halfsword-chat-⚔

[somber elk]

or ill figure it out

[sturdy jolt]

I screenshotted it but it saved text, strange

[opal sundial]

Ah. How much VRAM do you have? And are you on DX12?

[sturdy jolt]

I am on DX11 with medium settings, it's quite ugly but it's all I can run it at now. I used to run at high. 14 I think

[sage nymph]

The blood and dismemberment mod is pretty easy to dl

[fast bramble]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/3/ Click on this link, click on files (screenshot attached of what the spot that says files looks like), manual download the top option, install, then from there you just click on the big "Install Half Sword Trainer Mod" button in the middle.

Windows defender doesn't recognize this file in its default whitelist, so it might ask if you're sure you want to run

[fast bramble]

Post it then

[somber elk]

okk

[opal sundial]

14 would most likely be your RAM. If you go into task manager, click on performance, and then GPU, check under dedicated RAM or something like that

[opal sundial]

huh

[sturdy jolt]

That's task manager

[opal sundial]

It should work

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah, Idk

[opal sundial]

Yeah I was typing that out and I’m on phone so I didn’t see the picture until I was done

[sturdy jolt]

I'll try reinstalling it

[fast bramble]

There's the possibility your GPU is failing, but if you reinstall it and it still crashes I recommend making a post in #1262488181035630634 with your specs so the devs can take a look at it

[sage nymph]

Update ur drivers

[fast bramble]

That too

[opal sundial]

Yeah prob

[sage nymph]

Ur last driver update is July

[sturdy jolt]

Is Geforce Experience fine or should I do it a different way?

[opal sundial]

That’s how you update it

[sturdy jolt]

Oh, alright

[fast bramble]

It's fine but personally I don't use it

[opal sundial]

Idk it’s a service made by NVIDIA for NVIDIA gpus

So it’s definitely reliable

[fast bramble]

To me it's just bloatware but it'll 100% install your drivers just fine

[sage nymph]

Also 2060 is quite old now

[somber elk]

thank u the mod workedd but is there a way to hide the hud oof the mod

[opal sundial]

2060 is fine. I just upgraded from one and it was still kicking in most modern titles

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah, unfortunately my wallet isn't exactly overflowing so it'll have to do

[fast bramble]

Press U

[somber elk]

thankss

[fast bramble]

Yeee

[sturdy jolt]

The 2060 does pretty decently for most things though

[fast bramble]

Try playing some other games and see if performance is any worse on those

[opal sundial]

I mean it helps optimize games. And tbh doesn’t take up that much space really

[sturdy jolt]

I can run other games without much issue

[fast bramble]

It just changes the settings to ones I don't want lol, it's not like it's a terrible program but I don't have any use for it, I just download the drivers direct from Nvidia's website and set things up in game how I want. It's handy for people that don't want to dick around though, and it's got that screen recording thing

[opal sundial]

Yeah the 2060’s a fine card. Definitely has a place in my heart

[sage nymph]

@opal sundial It's an almost 6 year old graphics card and it was mid tier when launched

It's like being in 2010 and saying ur 2004 card u bought for world of Warcraft is good enough

[opal sundial]

Doesn’t mean it’s bad. I literally was using it at a stable frame rate in high settings up until a couple months ago.

(When I switched)

[whole parrot]

I remember when i played the demo with my 775m gtx

[opal sundial]

Hell, some of my friends still use 1660ti’s and they do relatively fine

Or even 1050’s

[fast bramble]

I had a 970 that could play a few modern titles (though it was starting to shit the bed with a lot of them)

[sturdy jolt]

Yeah it works good now

Reinstalling worked

[fast bramble]

Oh nice

If you run into the problem again, make that post in #1262488181035630634

[opal sundial]

At that point you would prob start running into compatibility issues more than simply being able to run the game

[sturdy jolt]

I will

[sage nymph]

Aight I'm gonna try and play on a Nvidia GTS 250

I hope I get more than 1 fps

[whole parrot]

Alas you play older titles, like i did when i had my shitbox 775

[opal sundial]

Someone got it working on a GTS 400 or something around there

at a stable frame rate (at low settings)

[fast bramble]

Yeah the lack of raytracing was starting to limit me from a few things, and a lot of games wouldn't go past 30 fps on low/1080p lol

[opal sundial]

Damn

[fast bramble]

Thankfully I've got a 4080 Super now so it just eats all the games for breakfast

[opal sundial]

• no money

[sage nymph]

This subs average age gotta be like 30 years old to be having these many old ass graphics cards

[fast bramble]

I wish the average age was closer to 30

[opal sundial]

More like this subs average money is 0 probably

[fast bramble]

Yeah it's a free playtest, lots of people get sad when told the full game will likely need to be paid for

[sage nymph]

People be buying their graphics cards at boomer garage sales

[fast bramble]

I had an i7 2600 for the longest time and I bought that one off a friend who scavenged it out of the dump

[whole parrot]

I kinda regret getting a gaming laptop, because of how low powered my gpu is

Might start saving for a proper pc

[sage nymph]

I used a computer monitor from 1999 untill 2019

[fast bramble]

I had one from 2006 until this past winter

[sage nymph]

It didn't even use usb

[fast bramble]

RIP SyncMaster 275t, you were likely my last experience with the superior 16:10 aspect ratio

[opal sundial]

Intel quad core dark ages

[fast bramble]

Yep lol

4k 144Hz makes up a bit for no 16:10 though

[sage nymph]

I can't go back to 144 after experiencing 165

That extra 21hz I can see with my eyes...

