halfsword-chat-⚔

[small parcel]

you can send halfsword videos yeah

[shadow slate]

no but like my tik tok account ill send it so yall can watch me stream 😄

[idle crane]

Yeah that's fine

[shadow slate]

oh ok

[cerulean needle]

I think i just achieved the first halfsword victory by wrestling submission

[shadow slate]

https://www.tiktok.com/@ritelb_official

live started:D

[chrome slate]

I think you broke his leg in multiple places

[signal creek]

hello friends, how do we change the map in the game or is there a map?

[gritty knoll]

at the moment there is just 1 map which is the arena

I feel like the devs are either dropping the biggest update ever soon or they're kinda abandoning the project because we used to get weekly updates or so

[cerulean needle]

Buddy the community is thriving

[gritty knoll]

I know but the development is silent rn

[signal creek]

thanks for telling me

[cerulean needle]

Because they are busy, they dont owe you a 24/7 update. It also costs you 0$

[vapid hull]

In the pins it mentions september!

[swift phoenix]

we have to buy it after playtest since i dont think playtesters get it free

[cerulean needle]

What is the purpose of this message?

[swift phoenix]

you said it costs you 0 dollars

[cerulean needle]

Correct, right now it costs 0$, we are not owed any sort of development news, anything they put out right now is nice to have

[swift phoenix]

is there diffrent maps ingame?

[near lichen]

How does silence lead to "abandoning the project"? You know they just got a publisher and are slated to make an appearance at the TGS next month right?

[vapid hull]

I hate it when people complain about silent development like that isn't an industry standard

[cerulean needle]

And considering this has costed people 0$ lmfao

[near lichen]

With 3 fun builds

[near lichen]

The kid doesn't know the concept of focusing on work

[cerulean needle]

This guy felt strong with his poleaxe, so i picked him up and just dragged him

My new favorite thing to do in this game is unarmed shennanigans

[vapid hull]

I've started to really like the photography opportunities, the action shots feel so cool.

[vapid hull]

Honestly I prefer the type of silence where they reassure you that the game is being worked on, and then they go silent for a few months, then boom, update/release. Keeps all the neato stuff on the downlow and for us to discover. :)

[worthy herald]

Anyone Online?

how to enable Blood?

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/im-batman-batman-gif-22335173

[cedar summit]

playtest you can't

[worthy herald]

oh

[oak wyvern]

if u can play demo you can see blood

[worthy herald]

which is better playtest or Demo?

[shadow slate]

Playtest for fun demo for blood

[oak wyvern]

yep

[tidal ravine]

there is no faqs on this discord

[worthy herald]

?

[frank scarab]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396 look again

[tidal ravine]

does not show up on my left bar

[vapid hull]

Mhm! Personally I don't mind not having the blood. Makes me feel a little better with less humanized enemies lol

[cerulean needle]

Saying shit like doofenshmirtz is the reason there is a 30 second delay

[shadow slate]

i agree bcz whit blood my pc lags a lot

[cerulean needle]

I'll do this to your sister

[vapid hull]

Oh yeah that too lmao. I'm cooked with my 3050 laptop from 2019

[cerulean needle]

Your afraid to watch the last half

[worthy herald]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[shadow slate]

what do i need to do to get content creator role? bcz i streamed for 30 mins

[cerulean needle]

Don't talk about your sister like that, stay on the topic of half sword

Cant hear you im wrestling willie

Willie is a better lay

[worthy herald]

double click to trust What do i click

thrust i meants

[frank scarab]

left click

[cerulean needle]

Put him in the headlock and tossed him at the fence

[worthy herald]

i did it but nothin happend

[shadow slate]

600 people watched my live is it enough to get creator role?

[jolly gorge]

SEND ME SOME GORE GIFS

[worthy herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stickman-bâton-gore-dessin-knif-gif-14988954

what does the number in the top mean if u die

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-cell-blood-gif-22873731

[near lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/see-birdbox-look-at-a-it-stare-at-it-gif-17471888

[north locust]

not me wondering wth is the itch.io version 💀

[summer plank]

incredible

[small parcel]

wonder if im going on a watch list for searching up how to get uranium and how many calories there is in uranium

[vapid hull]

tryna bulk up?

[small parcel]

yeah its 20 billion calories in one gram of uranium

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/im-batman-batman-gif-22335173

[bronze dawn]

i cant play the play test

nvm

i just got knock the hell out

[bronze dawn]

damnnnn

[small parcel]

smegma💀

[bronze dawn]

yo

[small parcel]

thats digusting tbh

[bronze dawn]

its funny

[small parcel]

do you know what smegma even is?

