halfsword-chat-⚔

[harsh yew]

ive noticed actually aiming precisely and not just waling ur arms does good 😭

[cinder stone]

when physics go bonkers

[tropic harbor]

Does anyone else have an issue where the mouse sensitivity resets to default after every few rounds?

[polar canyon]

How do you enable blood in the playtest?

Thanks

I feel lied to, and disapointed in you

[cinder stone]

That overhead strike was just perfect ❤️

[calm ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-south-park-gif-17950420

[calm ivy]

Got this one RIGHT in the EYE SLIT!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iOB2QTCAPluGgIWoE?invite=cr-MSxKNlosMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[slender spoke]

this game is so awesome, the demo with the blood and dismemberment is so amazing i cant wait to see how this game ends up

just love the demo mode

[stiff belfry]

no wip update for a month

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

[faint mauve]

mods,, can i get an early access to the game?

[vapid hull]

Apply on the steam page !!

[faint mauve]

ok

[slender spoke]

dont worry if theres not an update

there cooking up a masterpiece

theyre*

[faint mauve]

oo,, so i can get an early access by applying steam?

[slender spoke]

this gmae is so good

yea u can play the demo

[vapid hull]

Yepper depper !!

[slender spoke]

and playtest if u apply

[faint mauve]

yeah,, this game is good

[vapid hull]

The playtest is so much better lol

feels so much smoother

[slender spoke]

i clicked the playtest button and it instnatly gave me

i disagree

i think the demo is far more enjoyable

[faint mauve]

nope

[vapid hull]

That's fair, I've seen that opinion a lot

[slender spoke]

the blood and dismemberment is what i really enjoy honestly ik thats weird to say but its realistic and it is so cool and satisfying

[faint mauve]

ok,, see u then ,, bye guys

[vapid hull]

I'm not a big fan of rogue likes or having my progress reset

[faint mauve]

r u ok bro?

[vapid hull]

And I'm more used to the ai and the controls of the playtest

[slender spoke]

i am ok lol i just think its a really cool game mechanic to have it adds a lot of immersion

[vapid hull]

When I tried the demo it felt wayysies more stiff

[vapid hull]

To me, at least

[slender spoke]

yea the playtest feels like you can block attacks and be more percise with your weapons almost

[faint mauve]

yeah,, i like to cut and throw the guts too\

[slender spoke]

okay good

i think its awesome

[vapid hull]

Yugh! THats what I like :))

[slender spoke]

yea the combat definitely has a difference there

is the demo more recent version or playtest?

or are they like

seperate

[vapid hull]

The playtest is more recent I think

[slender spoke]

cause it does feel way different

[vapid hull]

Since it has improved AI and whatnot

[slender spoke]

i do also like being able to spawn with armor in playtest so theres that

[vapid hull]

plus it'll be getting gore and injury mechanics HOPEFULLY soon

[slender spoke]

being a cool knight is the fantasy

and demo you have to start as a naked peasant

[vapid hull]

I actually don't really like full plate

Too slow for me lol

I prefer the lower tiers where you only have padding

or a shirt

and sometimes the half plate too

[slender spoke]

yea the armor makes you tired so quickly

i think anyways

thats how it feels like you tire out before you lose from getting cut

[vapid hull]

for me I just can't end the fight quickly without like a war hammer or something

[slender spoke]

yea a blunt object definitely

seems realistic so its kinda cool

[vapid hull]

Makes it a slogfest </3

[slender spoke]

i wonder if theyll do multiplayer

[vapid hull]

I prefer the singleplayer anyways

pvp makes me stressed lol

[slender spoke]

yea i like singleplayer more too but still would like to duel you

or anyone

imagine if they could do big fights

like tons of players

maybe next update they can add a bow

and arrow

just pondering

[vapid hull]

Iunno, its a personal problem for me

Generally I don't like fighting real people in games

tf2 is one of the exceptions

[glad flint]

how would yall describe your playstyles

mine would be coordinated chaos

bro just folded

[calm ivy]

Mine is a pretty aggressive, "attack first", dodge more than block kinda thing.. though I have been getting a lil' better at actual parries lol:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ixyyZa1oYhhJCl7AZ?invite=cr-MSxqUXcsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[glad flint]

this slogfest of a fight contains a lot of parries if u wanna see an example

certainly not my best fight tho

anyway 3 sick lower-tier kills

[calm ivy]

Nicee! I have some pretty cool ones, too:

[wooden socket]

guys, thoughts on the thin sword?

[alpine meadow]

mid

[wooden socket]

like these ones

[alpine meadow]

i feel like this is the best class

[thick peak]

no

there's class better

a lot better

[alpine meadow]

which one?

