halfsword-chat-⚔

[flat stirrup]

woo i got the playtest

[near arch]

was a Windows 10 thing. looks like it changed now. But Snipping Tool used to telll you to use SnipnSketch instead, which was the same fucking thing with a different name. Now my win 10 has both and neither complains lol.

[opaque creek]

I got lucky cos 2 laptops, 1 computer this past half decade, never seen it.

I think it only plagued you individually

[oblique flint]

LIed too hard

[little path]

ez

[devout hinge]

Only losers fist real ones use swords

[little path]

ight bet ima do swords rn

[opaque creek]

I remember dying in fisties a hundred times before I decided to use weapons

The learning curve bruh

[little path]

carnage is DONE

[devout hinge]

I don't fw fisting

55 hours on the playtest and only one hour was spent fisting willies

[little verge]

@mighty nexus

[opaque creek]

Were you able to catch him consistently

[little path]

spoilence won got one more gamemode to defeat

[agile cradle]

Hey what's the best settings to have a realistic experience in Halesword playtest

[little path]

make sure to have a good pc but just turn your graphics and other stuff up high

[jolly gorge]

how long does it take

for request access

[agile cradle]

I did but I mean what's the beat for a proper experience by each setting

[little path]

10-1 hour

[little path]

i on know

[agile cradle]

I Have a good pc

[little path]

5 win streak

[sage nymph]

buddy try facing guys with the spiked club

that thing will instant kill you if it even kisses you a bit

[near arch]

One of the easiest weapons to defeat; they never kill me anymore. It's big and slow so you can quickly pass his guard and bash him with a one handed weapon

[little path]

10 win streak oh yeahh

[sage nymph]

aight bet

[little path]

gg on my 16th win in a row

he just stabbed me in my you know where

fun fact: you can choke them with your sword

[icy grove]

still no play test :{

[honest isle]

how long have u waited

[dusky pilot]

@viral elbow #game-footage-🎮🎥 Holy shit this is impressive

[icy grove]

12 hours

[flat stirrup]

I agree that no gore does make the game less fun, looking forward to having it back, its very difficult to know how a duel is going without it

[heady echo]

maybe limbs fall off if you sever them

[knotty grotto]

The sword is kinda wiggly

[heady echo]

or saw them off if you alt with sword m1

[knotty grotto]

Why do i always miss when tryna hit

[heady echo]

game is weird

[knotty grotto]

Funny tho

[heady echo]

true

[knotty grotto]

I gotta wait for tester to ger accepted

[heady echo]

true

[knotty grotto]

I played the demo for now

[heady echo]

brave stand more like negative fps simulator

[wise python]

Is gore back in play test now

[wise halo]

Your PC has a skill issue

[knotty grotto]

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[wise halo]

Nice joke

[honest isle]

watch out hes still alive

[desert acorn]

yeah, better hit him more to make sure

though I see you are disarmed

I hope you can get out of this situation

[honest isle]

big trouble

[desert acorn]

I slipped

[slim salmon]

can some1 tell me if they alive or not

[desert acorn]

uhh

the legs are still together

so yes

[iron loom]

yeah i think blood can still move through them

i think the top half of the blue guy is breathing

[slim salmon]

he may still be alive

[little verge]

Just cleared the queue anyone waiting on playtest access check your steam library now.

[knotty grotto]

Thanks sie

[candid pike]

Minor disagreement

[hollow stag]

my guy might be a little depressed guys

holy mother of half sword.exe......

[viral elbow]

another one for you in game footage

[signal wedge]

same on god

[little verge]

You keep putting him through brutal fights, cannot expect him to be excited all the time.

[velvet plaza]

Also does anybody know of any good gladiator games?

[opaque creek]

too niche

[warm void]

I would really like to see a jaw dislocation

And make them look like scp 096

[shut helm]

its not what it seems

[warm void]

Why you cuddling with your enemy?

[shut helm]

I swear it was my sword.

[warm void]

Your Sword?

[shut helm]

I swear the sword got stuck in him I treid pulling it and i fell and it looked like this

[warm void]

Nah....

[shut helm]

Pookie enemy

[warm void]

Half sword ain't a BL game.

[shut helm]

Welp 😭

[warm void]

How did bro make an action fighting game into a BL romance game???

[shut helm]

I dont even know 😭

[warm void]

"half sword isn't a BL game"
Also half sword:

[warm void]

.

[gilded frigate]

They stay alive for only a few seconds if you get lucky

[warm void]

I had a really weird one.... But I didn't post it because incase of getting warned/banned.

[jovial wren]

bro i open discord, open this server, and i see this???

[warm void]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953076607894036510/1047535052050944122/965362009497538621.gif

[white lodge]

Oh doodoo could that happen?? >.> lol

[jovial wren]

what the fuuuuuckkkkk thats not a meme thats cropped pooooooornnnnn

[warm void]

It's a meme alr

Grabbing their asses makes them go flying

[white lodge]

I'm abusing the Willies sorry

[warm void]

Willlie's Willie?

[white lodge]

Nah I'm straight bullying this poor guy

[warm void]

Sure... Sure...

[white lodge]

My excuse is I'm pinning him down and giving him a noogie on the top of his scalp 😂 This was just how we ended up...

[cobalt ruin]

I got a tracer mod for the demo and I just fling fucken helmets at them

Ive gotten scarily good at it

[white lodge]

I can only imagine the terror

[cobalt ruin]

and then if I press K there heads crush and there guts spew out

[warm void]

What's a tracer mod?

[cobalt ruin]

basically gives you unrestricted access to the games items and shit and gives you fun things to try out. and its a trainer not tracer sorry, I got confused. But anyway. This one gives me FULL invincibily, super strength (I punch people really easily). I can also spawn in items, weapons, and willies

its fucking crazy

[white lodge]

I was thinking it was like a throw path tracer or something, that's sick tho

[gilded frigate]

Trainer mod*

[cobalt ruin]

yeah but it crashes alot

but its nothing I care to deal with so

[scenic mango]

Update when?

