halfsword-chat-⚔

[ebon sierra]

Will there be women

And will they get to utilize the new blood system down there?

[trail pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsBt4biw7eA you never know

[ebon sierra]

Tfw u tried taking a selfie while taking a hostage but get domed by the SWAT sniper at the last second

[trail pivot]

same image

will we have hangnails in the new gore system? if so, thats an insta-kill

[wind charm]

The iconic m00 horizontal

[rain acorn]

dude what

new gore is crazy

never seen anything like that in any other game

[restive garnet]

thats the demo gore

[trail pivot]

just to make sure are you being sarcastic or

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

he's new here, give him a break

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[mighty flax]

when was the last halfsword update?

[fossil junco]

hey guys how long does the playtest aplication normally take

[mighty flax]

For me it took 1 day

[restive garnet]

many months ago

[fossil junco]

thanks

[trail pivot]

if oyu mean playtest

it was in like

late august

[rain acorn]

am i stupid

[mighty flax]

Yeah playtest, it was I think 3 months ago.

[trail pivot]

this is the old gore

[fossil junco]

have they revealed any news about the full launch

[rain acorn]

i never played the older versions :<

[trail pivot]

there will be a completely revamped system

[rain acorn]

if that’s the old gore than waow

[trail pivot]

so imagine blood and gore in half sword but 10 times better

ill find some of the pics

[mighty flax]

Is there something with development or are they preparing a big update

[rain acorn]

mb

still, haven’t seen anything like that

[loud river]

Really? I think Happy Wheels has a more impressive gore system than the demo lmfao

Doom does

[mighty flax]

Mann that woudl be so good. I did play both demo and playtest, but for some reason. There is a good looking blood system in demo. But there is no blood system in playtest version

[loud river]

Demo gameplay is shit, and gore is subpar. Was really there as a proof of concept

[restive garnet]

awesome to hear! thank you,#1279922212421505149 show more

[loud river]

Playtest set the standard of combat, and new update will set the standard of gore

[loud river]

Lovely deformation while not demolishing and peeling the flesh off the skull cleanly

[trail pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfKYfs1p-0

[idle crane]

Demo blood is still incredible the way it fill the cracks of the floor is so cool and it makes me very excited for what is to come

[undone cradle]

Wait when’s the update

[restive garnet]

soon

[idle crane]

Check pinned message

[undone cradle]

Ok

Thanks guys

[restive garnet]

np

[dawn sparrow]

ah, the speargun

[trail pivot]

the secret bullet inside the polehammer

[scarlet cradle]

Currently playing the itch.io demo while waiting for access to playtest 😭

[trail pivot]

cant wait to see all those maps myself

remastered

hope the snow map returns too

[dawn sparrow]

lots of fun and you can see by yourself how much the game already developed

[scarlet cradle]

Yeah just looking in the chat i can tell how much it has improved

by the videos

[mighty flax]

wait which version is newest, itch.io or playtest?

[trail pivot]

playtest

[dawn sparrow]

playtest physics and void gamemode and I'll be sunk for hours

[dawn sparrow]

itch, demo, playtest

[trail pivot]

once the endless mode is back in half sword

itll be peak

[dawn sparrow]

it goes in that order

[scarlet cradle]

the screaming gets so annoying when playing for a while

[karmic dome]

How can i play other maps ???

[dawn sparrow]

Go to the Half Sword Steam page
Hit the Join Plyatests Button (you'll need to be logged in)
Please wait for us to accept you (we'll try to do it as many times per week as possible)

[karmic dome]

ok

[grave bone]

Yoooo knight got capped!!!

Looks cool, can't wait

[scarlet cradle]

Damn, I didn't realise how long ago I joined this server

[dawn sparrow]

meanwhile you should master the art of throwing weapons in the demo!

[restive garnet]

demo throwing weapons is ez

then PT

[scarlet cradle]

Ive heard there is no gore on the playtest, is that true?

[grave bone]

Do you let go before it gets in front of you or just after? mine just flings into space

[trail pivot]

[scarlet cradle]

Why

[dawn sparrow]

I'd say it's about 20% of full swing when I hit the drop button

[scarlet cradle]

I hope this game gets a story mode

[trail pivot]

galaxy is remaking blood and gore completely

[grave bone]

Way earlyer than i do it, thanks for the tip

[scarlet cradle]

Ooo nice

[restive garnet]

Me, Def0rp and fiberman

frank too

a bit

[dawn sparrow]

make some good clips with some juicy throws

[trail pivot]

i assume everyone has a set role for it since blood, gore, cloth tearing, etc is different

[scarlet cradle]

this game should update the movement animations in the future, its pretty good as it is and unique, but doesnt feel that polished. Im playing the itch.io demo so i dont know how it is at the moment

[restive garnet]

yeah

[restive garnet]

the game is 5% complete and maybe try playing the playtest

[scarlet cradle]

Yeah i will

[restive garnet]

cool

[scarlet cradle]

I really like this game

[restive garnet]

same!

[trail pivot]

half sword at its 100% will destroy gta 6

[restive garnet]

eh

idkk

[scarlet cradle]

Game of the year condender fr

[restive garnet]

would be crazy tho

[vapid hull]

I feel very comfortable saying that, once completed, half sword will be one of the best games on the market

[dawn sparrow]

itch was something groundbreaking talking about physics and such in games. Demo was even better. Playtest is like whole new level. People say you won't get back to demo after playing with playtest but I disagree. I love demo as much as I love the playtest. Demo is more wonky but it's the way it is. Demo can give you the most hilarous fights ever

[blazing folio]

First we need to wait until games will be released

[grave bone]

Remember how big Chivalry was when it first dropped? This is that and then some, there's a big market for it, Chivalry sadly dropped off, but that means there's a lot of people looking to get their hands on some swords and go crazy

[trail pivot]

same, i mean, i have 70 hours on playtest

thats more than games i paid a lot for

[scarlet cradle]

Gta 6 is gonna be insane

trailer 2 might drop next month

[vapid hull]

I have 50 ! Which is really for a game that I only picked up now !!