[glad flint]

yall both dumb the goedendag is actually the best weapon

ingame

it can beat both of its own tier and higher tiers with ease

there is nothing better than the goedendag

[glad flint]

bro did NOT just say the polehammer is better than the goedendag

[thick peak]

fuck goedendag

weapon is cool but

whenever people get close with their swords

boom

you're dead

polehammer can one shot guys

[dense island]

the goedendag is great

but

I've yet to meet one that can survive my angry toothpick

[thick peak]

its easier to finish

[glad flint]

the goedendag is too op

i dont even play it i hate it that much

[thick peak]

see?

goedendag

is like

taking a pistol on a duel

polehammer

is like uh

https://tenor.com/view/le-mon-key-le-monkey-reverse-gif-18793714

[dense island]

also the entire

getting lightly rubbed againt the cheek with a pitchfork or something knocks you the fuck out is annoying

[thick peak]

ngl

tbh

nothing will win chair

in weapons battle

[dense island]

candle holder is a bone breaker

[alpine meadow]

this is severly underated tho

[glad flint]

handles can stab you thats my biggest issue

[alpine meadow]

its the best for begginers

its really is to control

[glad flint]

its the goedendag i was talking about

its so good its bad

[alpine meadow]

oh

its called a goedendag?

[glad flint]

yes

[wooden socket]

Yes

[alpine meadow]

i didnt know that

[glad flint]

some call it the

Plançon à picot

[alpine meadow]

f r e n c h

this is why i thought it was a different weapon

you called us both dumb

[dense island]

I think I cut his voicebox or something,

he's not screaming or fighting back

he kinda just, slowly, dropped to his knees, then fell over while feeling his neck,

he's still staring at me,

I feel bad

hes' not even begging or anything

[alpine meadow]

he fell with honor

[dense island]

he's just, laying there

[alpine meadow]

he accepted his fate

[glad flint]

dead people tend to do that

[restive glade]

"its just 1 willie"

[dense island]

here I'll record a lil because jesus it feels bad

[dense island]

he's still alive

[glad flint]

then just smash his head in with ur axe

[dense island]

I mean

I don't wanna tho

he seems like a nice guy

[restive glade]

would be 4x more brutal with the revamped gore

[alpine meadow]

guys

[glad flint]

willies are literally a fungi

they are

fungi

bro

[alpine meadow]

when i take a picture in game

[glad flint]

trust me bro

[alpine meadow]

where is the picture located?

[restive glade]

steamapps/common/Half sword playtest/versiontest54/content/screenshots

[alpine meadow]

ok

ty

[restive glade]

idk for sure

[alpine meadow]

is this good?

[dense island]

no threats

no begging

just, silence

[glad flint]

this vid is

[alpine meadow]

how do you 1v5?

is there an option?

[glad flint]

brave stand

[alpine meadow]

ok

[normal sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/daft-punk-thomas-thomas-bass-gif-20746236

around the world a-round the worldd

[cyan urchin]

can a 1060 ti run half sword

[tough yew]

unlikely, but it's worth a shot

[cyan urchin]

it runs like 240 fps stable

[normal sparrow]

i think thats what i got idk and its good as

[cyan urchin]

mine was buttery smooth

also ar you playing pumped up kicks

[lean elbow]

whats the best weapon combo in hs demo?

[plucky lintel]

we're almost at 500 page views gang

[severe seal]

end his suffering man

[loud river]

Longsword

Ez

[wooden socket]

most brutal kill youve done?

[plucky lintel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/iNcXdHO8b8cQFZiWQ/d13379Nd6Nrj?invite=cr-MSw2bmssMTk4MjUwOTMwLA

[wooden socket]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iOkLgRf92OaesmAqE?invite=cr-MSxkek8sMjAxNDg5MDU0LA mines probably this

[lilac geyser]

Gor is comig.

[plucky lintel]

holy hell

[empty parrot]

This one is pretty wild
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iBjneBiIqFdEXNb-z/d1337n9lc3Aa?invite=cr-MSxLOTksMTQ2NzI2NjY2LA

[plucky lintel]

i'd say that's normal

[empty parrot]

The mid-begging overhead impale en masse?

I just thought it was a bit barbaric lol

[analog pelican]

very messed up that you killed him when he was giving up

i would never do that

[wooden socket]

this was basically my reaction when i made that kill

[plucky lintel]

guess i'm a psychopath 🤷

[empty parrot]

Hey... he should of said somtehing earlier.

[wooden socket]

not quite like to this extent but something along those lines

[plucky lintel]

LMFAO

i'm saving that image

[wooden socket]

damnn

[wooden socket]

i have a whole folder of reaction images

[loud river]

Sheeit

I gotta find it

Got it here somewhere

[empty parrot]

Hollon, I'm practicing parrying right now.

Check out this move I did near the end of the clip, thought it was nice :(
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iD513cF8Y2-EGgfjB/d1337eTiexox?invite=cr-MSxEZzQsMTQ2NzI2NjY2LA

[analog pelican]

wait, hold on, look at this https://streamable.com/sbs8vj

[wooden socket]

damn

[plucky lintel]

at least you got to live

and you got willie to become a trex

[loud river]

Shit

I got a couple

This one is clean, I wish I coulda seen it with gore

The false edge draw cut is peak

[plucky lintel]

if there was gore poor guy would've become a fountain

that's definitely an artery cut in half

[analog pelican]

i also defeated an opponent with one strike once.

[loud river]

This one it just 👌😚

[analog pelican]

https://streamable.com/jftkqs see

[plucky lintel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/iL7Ip7mi0hgo9UTkA/d1337QePjS4w?invite=cr-MSxMbngsMTk4MjUwOTMwLA i'm so proud of this for some reason

[wooden socket]

gore is gonna be the best update to half sword ever

[plucky lintel]

that's brain damage for sure

[analog pelican]

this is massive brain damage https://streamable.com/3qkse8

[loud river]

PEAK

LMFAO

post that shit in #1263248218297339915

I wanna pin it

[analog pelican]

which one?

the ranged bonk or the massive bonk?