[opaque creek]

looks like me

[white lodge]

ETA: Eventually, someday, maybe.

(I am not a mod, developer, nor lawyer, take my advice with a grain of salt)

[warm void]

I dare you to get 100k

[warm void]

"it's just a graze" - every male

[cobalt ruin]

100k of what

[warm void]

100k points on demo mode.

Since your practically immortal.

[cobalt ruin]

I already did that in base game

but to be fair I did it with my player damage all the way down

[warm void]

Nice, honestly I don't like spending a lot of time on the demo mode (I have the fear of the dark sometimes)

[cobalt ruin]

Dude if you want to know something, when you fight the lower level enemies, your map is very small

[warm void]

Huh?

[cobalt ruin]

there isnf nothing in the dark apart from a fence a bit away from the fight, and some randomly generated items

the spawn in the sky and fall down

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR_47LgdtvA
Pole Hammer Doer

[warm void]

Why is this game so cinematic sometimes.

[warm void]

No, I'm scared of this.

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[wind charm]

because I make it cinematic

[dusky pilot]

This needs to be a sticker ngl

[warm void]

It's a gif.

[dusky pilot]

Yeah ik

But I mean an official sticker for this server

[agile lava]

Wheres blood

[spice zinc]

no gore in playtest not yet atleast

[amber whale]

internet was out for about 6 hours,ended up just playing halfsword until it came back on

thank you half sword ❤️

[agile lava]

Was there blood

[spice zinc]

i dont know

but there will be eventually

this is the only version that wont have gore

[amber whale]

i heard blood is getting added to the playtest sometime after the gameshow in japan

most likely with kicking too

[spice zinc]

it is

i would love kicking

[amber whale]

i would too

[opaque creek]

if you can grab a kick and takedown

will be funny

[agile lava]

When is the show in Japan?

[amber whale]

20 days

[agile lava]

Im just rage baiting honestly but

[spice zinc]

i no know

[agile lava]

oh cool

[spice zinc]

you cant rage bait someone with info on a game they love

[amber whale]

im pretty excited to see what else they'll add in the update

[agile lava]

Yeah me too, im excited to see everything they added. From the demo the fighting is 10x better with MOST weapons

[spice zinc]

cant wait to remove some knights arms and take a pic

[agile lava]

I cant wait to poke a farmer in the face

[lunar tiger]

Armor dents would be pretty cool if they added it

[spice zinc]

imagine getting someone to their knees and executing them by cutting their head off

[dusky pilot]

Woah calm down Cartel man

[amber whale]

seeing teeth get punched out in hand to hand mode would be funny

[spice zinc]

verily

[agile lava]

Cant wait for the AK-47 and cooking mods

[spice zinc]

yessir

we shooting peasents with this one

[amber whale]

willie got tired in the middle of the fight and fell asleep

[agile lava]

Or the wild gladiator mods

[dusky pilot]

A mimir

[agile lava]

push into spikes and stuff would be dope

[spice zinc]

impaling them on a spike while they are still alive 😈😈

[agile lava]

lasered_doge

[spice zinc]

am i cooked? left arm is broken btw

[dusky pilot]

Tbh can't be worst than him.

Have you heard of Tylenol extra strength?

[agile lava]

Wheres blood

[safe hearth]

his head is splittin rn

[dusky pilot]

If Tylenol isn't effective you should try Motrin

[spice zinc]

i have bested this knight in battle

[dim pecan]

Just found this game today, it’s LIT 🔥

[stable mesa]

i just discovered the thrust mode and its so fun to use

[gusty junco]

will halfsword be sold for $ ?

[stable mesa]

i can turn people to swiss cheese so quick

[stable mesa]

most likely

[gusty junco]

how much

[stable mesa]

iono

[spice zinc]

the darkest knight in the darkest night

[spice zinc]

how it normally looks

another one

[dusky pilot]

Who pinged me in #photography📷 ?

[spice zinc]

i was tryna say i juts realised ur michael jackson

[dusky pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-mickael-jackson-queendugif-ahah-hehe-gif-13642339

[spice zinc]

dude i juust got the most fire clash pic and my screen turn black and i had to restart my pc 😭

[stable mesa]

oh and an execution

[tiny frigate]

felix's plow is small

👿

[spice zinc]

not this again bru

i have the biggest plow in all of halfswordvill

[tiny frigate]

brodie think this is a showcase picture

wanna be a cc so bad 😭 🙏

[spice zinc]

it is bruuuu

actually i dont

i just hope maybe one day they will use one of my pics 😭🙏

no need to be mean 😦

[tiny frigate]

my pics ar ebetter

[spice zinc]

cap

[tiny frigate]

trust

[spice zinc]

i cant even trust u with ur small plow

[tiny frigate]

i do goofy ones

[spice zinc]

yea but mine are cinimatic

like a movie

[spice zinc]

they gettin lovey dovey

[tiny frigate]

scary

[stable mesa]

what in the ao3

[fallow pollen]

what if there was an option in the game to have your weaner out

[tiny frigate]

alr

[spice zinc]

mods ban that guy

[fallow pollen]

cmon man i was jokin

[spice zinc]

ur actin like i know any mods lol

[fallow pollen]

u never know

[spice zinc]

i wish i did

[tiny frigate]

its plowin' time

[spice zinc]

show me ur plow right now

[tiny frigate]

do you guys like my picture

[spice zinc]

LOL

bro censord it

im using everything i got!! ( emojis )

[tiny frigate]

caught him sleeping

he wont die

i slipped and fell over my big plow

[spice zinc]

small plow

mine bigga

[tiny frigate]

me and this guy have just been laying on the floor

neither of us can get up

[spice zinc]

skill issue fosho

[jolly gorge]

😂😂 were you injured?

