate it, you must be a loser

[soft osprey]

I’m going to banish you to the foot thread

#1270577738826256536

[bitter zinc]

The WHAT?

Thx for making me aware of this so I can avoid it

[wind charm]

warming up

[charred moth]

so i was playing a tier 2 uh

whetever the one where you have no weapons and grab stuff off the ground

and im fighting this one guy

and i see fly OVER my head, another guy, dying right as he hits the ground

whatever causes this, please do not fix it it was hilarious 🙏

[winter wasp]

Should honestly be a slider in the settings

[charred moth]

"random chance of super punch" slider

[modern eagle]

give me my goddamn .4 update. In july you guys told me it would be out in october

[winter wasp]

*Goofy Physics *Slider
Tomfoolery Slider
Willieness Slider

[charred moth]

one the playtest gets gore and a built in loadout maker (or atleast class selection) i would pay like 20 bucks for it

[winter wasp]

Same

7$ seems like a fair price

for Half-Sword

full game

[tacit path]

are you fuckin bananas

[charred moth]

ide pay more than 7 for it in its current state

[wind charm]

no man, this game is at least 40.

[charred moth]

ide pay like 12 for its CURRENT state

[frank scarab]

which is basically 5% of the game

[charred moth]

fr

[winter wasp]

depends on the features

[winter wasp]

i was thinking, just without bugs

[charred moth]

assuming this game goes where im praying, i would probably pay full price

[tacit path]

i guarantee you its gonna be more than 7 dollars

[charred moth]

like

[winter wasp]

and blood

[charred moth]

60 bucks

[winter wasp]

but if it has way more features

which i'm believing

it will

then i'm defo paying

20$ or more

for it

no way to know yet tho

[graceful cosmos]

i bet this game will cost $120

[winter wasp]

shitting myself

steamunlocked ❤️

[graceful cosmos]

id pay $120

[pallid bluff]

Will the scythe be returning?

[tacit path]

hopefully not

shits broken

[winter wasp]

too broken

yea

[pallid bluff]

i love it