[loud river]

The longsword throw lmfao

[wooden socket]

DASMNN

[loud river]

LMFAO AND THE MASSIVE BONK

Bro what is your sens to get a sword moving that fast with that much force???

[plucky lintel]

he's in the third lowest class so everything goes faster there

because of the lack of armor

[loud river]

True, but damn

The force

[plucky lintel]

he actually got stunned from that

[loud river]

You hear this mfs jaw break you know he was hurting

[plucky lintel]

you know it hurt like fuck when he didn't yell or anything

[wooden socket]

i managed to disarm this guy really early on into the fight and he started throwing hands so i decided to play fair and fist fight him

[restive garnet]

ever scratched your back skin too hard, cause the itch felt too good?

[plucky lintel]

the spirit of mike tyson is with you

[loud river]

AHHHHHHH

AHHHHHH

EUGHHHHH

I hate that

[plucky lintel]

the children are gonna go bonkers over this

[loud river]

That is so unsettling

[restive garnet]

[wooden socket]

ZAMN

[deft orchid]

i just requested access to the test game on my main account DeusVult~1

[wooden socket]

ik you guys get this a lot prob but how close would you say we are to gore being done?

[analog pelican]

they were also mainly flukes, never gott to do it again, but i also only did them recently, my sens is 1800-2700 but with a 1000Hz polling rate.

[analog pelican]

it is done

[median flax]

any idea when the new half sword comes out

like an estimate

[plucky lintel]

ask john half sword

[median flax]

tf is john

[wooden socket]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iOEthHNjkkfFHENbo?invite=cr-MSxiSmcsMjAxNDg5MDU0LA i knocked a guy with the blade once

[loud river]

No one has an estimate

[median flax]

oh ok

[loud river]

You pick a date between now and 3 years from now and it’ll be as accurate as any other

[median flax]

nice name

[loud river]

Danke

[analog pelican]

quarter sword?

[plucky lintel]

3/4 sword

[analog pelican]

4/5ths sword, 5/6ths sword

[wooden socket]

will his guard take my sword?

surprisingly it did

[median flax]

i wish i have nitro

cant send shit

[analog pelican]

you dont need nitro to send stuff here i think

[loud river]

Surprising. I wouldn’t be able to successfully parry a longsword strike with an arming sword. Not enough strength behind it, the biomechanics don’t support it.

[analog pelican]

unless its really big files

[analog pelican]

well theoretically a shorter sword will be more easily able to stop a larger sword if we dont account for mass, because of like leverage.

or whatever its called

[loud river]

We’re a level 3 boost, so you can send shit 100mbs and under

[median flax]

YAY

[analog pelican]

but with the bigger mass there will be more momentum and kinetic energy so its probably true that its less easy to block then.

[median flax]

i like when i get stabbed but it takes 3-5 seconds to actually get the affect

[loud river]

Yes, but only when the beat comes closer to the crossguard, due to physics.

[loud river]

And one handed, you have even less physical control over that blade, wrists and arms are made to flex and shit

[loud river]

Dude what the fuck

Half Sword Catalogue

Analogue Sword

Perfect for Halloween. Make more creepy ahh shit Fence

[restive garnet]

oblivion npc

[tough yew]

not really creepy but

[loud river]

That’s also uneasy fr

The black void beneath the helm behind the bevor…

[tough yew]

ignore the cursor

[loud river]

INSANE PFP PULL

[restive garnet]

frrrr

[loud river]

Also holy shit so good

[loud river]

Worthy of posting in photography

[restive garnet]

fencer is loosing his mind, cause no blood gore update when where? so he makes Half Sword Willie ARG

[hushed gale]

Please don’t add gore and blood to the game it’s perfect the way it is thanks

[tough yew]

i need more combat improvements

[loud river]

Real

[hushed gale]

I like this idea more

[loud river]

Please

[severe seal]

galaxy is going to kill you

[wooden socket]

you guys ever just

[restive garnet]

thats frank speciality

[loud river]

Actually if the choice was gore or more combat updates, I’d choose combat all day

[restive garnet]

thoon

[loud river]

Gore could wait until final release 1.0 and I’d be a-ok

[analog pelican]

the combat is way better than in the like the demo, but it took me a while to realize cus it was so different i sucked at it.

[wooden socket]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-cell-blood-gif-22873731

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-gore-part2-blood-cell-lungs-gif-22873707

[analog pelican]

btw, i cant tell if this is good or not B) https://streamable.com/rzwdh2

[tough yew]

i know frank's workin on some juicy stuff, sooon

[analog pelican]

also idk why its gray

[loud river]

Good strikes, bad spacing. Try to stick at the max range of your sword as much as possible. Lets you decide whether to jump in to exploit an opening or back off if he’s getting too close.

The second exchange after the initial rush was good

[analog pelican]

well i have gotten stabbed in the face many times. by being too close.

[loud river]

You chilled, took initiative, then kept the pressure on until he croaked.

