halfsword-chat-⚔

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[worn heron]

get this guy out of here

[marble birch]

found one this morning its like a little stinky present he leaves me

[worn heron]

interesting

[tender quest]

need to with the heavier greatswords

[worn heron]

interesting

[worn heron]

interesting

[trail pivot]

[worn heron]

lots of interesting things this morning

[trail pivot]

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spike-machine-meat-grinder-accident-spongebob-gif-973398806513596928

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-lenny-leonard-listening-interested-attentive-gif-4574713

[worn heron]

[jolly gorge]

half sword without gore

[marble birch]

theres a lot of buzz around Lenny

[worn heron]

🐝

[marble birch]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-sugar-pile-bees-homer-gif-12966228

[restive garnet]

yeah and its good beef

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-jumping-arthur-morgan-lenny-summers-arthur-morgan-drunk-gif-9792857615036059894

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-clapping-hands-low-quality-fira-gif-20827748

[worn heron]

A5 Wagyu

[jolly gorge]

NOO WHY IS HALF SWORD BURNING

[restive garnet]

yeah my ABCD grade beef

https://tenor.com/view/gang-signs-gif-21922068

[jolly gorge]

woah man

[trail pivot]

I DID IT AGAIN

[worn heron]

[jolly gorge]

teach me your ways please

[remote crypt]

niiiice

[trail pivot]

always play with lower sensitivity

other than that, learn weapons one by one

i played only greatswords for like 40-50 hours

[vestal anvil]

💅

[winter wasp]

Playing against a true profesional

[worn heron]

I woke him up from his nap

[winter wasp]

Actual homeless man

[trail pivot]

amazon delivery

[worn heron]

he's prepped and ready for shipping

[winter wasp]

He REALLY wanted that shield.

🐶

[idle crane]

its cvck

[worn heron]

the power of magnets

https://tenor.com/view/magnets-gif-20309785

[trail pivot]

WILLIE, CATCH THE BONE

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-bitch-magnets-gif-15878758379646666624

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-blown-away-blown-back-gif-22009589

[worn heron]

reverse polarity

[restive garnet]

LMAOO

[alpine lynx]

willie is a dog confirmed

[trail pivot]

he ate it

[winter wasp]

The sould of the magnet willie got revenge on me

[restive garnet]

damnn

[winter wasp]

guess so

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1277380872214937670/ezgif-3-ade2981a01.gif

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1277380872214937670/ezgif-3-ade2981a01.gif

[trail pivot]

what other gifs have i made

oh right

[winter wasp]

How many Half-Sword gifs you got??

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1274430640800137306/ezgif-5-53cccfa615.gif

theres this one i also made

[winter wasp]

Ah yes

the force of a thousand suns

gonne be favoriting all those gifs

[trail pivot]

sisyphus willie

[winter wasp]

Invisible Willie

just pushing him down

[restive garnet]

i cant say anything abt it

[winter wasp]

Galaxy went in your game and started pushing you down

[trail pivot]

finally, after all those months, willie can finally sit in peace

[restive garnet]

[winter wasp]

Yo

[elfin frigate]

he's takin a lil break

[winter wasp]

i just realised

what if in the future

someone will make

a car mod

and you can just

run willie over

[idle crane]

Sounds like something he would do

[winter wasp]

or fight willie in a car

Willie in a car would be horrifying

[trail pivot]

well we have invisible flying cars

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1273440390615138395/ezgif-3-1dbb1b0405.gif

[winter wasp]

Naww

he just did /noclip

he's good

[elfin frigate]

hey theres a car mod for binding of isac so why not

[winter wasp]

Would be really funny if you just went to fight willie

and as soon as you raise your sword

he just drifts on you

ankles broken

[elfin frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/déjàvu-drift-anime-initial-d-car-gif-17211916

i'd parry it

[winter wasp]

true

[trail pivot]

we got helicopters though

[winter wasp]

shii- you got a point there

That just

happened to me

wonder if i have the clip

gonna be having to look for it in a 30 minute recording

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[trail pivot]

i always record until i get a good clip

[elfin frigate]

man i really gotta start recordin all my gameplay

[trail pivot]

then i stop recording

so its easier to find

[winter wasp]

same

yo

speaking of recordings

i got

an unlisted vid

of some clips from a recording

long ago

if y'all want it

have no idea if i can put it here tho

[elfin frigate]

had an enemy die but his death spasm launched him into the air spinning and he crouching tiger hidden dragon style slashed my spine from mid air (while his deathrattle played)

[winter wasp]

"tiger hidden dragon style slashed my spine "

that's the kinda sentence you never forget

[elfin frigate]

it fr was some wushu looking shit i couldnt stop laughing

[winter wasp]

Willie vs a whole dragon

[worn heron]

[winter wasp]

One thing i've noticed

is that the best weapon

to play first person on

has to be a long axe

You've got that extra reach so you can be more confident with your hits

[astral steppe]

how did you get the download for the playtest?

[winter wasp]

and have room to parry

[winter wasp]

I just signed up for it on the half sword demo page

[astral steppe]

on steam?