[tiny frigate]

yah, ii alr quit

not waiting to get up brah

[jolly gorge]

If ur injured in like your leg, then you might as well just accept ur fate dawg

But if u down uninjured, in the direction ur feet is in press W and if it helps angle that hoe with D or A and press W

or if u face first press S @tiny frigate

[tiny frigate]

alr

pitchfork is so broken

[jolly gorge]

Why did bro react to his own shit

[spice zinc]

i hate all u dirty pitchforkians

[jolly gorge]

Pitchfork so goated

[spice zinc]

😔

[tiny frigate]

i love swinging blunt objects

[graceful cosmos]

Make a wish to the One.

[spice zinc]

what the hell

how do u even make it look like that

[graceful cosmos]

You cough just have to cough try out every filt..... dies

[safe hearth]

three hooligans

[tiny frigate]

New photography channel

[autumn lily]

what is protondb smoking? Is there some secret linux build I don't know about?

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[spice zinc]

might be my best pick yet 🔥😈🔥

[tiny frigate]

hate linux hate linux hate linux

[autumn lily]

skill issue

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-gif-25928231

[empty parrot]

hate linux hate linux hate linux

[autumn lily]

I personally change my wallpaper by right clicking

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-kali-linux-arch-linux-arch-girl-gif-24642405

[autumn lily]

sounds like you're going after the wrong kind of girls

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-breakin-windows10-windows-computer-gif-21384541

[spice zinc]

linux user tries denying the absolute bafoonery that is linux

[tiny frigate]

linux os is actual clownery

[spice zinc]

only used by rapscallions

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/zimbabwe-fact-checked-this-post-was-fact-checked-gif-13854646917497150904

[autumn lily]

live 00-Buckshot reaction

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-among-us-new-tab-linux-users-trolling-gif-23176956

[graceful cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-windows-arch-btw-vulnerability-gif-26202413

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-users-antivirus-hacker-esmbot-gif-19576259

[autumn lily]

I'm not using an antivirus

[spice zinc]

average linux using becoming a medieval warrior and dying in the time it takes to for them to open a new tab

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-water-bottle-bottle-head-gif-27083229

what tier

[spice zinc]

wym

[tiny frigate]

what tier??? 1st 2nd or smth

[spice zinc]

like fighter?

[tiny frigate]

ye

[autumn lily]

if [ find ./**/*sex* -type f ]; then echo "SEX"; else kill $(whoami) fi

[graceful cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-user-open-source-gif-26342988

[spice zinc]

ohh dis one

i just randomize till i get dark armour and greatsword

[grave solar]

this damn new mode sucks cause i cant figure out how to hit someone lol

[spice zinc]

average linux user fucking dying the moment they see a woman cause they have 0 social skills

[unborn cedar]

How respectable windows and linux users interact

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-bicep-muscles-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-10817666

[autumn lily]

bro lost his absolute mind comprehending the fact that I happen to use linux

[spice zinc]

pray for bro he uses linux 😭🙏🙏

[tiny frigate]

fuck linux

[unborn cedar]

Why do you hate it so much

[tiny frigate]

switch to windows 7

[spice zinc]

cause its linux dawg

[grave solar]

man i hate this game mode now lmao

[unborn cedar]

Do you even know what it does differently and why someone would use it orr

[unborn cedar]

Whachu mean

[spice zinc]

a linux and reddit user meet eachother ( they are a perfect match cause they are both disgusting )https://tenor.com/view/awesome-bicep-muscles-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-10817666

[unborn cedar]

What a zinger

[grave solar]

like it i get knocked the fuck out so quick and i cant even hit them in the head

[tiny frigate]

evil headshot

[unborn cedar]

Just don't get smacked in the head, ez. what armor class are you playing?

[grave solar]

there is armor classes lol im slow to the game

[unborn cedar]

These decide what level of armor and weapons you have

The higher up the more armored and armed

[grave solar]

i was trying the basic one lol but still i should be able to hit the other guy in the head instead of the body or feet lmao

[unborn cedar]

basic one?

[spice zinc]

some random homeless man vs 4 dirty linux users

[tiny frigate]

this guy is so out of it his propping himself up on me

this goon just knocked himself out on the fence

[unborn cedar]

I'd recommend turning down your sens if you're having trouble aiming your swings. This guy named Heart Over Death on youtube has a great 4 minute video explaining how to get gud, I can dm you it if you want @grave solar

[grave solar]

Yeah if you didint mind

[spice zinc]

is it fire :)?

[desert trellis]

why does the ai manage to find gaps in the armor every fucking fight

[unborn cedar]

Mostly luck, gotta have better defense

[vapid hull]

I like smacking them on the head

one tap, fall, next fight :)

[desert trellis]

i cant have better defense when my sword doesnt even sit still

this is why i use polearms

i can actually win consistently with them

[spice zinc]

it aint all about winnin😔

[tiny frigate]

been bashing this guys back in for around 3 minutes

[tiny frigate]

sent by me

[spice zinc]

this is what the game is really about🔥😈🔥🤭👍👍👍💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

[desert trellis]

im locked in ive hit about 15 of those

[tiny frigate]

me and this guy just bashed our heads into eachother

[safe hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-gif-24927537

[oblique flint]

Mysterious signals

[tiny frigate]

ts aint even fun

[desert trellis]

how

im having lots of fun

[tiny frigate]

lots of fun 1 shotting people? they cant even fight back

[desert trellis]

why are you so mad about it

its ai gang😭

i actually fight them normally sometimes

but 1 shotting is fun

[tiny frigate]

how

[desert trellis]

spinning and non spinning

[balmy wind]

dude let him play his game

[desert trellis]

ong

[balmy wind]

goddamn lmao you're making a fool of yourself

[tiny frigate]

alr bro

[spice zinc]

how it feels to win carnage as a peasent

[tough yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1273958177318244372/Timeline_1.mov?ex=66df7cc2&is=66de2b42&hm=9541052061d2c9219210fac28b19cb2aa722c5e1bb887e554546fffbb6851d49&

[desert trellis]

i can show you an actual fight if u want it

[tiny frigate]

no thanks

[desert trellis]

so what was the point of that whole thing

[tiny frigate]

bro im trying to play my game, I alr stopped bothering u brah

[grave solar]

fuck yeah i hate it too

[tiny frigate]

real

greatsword ai

[desert trellis]

i still lost bro😿

[grave solar]

i just cant figure out why when i swing i cant see where im hitting at?

