halfsword-chat-⚔

[royal epoch]

do you have any tips for getting into camera mode in the right moments?

[jolly gorge]

just try your best to time your attacks and if anything looks cool you have to press c immediately

like that

[royal epoch]

im thinking of putting it to space or something haha. A replay system would be badass

[jolly gorge]

oh yeah it would be lol

[jolly gorge]

the day i start recording my fights is the day that i die

[tender quest]

whys that

[jolly gorge]

because they look horrible 😭

[tender quest]

cant be that bad surely?

[jolly gorge]

it can

trust

[tender quest]

almost had him on that return swing

[jolly gorge]

he slapped him so hard his sleeve started glowing

[wind charm]

Parrying everything and utilizing weapon weight into recovery and then sending a helmet into planetary orbit.

[tender quest]

i hope they smoothen out the hand switching so its less impacty if it happens to clip through you

[wind charm]

fr, I fly away on my witches broom sometimes :(

[jolly gorge]

same just not a broom

[wind charm]

LMAO

[jolly gorge]

the timing is literally immaculate

[wind charm]

David Blaine weeps

[tender quest]

maybe willie 3.0 will give us a true challenge

[jolly gorge]

i punched someone so hard they did the yay pose

[wind charm]

Flawless bro, that first parry is nuts

[tender quest]

missed his head though :c so had to draw it back up quickly

[wind charm]

regardless of minor errors you executed the plan really good man

parrying polearms is scary as fuck

[loud zephyr]

swear i saw this move in game of thrones

[velvet heron]

yeah

[tender quest]

that was pretty close

[wind charm]

if only he was so lucky :O

[jolly gorge]

i wonder who won

[wind charm]

that is very fucking close ahaha

[tender quest]

he dodged it

[jolly gorge]

i hate it when that first part happens

i made him do the dio pose

[tender quest]

I hate when they constantly go for shoves

place bets

[vestal rampart]

Aye so what was that comment that someone made of something happening this week lol, was it misinformation?

[loud zephyr]

I need blood 😈😈

[tender quest]

most likely was, yup

[jolly gorge]

everyone is saying mercy but it isnt saying i won

[vestal rampart]

I am not even concerned about when blood comes, I was just curious if something was actually going to happen this week or not. But these devs can keep cooking and I am happy with what I have to play at the moment!

[pulsar grove]

Satisfying af, can't wait to do this in the playtest

[wind charm]

this makes me want to play sword again

[tender quest]

it is the superior weapon of choice

[wind charm]

these be fighting words to a polearm main

[tender quest]

bed time now

ok last one for reals

[soft osprey]

Your clips are going to be brutal when gore comes back

[tender quest]

heads will roll

[bitter steeple]

So no announcements this week?

[elfin frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[elfin frigate]

they announced an announcememt announcement this week

[static forum]

how to get blood in playtest

[remote crypt]

you cant

[static forum]

why

[remote crypt]

Its not part of the playtest because of tokyo game show

[foggy hamlet]

i stg every time someone asks about blood during a conversation thats already about blood the devs add a minute to the wait

[vapid hull]

Because it's not done yet

#faq

[remote crypt]

It should just... be only allowed to those who haven't asked

[vapid hull]

They should make it automodded lol

[foggy hamlet]

honestly. Theres an FAQ, a message when you load into the playtest, its all over the reddit, all over literally every discord channel. People still asking the same questions need to exercise some critical thinking and the ability to look for info for 5 seconds before asking

[remote crypt]

yep

And yeah

its over everywhere but people can't take the time to read

it's 2024

nobody does that shit, that's for old people that are in their early 20s

[foggy hamlet]

the game is super small right now and just as a test i googled "half sword when will blood be added" and literally the first result was a reddit post that explains everything

[remote crypt]

yep

I swear it's like how people haven't seen Die Hard

I literally am 21 and have seen it but the second I say 'yippie kai yea motherfucker' at work people think I'm 45

[elfin frigate]

this is exactly why i give dumbass meme answers every time someone asks

to play the game long enough to care enough to make it to the discord you have to be actively avoiding the answer just so you can ask here

[vapid hull]

I find myself very passive aggressive (or downright aggressive) whenever I answer, and I really don't mean to

its just really frustrating

[elfin frigate]

join me in spreading misinfo

its objectively more rude but objectively funnier

[soft osprey]

we don’t do misinformation around here, son.

[foggy hamlet]

yeah i just make sure it's obvious at least like earlier i told someone they're releasing it october 32nd

[vapid hull]

I like telling people its in just 5 more minutes !!

[foggy hamlet]

if people want accurate info they gotta figure out how to find it themselves

[elfin frigate]

devs said to get gore added you have to send me $3000 in google play gift cards

[foggy hamlet]

they give off the same energy as people who will comment on an apple pie recipe and say "okay but what if i don't like apples?"

[vapid hull]

This is what happens to me everytime "where gore" is asked

[elfin frigate]

"replaced apples with onions and replaced cinammon with rat poison. 0/10 would NOT recommend this recipe 🤬"

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[wind charm]

Fellas, did I cook ?

[soft osprey]

6/10 fight 10/10 finisher

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-3851471549750385303

[elfin frigate]

holy fuck ive never seen a weapon hit that hard in hs before

launched his ass into another time zone

[foggy hamlet]

bro's head ricochet'd, I dont think the maester can fix that

[wind charm]

I am one with the Polehammer

[umbral condor]

ayooo bro got reset to factory settings

[jagged field]

this game fun as hell

[umbral condor]

Bro for real, I wish you could like walk around the map and do quests or have fights or something

Would be the coolest sp

[spark geode]

how do i play this with my friends?

[umbral condor]

you can't i dont think so

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA6C0EMP-R8&t=29s
This is by far the most ferocious headshot I've ever done. But I turned damage to NPC so he somehow shrugs it off >:(

[jagged field]

I read on a article that the devs arent planning on gettin a multiplayer any time soon is that true?