[winter wasp]

yeaman

on steam

[astral steppe]

okey

[winter wasp]

How are you playing just against one?

oh

wait

nvm

didn't see you're a mod

[crude flower]

Huh

[remote crypt]

Ovrdth's mod

check on nexus

[restive garnet]

That's either a blue cow, 🐮 or something else

[winter wasp]

meant, one guy that isn't of the same class

[winter wasp]

gonna check it out

[worn heron]

it's a DRAGON you SWINE

[winter wasp]

He really just ran into it

[restive garnet]

LMAO

[worn heron]

you're a blue cow

[restive garnet]

It looks like a giant head of a cute blue cow with a huge nose

[worn heron]

the sniffa

[restive garnet]

🤣I didn't know it was a dragon 🐉

[worn heron]

[restive garnet]

Sniffa milkers

Mooooo

[idle crane]

@mighty nexus

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-based-the-boys-homelander-the-boys-facts-gif-26206051

[restive garnet]

I am totally doing it on purpose

[idle crane]

Galaxy is homelander

[restive garnet]

HOW DID YOU KNOW

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/home-homelander-the-boys-milk-gif-9228418437453891441

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-tone-boy-watch-your-tone-kratoz-god-of-war-gif-18420543

[alpine lynx]

freaky

[restive garnet]

It's just homelander

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1297521253422338058/williehead.gif

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/924911543282442302/1299234206714564639/speed.gif

[weak roost]

And the protection!

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-jerk-hop-on-half-sword-funny-gif-134066132589679539

[remote crypt]

The protection really makes you learn to defend

[tender quest]

not having armour causes you to try and get attacks in quickly without much thought for parrying

[remote crypt]

I guess we have different thoughts on it

I tend to try and defend unless there's an opening

[true zealot]

next update we need them to put in a secret command for a gun 🙏

type pewpew in menu screen and you get a glock17

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-12639877674493562634

[true zealot]

do it

[ripe meteor]

Gained a subtle addiction to tossing fluids on the floor and looking at the patterns wondering if the half sword blood sim would look like it

[true zealot]

probably yeah

[trail pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfKYfs1p-0

disclaimer though, even this is old and galaxy keeps updating this

[ripe meteor]

This video started it

my addiction

[still cradle]

how can i play in the playtest?

[tender quest]

free tracheotomy

[wind charm]

a deep breath through the throat

[true zealot]

go onto the steam page, scroll down and click request access

[still cradle]

i alr did that

[true zealot]

now just wait until you get accepted, they try to do a wave of accepting everyone so just give it a bit

[still cradle]

oh ok thanks

[wind charm]

if that was me, I'd be dead

[tender quest]

at which point in the fight?

[wind charm]

all of it ( i have no clue how swords work)

[tender quest]

:c

point sharp end to enemy

[wind charm]

I hit a pose

[rotund kayak]

i got hit in the nuts

[wind charm]

bro wanted you to watch while he did it

[rotund kayak]

the funniest thing is that the whole screen gets red

lmao

btw my irl reaction was

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY3didGs0aXJvdm5xdGc1MnozMGRiMTJ0NmR0bGp5c3p3ejVqbDltZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/n3QDVG2pF2N8ipxu0U/giphy.gif

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/impressive-darth-vader-most-impressive-gif-1233758011459247961

[rotund kayak]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaWRsZHg5aGgzZnpwOWVqbmwxZjVjaWtyMXk4czc0c2o3YmF0NTdyNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tdQwxfGVihS6qMINsw/giphy.gif

[hard edge]

does anyone know why it isnt letting me save my loadout with ovrdth's mod?

[rotund kayak]

@weak roost

he might help

he doesnt really get annoyed ig

[hard edge]

bro pinged the guy himself

[rotund kayak]

he said i dont get sound anyway

[hard edge]

idk though his timezone and stuff might be different

[crude flower]

Nut hits should do a lot of damage

[crude shale]

Praying they add jousting

[tender quest]

Pray harder

[hard edge]

do you work on the game or have you seen the devs deny jousting or anything?

[crude shale]

I’m already praying that blood comes out before I croak

[neon mantle]

It's not a planned implement atm

[hard edge]

yeah but like is it gauranteed to not be in the game cause jousting in this game would be fire

[remote ginkgo]

The horses..

...oh god the horses.

[neon mantle]

Brother, this is gonna be the 3rd iteration of the demo/playtest, they dont even kniow whats gonna be in the game and not

[tender quest]

I dont work on the game, but lets just say I DO work on the game...

[hard edge]

erm what the sigma

[remote ginkgo]

Time to spend 3 years figuring out how to play this on mac.

[neon mantle]

And also, the horse physics would be ridiculous

[remote ginkgo]

whisky here I come.

[remote ginkgo]

Behold, drunk horses!

[hard edge]

press play

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

[hard edge]

exactly

[alpine lynx]

shrinking balls

[remote ginkgo]

Hrmn.

[alpine lynx]

get windows mac sucks

[remote ginkgo]

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but I have a suspicion it doesn't work..

[remote ginkgo]

Considering my mac is better than all of my friends other gaming pcs, I think I'm going to stick with it for now.

[tender quest]

get linux, because microsoft sucks 👉 👈

[alpine lynx]

HS is only available for windows

[tender quest]

sandbox it

[remote crypt]

Compiling for MacOS is just a nightmare from what I've read

dual boot windows

[hard edge]

download windows and press play

idk bro im trying my best here]

[remote ginkgo]

Either it's apparentyly the worst thing known to god or it's comedically simple.

To be fair if half sword was on geforce I'd just use that but it isn't.

