halfsword-chat-⚔

[dire iris]

one swing - bam - oponent is in 2 pieces

[jolly gorge]

ye when i use this then if i get opponent with long weapon then i am deading cuz hes digging me and i have nothing to do

[unborn ore]

exactly

[shut hamlet]

but great sword got that aura and cab bug in the enemy

[frank scarab]

op, little too op, had to downgrade myself to an halberd to make it fair.

[sacred compass]

Counts for boss spawns well enough

[jolly gorge]

fr

[dire iris]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-waiting-berserk-gif-11623594

[old hound]

I was at the third boss and it was chatting 2000 was my score which just wasn’t true

[shut hamlet]

REALL

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-elite-knight-fantasy-sword-great-sword-gif-17782074

[thorn merlin]

black knight dupe

[shut hamlet]

DAWG U GOOD?

[old hound]

Light great sword> great sword

[shut hamlet]

I mean yea but the looks

[dire iris]

THE MILADY!!!!

[old hound]

Light great swords actually move like great swords should

[shut hamlet]

yea but looks

[old hound]

Idk the milady still looks great as well

[shut hamlet]

but looks (my only reason for using the sword)

[dire iris]

...

[shut hamlet]

im bored

[devout hinge]

play halfsword

[shut hamlet]

but which one?

[frank scarab]

then pray to lord franky

[devout hinge]

the playtest duh

[tight dirge]

no kids

[shut hamlet]

FRANKYYYYYY MAY U PLESS MY CHILD IN UR LIGHT

[shut hamlet]

but no blooood :(

[tight dirge]

DUDE

[thorn merlin]

sad(((((((((((((((((((((((

[shut hamlet]

veryyy :(((((((((((((((((((((((((

[tight dirge]

WHAT DID I ACTUALLY JUST WITNESS
I LITERALLY PIERCED MY SPIKEY SPEAR THROUGH A GUYS HEAD AND HE STILL STABBED ME AND STAYED ALIVE

[shut hamlet]

mf said tis but a scratch

[dire iris]

skill issue

[frank scarab]

just play it, blood or no blood, just play it.

[tight dirge]

NAH BUT ACTUALLY HOW DID HE STAY ALIVE AND HE CROUCHED DOWN AND STABBED MY FOOT, KILLING ME

[shut hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-im-great-doin-fine-i-am-ok-not-im-invincible-gif-13072852

[compact mantle]

Achilles ah death

[frank scarab]

he was the 1% of willies that didn't hold g to give up.

[tight dirge]

im putting the clip in the game footage channel
40 megabytes so its gonna take a bit

[frank scarab]

99% of willies hold g to give up before winning big

[shut hamlet]

willies

[jolly gorge]

thats why i go gambling

[tight dirge]

i posted the clip in game footage

[shut hamlet]

real

[tight dirge]

that is so true tho

[shut hamlet]

mf he said nah id win

[severe seal]

wasnt he dead

[shut hamlet]

franky never dies

[tight dirge]

i still cant get over how he straight up thrusted my heel with a spikey spear half way through his head

[severe seal]

jit is typing a whole paragraph

[shut hamlet]

u hit his part of the brain that feels pain so he didnt feel anything

[frank scarab]

he totally didn't die (please don't rat me out for being the assassin)

[severe seal]

it doesnt take that long to type that

[shut hamlet]

U KILLED FRANKY ?

[plush rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258798678194524165/1262389089802653809/togif-19-1.gif

[plush rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160083570921054318/1218413101154570290/togif.gif

[shut hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-cat-lie-down-dog-hey-gif-9627907

[tight dirge]

kiggy chain

[shut hamlet]

kiggyyy

[thorn merlin]

wheeeee

[frank scarab]

franky and his goons (fencer, mcwonderbeast, ivan, blueberry dragon) killed off quasar after the great kinstrife war so after that i (DIDN'T) chop off hes head.

[shut hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-trolling-shockwave-nuke-nuclear-explosion-gif-21948424

[shut hamlet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093800682601062430/1104613213749923870/Screenshot_2023-03-02_195313.gif my reaction

https://tenor.com/view/heavens-door-jojo-anime-jjba-stand-gif-16320510 HEAVENS DOOR REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM

[fossil bluff]

cartel execution looking ahh

[shut hamlet]

i think hes still moving

[fossil bluff]

nah he dead

[shut hamlet]

u sure?

[fossil bluff]

yes

[shut hamlet]

good to know

[plush rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-night-looking-up-kitty-cute-gif-16392670

[shut hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cute-cats-kittens-pussy-cats-kitty-cat-gif-21775883

[flint hatch]

maaaaaaaan i think playtest need blood

[shut hamlet]

ik

[flint hatch]

i got like 7 hours now and if i get crit hit i dont know i will soon die or smth like that

[shut hamlet]

real

[plush rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817158504741339146/1098262799559442542/kitteh.gif

[shut hamlet]

if u play warthunder ur a femboy

[flint hatch]

ohhhhhh fuck

[shut hamlet]

anyone wanna play warthunder?

[devout hinge]

keep yourself safe

[flint hatch]

but i sold my soul to snail man

[shut hamlet]

real

[covert onyx]

or, ya know
the peoople could just enjoy military vehicle sims

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 is for stuff unrelated to halfsword. Speak of war thunder and stuff

[flint hatch]

k

[shut hamlet]

mmm half sword?

[flint hatch]

oh man i have idea the playtest will can have multiplayer tho

[shut hamlet]

i think he not dead

[flint hatch]

he is alive just happy to see you

[shut hamlet]

daym

[flint hatch]

why he is black and you are white????

[covert onyx]

well i was red untill the game bugged out

[shut hamlet]

GUYS IM RIGHT. RIGHT?

[flint hatch]

rip

[flint hatch]

i think somone lose head

[covert onyx]

i may have abused Reaper

[flint hatch]

his face after he accepted his fate

[covert onyx]

funny thing is after that screenshot he tried to stay alive for another minute while my sword dug around inside his organs

[flint hatch]

XD

[covert onyx]

"why bro"

[flint hatch]

ooooh unfair fight he was thinking he is main character

[covert onyx]

so many people realising that this sword is deadly.

[flint hatch]

i was playing only candle challage

[covert onyx]

didint work out well did it?

