halfsword-chat-⚔

[mighty vapor]

Youtube hasn't done anything for my youtube, guess you are unlucky.

[severe seal]

skill issue

[worn heron]

We have immunity

[round shale]

bruh

[median depot]

frick you

[severe seal]

thats uncool!

[idle crane]

Ublock is great

[open kindle]

Krill issue

[severe seal]

real

[mighty vapor]

With an Ad Blocker most of the web is safe to browse.

[round shale]

goodbye krill world... salute~1

[jaunty forge]

from modmail?

[open kindle]

Without Internet the whole Web is safe to browse

[severe seal]

me after fake nitro

[worn heron]

okay but with YouTube premium you can play videos overtop of your other apps on your phone 🥰

[round shale]

vencord supreme

[severe seal]

mods

[open kindle]

Discord gave me a month of nitro for free

[worn heron]

me after self reporting

[jaunty forge]

pirate youtube on ur phone trust

[round shale]

yes

[severe seal]

force him...

execute him..

[round shale]

😱

[idle crane]

No pirate speak

[round shale]

how do you even pirate youtube??

[jaunty forge]

awh

[open kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/whackus-bonkus-horrible-histories-roman-roman-empire-emperor-gif-23329573

[round shale]

like I thought you automatically get it

[jaunty forge]

i cant say apparently

i mean

[severe seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

[jaunty forge]

u can get youtube premium im pretty sure

[soft osprey]

YouTube premium is the best

[jaunty forge]

pirated

[soft osprey]

Shhh

[jaunty forge]

but i dont think u'll have ur acc on it

[worn heron]

two options here, I don't like to do this, but you can delete it, or we can remove you. Vencord and Better Discord breaks TOS and can be a security risk for us.

[jaunty forge]

im unsure

[idle crane]

Nah automod which blocks bad messages. It used to stop the mods aswell but it doesn't now

[open kindle]

Just buy it brokie

[round shale]

dang alr

[jaunty forge]

havent tried it

[worn heron]

[mighty vapor]

What are those?

[severe seal]

just realised NO SLOWMODE 💥

[jaunty forge]

oh i thought this was gonna be a bot roled below the mods issue or smthn

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cocking-pistol-john-wick-keanu-reeves-john-wick-chapter-4-jw4-gif-14490794064585307818

[severe seal]

someguy accesed secret channels and read them

[round shale]

gone

😭

[jaunty forge]

woah vencord bannable

[round shale]

yes

[worn heron]

Third party Add-ons to discord that are mostly quality of life, but some have security risks

[round shale]

discord.j.ghj. money hungey...

[soft osprey]

I’ll say one thing about piracy-if you’re going to pirate at least do it the morally good way. Pirate to try out a game and if you like it then support the developer by buying it-if you really must pirate. That being said, don’t be a pirate. Losers.

[jaunty forge]

i remember it breaking for me so i uninstalled and i got too lazy to reinstall it

[severe seal]

but reading secret channels is pretty much impossible but idk

[distant plume]

yall this guy is not dying

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iLosgKONs2-8jppaX/d1337NFB4G3T?invite=cr-MSxyS20sMTkzNTM0MDgwLA

[worn heron]

Unfortunately yeah, we aren't particularly chippy about it, but it's what staff wants us to do

it's a security risk unfortunately

[jaunty forge]

i keep bleeding to death

[round shale]

fair

[idle crane]

Mainly because some dumbass read private channels. Ruining it for everyone

[severe seal]

make seperate server for staff shit 🔥

[jaunty forge]

if u dont mind me asking, how can 3rd pary addons be used to harm a server

[severe seal]

.

[round shale]

bots

[soft osprey]

Some let you see hidden channels

[worn heron]

Thank you my friend. Again, sorry for the inconvenience, I know it's not particularly fun

[jaunty forge]

ahh i see

hidden channels

[round shale]

nw 👍

[severe seal]

day 1 without fake nitro

[idle crane]

We still have modlogs here which can include doxxing info so it's still not the best

[round shale]

the grind begins

[soft osprey]

Yea like mod channels with sensitive info

[worn heron]

yeah, they can use em to view private info,

[median depot]

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME

AN ADVERY

[jaunty forge]

that is way too inconvenient

[median depot]

1 MINUTE INTO THE FUCKING VIDEO I GET AN ADVERT

[worn heron]

[shy fog]

[median depot]

IM GOING TO COMMIT TERRORISM ( in minecraft )

[round shale]

average youtuber who only makes 8+ minute videos

[jaunty forge]

wait is discord actually that unsecure

[median depot]

THE AD WAS TWO FUCKING MINUTES

[jaunty forge]

that people can just like

[median depot]

IM FUCKING BROKE

[round shale]

it's THAT bad

[worn heron]

For sure. All it takes is a simple third party program

[jaunty forge]

mess with the code using python or js to get access to channels

[shy fog]

I just refresh page 8 million times

[severe seal]

man i hate that guy 😭

it comes from the heart fr

[idle crane]

Youtube premium is ass

[round shale]

wat

[worn heron]

we have had people share some folks really private info via doxxing and whatnot, amongst other heinous things, there's a few things that should be kept under Locke and key there

[severe seal]

did that guy mention the secret staff furry rp

[jaunty forge]

ion think imma get accepted into the playtest in time to get some gaming hrs in today so maybe i'll check back in next week

[jaunty forge]

rip

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

Youtube premium to access YouTube music-is peak. Fuck Spotify and pandora-YouTube music you can choose any and every song out there

