halfsword-chat-⚔

[topaz totem]

B

[warped hedge]

Imm allergi

[worn heron]

a b

[shut ledge]

halfsword is not a real game

[idle crane]

B

[tender quest]

you're right, its a playtest

[warped hedge]

L take; back to the slammer you go young man

[topaz totem]

Another b

[hollow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/mindy-angry-mindy-mindy-walks-away-tony-hawk's-american-wasteland-skibidi-toilet-gif-7416617547914015403

[idle crane]

Anyway anybody know something for this?

[tender quest]

however...

[nimble sphinx]

thats a fucked up looking dog

[slow anchor]

B

[slow anchor]

I just found that on pinterest

[storm osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/falseadvertising-bounce-fall-gif-9226276

[nimble sphinx]

[topaz totem]

[worn heron]

he plays fetch

[topaz totem]

Willies butt

[willow field]

am I allowed to make videos for youtube?

[slow anchor]

yup

[worn heron]

For sure!

[willow field]

heck yeah, you guys rock

[worn heron]

in fact we encourage it 🗿🗣️

[topaz totem]

3 armored willies

[worn heron]

so you're a content creator?

[willow field]

yeah

[willow field]

was looking for something new to make content with and found this gem

[worn heron]

I've gone ahead and granted you the content creator role 🫡

[slow anchor]

This picture goes hard

[willow field]

wow nice

[worn heron]

You are now obligated to make halfsword content for the rest of your life

[marsh mural]

How much will it cost when it launches?

[willow field]

xD

[topaz totem]

Fun fact we actually don't get anything from the steam page screenshots in the actual game

[restive garnet]

the stance looks like an awkward kid in preschool

[worn heron]

undetermined at this point.

[storm osprey]

i will not change that..

[worn heron]

The steam showcases the itch demo

[topaz totem]

And other maps

[worn heron]

indeed

they are in the itch demo

There's 4 maps in it

[wooden rover]

Update when

[storm osprey]

two hundad years

[worn heron]

[topaz totem]

Add tickling willies feet to gamemodes

[frank scarab]

update deez nuts.

[storm osprey]

killer fish from san diego

[worn heron]

[frank scarab]

yes, this guy is truly right.

[topaz totem]

@worn heron I am the guy who makes Willie AI memes

On an alt lol

[storm osprey]

why the willy so mad

[worn heron]

wily

[trail cape]

@worn heron The video you created does not comply with our community rules.

[worn heron]

I see

no Willie.

[idle crane]

How do i get the helmet to look like its being worn?

[storm osprey]

[storm osprey]

shading under the helmemten ✅

[worn heron]

surely it's cause I said Willie

[trail cape]

@worn heron The video you created does not comply with our community rules.

[worn heron]

you bastard

[idle crane]

i mostly mean how do i get this part behind monke while keeping other part in front

[worn heron]

itndont work

[frank scarab]

@worn heron and i'm the guy who makes everyone willie

[idle crane]

Mr melon give me advice

[idle crane]

how do i fix my monke

[silent jacinth]

how do i get better i suck at this 😭

[storm osprey]

por que

[worn heron]

Willie ai Willie ai

[trail cape]

Author: @worn heron
MotionPrompt: Man smoking a fat blunt
Command: </animate:1181475143340539995>
Background: green
Model: v2-turbo
Explore more features at viggle ai

[storm osprey]

oh you mean you want it to look like its wrapped around @idle crane

[worn heron]

[idle crane]

yeah

[worn heron]

WHAT TGE FUCK

[topaz totem]

[frank scarab]

warping and eraser tool.

[storm osprey]

and shading 🥹

[idle crane]

Im using free adobe idk how to do that

[iron obsidian]

What is a ranger main

[worn heron]

People who main ranger in dark and darker and equivalent games

if I'm coming at you with a sword and I take 2 longbow shots to the forehead I will hunt you down

[restive garnet]

remove the L

[worn heron]

[iron obsidian]

Oh lol

[storm osprey]

john halfsword needs his own theme

[worn heron]

I have trauma from them

[topaz totem]

He is sad

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hop-on-dark-and-darker-dark-and-darker-gaming-game-gif-6111379175662248370

[storm osprey]

who here has some fye pics of the goedendag so i dont have to play the game 😝

[idle crane]

I figured it out

[storm osprey]

monkey uprising

[topaz totem]

How do I make photos like dat

[storm osprey]

photoshop

[idle crane]

Idk i just barely did it myself. I used free adobe thing

[topaz totem]

Add skin colors to half sword

So we will have African Willie

[storm osprey]

you get 2 pics, remove one from the rest, put it on another image, retrace it and remove any extra bits. boomshakalaka

[worn heron]

New emote

get rid of normal monke

[storm osprey]

im gonna make a thing with a the goedendag, or is there any other absurd weapon i can use

[worn heron]

Africa wasn't in Germany

[idle crane]

It will be to small as emoji with helmet

[worn heron]

cry

[idle crane]

Sticker

But only 2 slots left

I cropped it more

[devout hinge]

1!

[restive garnet]

now make the BG transparent PNG and make a sticker outta that cute monke

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-work-here-idk-idk-about-that-i-don't-know-gif-3168423486813006711

[storm osprey]

owowoeawa i got all the pics i need. john halfsword wont expect this

[restive garnet]

alrr lemme do it for uu

[idle crane]

You need to make it easier for my little brain

[restive garnet]

gimp

thats what i use

íts free

[woven nexus]

Gimp is very easy to use

Love it sm for all my art needs

[restive garnet]

indeed

[restive garnet]

awwwwwwhh

[woven nexus]

I love plushies omg

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/dechinezen-kleuterklas-iedereenberoemd-awesome-you-are-awesome-gif-20132339

Office Melon for halfsword Super CEO

[restive garnet]

ooops

[frank scarab]

YO GUYS SHUT UP GALAXY IS TYPING!!!!

[idle crane]

why he green

[restive garnet]

monke creepy ghost

see through

[restive garnet]

[storm osprey]

what could i be doing

[hollow tartan]

is there multiplayer?

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1275636688953151569/wherebludwhenmp-HS.gif

[restive garnet]

frrrr

[devout hinge]

anti goedendag propaganda

[flat fern]

did..i just get my neck broke?