[fast bramble]

Nvidia keeps telling me the future is 240Hz

[gilded frigate]

Finally some good fucking food

Cannot wait

[tribal stream]

\

[sage nymph]

@fast bramble the future is 500hz

[fast bramble]

Truly

[opal sundial]

reject 4080 super, return to 970

[fast bramble]

My dad gave me the 4080 Super for my birthday, I gave him my old computer with the 970 in return so I can game with my brother when I go visit

[opal sundial]

reject your own house, return to father

[fast bramble]

oh no

[opal sundial]

also giving your brother the short end of the stick

[fast bramble]

I think he's got like a 20-something series card

[opal sundial]

reject money, buy 4090

reject 4080S, give to brother

[fast bramble]

Then I would actually have no money

[opal sundial]

[opal sundial]

reject taxes, return to tax evasion

[fast bramble]

Tax evasion's how they get you

[opal sundial]

the IRS ain’t taking me alive

[fast bramble]

Easier to take your assets that way

[opal sundial]

holy shit my digital footprint is gonna look bad in ten years

[fast bramble]

We're all gonna be on so many lists they won't even know what to do with it all

[sage nymph]

They record you playing half sword looking like a maniac

[fast bramble]

Streamers are one step ahead of them, recording it themselves

[agile lava]

Where blood

[gray crag]

https://amzn.eu/d/gZsTXEA

4k 480 hertz oled baby

[fast bramble]

Hot damn

[gray crag]

It can't get better than that but this thing is more expensive than a 4080 lol

[fast bramble]

Even on a 4080 Super the only way I'd be getting 4k 480fps at max settings is in older games

Or less graphically intensive ones, at least

[gray crag]

Yeah absolutely

480 hz is actually evil

It will probably be so unholy smooth that it feels uncanny valley

[fast bramble]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see it in action though

[gray crag]

It's 14% off, time to get the credit card

Don't forget it's OLED too

[gray crag]

True you aren't in EU then

[fast bramble]

Yeah lol

It's not even available on Canadian Amazon

[gray crag]

That sucks

Try search for other ones

Id be interested to see whats available around the globe

[fast bramble]

It's actually 4k 240Hz, 1080p 480Hz

[gray crag]

Oh damn

Still absolutely top tier

[fast bramble]

Yeah definitely

https://www.amazon.ca/MSI-Compatible-Refresh-Optix-MAG281URF/dp/B09PF8WR5S

This is the one I've got

[gray crag]

Sick

I only got 1080p smh

[fast bramble]

Before this I had 1200p

Though I don't think that's an actual term

(1920x1200)

[gray crag]

Well it is a term

[fast bramble]

Oh yeah looks like it is upon googling

I forgot p stood for progressive

[gray crag]

💪

[agile lava]

Where's blood

[low palm]

blood and gore got removed for the tokyo game show event

[agile lava]

It didn't say that

[restive garnet]

Even Chatgpt knows

[low palm]

have you enter the test beta?

is like the first thing that appears

you have to click there, you click "i understand" without reading 2 lines of text?

[agile lava]

It doesn't say anything about some Tokyo show lmao

[agile lava]

I don't have chat gpt 4

[low palm]

its in #announcements

[agile lava]

Oh ok, you think they'll have blood after

[low palm]

it says here that

[brisk osprey]

red hat gang claims another helpless green hatter

[supple cedar]

chat gpt knows about it more than most of the people here xd

[restive garnet]

Scaryy

[cinder stone]

The devs turned born-again christians so they toned down the violence

blood is sacrilegous

[agile lava]

Do you think they'll maybe turn the other cheek for 20$?

[agile lava]

Where

[whole ravine]

am i the only one whose games crash when i try go to menu after fight

[weak crescent]

You on dx12?

If so it's the dx12 (for me at least) IL alt+f4 when I die to avoid the crash

[jolly gorge]

what is half sword website

also how can join playtest at that site

I read the tutorial but still cant find join button

[whole ravine]

alt f4?

then you just close the game

[low palm]

i think its talking about the steam page join button

its in spanish, but there where is grey there should be a button to join the playtest

[weak crescent]

Yeah like if you die it's a faster way to avoid crash

[gentle ice]

“showcased at onsite events”

[agile lava]

So they are gonna show every one at the show the same version they gave us access to?

[gentle ice]

yeh

and when its over we get blood

[agile lava]

Are they gonna put out an update?

[gentle ice]

i guess so

when its over blood update

thats what im thinking it is

[agile lava]

Lmao bro I applaud your patience I'm just rage bating a bit I apologize

[gentle ice]

[agile lava]

[gentle ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867191995135295508/1174858376723832882/ezgif-1-6e13eb013f.gif

[gentle ice]

ah hell nah

https://tenor.com/view/viva-colombia-gif-6420082281783244974

[idle crane]

I've never seen someone apologising for that. Good on you I guess

[minor gyro]

How do you guys deal with the spearmen after the first boss with the demo? They seem ultra hard to counter no matter what I take (except for another spear)

[neon mantle]

Hit away w sword/axe then direct weapon into brain

Ezmode

[keen pumice]

yo does anyone know when were gonna get kicking

[neon mantle]

In update

[keen pumice]

is it gonna be added to the playtest or after

[keen pumice]

ye but when the nest update after the game show or beffore

[neon mantle]

Next update is after the game show there isnt one before

[keen pumice]

zamn

[slate granite]

argh im always to slow to screen shot it when the lower body still stands

[clear pine]

very funy bug i found playtesting

idk if there is a bug chat so im posting it here

[slate granite]

my box is haunted

its um following me

noo

[jolly gorge]

how long does it usually take to get accepted into the playtest

[fast bramble]

Within a day

[jolly gorge]

awesome

really eager to start posting some highlights

i wanted to play this because of the fistfights on yt and ig

made it look real fun

[restive garnet]

"Saunce"

you didnt let him finish yapping

[fast bramble]

He started yapping when the buckler was already on a collision course for his cheek

[keen vault]

I love bashing peasant with a Big sheild

[pallid oak]

how to apply to playtest?

[keen vault]

The Steam page of the game in your library

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1283356760475828245/1283356326855970890remix-1726046491887.png?ex=66e2b29f&is=66e1611f&hm=75da8c9d5e7b89a107efd37c411903017eb378177031b29d7e61e60ebe7d17b1&

[pallid oak]

thanks

[ashen badger]

how do i get this mode?? it seems like i only have the one in the dark

[small parcel]

READ THE #faq

[ashen badger]

doesnt say anything about it 🙂 thanks tho

[small parcel]

yes it does

read

people need to read

[ashen badger]

wow imagine you couldve JUST SAID THAT idk what the playtest is compared to the demo

[small parcel]

if i tell you to read the faq do it

the demo is not a playtest thats why its called demo

dont get mad at me because you cant understand

[near lichen]

why dont people just press the request access button anyway lol

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

morse code?

thanks for calling me the n word

[keen vault]

Look 2 msg above

[small parcel]

true

[soft osprey]

The #faq doesn’t appear for most people until it’s linked by someone else, or they press the channels and roles and search for it, which realistically, why would they do that? I know I wouldn’t.
I know it gets annoying after seeing the same questions over and over guys but damn y’all don’t have to be dicks every other time someone asks lol

[small parcel]

thats why i tagged it

[soft osprey]

You started it yelling at him to read the #faq which he couldn’t have done at that point

[small parcel]

so he could read it but he said it wasnt there

i accidently had my caps lock on

[small parcel]

it happens alot to me because i cant see if its on or not

[devout hinge]

I shall call you both idiots

[soft osprey]

Demi I will stone you

[devout hinge]

You're throwing your own stone brethren at me

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/lebronjames-lebron-james-rapping-gif-20513007

[soft osprey]

Yes as top easter head I get the right to abuse and use my rock brethren

Life, baby

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-thinking-gif-7768499

[devout fulcrum]

kratos build op

[idle crane]

discord keeps fucking the FAQ up

i forgot to silence that my bad

[rancid goblet]

gg

hes still standing

[neon vessel]

Guys when is the next update?