[restive garnet]

i hope gta 6 will have better blood effects

[dawn sparrow]

comparing Half Sword to GTA VI is like comparing chess to tennis. Both are cool but it's different game

[restive garnet]

true

[dawn sparrow]

Half Sword vs other physics driven fighting games seems more fair

[vapid hull]

Remember when people were ragging on the leaked test footage of gta6 for looking incomplete?

[weak roost]

Half Sword IN GTAVI

Make it happen

[trail pivot]

half sword reference in gta 6

[dawn sparrow]

my laptop would go brrr

Willie as main character in GTA VI? I would pay for that kind of mod

[scarlet cradle]

This is how the blood looked in the leaks

[blazing folio]

Time for model swapping

[little linden]

No because why the hell are the guys holding the candle holders wack me so hard 😭

[vapid hull]

The candle holders are goated as a t1 weapon

[scarlet cradle]

I joined this server before all of you guys

[little linden]

Yes bro i know

[vapid hull]

I popped someone's head like a water balloon with one

[vapid hull]

Good for you*!

[little linden]

personally though, my favorite wepaon is the pitchfork

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[vapid hull]

I hate all spears in the playtest

[dawn sparrow]

the ultimate battle

[vapid hull]

What?

[little linden]

Dude I love the stool

just mega bonk lol

[dawn sparrow]

so do I!

[little linden]

I absolutely cant wait to play the playtest

[scarlet cradle]

Max payne 3 is such an uncerrated game

[restive garnet]

lets take a moment, that Frank created the Half Sword ragdoll system. that there is nothing like it in unreal games, and that the Natural motion co designer (euphoria) is following our game.

[little linden]

ive just been playing the demo nonstop for the past 3 days

[scarlet cradle]

Yall gotta team up with euphoria

[restive garnet]

too expensive

we have frank

[little linden]

The halfsword ragdolls somwhat remind me of human fall flat

[scarlet cradle]

True, more impressive making it from the ground up

[restive garnet]

it costs 100k to 200k or more the hire euphoria team to make ragdolls for the game

[vapid hull]

Thanks Franks :)

[restive garnet]

you are welcome

[trail pivot]

combine forces with bare mettle (exanima team)

[restive garnet]

no then you have to wait 2 years for a tiny update

[trail pivot]

unfortunately true

[vapid hull]

Galaxy, when can we expect a built in feature that lets us manually pick our weapon

[dawn sparrow]

you all guys are absolutely amazing cooking the real gem here, I'm just creating cool #photography📷 and keeping the discord nice and friendly. absolute kudos

[restive garnet]

ofc this is this alpha footage and its using gta 5 blood as placeholder

[vapid hull]

(literally just a soon will suffice </3)

[restive garnet]

awesome! thank youu!

[vapid hull]

Photography my beloved

[scarlet cradle]

Yeah, im 100% sure its gonna look really good when the game is out

[trail pivot]

speaking of picking up weapons, the hardest challenge IS actually picking up a weapon from the ground

[restive garnet]

ofc

[trail pivot]

its the end of me

[restive garnet]

soon

[vapid hull]

thank you

My resolve is strengthened now >:)

[little linden]

Dude I didn’t know the mods were this involved in the community

Sick

[restive garnet]

siccck

[dawn sparrow]

Gonna finally make Half Sword random clips part 14 but it's going very slow. Got some clips but not enough time to make a video. Welp... Soon!

[restive garnet]

good ppl they are

[trail pivot]

only positivity here

[restive garnet]

ask @scarlet cradle to help you edit vids

[restive garnet]

[scarlet cradle]

?!

[restive garnet]

you are a editor

[dawn sparrow]

[scarlet cradle]

Ah yeah lol

[wind charm]

Just clipped the cleanest example of maintaining weapon momentum

[restive garnet]

you like max payne?

[fiery iris]

soo now TGS is over.... BLOOD AND GUTS?

[scarlet cradle]

Yes

Its probably my favorite shooter game

[restive garnet]

nicee

[dawn sparrow]

I enjoy doing it actually, just sometimes I'm too lazy or get stuck here in discord and spend all my free time here. Time not wasted tho so it's fine

[vapid hull]

look at the pins, silly

[scarlet cradle]

Halfsword needs modern guns

[dawn sparrow]

Oh the max payne theme always gets me chills and nostalgia feeling

[vapid hull]

or better yet read the #faq

[scarlet cradle]

just kidding

[fiery iris]

whoopsy

[trail pivot]

i got you bro

[vapid hull]

it happens :)

[scarlet cradle]

Is that actually in the playtest?!

[trail pivot]

the sound isnt, the swap hands push is a thing though

[dawn sparrow]

it's the "gunsgunsguns" cheatcode

[vapid hull]

This one might me my second favorite tier

[trail pivot]

oh my god hes white and red hes POLISH just like me

[restive garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSgI97A1X0k i made an intro Max payne 3 style 0;00 till 0;27

[scarlet cradle]

Whats the name of the main character in this game?

[restive garnet]

willie

[trail pivot]

willie

[vapid hull]

Jesus christ that thumbnail scared the shit out of me

[restive garnet]

lmaoooo sowwy

[fierce dawn]

that's really nice

[restive garnet]

thank you!

[vapid hull]

You clearly did a very good job lmao

[restive garnet]

hahahahaha

[scarlet cradle]

Ooo nice, the text looks like its actually from the game lol

[restive garnet]

yeah!!

[vapid hull]

yyyyaayy :))

[restive garnet]

i miss the old days, making a blood mod, then a trailer vid of it. editing took hours

[dawn sparrow]

there is more Poles in here that you can imagine!

[vapid hull]

What does the white flash that occurs during the end of the round mean? Is that the moment the Willie dies?

[trail pivot]

its when you win

[trail pivot]

I HAVE NOTICED THAT

i guess we just love medieval times

[scarlet cradle]

This game should have a feature where you can kick/throw dirt in your opponents eyes to blind them for like 3 seconds

[dawn sparrow]

I guess we do

[vapid hull]

Thats what I figured, but I've seen it happen after I've already hit the pick your next fight screen

[fiery iris]

sometimes when the sword dosent do it, the shield does

anyone know why that recorded in 1fps?

[restive garnet]

lmao

[trail pivot]

cooked pc

[dawn sparrow]

what do you use for recording?