[storm osprey]

ahem ahem *pro goedendag propaganda
(im lying, maybe. im lying 100%, or am i?)

[lost raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-por-que-no-gif-23322568

[storm osprey]

no MP silly

[flat fern]

istg the two handed ax npcs are players

[frank scarab]

tbd/tba

[flat fern]

never!

[lost raptor]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone not understand the acronym for “to be determined” before

[frank scarab]

to be decided/to be announced

[frank scarab]

or that

[flat fern]

cmere..

in demo after every boss

[jolly gorge]

Shout out sean ranklin

[flat fern]

in playtest i dont think so

[flat fern]

playtest

[finite lantern]

i have found the knife on a stick

[flat fern]

request for it on the halfsword steam page

[frank scarab]

they accept everyone

[lost raptor]

My Helldivers 2 ship was the SES Wings Of Redemption lmao

[fast bramble]

You'll be accepted within a day, most are accepted even faster

[idle crane]

hello rubber

[fast bramble]

Howdy

[jolly gorge]

mawds ban anyone telling me to play hell divers 2

[hollow tartan]

why is there no blood?

[silent jacinth]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iynpg9ERAiKkBD5IE/d1337zsrboIG?invite=cr-MSxBWjksMjE3MDYzMzc4LA

[hollow tartan]

alr

[hollow tartan]

ong

did you change any settings?

[frank scarab]

in a decade

[idle crane]

I may have just found a way to make the ground more survivable not garunteed tho. I gonna test it more and report my results

[olive blade]

we should make a passcode system where the passcode is no blood

[flat fern]

that was a vid..

[crisp marsh]

I’ve been doing mma moves and it’s working

[flat fern]

oh my fucking god the AX npcs are players bro they to good..

[devout hinge]

#faq

dont worry i cant see it either

[frank scarab]

just turn on "show all channels"

[hybrid hare]

i would love for a sex mode to be added to the game ! medival freakiness makes me splooge

[flat fern]

woah.

[ocean haven]

Do you fight actual players in the playtest?

[covert edge]

No

[frank scarab]

insert image of horny pepe

[ocean haven]

Dang I thought It would've been actual people

[uneven trout]

womp womp

[uneven trout]

jk, the full version will probably have online

[frank scarab]

wrong image

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[uneven trout]

well i said probably

this game won't grow fast if its not online trust me

devs will have to put online at some point

[flat fern]

would i be a good knight guys

[uneven trout]

No

goodnight

[flat fern]

:((

[idle crane]

It is growing fast. Multiplayer has nothing to do with how fast a game grows.

[frank scarab]

franky will need to dream about adding online to actually add online, trust me brah.

[storm osprey]

hastily made propaganda

[uneven trout]

they will still add online, even they said they are testing it

[frank scarab]

just like kicking

totally not sarcasm

[idle crane]

its not garunteed. They have only tested local splitscreen

[uneven trout]

tbh i really wanted that before

[devout hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1277708603603554334/local_coop.gif?ex=66ce265d&is=66ccd4dd&hm=4fb457e2ebcaa3c1c646c6d0169123303f1fb17a1f2a1ead105b762e9d280197&

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gunslinger-six-shooter-gun-flip-flip-gun-into-holster-gif-12524647873518510513

[dense escarp]

when split screen keyboard!?!??!

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[uneven trout]

never

[frank scarab]

never, just two bros, setting on the couch, few inches apart cuz their not gay.

[dense escarp]

keyboard feels better though ☹️

[storm osprey]

how tf you gonna play on keyboard with 2 people

[dense escarp]

2 keyboards

[storm osprey]

better yet, remapping controls and 2 mice

think of fire girl water boy or whatever the name is

[dense escarp]

fire boy and water girl

[frank scarab]

send this guy to the pit!!!

[dense escarp]

guys whats your favourite insult your character shouts when you press g
mine is HEDGEBORN!!

[storm osprey]

my fav insult is the goedendag

[dense escarp]

a good tactic to win every fight is to slam your head on the fence

[idle crane]

They are talking about the game fire boy and water girl i think

[worn heron]

that's too far bruh

[storm osprey]

this newgen aint welcome posting all his goon material

[brittle robin]

Hey everyone,

Just a quick reminder—mark your calendars for the night of September 21st! The blood and gore update is dropping, and it’s going to be epic!

Do you remember the 21st night of September? Well, you will now—because that’s when things are about to get bloody!

Don’t miss it! 🩸

[storm osprey]

miss it

[dense escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-game-gif-22799702

[true oar]

can i still req playtest or is it full or smth

[fading parrot]

agreed ngl

[little verge]

Stop posting content that doesn't belong here

[frank scarab]

yes

[fathom wolf]

ngl yeah, but i rlly wanna know what's 3000 points, i know every 1k points there is like a boss or something

[little verge]

No limit all who request will get accepted.

[true oar]

alr but

it will take a month? ill forget the game already brto

[weak roost]

?

[small dove]

its a couple of hours to a day

only like 5 minutes if u get lucky

[true oar]

already got it. i guess im a sigma dattebayo

[frank scarab]

why? is it because of the blood or rouge like gameplay.

[small dove]

[small dove]

because u can explode the npc's heads

[little verge]

They queue is cleared while I'm online so you hit the button, then check your steam library.

[sly raft]

Am I the only one who can’t figure out the controls?

[idle crane]

check them in the settings

[small dove]

u can see controls in settings

[sly raft]

I’m well aware

[small dove]

then whats ur problem with the controls

[flat fern]

womp womp!

[sly raft]

Can’t seem to get the controls in the settings to work. Cant get my swordsman to do anything except raise their hands

[sacred compass]

What're you trying to do?

[sly raft]

Is it possible to hook up a controller through steam? I can’t even get them to so much as throw a punch

They just raise their hands and get mauled

[sacred compass]

Move your mouse

[idle crane]

yes but only xbox i think. and some buttons arent bound

[little verge]

There is only partial controller support at this time.

[little verge]

He is.

[frank scarab]

just wait for another 3 months. ez

but i will have to ask franky to not give you the gore 2.0 copy of half sword when it comes out in 3 months.