[jaunty forge]

is the demo anything like the playtest

or very different

[severe seal]

very different

[jaunty forge]

like the itch version is almost completely different from the demo

[idle crane]

The thing is my phone just does that without premium

[median depot]

WHY DO YOU SOUND ON THE VERGE OF CRYING

IS YOUTUBE HOLDING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD

[round shale]

maybe he is

[jaunty forge]

ah so is it not worth trying to get used to the demo version

[worn heron]

this, this is a new one

[severe seal]

blueberry soundsa depressed

[shy fog]

My furry suit has a giant 13 incher

[jaunty forge]

so when i get into the playtest im not doodoo

[worn heron]

I always am

[idle crane]

Idk how. I would like to figure out how

[severe seal]

HUUUH

[median depot]

HIS VOICE SO SHAKY

[round shale]

playtest has a lot less jank

[median depot]

OH DAMN

[soft osprey]

I’d be depressed too modding this place

[worn heron]

dob

[shy fog]

[median depot]

welp im ending it

[jaunty forge]

im pretty sure there are free alternatives to youtube premium but if u got the money might aswell pay for the convenience

[severe seal]

day i forgor of waiting for staff furry rp leaks

[jaunty forge]

bro got the secret fursuit flap exit 😭

[soft osprey]

Feet roleplay and furry roleplay-we have some great mods frfr

[round shale]

day 81 of waiting for staff 18+ channel to have some weird shit in it on any kind of server

[shy fog]

Gotta prepare for all scenarios

[severe seal]

proceeds to ban everyone

[worn heron]

we have #1270577738826256536

[sinful depot]

https://tenor.com/view/usyk-usyk-boxing-boxing-mma-fury-gif-5263429114210646567

[jaunty forge]

how likely am i to get muted and choked out by the mods for using normal words

[worn heron]

But that's @soft osprey fault, we can't get rid of that thread

[severe seal]

i made a willie feet archive 🫡

[soft osprey]

The people have spoken

[sinful depot]

oleksandr usyk is rlly one of the best, 1 pfp

[jaunty forge]

cuz ive been in servers where you get smited for saying you got molested by another player

[soft osprey]

Better feet details when

[round shale]

do not mention a relic of a greater past in a conversation of a darker future

[worn heron]

we are pretty lenient, unless by "normal words" you mean slurs

[severe seal]

can i post this 💥

[worn heron]

zip bomb

[round shale]

🤑

[severe seal]

everyone must see willie feet

[severe seal]

getout

[jaunty forge]

saying slurs in a discord server is the fastest way to get urself banned

the real question is

what is considered a slur 🤔

[round shale]

unless it's a racist server

[worn heron]

hey man you never know, we have had people genuinely ask permission

[analog pelican]

1v1 me in halfsword

[severe seal]

permission to yell racial slurs

[worn heron]

[round shale]

ptk

?

[soft osprey]

Slurs would be considered slurs

[sinful depot]

alr allow me to start, N

[jaunty forge]

permission to call people the r word? :>

[flat fern]

hah funny

[severe seal]

arthur morgan thats not cool!

[soft osprey]

No not that either

[shy fog]

Ain’t this chat supposed to be about halfsword not slurs 😭

[jaunty forge]

so is it considered a slur here

[sinful depot]

but usyk is n1 pfp tho

[round shale]

permission to call people a goobis

[soft osprey]

Yes

[worn heron]

no sir automod will snipe you

[severe seal]

permission to disable automod then

💥

[worn heron]

(most of the time)

[jaunty forge]

when was automod even added

[flat fern]

he took it like a champ..

[round shale]

permission to enable automod again

[jaunty forge]

cuz if u use the search feature

u can see it being used

[round shale]

💡

[shy fog]

Permission to get permission

Permission granted

[worn heron]

not soon enough

[idle crane]

No

[median depot]

and yet if we get tapped slightly we die

[shy fog]

[jaunty forge]

so like was it added approximately 7 days ago

[round shale]

he has the pass fr

[storm osprey]

permission to unsay a slur

[idle crane]

A month or 2 ago

[sinful depot]

she permission until i to

[worn heron]

no, sooner than that. There's a variant of it that slips through automod (we have recently fixed that though)

[jaunty forge]

how come people sayin it last week then

[flat fern]

why is half sword chat talking about about slurs

[round shale]

when the convo started

[soft osprey]

If you see someone said it-it either went unnoticed or the guy got muted or banned

Either way it’s not allowed

[sinful depot]

usyk is n1 pfp

[flat fern]

wdym by that

[severe seal]

😭

[jaunty forge]

ok so i needa watch myself slightly more

[sinful depot]

he is the best pound for pound boxer today

[frank scarab]

baby grunk prodigy

[jaunty forge]

ong i got warned for saying i got molested by another player

in another server

[round shale]

what.

[jaunty forge]

not literally

[soft osprey]

Real simple brother there are minors here so just treat it accordingly

[jaunty forge]

its a figure of speech

[severe seal]

im heretooto promoteee4e tthgisss threeweaddd pllssxdssss join

[median depot]

NO IT ISNT

NO IT FUCKING ISNT

HOLY SHIT

[storm osprey]

what

[jaunty forge]

well i got obliterated

and shredded

[round shale]

bye bye platinum 👋

[prime sky]

why is it so damn hard to punc the mf fist fighter

[jaunty forge]

uh oh

[worn heron]

he's fine lol we aren't gonna ban him for that lmao

[storm osprey]

NO IT ISNT

[median depot]

https://tenor.com/view/johny-gif-27696534

[sinful depot]

usyk is better than mike tyson

[storm osprey]

NO IT FUCKING ISNT

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1278030799303741584/WillieSix.gif

[sinful depot]

ye this is why gorget exists

[round shale]

the what

[median depot]

i beg your pardon

[worn heron]

Alright well you get a quick ban

[soft osprey]

Oh boy

[flat fern]

WOW BYPASSING!!