[keen vault]

After tgs

[proper tangle]

beautiful hug

[fierce wedge]

i love the janky ragdoll physics of the halfsword demo

[devout hinge]

i hate the janky ragdoll physics of the halfsword demo

[proper tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678454559135367177/1130682276863279164/09q3if6fdrja1.gif?width=317&height=307

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[proper tangle]

that is a good one

and I stole

[sturdy crystal]

overhead attacks are by far the most annoying thing to try doing, so inconsistent to get a decent angle

[devout hinge]

Instead of overhead I like doing diagonal attacks

Overhead is just bad to do in any situation

[rancid goblet]

yup but it's just for the photo

[sturdy crystal]

my opponent is just on the ground and i have a hoe

[devout hinge]

Except when willie is on the ground

[lament wraith]

hoe is such a goated weapon

[sturdy crystal]

i prefer the pitchfork

[devout hinge]

I prefer the sword

[lament wraith]

pitchfork while half swording is pretty fun yeah

a lot of the time its a oneshot though

[sturdy crystal]

i just poke and if it sticks i drop weapon and run around until they bleed out lmao

[sturdy crystal]

betrayed

[tulip lotus]

how to get the demo

[fierce wedge]

gahhh i love halfswords physics i just proceeded to get stabbed in the foot by a pitchfork cause i lobbed a guys arm off causing him to drop it

[tulip lotus]

i have the game in steam but i see that everyone has a different version

[keen vault]

Scroll down on the Steam page where you hit play

[tulip lotus]

okay do they give permission to play normally or not

[keen vault]

Play normally ?
You hit the button and wait for the approval. Should take less than a day

[tough yew]

they do yea, they accept everyone normally

[tulip lotus]

ok thanks

its kinda frustrating to play the demo if you have played it you know

[wheat wedge]

Guys how i can fight in arena?

[devout hinge]

request the playtest from the steam page

[wheat wedge]

where i can send the request for playtest?

its in there or something

oh nvm

i got it

are there any conditions?

[devout hinge]

just having some patience to get accepted

[wheat wedge]

how much?

[ashen badger]

https://tenor.com/5LZw.gif

[wheat wedge]

like one week

[devout hinge]

everyone gets accepted they just need to wait a bit cuz the devs are manually approving

[wheat wedge]

okay

[devout hinge]

nah more like 5min-24h

[wheat wedge]

really?

[devout hinge]

yuh

[wheat wedge]

i thought that i will wait like 5 days

W devs

[devout hinge]

fr

[ashen badger]

cain and able ahhh picture

[wheat wedge]

now im checking my email every 5 minutes

[sharp tide]

how do i not get obliterated by spears in the demo 😭

[devout hinge]

shield

[sharp tide]

my best score is like 3k or something, but most of the time i die shortly before the 2nd miniboss or right after

[sharp tide]

you mean the small buckler? At that stage there's no real shields yet, I assume I can get one later

[devout hinge]

you can use a barrel top/cap thingy as a shield

i think those are a bit bigger than a buckler

[sharp tide]

yeah, a bit

that's true

[torn warren]

fr

like where the fuck is it located??

when i press faq using #faq it appears but when i go to other channel it dissappears

[stray garnet]

They should just have screenshots pinned in a few channels

[restive garnet]

you have a super long phone

do you use it as a baseball bat?

[stray garnet]

Galaxy s2000 inches

[restive garnet]

[ripe meteor]

Thinking about how hair will interact with gore rn that shits gonna be NASTY

[jolly gorge]

e

[shadow coyote]

guys i wanna find old version of halfsword

[past cedar]

how can i tell if my play test request was accepted without continously joining the demo version to find out?

[torn warren]

itch.io or even older?

[shadow coyote]

even older🙂

[torn warren]

this??

@shadow coyote

[shadow coyote]

yes

[torn warren]

i forgor where is download link

most likely its gone

[shadow coyote]

😩

ok

[abstract hemlock]

give out some playtests 😦

[torn warren]

just wait

[sour path]

i requested one last night and got an email back only an hour later saying i got access

my friend did as well

[dense island]

well I got a problem on the playtest now

whenever I die and press "to menu" I get a low level fatal error, and the game shuts down

[shy pulsar]

Buffoon

Cucold

[shy pulsar]

Use DX11 not DX12

[dense island]

alrighty

oh wait

I, have dx11 typed in,

is it because I am using lowercase? lol

[unique linden]

My attempt at an arm lock

first*

[dense island]

nope still crashes

[shy pulsar]

uh idk either uninstall or tell tell support

[dense island]

mk

[unique linden]

Domain expansion: intense fart

[dense island]

here's the error that pops up

couldn't see what the issue is

[devout hinge]

what are your pc specs

and are you sure youre using dx11

[dense island]

yes

hell I have it typed into the launch options,

and what specs dya need

[devout hinge]

there arent any specific specs but like a 1060 should run the game on medium fine

[dense island]

let me check rq,

I have a 3050

is the fact it's a laptop an issue

[devout hinge]

i dont think you having a laptop is an issue

idk try using lower graphics settings

[dense island]

oki dokie

still crashes,

oh well

[muted granite]

willie doesnt have hair right

or could it be in his special place..