[plucky lintel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/iOGUhFK5nu5YKwcQt/d13377ZJOzSm?invite=cr-MSxsY0ksMTk4MjUwOTMwLA

[loud river]

Damn you got the crispy wispy 4K 144fps cinematic James Cameron Avatar mf Half Sword gameplay gahddamn

[plucky lintel]

LMFAOO

[wooden socket]

a restart button would be real nice im not gonna lie

would make playing like tier 3 more fun because you dont have to wait to go back to menu

[loud river]

High FPS really does make the game look just insane with it’s physics

They look way way better the higher your FPS is

[plucky lintel]

thing is

i'm using vsync with a 75hz monitor

the smoothness comes from reshade

[loud river]

Menace

[plucky lintel]

playtest final boss

[loud river]

I gotta try it one day. you been mentioning it for a while.

But alas no PC still

[plucky lintel]

yeah, it really improves the feel of the game

[hushed gale]

Literally no counter to this weapon

[plucky lintel]

pensive

[loud river]

pensive indeed

😔

[wooden socket]

do you automatically lock on by default or do you need to press f to lock onto the enemy?

[tough yew]

you could do this

[plucky lintel]

deathed

[plucky lintel]

i'm pretty sure in single combat you do lock automatically

[analog pelican]

prime example

[tough yew]

yea never do that

[plucky lintel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/iOGZXElhckpwL-_z1/d1337c88JGXH?invite=cr-MSxpaXcsMTk4MjUwOTMwLA

[wooden socket]

tier 3 is kinda ass - well im kinda ass at it but like

the enemies genuinely attack faster than i can react and im just dead basically right away

[analog pelican]

have you tried dodging with the special button input that lets you dodge?

[wooden socket]

i have but its not fast enough or it just brings me to an awkward position and i die

[loud river]

Oh lord one day when thrusts are refined, this combat is gonna be unbeatable. The KCD devs are gonna come crawling to Franky and beg to use even a fraction of the authentically historical combat sim engine in their games.

[analog pelican]

ig maybe you just practice im not sure.

[loud river]

First person already feels like KCD on steroids

[wooden socket]

whats a kcd

[plucky lintel]

kingdom come deliverance

[loud river]

I’m personally a hater for the combat in it

Hope 2 is better

[wooden socket]

is it just me or does the ai punch harder than you

i need to set my sensitivity to max to hit as hard

[loud river]

Yes, but only because you aren’t swinging as hard as you can lol

The AI play by all the same rules as you, they just know perfectly how to use them.

[wooden socket]

ai grappling when

[wooden socket]

how do i swing as hard as i can

[loud river]

Plant your feet, you need solid ground to push off of. Square up, lower stance. Wind up, then quickly release and follow through, don’t stop once you connect, carry the punch through the face like you wanna loop around.

Basically, stand still, hold shift, time your W press with your punch, and quickly follow through.

[thick peak]

or increase sensitivity on mouse

bruh

[plucky lintel]

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/iOH9u3ZX88nw619TL/d1337x8Sy7Cn?invite=cr-MSw1NGYsMTk4MjUwOTMwLA

[thick peak]

and try to remember movement's vector

where it ends and where it starts

because almost always

30-70% of trajectory are the most powerful points to hit when

like uh

https://tenor.com/view/education-k12-1st-grade-gif-3534848

from like

4 to 9-10

[loud river]

It’s about more than mouse speed. This game simulates physics entirely

[thick peak]

is the range of power

[loud river]

Everything you do to punch IRL works the same more or less

[thick peak]

fair fair

[wooden socket]

the ai is fuckin ultra instinct goku sometimes and just dodges my punch and kills me with a fucking devastating skullcrushing godstrike to the back of the head

[thick peak]

im just

fuckin around

physics aint bitch

you shall know em rules

[plucky lintel]

hypothetical scenario when someone has no idea how to punch irl

[thick peak]

so yes,
0 is your starting movement
1-3 it gains speed
4-7 can hit but eh
7-12 is vector's range where you hit with most of your power and weight

it depends on armor tho

on it's cog

[plucky lintel]

mans got hit with the best kinda combo

[thick peak]

polehammers fit there

[wooden socket]

sometimes my guy just

refuses to punch

[thick peak]

swords fit, big ones

[wooden socket]

like im holding click and moving my mouse around but he doesnt do anything

[thick peak]

some maces fit

[wooden socket]

no stamina issues, no broken limbs, just flat out refusal to do it

[loud river]

Bro is ABSOLUTELY an Exanima player

I’d bet my balls on it

[thick peak]

nah bro

but i'd really like to try it

[plucky lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-gif-11986157802968305018

[tough yew]

hand over the knife

[loud river]

Dude you’d be fuckin Bronson

[thick peak]

i just fucking love polehammers

[wooden socket]

WHAT IS THE POINT OF GRABBIGN

[loud river]

Mathing out ideal swing timing is fucking wild

[plucky lintel]

the funny

[loud river]

Exanima calls my brother

[plucky lintel]

the funny is the point

[wooden socket]

like yeah sometimes i can get cool takedowns but other times grabbing on means i get rocked to death