[soft osprey]

Split screen looks good

[umbral condor]

HOW IS HE STILL STANDIING 🗣️ 🤬

[wise halo]

#faq

[spark geode]

nice[

[umbral condor]

Fr that was hard

[umbral condor]

Multiplayer no brother, but I wish there was a rpg style singe player with quests

[wind charm]

like and subcrible for more halfslop contont

[loud river]

“Replaced this recipe with a 5 dollar Hot-n-Ready, 1/5 stars too much sauce not enough pepperoni”

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[jagged field]

good to know that they want to polish everything first

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/double-down-gif-26733190

[umbral condor]

New update will bang, hope they add more maps

[soft osprey]

It could be just gore, or it could be a lot more. There’s speculation for both

[wind charm]

I cannot wait to make a super indepth polearm tutorial just to be cucked by patchie

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/no-power-power-outage-simpsons-darkness-hurricane-gif-12515858

[loud river]

Not just polish, it’s genuinely very difficult to get online multiplayer working in physics sim games

[umbral condor]

The mechanics are too good for the game to not be expanded in some sort of way

[loud river]

Bare minimum is gore and new armor

[soft osprey]

The game in the playtest state, is 5% of the game

[wise halo]

well fellow north americans and south americans goodnight

[soft osprey]

So even with the new stuff added, there’s gonna be a lot more

[loud river]

Ofc the game is getting expanded lmfao, it’s only 5% done according to the devs

[soft osprey]

Goodnight handsome

[wind charm]

gn man

[loud river]

Nightums

[wise halo]

greetins from western europe

[amber whale]

im praying everyday for a feet dlc

[soft osprey]

I love you

[amber whale]

toenail customization

[amber whale]

i love you too fellow member of the foot

[soft osprey]

#1270577738826256536

[umbral condor]

Awesome, yeah I guessed so. Damn 5% only?! Maybe they put in a map where you can walk aroudn and fight people

Kinda feels too limited in an arena rn

[soft osprey]

I’m hoping for an rpg type thing. Even a light rpg. Like they have an inventory system rn as is

[umbral condor]

Broo thats exacttly what im saying, RPG would be cool ash. Without magic or any that type of stuff, just pure realism and swordfighting. Is there even any games that have these sort of mechanics? I can't remember any

Downloaded the playtest like 2 days ago already got almost 20hrs

In an arena with bots lmao, so much potential;

[soft osprey]

Not physics based

There’s mount and blade series but obviously the physics aren’t there

There’s not many games like half sword

[umbral condor]

Yeah was just gonna say , mount and blade is decent but feels wonky

[soft osprey]

Examina compares to half sword

But I like half swords way better

[umbral condor]

Examina hmm never heard of it

[soft osprey]

It’s more of a top down view, also physics based fighting. It is genuinely a good game

Check it out on steam

[umbral condor]

Ahh top down, hate it lmao.

Im a sucker for 1st and 3rd person

XD

[soft osprey]

It’s not completely top down

You’ll see if you look it up

[umbral condor]

Ah yeah you can kinda zoom in Ig

[wind charm]

I've played mordhau and looking at it now makes me just want to play halfsword

[umbral condor]

bars

Someone said imagine 100v100 in half sword

PC goes brrr

[wind charm]

Mordhau is HalfSword lite

[umbral condor]

I was just looking at this game from a video top fighting games lmao

Yeah imagine this but in Halfsword

Fire

[wind charm]

I will say however, some armor in mordhau goes hard as nails

[gusty summit]

Guys Willie died

[elfin frigate]

[dusty gyro]

update when?

[devout axle]

He does that a lot

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874125680420470814/1294873770347204699/resize.gif

[foggy hamlet]

update how?

[elfin frigate]

update why?

[hot agate]

5 mins

[gusty summit]

When is woman update

[foggy hamlet]

whenever you can pull one so probably a while

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215092788086050876/1238992364522049578/attachment-9.gif

[jolly gorge]

no matter how many times i hit him i cant kill this guy

[remote crypt]

stab in half sword after lining up your tip

I actually had to do that earlier

[neon osprey]

Anyone know how much longer it will take to add blood and gore to the playtest?

[remote crypt]

#faq

[autumn gust]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-red-ball-soon-gif-13188418

[neon osprey]

Thanks

[wheat fossil]

69 feelin fine

[scenic oracle]

who here is able to run cinematic mode without lagging

i can run high 100+ fps epic around 60-100 and cinematic like 40

[cold tide]

40 isnt lagging, youre just bragging

[latent niche]

is the blood back in the playtest yet i wanna yes or no answer pls

[sudden delta]

Hows everyone doin

[remote crypt]

#faq

[scenic oracle]

40 fps was an estimate it is probably lower ill check tomorrow

[sudden delta]

Around what time do playtest requesters get accepted? or is it like whenever they want

[scenic oracle]

so basically

[latent niche]

Any time ngl

I got accepted at 4 am

[scenic oracle]

i requested it at 10pm yesterday woke up and had it

[sudden delta]

hm ok

[cold tide]

just wait, 1 day approx

[scenic oracle]

12 hours least

i think

[cold tide]

dont remember really, i got my playtest from months ago

[scenic oracle]

it could be 24 hours or 24 minutes it depends when they accept ur request

[sudden delta]

So im assuming they accept everyone

[scenic oracle]

yep

[sudden delta]

Cool

[scenic oracle]

its really fun i been playing it all day today

[sudden delta]

Yeah, im playing the demo rn and its amazing

the physics are incredible

[scenic oracle]

btw the combat from demo to playtest is a lil weird but once u get the hang of it

its hella fun

[sudden delta]

my fav weapons so far is the axe

Its fun to charge at them

[scenic oracle]

yea

cant wait till the game comes it

out*

its gonna be a mandatory purchase atleast fo me

[sudden delta]

I'll def try to save up

[scenic oracle]

yh im assuming it will be 30 dollars maybe 45 dollars cause its a higher quality indy game

i hope its leaning closer to the 30 dollar range but who knows.... devs gotta eat too

[woven plank]

why i only got these 2

[sudden delta]

Thats true

[scenic oracle]

depending on the person u chose u get different gamemodes

[sudden delta]

I think its randomized

[woven plank]

how i get a new person

[scenic oracle]

go to main menu and on the right there is a row of ppl that u just click on the right side of ur screen

[woven plank]

thxs

[scenic oracle]

u can click the same person multiple times for different weapons

[scenic oracle]

yeeee

[jolly gorge]

wtf is my timing

[sudden delta]

So for the people, are there like stats to each person?