[carmine pilot]

blood soon

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-devious-rubbing-hands-evil-suspicious-gif-26037341

[hard edge]

blood is in the demo bro

[carmine pilot]

not in the playtest 🤯🤯🤯

[covert edge]

Sooneriest soonest soon...

[hard edge]

but i think no blood looks clean so i do kind of prefer it

even then i would have at least a small bit so that slicing somones neck doesnt just look like a flesh wound to them

[carmine pilot]

same i wouldnt mind not having blood but im excited to see the changes they made

[elfin frigate]

blood is in playtest just download newest version smfh

[hard edge]

no its not bro

[carmine pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[alpine lynx]

hi shizton

[covert edge]

Hello Girg

[lament wraith]

dont forget about the new blood and gore easter egg

[alpine lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929032494320320636/1287920082420367392/image0.gif

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[carmine pilot]

bro had to prove it

[remote crypt]

basically

[covert edge]

Holy shit, is that blood?

[elfin frigate]

thats not latest update

[lament wraith]

youre playing the age restricted mode man

[hard edge]

thats crazy

slicing peoples heads off but for minors

[jolly gorge]

do u have parental controls on bro

[hard edge]

💀

[remote ginkgo]

Simple solution is just getting half sword on geforce.

[elfin frigate]

simple solution is to get a real computer

[remote crypt]

or just run a Virtual Machine and use GPU passthrough

[carmine pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[remote crypt]

If proton still doesn't got me covered gamewise before W10 goes out of support I'm going to use a windows VM on linux

[remote ginkgo]

Which cost money.

I'll just wait for now, lmao.

[remote crypt]

Depending on what software you use

it's obviously easier on Linux and Windows

I'd just dual boot chief

[remote ginkgo]

Mac..

..every fucking virtual machine either isn't for mac or is paid..

But eh, not too much of an issue.

[remote ginkgo]

Lol.

[wind charm]

There is nothing I hate more than slimy sword stabbers, they look stupid as fuck just walking towards you trying to poke you

[hard edge]

its all fun and games untill their sword makes contact with you and absorbs the life from your body

[wind charm]

the best you can do is parry

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

[short quiver]

:0

[elfin frigate]

fr i never expect the AI to go for the 0 IQ charge and stab, especially with longsword but when they do it usually gets me lol

[weak roost]

Read the readme and description and the installer 🙂

[versed ravine]

[alpine lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299084471106277407/watermark.gif

[half flume]

You need to provide an image/GIF to add some magik! (Tip: try right-clicking/holding on a message and press Apps -> Select Image, then try again.)

[worn heron]

Ok

[alpine lynx]

dumb bot

[hard edge]

Yeah i read it before and after rereading i still cant figure what im doing wrong

I think its not running as an admin but i dont know how to do that

[versed ravine]

accept my request please foenam

[hard edge]

wait no i did it thanks

[tender quest]

hate em

[wind charm]

they make me have to THINK and FOCUS

[tender quest]

ugh multi tasking? yuck

[hard edge]

medieval bullying

[stoic sedge]

stop bullying that man :(

[hard edge]

mb bro

[stoic sedge]

stop fisting that man... now

[restive garnet]

[alpine lynx]

its a fair fight now

[wind charm]

Poleaxes FUCK HARD

[tender quest]

and parried his last attempt

[languid nest]

Dayum

[wind charm]

It's gonna take a lot more than HEMA to red screen me

[pine summit]

they grapple the enemy weapon soo damn good

[remote crypt]

agreed

a good deflect is dope too but its fun to grapple

[wooden socket]

tier 6 is goated

[tender quest]

I like being able to go against other tiers as tier 8

experience all the weapons

[wooden socket]

imo tiers 4-6 are the best, with the priority probably being 5 and 6 tied or just 6 > 5 > 4

[wind charm]

I think for low horizontal counters I'll add a note in my upcoming tutorial for a early shift before engagement from 4th position, gets me in an easier bind

[wooden socket]

tier 5 has more weapon diversity but tier 6 is a nice combination of armored grappling and weapon fighting that i really like

[remote crypt]

yeah I can agree

been getting really annoyed at my game for putting me in double click thrust without double clicking ngl

[elfin frigate]

i like the tier where they all wear morrowind hats

[wooden socket]

no thoughts

[elfin frigate]

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OnXpl5p-PZY
repost repost repost repost

[remote crypt]

double click thrust needs a toggle I stg

It just decides I'm double clicking when I don't even let go of M1

[wind charm]

I press alt for thrusting

or hold alt I should say

[remote crypt]

Same

it just decides when I'm going to swing to go "Hey you're thrusting now"

[jolly gorge]

i didnt know alt can be used for thrusting..

[wind charm]

I found out accidently from goomba stomping my keyboard :D

[jolly gorge]

im beating this willie so hard and hes still standing

[wooden socket]

idk if i just did some coolass defense but im basically hitting his arm from below to counter his hit

[jolly gorge]

wtf hes getting his revenge

[wooden socket]

chat am i cooked

[brazen cloak]

no you are werm

[wooden socket]

i think hes about to power up, he tanked a face stab from the start of the fight and hes on the ground now that i bonked him with my blade

man

[dawn sparrow]

so simple, so fun

[cobalt lark]

I open the game just to grab the fork and charge for a bit

[fallow ginkgo]

this was smooth asf

[wind charm]

I luv hurtting peiople!!! :D

[fallow ginkgo]

LMFAO

[wind charm]

Yipppeeee :D

[pine summit]

free trepanning service :DDDDD

[tender topaz]

not the "ough"

https://tenor.com/view/oh-blow-fish-choked-vomit-gif-16437355

[fallow ginkgo]

"I cast; Instant Lobotomy."