[grave solar]

thats wild and i dont understand it lol

[tiny frigate]

do you want a projected swing path or smth bro

[spice zinc]

am i cooked?

[tiny frigate]

i just swing and hope for the best

[proper tangle]

real

[grave solar]

no but i want it to have a crosshair to where it can see my swings or something thats what i have been doing but still fucking lose lmao

[proper tangle]

long weapons are funnier tho

let's play half sword at school's restroom

[ashen pendant]

How do I get into the playtest with armor? I love this game and got a great computer, I need another fix

[spice zinc]

just select the tier u wanna use

[tiny frigate]

unplayable bro

YEAH AND THE AI JUST FUCKS ME BY HITTING ME IN THE CHEST 1 TIME

[ashen pendant]

Yall make me waNNA BUST

[spice zinc]

WE GOT KNIGHT BACKSHOTS BEFORE GORE!!🗣️🔥😈🔥

the logo makes it perfect

[desert trellis]

diddy

[spice zinc]

wanna come to the diddy party?

[desert trellis]

no

[spice zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARxVWvYT0Mc

its halfsword related trust

[tiny frigate]

evil

[spice zinc]

which one are u

[tiny frigate]

the one giving

[spice zinc]

i know ur small plow self is prolly the one getting hit

[tiny frigate]

projecting huh?

[spice zinc]

nah uh

is he cooked?

[tiny frigate]

your cooked brodie 😭 dark knight bouta plow u 🙏

[spice zinc]

am i dark armour

dummy

[tiny frigate]

fake

[spice zinc]

nah uh

[spice zinc]

bros angry

[spice zinc]

hes seeing red

[lunar tiger]

this is what i look like rn

[spice zinc]

hollly crap

dizzy taking his girlfriend for a walk after playing halfsword irl with her ( hes scizo and doesnt even have one 😭🙏 )

[lunar tiger]

its bill cosby

[spice zinc]

lol

[lunar tiger]

anyway im gonna go to bed

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435937863771619349/1185706918325534750/bean-beans.gif?ex=6590969e&is=657e219e&hm=36156f9123125f0256afe77e86e021af274ceb4087975785b1589196944f26aa&

I leave you with this masterpiece

[spice zinc]

skedaddle u rapscallion

and dont let the bed crustaceans bite

[lunar tiger]

thank you good sir

[grave solar]

i cant win a fucking fit fight for the life of me

[spice zinc]

skill issue?

just download linux

[grave solar]

fuck yeah it is lmao

[spice zinc]

A train?

[tiny frigate]

NOT EVEN A FOOT OFF THE CURB!

[spice zinc]

what i meant when i say i ran through ur girl

[tiny frigate]

they should make shields breakable

[grave solar]

finally fucking won a fist fight god dang

[spice zinc]

dizzy as i propose to him ( im proposing an offer to if he should die slow or fast )

[signal wedge]

god damn i had a fucked up joke locked and loaded

[spice zinc]

im scared

[tiny frigate]

as if your peasant self could ever near me, my greatsword would make your head into a kebab

me to you

[signal wedge]

i can't say it because i will be banned

[spice zinc]

oh nah

bru i hate when im taking a fire pic and my screen randomly goes black

cause i gotta restarty my pc

[ashen pendant]

Thanks @spice zinc for letting me know how to play with armor

[signal wedge]

you're welcome

[mystic furnace]

this twohanded axe on the farmer level is crazy

[signal wedge]

the farmer level 💀

[mystic furnace]

idk what it's called

[signal wedge]

that's ok

[grave solar]

these nf npc cant be ai they do damn aggressive lol

[signal wedge]

farmer level is hilarious tho

[tiny frigate]

I have become death, destroyer of heads

[spice zinc]

dizzy as i stand over his small plow having self ready to finish the job

[tiny frigate]

Felix you foolish man, you better disregard those words before I visit your mother's shack

[spice zinc]

ur maiden will be screaming with joy as i plow her in your shack you dirty rapscallion

[tiny frigate]

Tripped on your own words, as said before, I dont have a maiden, on the other-hand, you have hired mistresses

[spice zinc]

the fact that i can afford to hire mistresses is a symbol of my wealth and power in this kingdom while you are a dirty peasent now gather your things and take yourself home or i will have to make u empty the compartments of your pantaloons for this tomfoolery

[grave solar]

why is swing left and right the wrong buttons on the mouse

[tiny frigate]

The fact you hire mistresses is a warning to any maiden that you have multiple diseases

[opal sundial]

Honestly I don’t know. But you tend to use your right arm more in the game, and since it’s bound to the left mouse button you’ll use your index finger more than your ring or middle finger, which is usually more comfortable (at least for me)

[spice zinc]

i have hired the best medics to take of me and they have released multiple papers stating to all fair maidens in the kingdom that i have 0 plow transmitted diseases! now skedaddle or ill have to put your poor peasent life to an end!!😈😈

[tiny frigate]

Bribed medics at that

[spice zinc]

i paid them completely fairly to simple check me for diseases while you couldnt hire a piece of paper to let you write on it!

[median panther]

Towards the end of september

[grave solar]

there is no fucking way these NPC are AI there is no fuckingway

[tiny frigate]

Because paper isnt sentient you uneducated hog

[spice zinc]

i am very educated in the terms of money for i have 1 trillions times the amount of money as a scoundrel like you!

[tiny frigate]

Another warning to your lack of intelligence, and I believe that i cannot let you roam these streets free, have a nice time, felix.