[storm osprey]

chill bud

[jaunty forge]

woaaa

[sinful depot]

so tempting omg 😳

[flat fern]

welp

[soft osprey]

I love how fast everyone shits on dumb asses

[median depot]

sup grunk

[soft osprey]

Lmao shut up with that silly excuse

[round shale]

fr

wait wrong repl

y

[flat fern]

still,say it around your friends then idk

[storm osprey]

gay or not, black or not. you can STILL just not say a slur

[shy fog]

3 hour slowmode

[worn heron]

dumbass

[median depot]

hows that game you gaslighted out of that one dude going

[jaunty forge]

pfp checks out

[flat fern]

this a pub discord and if you get allowed to say it others will complain

[idle crane]

[round shale]

99% of racists would say otherwise - their response will SHOCK you! 😱

[worn heron]

Im bisexual and you don't see me saying shit like that

[jaunty forge]

i think they really were zesty

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-not-today-gif-7325159549174239381

[median depot]

NOOOOOOOOO

[storm osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-suggestion-bad-noob-studio-crushed-explosion-meme-funny-discord-gif-24905824

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/static-gif-4763121 you will not say slurs..

[median depot]

what

[storm osprey]

so true grunk

[worn heron]

the noise in my head rn

[shy fog]

Such a good gif

[jaunty forge]

@worn heron u ever try rainworld?

[prime sky]

why are the fist fighting guys so damn strong

[storm osprey]

very loud noise

[round shale]

literally 1984 😔

[flat fern]

my..special interest?

[worn heron]

not yet, have had recommendations tho

[severe seal]

WHY ARE YOU BLUEBERRY!!!!!!!

[median depot]

i can hear this shit through the screen

[sinful depot]

so what does this have to do with Usyk?

[jaunty forge]

i got muted for like an entire day for talking about gourmand probably being a cannibal

[storm osprey]

theyre all the fisting champions of the world during the 15th century

[worn heron]

fistfighting Willie is a champ 🏆

[bitter zinc]

does the request access demo have blood? The videos I've seen of it there's no blood.

[idle crane]

Rain world is goood

[median depot]

who even is that

[prime sky]

makes sense

[jaunty forge]

now try rimworld 😈

[flat fern]

idk who that is buckaroo

[idle crane]

There is no blood

[jaunty forge]

Slavery, human trafficking, drug production

crazy gameplay

[severe seal]

now try project zomboid

[sinful depot]

broo did you not watch the usyk tyson fight

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289001337903775824/attachment.gif

[jaunty forge]

you can sell peoples organs

[sinful depot]

let me nelighten you

[sinful depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tyson-fury-oleksandr-usyk-fury-usyk-gif-7358867392415361799

[jaunty forge]

why do people hate the blood

[worn heron]

my favourite

[bitter zinc]

why does the request access demo not have blood?

[sinful depot]

i dont like the taste

[worn heron]

It's being revamped with 200% quality

[jaunty forge]

my pet cat got mauled to death by a wolf

[jaunty forge]

tastes LIKE IRON

[round shale]

I've noticed the half sword playtest has a thing where it likes to make random punches 1598917x more powerful than they should be

[jaunty forge]

GRAHH

[storm osprey]

too many questions buddy, youre going to the torture chamber. we dont like outside thinkers here..

[soft osprey]

They don’t. People just hate everyone asking about it.

[sinful depot]

how will this affect usyk tho

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-other-mods-other-mods-revoke-his-mod-mods-revoke-his-mod-low-tier-god-gif-6016019212179330222

[median depot]

https://tenor.com/view/farheen-fernheen-fern-kitty-black-cat-gif-9719620156620957146

he doesn't flinch at torture human trafficing or genocide

[worn heron]

Check #1279922212421505149 for some dev leaks on the dynamic gore system to come!

[jaunty forge]

didnt they say in the FAQ that its being readded after the tokyo game event thingy

[worn heron]

that's,, incredibly unfortunate

[round shale]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iB1msAmigMBfGQ-yn/d1337SMETIxR?invite=cr-MSx5clIsMjY4MDUyOTI5LA like this

[jaunty forge]

didnt they literally tell us to read the FAQ

[worn heron]

no

[severe seal]

scary game

[sinful depot]

ye like the one i thrust through my enemie's arm (in game)

[flat fern]

miss info we dont actually KNOW when its re added

[round shale]

erm that's hit game project zomboid which is off topic from half sword 🤓

[storm osprey]

the misinformation campaign is working and the peasants are buying it

[severe seal]

SHUT UP 💥

[soft osprey]

Yeah after- no specific date

[worn heron]

Everybody off topic rn we ballin

[jaunty forge]

if someone wants blood cant they just play the demo

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-sign-cant-stop-me-no-one-can-stop-me-gif-13921932

[median depot]

we was talking about british food we off topic as shit rn

[round shale]

shh

[jaunty forge]

mid

[soft osprey]

Yeah but it’s definitely different

[median depot]

dont be talking

[storm osprey]

im guessing that the last tier you see at the top in the playtest will have a name, something like Liege

[jaunty forge]

beans on toast looks doodoo ngl

[shy fog]

[jaunty forge]

fish and chips looks tasty tho

[median depot]

correct

[round shale]

i will return everybody

soon.............