[ripe meteor]

maybe not willie but with custom characters theyll surely have hair

[muted granite]

ye, that'd be gross! : (

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-hop-on-half-sword-gif-50236232468556343

never realised how fun hitting people with shields are

i hit one in the head and he just got knocked out

[devout hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280465690335121429/1280480667192524920/Desktop_2024.08.11_-_16.47.50.05.mp4?ex=66e2c80d&is=66e1768d&hm=37f33ee0ca04c1a2138938bd84f6b7c730a1a8a43de244394b988cbe426bd1fe&

[muted granite]

grah idk why the game is so laggy for me now, whar

is there a way to reset game settings for HS

[supple cedar]

is it laggy to the point where you think you have 2 fps

[muted granite]

nah

its like

70 and then it goes to 30

[dense island]

I'm waiting for a medieval game that has old guns

and not like a cannon or an arquebus

I mean like, the first gun, like the Chinese fire lance

[jolly gorge]

Facts man. I love controlling their weapon to the side with my weapon, and than smacking them down to the ground with the meanest left hook with a shield lol

[supple cedar]

idk then

[muted granite]

idk mane

the latest upd rlly fucked me up 😔

[sullen quarry]

yoooo chat

[slate granite]

hehe he is still alive

[signal wedge]

Hi RealClouds

I hope you're doing well

[brittle cloak]

ez grappling

[sullen quarry]

sup dude

[signal wedge]

At work rn wishing I wasn't

[brittle cloak]

Lifting his ass up

Yall the game is called half grappling for a reason

[vernal patrol]

should make the death screen come up maybe 5 seconds after death or so. just so i can see myself get wrecked lol

[brittle cloak]

is grappling goated

[vernal patrol]

it feels really satisfying fr

[brittle cloak]

tbh yeah I suplexed someone

[vernal patrol]

has anyone ever had an opponent glitch and fly off like hes on a broomstick?

[brittle cloak]

Can he do anything here?

[brittle cloak]

yea

[vernal patrol]

i died laughing

[brittle cloak]

Bro im lifting him up easily

@vernal patrol LMAO

[vernal patrol]

damnnn KO

[neat compass]

how to play with friends

[brittle cloak]

they aint releasing multi

atleast in playtesting

[neat compass]

in playtesting is bots

[brittle cloak]

yea

all of them have bots

[wooden rover]

Update when

[neat compass]

mhm

when

[brittle cloak]

wdym

[brittle cloak]

they updating when they release the full game fr

[neat compass]

update

[wooden rover]

When

[brittle cloak]

2025 or 2026

[wooden rover]

Actually?

[brittle cloak]

anyways look at me dragging his ass

[brittle cloak]

not guaranteed

not an expert so dont listen to me

its just an estimation

[wooden rover]

Okay so like 2026

[brittle cloak]

@vernal patrol hes still trying to fight

[brittle cloak]

ye 2 years prob but I think we might get new weapons in the near future I hope,

[wooden rover]

Okay ty

I will probably take a break from the game then so I can wait for the update

[brittle cloak]

uhhh

[sullen quarry]

damnnn atleast yoiu gettin paid tho gang gotta look on the fli pside

[brittle cloak]

gg he lost

[signal wedge]

Money is always earnable, but my time is never coming back

[sullen quarry]

time IS money

every minute you lose is money that couldve been generated

imo

[vernal patrol]

the update is coming after the tokyo game showcase i believe

[brittle cloak]

Why dont you play the playtest version

[vernal patrol]

sept 29th

i think

[sullen quarry]

some ppl like gore

[brittle cloak]

thats weird

[slate granite]

MYYYYY ARM

[jolly gorge]

First world problems.

[vernal patrol]

update will have gore its confirmed

[slate granite]

blood

[sullen quarry]

thats a big part of the game..

[slate granite]

MY ARM IS GONE

NVM

its right here

[brittle cloak]

how the game is more based on physics also that version is outdated and its alot more over exaggerated

[sullen quarry]

if you think its weird you should of heard someone in vc about it bro

[shy pulsar]

ngl playing the demo is more satisfying cause of the blood kills

just the fist fights in the demo suck

[sullen quarry]

i said its a big part not 90% of it

[brittle cloak]

I mean yeah but you wont be bleeding that much constantly

[sullen quarry]

depends

slice a artery yeah its gonna go everywhere but i get you

[brittle cloak]

no wtf if you lose an arm the blood comes out at the same time while your heart beats its not like a movie

if your heart beat is 120 bpm its coming out that fast

[sullen quarry]

never lost a arm lmao

[shy pulsar]

they should make it so you can grab someone cock with fists and grab it out

[slate granite]

hehe

[sullen quarry]

.

[brittle cloak]

Did that done that

[shy pulsar]

lol

[brittle cloak]

tbh I like that I play it like its ufc

cuz its much more fun also you should not be cutting thru ppl like butter

[slate granite]

how did i survive this

part of my shoulder missing i got stabbed in the face 2 times AND I AM GETTING JUMPED

https://tenor.com/view/all-might-one-for-all-all-for-one-deku-my-hero-academia-gif-26423801

[vernal patrol]

these guys fighting for 1 weapon while i watch in anticipation to kill

[slate granite]

GRAAAAA ( 1 sneaked up behind me )

any way to make a full body view ?

[signal wedge]

What an ignorant take. Because it's a first world problem doesn't make it any less real, sure people are struggling much more throughout a lot of the world and I feel for them but I'm not, I don't understand your holier than thou virtue signaling acting like you're the holy messiah of self awareness.

[slate granite]

...

i got killed BY THE DARN BOX WITH LOOT IN IT

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1283467868444426291/VersionTest54_2024-09-11_17-41-24_-_Trim.mp4?ex=66e31a19&is=66e1c899&hm=e553128ce2f3b260341afec27f140271553839ceec176778ce28441ae7dbe880&

[devout hinge]

did you hit him with a fucking elbow at 0:03

[tender quest]

yeah lmao

[honest isle]

they should make it so you can grab someone cock with fists and grab it out
Drachenklein666 — Today at 17:41

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/10velyhive-ten-wayv-medal-gif-20501967

[little violet]

yooo, how do you enter that sandbox like thinng? I only know how to play the game where I am in an endless dark room

[devout hinge]

request the playtest from the steam page

[little violet]

drat. how long does it take for me to be accepted?

[devout hinge]

a few minutes or 24 hours

devs manually accept the requests in batches several times a day and they do it less in the weekend

[little violet]

ah. thank you my hero!

[long jewel]

devs will respond quick,,they are really good guys

[devout hinge]

fr

[keen gyro]

when will blood come back

[bronze musk]

why does my guy punch like a FUCKING IDIOT

[glass sage]

Thy sillyeth WILLIETH

And do not call Willie a idiot it hurts his feelings :((

[sacred compass]

I just realised

You can't steal enemy's sheathed weapons in playtest

in demo you can

[tulip lotus]

is there or going to be multiplayer

[sacred compass]

#faq

[hard badger]

Doesnt look like half the server cares about the rule ngl

[bronze musk]

It making me mad im fighting mf Mike Tyson and my guy fighting like hes missing all his chromosons

[sacred compass]

you just have to punch good

[brittle cloak]

cinematic fr

[devout hinge]

real ones use swords

[brittle cloak]

real ones use grappling to fight

[timid ravine]

guys

[sacred compass]

real ones throw axes

[timid ravine]

i think i finished the game

[brittle cloak]

Real ones use tornado moves on knights

[bronze musk]

real one dont need swords

[somber copper]

ok, this game is amazing. how can i get more involved in helpin development ?

