STOP POSTING ABOUT HALF SWORD! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME WILLIE, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING WILLIE! I joined a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS WERE JUST HALF SWORD. I-I showed my polearm collection to my girlfriend and flipped my favorite halberd and said, "hey babe, when the weaponβs not even a halberd but actually a fucking VOLUGE! HAHA DING DING DING DING DING!" I swear, I looked at a rusty cleaver in my garage and said, "THAT'S A BIT VOLUGY." I looked at my sword rack and thought about the lack of blood in-game and yelled, "NO BLOOD? MORE LIKE NO GUTS!" WHERE'S THE FUCKING GORE? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! WILLIE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO SHIT HIMSELF BUT THERE'S NOT A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD! WHAT ARE WE PLAYING HERE, A CUCKOLD SIMULATOR?! GIVE ME THE GORE OR STOP TEASING US WITH THIS HALF-ASSED SHIT!