[long nymph]

guys, how do you get stuff like this

[idle crane]

and its still getting better

[idle crane]

do you have playtest?

[long nymph]

i see people posting it, and i only get 1 sword or smtghn

[sly raft]

Did that and they don’t seem to move their hands to a range at which anything can be struck

[sacred compass]

Are you trying to punch? Punches suck lol

[long nymph]

yeaa

[livid egret]

Literally frothing at the mouth for the next update, the end of September right...?

[long nymph]

yea but how do people get like full knight armor tf

[sacred compass]

Playtest

[idle crane]

Top tiers

[long nymph]

yea i got playtest too, but ive never got em

[little verge]

It is all about practice. Also punching is better when both mouse butons are pressed.

[sly raft]

Can’t punch and can’t get them to do anything with weapons. Every time I try and move the mouse it only changes camera angle

[long nymph]

holy shi im a dumbass

[sacred compass]

you need to hold mouse buttons first

[long nymph]

i didnt see it 😄

[little verge]

You need to click the mouse buttons as well.

[long nymph]

FR

[idle crane]

Chat i have been given permission to share this with you. Please dont use this to derail the channel

[idle crane]

Here is another

Im little spoon btw

[sly raft]

I’ve tried everything under the sun and can’t get them to swing the weapons without swinging the entire camera to a point at which I can’t see my opponent

[fleet stump]

Interesting

[sacred compass]

Are you playing demo or playtest?

[sly raft]

Playtest

[little verge]

You need to click the mouse when you swing.

[sacred compass]

Yeah you just click and drag, camera can move but really slowly

[sly raft]

Req invite and got it pretty quick. I am already holding the mouse down during that

[devout hinge]

try turning lock on strenght higher

[sly raft]

This could be the issue for sure

[devout hinge]

also try turning down your DPI maybe it maeks a diference

[sacred compass]

yeah cus even without lock on the camera doesn't move too hard

[little verge]

When holding RMB or LMB the camera should be almost locked.

[marble rune]

bro didnt pay the loan so he paid it with his soul

😄

[little verge]

If you double click and hold the mouse button are you stabbing?

[marble rune]

idk

[worn heron]

just scrolled through BloodTrails subreddit

exactly what I expected

people putting themselves on a watchlist

[restive garnet]

oh nooooo

[flat fern]

SEX UPDATE!!

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-planet-of-the-apes-gif-4887024567657918299

[marble rune]

no need for edit use watchpeopledie.tv

[flat fern]

press f, and go to settings and turn lock on strength up

[flat fern]

is it wrong that i wanna play bloodtrail..

[worn heron]

[flat fern]

awh man..

[frank scarab]

[worn heron]

There's unconfirmed rumours that they use real gore in their production, which I absolutely cannot condone

been discussed on Reddit and the steam page

[flat fern]

haven't quite a few games done that,and is it real gore or medical stuff

[worn heron]

A few, and they got a lot of backlash

[flat fern]

oh

[worn heron]

Like half life and their burnt corpse model for example

[flat fern]

ive heard of that

[worn heron]

That was an actual crime scene photo they used

[rancid hare]

wait really?

[worn heron]

yes they got in a lot of trouble for it

[rancid hare]

wtf 😭

[worn heron]

Still in the game to this day

[dapper saffron]

What exactly are you doing

[worn heron]

Not like they can go back and change it when it's so old

[flat fern]

i honestly thought blood trail was just a game for fucked people and shit,didnt thnk it was that fucked

(ik i said i wanted to play it,not wrong to try it no?)

[worn heron]

The crime scene photo is from half life

[flat fern]

ik to lazy to reply to the other message

[worn heron]

blood trail devs haven't spoke on it themselves despite the controversy

[dapper saffron]

Blood trail is fun for like 5 minutes

Then it just gets really boring

[craggy ore]

All you can do is try it the novelty gets old very fast

[dapper saffron]

Once the raid mode is added back it might get a little bit more fun

[worn heron]

When I saw somebody begging for children's lives their own while someone blew their legs apart with a shotgun slowly, I knew that game was just a snuff simulator

[flat fern]

yea... wait tf they say shit like that?

[worn heron]

People can play what they want, but I personally do not condone that game

[worn heron]

Yea they will say shit like "I have a family" and worse, in the trailer alone

[covert edge]

What the fuck

[worn heron]

Gave me goosebumps watching the trailer for that game.

I don't usually get stuff like that lol

[flat fern]

us here at halfsword want our casual medieval gore,not that stuff!!

[craggy ore]

At least half sword gore is based on honor

Blood trail is just like, dylan klebold wannabe simulator

[dapper saffron]

Gore where you can literally rip out people's intestines!! So much more civilized than BLOOD TRAIL....

[little verge]

It will not be casual by any means.

[craggy ore]

Naw I just have a punching bag

[worn heron]

yeah like, take dead island 2 for example. It's pretty much the highest standard for gore in games these days. It has a game to back it up. What bothers me with blood trail is that it's only about sandbox gore killing crackheads and healing yourself with heroin

[flat fern]

I suppose

[dapper saffron]

Except instead of being in a school with unarmed innocent people, you're in the middle of the woods getting assaulted by crackheads. (there are runner npcs but we're going to ignore that)

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

Monologuing

do it

I'm talking to you specifically

(not really)

[flat fern]

i also played some hyperbox,and mantas warbox but its not as bad as bloodtrail i believe

[dapper saffron]

Oh god that game

[worn heron]

The ballista is beginning construction

[frank scarab]

SO thats why people like the demo better just for its gore.