[urban geyser]

how do you switch directions like that?

[wind charm]

I have a youtube video that shows the smelliest parry ever recorded if you want to see

[fallow ginkgo]

bet

[fallow ginkgo]

press x

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4g6ZOT8Zvdk
this will put hairs on your chest

[fallow ginkgo]

omfg

B R O T H E R

"you wont be needing those" ahh parry

[tender topaz]

jezus that hit must have sent him to heaven
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OnXpl5p-PZY

[fallow ginkgo]

how it feels after a night on the piss

[wind charm]

I luv killing people :DD

[tender topaz]

(say ingame)

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-barbenheimer-barbie-oppenheimer-movie-gif-14455380668331281856

[pine summit]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-bulborb-stare-what-what-did-you-say-gif-6870026877961454859

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/panic-oh-noes-gif-10637171

[fallow ginkgo]

moo;

https://youtu.be/17vMSsuOXRM

[wind charm]

what I think will happen if I had that little bit more boost

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-hmm-gif-2748512355730790146

[remote crypt]

Ngl helmets are cheating sometimes

[tender topaz]

god i love when discord plays one second then loads for 10 seconds and repeats that

[tender topaz]

the guy in the corner just watching lmao

[wind charm]

if only there was a heavy weapon that specializes in countering armor

[indigo sky]

Wait, how did you do Brave Stand with light armor?

[wind charm]

I believe its with OVRDTH's Loadout mod

[remote crypt]

Ovrdth's mod

[remote crypt]

Imagine

[limber kiln]

tis' but a flesh wound!

[indigo sky]

Ah, cool, ty both

[jolly gorge]

is it like broken rn or smth

[fast bramble]

Click "Load Loadouts"

[jolly gorge]

oh im dumb thanks

[fast bramble]

Np

[jolly gorge]

it automatically loaded the first time so i was confused

[supple cedar]

click load loadouts

wait wtf

[supple cedar]

where tf did this and the ones below it come

its kicking in..

[neon mantle]

Hollup theres a loadout thing for playtest?

[lavish summit]

when blood

[fast knot]

is the physique of the halfsword model realistic

[elfin frigate]

this happens to me occasionally too. i just thought it was my shitty mouse or im just more jittery than i think lol

[elfin frigate]

nah

[fast knot]

he needs to pick something up and put it down

something heavy

[remote crypt]

Yeah its so annoying ngl

[lavish summit]

how bro not dead yet

[elfin frigate]

maybe he just doesn't eat much. he definitely lifts lol

i seen the way he yeets other willies around effortlessly

[hard edge]

well shit

oops

red dot was definitely in game

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[pine summit]

is that gore?!?!?!

blood/!??!~!?!

[elfin frigate]

chat am i cooked?

[trail pivot]

[remote crypt]

yes

fkn goedengag willie

[crisp blaze]

where did vc go??

[elfin frigate]

i almost won a naked brave stand because one guy dropped his weapon and broomstick glitched out of the arena

[remote crypt]

[elfin frigate]

ended up losing because the spear i stole got stuck in a guy and then his weapon was like bugged into the ground or something and just wouldnt let me pick it up

will attempt more naked 1V4s later but i got chores to do

gotta remember to run OBS next time

[remote crypt]

SPEAR?

[elfin frigate]

listen when you're naked and unarmed against 4 dudes yo utake what you get

im shocked i even got the one kill tbh

[remote crypt]

no

you use the longsword

[elfin frigate]

the one i don't have?

tbh there was a longsword guy and i was trying to get him with the spear but the other spear guy made himself an easy target

[remote crypt]

what was your loadout?

[elfin frigate]

naked

[remote crypt]

oh naked naked

[elfin frigate]

ye

[remote crypt]

weird

pants?

[elfin frigate]

nah

pants are for cowards and cuckolds

[remote crypt]

but you have no willie

[remote crypt]

chads wear the hat

[elfin frigate]

i am a willie

[remote crypt]

sus

[elfin frigate]

[prisma raft]

Someone: Pinocchio, do you want to see the Gore Update?
Pinocchio: No

[jolly gorge]

LMAOOO

[remote crypt]

[trail pivot]

the urge to play half sword demo again

because i miss gore

i need to install it

[tender quest]

@wind charm Challenge for you, you have to win with the lightest taps possible

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TyuriEIUiuU
It's up

[wind charm]

:o

:(

[tender quest]

its actually really difficult to judge how much force to put into a swing

[lost lodge]

Idk wtf happened

[lost lodge]

Is this real

[lost lodge]

Yes

[lost lodge]

the

[remote crypt]

naked with a hat

and a polearm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1299847570100850728/had_to_make_sure_he_was_bald.mp4?ex=671eb0e2&is=671d5f62&hm=93fe570f15aa5218eadcc60b8c0f69defd426dd7068e2ccfae8a2d09192a1645&

[remote crypt]

amazing loadout

[lost lodge]

Ikr

[remote crypt]

honestly its such a pain sometimes

[remote crypt]

helmet, boots, weapon

nothing else

true chad

[lost lodge]

Yes

[remote crypt]

5 business days of sleep for that man

[wind charm]

I hated every second of this fight

[remote crypt]

two gentle lovetaps

[tender quest]

lower case bonk

[tender quest]

i've noticed the sliders dont have any effect on concussive strikes

[remote crypt]

genuinely lowercase

[tender quest]

only on when you "cut" them

[wind charm]

I must hit the head at all cost

[tender quest]

I wish there was a slider to decrease the ai tendancy to charge at you

[wind charm]

They charge you when you are low on stam ( from my experience )

[remote crypt]

or lower armor

or if they feel like it

very finicky little shits

[little verge]

I have been able to stop a few charges by simply getting into a low guard. Some still bullrun through.