[cold tide]

i prefer demo version than playtest

[sudden delta]

Same

I saw the gameplay but idk if they have the demo "game mode"

[cold tide]

playtest is more leaning to strategy and tactic, demo is more leaning to fun factor hack and slash physic simulation

[scenic oracle]

demo is more laid back

[cold tide]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

since when could npcs grab my weapon

[cold tide]

since demo

[sudden delta]

It would be nice if it could be like TABS and you can customize stuff

[scenic oracle]

i mean this game is in demo phase

[sudden delta]

Yea

[scenic oracle]

when it gets released on steam it will be hopefully more well rounded and stuff

[loud zephyr]

that weapon is so OD bro

[scenic oracle]

any weapon that are like those are so annoying to go up against with

[jolly gorge]

is my fist play good

[sudden delta]

Damnn

[edgy granite]

what the flip flop happened to me?

[worn osprey]

new bug

when i play spoilance in breaks ans keeps restarting saying fight with the swords keep happening

[edgy granite]

i am ascending now

[loud zephyr]

this is fire if there wasnt a sword going through his head

[edgy granite]

I think i factory reset him

[oblique sequoia]

am i cooked?

[remote crypt]

what the fuck is your aspect ratio

[edgy granite]

I dont even know lol

it just wants to do that

[remote crypt]

that just

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/38GmAjkVV4o

[remote crypt]

[edgy granite]

wanna see more >:)

[remote crypt]

nooo

[supple cedar]

buttsecks

[shut needle]

Feel bad for bro

[urban bear]

when add blood back

[urban bear]

liar

[spring quest]

this has to be the craziest combo of all npc time

knocked over

stuck on the floor

2nd dude cuts me open

[smoky quail]

better pointy stick wins

[urban bear]

old half sword clip i have

i was sicckkk with it

[uncut lantern]

I was playing small buhurt and my ai teammate killed me while we were trying to finish the last enemy 😭 what did I do to him

[slate granite]

HELP ME

respect to this guy he still alive

[hot mango]

Does anyone know how to get trainer for old version of the demo

[neon mantle]

Github -> halfsword Trainer -> download

New version downloads and installs for ypu

[hot mango]

Its just as simple as that? or isnt there more steps or something?

[uncut lantern]

is the release gonna be less laggy than the playtest

[hot mango]

also does it work on the playtest one or just the demo

@neon mantle ?

[proven totem]

demo

[hot mango]

Ahh mk thanks

can you still play survival mode with the trainer or is the trainer just for that specific mode

[hot mango]

Also how do i install it, just unzip it in my demo game folder?

[proven totem]

no

wait let me send u a link

@hot mango dms

[uncut lantern]

Why is the blood still not here the tokyo game show already passed a month ago

Or is half sword going to other game shows

[restive garnet]

We do not have a set release date for gore.
It is being worked on full time and we want to get it to you as soon as possible, we appreciate everyone's patience.
The earliest the community will be able to support the game financially will be during the Early Access phase.

We have one more free update planned, then we will move into EA.
Whether this update will be to the Playtest or the Demo build is currently undecided.

We are working hard behind the scenes, we are planning to release a roadmap by December to help make the future of development less vague.
Please note that the update is planned to be released before the roadmap, we do not have set window at this time.

We appreciate everyone's support and patience!

[uncut lantern]

I hope half sword isnt going to be that expensive

[restive garnet]

yes

[tough yew]

150 doubloons

[restive garnet]

120 dolor aaaa standard edition priced

[tough yew]

indoor map included

[restive garnet]

skins purchasable in game with Willie coins. *coins are also purchasable

[uncut lantern]

I live in Russia we get cheaper prices here

Butm willie coins are sanction russia 😭

[tough yew]

even then that's a joke

[uncut lantern]

Yes but the Wille coins sanction Russia 😭 We cant have them

[restive garnet]

too bad

use vpn

[uncut lantern]

Is Willeland allow move from Russia to there?

[restive garnet]

you have to use vpn

[uncut lantern]

Cant have em with roscomnadzor blocking vpn they see

[restive garnet]

[uncut lantern]

And getting money to steam is hard sanctions too

But if real how much will half sword cost approx

[tough yew]

tbd

[uncut lantern]

Got a dead guy blocking the alive guy from standing up

[near grotto]

$2

[hot mango]

Lol, question with the trainer is there a command where i can like clean my clothes?

or heal myself?

[tough yew]

nada

[uncut lantern]

Where do you get that map

[tough yew]

old pics.

[hot mango]

itch.io version?

[tough yew]

no

pics by galaxy himself, he shared them a long time ago.

[ripe meteor]

This was pre demo right

[tough yew]

dev build so, yea

[ripe meteor]

SIR YES GALAXYHIGHMARSHAL SIR

[severe seal]

electronic arts?

ohhh noooo!!

[hot mango]

bro got the whole squad laughing 💀

wonder if the dev team is checkin in with the community rn or just posting updates

[hot mango]

Damn i should of got this trainer when the old demo was out..

ppl more focused on the new one lol

[jagged cloud]

Calm luh clip

[hot mango]

how do you unposses a npc?

[silent pond]

idk

[hot mango]

gam crash

[silent pond]

?

[hot mango]

oh i was trying to re-control my char then the game crashed

[silent pond]

xd

[hot mango]

yup thing happn

[dawn sparrow]

I'm going to pin this, maybe someone will see before asking this question...

[bold vessel]

what does this even mean

when i double click it does nothing

[dawn sparrow]

hold the click

[bold vessel]

oh i see

thank you

[dawn sparrow]

or you can press left alt and move your mouse for more precise stabs

[bold vessel]

i already killed the tutorial dude

am i soft locked

bc i cant thrust into him

[dawn sparrow]

then you advance, meet the first scythe boss and go on

[ripe meteor]

What’d he do to deserve that

[dawn sparrow]

he stole my boots 😦

force push!

[dusty gyro]

Yo how do i parry pitch fork or spear?

i tried to parry from the bottom but the game is just glitchy

[dawn sparrow]

demo version?

the void one?