[ripe meteor]

just share tha game around and itll do wonder

[brittle cloak]

you should report bugs or share th egame

[jolly gorge]

What the acc fuck are u talkin bout bro😂😂😂😂 holier than thou? Messiah of self awareness?😂😂😂😂😂

I was trying to make you laugh. But if you wanna be like that, stop bitchin cus u got work bro. You live in a first world country, many people would die to be in your shoes, JUST to work. It’s work 😂😂.

[signal wedge]

Everything's a joke when you're a fucking clown isn't it lil bro

[jolly gorge]

And everything is an insult when you’re soft too bro. 😂😂 @signal wedge

If ur this soft on the internet, I can only imagine how you are irl. Good luck bro fr

[devout hinge]

coolest greatsword possible

[signal wedge]

You relate me arguing with you as soft? Are you dumb?

[signal wedge]

People like you preach that shit but you're always the softest ones

[jolly gorge]

No, I relate to your misinterpretation as being soft. LOL @signal wedge

[devout hinge]

mine is cooler because its in the hand of a cool guy(me)

[ripe meteor]

big ass saword why so big??

[tender quest]

fair

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-elf-big-one-gif-27174870

[jolly gorge]

Bud I was tryna make u laugh😭😭😭 @signal wedge

[ripe meteor]

haha thats what she said

[signal wedge]

Brother you told the most dry, humorless, emotionless joke ever

[jolly gorge]

And u got butthurt cus u a bitch it’s ok

@signal wedge

[somber copper]

chill

[tender quest]

What im gonna do to you guys >:) @jolly gorge @signal wedge

[jolly gorge]

Will do thx bro fr

[somber copper]

both being lame

[abstract geyser]

anyone got some cool clips of them with a decent exchange, e.g. parries, blocks, deflections, counters all in one fight?

[devout hinge]

thats not cool kid

[abstract geyser]

I like watching them, you insufferable gronk.

[ripe meteor]

brah came in n starting shit 4 no reason

[abstract geyser]

Yikes. This is one of those "i'm so cool kids"

[devout hinge]

what is up with you and porn cuh

[somber copper]

does anyone here know how to edit clips into a video i got a bunch of good ones

[echo pawn]

most intelligent halfsword discussion

[ripe meteor]

i like ur pfp

[echo pawn]

thank you

[abstract geyser]

You think you're cool. If you couldn't comprehend that, well.. I guess that makes sense tbh.

[tough yew]

Sorry about him

he’s removed

[devout hinge]

this mace seems extra small

[echo pawn]

smace

[tough yew]

lol

the war staff is more op than the mace believe it or not

[abstract geyser]

Meh, it's sad for them really. There's such a cool community here and they ruin it for themselves.

[ripe meteor]

odd guy

[echo pawn]

war staff?

[tough yew]

yea he was ruining the vibe

[echo pawn]

the goedendag?

[abstract geyser]

He was trying to be his own vibe... but a-hole isn't a vibe... it's more of a smell.

[ripe meteor]

i saw him do the "u like prn" thing in general and when i said what he was "mb i was trying to doa joke"

[tough yew]

Thingmabob

[devout hinge]

goedendag

[jolly gorge]

Ya bruh @ed me and started sayin “porn ruined u”

Ngl bro was kinda funny

[jolly gorge]

AI with the pole arm coulda went for an overhead but didn’t wtf

[abstract geyser]

Since playing with enemy dmg taken down and player dmg taken up, it's getting really hard to get fights this clean.

[devout hinge]

why would you do something like that

[abstract geyser]

haha, cuz they touch me and i die, and i gotta hit them so many times....

[abstract geyser]

the enemies can take 3 or 4 full contact swings to the head with an axe lmao

[magic minnow]

anyone else noticed that sometime enemies bug and drop the two handed weapons for no reason at the start

[serene smelt]

The damagers on the candleholders are so messed up 😭

You just touch it and you instantly break a bone

[magic minnow]

i got bonked and got sent in africa

[devout hinge]

if they do that then i also do it

gotta have a honorable fight

[magic minnow]

i just become a gremlin and bonk their legs

[abstract geyser]

this setting is probably the most fun, going too much more than this you start getting hurt way too easy

[tender quest]

at 8 seconds i swung backwards and hit his hand so he couldnt grip properly

[signal wedge]

Tf did I miss

[abstract geyser]

played max for a while but you'll get barely touched on the hand and your weapon goes flying lol

[signal wedge]

What did bro say to get removed

[tender quest]

n word

[signal wedge]

Oof

[tender quest]

it got caught by automod but he tried to circumvent it then got das boot

[signal wedge]

L

He's in ban hell now

[jolly gorge]

Not judging whoever’s decision it was, but what if he was black and it was a regular word in his vocabulary?

[tender quest]

doesnt make a difference, we dont condone it here

[jolly gorge]

I understand where you are coming from, but people raised in environments, communities, households (which there are 100% communities in real life that regularly use this word as a natural word of their vocabulary, esp black/people of color communities) it comes across as rather prejudice. As if you are denying them their speech. I say it in real life because the community and environments and I grew up in warranted it into my natural vocabulary. I go play games like squad or whatever it may be, I’d be enjoying it, and say it in a non-offending, but natural way, and would get kicked. And these communities are or discords are individuals who simply aren’t raised in that environment and misinterpret the word being used with a racial motive. @tender quest

[grand hornet]

I aint readin allat🔥🔥🙏🙏

[jolly gorge]

It’s ok

[tender quest]

they are welcome to use that word all they like, as long as it isnt here in this discord where there is a zero tolerance for slurs regardless of intent

and im not denying them anything, i dont make the rules here

[abstract geyser]

That's one side of it. The other side of it is that it prevents it being used inappropriately. If you wanted people to be allowed to use it online because of their race and/or upbringing, then you're going to have to start going down a racial profiling rabbit hole.