[tender quest]

lets just have a nice duel without bulldozing each other

[little verge]

Sumo Willie tactics.

[little verge]

Man I still have not remastered polearms from the demo mechanics. That is impressive.

[tender quest]

dont tell him that, he wont be able to leave his room

[remote crypt]

69th time ive seen this

[wind charm]

I parry 70% of the time

[wind charm]

BECAUSE ITS COOL OKAY?!

[little verge]

He got CC and hasn't left since.

[oak path]

I just got flinged into space in the demo and flew straight to the second boss somehow survived and then there was two duelist guys instead of one but just two guards

[oak path]

And i won with just a dagger

[oak path]

So thats cool

[remote crypt]

agreed but imma just crouch it

pvp gets added, you do that? I void it

Splitscreen PVP mod when

[little verge]

The auto parry often messes up my parry, so I prefer to dodge and sidestep attacks. Which is more accurate anyways you always avoid blade on blade contact if you can.

[remote crypt]

america's funniest home videos moment

[remote crypt]

I do both. Autoparry from longpoint guard works wonders tho

[little verge]

I haven't been able to get it down. I wanna do it all!

[remote crypt]

So for longpoint just push your mouse forward a TAD

from neutral

[oak path]

At the thought of space marines, how would guns look like in halword

Except extremely op

I mean like a flintlock

And its a separate gamemode

[wind charm]

Polearms are the manual cars of HS, no auto parry and player imputed stance switch

[little verge]

A track ball mouse.

[oak path]

Wait actually

[little verge]

flint lock is to late for the time frame. Think arquebuss.

[tender quest]

Nut shot!

[wind charm]

boy do I have a clip for that

[little verge]

No, matchlock then flintlock. Early Arquebuss is more akin to the original hand gonne.

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/snl-saturday-night-live-nbc-hemsworth-high-five-gif-5150798

[oak path]

How would this work in halfsword

[idle crane]

Yep he is goated. Inspired my picot gameplay . I am inferior tho

[little verge]

We will see 😄

[oak path]

I mean the whole ranged subject

[prisma raft]

I want it

[little verge]

Have not reached that point in development so it would only be speculation.

[little verge]

This model is out dated to!

[crude flower]

Ranged seems interesting

But having to go up against dudes with ranged seems insane

[prisma raft]

Really? There were simply no other leaks regarding the arquebus

[little verge]

Bloody, very very bloody.

[little verge]

The dev team has grown significantly since 2022 when this was posted. None of the new assets have been revealed.

[wind charm]

Initiate counter early and manipulate trajectory to parry AND engage, read Willie's shoulders and torso before he reaches the engagement zone, here is the engagement zone for polehammers (he died)

[idle crane]

Do you have access since you are part of the team?

[little verge]

Yes.

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-leek-gif-25666292

[tender quest]

that was close

[tender quest]

spring onion?

[little verge]

Leek.

[remote crypt]

dude got launched

[tender quest]

but it literally has a spring in its step

wasted

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/kar98k-bolt-action-rifle-bfv-bfv-reloads-tactical-reload-gif-21185995

[remote crypt]

pew

[little verge]

This hurts me.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

[jolly gorge]

for a good headshot with polearm should i half sword and then right click again before i swing

[wind charm]

the amount of times it seems like the hoard of Willies all communally agree to gank the living shit out of me cannot be a coincidence

[tender quest]

they try but they all fail together

[wind charm]

headshots are 90% timing and knowing your weapon range, knowing when and where his head is going to be and knowing how to get your weapon to meet it is good juju

[remote crypt]

here's what I mean by neutral guards and longpoint. Usually I stay near the center line

always

[tender quest]

ffs m00 get off meh!

[jolly gorge]

im getting mad because this big fatass shield is breaking my arm

[remote crypt]

that's m00 behavior

[wind charm]

right click, and right click again

[tender quest]

throw it away then

[jolly gorge]

if i died like that i would rage quit

yay

[jolly gorge]

i fucking hate fighting against great swords

they make nme so angry

[wind charm]

this dusty ahh clip

[remote crypt]

[remote crypt]

stab

[wind charm]

me after bro says "yeah you better run" to the cartel

[remote crypt]

bckwards willie

[flint gulch]

is gore in the new playtest yet

o?\

when did they add gore

I never saw de update

you is lyin arent u

[elfin frigate]

no he's right

[flint gulch]

aight thanks for pullin my leg guys

[elfin frigate]

no prob, lad

[remote crypt]

Yeah dude

gore is beautiful

You're on the wrong version if you don't have it

[flint gulch]

why y'all trolling.