[craggy ore]

The real argument is I can barely tolerate vr without wanting to vomit after 15 minutes anyways and the half sword gore will be leagues better once it comes out anyways

Also devs are hema enthusiasts instead of crackheads

[worn heron]

indeed they do not see the based playtest improvements

[worn heron]

[dapper saffron]

I hate telling people I like vr because they immediately assume I'm one of those kids who plays pavlov shack and gorilla tag

Major hate towards gorilla tag

[idle crane]

I cant wait to start hema classes

[small dove]

Lovely

[flat fern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788625154699689984/1271987369964212254/caption.gif

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/lostaffinity-vtolvr-dont-ask-gif-5981969718777072251

[idle crane]

i think both are good but there is definetely better games. HL alyx, blade and sorcery, walking dead saints and sinners theres more but brain is fried

[dapper saffron]

Oh yeah or they think I'm a VR chat furry with full body trackers

[restive glade]

yippeee

[flat fern]

Me,playing my summer car with a song blasting in a language i don't even understand, Driving at 125mp about to crash into a police officer:

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-satsuma-crash-gif-27428379

[dapper saffron]

The only games for vr that I would consider genuinely good are Blade and Sorcery, HL Alyx, and Saints and Sinners

[dapper saffron]

The others are good but they're not GOOD

[idle crane]

Hot dogs horse shoes and hand grenades is also good

[flat fern]

oh wait,nvm because i just moneyshifted my Engine!

[dapper saffron]

It's good but it doesn't have the Triple A feel

[restive glade]

lmfao

[idle crane]

I dont think games need a triple A feel. Triple A to me now feels like i got scammed tbh

Most game i enjoy now are indie

[flat fern]

oh wait

[dapper saffron]

The best indie games are the ones where you can't even tell they're indie games

[idle crane]

Plus H3 is a solo dev i think

[flat fern]

talking about blood trail,what was that side scroller game where u can throw rebarb poles.. and it had fucked gore

[covert edge]

Leaden Sky

[fossil ore]

whats with the new things?

[flat fern]

yea,i remember pirating it,some mfs posted it on the subreddit

[fossil ore]

is this the .io or the normal steam

[frank scarab]

playtest

[worn heron]

you are looking for the playtest on steam

That's the newest build

[fossil ore]

i signed up

hope i get it since iv played half sword since launch

[worn heron]

Awesome! The devs or community manager will accept you within the day!

Or rn

Who knows

[little verge]

Check your steam library you have been accepted.

[worn heron]

[dapper saffron]

The one thing that I don't like about H3VR is the lack of human enemies, fighting hotdogs gets really boring after a while

[little verge]

Welcome back it has been awhile!

[dapper saffron]

The dev won't even entertain the idea

[idle crane]

honestly that is part of the charm for me

[worn heron]

Felt cute td

might face reveal

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[little verge]

No sweat this time.

[devout hinge]

dont hotdogs have very cool destruction physics like actual real hotdogs

[fossil ore]

Wonderbeat

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-wouldnt-you-like-to-know-gif-25386693

[idle crane]

It is actually pretty accurate

[fossil ore]

since i have 2 accounts

[dapper saffron]

It's good for certain stuff but most of the time I want to play like an actual tactical vr shooter (there is an extreme lack of those)

[idle crane]

just mix in some Rhett from good mythical morning

[worn heron]

Schlattberry

hiding the mutton chops

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ring-monster-tv-crawl-gif-9321797

[worn heron]

felt cute might delete l8r

[idle crane]

that isnt what i go to the game for so may be why differing opinions

[covert edge]

Stoner Hobo

[worn heron]

real

[fossil ore]

@little verge

[little verge]

Yes?

[fossil ore]

when you accept playtest do you get to see the username or the real name

[worn heron]

He knows your exact location now

[fossil ore]

because the acount i used previuously got hacked

[worn heron]

playtest is on its way via carrier pigeon

[fossil ore]

shhhh dragon

[worn heron]

Okay sorry

[little verge]

No it is all by country.

[devout hinge]

fr?

[fossil ore]

it should show canada then

[little verge]

Yep. I cannot even remove individual accounts.

[worn heron]

CANADA YEEEAAAAH 🍁🍁🍁

[little verge]

The Queue is clear check your library.

[fossil ore]

ok

[worn heron]

search up "playtest" in your library if you can't see it

it can slip thru the cracks

[fossil ore]

YAAA LETS GO I GOT ITTT NOW I CAN MAKE MY ENEMY SUCK MY D----

[worn heron]

into the stratosphere you go

[fossil ore]

hey dragon

[river wigeon]

@worn heron be my pookie

[fossil ore]

bro stole my words

[worn heron]

[fossil ore]

@little verge you know the people that make the weapons

[worn heron]

I guess you'll have to fight to the death

[river wigeon]

YES

[devout hinge]

scream skibidi

[idle crane]

Ivan

[little verge]

Yes Ivan models most of the weapons and armor.

[covert edge]

Do it, coward

[river wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-protogen-kiss-furry-furry-kiss-protogen-boop-gif-22497352

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-fish-react-him-thanos-gif-26859685

[fossil ore]

can you ask him to make me a flail?

[covert edge]

Delete this, now

[devout hinge]

i demand it

[idle crane]

Voice message is fish shaped

[river wigeon]

make me do it >:3

[little verge]

Threshing flails are in the works.

[fossil ore]

what about the mighty zweighandler

[worn heron]

Flails are extremely rare to find in the 15th century. The game is very sticky to its history and accuracy, so things are from around 1450-1480

[little verge]

Already in game.

[worn heron]

No no

[covert edge]

Ban yourself

[worn heron]

it's missing the key parts

[river wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1148066445268361327/1205903498986655784/togif-31.gif

[worn heron]

That's just a greatsword

[fossil ore]

BUT BOW AND ARROW NOT IN GAME WHY YOU DONT HAVE BOW AND ARROW ME GONA GET VERY ANGRY

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083351786305359912/1257743150232109066/caption.gif

[little verge]

Yes yes Zwiehander is German for two handed.

[flat fern]

womp womp

[fossil ore]

SO ANGRY IM GOING TO SEND YOU TO FLORIDA

[worn heron]

it's missing the Picasso so no true zweihander yet

[idle crane]

ranged weaponry will be added at or near full release

[worn heron]

Th

The ricasso

Fucking autocorrect

[little verge]

That is not what makes it Zwiehander.

[river wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-wiggle-mrrp-nya-colon-three-gif-27633901

[worn heron]

it is to me

[flat fern]

:3

[fossil ore]

how do i join the edditing team

[worn heron]

I want spikes on sword to halfsword with

[idle crane]

:1

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/wah-gif-18562534

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[fossil ore]

since i do infact know how to make a bow and arrow and edit things and make cool armorrrr

[brittle robin]

thats a greatsword not a zweihander

[worn heron]

no no he's technically right I'm just being a knob

[lost raptor]

starwars lightsaber mod - when?