[bronze dawn]

yes

[small parcel]

yeah its disgusting

[bronze dawn]

its funny

[languid nest]

It looks like that probably hurt his neck

[bronze dawn]

is my name disusting

[languid nest]

Yeah

[bronze dawn]

damn yall just to muture

[signal wedge]

Hello mantic :3

[idle crane]

Hello silly head

[languid nest]

Mature*

[signal wedge]

Are you not eepy rn

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-angry-gif-14891453

[idle crane]

I'm in UK so it's 10am

[signal wedge]

Well that definetly makes sense. It's 1 am over here lol.

Didn't know you were English that's cool

[signal wedge]

My family actually has a lot of connection to the UK, ancestry wise. One of my family old family members actually created the Robert The Bruce statue above a castle. May have been Scotland idk, I'm basically a European mutt ancestry wisr

[idle crane]

Cool

Scotland is in the UK btw. UK is 4 countries England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

[signal wedge]

Ah I see, thus why it's called the united kingdom. Always thought UK was only referencing England (Thank you US education system)

[jolly gorge]

One piece is nothing compared to TV Calendar

Once again Croat superiority is shown

[signal wedge]

So if you're from the UK which I now learned is four countries which one of those countries are you from?

[bronze dawn]

how i take good pics

[idle crane]

England

[signal wedge]

Oh ok sick

[idle crane]

Very close to the Scottish border tho

[signal wedge]

Gosh I want to visit Europe one day so badly, its such a cool place! So much interesting history and beautiful scenery, not to mention the different people I'd meet. Although I doubt they're too fond of Americans so I may just say I'm from Canada lol

[bronze dawn]

how i take good pics

[languid nest]

Send your clips where you hit Willie really hard

Leave a like and subscribe

[signal wedge]

Hey i left a like and subscribe for you

[severe seal]

chat somebody trying to spam invites to servers

[idle crane]

As long as you aren't disrespectful nobody will really care except the occasional joke but that is just what Europeans do to eachother anyway

[languid nest]

I just woke up and I can telll I was snoring really hard

[severe seal]

crazy

[signal wedge]

Fortunately I'm anything but, I really do value other people and I try to be as polite as possible. People in the US can be massive asses unfortunately

[languid nest]

I’m gonna need the kick update

[worthy herald]

Fr i was thinking if they would add the Kick update

[languid nest]

I just want to be able to harm Willie while grappling him with two hands

[trail nacelle]

I want the pit that the devs have in some videos

[bronze dawn]

why do the npc play like that

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-sparta-leonidas-fall-gif-8139307

[languid nest]

The npc is very interesting because it seems to match your energy

[bronze dawn]

the dont

[languid nest]

If you go balls to the wall and charge in swinging it will do the same, but if you go in calm and calculated and keep your distance he does the same

[bronze dawn]

no they dont

[languid nest]

They do I watched Willie do it

[trail nacelle]

Sometimes they just charge me anyway when I try the thrust mode lmfao they get me every time lmfao

[bronze dawn]

is there a way to do better hits

[trail nacelle]

Practice

[idle crane]

Step into your swings it will give better momentum. Also don't swing to fast as it throws off your accuracy

[bronze dawn]

i dont see the gore idk what about to it

[idle crane]

Willie has that Nah id win energy

[idle crane]

There is no gore in the playtest it tells you when you load the game up

[bronze dawn]

oh

[languid nest]

This this this

Also if you keep your mouse where you ended your swing it will put more power into it. Hard to explain but it’s more apparent with the big ass candle holder things.

[bronze dawn]

i did it

[languid nest]

Augh we need a quarterstaff

For like the tier above farmer and maybe also the farmer tier

[worthy herald]

dang bro straight in the eye

[bronze dawn]

i love this game already

[timid estuary]

He will one shot u

[idle crane]

I agree

[woven ore]

the thing is hes dead now

[timid estuary]

I'm listening to 11 hour cat playlist rn

[honest wharf]

yo do u play vs real players in the test version?

[timid estuary]

No

[languid nest]

No. Why do people keep thinking this

[honest wharf]

wouldve been cool if they made it like that

[languid nest]

There is no lag
No connecting to a server
No matchmaking
And the AI never does anything but fight you

The AI never just dances and boogies down. That’s the biggest tell.