[remote crypt]

Cause #faq exists

[flint gulch]

can i not ask a simple question and get a real answer>

lmao.

y'all act like its so hard to give a real answer, but take the time to troll its crazy

[chrome gust]

possibly my best picture and take down yet?

rate from 1-10

[crude flower]

Every single person comes here to ask if gore is back

How can we not have fun with it

Y'all are the fools

[potent pagoda]

it's not hard to give an honest answer, but every day dozens of people ask the same exact question

[chrome gust]

i love this game, this game dosent need gore to be fun,intresting,loosely accurate, and most important silly

[potent pagoda]

just do a little fucking digging. The world is not your ask jeeves.

[crude flower]

Real

[chrome gust]

real

[potent pagoda]

I'm not your 'real' pal

[chrome gust]

ok?

[potent pagoda]

confronting everybody tonite

[chrome gust]

tonight

[potent pagoda]

tonite

actually

[bold coral]

fortnite

[strange token]

twonyte

[chrome gust]

[pine summit]

leave it up to a gender binarist to think a spelling correction is a valid comeback lmao

[chrome gust]

it wasnt i was helping him out

also i dont really care abt that shit lol i have my belief you have yours leave it at that

[strange token]

seems yall dont like the question, but I'll try to be more specific. Do we have a general time to look forward to gore being added? The last I heard it would be around the end of September. But everything still says its for the Tokyo game thing or "soon", which hasn't changed in months. The games a lot of fun and I enjoy my time playing, but it would be a nice feature to have to see how I get injured instead of being barely grazed by a sword tip and not being able to do anything to fight back

[lethal bison]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-gif-12256655659672538621

[potent pagoda]

I think the official word is before december

could be wrong

[chrome gust]

also nobody was pressed until you talked 🙏

[chrome gust]

holy shit how did that happen

[potent pagoda]

perched assassin willie

[lethal bison]

Hashish

[potent pagoda]

ayyyy Alamut moment

[strange token]

he was trying to be a L4D hunter

[potent pagoda]

deep cut

[strange token]

i see, not too long then. Thanks for the info

[pine summit]

" i dont really care abt that shit lol i have my belief you have yours leave it at that"
"also you're mad lmao"

[elfin frigate]

me n the boys after a 30 pack of PBRs

[potent pagoda]

sure thing!

[chrome gust]

im really not leave me alone

[chrome gust]

😭

[potent pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-velvet-heineken-gif-9584056

[chrome gust]

habie147 uploaded its a good day

[strange token]

real

[remote crypt]

@coarse jolt is better than @wind charm

Cannot tell me im wrong look at those sleeps

[chrome gust]

bro are you on roids you are breaking their damn skulls by practically sneezing

[remote crypt]

Thats malters' clip

I just added the funny noises

[chrome gust]

ohhhhhhh ok that makes sense with the @'s

[solid trout]

Basically it was supposed to be after TGS but between switching to Unreal 5.5 and updating some of the physics they basically realized the old gore system was completely borked

[bold coral]

Yo are they still accepting people into the playtest?

[potent pagoda]

yeah

[chrome gust]

yep

[bold coral]

Good to hear

[remote crypt]

Ye

[chrome gust]

it will take a couples hours longest a day

[elfin frigate]

clip beeds more "bruh" and vine boom

[wind charm]

why is it about whos better with you? why are you so aggressive and why on gods green earth do you even for a moment think I care

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

[remote crypt]

I just enjoy bantering with you

[chrome gust]

https://tenor.com/view/king-nasir-indian-dance-gif-16822035477304223294

[remote crypt]

If its a problem I can cease

[elfin frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-aint-first-youre-last-gary-cole-talladega-nights-winner-try-your-best-gif-21688467

[wind charm]

I am sorry

[chrome gust]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-hell-yeah-subglasses-gif-5823344626862967425

[remote crypt]

For what lol

You aint done shit wrong

[wind charm]

I was literally about to eat my food and my ahh gets pinged

do you know what that does to a man!?

[remote crypt]

Yes I do, go eat bb

[bold coral]

God damn it tool under an hour to get accepted

neat

[remote crypt]

Imma do the same

[elfin frigate]

sorry you suck at hs

[chrome gust]

rad

[bold coral]

Let me guess, american devs are up

[wind charm]

before I go, heres a slop clip of spiky stick with polehammer AND spear tech

[chrome gust]

im prayin for you bro; shits rough 😥

[remote crypt]

You are not wrong

[potent pagoda]

the gamer's burden

[chrome gust]

holy dude you styled on them

[tender quest]

crispy

[potent pagoda]

I've been digging the polehammer recently

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

[chrome gust]

same

[potent pagoda]

If you double tap M1/stab on your way down you really deliver this enormous blow

more so than just dragging your mouse

[chrome gust]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

alr yall ima go eat toodaloo (i prob wont ever see yall again lol)

[elfin frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[tender quest]

:c

[chrome gust]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-crying-gif-26858294

[zenith kelp]

should i spare him chat?