[brittle robin]

nope hes not right

[worn heron]

zweihanders were just large swords

[covert edge]

Mods, ban this man for not complying with Firestick's demands

[little verge]

Zwiehander is a two handed sword period.

[brittle robin]

incorrect

[worn heron]

They didn't develop the ricasso on it until around the 16th century

Unfortunately

[river wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[idle crane]

modern definitions are a dangerous thing.

[fossil ore]

dragon im going to touch you

[worn heron]

so we don't see the spikey part in game

[little verge]

It is literally german for two handed.

[worn heron]

no thank u

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzy-mice-gif-12371265837555442738

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-gif-3561710500423895152

[worn heron]

[fast bramble]

When do we get Persian warrior gloves for fist play?

[brittle robin]

The hilt of a Zweihander is usually equipped with additional handguards, such as quillons or knuckle guards, to offer extra protection in combat.

[brittle robin]

while all Zweihanders are Greatswords, not all Greatswords are Zweihanders. The Zweihander is a particular type of Greatsword with specific design elements and historical significance.

[fast bramble]

Damn you got me

[fossil ore]

dragon if you type your gay

[little verge]

These were all later additions long after the word Zwiehander was used by german smiths.

[worn heron]

yes those weren't added until around the 16th century, which is where the zweihander met it's "evolution"

[idle crane]

All zweihanders

[worn heron]

[brittle robin]

and none of those are in the game therefore the greatsword in game is NOT a zweihander. PERIOD.

[flat fern]

GAY,AS IN HOMOSEXUAL!!

[fossil ore]

@idle craneTHOSE NOT A ZWEIHANDER

[worn heron]

[little verge]

Second from the top is in the game.

[worn heron]

they are tho

[fast bramble]

I've definitely seen the bottom one in the game

[brittle robin]

WRONG

[fossil ore]

https://media.sketchfab.com/models/683826bc40da4e7aba9a08a9db3aac30/thumbnails/656c9350f0d34f94a892894fbb66598b/8470b6f0a288422880c8d59b1686d7e0.jpeg

[idle crane]

Yall need to get your modern defintions out of here

[flat fern]

look at these history nerds arguing about what a sword is!!

[fossil ore]

thats a knife

[worn heron]

damn right

[devout hinge]

oh how much i want bows and arrows

[flat fern]

if it stab it stab

[fast bramble]

Zweihander means two hander which means if you hold your sword with two hands it's a zweihander

[little verge]

Literally the foundation of the game so yep.

[idle crane]

but some sword dont stab

[flat fern]

gasp

[worn heron]

big true

Falchion has entered the room

[devout hinge]

my game fetish is proper arrows that get stuck in people

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[little verge]

Hey you guys wanna debate messer vs grosse messer next?

[fast bramble]

[idle crane]

Would be cool

[devout hinge]

it is satisfying

[sterile gulch]

when will blood/ gore get added?

[brittle robin]

OK MAYBE THE SWORD IN GAME IS TECHNICALLY A ZWEIHANDER I WOULD CALL IT A GREATSWORD BUT WHATEVER I WANT A REAL ZWEIHANDER U KNOW ONE OF THE CURVY FLAMEY ONES NOT THIS STRAIGHT SHIT BRUH WTF

[worn heron]

no I want Mors Kris NOW

[fast bramble]

[little verge]

News on this and more in late September.

[worn heron]

give

[dapper saffron]

This is a knife

[devout hinge]

dont know they're all cool and i want them ingame now

[sterile gulch]

thanks!

[brittle robin]

yea give me the flamy one but like 7 feet long

[fossil ore]

hehhee i got to sa dicks and nobody noticed

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-thumbs-up-dog-approve-dog-thumb-white-dog-meme-white-dog-thumb-gif-16575476955457647853

[fast bramble]

Hey it's the Shivering Isles sword

[worn heron]

They originated in the 13th century

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-skull-gif-21744855

[flat fern]

how tf willie expect me to use this..

[little verge]

Noone is gonna stop you looking at images of what you love.

[worn heron]

Mors Kris Mors Kris

[little verge]

Skillfully

[devout hinge]

by halfswording nerd

[idle crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlii-ATSo1w

[brittle robin]

The claim that "Zweihander" was used exclusively for later models with specific features misrepresents the term’s historical application. The original Zweihander was recognized for its size and two-handed use, and its essential characteristics were well-established before the addition of ornate features. The term has always encompassed large, two-handed swords, and the evolution of design elements reflects the natural progression of weapon refinement, not a redefinition of the term.

[flat fern]

i know i could use the pointy end to stab on both ends..but the hook?

[devout hinge]

guys is this cool

[little verge]

Yep the argument I been making the whole time 🍻

[idle crane]

that was the hook

[river wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830168796718956594/1261471666328965220/caption.gif

[flat fern]

ik..

[idle crane]

oh i misunderstood

[flat fern]

its alr

[fast bramble]

This is why I said this

[little verge]

Would be cooler if the enemy didn't gimp out first. Good kill though!

[brittle robin]

therefore a bastard sword is a zweihander

[fast bramble]

If you're using it two handed

[brittle robin]

and a katana\

[devout hinge]

is this cooler

[little verge]

BRUTAL

[worn heron]

AI

Who replaced you

[devout hinge]

literally double sliced the guy

[little verge]

Technically yes and a grosse messer.

[brittle robin]

By reinterpreting the term "Zweihander" as simply referring to any sword used with two hands, and considering the similar functional purposes of the katana and the traditional European Zweihander, one could argue that the katana fits within this broader definition. This perspective highlights the evolution of weapon terminology and the functional similarities between these iconic swords.

[fast bramble]

It's all zwei all the way down

[flat fern]

is this even even coolers

[worn heron]

It gets complicated because most swords were really named after/by the user, so the term "claymore" it's widely applicable

[serene smelt]

Some random ass Willie just killed everyone in the carnage mode with one hit 😭 I just watched him slaughter the other 2 and then he ran at me and just slit my throat open

[devout hinge]

that was the most pussy swing in the history of halfsword and yet it worked

[fast bramble]

Yeah if it wasn't specifically named it tended to be described as how it was used/held or its shape/size

[idle crane]

Medieval people were very loose with definitions

[worn heron]

you never talk like this, what website did you get this from

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/chatgpt-gif-5562777388486596347

[river wigeon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudJigrSccpOn0eGS/d1337DC9dFe7?invite=cr-MSxiRU0sMjEyNzY2ODU1LA is this epic

[worn heron]

King Arthur woke?