[fleet stump]

hi

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1275636688953151569/wherebludwhenmp-HS.gif

it is MONDAYY

[frank scarab]

hello

[bronze dawn]

THE AI IS GOOD

[muted granite]

Lmfao

[bronze dawn]

why is this my name

[restive garnet]

On this server thats gonna be your name, your og name can go elsewhere

[idle crane]

Hello Pierrot

[restive garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

[idle crane]

Deliciousable

[frank scarab]

amazing.

[restive garnet]

not even english riight

[idle crane]

as far as im aware deliciousable is not a word

[restive garnet]

I know for sure Gordon kitchen nighmare would make this a great episode

[restive garnet]

thank you humbly my UK friend

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-you-know-gif-14891458

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-happy-gif-14891457

[idle crane]

i love how the monkey is becoming more and more used its great

[restive garnet]

true trueee

[idle crane]

We need to give him a helmet

[restive garnet]

HS server is making him popular

[restive garnet]

must

[frank scarab]

a kettle helm

[past ginkgo]

is there no blood in the playtest?

[small parcel]

READ THE TEXTS WHEN YOU START THE GAME

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1275636688953151569/wherebludwhenmp-HS.gif

[small parcel]

does this hurt?

[frank scarab]

BOYS, LETS DOG PILE ON HIM FOR NOT READING!!!!

[past ginkgo]

oh ig that's my fault

[restive garnet]

genius

[idle crane]

hes probably fine

[small parcel]

its me

[frank scarab]

just a flesh wound

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tis-but-a-scratch-gif-12051667

[small parcel]

home run

[woven ore]

wait how did you get armor that early

[small parcel]

modding

[frank scarab]

trainer

[woven ore]

dms

[small parcel]

?

[woven ore]

how do i get the mod tell it in dms

[frank scarab]

don't waste you're time and just use the installer, its much easier to use. https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/3

[small parcel]

yeah just get this installer

thats what i use

[woven ore]

Alright i press get the latest mod thingy does it work now?

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-no-surrender-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-black-knight-its-only-a-flesh-wound-gif-14084084

[timid estuary]

[fleet stump]

Someone at Gamescom told me ''yall makin the rocket league of medieval combats''

I was like :

https://tenor.com/view/meonly-gif-19710542

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tis-but-a-scratch-gif-12051667

[restive garnet]

hmmmmmmmmmm

confusion max

[iron cipher]

Turbo-boosted Cars that can fly at mach 2 have been confirmed in half sword

[ripe meteor]

i love u pg tips monkeu

[restive garnet]

we do aswell

[ripe meteor]

say yummers instead

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[weak crescent]

Yummers (30 second timer )

[brave stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-jaystuff-gif-25998097

[alpine kraken]

half sword for goty

[solemn moat]

how to throw hands in fist fight?

[weak crescent]

Halfsword for best game of 15th century

[chrome slate]

hold left and right mouse

[solemn moat]

and then?

[gritty knoll]

What does the body density settings change? Can't seem to find any difference

[idle crane]

it changes how easily you can slice through people but i dont think it does anything in the playtest

[near lichen]

Did he say that because rocket league is also physics based but not quite like HS

Very confuse

[livid garden]

how do i finish the playtest

[long fable]

how do i enable the debug mode

[old hound]

Does it only affect dismemberment then?

[idle crane]

i believe so but im not 100% sure

[olive blade]

can ppl even die in the playtest

[old hound]

Yes

[olive blade]

they always groan even from fatal hits

[old hound]

Once you hear their choking sound they basically dead

[soft osprey]

Good morning my fellow half sworders. Yeah when that choking sound comes on you know you’re really shoving your full sword in there. In half sword.

[olive blade]

[old hound]

Get a blunt weapon and keep hitting them over the head whilst they’re on the floor and you will hear them die

[olive blade]

ight

[young imp]

Me if I was a cat

[soft osprey]

Or just hit any unarmored part with a sharp weapon and they’ll surrender or bleed out

[stuck magnet]

does anyone know how i can change to 1080p instead of 1440p when using 2560x on the demo?