[flint hatch]

i killed like 5 people and i died

[flint hatch]

this is like somethink i was see in other game or movie

[flint hatch]

you got a pet >:D

man ihope this game will be in unreal engine 5 one day bcs it can be good game and realistic tho [grafics]

[covert onyx]

funny thing

playtest is in UE5, so that along is why the bloods diffrent iirc

[flint hatch]

ooooh i was didnt know ty for telling me now i know why its bloodless

[polar palm]

is the armour only available in the playtest? can't find it in demo

[flint hatch]

you can but you need be alive for long time

[polar palm]

aight cool

[devout hinge]

its already in unreal engine 5

[flint hatch]

ik now DJ RGBFurry telled me but i need that sweet blood and organs

[covert onyx]

yeha armor takes a while

youll start seeing basic armor past the 3rd boss, and the rest aafter 4th

[sacred compass]

The game was always UE5

[covert onyx]

4 -> 5

[sacred compass]

No, the demo is UE5

So is the itch.io version

[flint hatch]

😮 soo why is not playtast ue5 ?

[tight dirge]

so uhh how do i uninstall this mod menu for half sword demo

[sacred compass]

It is...

[flint hatch]

k soo blood is where with organs and more ?

[sacred compass]

read the disclaimer whenever you open playtest or #faq

[covert onyx]

me to all spear users

[thick wasp]

That makes sense
I thought it was for optimization or something lol. The game is pretty tanky on high graphics

[flint hatch]

ty for show me it now i know all my question 😄

[sacred compass]

I think it's mostly the armor tbh, starter carnages are really fast for my potato while buhurts do start slowing down

[thick wasp]

Probably, though even the demo was pretty tanky (and i usually didnt have armor on screen). It is similar to Cyberpunk on high graphics/low raytracing for me. Makes my computer heat up like a mfer and mine is pretty good

[devout hinge]

i wish we got cool ass sword guards like this in the playtest

[flint hatch]

i cant run cinematic graphic in playtest and i have rtx 4070 and i5 13500 LOL

[devout hinge]

yeah its pretty useless to run cinematic devs said they most likely will remove it

[thick wasp]

Not useless but most computers just can't run it overall 😂

[flint hatch]

You need rtx 4090 to run it

[devout hinge]

thats why its useless

[covert onyx]

honestly, id say that there should be a way to turn it on while ONLY in the camera

[devout hinge]

i have made the mistake of using a 2h axe in the demo and paid with my life

(they fucking suck)

[idle crane]

I've had some swords like the second one

[cursive gate]

get in close and use a half sword stance depending on what weapon the enemy is using

[devout hinge]

why would i halfsword

[idle crane]

Only improvement is slightly better shadows for considerable worse performance. It's a unity setting intended for CGI it is going to be removed

[devout hinge]

is the combat so broken in the demo i can only halfsword certain weapons for them to be effectively used

[idle crane]

Not unity, unreal my bad

[cursive gate]

it's optimal for close distance fighting, which can help against enemies that use long range weapons

[shut hamlet]

he took a nap

[devout hinge]

yeah i think ill just stick to the playtest

[cursive gate]

same thing applies but all power to you

[devout hinge]

not at all

in the playtest i can actually swing an axe properly

[flint hatch]

is there any possible way to add mods to the game btw ?

[shut hamlet]

GUYS I THINK MY GAME BUGGED

[devout hinge]

there are some mods for the demo

[flint hatch]

can you send me link for them ?

[shut hamlet]

I FOUGHT 2 GUY THEN WENT INTO THE BOSS WHEN I FINISHED THE BOSS I WENT TO THE OTHER BOSS

[devout hinge]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword

[twilit granite]

More like a mod

[devout hinge]

i cant place the food in ones mouth

[flint hatch]

ty

[twilit granite]

The other 6 are reshade things or a downloader

[shut hamlet]

GUYS GET ON VC I NEED TO SHOW SMTH A BUG

[flint hatch]

k

[shut hamlet]

THE GAME GASLIT ME

[flint hatch]

😄

[shut hamlet]

WAIT ITS DOING IT AGAIN

[flint hatch]

he didnt lie

i need restart whole pc bcs demo

[viral oracle]

Hello everyone, I just downloaded Half Sword: Gauntlet ver 0.2.4.2. How do I start the game from files ? Is there any tutorial ?

[weak crescent]

Meant to post here* Dont watch if you dont like lights, but found this odd bug

[sacred compass]

run the executable

[lament wraith]

ive got a question about the demo, is there any way to get armour off of enemies?

[twilit granite]

How do people not know about an exe file

[plush rapids]

abduallah

[timid estuary]

What's swords out 2?

[frank scarab]

reshade

[timid estuary]

To make my pc suffer even more

[frank scarab]

nah, it makes the game look like an old computer game.

[peak talon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iyH4GF2RmAId8EpjE/d1337DQJPcrp?invite=cr-MSxnRG4sMjE2MTQwODgyLA

[timid estuary]

We saw that

[restive garnet]

[lament summit]

4090 only gets like 70-100 FPS in cinematic 😔

[restive garnet]

cinematic is not meant for gameplay

we even dont have dlss or any other upscalers

sooo

performace is good

[timid estuary]

I barely get 70 fps...

[lament summit]

You knock it down to epic and the 4090 is glued at 200 FPS, it’s really good

[restive garnet]

thats good

60 fps is enough

its not a shooter game

[timid estuary]

Add m4a1 to half sword-

[restive garnet]

[restive garnet]

awesome

imagine we add frame gen

lmao

yes

[timid estuary]

Yes

[weak roost]

soon™️

[timid estuary]

Marshal is tired of that question already

[rough grotto]

we love baki

[timid estuary]

Says the guy with sukuna pfp or whoever is that

[rough grotto]

that was a joke

[rough grotto]

and whats wrong with me saying we love baki anyway?

[lament wraith]

yeah the halberds pretty cool

[devout hinge]

PLEASE dont rely on DLSS, FSR and other upscalers for performance

[restive garnet]

dont worry

we aint lazy

[near lichen]

Metahuman willie

[crisp marsh]

Flipped his goofy ass while he stabbed me

[signal wedge]

[crisp marsh]

Cause its npcs u can do mma if it’s fist only drag them to the floor

[soft osprey]

Did this mf take a picture of his screen with a phone rather than just a screen shot

[shut hamlet]

yup

[lament summit]

Fuck yeah

[opal sundial]

my man just take a screenshot

from what i saw it’s a default quality setting in unreal engine 5 for getting high quality shots but idk

[restive garnet]

Cinematic setting is meant for cinematography

Not for games

We forgot to take it out

Like I said

Cinematic setting is meant for cinematography

[crisp marsh]

I just started on pc man I don’t know how

[opal sundial]

Press windows + shift + s and designate an area

[restive garnet]

Epic is the best to have, unless the hardware won’t handle it, then you need to give them the option to ramp things down a bit.