[little verge]

Yeah allot of weapons got their name from the region, the smithy, and the user which makes a historians job a living hell. Then you add in all the anachronisms that pop culture reinforces.

[fast bramble]

"This perspective highlights the evolution of weapon terminology and the functional similarities between these iconic swords." sounds like GPT

[brittle robin]

The spiked stick in Half Sword is clearly Negan's bat from The Walking Dead transported back in time. The bat’s design, with its modern array of evenly spaced spikes, matches the spiked stick’s appearance more closely than a traditional goedendag. Historical records show no medieval equivalent with such a specific design, which suggests that the stick is a futuristic weapon adapted to a medieval context. This reimagining fits perfectly with the anachronistic and iconic nature of Negan's bat, making it a plausible, albeit fictional, historical adaptation.

[idle crane]

huh

[worn heron]

bro was replaced

[little verge]

man with gore that would have been a beheading.

[river wigeon]

i switched the hand

[worn heron]

Flamberge my beloved

[river wigeon]

xd yeah it would have been beautifull

[worn heron]

too bad they didn't do those until the 16th century

the curved swords that DID exist in the 14th century however, the Mors Kris, should totally be considered 🗣️

cough

[quick rune]

Hi can anyone pls help me on how you put you shield on on your back and use the inventory

[idle crane]

I want kreigsmesser

[fast bramble]

They have curved swords. CURVED SWORDS

[worn heron]

Hole q or e, whatever arm is

[brittle robin]

Actually, the point is that historical and modern interpretations of weapons often blend and evolve, which isn't exclusive to AI—it's a common analysis among historians and enthusiasts.

[worn heron]

what

The fuck

[little verge]

I personally cannot stand the Kris blade style.

[worn heron]

Did I just read

[river wigeon]

:3

[tender quest]

BUT MUH HISTORY!

[worn heron]

[fast bramble]

I mean I believe you lol but the writing style was very reminiscent of GPT's

[quick rune]

ok thanks very much

[worn heron]

too bad I want it

[brittle robin]

I get it—AI writing can be distinctive, but this analysis is based on historical research and common discussions among weapon enthusiasts.

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[worn heron]

Oh yes and you can press R to enter your inventory

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/abraxas-lotr-lord-of-the-rings-power-rohan-king-gif-14050384

[idle crane]

Why didnt it reply

[river wigeon]

....

[idle crane]

it was intended for you yes

[tender quest]

game claims to be historically accurate yet has bias towards certain sword types XDDDDDD

[river wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[worn heron]

don't forget that I'm the one that showed Franky the 15th century flail

[little verge]

Just me personally!

[fast bramble]

Perhaps now you can understand

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-spiderman-peter-parker-infinity-war-your-fault-gif-12347008

[idle crane]

did the wiggly blades actually have any benefit? they seem like they would be worse in all aspects

[brittle robin]

BRO SOMETIME PPL JSUT WRITE DIFERENT OK????!?!?!?

[worn heron]

the hive took over

[little verge]

We both know if there is a historical precedence to have it Ivan will make it happen, regardless of anyone preferences.

[fast bramble]

Bro's built different

[worn heron]

Oh I don't disagree I have like distinct tones of typing too lol

It was just funny

[fast bramble]

Yeah same lol

Yeah I'm not getting on your case it was just such a hilarious contrast

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-responsibility-i-dont-take-any-responsibility-at-all-no-responsibility-usa-president-gif-16623875

[brittle robin]

jk it was all chat gpt lmao

[fast bramble]

Lmao

[worn heron]

plus you can't trust anything with AI these days

I knew it you bastard

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-sock-monkey-yay-cheering-gif-14287835

[worn heron]

airstrike en route

[brittle robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1277711578396884992/willie_rolled.gif

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-missile-explosion-kitten-baby-gif-12020335096465661960

[idle crane]

remember when google fed their AI reddit stuff

[snow ridge]

just requested early access, how long does it usually take?

[flat fern]

your not good enough for it

[devout hinge]

hi guys screenshot god here back at it again

[snow ridge]

thanks in advance for any replies

[fast bramble]

I distinctly remember it saying that cigarettes are healthy to eat or something like that

[devout hinge]

the beggars in romania confirm

[worn heron]

mmm yummy

[snow ridge]

I SHALL DUEL THEE KNAVE AND PROVE OTHERWISE

[fast bramble]

The smoke vacuums in Canada also confirm

[devout hinge]

form your own opinion

[worn heron]

playtest for combat, demo for gore

[idle crane]

i saw one telling people the best ways to kill themselves

[flat fern]

ALR!!

[fast bramble]

I saw that one too

[flat fern]

i'll let you know ive been known to cleave melons in half!

[worn heron]

I have one that says something abhorrent about where cockroaches live. Thanks google ai

[devout hinge]

the playtest obviously such cool hand movements cant be done in the demo

[snow ridge]

Artistic depictions or didnt happen

[devout hinge]

i was so polite

[flat fern]

Alright Sire!

[worn heron]

not on my watch

[worn heron]

Sic em, boys

[devout hinge]

i need to be less polite?

[idle crane]

Demi im getting close

[devout hinge]

yet youre so far away

[idle crane]

My parrot can do all of these

[fast bramble]

Very talented parrot, I'd love to see their woodworking projects some time

[devout hinge]

yell at the losers who dont like my pics

[idle crane]

yell at me for not getting the sword on the top floor

[fast bramble]

Only if you accept my first person clips into your heart

[idle crane]

to be fair woodworking is actually real. She bites through wood

[fast bramble]

I wonder what parrot sculptures look like

[devout hinge]

holy fuck i disarmed the goedendag guy and then crushed his fucking head with my mace

[idle crane]

like chewed up bits of wood

[devout hinge]

my heart shall accept such hardships

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-sock-monkey-yay-cheering-gif-14287835

[fast bramble]

Very expressive

[flat fern]

huzzah!!!