[old hound]

Blunt weapons are more brutal

[olive blade]

i want to kill them

[soft osprey]

Then go for the neck damnit. Stop beating your Willie, and end it quickly like a humane person

[full cloud]

how i can get accepted for the playtest

[olive blade]

5 virgin souls

[soft osprey]

Request access through the steam store page and wait

[old hound]

Ignore this, beat him over the head until he dies

[full cloud]

ok

[olive blade]

ill beat my willie as i please

[soft osprey]

Ignore this, go for the neck like a man. Shove your full sword in Willie so he screams

[olive blade]

@soft osprey wtf is that emoji

[small parcel]

a flesh wound

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-wow-gif-11411674

[molten stone]

can someone help me plz

playtest dont launching

[olive blade]

5 virgin souls

[molten stone]

demo working fine but playtest dont opening

[olive blade]

it takes 5 virgin souls

[molten stone]

💀

[glass sage]

But it took 6 for me

[olive blade]

varies with how pure the player is

[glass sage]

Ohhhh well for me it took 6 pure happy puppies

[timid estuary]

Willie looks like elon musk but no hair

[shrewd talon]

He looks more like mark zuckergberg

[old hound]

Don’t ever insult Willie like that again

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-my-reaction-to-that-information-angry-reaction-wolf-reaction-gif-27080186

[idle crane]

Willie looks like joe rogan

Joe Willogan from milek

[soft osprey]

What it’s just a normal Pepe emoji? Nothing crazy about it just showing the love

[molten stone]

i have 10 fps on roblox

[stuck magnet]

that may be why it isnt launching

[molten stone]

i have ddr2 ram

[desert rain]

I did it. I finally did it.

[blazing steppe]

I need help. I asked for acces to the game and my parents deleted it from email. How can I again gain acces to the game

[desert rain]

I got myself a longsword in the demo.

[old hound]

Great sword better

[desert rain]

THERE'S A GREATSWORD???

[plush rapids]

yeah there's even a nuclear warhead at the end of teh game

[old hound]

Like the last part I think

[near arch]

I was sure Half Sword will never get multiplayer, but I just watched this GDC talk "Chaos Physics in LEGO Fortnite" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPsRfZ8rxOg now I figure it's totally possible one day.

[nova rain]

is it just me or when i play with more than 2 people in one match my fps drops so low

[blazing steppe]

I need help. I asked for acces to the game and my parents deleted it from email. How can I again gain acces to the game

[nova rain]

you should just be able to download it laf

[old hound]

It just appears in your steam library once you get the email so check there

[muted granite]

Same

[devout axle]

Try dropping ur graphics maybe?

[devout axle]

I play on low, its way smoother for me

[muted granite]

For me its the same fps

More than 2 is 15fps at highest

[old hound]

You both must have some old pcs

[plush rapids]

me when i can't play any game since i dont have a nvidia gtx 4060 +

[old hound]

Not even necessary I used to play this with an rx 580

[plush rapids]

i got an 1050ti lol

[stuck magnet]

goated

[near lichen]

Those are Legos though not 3d humanoids. Half Sword multi is possible but not at the moment with limited manpower and resources

[near arch]

Yea, but those legos are like 70% of the way there; it's some really impressive physics interaction, best I seen in any other multiplayer since rocket league.

[rapid grove]

how do i play like that

[near arch]

? swing ure mouse around

[rapid grove]

no am stuck a dark place

[near arch]

get playtest, you are on demo

[rapid grove]

is it on steam?

[near arch]

yea, just find and click request access, in a few hrs you got it

[sour marsh]

omg i thought i was the only one

[rapid grove]

oh i found it i clicked it thanks so much

[near lichen]

When you change the Legos into real 3d objects/environments/characters it changes the whole area though.
While I do admit the tech demo is nice to look at even if it's with Legos I'd say The Finals does destruction best at a multiplayer setting but when it comes to actual gameplay I would say Gang Beasts.

[near arch]

gang beasts I never played, but It looks comparable in that it's a wobbly man game. Half sword guy just got a lot less wobbly in playtest lol.

[plush rapids]

i actually have no idea how to swing from above my head properly, can u tell me how to do it

[old hound]

Holding s helps me and you can also press alt whilst holding it above your head to do a smaller slash

[plush rapids]

sir yes sir

[near lichen]

But see even Gang Beasts has to sacrifice humanoid looking characters for more cartoonish ones cause it would be really hard to code fully physics based moves for humanoid 3d characters in an online environment. And in regards to wobbly man that's cause it's fully active ragdoll in Unity whereas Half Sword is the same but in UE5. UE5 has better physics control that's why it's less "wobbly"

[molten stone]

maybe i need to install something? like .net

[stuck magnet]

what are ur frames on half sword demo

[molten stone]

40 fps

[near lichen]

It's comparable w the vid you sent too, most arenas in Gang Beasts have some sort of physics based destruction as well like for ex: a gondola stage where if you destroy the ropes the bridge starts to topple over and you're forced to climb your way to the top. Very underrated gameplay that's overshadowed by being a kids game

[stuck magnet]

which setting

[molten stone]

medium

[eternal lagoon]

hey

[stuck magnet]

whats ur gpu?