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/ballistic-gel-cannonball-gif-6332047421994877095

[spice zinc]

yes run away you scallywag before i put a end to your journey as a poor farmer

[spice zinc]

dis u?

dis me 🤭🤭

[grave solar]

how the fuck do you roll over once on the ground

[tiny frigate]

nah, this me

[spice zinc]

we no know

[tiny frigate]

This you?

[spice zinc]

nah uh

my armour is black and i have a long sword

[tiny frigate]

just described me

[spice zinc]

nah uh

[tiny frigate]

This you?

[spice zinc]

dis me

[grave solar]

how do you roll on the ground

[spice zinc]

i no know?

[grave solar]

huh

[grave solar]

Oh you dont know is that what you meant to say??????

[tiny frigate]

perhaps i could see more if it wasnt pitch black

[final apex]

i got launched into space

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1282557658947129385/image.png?ex=66dfca66&is=66de78e6&hm=2ebf3b4781894e7bba50623b9d5ba9310bb6b12842944d2abe2de1fccb71f7e2&

[spice zinc]

yes

dizzy is this your rag-tag team of rapscallion losers?

[tiny frigate]

Im red you buffoon

[grave solar]

i was kinda confused cause you said i no know i was like what the fuck does that mean lmao

[spice zinc]

this yall?

[tiny frigate]

we wear black armour🤣

[opaque creek]

Land a grab on his hand and another on one of his legs. If he doesn’t knock you out you will get lucky and flip him

[spice zinc]

a broke rapscallion like you cant afford obsidion armour

[grave solar]

no freaking way?

[opaque creek]

It happens sometimes for me

[tiny frigate]

Stages of grief...

[spice zinc]

your mother grieving and being in denial after your death by my ( the king btw 😎😎 ) hands!!

[grave solar]

Oh also the Focus button F doesnt work for shit lol

[tiny frigate]

Wally west

[opaque creek]

Don’t use f

[spice zinc]

put it on max in settings

[opaque creek]

It’s bad

High sensitivity is better

[grave solar]

How and what you mean

[spice zinc]

its lock on strength in settings

just press esc go to settings and max it

[grave solar]

how is it really? cause i jsut turned mine down it works better cause before i couldnt even hit their face or knock them out lmao

[opaque creek]

There more precision in landing at angles without lock on

[tiny frigate]

fake

[grave solar]

sorry i was in special ed you have to talk to me slow lmao

[tiny frigate]

couldnt be more wrong

[spice zinc]

this scoundrel is right for once

[opaque creek]

I don’t understand how anyone prefers it after a while but if it isn’t only preference I’m confident it’s more effective for me

[tiny frigate]

someone give me 25 bucks

[spice zinc]

juust get caught looking the wrong direction and ur cooked

[opaque creek]

You can move fast enough to avoid strikes

[spice zinc]

dodging is for losers

[opaque creek]

And I have video of very fast movement that when paired with good strikes at angles they one shot

[tiny frigate]

i got way more headshots with lockon

[spice zinc]

we goats jts get hit and keep fighting

[smoky hare]

Just waiting for approvaal now

[tiny frigate]

ex:

[smoky hare]

ps2 vs ps4 vs ps5

[tiny frigate]

now shower me with praise

[smoky hare]

Yess I got accepted that was fast damn

[grave solar]

dm me what you mean lol

[opaque creek]

Ok

[spice zinc]

how black armour + greatsword got me feeling:

[tiny frigate]

im guts btw

[mystic furnace]

also the sidehook with the shield is WILD

[spice zinc]

nah thats me

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/bers-gif-25504701

[tiny frigate]

called it first

[spice zinc]

bro took a pic of me without concent

[finite moon]

mp yet?

[spice zinc]

FLIP he did say it first

but mine was very obvious

[tiny frigate]

sure pal

i cant live with this sore

i have one at the bottom of my lip

and it hurts when i move my mouth

[spice zinc]

from me beating u!! 😎😎🤭🤭

[tiny frigate]

its a canker sore you idiot

[spice zinc]

rude 😔😔

[tiny frigate]

im gonna be a zombie tomorrow for class

[spice zinc]

this my new

[tiny frigate]

wally west soloes

[tiny frigate]

hes omni-potent

[tiny frigate]

goku is COOKED!!

[tiny frigate]

this u

[fossil hedge]

Tf Ya'll doin

[spice zinc]

the black pic is my new prowler goku meme

and this scallywag is trying to make fun of me 😈

[tiny frigate]

the goku that gets SLAMMED by wally

debate me!!!!

[spice zinc]

nobody cares bud

[fossil hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-yakuza-ichiban-gif-9656428594673627242

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-fat-man-when-the-gif-22060334

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/txacky-gif-25132406

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-the-gif-25638395

[spice zinc]

....

[graceful cosmos]

There are times where i get spawned with no weapon

[tiny frigate]

wally soloes

[hybrid sinew]

is the most up to date the steam version? cause i see someone messing around in an arena with weird looking weapons

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-superman-star-man-the-b-gif-4811880512216699225

[spice zinc]

either old versions or the playtest

[tiny frigate]

itch.io version

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-gif-16414077248416859868

[spice zinc]

lil bro is not the starman but i am the prowler knight

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/a-universal-time-gif-16293481469729597873

what r u gonna do when ger arrives

[spice zinc]

lil bor is not kodega requiem da

i am the prowler knight i cant lose

[tiny frigate]

ERM ACTUALLY ITS 'Korewa da, Requiem."

[tiny frigate]

bro aint even spelling level

[spice zinc]

🤓

[hybrid sinew]

is the only version on itchio from 2023 thats the only option i see and thats the current version i have without any of the new stuff im seeing

[spice zinc]

i no know

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/txacky-gif-25132406

[spice zinc]

dizzy being a nerd be like:🤓 🤓 🤓

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/gacha-clarity-meme-voidbjd-gif-27521373

[spice zinc]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GET THE GACHA OUTTA HERE

[tiny frigate]

y the blue one look like mahito

[spice zinc]

i truly am a curse!!