[flat fern]

what kinda fish is it tho

[median depot]

i mean the chips are alr if done well fish never really tasted nice from the chippy

[bitter zinc]

well that looks significantly messier than the public demo

[median depot]

fish like tuna cooks

[jaunty forge]

what game is that

[shy fog]

You gotta grow up in England to like there food fr

[flat fern]

ragdoll4fun

free on itch

[jaunty forge]

is it good

[median depot]

i dont like shit here tho

[flat fern]

eh,good for a minute or two but get old fast like alot of the other Ragdoll gore ish games

[shy fog]

Chinese, Mexican,Indian

all 🔥

[flat fern]

wait til you try cajun food

[jaunty forge]

u got any games u can suggest?

[severe seal]

that punch was perfect

[median depot]

is that a curse

ancient god

[jaunty forge]

Indian food is goated

[median depot]

forgotten by the books

[jaunty forge]

i personally like food from north africa and the middle east

[soft osprey]

Hard disagree

[jaunty forge]

cuz im from north africa and the middle east

[idle crane]

Usually cod

[shy fog]

I’ve never tried Indian but it looks good 🥲

[jaunty forge]

u sure u just cant handle the spice

[median depot]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-risky-joke-joke-meme-risky-joke-funny-jokes-gif-24444121

[jaunty forge]

?

[sinful depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-c-walk-kendrick-c-walk-skip-gif-14132102419655206296

[jaunty forge]

wym

[median depot]

mods would tell me off methinks

[soft osprey]

I love spicy food-I just don’t like the taste of most Indian food-that I’ve HAD

[flat fern]

endorphine vice 5 on steam,hyperbox demo is free you gotta join their discord to download it or you can buy a version of it thats up to date its 5 dollars aswell the mods there can help you install it

[flat fern]

mantas warbox

[shy fog]

[jaunty forge]

butter chicken is pretty goated

[median depot]

they're watching me

[jaunty forge]

oh yeah i got it but its a lil dissapointing cuz im a lil too lazy to make units

[jaunty forge]

i seen my bro play hyperbox

[flat fern]

ye

[shy fog]

I’m in your walls

[soft osprey]

That’s the only acceptable dish I’ve had and I’m not a big fan. If I had to eat Indian I’d choose that but I’d much rather have anything else

[median depot]

you pay rent?

[jaunty forge]

biryani?

[median depot]

my walls are way too thin you gone freeze your ass off

[jaunty forge]

aight what countries food do u prefer

[soft osprey]

Scratch that I do love naan that shits great

[jaunty forge]

garlic naan is good

[median depot]

naan bread?

[jaunty forge]

butter chicken is good

[median depot]

GARLIC?

[jaunty forge]

uh

[wise halo]

Proper fish stands and restaurants use cod but you got them fellars that try to cheap out and sell fish like hake and whitefish.

[shy fog]

I got my 30 k puffer jacket on

[median depot]

bro's countering dracula

[shy fog]

With the Rollie

[median depot]

you wouldn't fit

my walls are tiny

[jaunty forge]

the little pyramid lookin thingy that burns ur tongue cuz its too spicy

[median depot]

shit's less structually sound than

uhh

joke here

[jaunty forge]

and biryani

moroccan food still better tho imo

[shy fog]

I know what you’re getting at…

[jaunty forge]

or like middle eastern food

bamya

🙏

[median depot]

i sure dont

[wise halo]

Stamppot

[shy fog]

[median depot]

but if you can think of a joke then share with the class

[wise halo]

Bitterballen

[shy fog]

Will this affect the talk tuah podcast

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-questioning-wondering-emoji-gif-8208624

[flat fern]

i mean there are alot of games out there like endo n sh,OH stanbox or standbox is a good one,ppg too darkwood is a good horror game

amnesia the bunker

endoparasitic 2 when it comes out

[jaunty forge]

ion like horror

im a scaredy cat

[flat fern]

alr

[jaunty forge]

:<

[wise halo]

Wtf

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sadok-ok-oh-hi-gif-13579329

[jaunty forge]

my steam library kinda ass

U got any good medieval games?

[wise halo]

Halfsword

[jaunty forge]

I got chiv 2, mordhau, bannerlord, and warband

[flat fern]

mordhau chiv

[shy fog]

Outlast is a such a nice peaceful game

[flat fern]

ah

[jaunty forge]

im still waitin

[flat fern]

idk any other medieval games

[jaunty forge]

for the access

[jaunty forge]

u ever try warband napoleonic?

[worn heron]

indeed, the team is hard at work!

[median depot]

i asked you a question in dms bro dont leave me on read

[flat fern]

i like pvp medieval

[strange roost]

sup guys, do we have multiplayer in game?

[wise halo]

You got chiv, mordhow, mount and blade.

[strange roost]

i just wanna know

[flat fern]

U FIGHT OTHER PLAYER

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/horrified-monkey-gif-22140683

[flat fern]

NOT NPCS

THE MODS ARE LYING

RUN

RUN WHILE YOU CAN

[worn heron]

[shy fog]

https://tenor.com/view/running-hiatus-gif-27536067

[strange roost]

u kidding?

or not

[worn heron]

yes he is kidding, it's npcs

[flat fern]

im being deadass

[strange roost]

oww 😦

[worn heron]

grunk you hurt him

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[strange roost]

my feelings

[worn heron]

[flat fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877320215220863017/1288254970818199572/togif.gif

[shy fog]

Grunk ain’t gonna run 🙏😭

[wise halo]

Ban grunk for misinformation please thank you

[worn heron]

you have this saved as a fucking gif??