[thick peak]

stop hyping me up i dont wanna spend my money again😭

[loud river]

it calls…

[thick peak]

ik it because i was used to read a lot of martial arts theory

[loud river]

you could dine among the best of us

[thick peak]

and ima stand shooter

those graphics scale work for me too

as shooter

[loud river]

That’s sick

[thick peak]

but exanima...

nah nah nah

shit sounds too cool

i saw yt shorts

and videos

[wooden socket]

ok im figuring it out

[plucky lintel]

my guy did actual research

[thick peak]

whenever i see them skulls crushing in my head

[plucky lintel]

[thick peak]

oof

[tough yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244231162948489319/1244726431062294568/total_death.gif

[loud river]

Seems right up your alley. Super technical combat, super grounded and gritty, plus sick fuckin pollaxes

[thick peak]

im envious tho

i wish i'd live in USA

because i did a research

yall get 20usd per hour bro

[wooden socket]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iOHgVFOUT2fdTnQJe?invite=cr-MSw0aUQsMjAxNDg5MDU0LA

[thick peak]

that's so much games in food

[loud river]

Ah if only Dell’arte Della Guerra wasn’t never dropping now cuz the lead dev dropped off the face of the earth…

[thick peak]

i live in Russia and i get like 1.5usd per hour

pardon

2usd per hour

[wooden socket]

thoughts?

[loud river]

What is it like tryna leave Russia rn?

[thick peak]

i need to work 20 hours to buy myself black myth wukong

thanks god im 20 and i already lack energy for games

half sword fits my life so damn perfect

no grind, jjust go and kill em fools

[thick peak]

scary

[loud river]

Real

[thick peak]

i thought about it a lot

[tough yew]

probably has some personal stuff going on.

[thick peak]

1. in some places i have to deny my russian ID

that will block me from russia for like

forever

so i lose my friends

family

[loud river]

Jeez yeah

[thick peak]

and ssexy damn girls

in my city

[loud river]

[thick peak]

2. some places won't accept me since i documentally look like immigrant

i have no official work

i have no high education grades

i have no wife and stuff behind my back

[tough yew]

sounds like a struggle, hope things go better for you.

[loud river]

Yeah that’s gotta be rough

[thick peak]

so they gonna think like: oh, this guy prolly does heroine

dudes don't know that my brain goes harder on dr. pepper than cocaine and all that stuff

imagine one day in life when you get urself a whole box of dr. pepper cans

and some fine vanilla ice cream

bruh man

[loud river]

Dude Dr Pepper is life changing fr

[tough yew]

perchance

[loud river]

Lotta Americans hate that shit; but they don’t know

They dont see the truth

[thick peak]

they don't know.....

[tough yew]

once they add the ability to flip da visor its gonna be so over

[thick peak]

oh, while i have a chance to ask

did you think im russian?

like

do i seem

native enough

as in english

[loud river]

Had no clue.

I’m used to folks not being fluent 100% in English, and you had me fooled

[thick peak]

B)

[wooden socket]

turned down the damages a BIT and damn did it make a difference

[plucky lintel]

i honestly thought you were american or something like that

[thick peak]

2 years of speaking with americans and other people who used to english

[plucky lintel]

you're quite fluent if i say so myself

[thick peak]

made me crazy

[loud river]

I talk to dozens of Europeans and otherwise. It’s hard to tell exactly where anyone is from just from their English in text form.

[plucky lintel]

anywho

https://medal.tv/pl/games/half-sword/clips/iOHlDYBDRIt_xa5bc/d13375qLJxFf?invite=cr-MSw2WTcsMTk4MjUwOTMwLA

[thick peak]

bro im bouta

die of delight

[deft oracle]

where are you from

[plucky lintel]

me mentioned

[loud river]

America, Michigan.

[thick peak]

nah like

when mf says

KKKKKKK

you always know

where he's from

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

[loud river]

LMFAO TRUE

or the JAJAJAJAJAJA

[deft oracle]

yea you have to deal with so many people that dont know english

[thick peak]

AHAHAHHAAHHA

[plucky lintel]

FR LMAO

[loud river]

On discord my fellow, lmfao.

[amber terrace]

SRBIJAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[deft oracle]

🇷🇸🇷🇸

[thick peak]

that's so funny

once in 2-3 months

[deft oracle]

are you russian

[thick peak]

i randomly type in server

someone buy me tickets to usa

[deft oracle]

lol

[thick peak]

ik someday one guy will do it

[thick peak]

yeah

[deft oracle]

you are my brother

[thick peak]

nah like, that's not about being anti-patriotic

it's more about broadening horizons

yk that stiff feeling

when you get stuck in one place

for a bit too much time

[thick peak]

да

ахахахахаха

(mods say only english tho)

[deft oracle]

брат мој

yea yea

we will get banned

[loud river]

Genuinely not a bad idea. Random whales will show their heads and you never know when.

[thick peak]

grrrrr

[thick peak]

im waiting....

[loud river]

They’ll just drop a band on you and dip

[deft oracle]

should i move to usa

[loud river]

From Serbia? Nah. Balkans are sick. Great food.