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/they-faces-killing-me-why-nobody-gaf-evan-liv-stan-twitter-gif-15859141301587761107

[spice zinc]

😦

[tiny frigate]

turning ts into a gif

[spice zinc]

dawg thtas legit yesterday

crazy bru

whatever im getting off

[tiny frigate]

Wally wins

[tiny frigate]

MODS HE SPAMMING

[opaque creek]

[grave solar]

One hitter quitter

[graceful cosmos]

Some parts of the games physics is so bs.

[tawdry solar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iCpFeD1yLhxyCHpbc/d1337oPaPBAe?invite=cr-MSxjNHEsMTg4NDM5NzcwLA Agreed

[worn heron]

nice pics, very cinematic shots

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iyXaFrBKnaWPDPtVG/spok?invite=cr-MSxUM3YsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

disagree shoutout goedendag

[tawdry solar]

L 👎

[worn heron]

you just got hit by earthquake spell

common misconception

[tawdry solar]

I can tolerate that goedendag though, the OP ones are like the big ones with more spikes

[worn heron]

Goedendag Willie my beloved

I have gambled away 70 million today with our discord bot

[worn heron]

[grave solar]

most of it is really lmao

[weak crescent]

How so?

@worn heron coming for my boy Miura huh?

[grave solar]

Cause the arms are really off they shouldnt be able to move 360 degrees lmao

[weak crescent]

In playtest?

[grave solar]

Both versions

[worn heron]

they restricted a lot of that unrealistic movement in the playtest, but you still do see some of it

[worn heron]

Fiend fiend fiend

Look

I'm a fully fledged discord mod now

[weak crescent]

[grave solar]

They restricted a lof that unrealistic movement in the play test no they didnt cause thats where its happing at

[weak crescent]

Even better

[worn heron]

Indeed they did my friend, they introduced many realistic stances from HEMA combat and more realistic movements for swinging blades. A good example is if you hold a sword straight up with two hands in the demo vs the playtest

I won't deny it still needs work here and there, it's not perfect by any means

[weak crescent]

Playtest is way better and pretty realistic

[worn heron]

The most improved part (in my personal opinion) is the physics of weapons and armour

[weak crescent]

Every aspect is better we just need gore then demo is just history

Axes will become a huge meta

Which is where I come in

[worn heron]

But, again, I don't want it to sound like I'm trying to shut you down @grave solar , that's not my intention whatsoever; we are always welcome and open to feedback!

[weak crescent]

Not me

[weak crescent]

[weak crescent]

It's okay I forgive you

[worn heron]

Thanks I didn't wanna choke to death just yet tbh

[weak crescent]

Would stink being so close to gore and all

Never get to see final build

thinking about all the halfsworders who may not see 1.0

[grave solar]

They thought they was going to take the big dawg down sike

[worn heron]

Willie pile

[weak crescent]

Explain in simple terms the hatred for he best Manga of all time

[grave solar]

What the fuck does that even mean lmao

[worn heron]

his name is Willie

I am willie

You are willie

He is willie

We are all Willie

[weak crescent]

John Willie the protagonist

[weak crescent]

Manga

It's peak story writing and character design until like recent

Anime is poopy

[autumn lily]

I just had a weird thing, it felt like an AI was fighting for control of my willie

my swings and movments were clunky, I would sometimes sidestep without pressing the button

and it would auto-surrender

very strage

[abstract geyser]

get Medal or some other recording app so u can quickly capture this stuff

[jolly gorge]

I will beat you up, stop swearing you blue stupid fat blueberry, your face looks like it was caved in by a car, your voice sounds like it got stretched out in a time machine

Frick he's a mod

[jolly gorge]

Goodbye guys, it's been nice knowing u

[worn heron]

pshhh you're fine lmao

[autumn lily]

the computer I'm on is not very powerful, but I'll try and setup OBS

[jolly gorge]

Ur cool

Ur really cool, ty blueberry man

[worn heron]

everybody says that one lmao

I sound like 40 but I'm in my twenties

[jolly gorge]

Nah u sound like, 18

[graceful cosmos]

aw damn. first time i flew out of the arena

[jolly gorge]

To me at least, it's just that you sound more American then an American

[worn heron]

first time I've gotten that in a while and it feels fresh

[worn heron]

ah yes, the two American emojis

Earth, and Football

[weak crescent]

You sound prepubescent

[jolly gorge]

America is the earth

[jolly gorge]

WOW THATS GHE GREATEST COMEBACK JNOWN TO MAN

[weak crescent]

You haven't heard me?

[worn heron]

I have but I just need a refresher because I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday even bruh

[jolly gorge]

Stop smoking, get help, breath air and also I was actually planning on watching berserk, anything I should be prepared for? I'm kinda young and I've heard things abt it

[jolly gorge]

Uhm

[jolly gorge]

Creep detected?

[worn heron]

Monologue

[weak crescent]

[worn heron]

YOINK

[worn heron]

yeah like if you wanna lower or higher it

[weak crescent]

Pull it from your discord mod salary

[worn heron]

gambled all that away too

[weak crescent]

You can provide other services

[worn heron]

probably gonna go gamble some more

[weak crescent]

[worn heron]

Join me brother

#1280632003263201341

[weak crescent]

In what?

[worn heron]

lets go gambling

[weak crescent]

I have 0$

[worn heron]

it's a discord bot

it's interactive

You don't use real money bub

You think I can afford to gamble away 180 million to a discord bot in 4 days?

[jolly gorge]

Ah frick, I'm sorry griffith, ima have to pass until I'm older

[worn heron]

probably a good idea

there's a ton of great anime out there tbh, I'd recommend Kengan Ashura on Netflix if you wanna get into a fighting one

[jolly gorge]

Oh wow he sounds normal

[worn heron]

sometimes maybe yes sometimes maybe no

[jolly gorge]

Ohh yeah bro I watched that YouTube video called kenfen ashura is straight hands, it looks fire 🔥

I'm currently watched hajime no ippo for the second time

Finished watching Tokyo revengers and the new season of demon slayer

[worn heron]

yee they just finished the final season a couple weeks ago, had a killer finale.