Cinematic obviously it does something, but I think it’s more to do with rendering sequences than running games.

[crisp marsh]

Ight

[restive garnet]

There is no difference between epic and cinematic

Epic looks better. Cinematic setting in hs is not setup correctly

Take a side by side screenshot

[near lichen]

I had a dream last night I was playing Half Sword 1.0 in a desert (lots of sand involved) and right when I was about to overhead stab willie he put his sword to the ground where sand was and swinged it to my direction and he killed me

[restive garnet]

Good dream

[near lichen]

Was that arena WIP you showed us sand or smoke?

[restive garnet]

Hopefully in the future we can have more and better graphical fidelity and settings for higher end pcs

That's Ivan and Fiberman

Nah

I just do vfx

And give advice of how stuff can look and improve

Yee that's not finished

[signal wedge]

Hello galaxy

[near lichen]

Didn't you also design the maps

[restive garnet]

Sup

Ivan did

I added the parallax rooms

[signal wedge]

How goes the blood and jiggle physics

[restive garnet]

Yes

Awesome but blood doesn't soak like that.

There is alot to be improved on

[frank scarab]

it works

[signal wedge]

Galaxy knows a lot about blood as he served two tours in Vietnam with macv-sog

That must've hurt like hell

[frank scarab]

my head hurts reading this,

[signal wedge]

I've never cracked my head open but I slammed my head into a door a few times and left a mark, got reminded of it every time I brushed my hair

Head wounds are easy to ignore until you touch your head and feel that shit fr 😭

I always see stories about people surviving these crazy ass things while the majority of people die from hitting the right side of their head a lil too hard we fragile as shit

Bro what 💀

Bro is about to get banned

[frank scarab]

did you turn a bit more handsome?

[signal wedge]

Nope still ugly asf but with a bruise on my head

I think so, or at least last time I checked yeah

[tight dirge]

im legit still thinking about how the hell did this guy survive my spikey spear piercing his head and then stabbed my heel with his spear

[signal wedge]

I get those moments sometimes where I end up dying because I fell on the dudes sword

[tight dirge]

real.

[signal wedge]

It either takes millenia to kill someone or it's instant lmao

[tight dirge]

is brave stand supposed to be hard

[plain saddle]

no idea lol
ig it depends on how fast you can kill them before being surrounded

[signal wedge]

It feels fun when you're in full plate and get to charge in with reckless abandon

[frank scarab]

jk

[tight dirge]

i can kill them even when surrounded 🤷‍♂️

[odd meadow]

Where blood?

[signal wedge]

Fake ryan

[tight dirge]

after tokyo event blood comes back, read announcements

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/inifinity-war-spiderman-tom-holland-made-up-names-gif-11661865

[plain saddle]

yeah, it's just easier (than it already is) if there's nobody behind you

[odd meadow]

But where blood?

[tight dirge]

mods chop his balls off and feed them to a hippo

[spice bluff]

when is the blood comeing?

[restive garnet]

Yes

[signal wedge]

No

[restive garnet]

[tight dirge]

after the tokyo event aka september 29th (i thinkity think)

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-nelson-muntz-laugh-laughing-haha-gif-10706899326741456109

[knotty field]

please add now ahaha

[signal wedge]

Let galaxy cook bro he's cooking rn

[restive garnet]

Frfr

[knotty field]

yeah i know i played some of his mods on other games i have faith ahaha

[restive garnet]

The whole team is

[cerulean needle]

I want an unarmed school of fighting channel for half sword

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-let-me-cook-cook-walter-white-gif-3436637257810219791

[tight dirge]

w gmod blood mods

[spice bluff]

RIP fr

[tight dirge]

espesh the galaxyhighmarshal x zippy blood mod, that one was golden

[knotty field]

bro got him in a leg lock

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1273765784526786611 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[cerulean needle]

omg

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272825249892929608 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272867246984659005 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263255402729181184 https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263248218297339915 Here is the rest for anyone who wants to join

[cerulean needle]

love u

[jolly gorge]

HOW TF DO I KILL THAT GUY WHIT HOE

[cerulean needle]

Honestly? You sprint rush him before he can swing, you grab him by the throat, bring him down and spin him around town.

[jolly gorge]

tried that bros imune

whats furdest u all have gone

[true zealot]

Controlling the arm until im able to heal more 🙏

[smoky pilot]

how do I play this when I download the demo it take me to the dark place thing

[true zealot]

request access on the steam page #faq

[jolly gorge]

just run around and enemies will spawn

[true zealot]

does anyone else notice how the hitbox on this axe seems bugged?

I'm getting stabbed by the handle, the blade is nowhere near me

[jolly gorge]

i think its featur couse its like that on every wepon

[livid egret]

Idk, I don't have an issue pommel smashing people, normally if it has a spike ill get some wacky stuff like this, but that is just handle

[old hound]

Are you sure it wasn’t just being hit and not actually stabbed?

[wind fern]

why would that be a feature?

[jolly gorge]

why not try stabing someone whit stick irl

[twilit granite]

I can’t believe the 208th Infantry Division got stabbed

[fleet jasper]

i have no idea how i survived that

[lapis hemlock]

Friction lightbulb

[jolly gorge]

real nice feturs ngl

[static crest]

How do i get to play in this map

I can only play in that dark room I dont know why

[old hound]

Request access to plays test on steam

[lapis hemlock]

You gotta go to the steam page of half Sword, then click on request playtest

[static crest]

I did that

[dreamy rampart]

I hit someone with the back of my Halberd and broke all their ribs

[oblique marsh]

fps mode? how?

[lapis hemlock]

Then wait, it takes max a day

[dreamy rampart]

V

[static crest]

thx

[flat fern]

i wake up,i run playtest

[oblique marsh]

thats a thing? i've played for 14 hours

[lapis hemlock]

np, you'll have a message at your email notifying you that you can download it now

[flat fern]

i get bored, i play blood and iron,i feel brave i play voices of the void i live a simple life

[oblique marsh]

no way.. it is real

[devout hinge]

votv isnt that scary once you get used to it being autism simulator 2000

[flat fern]

but..i am thhe autistic one!!

[dreamy rampart]

Why isnt the blood feature working in playtest

[plain saddle]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iyJRpg8HZXn_SGq_x/d1337ksD3MfP?invite=cr-MSxPNmIsMjY2NjM0MjA4LA
first person is pretty fun

[flat fern]

bonk

[devout hinge]

i should play it again i see the dev released a new version last week and hopefully it doesnt run as shit as the other 0.8 ones

[flat fern]

my frames arent good when i play it,so im gonna have to tweak it some day

[lapis hemlock]

i love how there's multiple edits on this

[flat fern]

awh man i died..