[near lichen]

Also desync is going to be a huge problem for physics based multiplayer games, although UE5 can handle it

[molten stone]

radeon r7 360 2 gb

[eternal lagoon]

how can I get access to the playtest? I requested on steam already

[old hound]

Wait

[polar palm]

that one enemy with the scythe keeps absolutly destroying me

[molten stone]

the demo working fine but the playtest dont launch

[old hound]

Get close to him and stay close because range will just help him

[stuck magnet]

i think its just too bad to even start half sword, the playtest im pretty sure defaults to high upon launching and i can run cinematic on demo well but as soon as im on playtest it runs really poorly

the demo is less demanding than the playtest so thats why one runs and the other wont

[polar palm]

i try to just charge the lad down but if i don't deal with him instnatly my spinal cord is severed

[old hound]

Idk try parrying him

[stuck magnet]

have you got amd adrenlin installed?

[molten stone]

yea

[stuck magnet]

open that, go to the settings wheel in the top right, and it should show u a menu to update the drivers, it doesn't take long

[molten stone]

on the amd adrenalin?

[stuck magnet]

yep

i think it should launch but youll probably need to use low setting

[jolly gorge]

zoo wee mama!

[near lichen]

When I ran UE5 this came out too, is this actually important or nah

[stuck magnet]

id say so youd get better performance on newer drivers anyway

[polar palm]

running the guy down with a pitchfork seemed to do the trick 👍

[near lichen]

I'm on a 7700XT if that matters

[devout hinge]

its literally telling you "update your drivers or it may not work correctly"

[amber ore]

how to enable blood on playtest

[amber ore]

booo

this should be a separate build my fellas

[drowsy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/wormie-club-wormie-club-windows-book-club-gif-26107430

[amber ore]

with a toggle during the ci/cd

[idle crane]

old blood is not compatible. new blood is not ready

[devout hinge]

fun fact: i activated it a few minutes ago using cmd

[drowsy geode]

[amber ore]

understood

[drowsy geode]

why not get a key from a keygen lol, activating with commands can get your pc reverted into a barely usable state, usually takes a few days for windows to realise though

[idle crane]

Check https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1046080713734234222 for some sneak peaks

[amber ore]

all i see there is blood, i approve

[hushed agate]

Hey chat
-# This user is under surveillance by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for harassment. Please report any suspicious activity.

[drowsy geode]

that's already an old trick

[amber ore]

is there some description what the game will become?

[ornate current]

hello

[idle crane]

A medieval physics based fencing game. apart from that not really

[amber ore]

will it be more of a roguelike / gladiator school / whatever with upgrades, shops and so on?

[near lichen]

i said no and ran UE5 smoothly I guess my 7700xt too strong for that

[drowsy geode]

may not work correctly

[idle crane]

Im really winding up that punch

[sonic bane]

-# (edited)

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-edited-message-cat-eating-watermelon-gif-12651679745378723106

[dense escarp]

dude i hope multiplayer gets implemented itd be so cool to have a duel in knight armour with my friend

[devout hinge]

idk i just wanted to make the activate windows thing disappear but i struck gold

[drowsy geode]

split screen mod

[sonic bane]

ss

[dense escarp]

he lives in america i live in england lol

[drowsy geode]

steam remote play

[restive garnet]

Face mask

[dense escarp]

thatd just mean we're playing 2 different matches at the same time

[drowsy geode]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/2

[vast silo]

based

[dense escarp]

is that for the abyss demo

[drowsy geode]

yea

[dense escarp]

miinnttt cheers bro

[cinder forge]

every guy after the axe guy is a struggle i love it

[plush rapids]

does the team hhave a plane date for gore and blood

[fading parrot]

yo how do i play the playtest

[soft osprey]

No,sometime late September or early-mid October is the most likely date though

[soft osprey]

Request access through the steam store page for Half sword. Wait up to 24 hours but typically much less

[fading parrot]

oh ight bet

[jagged fox]

is the demo and version from itch.io diffrent from each other?

[soft osprey]

Yes the itch.io is older. But you get to pick loadouts and maps

[jagged fox]

alr ty

[austere wing]

is there negans bat?