It's literally just all throwing hands lmao. Incorporates a lot of real techniques too

[jolly gorge]

And also wind breaker, the story ain't amazing but the combat is really good

[worn heron]

those are great

[worn heron]

That's one I haven't seen, how is it?

the cover gave me Baki the grappler vibes lol

[weak crescent]

Berserk adaptations did us no justice

[devout hinge]

Me when real gambling in halfsword

[worn heron]

I might be one of the only people that didn't mind the 3d berserk series

it wasn't that bad man

[weak crescent]

It's lore accurate af

It still skips a ton

[worn heron]

I get people love the styling of the 98 but, it was still a fun watch imo

[devout hinge]

Something something peek-a-boo boxing style

[worn heron]

cool I'll try it out that's enough for me

[weak crescent]

Zerk as a character represents suffering through adversity (legit disability) amongst evil and standing by your true feelings

In a realistic medieval European world

[devout hinge]

There's a character called Zerk in Bezerk?!

[weak crescent]

John berserk

He wrote the book

[devout hinge]

Now I dont know how to type berserk

[weak crescent]

I really go berzerk in halfsword

Bertwerk

[jolly gorge]

WAIT

FRICK

[devout hinge]

I thought you wrote war thunder I'm bugging

[jolly gorge]

@worn heron hajime no ippo? It might be the best anime? Idk? Like, uhh, I'm not biased or anything at all... I mean it's got the dempsey role, Mike tysons peek-a-boo style, it has the famous fighter ricardo lopez and its honestly such an amazing anime, its got a great story and it's really relatable, the story Is deep and touching, the combat is amazing but not flashy because its realistic and uhh, dempsey roll

It makes you want to box

[jolly gorge]

Lmao

[weak crescent]

An underrated fighter in boxing by far is Rocky

[jolly gorge]

Rocky? Rocky marciano or Rocky balboa

[weak crescent]

Never lost and got into fights normal guys would've quit before

[jolly gorge]

Rocky marciano?

[weak crescent]

Onea heavy weight champ others a character

Ofc Marciano

[devout hinge]

An unferrated fighter in boxing is also Joe

[jolly gorge]

Ye bro he a legend fr

[devout hinge]

Underrated

[jolly gorge]

Who

[devout hinge]

Joe mama

[weak crescent]

Mama

[jolly gorge]

I'll and u

[devout hinge]

You will not and me

[weak crescent]

Marciano nose split haunts me

Bro fought with his face split open and was still wailing on the guy

[marsh drum]

How do people get into modes with armor and such

I just get the fist and the one where people spawn with random weapons

[devout hinge]

Do you see in the main menu those drawings to the right of your character

[marsh drum]

Oh damn. I didnt know those were menu icons lol

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1267443196196163604/image.png?ex=66df8435&is=66de32b5&hm=0ecf80309fdf1a8565af2c211e54939ca4a86e14653295719e7d2ef9316c3800&

[devout hinge]

Lots of people didn't

[marsh drum]

I thought those were just decoration lmao

[cobalt ruin]

I see this posted so many times a day

btw how do I change modes?

[weak crescent]

Guys where's gore?

[worn heron]

sounds good I'll check it out man

[carmine crane]

how long until we're able to join the playtest?

[near lichen]

I love Rocky, but today he would've gotten merked by the future champs

[paper furnace]

guys

how do i get in that arena cause im stuck in this tutorial

[near lichen]

Hot take though I think he would've beaten Ali, but put him against Mike or Wilder he's going to sleep @weak crescent

[paper furnace]

anyone know?

[weak crescent]

He is a very tough fighter to pin because you have to account his lifestyle defined most successful boxers going forward

[misty lotus]

im free....

[weak crescent]

Mike wins because he trained to fight as hard, but idk if it would ever go to a knockout because Marciano was built to take sledges to the head and not buckle

His skill came from his ability to continue late into a fight and still have power in him

[steep wharf]

what in the hell is that neck? i got stabbed, then i look at the guy who stabbed me, ftw!?!

[near lichen]

He is but in today's standards he would be massively undersized, if he were to fight today he would rule cruiserweigjt

[keen vault]

You mean the pitch Black dungeon ?
You need to apply for the playtest, directly from the Steam game page

[paper furnace]

Oh ty guys

[signal wedge]

"I beg your fucking pardon?!"

[steep wharf]

literally canon, one of the voicelines in the game im pretty sure is "bloody die"

[steep wharf]

or should i say, cannon. https://tenor.com/view/chad-chad-knight-nobleknightadventures-noble-knight-chad-knight-walk-gif-15891693334941513276

[mighty lichen]

I found out in the void demo you can literally force Willies to stop fighting you if you spam "give up". It's the same as that one mf who says time out in tag.

[steep wharf]

lmao

[vernal dove]

You downloaded the demo, download the playtest

[fleet stump]

How is everyone doing today

[gray crag]

Where shadow

[steep wharf]

great, you?

[misty lotus]

medium spec i cant affort those

[gray crag]

Horrendous. Still no blood update for a game called Half Sword. Idk if you know it though. Pretty good game

[devout hinge]

@cobalt ruin @paper furnace did you two find out what you needed

[gray crag]

I think you could if you lower the resolution

I went from 120 fps at epic settings to 30 fps on cinematic setting like wtf

I got 20gb vram, it doesn't even look much better

[cobalt ruin]

watchu mean

[gray crag]

Maybe it's supposed to be that low fps to make it a movie

[devout hinge]

you asked how to change modes

[misty lotus]

my reso is really low

[cobalt ruin]

I was joking

[devout hinge]

mfw

[gray crag]

It looks sharp

[misty lotus]

I've already p much optimized my performance this is the best I get

[cobalt ruin]

LOL

[gray crag]

What's your frames?