[dreamy rampart]

Awwwww

[jolly gorge]

how much is game going to cost

[flat fern]

25 sum

[shut cape]

A crillion dollars

[devout hinge]

below 50 euros

[dreamy rampart]

I grabbed metal fists in spoilage and broke a guys skull after he begged for mercey

[old hound]

Why is there no gore?

[storm osprey]

Below 1000000 zimbabwean dollars

[devout hinge]

fuck you you know why

[dreamy rampart]

Wait, if we already have the playtest then will the ppl that already have it have it for free?

[storm osprey]

No you have to pay money

[devout hinge]

just so you know

[storm osprey]

500000 Zimbabwean dollars minimum price when the game releases

[lapis hemlock]

its justa playtest, after realease you wont have access

[dreamy rampart]

???

[dreamy rampart]

Wtf????????????????

[devout hinge]

those are class tiers i thought you were playing spoilance because you didnt know there are others

[jolly gorge]

i cant get to second bosssssssss

[dreamy rampart]

I'm not dumb, I have won atleast 5 times in a row with each class, I'm not a nooby

[devout hinge]

his way of telling us that new voicelines are ready for the game

[lapis hemlock]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[devout hinge]

new voice liners when

[lapis hemlock]

JAJAJAJAJA

[idle crane]

This NPC willie is ready

[rustic roost]

When will the Game fully release?

[idle crane]

unknown

[rustic roost]

ok

[lapis hemlock]

Is this gonna turn up like the cult of the lamb thing? They ACTUALLY made it, they reached the follower goal on their twitter's account and said why not

[devout hinge]

call him

[rustic roost]

will the game have Multiyplayer?

[devout hinge]

what do you mean

[lapis hemlock]

that's in the FAQ

[weak roost]

You are cracked lmfao

[plush rapids]

maybe

[rustic roost]

I hope so

[weak roost]

Guys hes losing it

[novel wagon]

true love

[lapis hemlock]

They added a way to make the cultits have babies. That's because they wrote a tweet as a joke , where they would add sex , if they reached 400K followers.

[devout hinge]

no we will not have sex

[lapis hemlock]

:c

[devout hinge]

i talked with willie he doesnt want sex

[lapis hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/prigozhin-gif-6889483180864512435

[twilit granite]

Yesterday

[rustic roost]

was it?

[devout hinge]

bruh how tf am i beating thisd

[devout hinge]

it has worked

[worn heron]

I'm shitting while listening to this

[flat fern]

i bet they stabed eachother

[cerulean needle]

Can you voice act my best brave stand so far

[devout hinge]

they didnt actually i beat both of them

[plush rapids]

add women to the game

i need to beat my wife irl and in-game ty in advance

[cerulean needle]

Jarl Balgruff you are required

[plush rapids]

snitches get stiches

[humble bloom]

already done

[plush rapids]

iff someone needs male whimpering audios for the game or smth hit me up devs

[devout hinge]

this man is trying to steal your job @humble bloom

[craggy ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[hollow cairn]

very nice sex

[cerulean needle]

Willie sex train

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-planet-of-the-apes-gif-4887024567657918299

[plush rapids]

me irl ngl

[humble bloom]

already done

[torn warren]

[plush rapids]

willie getting the best head of his life

[flat fern]

iron peasant!

[hollow cairn]

make more pls

[humble bloom]

already done, youll have to wait for it though

[hollow cairn]

alright

[shut hamlet]

how did i do this

[humble bloom]

sword

[shut hamlet]

i mean look at his checks

[humble bloom]

sword

[flat fern]

can we have willie asmr mr voice actor

[shut hamlet]

wait u a game dev?

[flat fern]

their a voice actor for willie i think

[shut hamlet]

ohhhh

[plush rapids]

this is why i prefer the demo over the plaaytest

[flat fern]

willie voice reveal

[shut hamlet]

@humble bloom can u lower the wait for slow mode?

[humble bloom]

no

[flat fern]

we got a little to rowdy last night so prob not

[shut hamlet]

damn

[flat fern]

i fucking love the bill hook with the stabby bit!!

[idle crane]

Terrifying

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/levi-aot-attack-on-titan-gif-21930041

[timid estuary]

Willie threatened us

[cerulean needle]

There's my favorite monkey.

https://tenor.com/view/pg-tips-monkey-ops-gif-24323598

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-sock-monkey-yay-cheering-gif-14287835

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sock-monkey-w-gif-24782753

[topaz totem]

Yo chat

[cerulean needle]

This was one of my more savage quick kills

[cerulean needle]

Not my quickest brave stand but it was savage

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-dayne-ser-gif-22190736

[bronze wigeon]

Half sword guy grows hair

[devout hinge]

willie ross

[cerulean needle]

I swear to god im turning this game into the WWE

[shut cape]

Anyone got a clue to make the game stop automatically going to you lose after starting single combat

[devout hinge]

it happens in any gamemode i guess restarting the game may help

[shut cape]

Yeah I was tryna add on saying restarting doesn’t help, I’ve validated files many times to, it might be a drivers issue but idk

[lilac forge]

how do i access other maps?

[jolly nexus]

that's the cool part you don't access

[lilac parcel]

you don’t

[humble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[ornate current]

demo is better ?

[thorny perch]

No

[ornate current]

but playtest have no blood and scar

[hard vault]

Just be patient. It'll come back soon

[ornate current]

But when it's relly effective

[thorny perch]

All of you guys are really blood thirsty to see some gore

[violet meteor]

how to play?

[cerulean needle]

Step one is dragging equipment away from an enemy sharply with one arm to make them trip/fall, Step two is letting go with whatever arms are attached, step three is applying both arms grapple points to strong points of contact and wilding the fuck out on Willie

[violet meteor]

i know

[cerulean needle]

Show me ur clips

[violet meteor]

but how to download gam

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-sad-happy-to-sad-better-call-saul-gif-138039709594799496

[remote bramble]

will the game be free?

[thorny perch]

No, 0/10 youre not getting the plane ticket to hawaii

[languid nest]

i fw it

[weak parrot]

Idk if this looks like bjj or yoga lol

[devout hinge]

only the playtest because thats the only one that can have good pics

so what gore does nothing if the combat sucks balls

[summer iris]

day 9 million of waiting for gore on the playtest

you could make an option for on and off for those showings yk

they turned it off so they could show it at conventions and shit i think

[devout hinge]

nah this is cooler

[summer iris]

who attacked you?