[severe seal]

the mods are brainwashing everyone to automatically snitch

[worn heron]

[flat fern]

yiup

[shy fog]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-wwe-gif-8045055

[wise halo]

Ban grunk for misinformation please thank you

[worn heron]

I am becoming the community meme

[severe seal]

you are the meme

[strange roost]

and there's no way to kick my friend's ass?

[flat fern]

wa

[wise halo]

Do it

[worn heron]

not at the moment

[flat fern]

splitscreen mod for the demo i believe

[strange roost]

oww :((

[worn heron]

well, you can give this a shot

[strange roost]

he's like 1000 miles away from me

[severe seal]

use parsec

[worn heron]

it works over steam remote play, but you both need Xbox controllers

it's a little janky

[strange roost]

oww 😦

[brittle robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1287717417434218547/ezgif-7-4a36f9d12b.gif

[strange roost]

i play with mouse

i don't have controllers

im so sad now

[wise halo]

@worn heron I am seeing that you are denying my request

[strange roost]

i wanted to kick my friend's ass

[bitter zinc]

is there an easy way to get a weapon dislodged from somebody? pic unrelated

[worn heron]

Double click left nouse

🐁

that should help

[strange roost]

i see only one

[bitter zinc]

thx but how does that help me irl?

[wise halo]

For the people!

[strange roost]

🐁🐁

now click left

[worn heron]

oh

wait a minute

[severe seal]

franky for world president

[strange roost]

is it mordhau on ur pfp?

[bitter zinc]

i won't get in trouble for joking like that here will I?

[wise halo]

Yes

[strange roost]

oh cool

[worn heron]

not really nah, don't take it too far tho lol

[idle crane]

He didn't say humbly. When will halfsword players become literate smh

[worn heron]

there's been some folks that have taken stuff like that a bit toooo far, and the line between joking and seriousness was blurred too much

[severe seal]

THE SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[worn heron]

example: if someone asks you to stop, don't double down and say "you're using the game for practice"

[jaunty forge]

leave the weapon

[wise halo]

What do you mean with "become literate"?

[worn heron]

[severe seal]

im using the game for practice

💥

[worn heron]

well

now this is just funny isn't it

[idle crane]

Learn how to read

[worn heron]

[severe seal]

yes

🤣

[wise halo]

I google translated that and the translation didn't make any sense

[severe seal]

im reporting you bro 😭

[worn heron]

[idle crane]

Lol

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/im-just-asking-you-to-try-keanu-reeves-john-wick-john-wick-chapter3parabellum-try-it-gif-17469714

[severe seal]

you cant talk to john halfsword like that vro

[worn heron]

get PenguinFast'd

[wise halo]

So saying that to a non English native speaker is kinda fucking rude

[idle crane]

I was saying it to blueberry

[near harness]

where is the gore in beta?

[worn heron]

mantic is allowed to be rude to me don't worry

[wise halo]

But you said halfsword players

[severe seal]

blueberry speaks canadian not english!!!

[idle crane]

He said something you didn't in his voice message so I was making fun of him

[idle crane]

It's because they never read the faq.

[worn heron]

halfsword players are notoriously stupid you know this :c they can't read the "no blood" thing

[wise halo]

True

[severe seal]

NO BLOOD

[idle crane]

Or scroll up 2 messages to see the question they just asked has been answered

[worn heron]

so us

[bitter zinc]

I'm just waiting to get private demo access because I want to fight people in a place that isn't a dark featureless void, gore or no gore

[worn heron]

our community manager and devs are pretty busy with the games show, but you'll get access today for sure!

[wise halo]

Remove fog 😄

[worn heron]

Keep an eye out for the email of confirmation and it'll be automatically added to your steam library!

[severe seal]

to get unbanned make people write NO SHIT JOKES in their head in order to appeal their ban

[wise halo]

Hmm

[worn heron]

unban appeal should be to force people to make us laugh

[severe seal]

i demand you to laugh

[worn heron]

(they said Full Sword)

[severe seal]

or freaky sword

[flat fern]

(cough)

[worn heron]

hilarious!

[severe seal]

make automod delete full sword and freaky sword

[wise halo]

Unban appeals are funny most of the times.

[shy fog]

make automod delete my account

[wise halo]

"But I didn't say that"

[severe seal]

delete your account

[shy fog]

I dont feel like it

[severe seal]

fair

[wise halo]

Delete error

[shy fog]

gimme 4-5 business days to think about it

[worn heron]

[wise halo]

Oh that's sad weekend just started have a nice day

[restive glade]

you're lying... YOU HAVE TO BE

[frank scarab]

what if sir bobtheblob is already in the third dimension and we just don't know it yet

[tranquil ginkgo]

Took it like a champ

[idle crane]

Hello good malware. How you doing

[restive glade]

please release the soundtrack the very second the demo is out...

PLEASE

[tranquil ginkgo]

ello sire!

[tranquil ginkgo]

hahahah

[frank scarab]

i did not know that the devs play their own game

[tranquil ginkgo]

crazy

hahahh

[shy fog]

I wanna see good malware work with cardi b on halfsword

[severe seal]

extended version of el monte when

[idle crane]

Nah not even good malware could save cardi b

[tranquil ginkgo]

i will point higher artists 🙂

[severe seal]

extendedversionofelmontewhennnnnnnnn

[frank scarab]

we will need to wait,
in the meantime heres some of the soundtrack directly ripped from the playtest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NoyprwJcw&list=PLmLAKt4GMFm568H2WtzemPv5MginqNcVt&index=1

[tranquil ginkgo]

maybe when i work in another game a ft with mick gordon?