[elfin frigate]

ye

[chrome gust]

no blow his brains out with a orbital cannon (ok im gone now)

[zenith kelp]

who will win? a drunk pitchfork guy (with a dream) or two heavily geared squires

[agile birch]

LMAO

GUYS

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iXzQ6kHywVws-gPVY?invite=cr-MSw1VnosMjMzMzk4NTk4LA

WATCH IT

TRUST ME

[ripe cedar]

There should be a "mods" channel that has all of the half sword nexus mods links in it

[trail pivot]

bro was literally

having his life flashed infront of his eyes

[agile birch]

right lmaoo

[idle crane]

Mods aren't supported yet. It's a prealpha so by making mods seem supported the feedback quality will reduce as people will have mods active

[agile birch]

hahaha

[trail pivot]

took me a moment to actually realize whats off

HOW ARE THEY AT THE TOP

[vapid hull]

Oh shit you did great with that one! I like that filter a lot too, and have been meaning to take a good screenie with it

[frank scarab]

photoshop nonsense

[trail pivot]

ooh didnt think about that

bro looking like hes about to trip

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1299781895432966255/ezgif-6-fdcb8a8980.gif

[remote crypt]

gore go brr

[elfin frigate]

he forgor 💀

[vapid hull]

Still really really cool !!

[remote crypt]

average dementia moment

[elfin frigate]

when the quaalud/xan/kratom combo kicks in

[remote crypt]

Deadass

that's genuinely frank gallagher

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-bikini-suit-roblox-bikini-roblox-meme-roblox-funny-whats-grandpa-doing-gif-12174011057747074734

[trail pivot]

playing half sword demo again

i once again feel like a psychopath

[remote crypt]

[languid nest]

What people swear it feel like to eat sour stuff

💀 not me!

💀!

[trail pivot]

how people look when i put acid in their candy

[languid nest]

[trail pivot]

[wind charm]

if you hit Willie in the head 5,000,000,000,000 times he will geta bruise

[true zealot]

time to find out

[true zealot]

willie's willy update when?

[vapid hull]

I think we both know the answer to that

[pine summit]

It’s right there

[vapid hull]

OH MY GOD THE UPDATE ! THE UPDATE IS REAL !

[stoic sedge]

Willie R34

[stoic sedge]

wide

[frank scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134648174359879803/1299925477791629413/a2024-10-2706-35-47-Trim-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[remote crypt]

beautiful

[jade scroll]

just watch update tomorrow

[silk kiln]

Do we have Spadas in the game?

the games setting means proto-rapiers are entirely possible

and i would love to see more thrust oriented weapons in the game

[opal sundial]

@boreal path translate this to English

[boreal path]

spadas encompasses swords in general so i dont know

[silk kiln]

true, I meant spada da lato, the father of modern rapiers

[boreal path]

im not rapiersmart

can you show me that

these swords could fit in game

[silk kiln]

this is the example photo on wikipedia

granted, because the whole sword type is so old they kinda varied throughout the years

its mainly a side sword meant mainly for thrusting, used mostly in italian fencing

served to be a precursor to the modern rapier we all know and (hopefully) lover

[boreal path]

yeah so that's pretty much

the thing i showed

yippee

we will be having spada da lato ! probably

[silk kiln]

Im sure, i cant expect them to add every historical sword to the game

but it would be cool if they could!!

theres also a lack of curved swords in the game

and would adore some early sabre and kopesh swords

[boreal path]

curved swords are lame, not super common, and lame

[silk kiln]

i like straight swords more, but variety is always cool!

[boreal path]

a french 2 handed falchion would be sweet

[silk kiln]

I would love a khopesh ngl

its a bit out of the time period

but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal path]

and region

[silk kiln]

This is true

But hey, Europeans were in Africa

[boreal path]

unless you can find documentation of a kopesh being used in european warfare or duelling of the 15th century it is NOT making it into the game .e. .

[silk kiln]

ill be real

im not sure i can find much documentation from that period i can read 😭

Im sure it WAS used, not by the western europeans shown more in the game

but more in the Balkan area where the Ottomans/byzantines were

as they would have interacted more with egypt, so im sure it was used

Not the exact region however

[dusk sundial]

Is there a way to play multiplayer or no?

[nimble delta]

nope

[pine summit]

the way willie just swats me away is so funny oml

[smoky quail]

when are we getting a one handed goendag, kinda like a spiky club mace thing?

[remote crypt]

yeah that shit gets WILD

and its so funny

just "go to narnia"

[tardy merlin]

my guy won't stop posing when I hit the thrust button 😭

[dusk sundial]

Wait so how do I see people fight each other

[pine summit]

hamilton looking ass

[scenic oracle]

why are shields so op it lightly tapped me and i died

[autumn sequoia]

is blood back

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[autumn sequoia]

dam

[dusk sundial]

Wait how do you guy's fight other people

[lethal stirrup]

can i get accses to the other half life

[calm bough]

Unless you mod the game.

[brave cosmos]

If i boosted this server can the owner somehow give me access to the full half sword game this is my only resort

[remote crypt]

I don't think thats how it works

[raw scarab]

I don't think fullsword exists 😭

[languid nest]

No dude 😭

What you are playing right now is pretty much the entire game as of now

There is no hidden full game

[raw scarab]

Might needa cop the other half of the sword 🤑

[pine summit]

i got that 5/4s sword money 🤑 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[vapid lotus]

when doews blood come out

[raw scarab]

Whenever the devs add it

[lethal stirrup]

how do i get the other demo then the normal one

[scenic oracle]

when the game karlson comes out

[hollow kelp]

how do we go into other maps on the demo and or playtest

[opal sundial]

you dont

[opal sundial]

you request access on the steam page

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299871902881546320/caption.gif

[lethal stirrup]