[amber terrace]

бураз

[deft oracle]

its good to see one american that is not brainwashed by cnn

[thick peak]

i bet US fellas will accept asian looking guitarist

who can also make some great coffee

and alcohol

[tough yew]

actually reminds me, frank [the lead dev for HS] actually made an interview with a gaming Russian channel

[thick peak]

on god

[deft orchid]

holy moly

[loud river]

We love great coffee makers fr. Whole ass barista careers are available in America.

[deft orchid]

how did i get that far?
i dont know

hack and slash

[loud river]

Imagine dedicating your life to making coffee.

[thick peak]

yeah, in my city people don't drink coffee much, so i surprised everyone by adding affogato to menu

even got bonus payments

not much tho

it was like 15usd iirc

[plucky lintel]

trol

i immobilized the poor guy

[thick peak]

dude fr just armbarred a guy in half sowrd

[plucky lintel]

ong

[tough yew]

https://youtu.be/aeCdP-jQPfA

[loud river]

Common occurrence in #1244313050174197850

[thick peak]

BRUUUH

yall know what?

yt is blocked in russia

isn't it crazy

[loud river]

Nahhh fr?

Damn

[thick peak]

yes

[plucky lintel]

no way

[thick peak]

on my blood bro

[loud river]

Y’all have VPNs no?

[thick peak]

vpns don't work

[tough yew]

that's unfortunate

[loud river]

Damnnnn

[thick peak]

russian hackers are too smart

some of us use special proxy scripts but they don't make it much

[loud river]

The damn Russian cybersecurity divisions

FSB is wild

[thick peak]

yeah....

some of us beg for americans to vote for trump

cuz everyone knows them brothers trump and putin

[deft oracle]

bro wtf

[thick peak]

istg

[loud river]

At least yall have discord lmfao. Communication with the outside world is important for people

[thick peak]

discord is bouta get banned too bro

in like a week

we're waiting

[loud river]

Nahhhhhh

[deft oracle]

nahh

[thick peak]

on my blood

[deft oracle]

thats wild

[plucky lintel]

nahhhh

saggelix you will not be forgotten if it does

[thick peak]

those are just rumors tho

[deft oracle]

but i know you russians make your own version of everything hahahah

[loud river]

Tf bro that ain’t right…

[thick peak]

gossips

but yk

[thick peak]

there can't be false rumors

[thick peak]

im gonna move to kazakhstan or belarus

if something like that happens

or somehow i'll get to USA

[plucky lintel]

if you move to belarus you'll be a few hundred kilometers closer to me lol

[deft oracle]

ye bcs usa cant demolish russia economically they want to ban everything in russia so they would surrender

[thick peak]

and work in subway because them folks won't give me real ID

[thick peak]

pog???

[loud river]

Yeah tariffs and shit are rough

[thick peak]

bro im bouta get a driver license so pls don't hype me up or we gon have a nice trip

too nice

[deft oracle]

but ik you guys created your own mcdonalds using your own vegetables and everything and its cheaper, better and healtier

lol

[thick peak]

the whole idea of it is so crazy

they gonna kill our social improving stats

[deft oracle]

you can always come to serbia

we will accept you

[thick peak]

fr???

[deft oracle]

yea

[thick peak]

on god bro

[deft oracle]

i know a lot of russians in my school and neighbourhood

they are accepted

nobody touches them until they start owning money for cocaine 🙂

[thick peak]

belgrad works?

[deft oracle]

i live in belgrade

[thick peak]

cool

tickets are cheap

just 200usd

cool for me

[deft oracle]

yea

so if you want you can come

i think its not hard to get papers for serbia if you are russian

[thick peak]

what's your internet speed there?

[deft oracle]

in belgrade you can download gta 5 in 6 mins while streaming

thats like the best internet

and you have other internets that are like 40e a month, they are like 50-60MB download

[thick peak]

no fucking way.....

[deft oracle]

yea hahahaahah

[thick peak]

i read rules

it seems

easy

i just need to earn like

2k usd for swag

[deft oracle]

yea

if you learn like to communicate on serbian

you will get a job

np

[shy fog]

Do day trading for like an hour

learn how to do it

you can make 2k before a hour passes

[loud river]

Ah yes, day trading in RUSSIA

[deft oracle]

lmao

[shy fog]

Oh he russian

[loud river]

Not ideal

[shy fog]

he said usd so I just assumed united states

[loud river]

USD is basically a universal currency for clear communication at this point

Plus ion know what the exchange rate for USD to Roubles is rn, but it cannot be good

It’s like a loaf of bread in Venezuela costing millions of pesos

[shy fog]

1 buck gives you 10 smeckles

[thick peak]

another guy who thought im native english

YEEEEEEEEES

MY LIFE

IS GETTING BETTER

[deft oracle]

its 1 usd for 100 rubles

[thick peak]

i love yall lol i've been here for only 10 minutes

and im already happy

[plucky lintel]

1 usd is like 95 rubles

[deft oracle]

yea

[plucky lintel]

94,93 to be exact

[thick peak]

i can try tho

[loud river]

Makes sense

[plucky lintel]

( 🤓 )

[thick peak]

but nowadays tokens who stand for long tradings are too scary

[loud river]

Rouble is roughly equivalent to one US cent

[thick peak]

and short tokens are too scary too

i saw CTT increasing in price for 350percent one day

shit is crazy scary

[shy fog]

[thick peak]

nah like imagined

you got on like

1000usd on CTT

and you got 3500 in 10 hours

if my math don't suck

[plucky lintel]

yeah something like that

i'd be

the irl equivalent of

[thick peak]

about serbia

yeah im getting my money

[plucky lintel]

willie's balance while unconscious is insane

[thick peak]

so i can move there in february

or a bit later

cuz i need my driver license

for more swag

[deft oracle]

how much is drivers license in russia?