[dusty gyro]

both, but it was worse on demo lol

i am forced to do the spam G method

[dawn sparrow]

well the playtest got some let's call it autoblocks but in the demo you have to just get lucky with physics like this

[dusty gyro]

god damn that's smooth

how do you gget such armor in first boss though?

[dawn sparrow]

check this one out

[dawn sparrow]

I use trainer mod, you can find it at nexusmods, github or pinned here

[dusty gyro]

ill try that out

[dawn sparrow]

worth trying, got everything you want to have, spawning stuff, jumping, scaling weapons up to ridiculous sizes, slowmo and more

[restive garnet]

thank u

[dawn sparrow]

you can even spawn willies in your team and such

[dusty gyro]

Also, what the seven kingdom is autoblock?

[bold vessel]

DID I JUST GUT HIM

[dawn sparrow]

the playtest got some mechanics that seems like willie is trying to parry the attack. It's subtle but you don't have this in the demo where all your swings are being made by yourself

and are more wonky but still I enjoy the demo, mostly due to #photography📷

[dusty gyro]

this always happen

[dawn sparrow]

yikes

[bold vessel]

are there plans for multiplayer?

[dawn sparrow]

#faq

[bold vessel]

sprry

[dawn sparrow]

no worries. Everyone would love to play some online but it's Unreal Engine. Physics would go insane

The Long Drive early multiplayer experience

[bitter steeple]

So the announcement was actually the postponement?

[severe seal]

theres no maybe

the probabilites are 100 that they wont read

[neon mantle]

Yes, kind of. Press L for Loadout and change clothea

[hot mango]

Aight thanks also is there like a controls guide in the mod download itself?

i kinda find it annoying i have to keep refering to the nexus page

[soft osprey]

Have you tried memorizing what the nexus page says

[hot mango]

nah i forgor things easily, why wouldet it just have an instruction guide with it

Also do you guys know what hat the feather hat is? there is not hat c and a and b are differnt

[hot mango]

hmm i dont think the self revive command works

Also you cant heal the person in the corner?

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/horrified-monkey-gif-22140683

[ripe meteor]

Honestly everyone’s so caught up in gore, including me, but I also wanna see some new armour and maybe weapons

Maybe sneak peaksnof combat with the kicking

[outer wharf]

Some wacky jousting MUCH later down the line would be fun

[ripe meteor]

Would love that honestly

[sweet latch]

i cant find it on Nexus

[hot mango]

just being able to pick what we bring into battle will be cool

[cerulean needle]

i hope they never add blood so i have endless entertainment in chat

[brittle robin]

I want them to add real halberds and not these shitty voulges

[outer wharf]

im awfully at historical accuracy,but i assume chainmail was around at the same time as this games set?

would be cool to see the difference with how the armour acts from slashing/stabbing etc

[astral fog]

Halberds, Zweihanders and Sabers PLEASE!

(Oh yeah, and make spiky club a bit smaller)

[hot mango]

chainmail is a planned feature

Also anyone know how to heal with the trainer

[outer wharf]

oh nice

[hot mango]

this could be us but conquering

[uncut lantern]

btw after this screenshot I killed this guy for breaking my right arm

He dead

[restive garnet]

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1271001523786223679/catchem.gif

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-smash-crash-punch-discord-gif-23241408

[brittle robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[hot mango]

lol, if only i didnt miss all my shots and the AI still has pinpoint accuracy somehow

[charred moth]

Honestly

With full transparency

I would be perfectly happy with the game in it's current state no changes if we could choose our weapons

20 bucks on the steam stote

Store*

🙏

[brittle robin]

I'd pay 70 if they added blood

[lethal mauve]

Im ready to pay 50 $ for gore update

[soft osprey]

I’ll pay $100 for better feet textures/models

[charred moth]

Legoshi_FEAR

[uncut lantern]

I honestly hit that willie in the heart and lungs 8 times and he is still standing tf's happening

[carmine pilot]

when is new wip stuff coming

[barren mantle]

Should have used the GotenHog move

[brazen cloak]

sploink

[tough yew]

can willie bleed I wonder.

[tough yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202214213041258526/1202224380508373023/guhh.gif

[restive garnet]

when blood

[winter sable]

Willie doing yoga

[lethal mauve]

May be tomorrow?

[tough yew]

most likely not

[lethal mauve]

Pierrot is lie us?

[restive garnet]

i just FOUND OUT SOMETHING in photomode!

press G to see album

[lethal mauve]

What

[tough yew]

its been around the demo for like 10 months by now lol.

[tough yew]

maybe, maybe not.

[restive garnet]

that shows that i dont play

[tough yew]

you spend your days brutalizing willie

[restive garnet]

🤣

[tough yew]

yet you get brutalized by him the most out of us

[restive garnet]

🥹 nooo I play good

[tough yew]

are you sure about that

[restive garnet]

yeah

[tough yew]

[galaxies footage bth]

[restive garnet]

i was fooling around

[tough yew]

i do find something interesting on your videos

[restive garnet]

[tough yew]

some of the armor sound cues are completely missing from the play test

[restive garnet]

eh

have you heard of the wooden staff rubbing against fences sounds?

(i am serious)

lemme send footage of it

[tough yew]

will check that out

[restive garnet]

bet

[rapid hollow]

BRO WHAT IS THIS

pain

(after what I did my head was in the sand :))

but it looks very funny

[rapid hollow]

YOOO

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1297210213589581915/VersionTest54_2024-10-19_15-49-25_-_Trim.mp4?ex=671518a7&is=6713c727&hm=f2b9ed9e59a05f432140d2fa3aa9c972ebc62e46b283df130faeae4afe57d82f&

[restive garnet]

me fighting

also these are the sounds i speak of

[tender topaz]

dang someone replied to me in #photography📷 and it got deleted before i could read it

[tender topaz]

what image tho lol

this?

maybe

[tender quest]

who knows

[slim portal]

uhh do yall think he survived

[tender topaz]

not his nono spot!!

[tough yew]

yea those are good, still unfortunate that some of the armor sounds are missing

[restive garnet]

hmmm

[slim portal]

i died lmao

rip

[restive garnet]

Willie learned Kungfu Bo staff

[prisma raft]

How...