[jolly gorge]

I’m not saying you are, and I feel you. But again, natural words come naturally. Same with your actions. I could have said it now, naturally with no ill-will or without being aware that it was something against the rules of this discord, and be banned for it. Then while the admins and participants of the discord see it just, the person on the other end sees it unjustly because it’s just natural to them.

[jolly gorge]

Good and fair point.

[twilit granite]

I love stupid arguments in the half sword chat

[jolly gorge]

This isn’t an argument numb nuts lol

[abstract geyser]

I get it. I do. Online platform are just a difficult medium for it because communication isn't person to person... it's person - to platform/server - to person

[twilit granite]

Whatever the hell you want to call it

Take your shit elsewhere

[tender quest]

anyway move it to general chat, not here

[supple cedar]

guys how is willie doing?

[abstract geyser]

we need a higher ratio of halfsword related messages to random message guys, cmon now

Dual greatsword is my new favorite tho
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iEn77iec08z-kfCwh/d1337UBV6l2c?invite=cr-MSxHOHgsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-weak-sauce-im-ded-dead-i'm-dead-gif-16320784287171202521

[tepid slate]

Blood is fucking yapping. Go ahead and just say it so they can ban you and get it over with

[jolly gorge]

Discord warriors

[graceful cosmos]

spear fun to play

[tepid slate]

Bro typed out a novel to justify saying the n word and is calling me a discord warrior

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[supple cedar]

hello shitzton

[covert edge]

Ban yourself

[supple cedar]

?

[twilit granite]

I am going to type about slurs and racial prejudice in the game about sword fighting

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041606091605299261/1071144166547005440/thecoconut.gif

[covert edge]

I am literally the #1 Half Sword fan, do NOT talk back

[supple cedar]

ok

[bronze musk]

you know what would be cool a fucking stick a 2 handed stick

[supple cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-11477089642801859131

[graceful cosmos]

wut spelling mistake ;)

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[bronze musk]

its a good idea

[jolly gorge]

😂😂😂😂 u like 15 so it’s ok lil bro

[supple cedar]

bro i dont get it

[old hound]

https://tenor.com/view/this-post-was-fact-checked-gif-13039434031513975568

[covert edge]

Ban yourself

[bronze musk]

a stick whats not to get

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-mem-death-dies-gif-8933169301150475516

[graceful cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/lou-biglou-louvswallstreet-wallstreet-wall-gif-22935712

[supple cedar]

you mean quarterstaff?

[tough yew]

Said the hard R.

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/573910521963610112/1202522935248818276/E09C45F1-D8BB-4B1A-817E-F68EDC54B99E.gif

Monke

[devout hinge]

Check #1278076642631352330

Lil blue balls

[bronze musk]

sum like that but more like a monk stick ik its not that type of game but

[tough yew]

He has been warned.

[frosty gorge]

How do i acc play?

People are talking about playtesting or something?

[devout hinge]

Then atleast delete the messages

[tough yew]

Request it on steam and wait for a little

[bronze musk]

you have to apply

[frosty gorge]

oh okay

Do i need to do anything else

Or?

[bronze musk]

nah

[supple cedar]

not the hard r...

[supple cedar]

prob will be achieveable with mods

[bronze musk]

true

[old hound]

You mean like wukong?

[frosty gorge]

How do i move the arms easier lol there so kak handed

[gilded frigate]

Ragamuffin

[abstract geyser]

Anyone else play around this ratio of Player/Enemy dmg?
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iEXKpN6hPejA-FHjJ/d133720bSMKX?invite=cr-MSxoZjEsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

oh, and i landed such a good trip in this fight ^

my new favorite technique

[trail pivot]

got folded

[graceful cosmos]

dem the npc willie snapped my neck in game

[abstract geyser]

is this a bug or just injury taking a late affect...?
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iEXRrMXyWgKSds6jC/d1337A68OmH7?invite=cr-MSxWd08sMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[trail pivot]

injury

[novel wagon]

roblox gambling vaow

[abstract geyser]

poor guy XD

[fleet stump]

evening

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967776779576172624/1251264759974858852/attachment-2.gif

[trail pivot]

he accepted his fate

[slate granite]

died like some kind of main character

[novel aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[hexed jungle]

how do you play this with armor and stuff? i only have acces to spoilance, fists, and the knife one

[trail pivot]

on the right side int he menu you have all those icons in a column

you can click those to select tier

[hexed jungle]

oh hshit, thanks , didnt know that

[echo niche]

🙂

[agile cradle]

What settings you got on

For the game

[trail pivot]

if you mean graphics then its on epic, cinematic seems to be really bad in terms of optimization

[agile cradle]

How powerful is your computer omg my pc ok I can run epic but only single fights I could

[autumn blaze]

How do i access the other game modes on half sword?

or is it just the black abyss map

[trail pivot]

rtx 4070 does the job, still, even with that, i once checked my fps on small buhurt and it was around 80, and its gonna be much more demanding with gore unless they optimize it more, which i wouldnt be surprised that they do, more so have to do that

[trail pivot]

you need to request access to playtest on steam page

[agile cradle]

Cool

[agile cradle]

This might be strange but I am able to play half sword on steam Dec

[north sluice]

how i do the shit to where u can fight and play against bots in a cage or fenced area like on tiktok

[autumn blaze]

ty

[trail pivot]

playing on that would be a challenge

[autumn blaze]

request access to playtest

[north sluice]

how

[autumn blaze]

on steam page

[autumn blaze]

How long does it take to get approved? usually instant or random?

[north sluice]

where do i request acess on steam?

[autumn blaze]

the game page

[trail pivot]

monday-friday its more likely, since its late now, youll get it tomorrow

[autumn blaze]

dang

[agile cradle]

It's actually not too bad i just can't parry as well and pick up weapons or equip one if my main weapon is gone

[north sluice]

dude can u give me better details like what to click i dont use steam like that

[autumn blaze]

lol

[north sluice]

lol

[autumn blaze]

Its literally there in bright green letters so if you cant figure it out from there that sucks

[trail pivot]

somewhere around here one of these buttons should say it

[north sluice]

i did it ghh391789

[agile cradle]

Is that polish right ?