[devout hinge]

we will get gore probably in october

do you really think the gore is ready lmao

[summer iris]

bro if it is in the playtest then atleast give us that until uupdate

demo is fire tho i have more tim on that than the actual playtest lmaoo

[devout hinge]

sorry but its not ready dumbass those images are nothing but sneakpeaks at what the gore will be like

[summer iris]

those sneakpeeks look fire

[devout hinge]

heres another one from today #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message and ngl it doesnt look ready to me

[hexed torrent]

how did u gte the map btw

[soft osprey]

What would the female Willie be called?

[devout hinge]

its the playtest request it on the steam page and wait to get accepted usually it takes a few minutes if youre lucky or a day

[remote bramble]

why he got that long ass neck

[soft osprey]

This it’s important please don’t ignore me

[devout hinge]

because you believe its ready and you think the devs are really like "yeah lmao no gore because show!!"

[weak roost]

soon™️

[mellow phoenix]

willieta

[soft osprey]

Good choice Ty

Fellas please what is the female Willie called and what color is her hair answer me it’s half sword related

[devout hinge]

Willietta and she's a redhead

[hexed torrent]

thx!

[little verge]

Queue is emptied check your steam library.

[worn heron]

this has never been confirmed.

[hexed torrent]

OH HELL YEAH I LOVE YOU MAN

[devout hinge]

because you asked me why I called you a dumbass. once you stop talking to me ill stop talking to you

[fleet stump]

Hello willies

[worn heron]

don't get yourself in trouble, it ain't worth it

[worn heron]

[hexed torrent]

IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

[devout hinge]

indeed i am cool

[frank scarab]

hey there prince.

[hexed torrent]

THX DUDE!!|!\

[little verge]

Gore 2.0 is not ready for release. News on this and more at the end of September, this does not mean gore will return in September.

[soft osprey]

Yeah so is your mom! Roasted I think

[devout hinge]

indeed she is cool

[worn heron]

Sir I would like to ask you about something I saw that was odd, some strange person I don't know planning some nefarious scheme

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slug-pup-slugpup-rainworld-golden-slugpup-gif-10782127558544416935

[little verge]

lol what this time?

[worn heron]

I've heard whispers of a light

[flat fern]

bye bye

[hexed torrent]

U GUYS ARE SO NICE OTHER GAMES HAVE TO LIKE PAY TO PLAYTEST BUT THIS?? THIS IS GOLD!!!

[worn heron]

a fleshy sort of light

[fleet stump]

?

[little verge]

lol

[minor sonnet]

got this guy in headlock and now we kissin 💀

[weak roost]

AYO

[devout hinge]

fyi you can change classes

[worn heron]

ahem surely you can explain

[soft osprey]

What’s a fleshy light? Can you explain in detail

[fleet stump]

You taking the time to playtest is invaluable to us.

[little verge]

Savage dismemberment.

[weak roost]

damn he got receipts too

[fleet stump]

Well yeah

[little verge]

Be sure to come back and give feedback!

[fleet stump]

Willie fleshlight for the people

[soft osprey]

I’d buy 10

[fleet stump]

See

[cerulean needle]

My favorite thing to do with this game is to turn it into the WWE, i love swordplay and such but the shit you can do in this is hilarious

[worn heron]

so it's not a troll 🧌

I'll take 30

[devout hinge]

i never saw such cool game publishers

[weak roost]

frfr

[hexed torrent]

YES SIR

[little verge]

Yeah grappling is harder in the playtest but I have gotten back into the groove of man handling Willies.

[soft osprey]

Willie fleshlight would be so popular your dads will want one too

[fleet stump]

We're mainly rust and tarkov players, but we do publishing too

[little verge]

No more WoW?

[worn heron]

escape from willkov

[cerulean needle]

I found it to be easier lmao

[minor sonnet]

how in the world..

[flat fern]

i got 2 kills with the sharp part on the end of the pole arm!!! i didnt have medal open so no clip :((( )

[little verge]

lol did you alter the damage settings?

[cerulean needle]

no haven't touched them yet

[flat fern]

wah

[fleet stump]

Hi

[minor sonnet]

how do u get in that arena

[flat fern]

does he know..?

[fleet stump]

So you guys wanna hear something funny

[near lichen]

Morning Pierrot, 30 more days 🔥 🔥 🔥

[little verge]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[minor sonnet]

alr thanks

[weak roost]

Depends...

[hexed torrent]

100 STARS

[fleet stump]

Opening night live, the "biggest" gaming show of the year managed 40m views, spread accross 48 games.

Half sword videos, over the last 30 days, managed 55m views...

[little verge]

It is the oldest available build atm.

[weak roost]

Because Half Sword is spectacular 🙂

[frank scarab]

realism.

[minor sonnet]

yeah i played it once but i forgot how so i asked

[little verge]

You have helped with that view count!

[fleet stump]

Do you guys like gore ?

[near lichen]

Half Sword about to take over, it's time for the revolution

[weak roost]

Only 320K worth

[minor sonnet]

damn.

[frank scarab]

people the gore, and thats why some people like the demo more.

[weak roost]

👀

[near lichen]

If E3 was still alive I would've loved to see Half Sword there

[fleet stump]

Team busy with Japan prep, but I can disclose one thing : Epic games has been amazing at gamescom and they are going to offer some serious support.

I think they understood the game can be a great model of what UE5 can do.

[flat fern]

kinda,i like more of body cam or ready or not gore

[weak roost]

+1 BUT keep it on steam.

[little verge]

I miss E3.

[near lichen]

When you say support to what extent will this be? Coders? More assets? I'd imagine it has something to do w UE5

[fleet stump]

It's not going anywhere. HS is steam strong.

But tech support from Epic is super cool

[flat fern]

...

[little verge]

You are a meme machine I cannot keep up.

[weak roost]

Fantastic! That'll be awesome.

[ornate current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238915991254208583/1278068567581134868/Filmler_ve_TV_2024-08-27_22-06-21.mp4?ex=66cf759b&is=66ce241b&hm=eae823dbe153c6b15b26010c9387ee351be84a63e47eff7bad18582f6c99b6b2&

[near lichen]

Same, pandemic killed it but idk why it isn't back yet

[flat fern]

wtf is bro using to record..USE MEDAL LIKE THE REST OF US!

[fleet stump]

Tech support and making sure the team fully grasps the power of UE5

[little verge]

California, that is all that needs said lol.

[weak roost]

Everyone is hosting their own events, essentially. No payout to E3 promoters.

[minor sonnet]

bruh i use the xbox control panel

[fleet stump]

E3 died and honestly I think GDC gonna die too

Gamescom is too big now

[worn heron]

That's an awesome step forward hell yeah

[little verge]

man no more GDC would be wild.