[prisma raft]

Ouch

[elfin frigate]

me when someone asks "when gore?"

man i'm so bad longsword vs. lonsword. i've become pretty consistent in winning most 1v1s in the unarmored tiers but mirror matches always fuck me up for some reason

[jolly gorge]

tis but a scratch

[outer wharf]

Did i read somewhere that there is splitscreen or am i going crazy?

[jolly gorge]

yeah i read that too

[slate granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-tybw-thousand-year-blood-war-cour-3-ironsilver-gif-7029866611357564914

[outer wharf]

First time in this photo malarky what do we think

[jolly gorge]

thats cool

tbh i love using that pose for photography

[outer wharf]

think it just looks picturesqe

[slate granite]

looks good

[slate granite]

now i need blood

[jolly gorge]

i think this one is my best

[outer wharf]

Thats sick

[jolly gorge]

i love it when i odnt have a fucking injury but im still stumbling around like a drunk person

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-gif-18173015

[outer wharf]

the amount of times my guy gets knocked down and they just repeatidly stab him in the balls is crazy btw

[slate granite]

HELP ME

HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[elfin frigate]

this but irl

[outer wharf]

fax

no mercy

[slate granite]

outch

[restive glade]

just got like 3 friends to try half sword the other week

[idle crane]

[slow anchor]

[acoustic bone]

holy shit i just learned how to throw a shield

[vast elm]

they should add strangling along with the kicking

[acoustic bone]

double neck grab for like 5 seconds

[vast elm]

exactly, or press a separate button to activate it. would might be little OP but eh

[acoustic bone]

i mean

they could do it to avoid those awkward situations of having to hit someone in the head 15 times

when theyre on the ground in heavy armor

[outer wharf]

LADS

he broke both my arms what do i do

[supple cedar]

absolute mcstabface

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-no-surrender-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-black-knight-its-only-a-flesh-wound-gif-14084084

[outer wharf]

excactly how i felt

[quartz totem]

you still got one blunt weapon on ya

that beautiful noggin

[outer wharf]

flying heatbutt leaks confirmed

[mystic wedge]

did I hear this wrong? I heard from somewhere that blood was coming back this weekend to the playtest. Wondering if it was official or not

[scenic oracle]

they said after the tokyo event did the event happen?

[mystic wedge]

i doubt it was though

it did happen a bit back

[scenic oracle]

oh

[quiet tundra]

Pressed the cam button as I started, this happened

[scenic oracle]

why are u naked

wtf

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freaky-cat-level-infinity-gif-15287917168381984815

[uncut lantern]

People are doing r34 for willie now

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-oh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-1855570350059547658

[supple cedar]

smae thing happens when you click escape while its on the black laodscreen

[karmic river]

the billhook - one of the pinnacles of medieval weaponry

[vapid hull]

There‘s no shame in surrendering ! Come back stronger next time !

[vestal portal]

best part about it is I hear that it was originaly a farming tool

[quartz totem]

I believe it began as a simple glaive/modified scythe

[karmic river]

sharp thing at the end of a looooong stick will always be effective!

[scenic oracle]

double shield

[bitter zinc]

Guys blood? Blood of the innocents that I may bathe in? A generous tribute of Willie blood in exchange for a good harvest this season.

Plz

[vestal portal]

WILLIE BLOOD FOR THE WILLIE GOD!

[scenic oracle]

willie just doesnt have blood thats why there is no gore

[quartz totem]

tough bugger, thought i got his juglular and even held out for a sec from femur cut

[bitter zinc]

This is now canon

[scenic oracle]

yes

[vestal portal]

Is that more willie lore? Is the reason why he is in the Abyss hell in the demo because he died of bloodletting?

[outer wharf]

your willie looks sick, that might be the weirdest thing ive said

[bitter zinc]

That's why he's so pale and scrawny. He doesn't have blood

[quartz totem]

i just use it for practice, and so that i actually have to think abt not losing this pretty face of mine

[scenic oracle]

they should add a detail when u get hit in the head ur ears start to ring and the music and sounds start to get muffled like head trauma or something

[bitter zinc]

He is the dryest man in the world

Confirmed by Guinness

[bitter zinc]

Maybe he should see a doctor

[quartz totem]

nah hes fine, just needs an extra bowl of watered down porridge

good as new

[bitter zinc]

Some moisture to grace his bloodless bones

[quartz totem]

new lore drop, willie has no bone marrow which causes his body to be completely devoid of blood

[royal arch]

Pierrot has blueballed us so hard

[quartz totem]

?

[royal arch]

He teased last week that the blood update would be this week

[vestal portal]

Most intelligent medieval doctor after seeing gangrene on their patient:

[soft osprey]

We have until tomorrow. Then we riot

[lament wraith]

im tired boss

[quartz totem]

yo am i crazy or did wood just cause me to bleed out?

ik it was a lil sloppy but damn

[lament wraith]

might be a stretch but i believe you got a laceration

then again the battle axe is just extremly powerful lmfao

[vapid hull]

Yeah that happens with some weapons, I think they‘re intended to have a pokey bit on the end

[quartz totem]

thats what i thought for a second but the damage was so delayed

[vapid hull]

Off topic, whats your pfp?
Its a tad gruesome looking

[quartz totem]

early A.I.

[vapid hull]

Mm gotcha

[lament wraith]

remember when ai could barely make a few colours on a picture? lmfao

[quartz totem]

its a "scary face" generator that was fed information by peeps who visited the website

you clicked yes or no scary and it made images based on public response

and this one looked a lil silly so i snatched it

[vapid hull]

The guy eating spaghetti

[vapid hull]

Very fairsies :))

[royal arch]

I was really hoping it would happer sooner, I have a really tough exam monday, so I can afford to play tomorrow 🥲

[lament wraith]

blood update.... CANCELLED!!!

[vapid hull]

I‘m curious to see what other mechanics the update is gonna introduce :)

[lament wraith]

honestly i just want the standard goedendag to come back

[restive garnet]

who is he?