[mild helm]

@peak sonnet

[peak sonnet]

gyattttttttttt

[worn heron]

some folks call it that yes. It's called a spiked Goedendag

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270997348805513278/makesweet-sbrdme.gif

[austere wing]

oh

[worn heron]

it is my babey

pokey stick

[austere wing]

dude but what if they added like secrat weapons wouldnt that be awesome?

[worn heron]

as long as it's not the sword from berserk

[austere wing]

a real big sword would be cool

[austere wing]

art.

[austere wing]

no a reeeal big sword

[idle crane]

the amount of galaxy memes are growing and i love it

[tender quest]

that is a really big sword wdym

[idle crane]

any bigger than that it would be unweildable

[wooden socket]

me watching ai willie launch the spiked goedendag into my face at the speed of light (i swung my sword 1 frame too early)

[austere wing]

and uncomfortable

[sacred compass]

We need a foam bat

[austere wing]

a lot of my real women friends that i have, have told me that real big swords accually hurt

[fleet stump]

We are now 48k members in this discord

over 900 000 of you downloaded the demo and playtest last month : )

[tender quest]

"real women"

[austere wing]

poolnoodle weapon

[hardy topaz]

Luigi

[idle crane]

Any news from steam lately. Didnt they say something when the playtest had like 150,000 now its close to 400,000

[austere wing]

i think moist played the playtest and that made it like skyrocked for a bit

[fleet stump]

Not everything can be discussed publicly : )

yet

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-nda-n-d-a-nondisclosure-agreement-cant-say-gif-13628170531162419063

I get it

[fleet stump]

Yall focus on Charlie

but one single tiktok user managed 38M views on his Half Sword video in one month

[austere wing]

right

i think short form content in general makes more people observant of like smaller indie titles n stuff

[rotund mica]

why not js make a seperate version with no gore for the festival and just add gore now

[idle crane]

old gore is incompatible. new gore is not ready yet

[rotund mica]

ok

[shut hamlet]

guys what do u think of the scythe?

damnnn really

[spice bluff]

type shi

[shut hamlet]

IK that shi strong af

why a 30 sec slowmode ?

[spice bluff]

frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[spice bluff]

thats true they took it up

[shut hamlet]

like dayum why soo slowwwwwwwww

my boy is going throw the worst

[fleet stump]

on prime time, there are about 20k ppl live and it gets spammy

[shut hamlet]

rn its morning for me

[tender quest]

plus it discourages
people that like
to type on separate messages
like this e.g.

[shut hamlet]

ohhhhhhh but 30 secs? aint it a bit much?

[tender quest]

yeah fit what you want to say within one message, its not that difficult

[weak roost]

Disagree

[shut hamlet]

real but fr can u make it faster pls

[idle crane]

Blame the people who refuse to use the correct chats and also the people who post bad stuff

Also only certain people can change it

[shut hamlet]

may i hit them with a stick (WAIT

[idle crane]

us mere mods dont have such ability

[hollow tartan]

how long does it take to get accepted for the playtest?

[idle crane]

12 hours or less

[tender quest]

some of the mods do >_>

[shut hamlet]

||Boo|| ||dw its dark humar 🐺 || CLICK THIS

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/court-of-darkness-ineqiality-in-our-society-chibi-battle-nightmare-battle-gif-975597183491877839

[hollow tartan]

DO NOT CLICK THIS

[shut hamlet]

NO CLICK IT( ngl most chill mods iv ever seen)

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-gif-20744952

[worn heron]

[shut hamlet]

me me when
me wh
me when ||boo||

[twilit carbon]

Please add Bloodhound's Fang and Grafted Blade Greatsword

[shut hamlet]

copyright oh ok

[twilit carbon]

No

[worn heron]

bloodhounds Fang is a weapon directly from Elden ring

[twilit carbon]

I don't know what you are talking about!

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[tender quest]

there are laws that prevent people from just ripping other companies work and putting it into their games

[twilit carbon]

What a coincidence!

[worn heron]

oh, were you talking about something else?

[twilit carbon]

Nah im just playing with u lol

[serene smelt]

Just lost my halfsword fist fighting championship title to Willie 😔

[vast current]

hi guys

[weak roost]

But you are Willie too, so you win.

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/horrified-monkey-gif-22140683

[vast current]

why has blueberry dragons name become freaky all of a sudden

[tender quest]

did willie take diving lessons from footballers or something?