[weak roost]

That will be fantastic and an awesome step for the future of the devs.

[weak roost]

Is half life 3 in there?

[near lichen]

Nice!! Hope devlog gets updated would love to see more BTS of the game especially now with Epic Games support

[little verge]

We are cooking on some BTS content.

[fleet stump]

(:

[weak roost]

Its a damn conspiracy.

[fleet stump]

Armors are being forged...literally.

In game and...not in game (:

[near lichen]

This is very good news. Hope franky still remembers about the physics control and self balancing he said would be in the future devlogs

[little verge]

I can not speak to what Frank does or not remember lol but I will certainly remind him.

[jade drum]

How much will the game cost?

[near lichen]

Thank you brother 🔥 🙏

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-up-beating-up-lilo-fight-beat-up-beat-down-gif-19482217

[fleet stump]

Jeyzus

[little verge]

To early in development to say. Pricing to be determined later.

[weak roost]

As much as they want.

[soft osprey]

No less than $90

[near lichen]

I'm surprised no one brought up online support now that pierrot announced more tech support

[little verge]

The Galaxy memes never get old.

[cerulean needle]

[fleet stump]

Sept. Approaching

[worn heron]

Game will be 900 dollar

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/maniwonders-cascadewallet-rfid-rfi-dwallet-wallet-gif-13938739

[cerulean needle]

You need to use your chastity belt as a weapon

[shut cape]

Any tips on how to counter long swords while using Polearms?

[little verge]

did you see the better one I made with the resized head? First edit was fast and sloppy.

[soft osprey]

Chastity? Yeah poor Willie 2 could use one

[fleet stump]

Wife wants to see fallout, afk

[near lichen]

half sword the tv show when

[edgy nacelle]

How are u holding him

[weak roost]

You mean Dequitem

[little verge]

First, avoid letting them close the gap distance is you best friend. If they manage to close the gap use the alt grip (half sword grip) this allows for more powerful close quarters attacks.

[cerulean needle]

Literally swipe at them from left to right with the spear near the neck area if exposed, and if not, go unarmed, pick up the fucker and throw him

[frank scarab]

if thats true then, i wlll be going to the half sword hq dressed up as an employee, going to floor 11 where the office area takes place, then planting 42 bombs under their desks then blowing it up as soon as i leave, sprinting to the getaway car.

[soft osprey]

By the time my video sends it’s going to 10 minutes after what it’s responding to damnit

[near lichen]

what about that King Arthur movie by Guy Ritchie? he could direct the Half Sword series

[little verge]

You can pick up weapons with Q and E you can also grab on to opponents this way. Tip once you grab on do not let go of the mouse click with the corresponding hand.

[crisp marsh]

Anyone got any games me n the homie can play for free that are good I ain’t got nothing on my pc rn

[weak roost]

That would actually be hot. I love Guy Ritchie.

[edgy nacelle]

i wish u could change your controls 😦

[little verge]

lol does viggle have a willie model preset now?

[edgy nacelle]

my e and ctrl button are broken

[steady sage]

do you have a controller?

[edgy nacelle]

yes

[near lichen]

Ritchie or Charles Stahelski for Half Sword TV show

[steady sage]

Xpadder free version could help, I'm using my left hand on a controller for most everything with my right hand using the mouse

[minor sonnet]

zenitsu ahh pose

[worn heron]

dear god

[near lichen]

bro just made a bomb threat lmaooo

[worn heron]

yeah maybe don't joke about that

[storm osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047194231875321856/1162826809507844227/H6chCqA.gif

[little verge]

*Had, a wife and kids.

[soft osprey]

These things are golden Ty

[storm osprey]

yknow what else is golden

[soft osprey]

No what

[cerulean needle]

People keep complaining about spears while you can do things like this with them

[storm osprey]

these nuts on your chin

[soft osprey]

I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to go

[storm osprey]

[soft osprey]

You could be like, “you ever seen a blueberry dragon?” And then they say “a blueberry dragon?” And then you say, blueberry dragon his nuts accross your chin

[storm osprey]

i did NOT need an explanation vro 🙏

[soft osprey]

Come on that was good and I used a mod for it

Fuck you losers I hate my life!

[cerulean needle]

Go back to Roku

[soft osprey]

Chastity? Yeah poor Willie 2 could use one

[storm osprey]

good god

[soft osprey]

Holy shit 20 minutes later it finally sent

[dreamy rampart]

I think im the the top streamer for halfswors rn

[frank scarab]

yeah looking back maybe it wasn't an great idea to make an bomb threat, joke or not.

[cerulean needle]

Fucking Willie train

[shut cape]

Just put a in Minecraft at the end

[cerulean needle]

They got logs for that bro, too late

[storm osprey]

the sex update is important for our livelihood

[shut cape]

time to start writing a 5 paragraph apology

[soft osprey]

Roku was too popular bro it spawned cheap knockoff imitations under the names of FIRESTICK and Samsung I can’t it’s just too powerful

[warped stream]

they need to add slow motion back

[cerulean needle]

Okay i got like 6 ryans renamed i just keep them in check

[soft osprey]

It was just easier to morph into a rock

[cerulean needle]

It's not as memorable i don't acknowledge it

[soft osprey]

It’s not as memorable because I have yet to get renamed to easter island head, and it’s only been a couple days

[cerulean needle]

my bad bro not ur final form, i get it

[soft osprey]

Exactly Ty handsome

[noble halo]

yall are horny as heck

[frank scarab]

guess its fine, its all in the past, or future.

[soft osprey]

What?

[little verge]

#1278076642631352330 message

[noble halo]

nah this server too freaky

[soft osprey]

You ain’t seen nothin yet kiddo

[noble halo]

ok I am gonna desolve my eyes in acid

[soft osprey]

But wait there’s more

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-thats-enough-internet-for-today-gif-13112332

[worn heron]

Willie

[noble halo]

Holy shit thats enough internet for me

[soft osprey]

I can’t believe you’ve blessed us with this. This is absolutely the greatest picture of half sword yet

[worn heron]

What if I made it up to you by showing you a sneak peek of the gore in development

[noble halo]

That would make me feel better. But my soul isnt innocent anymore

[worn heron]

I can't take credit it's someone else's but

go hog wild lil bro

[worn heron]

Shit wrong one

[soft osprey]

Oh I’m going to. And it’s okay, because it’s mine now I made it

[noble halo]

YESSS THATS WHAT I NEEDED

[worn heron]

Willbrain

[noble halo]

I can smell my gpu burning from here

[soft osprey]

You needed brain? All you had to do was ask bud

[remote bramble]

he aint dying

[worn heron]

you're supposed to tease them with a few at a time

[noble halo]

:|

[frank scarab]

might aswell give them what they want.