[thick peak]

i'll have around 3k maybe

3k must be

enough

for everything

[loud river]

You gotta pay for a license?

[deft oracle]

yup

[thick peak]

you pay 450usd

and study for 3-4 months

[plucky lintel]

at least in poland you do

[deft oracle]

its a lot cheaper than serbia

[loud river]

Just gotta take a test here and get it issued.

[deft oracle]

lol

[thick peak]

usa living it's finest....

[loud river]

LMFAO

[thick peak]

they have

cali girls

[deft oracle]

in serbia its like 850-900USD for driving license

[thick peak]

blasian girls

they have

money

xbox

[loud river]

Don’t worry, tons of teenagers die in horrific injuries every year cuz of it

[thick peak]

fastest internet

[loud river]

We dig it

[thick peak]

they have cheap hoes that cost like 1 mcdonald burger

bro

im jealous

[plucky lintel]

LMAO

[deft oracle]

lol

[loud river]

It ain’t all sunshine. Trying to buy a home anywhere that isn’t rural bumfuck nowhere is damn near impossible.

[thick peak]

the only thing i don't like in america

[loud river]

But yeah we do have it good compared

[thick peak]

is too much drugs

too much

[deft oracle]

and homeless people

[thick peak]

they are getting reduced but

[deft oracle]

yea

[thick peak]

still too much

[loud river]

OH GOD SO TRUE

[thick peak]

yeah

like guys

why

yall have gyms

girls

brothers

[loud river]

Mental health goes down when life gets better.

[thick peak]

and KFC

we don't have KFC

[loud river]

Paradoxically

[deft oracle]

bruh kfc is goated

[thick peak]

on god

[thick peak]

yeah.....

[shy fog]

It aint

[deft orchid]

guys

[deft oracle]

i can go to kfc right now and eat a full meal for $2

[thick peak]

the more freedom you get, the more odds are there of you getting lost

[plucky lintel]

about that

[thick peak]

scary truth of life

[deft orchid]

is there an end to the demo

because it told me i won

[plucky lintel]

just go around killing willies now

[loud river]

KFC got so much fuckin worse over the years

[plucky lintel]

until you die

[loud river]

So sad

[deft orchid]

but the enemies just keep coming

[deft orchid]

thats the problem

[deft oracle]

in serbia is cheap and really good

[plucky lintel]

my friend got food poisoning from it once

[loud river]

Shit is dry as hell now. Over salty. Sad cuz it used to be the shit.

[deft orchid]

I KILLED THREE GUYS WITH FULL ARMOR WITH A BONING KNIFE

[deft oracle]

lol

[shy fog]

I just get chicken at mcdonalds

[loud river]

A boning knife lol

[deft orchid]

nice

[deft orchid]

i swear

[loud river]

Real can’t go wrong with paste nuggies

[plucky lintel]

chicken stuff in mcd's is better than beef stuff icl

mcwraps 🤤

[deft orchid]

i kept running because my sword glitched in the sheath

[shy fog]

Nah not nuggies you gotta get a deluxe chicken samwhich

[loud river]

Wendy’s is genuinely better than McDonalds now

[deft orchid]

and i found that on a table

[shy fog]

Wendys fire with there chicken sams

[thick peak]

remember guys

USA have mr beast

you just goofin around streets

and that dude come close to you

and you become a millionaire

[shy fog]

Mr beast evil now

[thick peak]

what???

[deft oracle]

you guys have mellstroy

[deft oracle]

why

[shy fog]

He commited a war crime lol

[thick peak]

crazy....

[shy fog]

And got flamed for it

[deft orchid]

yay

[shy fog]

then dropped lunchly

and got flamed

[thick peak]

so mr beast is not a thing atm?...

[plucky lintel]

he fell off badly

[deft orchid]

real

[shy fog]

You pay 10 extra usd for luchly to get less food

[thick peak]

yall know.... i cant really follow because YOUTUBE IS FUCKING BLOCKED

😭

[shy fog]

Can you even get a vpn

[deft orchid]

it is?

[thick peak]

yes

in russia

im russian

[deft orchid]

ohhh

[thick peak]

shit doesnt work...

[deft orchid]

well it works here in italy

[tired birch]

wait, how come they are blocking YT in russia?

[thick peak]

who knows bro

[shy fog]

take your router and chuck it across the ocean into the U.S.

Boom unblocked

[tired birch]

at least you have half sword, right?

[thick peak]

they have their people under the water bro...

they will catch...

[thick peak]

on god

thanks god yes

[deft orchid]

salvation

[tired birch]

only thing you need

[deft orchid]

fr

[shy fog]

you gotta move russia aint it rn

🙏

[thick peak]

sponsor me...

[shy fog]

I thought they were drafting people?

[loud river]

Gofundme banned?