[quartz totem]

but yea itd be cool if we had like visual indicators and stuff cause yk, having wood graze you and you DYING spontaneously is a tad unfun

[vapid hull]

I genuinely think thats a problem with the modeling or the programming

[quartz totem]

i think its a coding and physics thing

[vapid hull]

That being said I feel like axes kill way too fast some times

[vapid hull]

It happens with the end of the voulges too if I‘m not mistaken

[quartz totem]

I've literally an axe just cut through pauldrons and armor frequently

its crazy

[restive garnet]

there is nothing this week

[vapid hull]

Womp, hope it gets out soon !!

No rushsies :)

[restive garnet]

just erraditating misinfo

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[quartz totem]

yea theres been too many times where I've been hit by a voulge going 1 mph and having it one tap me

[vapid hull]

While you‘re here, hows the progress going? Any major hurdles as of recently?

[restive garnet]

hmmmm my life is good, no hurdles this month. you?

[royal arch]

Pierrot?

[vapid hull]

Noper doper !! :) I‘ve mainly just chilling and waiting for money to come in so I can get some more games !! Happy alls well with you !

[restive garnet]

that doenst mean anything

he might be celebrating

[lament wraith]

a story in 3 messages

[vapid hull]

I can see how that can be misunderstood, but yeah I would avoid taking non direct confirmation as a promise

[vapid hull]

Just in general

[supple cedar]

this human is misinformation... or maybe.. galaxy is gaslighting us into thinking gore is not coming this week

[restive garnet]

the roadmap is dropping in December. i wonder, if we get to know more

[supple cedar]

who knows

[vapid hull]

Very excited to see whats in store! Thanks for all your guys‘ work ! :)

[restive garnet]

dont get angry at me if it doenst drop this week

[restive garnet]

heckk yeahh!!

We do not have a set release date for gore.
It is being worked on full time and we want to get it to you as soon as possible, we appreciate everyone's patience.
The earliest the community will be able to support the game financially will be during the Early Access phase.

We have one more free update planned, then we will move into EA.
Whether this update will be to the Playtest or the Demo build is currently undecided.

We are working hard behind the scenes, we are planning to release a roadmap by December to help make the future of development less vague.
Please note that the update is planned to be released before the roadmap, we do not have set window at this time.

We appreciate everyone's support and patience! - HSG

fyi

[supple cedar]

i wont some will

[restive garnet]

you will be my shield

[ripe meteor]

ppl who thought blood was coming this week r delusional

[restive garnet]

take the arrows

[ripe meteor]

even if u did dont get angry

been like 4 months since plautest came out

how the devs r supposed to incorporate an entirely new system with several layers of damage, new head wounds, dynamic damage, and entirely new blood tech in that time period nobody knows

and nobody knows bc its fucking impossible

[restive garnet]

well spoken

sadly many cant see this

[smoky solar]

wdym move into ea?

[ripe meteor]

games gonna release in early acces

[restive garnet]

Early Access

[smoky solar]

ohh

[restive garnet]

not EA EA

[ripe meteor]

eh, many arent willing to listen either so not much lost

[restive garnet]

fair

[soft osprey]

It’s too late for that now. In my mind pierotte said “gore is absolutely coming this or next week, without a doubt 110%”

[ripe meteor]

ppl tend to forget half sword is abt simulating medieval combat and not just a gore fest

[royal arch]

Is Pierrot infamous for spreading misinformation?

[restive garnet]

pierrot is roleplaying as pierrot

[supple cedar]

idk

[soft osprey]

He’s gonna be

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[vapid hull]

Pierrot would NEVER say that! He hates confirming gore!

[soft osprey]

Instructions not clear enough, you’re now pergnant

[junior epoch]

wait are you saying you think gore will be this week?

[restive garnet]

dont get angry at me if it doenst drop this week

DOESNT

[quartz totem]

behind the back ez bb

[supple cedar]

no shit i think the game footage room is useless

[quartz totem]

yep

[royal arch]

Doenst is latin for "absolutely". I'm sorry Galaxy, you've confirmed it now

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202214213041258526/1202224380508373023/guhh.gif

[vast elm]

any new sneak peeks of the gore galaxy? 👀

[quartz totem]

frock the gore, any LORE drops galaxy?

[restive garnet]

yes

a good one during deving the game

the reflective cube

floating

[ripe meteor]

certainly wont if you ask me

[supple cedar]

elo mantic

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/x3-gif-24301743

[vast elm]

i think i can make a good member of the team. just give me early access to the gore update before anyone else and ill tell you if its good 🎀

[junior epoch]

oh

[lethal mauve]

Hey galaxy just drop for us update on 5 minutes plz

[ripe meteor]

first mention of gore in der server this is monumental

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/me-first-priority-important-first-number-one-gif-14579406

[lethal mauve]

We will be angey on pierrot

[ripe meteor]

i petition 4 this

[supple cedar]

i have a feeling its a catfish

[ripe meteor]

random person gerta deserves early acces...

[idle crane]

I think that is kepons alt account. That's his YT name and it links to his YT

[lethal mauve]

Ivan exist in this chat

Wow

He never write

Only

[restive garnet]

the lore

[idle crane]

He wrote more recently than franky

[idle crane]

That looks awesome

[supple cedar]

mirors added to halffsword leak

[restive garnet]

its only lore. not actual ingame stuff

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-cube-sad-cube-gif-12196949

[vast elm]

we have Willie but when will there be Wilma

[restive garnet]

only men

[trail nacelle]

Women are icky

[vast elm]

sweaty men fight yes

[vapid hull]

Whatd i do :(

[quartz totem]

this is medieval(or so) germany, no wilmas for miles around

(that know how to fence)

[idle crane]

Doesn't change the fact that it looks awesome

[royal arch]

They aren't sweaty, Willie lacks all bodily fluids

[trail nacelle]

[idle crane]

Willie is fungus

[vast elm]

i wonder if he’s dehydrated or hydrated

[idle crane]

Perfectly hydrated

[vast elm]

how tall is willie? looks about 180cm

[restive garnet]

he only dates himself

[royal arch]

Dehydrated, why else would he walk so wobbily? Also, the reason it is so hard to stand up is because he has orthostatic hypotension

[vast elm]

i’m going to judge him on his height

[vast elm]

lack of iron

[restive garnet]

💀

medieval men where not tall at all, cause lack of food ect (most)

[vast elm]

can’t imagine the brutality of those one on one fights in a ring for entertainment

must of been so horrifying

[restive garnet]

thats what we wanna get to

[ancient canyon]

Harry Potter ahh moment

[vast elm]

great 👍 also will there be new voices along with the update?