[fast bramble]

Then I will join the ranks of those who don't like your clips and abuse my mod powers or something

[devout hinge]

mfw

[idle crane]

Shoulda clipped it that would have been starboard materail

[fast bramble]

Definitely

[fast bramble]

(is joke no abuse will take place)

[fast bramble]

Was wondering where Bowser was until I reached the bottom

List was almost incomplete

[worn heron]

so long gay bowser

[whole parrot]

what's all this fuss about goedendags williams, they're quite easy to defeat

[fast bramble]

I'm honestly not sure

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270997348805513278/makesweet-sbrdme.gif

[fast bramble]

It's the dudes with the shields and the tiny spear that always get me

[devout hinge]

ragebaiter

[worn heron]

I always die by tripping and falling over

[flat fern]

itch.io

[whole parrot]

okay maybe i am....

[flat fern]

itch..io?

[fast bramble]

My only complaint about the goedendag Willies is that sometimes when you kill them their arms glitch out a bit and it'll launch the spikes right into your neck

[worn heron]

yes

[devout hinge]

i wish willies did more overhead attacks

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[fast bramble]

Request access to the playtest on the Steam store page

[worn heron]

Extract and play

[idle crane]

Ive found some stab tech. i will make video tomorrow

[worn heron]

they were replying to an itch ss

[fast bramble]

I'm blind

[devout hinge]

i used alt 11 times today and only 3 times did it actually hit

[worn heron]

through this @jolly gorge

[fast bramble]

It's the itch.io version

[idle crane]

this technique i have found stab dead centre

[worn heron]

there's 4 maps on it, but it's about 2 years out of date

[desert rain]

Heller lovely murderers. How does one inquire about trying the beta?

[fast bramble]

Alt stab almost never works out for me, I just double click

No

[flat fern]

half you tried to half sword and stab

[worn heron]

hold right click to aim your stabs, then double click left mouse while you still hope right click. It's a lot more accurate

[fast bramble]

Windows might not recognize it so Windows Defender might ask if you're sure you want to run it but it's safe

[desert rain]

Er, I guess the newest demo

[worn heron]

no, i wouldn't send you a virus lol I'm one of the moderators here, don't worry

It's the oldest public version of the game, itch.io

[worn heron]

Lemme get my handy copypasta

[plush rapids]

smartest serb man

[worn heron]

For the playtest, Go to https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 355,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

When the confirmation email is in your inbox (be sure to check your spam just in case!) the game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest"

enjoy and welcome to HalfSword!

If you have any additional questions, check the #faq , and you can ask the mods for help too!

[idle crane]

Poor willie

[desert rain]

Thank you so much!

[worn heron]

I hope you enjoy my friend! You should have it automatically added to your steam library soon

[desert rain]

So excited!

[fast bramble]

Actually soon, too, not soon

[pearl arrow]

"Willie fought with honor, and died a brave death" - Sir Knight

[keen lance]

when gore?

[weak roost]

Never now

[plush rapids]

sometime before jesus christ comes ( maybe )

[keen lance]

this game is for kids without gore

[weak roost]

a no good very bad day, but for the other dude

[idle crane]

if you listen to the sounds its definitely not

The dude gruggles on blood

very horrifically

[keen lance]

I want to see the blood

[flat fern]

play the itch.io vers or the steam demo if you want gore

[covert edge]

No blood for you

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1046080713734234222 Have fun

Confident willie

[lament wraith]

blood is not very neccesary for a playtest is it, it’s not a crucial part of the gameplay

[pearl arrow]

After the battle, having lost his best vassal, Sir knight became despondent and became an alcoholic.

[worn heron]

[jolly gorge]

Its not but it could help indicate injury or add to realism

[pearl arrow]

It sounds like a backstory to the game felvidek

[keen lance]

This game promotes the most realistic gore ever, I think it's an error to no include it in the playtest

[worn heron]

you cannot show gore on our scale to a large public crowd, we are testing the build being used for public events

[idle crane]

old gore is not compatible. new gore is not ready. We arent even supposed to have playtest devs just didnt want to leave us without new content for months

[worn heron]

to show stuff like this, they need a private venue as well, which would advertise to less people

[covert edge]

GORE

[worn heron]

you're always on point with that lol

[flat fern]

IF YOU WANT GAMEPLAY,PLAY THE PLAYTEST,IF YOU WANT GORE PLAY THE DEMO OR ITCH.IO!!

[lament wraith]

hey why is the buckler so damn powerful? i found myself knocking enemies down with a single good swing of it lmao

[worn heron]

honestly no clue. Its concussive force was increased during the blunt weapons buff

[keen lance]

Very realistic, It remembers me to Afghanistan

[lament wraith]

it is pretty realistic for a fully metal shield with a large metal core to be pretty powerfully i guess

[flat fern]

is this also why the Shield that is connected to your arm so good?

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-pout-pouting-tantrum-angry-gif-26538403

[twin hull]

all i have is the demo how do i get real access to the game

[worn heron]

I believe so yes. Though, shield bashing could give you a good shake if you get hit in the head.

[worn heron]

For the playtest, Go to https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 355,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

When the confirmation email is in your inbox (be sure to check your spam just in case!) the game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest"

enjoy and welcome to HalfSword!

If you have any additional questions, check the #faq , and you can ask the mods for help too!

[flat fern]

do you play bloodtrail by any chance..

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/thump-bunny-rabbit-cute-black-rabbit-gif-17706197

[worn heron]

Bny

[flat fern]

ny

[idle crane]

y

[lament wraith]

y

[flat fern]

y

[worn heron]

y

[covert edge]

y

[flat fern]

https://tenor.com/view/why-why-guy-toys-r-us-gif-27035562 wait wtf is this gif

[worn heron]

why why guy toys r us gif

He stole a toys r us Y

[weak crescent]

@restive garnet I think me and my partner beat this years break dance champ for sure

[fading parrot]

yo how u make ur own games i keep having to play fist fight or carnage

[covert edge]

By using a game engine

[flat fern]

send him the image!