[shy fog]

Yes

[wise halo]

Nicky Minaj

[shy fog]

Ice spice

[wise halo]

Gordon Ramsay

[shy fog]

[wise halo]

Foodsword

[severe seal]

good malware copyright thisiiflkg (how does copyright work)

[restive glade]

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO

[wise halo]

Stamp your watermark on it

[worn heron]

hi sweet prince

[tranquil ginkgo]

ooo, yes; they told me someone was uploading the ost; i am not sure how to feel hahahh; i will ask when i upload the ost that those videos put it in private. I am not going to chase anyone that wants to hear my music; even with piracy 🙂

[tough yew]

hola

[severe seal]

upload the ost now

[charred thorn]

what does body density do

[worn heron]

Let

Him

Cook

[severe seal]

dismemberment

[worn heron]

It makes people easier to slice/stab through

Lower it for easier levels

[tough yew]

there’s a few songs that are missing atm, Goodmalware will have to bless our ears with them soon.

[charred thorn]

do i scroll it to the left or right to make it easier?

[worn heron]

Bone snapping is a similar thing but with bone breakage

[worn heron]

Right will make it harder

Left is easier

[charred thorn]

what about lock on strenght

[tranquil ginkgo]

i meann, there will always be missing songs, because i will keep making new ones 🙂

[graceful nebula]

guys when is the tsg event

[worn heron]

when you press F it activates lock on, it's only active when you press your mouse buttons

[idle crane]

Have you been asked why you hate blood yet? You got asked about berserk a few times

[worn heron]

no, i think people know why

[idle crane]

It's currently happening.it ends on 29th

[tough yew]

still really wanna hear the old version of belmonte as it goes so harrd [not to say v2 sucks bth, i honestly think they all should be used ingame.]

[charred thorn]

does it apply on the playtest and demo?

[worn heron]

Yup!

[jaunty forge]

how long did most ppl take to get access to the playtest

[graceful nebula]

hell yeah thats dope,hope the game will be supported by lots of people

[worn heron]

can take 10 mins to 12 hours.

[jaunty forge]

3/12 hrs

9 left to go

😭

[tough yew]

excited to see your new work sooon!!!

[worn heron]

Yeah, I usually tell people 3 hours on average. Right now our community manager will be sleeping since he's on the west coast, and our devs are busy in Japan with the games show, so you'll get accepted asap, don't worry man! 💙

[jaunty forge]

thanks homie <3

[idle crane]

And Pierrot is there. He also accepts requests

[jaunty forge]

gmt+3 pain

[charred thorn]

this is easy right?

[jaunty forge]

if its more than 5 hrs imma just log off probably

imma wait for like 2 more

since its like 7 pm

[ornate gulch]

when will they add blood back?

[tough yew]

They should give me the power to give people the play test trust me

[tough yew]

Soon.

[jaunty forge]

we dont know

but its gonna be sometime after the tokyo event

pretty sure its why they removed it

[worn heron]

In the meantime, we also have an interactive bot where you can fish, gamble, work, commit crime, farm, and even rob people. Check it out if ya want! #1280632003263201341

[jaunty forge]

but i think theyre working on another blood system right?

[tranquil ginkgo]

open dm Fencer 🙂

[worn heron]

Yessir

[jaunty forge]

i was practicing with the demo but i dont think any of that is gonna help me

but atleast ill get some concepts down

time to stalk the store page until this changes

muahah

[worn heron]

yeah the whole combat system has been overhauled completely, many more realistic stances and movements have been implemented, along with a stamina system

[worn heron]

You'll also get an email from the devs when you're accepted! It'll be automatically added to your steam library

[jaunty forge]

that sounds nice

kinda sucks that they have to manually accept everything though

sounds painful to do

[worn heron]

It's not too bad I've heard, I've been told they have to accept per country

[jaunty forge]

theres probably a lot of requests by now right?

[jaunty forge]

im in the middle east

💀

[worn heron]

Over half a million people have been accepted to the playtest

[idle crane]

I'm pretty sure they do it all together. I believe they just have the option to do it per country

[jaunty forge]

theres probably barely any people in this country that know about this game

[slow anchor]

I mean Doom the dark ages, does kinda have a medieval setting... though he's not working on that right?

[jaunty forge]

i hope the per country thing isnt alphabetical

[worn heron]

ahh, maybe. Just going off what mcwiener mentioned once to me

[jaunty forge]

cuz im kinda cooked

[slow anchor]

He left like half way through eternal I think

[tranquil ginkgo]

i think since eternal he isnt

[jaunty forge]

i'll just wait another 2 hrs and see what happens

[tranquil ginkgo]

yes

[worn heron]

Our community manager is good at accepting people quick when he's awake, no need to worry. If you don't get it today, it'll be in your steam library when you wake up ❤️

[idle crane]

I love the various names he recieves

[slow anchor]

and then someone else had to finish the music

[jaunty forge]

im probably not gonna be on tmrw so hopefully next week

[worn heron]

McChicken is a staple of our community

[jaunty forge]

we got weekends on thursday, friday, and saturday

instead of friday, saturday, and sunday

[idle crane]