[misty lotus]

ya it doesn't change the actual resolution for some reason idk

but it makes my framees better so not complaining

[gray crag]

The game has internal scaling that's why low settings at 1080p isn't 1080p

[steep wharf]

yeah, better have good frames and be able to play greatly

[misty lotus]

yus

[fleet stump]

lmao

[gray crag]

In some modes my fps drop to 40

[steep wharf]

ofc like bump them up a bit for the pictures

[fleet stump]

we are keeping Gore 2.0 under wraps at the moment, mostly because it's just extremely brutal.

[steep wharf]

i found its only modes with more than 2 people (including yourself)

[fleet stump]

but yeah, jfc, some things make me gag lol

[gray crag]

Nah that's fine I've seen worse

[steep wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676349 what

[misty lotus]

I hope once they learn how to make brutal goee they learn how to tune it down for realism

[gray crag]

It's true tho some people cant handle this, you might actually want to add a setting to the game ngl, now that i think about it @fleet stump

[steep wharf]

for the most part (i havent tested this) just turn down the blood meter in demo

[fleet stump]

the problem is gore 2.0 is complex...it's hard to completely disable it

[gray crag]

I never understood how people can get traumatized by pixels, but that's what i get for growing up in the Bronx baby

[steep wharf]

ah no wonder

[gray crag]

Straight up release 2 different versions of the game in that case

[fleet stump]

Game is just extremely brutal and unfortunately if ppl want to play something less violent, they just gotta play another game I think

Medieval fencing was brutal

that's just how it was back then

[gray crag]

Maybe they could use less lethal weapons lol

[gray crag]

Yeah absolutely it was a different time

[fleet stump]

Yeah but even fist fights are bloody with 2.0

if you keep banging on someone's skull well

[gray crag]

Don't hype me up

[fleet stump]

Every weapon / armor , everthing in game is historically accurate because Ivan controls all the lore

[gray crag]

I cant wait to upload that shit to YouTube

[fleet stump]

so well, violence goes with it.

[gray crag]

Who is Ivanovich?

[fleet stump]

Our swedish art director

[devout hinge]

improved fist fighting confirmed?

[steep wharf]

thats actually pretty cool, how he do the art?

[fleet stump]

Team is truly global, we have : Swedish, Georgian, Indian, Australian, Argentinian, French, Swiss, Dutch, Canadian team members

[steep wharf]

what does the aussie people do? (aussie myself)

[fleet stump]

eat vegemite

[devout hinge]

extra diversity points from ing!

[steep wharf]

imagine they are the ones who helped make the gore

[devout hinge]

or ign

[gray crag]

Very cool

[fleet stump]

That's the thing also : Indie sized studio, debut title, means creativity is what the studio says it is, not a board.

This factors heavily in the level of violence the game proposes. Basically, no one is there to tell the team 'oh no, that's too much'

Quite the contrary

[gray crag]

Is reference material being watched to create gore mechanics?

I heard from other Game studios that some of the developers actually have to take time off due to how cruel stuff can be.

[steep wharf]

Dont do a half life 2, please.

[fleet stump]

No

It's system heavy.

[gray crag]

Elaborate system heavy

[fleet stump]

how does the human body work, and how well you can recreate this in Unreal engine 5

[steep wharf]

arteries in UE5 when?

[fleet stump]

If you hit the body with a hammer, an axe, if you stab, things behave differently

now if you hit heavily on the chest through a body armor, what happens?

spoiler : ribs can break etc, sting lungs, start internal bleeding etc

that's system heavy

[fleet stump]

careful what you wish for : p

[steep wharf]

from a game perspective, a loss of stamina would be good (correct me if its in the game, i havent been hit by a blunt thing THAT hard yet)

[devout hinge]

sounds more CPU heavy than GPU

[fleet stump]

when I mean system, I mean, the game design is complex

[devout hinge]

oh

[gray crag]

Insane Information you're dropping right now

[fleet stump]

the constellation of systems controlling gore 2.0 is very elaborate

[steep wharf]

ALREADY at that

[drowsy anvil]

I forgot when is the gore coming?

[gray crag]

2018

[fleet stump]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-red-ball-soon-gif-13188418

[gray crag]

Educated guess is either end of the year or first Quartal 2025

[fleet stump]

basically BeamNG does things very well for cars

why not do this for human bodies

[gray crag]

Beamng is peak german engineering

[steep wharf]

oh my god, this game is the beam.ng of human bodies

[gray crag]

Beamng for human violence let's gooooo

Du sprichst deutsch? @fleet stump

[devout hinge]

i want cool armor dents and scratches fr

[steep wharf]

we got human dummies in beam.ng, when are vehicles coming out as a mod

[fleet stump]

ja , Game seer ist eine Deutsche firma

so I forgot : germany

[gray crag]

Ah krass

Ma angucken

[fleet stump]

so If you talk with the team

you can clearly see that they have the same approach to the human body, than BeamNG does with cars

it's embedded in medieval lore, and willie (;

[steep wharf]

yo im new here, what, who, why is willie?

[fleet stump]

willie :

[steep wharf]

ah so its HIM

[steep wharf]

holy shit its that man

no 😦

[devout hinge]

no

[devout hinge]

its him

[gray crag]

Willie is going to become a world known meme ngl

[steep wharf]

his face in the ingame screenshot looks kinda weird, i think its the straps which are making him look a bit goofy

[fleet stump]

let's make HS big

then ill make a big booth with Wilie's face like that cat

[steep wharf]

willie face vegas sphere?

[gray crag]

Muscular willie with human height and weight slider when

[signal wedge]

Oh hey it's the game seer

[steep wharf]

ue5 resolution moment

[devout hinge]

no its actually my screenshot

[fleet stump]

around TGS we are going to release an update FAQ with more infos

[signal wedge]

"Pardon me sir, it appears we're meant to fight."

[steep wharf]

ahhh from far away

[gray crag]

This in 8k resolution would slap