[trail pivot]

yeah it is

[agile cradle]

Nice my mom's polish

I am half polish

[trail pivot]

we poles are filled with medieval blood

[agile cradle]

My mom's polish family lives between gdansk and the famous castles malbrok

[agile cradle]

Got that right

[trail pivot]

ive been to malbork, loved it

[agile cradle]

The tutonic order

[agile cradle]

Me too went for summer

Yeah it was brilliant

Sorry had to delete for a sec

[trail pivot]

i remember buying some of those souvenirs like a helmet, sword and shield

[agile cradle]

I brought a toy helmet for my room

It's a houndskull I got

[trail pivot]

SAME AS ME THEN

but that was a long long time ago

dont have it anymore

i remember also having a crusader helmet but its also gone

[agile cradle]

I went to Malta

[agile cradle]

The great helm I have it aswell

My brother holding it

[trail pivot]

THE GUN SORCERY IS ILLEGAL AGAINST A KNIGHT, NO HONOR

[agile cradle]

True

[agile cradle]

As we say in Britain swords is a man's fight guns is a cowardly ideology jk by the way

Nice old streets though

[agile cradle]

Me not my brother

[trail pivot]

they definitely like knives in the uk

[agile cradle]

Actually gun crimes are rising by a quite a bit in uk

[trail pivot]

looks like italy

[agile cradle]

It's malta

A lot of italins there though a

[trail pivot]

these types of narrow alleys are cool

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 exists. And please don't talk about knife and gun crime

[agile cradle]

Ok

Is malbrok a good topic to talk about on this chat ?

[idle crane]

Idk what that is

[agile cradle]

Bruh

It's a castle in Poland the biggest castle in the world teutonic knights ruled there task master konrad ruled there

There was a big battle there in 1410

[idle crane]

Yeah as long as you don't stray too much

[agile cradle]

Guess so

[worn heron]

god finally, someone who follows rule 17

[agile cradle]

How long when dose gore and blood get added I mean ketchup get added

[worn heron]

likely mid October by estimate

[agile cradle]

Hi berserker hater

[agile cradle]

Nice

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1273440390615138395/ezgif-3-1dbb1b0405.gif

[worn heron]

Have you seen any of the dev leaks of the blood and gore development?

[worn heron]

Allo!

[worn heron]

Damn you, you know the rule

[agile cradle]

Yes nasty as fuck the gore is

Its brutal

[trail pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfKYfs1p-0

[worn heron]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149

Check this out if you've missed any!

[agile cradle]

I didn't mean it as a insult

[agile cradle]

I ment it being FUCKING BRILLIANT

The gore is like di vinchi made it

[tawny palm]

he can't use his arms so like what do i do now?

[agile cradle]

Nice

[whole parrot]

Reminds me of how they did the blood in rising storm 2

[worn heron]

Exactlyy, I know whatcha mean 🫡 I just mean that in most scenarios, saying something like "it's nasty as fuck" doesn't apply lmao but to our gore devs? It's a compliment 🥰🗿

they're hard at work in the studio cooking up trauma for us

[trail pivot]

call it disgusting and theyll be thankful

[agile cradle]

I am so exited to beat the living shit out of a knight with a mace so head pop like the death in team america

[worn heron]

I'm sure the gore team would love to hear this haha

[agile cradle]

They should try wound infection

[worn heron]

willsmash

[agile cradle]

So if you have the wound for a bit

[agile cradle]

Holy shit his memories are going flying nah this is going to be rated age 25

[exotic tusk]

i havent had this much fun with a medieval fighting game since mordhau release week. i really like how the fighting in this game feels

[agile cradle]

Me too

[trail pivot]

who needs wound infections, or wounds at all, fold your enemy in a second

[whole parrot]

Cant wait until they finally let us pick our loadout

[agile cradle]

True

[worn heron]

I'm glad you're having fun! 💙🗿

[worn heron]

I know some people use file manipulation to customize their loadouts but it's complex

[agile cradle]

Like don't stop dev team keep going

[worn heron]

I don't bother

[trail pivot]

any exanima'ers here

[agile cradle]

Don't stop believing

[worn heron]

actually, halfsword itself was inspired from exanima

The devs itself are fans c:

[trail pivot]

that i know and i love the fact

[worn heron]

Pretty neat!

Halfsword in it first iteration- was a top down game, very similar

[agile cradle]

Once gore is out I am going to become the black Knight out of monty python

Oh that was just a flesh wound

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/montypython-draw-flesh-wound-sword-call-it-a-draw-gif-5447899

https://tenor.com/view/montypython-draw-flesh-wound-sword-call-it-a-draw-gif-5447899

https://tenor.com/view/montypython-draw-flesh-wound-sword-call-it-a-draw-gif-5447899

[agile cradle]

😄

[agile cradle]

Me and my dad love that meme

[trail pivot]

the only reason exanima was lacking to me personally, was that it was missing proper gore, and the camera was janky at times

[tough holly]

This isn't really game footage this is more like "making a game footage" I just can't figure out how to make a good blood effect (Niagra blood to be exact)

[whole parrot]

Gif burst firemode

[trail pivot]

bro is crying from the back of his head

[tough holly]

Lol

[worn heron]

for sure, it was fun! A little too much "flipping" with the physics. Ie, you could stick a polearm by someone's feet and flip em pretty easy, but it's a fun game

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-skill-issue-exanima-knight-gif-26817973

[worn heron]

okay I peaked my mic again

I gotta stop this shit

[agile cradle]

What game is that

[worn heron]

Exanima!

check it out!

It's what inspired halfsword

It's a physics based dungeon crawler

[whole parrot]

Blueberry's cyborg transformation

[worn heron]

There's NPCs and stuff, it's pretty interactive

[worn heron]

schlattborg

[trail pivot]

maybe i could find one of my exanima clips

[agile cradle]

Nice

[worn heron]

Guys can you start telling schlatt on his streams to play halfsword

I don't wanna be this chats schlatt

[whole parrot]

Now that we're on the topic of polearms...

[agile cradle]

Is half sword going to add the swilhander

[worn heron]

you guys can recruit the real one

[frank scarab]

half sword was actually kinda an exanima type game in its earlier prototype i think. https://www.reddit.com/r/unrealengine/comments/pj4csh/halfsword_totally_inaccurate_medieval_fencing/

[agile cradle]

?

[frank scarab]

it looked wack but it had tons of charm

[agile cradle]

Are going to add it

[worn heron]

monologue but nerding

Welcome to HalfSword chat

this is what I do

[agile cradle]

Ohhh

[worn heron]

Yeah it's unfortunate because I really love that style of greatsword too, it's a gorgeous blade

[frank scarab]

smoke more weed please, you said like an nerd.