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

Zestyposting

[tender quest]

you guys can complain to blueberry about the 30 second timer btw

[idle crane]

Because he didnt stick to the gothic font like every one else

[vast current]

ok sassy mantic relax

[merry fjord]

Hi guys

[idle crane]

hello

[worn heron]

I kept half of it ligma

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/tuskin-raider-sandpeople-starwars-lets-get-him-gif-14234025660803459291

[serene smelt]

But don't worry guys, i'll get it back next round.

[vast current]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-detected-respect-sigma-respect-patrick-bateman-american-psyco-gif-17523786110322592071

[idle crane]

i see 3 gothic letters

[merry fjord]

I saw this game today and it is among the best games I have ever seen, man, it is an incredible game and I finished the game.

[worn heron]

there are 4

[worn heron]

I'm glad you think so! Have you tried the playtest yet?

[idle crane]

where is the last?

[vast current]

ACTUALLY 🤓 ☝️ you didnt finish the playtest as its not possible, you shouldve said you finished the demo

[shut hamlet]

ea

[worn heron]

The D in dragon

[merry fjord]

Yea but i finished, right?

[ocean haven]

Yo does joining the playtest take a while now or something

[idle crane]

they didnt say playtest

[idle crane]

a day or less

[vast current]

they said the game and the main game is the playtest

[worn heron]

well there's the demo and the playtest, the abyss version (demo) and the arena (playtest)

[merry fjord]

How can I play on different maps?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/actually-nerd-actually-nerd-glasses-well-yes-but-actually-no-gif-5597798959730072444

[idle crane]

main game is the demo. the playtest just has the newest combat

[shut hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-explode-nuclear-bomb-mushroom-cloud-gif-7885327 here comes the sun

[idle crane]

i see the b,l and d

[vast current]

mainly updated game, main game imo is like the most polished important one

[merry fjord]

Guys how can i play different maps

[worn heron]

Blu D is gothic'd

[worn heron]

There's an old version of the game on itch.io that had a few maps

It's about 2 years outdated but it has its special place. Its the first public release

[idle crane]

nuh uh look and militus' U

[merry fjord]

Some of the features here are not available in itch.io, right?

[vast current]

the itch is gold but the gore is so funny

[worn heron]

oh yeah nvm

either way I have a zesty name now

[devout axle]

It plays a little wonky compared to now

[vast current]

the demo is hugely wonky compared to playtest too

[worn heron]

Correct! It has slow motion for example, but you can't pickup and drop weapons

Also you can't halfsword with right click haha, that wasn't a mechanic yet

[idle crane]

you can drop weapons in itch but you cant pick them back up

[merry fjord]

I'm very curious about the full version of this game. It will be great.

[frank scarab]

why was the game called half sword if half swording wasn't even made into the game yet? {talking about itchy.balls version}

[idle crane]

well what you see now is 5% of the full game

[worn heron]

halfsword

[merry fjord]

I think this game will be 100% better than gta 6

[weak roost]

Thats such a wild comparison.

[vast current]

can someone send me a super super insane clip or a couple insane clips i can show my dad. full armour would be ideal, thanks

[worn heron]

but he's right tho

[merry fjord]

I don't know man, we will find out when it is 100%, but I think I will like it more than GTA 6 (because I don't have money to buy GTA 6)

[worn heron]

I'll try and find a nice one I have

[weak roost]

He aint wrong... But its still a wild comparison.

[merry fjord]

He's the best Gladiator!

[tender quest]

double hilt strike

[vast current]

awesome hold on, still open to more clips, the more the better, thanks mil

[idle crane]

Aint the best but a fun wind

[merry fjord]

Will there be Samurai swords when the game is 100%?

[idle crane]

no

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/isJV0pQgDMgXVmpNE/spok?invite=cr-MSxEOGQsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ixmzNuj8O2VV_1RUw/spok?invite=cr-MSxMeDEsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

Here's two simple ones of mine, I couldn't find any heavy armoured clips offhand, they weren't synced with my phone

[idle crane]

unless you can find evidence of samurai swords being present in 1475 germany

[worn heron]

ah yes I love embedding clips and flooding the chat with it

[merry fjord]

What you did at the end was the greatest thing I've ever seen in a game.D

[vast current]

💀 i will show him thanks everyone

[idle crane]

you need to watch more of militus' or Fiend's clips. they are masters

[worn heron]

You can also find plenty of good clips in #game-footage-🎮🎥 !

[frank scarab]

kriegmesser. take it or leave it.

[vast current]

yeah i look but most of the clips are super janky etc

[weak roost]

Does anyone know what body density actually does?