Mcnugget

[worn heron]

ahh well in that case, I wish you the best my friend

[jaunty forge]

what time zone are most of em

[worn heron]

most of the devs are usually in the EU area, but they're all in Japan right now

[jaunty forge]

oh yeah game show

[idle crane]

Usually we have people everywhere who can accept but all EU are japan

[worn heron]

McWonder is on the west coast of the USA so he's sleepyboi

[idle crane]

Like blueberry said

[jaunty forge]

its 1 am rn

[idle crane]

He said the right thing

[jaunty forge]

in japan

[worn heron]

snoozin

[jaunty forge]

7 am on the west coast

[worn heron]

[jaunty forge]

yeah im not getting accepted today gang 🫡

unless any of them are in europe

[worn heron]

I wish I could myself my friend

[jaunty forge]

im cooked

[idle crane]

Blueb its weekend again. We can potentially play dad later

[jaunty forge]

time to get sent into the abyss

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[idle crane]

Imagine. we would have no one asking how long until they get accepted

[jaunty forge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[worn heron]

yeahh I've asked McWonder about it, but I guess there's a lot of things on the back end of steam needed to be able to do it

he needed a whole new steam account, etc

[jaunty forge]

i also tried requesting kinstrife

time to see which one accepts first

[worn heron]

I've heard some decent things

the race 🏎️

[idle crane]

it makes sense why we cant but oh boi the efficieny it would bring

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/balance-wheelie-viralhog-cadillac-lightning-mcqueen-drag-racing-gif-2399869799612297179

[jaunty forge]

it is what is

[idle crane]

halfsword is the blue car because its cooler and only uses halfwheels

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-think-be-clever-be-smart-gif-10617231

[soft osprey]

Cooler than lightning “kachow” McQueen?

Come on now

[worn heron]

he is pretty darn cool but I mean

Look at how slick that wheelie was

[jaunty forge]

oh btw guys

do u have any idea

[idle crane]

ofcourse. Its faster and its using halfwheels

[jaunty forge]

where i can find the screenshots

[worn heron]

MANTIC

[jaunty forge]

[worn heron]

FIND THE COPYPASTA

[nimble delta]

i have never had an idea

[jaunty forge]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

AH

what copypasta

here it comes

🙏

[frank scarab]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots and then same thing for demo

[idle crane]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots It will be like this except it will says Half sword demo instead of playtest

[jaunty forge]

loo

thank you

[worn heron]

not mantic

[idle crane]

melon beat me

I was righting longer tho

[worn heron]

I always forget how to find it because I just take my screenshots with Win, Shift, S

[worn heron]

effective

[idle crane]

oh shit temo changed his PFP

[worn heron]

[jaunty forge]

look at this idiot

bahahah

he ded

i took this seconds before i got impaled on a spear and died

[idle crane]

if you get any good photos make sure you post em in here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 only if they have no hud tho

[jaunty forge]

[worn heron]

I'm glad people use this emote

[jaunty forge]

y

did u choose it or something

or is it just nice

[worn heron]

it's such an obscure one that I found, and I just like it lol

I added a bunch of the stupid ones

[jaunty forge]

it fit the situation

nyeheh

[worn heron]

[jaunty forge]

i want the playtest so i can grab some plated knight booty

https://tenor.com/view/cake-meme-grab-the-cake-chocolate-cake-grab-gif-17142391

[worn heron]

🔜

[jaunty forge]

grappling funni

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iK3ZUxtAcX-t4AnLp/spok?invite=cr-MSxTNDAsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[idle crane]

These are my emojis

[jaunty forge]

oh nahh

bro just slapped him to death

with a sword

[worn heron]

professional and honourable grappling 💙🥰

[jaunty forge]

wait

all knights have the tiny little sword

u use to poke people to death

[worn heron]

dagger 🗡️

[jaunty forge]

when they get on the ground

right?

[worn heron]

Yee

[jaunty forge]

is it not a stiletto

[worn heron]

I'm not sure if there's a stiletto in the game, they just added a Rondel, though

[jaunty forge]

o

[worn heron]

I think there might be a stiletto?

[jaunty forge]

ye rondel is what ive seen i think

[idle crane]

no there isnt.

[jaunty forge]

to stab the exposed areas of armor

[idle crane]

We got parrying daggers. i forgot proper name. and rondels

[jaunty forge]

do u think they'll ever add ranged weapons

[worn heron]

No? I may be thinking of a general parrying dagger

[worn heron]

ah, yeah, beat me to it

[worn heron]

ranged weapons have been confirmed for the full game, what they will be... We do not know!

[jaunty forge]

nice

[worn heron]

might be bows, might even be something like an arquebus

https://tenor.com/view/musketeers-arquebus-30years-war-rotating-fire-alatriste-gif-24739604

[jaunty forge]

imma go play the demo and check back in like 1-2 hrs

i think imma have to probably wait the full 12

[idle crane]

They are. We dont know what tho

[jaunty forge]

🥲

[worn heron]

Search up "playtest" in your steam library when you search! That's how you'll know if it's there or not

[jaunty forge]

i been refreshing this

to check

[worn heron]

Either or I suppose

It tends to slip through the cracks sometimes

[jaunty forge]

i'll check all 3

every now and then

and just hope one of the devs gets online before 3 hrs

🙏

[jaunty forge]

should i reinstall kcd

[waxen slate]

omagad man

I cant find the exit for the Twins part in halfsword demo

i am blocked in a wooden cube

[idle crane]

you probably havent fully killed them

[waxen slate]

i litteraly split them apart from their body with the scythe

and they disapeared

[idle crane]

your game may have glitched.