[agile cradle]

Your explanation is better then what our teacher do to help us in tests or exams

[worn heron]

same with flamberged style blades (wiggly blades), they were developed in the 16th century as well

[worn heron]

real

[worn heron]

Mfw I still stuttered thru half of it

I appreciate it tho I am genuinely just a huge nerd lmao, that's one of the reasons this game hits so good

[trail pivot]

i hope they find some way to make updates that would bring different century weapons or armors just for the sake of variety

[worn heron]

I think dlc after the full release would be a fantastic idea to capitalize on other ages and cultures

Like Asian style weapons, for example

[agile cradle]

The teachers talk to each other during our whole exams and tests

[trail pivot]

yeah thats what ive been thinking, making it a dlc would sell well

[worn heron]

A lot of folks want em, why not an expansion eventually?

[agile cradle]

How much would the game cost

[frank scarab]

i want 13 century willie!!!

[worn heron]

mfw they tell you guys to shut up but yap away

[whole parrot]

What if we got a dlc that would expand to the late 17th century, with noblemen slashing away at themself with sabre's and all that,..

[agile cradle]

Yep

[worn heron]

Undetermined but probably guaranteed to be under 50 USD with talks that we have had. Estimate would be between 20-35

[trail pivot]

i want to see houndskulls

[worn heron]

What we see right now is about 5% of the total game, so it's hard to judge a price right now

[trail pivot]

and bascinets

[agile cradle]

Well I am going to give all my pocket money away for the whole game

[glass sage]

STOP ITTT STOP ITTTTT

GET OUT OF MY SKINNNN

[tough yew]

the best your seeing is great bascinets

[worn heron]

merch sales on the way

[agile cradle]

No because 15 century didn't have it that much

[jolly nexus]

damn i want one sooooo bad 😩

[worn heron]

(unconfirmed)

[frank scarab]

people saying "i don't wanna pay 30 bucks for this game"
then us over here willing to pay 500 or more for the game.

[agile cradle]

I think because some one told me this

[trail pivot]

kill your enemy with a sharp headbutt

[worn heron]

Two kinds of people

[agile cradle]

I will go broke just to play this game

[worn heron]

my man

so here's my PayPal:

[agile cradle]

How much money you guys need 1 pound 3500000 pounds I will sell my xbox

[frank scarab]

easter island head made this, i did not have any idea of the making of this creation, i did not make or plan this image, i did not help in the making of this image, i'm not related in the making of this image.

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

[agile cradle]

Jk no my xbox is my baby

[worn heron]

yeah don't get ridda that bih

[whole parrot]

All we need in half sword...

[agile cradle]

I know that

[worn heron]

Its so painful bruh

I miss my GameCube

[whole parrot]

Is a bmp-2 infantry fighting vechicle...

[worn heron]

I had a game that sells for 2 grand on eBay these days

mfw mom sold it for 4 dollars

[tough yew]

I wanna own a game cube

[agile cradle]

My mom sold modern wafer 2 for 50 pound and she kept the money and I paid for it

[tough yew]

can it run half sword

[worn heron]

probably

they're pretty good for their time

[trail pivot]

id pay double for this helmet in half sword as a dlc

[tough yew]

this thing isn't historical

closest you'll get to that is armets or bicoques

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[autumn blaze]

just got playtest

[agile cradle]

I would do anything just to get half sword as a full game

[worn heron]

I hope you enjoy my friend!

[whole parrot]

If it comes to irl practicality, you wouldnt see anything

[worn heron]

I mean to be fair

[whole parrot]

Literally blinding yourself.....

[worn heron]

normally with helmets you really didn't

[tough yew]

damn

[worn heron]

average blueberry discord moment

[trail pivot]

lets be real, knights were flailing their weapons hoping they hit their enemy

[agile cradle]

Fencer nice pfp

Oh we getting flailing maces

[frank scarab]

i'd sacrifice my lungs to have half sword x lsd simulator as an crossover dlc.

[worn heron]

"take hold of thine phallus betwixt his legs and twist of it!"

[whole parrot]

But at the same time, sallets provided basic visibility, so you could see your opponent

[worn heron]

fuck sallets I'm all about that hounskull that provided no visibility gang

[whole parrot]

Yggcffwdhjkjifv

[worn heron]

You see sir

[trail pivot]

at this point, might aswell wear the helmet backwards

[tough yew]

my honest reaction

[worn heron]

I would prefer to not

[tough yew]

john half sword is gonna be a guy with a full gothic harness

[worn heron]

psh you wish

They'll never add something like that to half sword

[whole parrot]

Make john half sword the final boss of the game..... and recycle ivan's voicelines just for him...

Intresting concept imo

[tough yew]

make me voice act john half sword

[agile cradle]

Wait is half sword adding bacsent

[worn heron]

lemme hear your best flibbertigibbet

[tough yew]

never

[frank scarab]

my honest reaction to that reaction (i cannot find an actual image of a hounskull)

[agile cradle]

Are they going to yea or no

[whole parrot]

Willie trying his best not to say "eggard" without accidentally dropping the hard r

[worn heron]

that's it I'm going on a roadtrip

[agile cradle]

Dildo?

[exotic tusk]

anyone else really like using the spears?

[worn heron]

From Dildo, to Broad Cove, to South Dildo, to Spread Eagle

[agile cradle]

Answer

[worn heron]

What a sight to see

[whole parrot]

Polearms fun in general

[worn heron]

We don't know tho tbh

[exotic tusk]

ive been using nothing but the spear and trying to perfect thrusting attacks near the unarmored parts around the neck

very satisfying

[worn heron]

I am a polearm aficionado!

[worn heron]

Want a tip ?

[exotic tusk]

sure

[agile cradle]

No I won't I want bascnet to be in the game I won't see knights look like deformed pigons I am going shoot everyone

[whole parrot]

I knock people around with polearms while doing fancy spins to make my clips seem a little bit less like a snoozefest

I still miss every single fucking overhead I HATE OVERHEAD ATTACKS..D.S.S.S

[worn heron]

Hold right click to aim your polearm (this works with swords too) and drag your mouse to aim the tip of the blade where you want, then double click to stab. This is much more precise and stable than other ways to stab. Give it a try!

[agile cradle]

What if half sword added the halberd

[worn heron]

I'll send a clip with an example

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/isJV0pQgDMgXVmpNE/spok?invite=cr-MSw2cXAsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

this is my favourite clip with this technique

I send it a little often here, but it's a great example of what I explained

[whole parrot]

I've been getting into swords lately

I dont suck with them as much as i used to

[exotic tusk]

ive been holding l.alt and using mouse drag to stab. will give this a try