[restive garnet]

looks funnier this way

[fiery iris]

medal

[dawn sparrow]

does all your clips record like this? maybe something in the settings, I don't use medal so it's a wild shot

[trail pivot]

polish eagle?!!?!?

[fiery iris]

just half sword

my rust records well

[trail pivot]

hard to even see what that is at the angle

[jolly nexus]

no

[fiery iris]

xd

Thattl do xd

[restive garnet]

lmaoo

[dawn sparrow]

kek those are actually fun

[restive garnet]

no more low fps

[fiery iris]

i fucking love the shield man best weapon in game haha

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1297631432562315334/half_sword_confirmed.gif

[trail pivot]

is that the lore?

[restive garnet]

yes

[dawn sparrow]

it's heavy and can cause blunt head trauma, should do the trick

[vapid hull]

Willie burrows for the winter

[hasty vigil]

You guys NEED to cook with the gore

[trail pivot]

what happens to willies that fly away though

[dawn sparrow]

all the blood was used for the demo, they are waiting for another delivery

[vapid hull]

I LOVE THE way that you just drop your guard and go "wtf"

[trail pivot]

YEAH I WAS JUST SHOCKED

[dawn sparrow]

they end up in the void

[restive garnet]

new euphoria ragdoll dropped

[dawn sparrow]

hot stuff

[vapid hull]

I love goedendag users because I just run up to them and grab

[hasty vigil]

Next-gen ragdoll

[dawn sparrow]

I don't have much gifs from the playtest but this one is smooth

[trail pivot]

this is peak ragdoll

[restive garnet]

lmaoooo

the sfx is next gen

[fiery iris]

does everyone find DX11 OR DX12 better?

[dawn sparrow]

those clips needs to have some comedy benny hill style music

[trail pivot]

dx12 for me

[hasty vigil]

Those ragdoll physics will rival gta VI as you can see

[restive garnet]

missed the change to speed it up at the right moment

[dawn sparrow]

DX12 is more smooth but can cause some errors for some configs

[trail pivot]

i need to go ahead and fix it

[restive garnet]

dx12 for good pc

[restive garnet]

less goo

[restive garnet]

lmaoooo

sharing it with devs

[vapid hull]

woah dx12 feels so different

[wind charm]

i nearly spat my fucking drink bro that caught me so off guard

[dawn sparrow]

lovely edit

[fiery iris]

BRO DX12 LOOKS INSANE

[wind charm]

all my clips be dx12 (my pc is in agony)

[hasty vigil]

If you have a low-mid end pc then DX11 is better for you, DX 12 is more for like mid-high end pcs

[fiery iris]

i7-9400k , rtx 3070 and 32gb ram

DX12?

[restive garnet]

yes

[hasty vigil]

Should be fine

[vapid hull]

I like dx12 a lot

[wind charm]

holy shit, he did not touch you :O

[restive garnet]

DX12 has better color and graphics

[hasty vigil]

Little guy flopped

[vapid hull]

I did literally no color corrected except for increasing the contrast a little bit

Its got great colors

[restive garnet]

[fiery iris]

anyone else spent the first 10 hours of playtest playing the naked dude to realise u can wear armour and use weapons? or is that just me

[wind charm]

it is a canon event man

[hasty vigil]

I did that also

[restive garnet]

dx11 disables the postprocessing i intended it to be.

must see if a dx11 postprocessing can be made as fallback

[fiery iris]

atleast i became a beast at unarmed combat LOL

[trail pivot]

half sword looks even better on the inside maps

the lighting is really good

[restive garnet]

very true

[trail pivot]

in the interiors

[idle crane]

Not my canon

[wind charm]

fuck yeah, wait til you get the iron gauntlets

[vapid hull]

I can't wait to see new maps! Lots of photo potential :)

[trail pivot]

the lighting is just so peak

[hasty vigil]

PUT THE PHONE DOWN this is for my safety PUT THE PHONE DOWN

[trail pivot]

still cant figure out where is this pic taken, its on the half sword steam page

[dawn sparrow]

oh for sure, photo mode is best mode

[vapid hull]

Huh, I just died and survived at the same time

[vapid hull]

I just want the hitbox removed/dramatically decreased </3

then it would be perfect in my eyes

getting stuck sucks

[trail pivot]

almost looks like real life

[elfin frigate]

this is bullying

[hasty vigil]

He deactivated this dudes spine

[hasty vigil]

Thats a human rights violation

[elfin frigate]

how it feels to wait for gore update

[wind charm]

stop he's already dead

[trail pivot]

i need to find the clip where I WAS the one getting bullied

[dawn sparrow]

I got one where I got bullied too!

[hasty vigil]

Ahh i love the janky'ness of the physics and the realism at the same time

[trail pivot]

ill never get over this one

the crunchyness

[wind charm]

Polehammer spotted :O

[jolly gorge]

Looking at this with sadness as I have not been blessed with play test yet

[trail pivot]

only recently i started playing with polehammers

[wind charm]

soon my bruda, it shall come

[trail pivot]

TOMORROW ™️

swapping hands is a lot of fun with polehammers/poleaxes

[wind charm]

this is by far the most techy shi I've recently done

[jolly gorge]

Too long of a wait

I’m too op for the demo bro

[trail pivot]

i had this one where i gently helped him on the ground

catched him like a princess

[trail pivot]

confusing your enemy is the best

[wind charm]

Such a gentleman

I personally believe the shit that Polehammers can do in terms of unorthodox combat is so sick

[little linden]

Quick question, why isnt my lock on working?

[worn heron]

Turn the strength up to really notice it. It's only active when you hold the mouse buttons

[wind charm]

press F ingame, if the circle closes in then its on

[vapid hull]

Tried using the logo feature, thoughts?

[worn heron]

Yummy

[little linden]

Ah i see, thanks

[wind charm]

it makes it look that little bit extra fancy

[worn heron]

Sizing and balance is important and you did it well

[vapid hull]

Yeah!! :)

[vapid hull]

Thank you !! I took the picture at an angle that had a lot of deadspace for it to fill in

[vapid hull]

OOOOH thats a really good shot !!!