I DID NOW WHAT

[opal sundial]

you wait

[brave cosmos]

wait, i also got accepted

[lethal stirrup]

my bad dint mean to put caps

when do i know im accepted

[opal sundial]

You’ll get an email from steam

and it’ll appear in your library

[lethal stirrup]

alr

does it take a while

[opal sundial]

1-12 hours usually

[languid nest]

Pause

[sacred pelican]

whats a thrust button

[pine summit]

willie hit you with the fucking Beyblade Move 😭

[late pelican]

if only it was in the playtest 😭😭😭

[glacial falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354135066808360/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276353920456855674/attachment.gif

[alpine lynx]

december most likely

[glacial falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[late pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/tatkimay66-gif-26544546

[pine summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1280632003263201341/1299998316783861822/caption.gif?ex=671f3d47&is=671debc7&hm=695c17e84395251ba1b2bb742f81d252f3a400a2dc8ed3767d0347890707a61a&

[late pelican]

wheres the glock 19 update?

[pine summit]

simply Shotgun

[lament wraith]

live laugh half sword

[rotund kayak]

we live we love we half sword

https://tenor.com/view/tibetrae-kick-elraen-kick-rraenee-rraenee-cool-rraenee-isaret-gif-17984176991336677112

[late heart]

SOON 🙂

[late pelican]

soon has been said for the last how long?

[alpine lynx]

since the demo days

june

[late pelican]

so im not believing blood will come to playtest

[serene solstice]

its gonna happen

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[proven thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-gif-6625327161643993974

mango update when

[wooden socket]

gore is coming yesterday

[wooden socket]

tomorrow (it was revealed to me in a dream)

[fleet stump]

Willllluu

[jovial wren]

live laugh love willie

[rapid bronze]

We have been let down😩

https://tenor.com/view/weird-haha-fairy-gif-22527498

[royal arch]

I will never trust Pierrot again

[rapid bronze]

Me neither😔

Its Joever

[grave bone]

Its so easy to mess with people regarding the update i honesty don’t blame him 💀

[idle crane]

It was probably just a miscommunication or they ran into issues idk

[grave bone]

Its indie, no biggie

[trail pivot]

everyone is satisfied as long as galaxy feeds us some wip for blood

[grave bone]

Update goonmaxxing

[trail pivot]

I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HIM

i need to see this in slow motion

[wispy bobcat]

they added the force to half sword???

[jovial wren]

Me in litteraly any online game when my internet bugs out

[jolly gorge]

ayo what the hell

[jovial wren]

glock with switch update when?

[wispy bobcat]

you clearly couldnt see me using my bankai

your spiritual pressure isnt enough sorry ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[daring gale]

does anyone know how to change your equipment manualy through files?

[old shell]

I'm so sorry to that guy 😭

Two gods going at it bruh

[daring gale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhDCmFqP2qE

[coarse jolt]

So what is thing meant to be?

A goedendag? A swiss morningstar?

[soft osprey]

LOL that was hilarious first thing in the morning

[idle crane]

Placon a picot

[jovial wren]

LMAO when did you change your pfp & name

I've been gone for a while

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1273440390615138395/ezgif-3-1dbb1b0405.gif

[manic sandal]

how to enter a arena?

[idle crane]

Request access to the playtest on steam and wait 12 hours or less to be accepted

[soft osprey]

A few days ago lol everyone was going furry and I haven’t changed back yet

[jovial wren]

lmaooooo

thats honestly so real

[elfin frigate]

just had another missed clip because i'm too dumb and lazy to run OBS lmao. was playing in T3 and for a minute i thought the game was bugged because we literally weren't damaging eachother. just hacking at eachother's limbs but neither of us showed any signs of injury, i even paused to check and make sure i didnt have damage turned all the way down. as soon as i decided to fuck around and see how immortal i was i finally got killed though. was very strange

[trail pivot]

my reaction when they find out (spare no one)

[trail pivot]

plot armor

[elfin frigate]

fr lol, me checking my settings was a canon event and the fight couldn't end until then ig

[winter wasp]

My guy was really faking it

[pulsar gyro]

how do yall get out of tutorial

[jovial wren]

are you talknig about the abyss

if so than you need to go to the steam page and click "request access" And you should get access to the playtest after a few hours

[pulsar gyro]

ok

[pulsar gyro]

but i aint got my email type shi

[jovial wren]

Yeah, you do need that

[pulsar gyro]

aight i changed it

[rotund kayak]

wait i realised im the one that got the most likes on photos in the community tab in the channel

https://tenor.com/view/lemonhota-lemonhotayeni-rraenee-rane-rraene-gif-2571163562600046902

[trail pivot]

executioner style

[jovial wren]

is that the fucking KKK standing around donald fucking trump?

in your pfp

[idle crane]

Change that pfp or your gone

[sacred pelican]

can u actually get banned over a pfp

[idle crane]

yes

[idle crane]

because the devs are great

[trail pivot]

nukie quick or you will be executed

[jovial wren]

I have like 23 hours on it, waiting for the gore update to crank that number up

[trail pivot]

public execution is coming

[sacred pelican]

i saw it on facebook

[jovial wren]

nvm 40 hours

[sacred pelican]

same

[sacred pelican]

81 godz?

[trail pivot]

hours

[sacred pelican]

what country is that

[trail pivot]

poland

[sacred pelican]

cool

[idle crane]

Its a full demo with 6 bosses not just a tutorial