[fading parrot]

wym

[fading parrot]

what u mean

[dapper saffron]

😭 😭

[weak roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1267443196196163604/image.png?ex=66cdb7f5&is=66cc6675&hm=9c94a034a38700f63d021f301a8acde34fadbe7c4b4ff3b9ee1611e21e10cc00&

[covert edge]

Unreal Engine

[idle crane]

Beat me to it

[flat fern]

there we go!

[fading parrot]

im on unreal engine

[dapper saffron]

It's so obvious too

[covert edge]

Make your own game, then

[restive garnet]

thats what i do to my bad towels.

[fading parrot]

how it only shows me these two

[weak roost]

I mean, when I first booted up I just started clicking things to look for easter eggs lol

[dapper saffron]

Look at the image lil bro

[weak crescent]

I dried him out for sure

[fading parrot]

where

[covert edge]

You'll have to code it in

[weak roost]

clicky clicky icon

[devout hinge]

press the windows key and thatll allow you to see your mouse again

[restive garnet]

you dried him out yes... you did.. dry ass a desert

[weak roost]

alt-f4 to get new classes

[devout hinge]

oh nevermind thats not his problem

[west basalt]

Press V for fun mode

[weak roost]

lmao

[dapper saffron]

I love the fact when people come in here they always ask the same 4 questions

"Where blood" "Where multiplayer" "Where other map" "Where other classes"

[idle crane]

also how play real game

[covert edge]

Why can't they use their brain?

[dapper saffron]

Yeah that "how get out of tutorial"

[idle crane]

i was about to say that one

[west basalt]

Where the multiplayer blood new maps and most important how do you click the buttons in the menu

I cant do it

[covert edge]

How use computer

[marble sigil]

have they not added blood yet or am i glitched:

[dapper saffron]

😭

[flat fern]

where gore!

[west basalt]

Blood is a paid dlc

[dapper saffron]

Like a moth to a flame

[covert edge]

It costs 30 dollars

[marble sigil]

damn i thought this game was free

guess im gonna have to bomb the developers house

my hands are tied here, i have no other choice

[dapper saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[idle crane]

they lie dont bomb franku he is great

[weak crescent]

Jokes on you he'd claymore you in half before you planted bomb

[marble sigil]

nuh uh i set player damage to zero

[weak crescent]

Good reason to test it

[dapper saffron]

Oh and this question

[marble sigil]

i applied today and got in after like 5 hours

[dense escarp]

imagine a gamemode where you have to escort a king and you have tons of teammates but theres loads of people trying to kill the king

[fading parrot]

u guys know how to throw ur weapon away

[devout hinge]

swing and press E

[dapper saffron]

Can't

[fading parrot]

ok

[whole parrot]

the spin of doom

[marble sigil]

wait for real though i just saw a couple videos of people who have blood, is it a developer only thing or what

[dapper saffron]

misinformation 🙄

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pheezy-trey-songz-going-crazy-crash-out-gif-3800836952683496968

[dapper saffron]

itchio

[devout hinge]

that could be the demo

[dapper saffron]

Mods this man is bypassing the chat filter 😢

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-gasp-sarcastic-shocked-surprised-gif-20229446

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691437763383394385/1070702293336457237/attachment.gif

[marble sigil]

wait what theres actually an itch.io version

is it better or something?

[devout hinge]

its the oldest version

[dapper saffron]

👍🏿

[jolly gorge]

.

[dapper saffron]

Is that a gta pfp

[jolly gorge]

ya

Fivem

[flat fern]

The steam DEMO not playtest,and itch.io

[steady sage]

When blud? Kidding, curious though if we should expect an update before the TGS?

[worn heron]

more than likely

[dapper saffron]

Probably kicking it's not confirmed though

[devout hinge]

there will probably be another update before tgs just to fix things up and add stuff

[worn heron]

I don't have any inside info tho

[steady sage]

Cool yeah fair enough, figured there might be a final touch up for the expo but ASSuming and all that

[flat fern]

ass

[worn heron]

Steam actually has mentioned that the numbers we have recieved for the playtest are abnormal for playtests. (we accept everyone in due time), and we may end up having to ditch the requesting system and just make it open access

[dapper saffron]

Is this implying I have moderative powers

[covert edge]

No

[dapper saffron]

I am not accepting any answer other than Yes

[covert edge]

Yesn't

[dapper saffron]

that's not yes that's yesn't

[covert edge]

Mayhaps

[dapper saffron]

Perchance

[worn heron]

Well, we've almost gotten 400,000 testers in about 4 weeks? Maybe 5?

it's absurd, really

Steam mentioned it was abnormal around 150,000 lol

[devout hinge]

100k in august 2

[worn heron]

how long has the playtest been out again?

🤔

[devout hinge]

15th july

[flat fern]

HELP ME!!!

[worn heron]

Alright so about 7 weeks ish

[devout hinge]

1 month, 1 week and 5 days

[worn heron]

Mbmb

[late bluff]

can i play against friends?

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

Not at the moment

#faq for more details

[tepid beacon]

guys i need help

how the hell do i beat this demo i got it once by sheer luck and cannot for the life of me get it again

[dapper saffron]

scythe

[flat fern]

turn player damage down nobody will judge

[tepid beacon]

no that makes me a bitch

[dapper saffron]

🔥

[flat fern]

you can still die turn it down like a little

[tepid beacon]

i judge myself and that aint a glorious victory

[tepid beacon]

even at 3rd boss?

they always get me cus the scythe doesnt hit and they charge me

[drifting stream]

This play test is rlly good

[flat fern]

you could get two weapons and swing like a mad man

[tepid beacon]

ive tried that and spear guys cook me

[full creek]

Just had my longest fight. Enemy had one shield, and one arm he couldn't use (broken). I had a mace in my left hand and my right arm was broken.

[sonic bane]

fighting with your left hand is so weird

[flat fern]

just be careful,turn your player damage down a smidge and if you wanwt turn enemy damage down too so its fair

[tepid beacon]

grunk have you beat the demo without turning dmg down

[drifting oak]

Honestly the main issue I have with the demo is the fact that well, for some reason my weapon will just fly out of my hand sometime

[tepid beacon]

REAL

[sonic bane]

the scythe? yeah thats mad annoying

[flat fern]

not yet? ive been playing the playtest but let me do it