[wind charm]

Ty :3
I used it for my Polehammer montage

[worn heron]

[vapid hull]

lMAO i ran out of memory

[vapid hull]

You did really good !!! I need to take more pictures of binds instead of just the aftermath lol

[wind charm]

That parry shot was hard because I needed the contact frame for my thumbnail, literally just parried over and over again until I got it

[tender quest]

bonk

[vapid hull]

Endurance fighting !!!!!

[vapid hull]

T'isn't a scratch !

fuck yuh chestplate

[tender quest]

lol wiped his leg out at the end

[vapid hull]

Unrelated, but I can't help but find it so cool that the same wall can look so different depending on the settings

Here's the differences between each graphics preset from Low to Cinematic with DX12! Just wanted to post this so that I could see what each setting has to offer, and decided others might as well.

[vapid hull]

my guess is no but iunno

[outer wharf]

stabby stabby

a replay mode in this game would go hard

[vapid hull]

Farmer Willie entered a boss fight :(

[outer wharf]

i was trying to get the brave stand mode for some cool photos, hes a worthy sacrifice

[jolly gorge]

just got play test any tips

[frank scarab]

don't run the game at dx12, the right icons are tiers, lowest to highest, and beware of the spiky bat.

[jolly gorge]

thx

what other than dx12

[frank scarab]

dx11, its the best option if you don't want the game to crash every or run horribly.

[jolly gorge]

oh ok ok lol

[outer wharf]

im on dx12 and it runs completely fine

all depends on the pc

[frank scarab]

correct

[astral pollen]

This game gives me restless leg syndrome.

[slow anchor]

This image holds so much goblin energy

[astral pollen]

What does cinematic quality add that the next highest quality doesn't have?

[outer wharf]

-50 fps

[astral pollen]

I get 144 on both.

[outer wharf]

thats actually nuts xD

[jolly gorge]

play test is so much harder

[brittle robin]

Impossible bruh what are your specs

[frank scarab]

new combat system, no blood visuals, you can't flail anymore, i know.

[shrewd belfry]

does anyone know when the full version comes out and how much it might cost?

[astral pollen]

7800 X3D and 7800 XT

[frank scarab]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396

[brittle robin]

Checks out

[shrewd belfry]

thatnk you

[snow gulch]

if we dont get the arena with the big hole in it im rioting

[trail nacelle]

Got a nice block off at the start. Armoured Willies kinda screwed once they fall.

[molten galleon]

how do you get a match where you have nothing and the character has armor

[soft osprey]

Probably did the file edit thing

[outer wharf]

mods

[soft osprey]

There are no mods for the playtest

[frank scarab]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[outer wharf]

there defo are mate

[trail nacelle]

@molten galleon

[trail nacelle]

Thanks

[soft osprey]

There’s the trainer mod and the split screen mod, for the demo. Not for the playtest. Though I guess the selector mod is technically a mod..

[molten galleon]

thanks sigma

I gotta log in to download

I aint doing that im making a fake acc fr

[frank scarab]

just go to ovrdth's bio

it has the raw google drive link

[outer wharf]

theres two for the playtest i believe, the selector and a reshade, both on nexusmods

[soft osprey]

Alright you’re arguing semantics lol a reshade is hardly a mod, and the selector is a tool. Again though, I’ll admit the selector is technically a mod.

[frank scarab]

actually he changed the link to the nexus one

nvm

[amber pollen]

Ivan vs. Willie, who wins

[frank scarab]

franky

[obtuse perch]

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE PLAY TEST

[analog rune]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-clapping-emoji-clapping-hands-sendwishonline-gif-7361191286564857040

[jolly gorge]

Any idea on what the finished game will look like and custom ability to characters or

[inner tinsel]

I saw a video when u can get the versión with blood in itch.io

Is it true?

[outer wharf]

On itchio or the demo on steam

[inner tinsel]

I have the playtest but it has no blood

[outer wharf]

yes the demo has blood

playtest not yet

[inner tinsel]

Im watching a versión on tiktok with New maps and blood

[amber pollen]

Its old maps, itch.io is oldest out of the 3 games

[frank scarab]

no clue, what you are playing is 5% of the actual game, alot will change, maybe the upcoming roadmap in dec would reveal somethings but we don't know yet.

any further questions you have about the game might already be in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 but if not ask here.

[inner tinsel]

Im gonna have 1000 hours in this game when it comes out honestly

See you guys at the esports

[elfin frigate]

same

[outer wharf]

Seconds before disaster

[remote crypt]

❤️

[outer wharf]

theres a lot going on in one image here

[outer wharf]

Death roll

[devout yew]

John Consumer

[nimble delta]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iV7WspzdafB05HX-x?invite=cr-MSxlbGUsMjc5MDA0NjI3LA

[outer wharf]

brutal

[remote crypt]

[nimble delta]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iUJ0osPQfZSIfD7Ep?invite=cr-MSxlRW8sMjc5MDA0NjI3LA

spin move go brrrrr

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iT54q8XHfxAqFulty?invite=cr-MSxGcnMsMjc5MDA0NjI3LA

[woeful moss]

how to get out of the arena

[nimble delta]

nice of you to bring willie with you

[woeful moss]

found an easier way

and had to bring him bro been torturing this guy

[woeful moss]

el pretzel

[trail nacelle]

Has anyone made it upstairs?

I feel like a billhook could get you up there lmfao

[woeful moss]

been trying to find a way allnight man ahahah

might have to try long weapons now thats a good idea cuz you can catch your arm on the candel holders but thats about it

[woeful moss]

when climbing fences tho you have to lift your mouse and constantly drag downwards

[trail nacelle]

Worth a try lmfao

[fringe raptor]

is there a way to save screenshots from the in game photo album

[woeful moss]

what game

just win-printscreen

[fringe raptor]

i shouldve but i thought there was a place in the game files i could find screenshots like in the demo

why does it look like youre holding willie for ransom

[fathom bear]

an infant can click the green button dw

it says i won abyss

is it just infinite knights now

[woeful moss]

he picked the wrong house

[graceful cosmos]

I walked right into the Godendag atk :T nd died

[woeful moss]

been trying can only get my character an couple inches off the ground gonna try stand ontop of willie

[dense island]

I do not care how long it will take I will lay here for 3 hours if thats what it takes to win

because apparently a light poke on my legs means I can't stand up right, or even lean up and swing

[sturdy ravine]

bro havin a bad day

[dense island]

somehow he still hasn't given up

I won

I uhh,

managed to throw my sword successfully

it didn't like that

[sturdy ravine]

bronken

[woeful moss]

came to the conclusion you cannout get out of the map

verry sad

put 4 hours into trying to get out of the map / onto the balcony i stood on 4 dead willies just to try get on top of the doorway and im pretty certain without a one time bug you cant get out of the arena area only the fences im not satisfied

the highest i got was when an npc grapped my foot and i hovered in the air, but you cant leave the fences till all enemies are killed/defeated so no luck 😭

[worn osprey]

Can you break people’s bones

I wanna break someone’s arms and watch them run

[winter quarry]

So where's the discord riot?