[tough yew]

yearning to see da gothic armor soon

[restive garnet]

the rodemop will tell us

[restive garnet]

cant say

[slate ingot]

Is there any idea of ​​DLC when the game will be completed? like fighting in the Colosseum with the weapons and armor of that time it would be very nice, or in the Viking era with weapons and armor of that time

[vast elm]

REDACTED type shit

[restive garnet]

fr

[vapid hull]

Rrrrrr #faq

[tough yew]

ö

[slate ingot]

I don't see anything about DLC, maybe I'm blind

But I saw an X before so ok I have the answer, thanks

[vapid hull]

I‘m pretty sure microtransactions falls under that category

[slate ingot]

Oh

[vapid hull]

(Not sure)

[slate ingot]

So yes

Maybe

[urban geyser]

Fatal error!

[slate ingot]

Well I just had an idea that it would be very nice to fight in the Colosseum, but regardless of whether it happens or not the game still remains one of the best promising games

Already from the playtest and demo it has become my second favorite game of all time

[vast elm]

it would be cool if they did add some type of ‘back in time’ or ‘future’ eras of warriors during a certain time period! maybe with mods someone will add that

[slate ingot]

Yes, maybe yes, we just have to wait 😁

[trail nacelle]

Maybe Willie will have hair in the future

[leaden moon]

what is the method to grappling people around your shoulders? i've learnt how to grab their legs and back in order to disrupt balance and throw them down, and also the motion of swinging them around by the legs when they are down. however the one thing i can only do by pure chance is swing them around my shoulders like nunchucks. does anyone have any explanation/guide on how to perform more advanced grappling?

[vapid hull]

Please stop wishing woe upon the game.

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/slay-dog-queen-queen-dog-dog-with-wig-mistermainer-slay-gif-10013726286586424982

[prisma raft]

wtf

[ripe meteor]

metal gear solid v

[restive garnet]

[lethal mauve]

The lore

[prisma raft]

The lore

[elfin frigate]

this is what scientologists actually believe

[trail nacelle]

Glorious

[restive garnet]

would

lemme send to dev chat

[lethal mauve]

In 2028 may BE

[slim portal]

wow

i love being midly touched

by a spear

and just dying instantly

[outer wharf]

the brave stand mode will be so sick when they release blood,

itll look sick

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[molten galleon]

my game keeps launching like this and then crashing when I play

[spare geyser]

I GOT WARNED

ITS NOT A GUN ITS A TASER

HE AINT DYING

[fast bramble]

Man

Don't post that shit

[molten galleon]

had to pick a class it was that easy 😭

[trail nacelle]

People getting gutted is fine but a man getting tazed is where they draw the line lmfao

[fast bramble]

I don't care, it's a clip of someone getting shot by the police and they fall over, it's very reasonable to assume that they're being harmed and such a gif could distress people. Keep it off this server.

[molten galleon]

A video game man with fake gore getting gutted

vs a video where it seems someone is getting killed

only way I knew he didn't get shot was because the guy explained

[fast bramble]

Looks like a gun-shaped object being fired at someone who falls over

[trail nacelle]

Mods need something to do i suppose

[trail nacelle]

Graphic is graphic

[fast bramble]

To clarify, one's a video game, and one's real life. We don't allow real life gore here either.

[spare geyser]

At the end you see the tip of the taser, which is yellow

[molten galleon]

stark difference between video game gore and real life gore

just because this is a gore game doesn't meen we condone real life violence

or want to see it

[trail nacelle]

I just thought it was funny stop licking their boot

[molten galleon]

licking whos boot

[fast bramble]

Lmao

[molten galleon]

I'm talking me personally bro

I don't want to see people being injured

because I know that is a real person

[trail nacelle]

It was funny, dude was holding a long sword

[outer wharf]

tbf where is bro getting a sword irl

[spare geyser]

fr

[molten galleon]

cool, humor is subjective

[spare geyser]

You can see the tip of the taser at the end

Lets end the fight

[fast bramble]

Doesn't matter, don't post it

[spare geyser]

Fuck this

[trail nacelle]

Should try getting one in general before you start barking

[molten galleon]

k bud

[trail nacelle]

yeah bud

[spare geyser]

Bud

[fast bramble]

Haha so funny a human got tazered during what's clearly a mental break

Gross

[sage heart]

WHEN BLOOD

[trail nacelle]

Like i said mods need something to do, didn't disagree so get off my ass and touch grass

[fast bramble]

Why don't you touch some grass

You seem mad

[trail nacelle]

I'm not, i literally found it funny

Damn they really let anyone be a mod

[torn flare]

is blood out\

[molten galleon]

nope

[torn flare]

the tokyo game show is over

what the fuck are these devs doing

[outer wharf]

think its more than just flicking a switch

[frank scarab]

working on the game (and blood)

[torn flare]

i certainly hope so

[indigo sky]

game dev takes time

[molten galleon]

they're programming??

[soft osprey]

Dummies out in droves today

[molten galleon]

being an ass doesn't make it come faster

[weak roost]

Yeah, you’re not entitled to anything.

[west crag]

have patience brother

[torn flare]

well then maybe they should actually start programming because from what i heard the game show ended like a month ago and it "takes a lot of time" to import a mechanic from the demo

[indigo sky]

You don't know what you're talking about lol

Stop and be patient

[molten galleon]

well do you want a rushed product that sucks, or a refined product that takes time

[outer wharf]

isnt just an import, also improving on it i believe

[indigo sky]

Don't start a fight in the chat b/c you lack patience

[molten galleon]

if you think this stuff is so easy, do it yourself. also old gore is incompatible.

[torn flare]

shouldve told me earlier

[molten galleon]

christ

Check the faq

[indigo sky]

nobody needs to tell you, specifically, anything

[molten galleon]

its probablky in there idfk

[indigo sky]

esp since the info is already out there lol

[torn flare]

well they could've stated that in the earlier responses

[indigo sky]

everybody wants the blood update. It'll come when it comes

[grave bone]

Everyone is hyped for the next update, no need to turn that excitement into frustration.