[soft osprey]

No that creates spoiled children

[worn heron]

nuh uh

[tepid beacon]

mood

[worn heron]

Thinking about making this a sticker

"WillConcern"

[soft osprey]

You’re supposed to keep them wanting more melon

[shrewd talon]

do it

[shut cape]

rate this throat stab https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iyNSQul3VgX_1YO4q/d1337VI90pqb?invite=cr-MSxMY3UsMjE5NTIxMjc0LA

[idle crane]

Are you part of servers just for their stickers and mojis?

[worn heron]

yes

I collect them

I joined the server to get 1 answer for a Minecraft modpack and they had funny sticker

[obsidian shale]

Owner Thank you for making this masterpiece

[shrewd talon]

double long sword

[obsidian shale]

try running the game on cinematic

[odd pelican]

FREAKS

[shrewd talon]

no, thanks

[obsidian shale]

Lol my pc died when i tried it

thanks to nanite we can play this masterpiece ofcourse

[dull iron]

hi

[shrewd talon]

mine too, i can barely play it on high

[flat fern]

is this a epic photo

or too much effects on screen?

[devout hinge]

TOO LITTLE COLOR ADD MORE CONTRAST NERD

[flat fern]

:(((

[devout hinge]

or make it a cool black and white pic those can go hard too

[flat fern]

but its cool no?....

[devout hinge]

the stuff happening in the picture is nice but you used a poopenfarten camera angle try doing something like this above the shoulder

[flat fern]

:(( but alr

[jade carbon]

Epic photo

[stark hill]

this game is crazy good

[devout hinge]

i am giving you solid advice

[flat fern]

hug

[devout hinge]

literally just try different camera angles before modifying anything to the contrast, saturation etc

[flat fern]

o alr

[devout hinge]

also in my opinion sharpness should be set to atleast 15 to bring some of the details to life

[jade drum]

I asked for access, how long do you think it will take until I get accepted?

[flat fern]

never!

[hasty scaffold]

i cant get into the playtest

[flat fern]

wdym?

[hasty scaffold]

I’ll send you a video

[idle crane]

Try verifying your files also make a https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 post

[hasty scaffold]

I figured it out

[summer iris]

how imma get timed out for saying a word that belongs to my race 😉

[warped hedge]

Click something else on tabbs

[hasty scaffold]

Kinda made it worse

[soft osprey]

Because 1.nobody knows if it’s your actual race, and 2. Way more importantly, whether it “belongs to your race” or not you can’t say it here very simple brother man

[summer iris]

it’s not that deep

[soft osprey]

How is that deep lol

[tender quest]

why do you feel the need to say it, here in this discord?

[brisk nebula]

broskis head is over

[dull iron]

how did you get blood?

[brisk nebula]

in the demo

[lone garnet]

how do i change map

[tender quest]

how do i 1v1 with my friend?

[lone garnet]

U can't

[tired obsidian]

does anybody else have a problem in the playtest that they cant move their mouse around and can only walk?

[tender quest]

fr???

[obsidian shale]

Epic too

[lone garnet]

How do i Get other maps or is there only one

[dull iron]

that kick

[flat fern]

did lil bro say the n word?

[flat fern]

turn this into a sped up gif right now!!!

[lone garnet]

Is there a way to change the map ??

[brisk nebula]

u cant

[soft osprey]

He claimed he did and got timed out for it I didn’t see it, probably a while ago if it even was today

[flat fern]

on itch,ko https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[viral tiger]

how do u get access to the playtest?

[lone garnet]

just request

[flat fern]

u can on the itch.io version

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest here. Wait 12 hours or less for access

[lone garnet]

where is do i find itch

[viral tiger]

good looks gang

[flat fern]

click on the linkie here!

[flat fern]

Ig were not good enough to become the king.. (prince? duke..harold? idk)

[lone garnet]

is this out yet or how do i get it? thx

[flat fern]

i think its symbolizing that its the king,and we cant be the king? like below it is a knight or heavily armored knight

[lone garnet]

okay thanks grunk

[devout hinge]

that'll be a very fancy knight or a character with very fancy and expensive armor

[lone garnet]

Ok

[brisk nebula]

my best run (died because my weapon dismissed mid fight)

[silent jacinth]

will the game ever add multiplayer

[thorny perch]

No, sorry

[olive blade]

is there gonna be a mode like demo in the full release? if so i got an idea

[lone garnet]

How do i go first person

[flat fern]

v

[marble sigil]

am i the only one who struggles with hitting armored guys in the weak points

[dull iron]

you can quit the armor of the enemy? (sorry for my english)

[fast bramble]

Quit?

[marble sigil]

wdym quit?

[vapid hull]

Do you mean you can remove the armor of an enemy? If so, yes, you can! It depends on which mode you're playing.

[dull iron]

take out

[fast bramble]

In theory you can remove helmets but ever since they updated the straps I've never been able to

But otherwise no

[vapid hull]

I've only been able to knock off my opponents hat

[fast bramble]

There's gaps in the armour you can poke through, and sometimes the weapons just phase through the armour because physics bugs

[dull iron]

you can't pick his head and take out the helmet?

[flat fern]

i like to two hand the short leaf spear (is that the name?)

[fast bramble]

When the playtest first released the helmets came off as easily as the hats

[vapid hull]

Oh thank god that's not the case anymore lol

[fast bramble]

In theory you can bash the helmet off with enough force but when they updated the strength of the helmets it made it pretty much impossible

[olive blade]

no sorry

[dull iron]

ok, thanks

[olive blade]

good luck

[fast bramble]

It was hilarious lmao but totally not realistic

[flat fern]

what if they forgot to put it on right!

[red coral]

WoW, Congratulations, my record is only 1,625

[idle crane]

The only times it has happened since the update is an NPC hitting another NPC and also an NPC htting me

[sturdy onyx]

how do i get up

[fast bramble]

Lmao the chain Willie reaction

[fast bramble]

Make sure your camera is facing towards your feet and press and hold either W or S

[silent jacinth]

:(

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1278030799303741584/WillieSix.gif

I was little spoon

[red coral]

Hey, do you all happen the bug of in the brave stand of the enemies attacking their self team? I think It happen to me but i'm not secure

[flat fern]

yall walk your willies or naw?

[covert edge]

Yes

[fast bramble]

I've heard of others having that issue but I haven't seen it in my game.