[woeful moss]

a broken man

[dense island]

guys I think he's dead

he died of death

[trail nacelle]

Sadge

[dreamy rampart]

We just killed each other ain't no way

[calm bough]

Sanest Half Sword player

ah fuck why am I talking like I wouldn’t enjoy breaking willie’s arms😨

[lean elbow]

Literally

[latent oasis]

I WANT TO BE ACCEPTED

[neat jasper]

YOU SHALL BE

soon

unless you get unlucky

[still gazelle]

Yes you can shatter bones, atleast on arms, you can also just straight up sever limbs though the playtest is currently pgiefied for tokyo gameshow

I know you damage legs enough to make walking impossible

[summer plank]

in the first clip, the guy was so dramatiiiiccc 💅 💅 💅

[dusty gyro]

nah bro cuz how is the spear with nails is so broken? i LITERALLY got splitted in half

[trail pivot]

do not let blueberry see the fact you didnt call it the plançon à picot (he will tear your skin)

[smoky quail]

can we get the option to remove the Game Over screen when taking pics for moments like this

[dawn sparrow]

check the pins in #photography📷

[smoky quail]

I stabbed him in the chest same moment as he was swinging for my neck so we both died

[smoky quail]

early access jank

there's times where you just slightly graze Willie's face with a stick and he goes down instantly

[whole parrot]

The guy in the first clip had the "how could you do this to me, you sick fuck" look

[elfin frigate]

lowkey feel bad when you break both their arms and legs and sometimes they still dont give up. like bro you have nothing to gain at this point dont make me kill you

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-why-did-you-make-me-do-this-invincible-think-mark-gif-21763040

[wooden socket]

guys give me a tier and weapon i should try to "master"/learn

[elfin frigate]

tier 3 dagger only

wait i forget is tier 2 or 3 the one where they dress like clowns

[wooden socket]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-anime-buu-mad-gif-17779191

my honestly reaction

tier 3 is the tier above the peasant stuff

[elfin frigate]

ok yeah tier 3

[wooden socket]

tier 3 is the one im worst at from get go so thisll be fun

[elfin frigate]

just drop the other weapon and go 2 hand dagger mode

[wooden socket]

right

[elfin frigate]

GLHF

im decent in T3 with long sword but nothing else yet lol

i bet if you practice dagger you could get great match ups against spears and maybe mace/shield. probably fucked against bladed weapons tho

[wooden socket]

theres no spears in t3 i think

but yeah i did get a feel for the general strategy just now, grab and stab

he looks disappointed

[idle crane]

Sword and dagger. You can get some fun parries with them

[wooden socket]

yeah ive been doing dagger only but ill see if i can incorporate the sword too

had to make sure hes dead (oh and i stole his hat too)

[idle crane]

Free hat

[wooden socket]

guess what happened

[gentle sigil]

how does everyone get access to this game im playing the demo and it just seems like a roguelike thing in a pitch black space

???

[idle crane]

He is using his new dash ability

[gusty kestrel]

apply for playtest on main page

[gentle sigil]

oh ok thx

[idle crane]

Apply to the playtest on steam

[gentle sigil]

is it a long wait?

[idle crane]

And wait 12 hours or less for access

[gentle sigil]

oh sweet thats not long

[wooden socket]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iVjZ0V8Hf-F7t1q5z?invite=cr-MSxQdGosMjAxNDg5MDU0LA the ai fuckin did a leg sweep on me or something and caused me to trip

[idle crane]

Damn

[wooden socket]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iVjN9aRK80jdNT9dB?invite=cr-MSx1Rk0sMjAxNDg5MDU0LA also he unlocked ultra instinct earlier too

[scarlet cradle]

Is there a way to make a custom match in the playtest like in the itch.io demo?

[rain acorn]

ok yeah i see what you mean.

still impressive to me, and i imagine the new system will put it to shame lel

[astral fog]

Not atm, closest to it is using the trainer for the abyss demo

[bitter steeple]

So there wasn't any announcement the past week?

[idle crane]

it seems pierrot led us on

[hollow fractal]

why in playtest is no blood

[onyx niche]

A Publisher Spokesperson lying? What a shocker

[elfin frigate]

you have to spam "when gore" at the devs and then they'll send you the update

(don't do this)

[hollow fractal]

i will do this

[alpine lynx]

[small apex]

yo guys there isnt gore still?

[alpine lynx]

no

[small apex]

alr

because i cant turn on the game rn

[alpine lynx]

is this satire

[wind charm]

High sensitivity gang

[wise halo]

#faq

[silent gorge]

man i hate it when the enemy grabs my stabs with their armpit and decimates me

[smoky quail]

I love it when I step on a downed opponent's weapon and it stabs me in the chest and I die instantly

[barren mantle]

realism w

[soft osprey]

The type to step on a rake and get smacked in the face right here

[nimble delta]

sideshow bob ahh

[slate granite]

i hate it when they turn my head around

[spiral thunder]

Still having trouble with the movement ;w;

[silent gorge]

even worse decapitating someones arm only for their weapon to fly in your neck

[lean elbow]

most normal stance

wait imma send normal screenshot

[random linden]

blood when?