[indigo sky]

Well you could have also not been rude, so there's that, too

[outer wharf]

sometimes common sense isnt so common

exhibit A

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-each-other-kenny-mccormick-stan-marsh-kyle-broflovski-south-park-gif-21524526

[soft osprey]

Hm..you’re either stupid, or an idiot.
Hanlons razor in full effect. “Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity”

[grave bone]

Its also ok to ask but perhaps “were the fuck is (x)” is generally not a productive way to go about it

[astral fog]

50% of members here - Thinks the game is a work of art and that the re-addition of blood will be an excellent improvement worth the wait to improve something already so good.

The other 50% - Psychopaths trying to satiate their disgusting lust for violence who treat the devs the same way they treat service workers

[grave bone]

Think about it this way, if you’re at a fancy restaurant and you order something, you wait.
How long? However long it takes to cook.
You can ask the waiter when it will be done and he’ll answer.
If you ask where the fuck is your damn order, then you are at minimum getting spit in your food, at maximum you get kicked out and banned.

Just be understanding of the fact that our chefs(the devs) are a indie team and are working on some pretty rad/never done stuff before. Lets be patient and supportive and eventually enjoy the deliciousness.

[soft osprey]

I’m going to spit in your half sword

[grave bone]

Half tuah

[graceful cosmos]

sooo which one are you

[indigo sky]

It's also worth noting that constantly asking for something that's not out yet--and then being outright demeaning about it--can be discouraging and stressful. I'm sure the devs have thicker skin than me, but I found constant asking for updates to certain things to be super stressful when I was a modder

[trail nacelle]

I seen the screens all half sword users are crazy.

[indigo sky]

So probably worth just laying off and letting it come when it comes

[soft osprey]

“That right there, son..is a pregnant man”

[graceful cosmos]

That includes you too bub

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[grave bone]

33% work of art
33% psychopaths
33% men talking about other men being pregnant

[restive garnet]

One thing i can say. We are gonna take our time, when we the devs think its ready then its ready. simple as that. Devs make the game, players are playing it. But seeing how many people care abt Half Sword, means alot to us.

[fast bramble]

I think it's fair to add 3 years of dev time per complaint

[restive garnet]

lmaoo

[grave bone]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dropped-this-king-you-dropped-this-queen-you-dropped-this-you-dropped-this-king-meme-you-dropped-this-meme-gif-25206668

[restive garnet]

these complaint dont bother us and me in the slightest

[graceful cosmos]

we can wait a long time. tbh

[restive garnet]

i rather laugh at it, and dont take it seriously if its negative

[graceful cosmos]

Now heres the question. Wut comes out first. GTA6 or Half/Sword

[vestal portal]

halfsword

[restive garnet]

Gta 6 been in the works for alot of years like since 2014, and but huge dev groups

[soft osprey]

You did it

I love it

Thank you melon

[grave bone]

Yeah, realistically speaking, we’re mostly men in our 20s-30s so we have a long time to go.
So lets become realized and respected individuals in the meantime. Start a family, send the kids to collage, then finally enjoy our blood update 🌚

[slate ingot]

Halfsword > gta 6

[soft osprey]

No, I’m going to spit in your half sword

[grave bone]

Half tuah

[graceful cosmos]

this. GTA6 is for babies

[restive garnet]

🤣

[vestal portal]

Idk really how long it takes, The half sword team made an original game that built up a deserved community. I'm willing to wait a while for the full game.

[graceful cosmos]

Console Support better be on the horizon for later

[grave bone]

No, wille having a wille is more important

Wille update when?

[restive garnet]

thank you kindly for the kind words!

[graceful cosmos]

woah an ai willie parried my atk

[elfin frigate]

"the history of power rangers has no set schedule"

[restive garnet]

[vapid beacon]

what is "Locked on Strength" responsible for?

[graceful cosmos]

so if ya got bonked on the head, or some part on ur body. how long would it take you to get back up on ur feet.

[elfin frigate]

https://youtu.be/dkfRVSaFxaY?si=DA5X5w-4ETIibPQ7

halfsword devs when asked about gore update☝

[elfin frigate]

irl or in game?

[soft osprey]

I’m ur biggest fan, I have all ur memes saved can I have ur autograph

[frank scarab]

all?

how much is "all"?

[graceful cosmos]

irl

[grave bone]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-everything-avengers-gif-14066494

[frank scarab]

also yes, heres a picture of my first meme completely raw and my sign that i made up in 2 mins back when i made it.

[graceful cosmos]

aside from gore. i await for custom classes tbh

[wise halo]

Well I have seen people get shot on vids and that looks quite different than getting tased.

[soft osprey]

I stand corrected not all of them. I just searched your name and went to media, which there are 1000+ of from you btw, and turned up some gems

[soft osprey]

Also thank you, I’ll sell-I mean treasure it always

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibiditoilet-gif-7150341904622937028

[frank scarab]

skibidi willie

[wise halo]

man the new discord notification sound is ass

[frank scarab]

and frick you to whoever removed the skibidi willie sticker

[wise halo]

I blame Blueberry

[frank scarab]

look at it

[idle crane]

press control+r to restart discord. It should fix it

[frank scarab]

it was beautiful

[idle crane]

Willibidi

[frank scarab]

then some guy

STRUCK IT

to sticker heaven

[idle crane]

i was sad too

i still dont know who killed it but i think it was fencer

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/showme-show-me-morpheus-gif-5144220

what am i saying

i can find them myself

[cloud yew]

i absolutely NEED Spoilance Matches to scale with my class so i can get like an axe or something

[frank scarab]

yes, and i found it mr melon.

[molten galleon]

cool I haven't

because I stay on the normal sides of the internet

where I don't have to see that

[latent patio]

Its pretty neat

[molten galleon]

willie at target?

[latent patio]

You shouldnt take your willie out at a target

[molten galleon]

you can't tell me what to do

[frank scarab]

two images of the same idea

#1237786665741713529 message

willurt

what a funny name

[wise halo]

You probably never heard of auto download on whatsapp where you get a random video in your library because someone send it in a groupchat.