[waxen slate]

this happened once before too

but i managed to find exit

its like a temporary glitch or something

[worn heron]

sending it to this chat too

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iKTykBefyRtI8KQBD/spok?invite=cr-MSx3S2ssMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[jaunty forge]

bruh i keep dying

to the spears

😭

[worn heron]

funny Willie moment #92

[jaunty forge]

whats the best way to fight a spear with a scythe

should i not m2

[worn heron]

Try approaching from an angle and slowly hit it aside (don't panic swing) before gutting him

[supple cedar]

[worn heron]

They're more deadly if you approach them from a 90⁰ angle, so a 45⁰ is recommended imo

They're good at the stabbies

[jaunty forge]

ok thx

[supple cedar]

examina?

[near elbow]

Big left toe

[worn heron]

no that's halfswords secret mode

[supple cedar]

[supple cedar]

how fo i bet mode?

[worn heron]

PayPal 500 peso

[supple cedar]

imgood

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

the void calls

how hard are you going with the filters bluhdd

[tough yew]

https://youtu.be/fTDgmrttiIg gave me the perfect excuse to post this

or do a little

shameful plug

[worn heron]

failed to load image

[tough yew]

pretty much all

this is how the game looks

[jaunty forge]

spear or scythe?

[worn heron]

oh yeah I forgor

[jaunty forge]

should i pick up a spear

or use a scythe

or dual wield

which one should i use

ignore the dead person

[tough yew]

mad

[worn heron]

Uhh am I too late to answer

[jaunty forge]

yes i died

to a spear

like exactly 1 minute ago

[jaunty forge]

4 hrs

8 left

🙏

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/borpa-borpa-pass-take-this-borpa-wiz-borpa-borpa-wiz-gif-15706176783777637818

[open kindle]

If you can swing both one handed and not get clapped I'd applause you

The spear is good to thrust and poke and arguably easier to smack people with the scythe

But if you learn how to use the scythe properly in-game then it's a very useful weapon to straight up turn your enemies into 2 pieces

[open kindle]

Only rly useful up until you get enemies with armour

[open kindle]

Hard

Graphics look mad in them

[open kindle]

What graphics and camera settings you using to get your pics like that?

[tough yew]

epic, and a reshade

[open kindle]

Ah fairs

[worn heron]

chill out Michael Jackson dayum

who invited the smooth criminal out here

[tough yew]

aye

[open kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-24752206

[jaunty forge]

i wanna play the playtesttt

grahh

[open kindle]

That's a fucking clean throw holy

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jai-haze-hammer-gif-11044698

this prompts me to get my Plançon chucking clip

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iK28kXy3p4zPVI8Xk/spok?invite=cr-MSwzN0EsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

we love throwing shit 🗣️🗣️

[open kindle]

😂

[tender quest]

lol that flourish

[idle crane]

@idle crane I ping myself so it's easier to find because phone bad video no play

[flat fern]

i have cool photos too..

[soft osprey]

That last one looked like everyone is T posing for a sec lol

[prime sky]

am i that bad or is this game just hard

i get pushed every damn time n i cant get up

[jaunty forge]

should i take this sword

instead of scythe

also added affects cuz why not

[flat fern]

drae played the game

and he actually played the other tiers

https://tenor.com/view/sadok-ok-oh-hi-gif-13579329

[flat fern]

...

[flat fern]

i wanna do thhis but ion wanna fuck up my game files

[tender quest]

ion?

[tough yew]

ion is like, I don't wanna

[smoky quail]

where's Willie's willy

[tough yew]

it doesn't really fuck up your game, only your save file that constantly gets overwritten

[tender quest]

didnt think contractions could get more contracted

[sinful raven]

metal enough?

[tough yew]

well, here we are

[flat fern]

direct me to the guide on doing that rq

[tough yew]

no guide to that yet

[flat fern]

ah

isnt there a guide to be a knight in lower tiers and such

[tough yew]

yea

but there's no guide to how to EDIT the save files directly

[flat fern]

ah

[flat fern]

alr can you send that my way

[nimble snow]

when will you be able to turn on gore?

[jaunty forge]

what weapon should i be looking to replace scythe with?

[flat fern]

i did it

but i do not have the weapons..

nvm

[chilly moth]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iLwBsfowEEn7cOEfr/d1337BRgpaOz?invite=cr-MSx2RXUsMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

[tame ginkgo]

when will half sword come out?

[weak roost]

Eventually

[agile birch]

poop and fart

[flat fern]

i did it!!

[vocal crescent]

is the dungeon style still available?

with the black void and all

[cursive haven]

yes, just look up the demo, not the playtest

[polar palm]

i'm trying to use free cam rn. but instead it does the little effect of the lock on?

[high elm]

praying for blood to be added soon

[cursive haven]

I didn't even know there was a freecam

[polar palm]

uh oh. that's bad. i uuh

i can't exit camera mode

[prime sky]

ion is like i dont

no wanna

just i dont

[cursive haven]

press escape

[tough yew]

[cursive haven]

unless you cant

[polar palm]

cursed~1

unlike most half-sword players i can in fact read

it no work

[cursive haven]

alt f4

[polar palm]

hmm i wana mess around with this a bit. because it appears i've frozen time

[cursive haven]

👍

[cursive haven]

thats new

[polar palm]

fnuuy

is this a known bug or should i report it?

[cursive haven]

you should report it

i havent seen any bugs like this on the bugs tab

I gotta go

[cursive haven]

good luck

[polar palm]

something about this feels so cursed lmao

uuh guys

it got WORSE