[lean elbow]

ivan said sooooon

we dont really know

[spiral thunder]

Im so sorry ;w;

[brittle robin]

BLOOD IS COMING TODAY

[opal wind]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-prove-it-not-sure-hmm-thinking-gif-12624482

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-source-i-made-it-up-sauce-take-that-gif-26625795

[inner tinsel]

pro players are gonna end matches in 1 move

[smoky quail]

just like irl

[opal wind]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-titanfall-gif-25559985

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/yee123-gif-22835433

[candid turtle]

willie being remorseful for his actions

[jolly gorge]

i beat him so hard the sahara desert started coming out of him 😭

[silent gorge]

want to try reducing the lock on strenght? feels like it was messing up your stabs but not sure

[lean elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[elfin frigate]

blood is already out smh

sick of these psyops

[spiral thunder]

Worked like a charm thank you!!

[silent gorge]

np

[elfin frigate]

did you try reinstalling windows? thats how i got the gore update to work

yeah

[woven nexus]

Shitposting

[spiral thunder]

Self defence

[bitter zinc]

Blood update is amazing. I hit Willie and made him blood and he blooded his blood all over the place

[elfin frigate]

i love how they made it so when willie dies now he says "its blooding time"

[bitter zinc]

truly one of the bloods of all time

[jolly gorge]

i feel like my precision improved

[wise halo]

fraps

[tardy drift]

ow

[silent gorge]

man the fourth demon boss is honestly a beast

dude takes hits to the head like a champ

[wind charm]

Here's a quick breakdown of my punish tech

[lean elbow]

or just randomly swing this axe

Unless you want to be clean and look like a pro

Was it hard to master?

[spiral thunder]

Guhh?

[wise halo]

recording program

[wind charm]

it is strange to get used to, but looking cool and parrying everything is something I want to do

really depends on how you wanna play, there is no right way

[sinful raven]

Source it was revealed to me in a dream?

[spiral thunder]

I dont use fraps

[lean elbow]

yeah I also want to look like that, but you need to master mouse control perfetly, am i right?

[wise halo]

The fps in the left upper corner looks exactly like fraps fps

[spiral thunder]

is that not from the game?

[lean elbow]

wait, did you click rmb in the middle of move?

like the thrust mode

[wind charm]

do you wanna jump in vc

i will show you

[lean elbow]

nah thanks

Im shy AF

[wind charm]

thats okie

so the shortest way I can put it is that I am actively reading and predicting the entry of engagement and fueling the momentum generated from the initiated counter to the next while passively shifting my stance to dynamically maintain trajectory of my weapon into the next engagement whether it be offensive or defensive

[lean elbow]

Bro what are u typing 💀

oh!

[wind charm]

I swear I'm not crazy :(

[astral pollen]

That was clean af.

[wind charm]

this is another clip of the tech, but I got hit :(

[astral pollen]

Bruh WHAT

That's so bloody cool

[wind charm]

aw ty :3

do you wanna have a look at my polehammer montage

[astral pollen]

Yes

I need inspiration

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_iqsgBOtw
Be warned, this video holds tech that will explode your head

[junior tiger]

piggybacked his ass 😂

[royal epoch]

Mind if I share a few of my clips?

[wind charm]

sure :D

[royal epoch]

I found out if you hold above your head and tap alt you do a perfect top-down swing

its in this clip im sharing

I just have incredibly slow internet

[wind charm]

I feel that :(

[errant citrus]

I cnat wait for blood update

[royal epoch]

a couple mins for 12mb

[royal epoch]

Same here, i noticed a dev is playing testversion55 which is exciting. The devs are doing great work

[astral pollen]

You are actually insane with polearms. 🫡

[wind charm]

I have min/maxed Polehammer :(

to the point where I can't play any other weapon apart from polearms

[royal epoch]

I feel that way about swords

With polearms i struggle to hit them hard enough

[wind charm]

It be like that fr

this is a rare video of me playing GS

[royal epoch]

not bad at all though, you destroyed that dude

[wise halo]

no, halfsword does not have an FPS counter

[idle crane]

Try a different weapon. It's fun. I too focused hard on pollaxes

[wind charm]

I haven't completely perfected polehammer yet :(
there is still so much untapped potential D:

[astral pollen]

My favorite so far is the kite shield and one handed warhammer combo.

I just need it in the highest tier then it'll be perfection.

[royal epoch]

I like this one, because the enemy dies so hard they start doing flips.

[royal epoch]

Grappling with shields is super fun or getting a cool suckerpunch in

[wind charm]

straight up exorcism

[scarlet cradle]

This game should have a feature where you can kick/throw dirt in your opponents eyes to blind them for like 3 seconds

[astral pollen]

The buckler hits like a truck ngl

[idle crane]

Always is

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spider-man-web-of-shadows-depressed-sad-gif-16524395

[crude shale]

Blood Friday hopefully

[trail pivot]

galaxy is cooking something up

[wise halo]

hes playing the good stuff

[supple cedar]

i think he is more like testing

[wind charm]

It happened again

[flint creek]

Beautiful

[lean elbow]

What is this now? American football?

The shape is simillar

[wind charm]

almost got the perfect clip but I got stuck in a bind >:(

[potent pagoda]

almost got a severed armpit but wow what a strike

[wind charm]

ITS NOT FAIR 😭

[potent pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-scar-lifes-not-fair-is-it-lifes-not-fair-life-is-not-fair-gif-25231307

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-dead-gif-27648081

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-gif-21458880

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1297992995102134362/VersionTest54_2024-10-21_19-39-51_-_Trim.mp4?ex=6717f1ad&is=6716a02d&hm=84b57f8bd2a5123cfbba532b89d7ff099f6c8dfe93d794ec5efea2396ea3989b&

greatsword variant

[wind charm]

clean and well executed :D

[tender quest]

I tried the thing you do with the polearm and it doesnt work well lol

for me anyway

[wind charm]

the polearm variant is very dependent on timing and situation

shifting stance to manipulate trajectory into a horizontal is techy as fuck :(

[tender quest]

how is it vs multiple opponents?