Sometimes the colouring of their clothes makes an enemy look like a teammate and it's a bit confusing, there's also friendly fire

[silent jacinth]

how do u grab stuff

[red coral]

Ok, thanks

[flat fern]

mfw the Npc has pinpoint precision (aka Me being a dumbass) and They cut my throat open like butter

[idle crane]

q and e

[meager spoke]

Guys how do i get acces for the full demo version

[soft osprey]

Tyvm for this art that is now mine

[soft osprey]

And this. This is also mine now. I will be claiming credit for both going forward

[flat fern]

was mine not good enough :.(

[soft osprey]

It’s certainly not bad but I need my Willie’s sexualized, you know?

[brisk nebula]

how do u hit so smooth

[main inlet]

yall i was playing the playtest and an npc randomly said the n word hard r

[flat fern]

totally didnt put npc damage to the max..

[soft osprey]

Nooo he says something else!

[flat fern]

he said eggard! yo' Egg head!!

[main inlet]

not my problem that i dont understan alien language

[flat fern]

it looked like i karate choped his neck or sum Sob

[dull iron]

when i kill someone he screams nein

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1278030799303741584/WillieSix.gif

[olive blade]

how do i throw stuff in demo

[flat fern]

NSFW!! BAN HIM!!

[covert edge]

Nuh-uh

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-planet-of-the-apes-gif-4887024567657918299

[flat fern]

did i turn him off or what

[idle crane]

You hit the willie off switch

[flat fern]

mfw npc damage all the way up

peek-a-boo

[soft osprey]

Lmfao love it tyvm

[olive blade]

i was just staring at a spear user and my head exploded

[silent jacinth]

thanks

[soft osprey]

You’re welcome, on behalf of the mod team

[silent jacinth]

thanks mods on behalf of the player team

[soft osprey]

This guy gets it

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-you-know-gif-14891458

[soft osprey]

Oh and I’m not a mod but you’re welcome again. I accept your thanks on behalf of the mod team and claim credit for what led up to it

[flat fern]

im a mod

[silent jacinth]

thanks on behalf of someone thanking someone on behalf of the mod team who isnt on the mod team but claims credit for what led up to it

[idle crane]

Thank you for accepting his thanks on behalf of the mod team- sincerely the mod team

i cant be bothered to write more stuff out

https://tenor.com/view/sock-monkey-w-gif-24782753

[marble sigil]

he hit the family guy

[soft osprey]

Hey no problem, you’re welcome, on behalf of the player team on behalf of the mod team by me, not a mod, who is taking credit for what led up to the giving of thanks to the mod team

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/pg-tips-monkey-yes-gif-24138302

[soft osprey]

Where is @narrow berry, to give thanks to this great mod and player team? So much for changed man

[marble sigil]

what if instead of half sword it was called freak sword and it was the exact same game

[signal wedge]

roku, i mean greyfaceman

[minor sonnet]

someone tell me what fighting style this is.

[marble sigil]

have the devs set any kind of prediction or deadline for when they will release gore?

[marble sigil]

Gator death roll

[minor sonnet]

that was my first though too

[flat fern]

i wanna know what this Looks like with blood..

[marble sigil]

i cannot use a spear correctly for the life of me

[flat fern]

just poke

[small thistle]

can i get playtest pls steam is THE BEAST

[livid egret]

In 3rd person that tip goes wild, I struggle with all the pokes

[fast bramble]

Nothing official yet, but likely after the Tokyo Game Show

Which runs from September 26th to September 29th.

[weak roost]

soon™️

[small thistle]

can i get playtest pls steam is THE BEAST

[marble sigil]

how the hell are you guys doing jiu jitsu on this game and i cant even hit the weak spot

[desert rain]

Is there a way to add blood and gore into the playtest, or just not a workaround?

[marble sigil]

bro just wait like 4 hours after requesting

[small thistle]

alr

[fast bramble]

You'll get it soon, the devs and community manager do several waves of accepting a day.

[minor sonnet]

uhhh

[fast bramble]

Man for real, I get close to Willie in fist play and he turns into an anime character, like 40 punches in 3 seconds

[flat fern]

do you approve of my neck stab up their..

[marble sigil]

if i play without armor but with weapon willie just swerves around me and stabs me without even looking at me, like im nothing to him

[brisk nebula]

blud cant do anything

[flat fern]

did i cook with this

[fast bramble]

Yes

[brisk nebula]

yes

[marble sigil]

fun fact : fighting in this game is a secondary function, the main function of the game is to give willie steamy backshots

[minor sonnet]

i js found this "filter" thingy

[flat fern]

How do you do that again

[jolly gorge]

Twirly whirrly turbo spin technique.

[minor sonnet]

its under the filter category and then rendering

[cerulean needle]

Backshot brother

[minor sonnet]

thats actually crazy 💀

[minor sonnet]

without filter

[little ridge]

can u play against friends now ???

[storm osprey]

no

[zealous pollen]

WRONG!!!

[little verge]

No.

[warped crystal]

It do

[brisk nebula]

how they stand like that

[storm osprey]

take a gander

[zealous pollen]

are you queer?

[marble sigil]

I just put one hand on his shoulder, one on his butt, ran him into the fence, held shift and used S and W in a pendulum motion

[warped crystal]

Na

[brisk nebula]

ty

[marble sigil]

It was small buhurt btw, he wanst trying to attack me

[brisk nebula]

bro my hand

[zealous pollen]

DONT SAY IT THEN!!!!

[vapid hull]

Found the folder and pathing, but the sav files that contain the loadouts are just deadass missing. I already had a few saved, and the sav files that should appear just don't.

[lethal pagoda]

Are you woman

[jolly gorge]

I can't seem to start a new feedback thread.

[warped crystal]

I can say what I want lmao

[warped crystal]

Na

[zealous pollen]

average griffith pfp

[west scaffold]

say them all then

[warped crystal]

Lmao

[little verge]

Are you getting an error message of any kind?

[covert edge]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1225402826637709374

[lethal pagoda]

You need to reduce the horniness of your fan base

[soft osprey]

Stop the slander, if anything we aren’t horny enough

[west scaffold]

@warped crystal no balls

[storm osprey]

youre the only one roku

[soft osprey]

Roku?

[lethal pagoda]

What is berserk

[flat fern]

weh

[storm osprey]

change your about me

[covert edge]

Mods, ban this man for mentioning the horrid Berserk

[lethal pagoda]

Im banning you

[covert edge]

Mods, ban this man right now

[storm osprey]

Mods, ban these two please and thank you

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/icefuse-rules-rule19-icefuse-gif-20831151

[lethal pagoda]

Please and thank you