[deft orchid]

i am compelled to actually buy you a ticket to america

[thick peak]

needa check

[thick peak]

wait

fr?

[deft orchid]

if i had the money

of course

[wooden socket]

im giving myself a bit of a challenge

damage to npc all the way up BUT i cant use weapons

[shy fog]

You gave him false hope 😭

[deft orchid]

I KNOW BUT ATLEAST HE KNOWS SOMEBODY IS WILLING TO!

[thick peak]

AHAHAHAHAH

fair bro

ik there's my man

[loud river]

Shit of course someone is willing to.

[thick peak]

in italy

[wooden socket]

what does body density do in the playtest

[thick peak]

now i have my own alejandro

bitches gonna envy

[loud river]

If I had the dough I’d love to help erebody

[deft orchid]

🙌

[tired birch]

it makes bodies dense. duh.

[thick peak]

well

yes

it's banned

........

[shy fog]

bro

[wooden socket]

[mental nest]

any one got tips to how to cut off ur arm in demo ?

[shy fog]

Use a sword

I gotchu

[thick peak]

im actually scared because

atm

we don't have youtube

[mental nest]

i wanna cut off my own hand in it

[thick peak]

discord is finna get blocked

[deft orchid]

hope the sword you have bugs out and cuts it off while flying away

[thick peak]

and our salaries aren't increasing

but the life's wasting are increasing

[mental nest]

ty

[thick peak]

so if someone really

manages to

hehe

sponsor me

[loud river]

Steam banned? Half Sword Steam Forums could be a place to communicate lmfao

[deft orchid]

you cant really do it ON PURPOSE but it can be done

[shy fog]

Im sure there ways around the blocks you gotta search it up with the lil internet you have dawg

[thick peak]

i can film it all because im planning to buy a camera

and we gon make a lot of content

[deft orchid]

fr
we finna have to use letters😭

[thick peak]

freelancing(?) here is not that popular

[shy fog]

"What up logangsters today Im escaping russia"

[thick peak]

the only way of getting money in internet is

maybe p2p

but yk

when you get money

you get crazy

[supple cedar]

where you from

[shy fog]

huh

[thick peak]

russia

[thick peak]

hold on

yes

i was right

[supple cedar]

knew it

[thick peak]

freelancing here is not that popular

[shy fog]

I never said anything about freelancing lol

[thick peak]

oh

i thought you mean freelancing...

[shy fog]

nah

If I was you Id be searching up guides n stuff

how to survive in russia

😭

[thick peak]

just for you to not get misinformed

im not anti-patriot

just

im being real

[thick peak]

im 20 years old guy

i get 500usd a month

shit is too low

and i can't get more

[loud river]

Yeah way too low

[deft orchid]

meanest left hook i yet had to see

[thick peak]

the only my talent were languages and insane social charisma

those two things are no need in russia

i don't really want to die here

[supple cedar]

way too low

[junior path]

Hello, it is a multiplayer game ?

[thick peak]

and war makes it crazy too

[loud river]

Best most realistic deal is the 200 dollar ticket to Serbia. Get citizenship. Save, then visa to anywhere lol.

[thick peak]

one of my friend sent me pics of him being on war

with his gear and shit

[tired birch]

no

[shy fog]

Tough dude

[thick peak]

isn't it... too much?....

having your friends

on war

for fucking nothing

[deft orchid]

(t yet)

who tf posted that gif

[loud river]

It’s much too much

[supple cedar]

someone

[thick peak]

yeah bro, i'll try to make more researches and plan this

[deft orchid]

😨

[shy fog]

I can say is it can be worse

[fair igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1182456635852079224/1271954833741578260/attachment-1.gif

[thick peak]

money isn't a problem because im disciplined to work

[loud river]

We had that shit for decades in the US, but at least our boys joined willingly.

[shy fog]

you could always have no internet

[loud river]

War is awful

[thick peak]

true bro

[deft orchid]

someone hacked me and posted the same thing

no way

[fair igloo]

XD

[thick peak]

living in Serbia sounds cool asf tho

[deft orchid]

i swear

[fair igloo]

[deft orchid]

got me banned from a couple of servers

[loud river]

Could visit all them nations, do a Balkans tour

[thick peak]

i'll read up more rules and plan it all

[fair igloo]

how do i have nitro perks w out nitro 😐

[thick peak]

what is average salary there?

[deft orchid]

vencord

[thick peak]

in usd please

[loud river]

I wanna hit Romania one day and visit my man Demi who got banned

[fair igloo]

i dont

[shy fog]

trial maybe

[fair igloo]

im on basic discord

[deft orchid]

i do

[shy fog]

check your subscriptions

[fair igloo]

i dont have any

[shy fog]

[thick peak]

some servers are boosted so hard that they give everyone a bit nitro coolies

without having nitro

[deft orchid]

it says on your profile you do

[thick peak]

like

50mb dl possible vids

files

[supple cedar]

i love cp!!!! (control points)

[shy fog]

like 40k a yr I think

[thick peak]

no fucking way lol???

[fair igloo]

says i been a subscriber *

[thick peak]

40k usd a YEAR?????

[deft orchid]

cheese pizza

[deft orchid]

oh

[loud river]

Respectable

[thick peak]

1k a MONTH???????????

NO WAY