[calm yarrow]

How it feels trying to attack people on the ground

[brazen cloak]

true

[wind charm]

hmm, good question

1x4s for me turns into a slug fest of parries and hard reading 4 willies

[tender quest]

the style i use is much better suited to fight 3+ enemies

[scarlet cradle]

This is probably the dumbest fight ive had so far

[wind charm]

THE MUSIC AHAHHA

[scarlet cradle]

idk why my guy started carrying him

[scarlet cradle]

lmao i had a random playlist on spotify 😭

[wind charm]

it fits so well omg

[potent pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-dark-knight-rises-broken-back-pain-low-gif-16700598

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1297342312023588926/VersionTest54_2024-10-20_00-34-13_-_Trim.mp4?ex=67178dee&is=67163c6e&hm=cc4695a2b45da9200b27448334a145844c572e97fb1d152dce32fcd5dc5bb3e3&

[calm yarrow]

CLEAN

[sour path]

was there supposed to be an update today?

[soft osprey]

Pierrot teased something was coming this last week but nothing ended up coming so who knows

[wind charm]

pls I see u typing man

dont do dis to me

[idle crane]

[restive garnet]

if MP ever becomes a thing, id watch @wind charm vs @weak roost

[wind charm]

OVRDTH clean tech vs m00 deranged tech

[restive garnet]

both are powerfull

[weak roost]

M00 would win

[tender quest]

let me get in on that

3 way FFA

[wind charm]

OVRDTH would win

[weak roost]

Polehammer vs longsword

[weak roost]

If we did LS vs LS I think it’s come out on top. If you did polehammer vs polehammer he would

[wind charm]

fr swords are just not my flavor of weapon :(

[weak roost]

He likes the bonks, I like the anime main character chin swipes

[wind charm]

when Halfsword esports LAN

[wind charm]

goated parry

[sour path]

: (

[barren mantle]

tragic

[sour path]

can’t wait for mod support so i can fulfill my dream of using a valyrian steel sword

[fleet stump]

We are heavily testing internally

Hence the radio silence atm

[tender quest]

ty ty

[glacial lava]

Ever shoulder checked someone?? 😂😂

[wind charm]

:OOOO

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mmhmm-mmhmm-meme-mmhmm-gif-mmhmm-twitch-gif-10398527472657755136

[wind charm]

I have NEVER seen that shit before

[glacial lava]

Me either tbh 💀

[tender quest]

using the weird weapon glitch in a useful way?

ncie

nice*

[glacial lava]

I gotta be in a weird mood to use the spikey pole cause it kinda feels like cheese most of the time

[wind charm]

now we need a shoulder bash mechanic >:(

that was too cool to let go

[fleet stump]

Damn nice

[idle crane]

Damn

[frank scarab]

militus is out of the question because he would fucking crush both's skulls in the matter of minutes.

[fleet stump]

For kicking, what will most of you bind it to ? Space ?

[frank scarab]

debuff him by giving him a stool

[idle crane]

Space seems like a good unused button

[glacial lava]

Willie has also apparently been practicing his grappling lol

[wind charm]

the chuckles are the cherry on top aha

[tender quest]

a great stool?

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tarantino-killbill-beatrixkiddo-crazy88s-gif-9713357

[tough yew]

Space could be good yea.

[glacial lava]

98% of the clips I record I have to cut out me laughing at whatever happened lmao

[tender quest]

nah just go with it

[wind charm]

I'd watch your Youtube fr

[frank scarab]

counter a spiky bat with a stool

[dusk terrace]

Probs

[barren mantle]

Well lmao

now that's gory

[frank scarab]

also yes

[glacial lava]

Thank you very kindly. Got me feeling all inspired now.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

halfsword content W

[tender quest]

I rarely venture down the tier list so i suck ass with anything other than greatsword

[dusk terrace]

Tier 5 greatsword

Best

[dusk terrace]

This

Is

The

Best

Fucking

Thing

Ever

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/38GmAjkVV4o

[tender quest]

YES it finally showed up in the greatsword rotation, the perfect size and evenly weighted greatsword

[tough yew]

save the save and store it somewhere else so you don’t have to look for it everytime lol

[frank scarab]

yes yes, i saw that mcwonder didn't fully finished it yet so i had to digitally track the second version's head over the first clip, also while removing the crappy white outline.

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/my-what-my-whaa-eh-whaaa-professor-fansworth-fansworth-gif-22338411

[wind charm]

that willie greenscreen is what gets me up in the morning, my life is owed to that video

[tough yew]

da sd equipment file

[frank scarab]

also "digitally track" is kinda a lie, needed to do alot of things before that, i can't just say "i had to install a python script that would scan a image and turn it into a 3d model and blah blah blah"

[tender quest]

oh yeah forgot that was a thing

[crude shale]

I’ve never gotten the big long sword

[wind charm]

Alright fellas, I've peaked.

[steep cosmos]

when they gonna add a restart option on the playtest

kinda annoying every time i die i gotta go back to menu

[slow anchor]

The restart button is only for the Demo

it resets your score

so

[steep cosmos]

still

wastes like 30 seconds

[slow anchor]

well there is nothing to reset

[steep cosmos]

i kinda just wanna play over and over

idrc about a streak or anything

[wind charm]

Based as fuck

[steep cosmos]

what that mean

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/survive-die-soldier-gif-14670935

[dusk terrace]

Youre crazy

[wind charm]

It means I admire your opinion

[steep cosmos]

oh

thank you

[elfin frigate]

me when someone is slightly rude to me once

[dusk terrace]

He likes your base in clash of clans

[steep cosmos]

i do have a mean base ngl

[slow anchor]

Literally sent him to sleep

[dusk terrace]

Sent him back to fetal position

[barren mantle]

Explodeum Cranius!

[eternal canyon]

how do you fight in full armour on the playtest

[steep cosmos]

on the right side of main menu

u should see like tiers

highest one is most armor

[wind charm]

just next to the display of character menu

[steep cosmos]

youll see when u click

[eternal canyon]

im blind thanks lmao

[wind charm]

I was in the same boat too man

[eternal canyon]

ive been fistfighting this whole time knocking them out and i was about to go back to the demo haha

[potent pagoda]

in your defense the UI is so good that it's hard to see what's decoration and what's functional lol

[eternal canyon]

i swear i thought it was just design

this game would be so fun with friends

[steep cosmos]

exactly what i said

[soft osprey]

Incredible. Up there with this one

[steep cosmos]

apparently theyre not adding multiplayer

[soft osprey]

Local split screen worked at tgs though so look forward to that

[steep cosmos]

wish they would add mp tho

1v1ing friends sounds fun asl

[idle crane]

Its possible but its definitely not a priority

[eternal canyon]

a good party drinking game to imagine like a free for all and everyone is laughing

[potent pagoda]

they've confirmed that splitscreen co-op is possible iirc?

[copper moon]

I wonder if they still have the bot that yells at you

Where blood?

No

[steep cosmos]

do yk when they add blood to playtest

feels like im stabbing clay

[potent pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-school-millhouse-classroom-gif-26683141

[copper moon]

It was supposed to be after the game show in September

But it’s the end of October so idk

[potent pagoda]

after the game show just means after the game show

people really gotta read the #faq

the hubris in thinking you're the only person who's ever wanted to know when gore was going to be added

[wind charm]

jesus man

[potent pagoda]

sorry that was really mean spirited

that's what I meant

[copper moon]

I was about to say do you have to talk like a pompous prick

[wind charm]

this is what no gore does to someone

[soft osprey]

No it’s fine. People ask the question way too fuckin much without ever bothering to even try to find an answer first

The type of people to go to Walmart and immediately ask someone where something is as they point you one aisle away instead of just looking for a minute

[steep cosmos]

i mean it does say that its not in the playtest for the tokoyo showcase

[potent pagoda]

yeah but this isn't a walmart it's an indie game where you want to get more people on board

[steep cosmos]

which he said was in september

[soft osprey]

There’s 2 million players across halfsword versions. I don’t think that’s an issue

[potent pagoda]

it's at the very bottom alas

[dusk terrace]

To be fair 80% of them probably dont play after a couple hours

[potent pagoda]

so based, also no political talk please and thanks

[restive garnet]

hey none of that here

[steep cosmos]

is akbar like a god

[potent pagoda]

If I quoted "come out ye black and tans" it would be rightly construed as political

[dusk terrace]

No allah is

[restive garnet]

no poloticks or religion

[steep cosmos]

so allah akbar basically means allah is the greatast

[potent pagoda]

no worries!

[steep cosmos]

mb

[dusk terrace]

💀

[soft osprey]

God damnit 😭

[dusk terrace]

Or to look out

[restive garnet]

that iranian

no one of that

here

[steep cosmos]

holy racism

[restive garnet]

idc

[steep cosmos]

why is he not allowed cuz hes iranian

[restive garnet]

no cause hes polotical

none of it here

[soft osprey]

Twistin shit

[restive garnet]

indeed

[soft osprey]

Exactly

[dusk terrace]

Religious shit

[steep cosmos]

brutha said no one of that allowed here

[dusk terrace]

If he keep going they boutta make crusade models

[restive garnet]

poloticks

[steep cosmos]

i got 30 hours across both

[restive garnet]

thats what Allahu Akbar Khomeini rahbar means

[steep cosmos]

ohhh shit

ban him

[dusk terrace]

Congratulations youre part of the 20%

[steep cosmos]

YESSSUHHH

[restive garnet]

chanting for the ayatollah

[vapid hull]

Why do y‘all always gotta argue with the guys in charge of the server </3

[restive garnet]

you think i dont know that?? i am raised in that too

fuck off

you didnt read the rules

[steep cosmos]

everyone take a chill pill

[dusk terrace]

Crusade models 👀

[steep cosmos]

this server is for halfsword

not iranians arguing

[soft osprey]

You’ll never be forgiven for angering our blood god

[dusk terrace]

I think half sword is targeting a specific

[glacial lava]

Anyone else use the longer weapons for their weight as opposed to their reach advantage? lol I like to bludgeon them.

[dusk terrace]

Era and regipn

[glacial lava]

I wish I had more longer hammers and maces

[vapid hull]

Different time period/region

[dusk terrace]

I like the hook things for this

You hit em and the fall back into the hook

[soft osprey]

15th century eastern Europe I wanna say

[steep cosmos]

the wood paddle thingy hits like a truck

[soft osprey]

That’s my go to until scythe, then scythe until 2h axe OR sword comes up

[steep cosmos]

yea same, i try and get some form of knife before scythe tho, hard asf to kill him with a paddle

ive never gotten to 3rd boss sadly

[soft osprey]

Frfr ez kill on scythe boss

[steep cosmos]

i suck

2nd boss sword is solid asf tho

[wind charm]

Trust me fellas, this is worth the watch.

[steep cosmos]

after scythe?

im bascially the same

pitchforks and spears are my opps

always get one tapped when im close

[wind charm]

bro got deleted

[steep cosmos]

ggs to him

[wind charm]

watch that clip and pucker

[vapid hull]

I can‘t get too invested into the demo since it plays like you only have 6 joints in your entire body

Like theres no reason for him to lock his arms every single time you hold the weapon </3

[wind charm]

it made me say something on my mic ( UNHEARD OF )

[vapid hull]

Unluckyyy

SEND MY MESSAGES PLEASE CHAT

[steep cosmos]

u from australia

?

[wind charm]

yess

[steep cosmos]

i could tell lmao

what time is it for u

[near lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/winslow-odd-fellow-walk-in-walk-out-catdog-gif-8298707

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-australia-gif-5569301945329905539

[wind charm]

around 9am

[steep cosmos]

jesus

10/22?

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[wise halo]

it's 11:40pm here

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-thank-you-jerry-the-mouse-waving-hi-gif-17526061193307625878

[steep cosmos]

where u live at?

[wise halo]

I corrected my message

[steep cosmos]

oh

eu im assuming

[wise halo]

Western EU

[vapid hull]

Slow internet :(

[steep cosmos]

yea

5:40 pm here

[idle crane]

1 hour ahead of me

[wise halo]

I smell Great Brittain

Is me right?

[soft osprey]

Hm..have you tried motivating it to go faster?

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-a-nose-like-a-bloodhound-sheriff-conley-ruthless-s1e20-keen-sense-of-smell-gif-25019068

You

You correct

[steep cosmos]

do clothes give any prot or no

[vapid hull]

Its working now :)

[idle crane]

They do

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-smile-cat-smile-orenge-cat-smiling-gif-23133369

[soft osprey]

Yes for your eyes so you don’t have to see the giant gash on your stomach

[soft osprey]

I hope you were gentle with the motivation and not full of tough love