[worn heron]

they are not good enough for your prestige

[merry fjord]

I think I will dedicate myself to mastering this game.d

[vast current]

militus is the best. all his clips are exactly my playstyle and the blunt force with swords in the head just tickles me

[worn heron]

When you lower it, it'll allow you to stab through and cut off limbs easier

[worn heron]

Same idea with bone snapping but it's bone breakage

[idle crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAzSIlwty-I if still want clips this one is decent

[merry fjord]

Where can i watch him

[idle crane]

in discord

[frank scarab]

the hub

[worn heron]

he's one of our moderators 🙂

[idle crane]

i didnt ping that what the fuck

[worn heron]

Feel free to give him a hard time if you want tips or something from him

[echo pawn]

he posts here often

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1277026904586719295/VersionTest54_2024-08-24_23-08-37.mp4?ex=66cda5bc&is=66cc543c&hm=c12110b6160905643a31e2c68818e62321e6e27eebbd366e68d98d37ac65670c&

[near lichen]

i upped bone snapping and tried to break willie's arm while he had a weapon on i dont think t does anything for the playtest yet?

[worn heron]

If you turn it up, it makes it harder to break em

Lower it for more breakey

They aren't too clear on how they work haha

[near lichen]

OMG wow thanks i set it wrong the whole time

[merry fjord]

The sound coming out of that helmet was very funny, but it was very good, my friend.

[weak roost]

So as of right now, does it do anything?

[echo pawn]

yes

[worn heron]

yes, it helps with stabbing and such. You won't see the limb dismemberment right now though

[echo pawn]

it affects how easily you can cut through bodies

[worn heron]

Still wanna print these off

[weak roost]

Does it make the character more tense as well?

[worn heron]

I don't think so?

[idle crane]

it worked thanks blueberry

[echo pawn]

no, don't think it does

[olive forum]

😢

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/damiosanrus-gif-7871968960718044394

[worn heron]

you're welcome!

Uhh what worked tho

[weak roost]

I've been testing with it, and it definitely feels different. But it might just be a placebo thing?

[worn heron]

I dunno I'll have to check it out

[idle crane]

The willie smile

[echo pawn]

if you mean like muscle tension then yea it probably is

[worn heron]

Oh jeez my attention span

[weak roost]

Yeah, this is kinda what I mean. I don't know, will report back.

[merry fjord]

Unlucky moments 🙂

[idle crane]

Hello thing482

[uneven trout]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-playtest-no-gore-no-blood-where-gore-gif-8174527543298300447

[worn heron]

who just pinged me

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-schlatt-gun-who-pinged-me-ping-gif-16993835166890634442

[olive forum]

me

[idle crane]

i searched who pinged me this was second gif. it was perfect

[worn heron]

saving this for later

[worn heron]

you mean to tell me that you didn't even put in the keyword "schlatt"

[uneven trout]

https://tenor.com/view/who-pinged-me-saltyfish-gif-1176318560198094842

[worn heron]

even discord is out to bully me bruh

[merry fjord]

guys

[idle crane]

i actually didnt

[olive forum]

schlatt pog

[worn heron]

Jeez lmao

[idle crane]

true

[merry fjord]

When I turn it on, this comes up, I'll say run it anyway, right?

[uneven trout]

SR_nerd_roblox

[olive forum]

half sword is a bit coin miner don't trust anyone here who says otherwise

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-pong-discord-discord-ping-gif-19954268

[merry fjord]

Man, this is the first time this has happened among the games I've downloaded. Normally, when I download something like this from here, I don't get this error.

[fading parrot]

ye

[honest wharf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ifMxUYwmSRkxsLqXcg

[uneven trout]

ayo

[honest wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-sigma-sim-sigma-mafia-gif-1337652146628914473

[uneven trout]

https://imgur.com/VOzLb8K

[idle crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047194231875321856/1162826809507844227/H6chCqA.gif

[olive forum]

The knockout ragdolls are so satisfying

[jolly gorge]

how to choose weapon?

[olive forum]

These side buttons

[vast current]

not historically accurate at all but imagine a glaive in this game

[jolly gorge]

THANK YOU YOUR THE BEST'

[sonic bane]

i think it would be cool

[honest wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1186451074442342520/1195594772858028052/attachment.gif

[hallow tree]

remember guys this time next month the tokyo game show is starting so sep 26 - 29 is when hs is scheduled to appear at tgs so after that we can eat all the strawberry jam we want

[vast current]

the fuck

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-speech-bubble-the-speech-bubble-is-below-your-name-walking-away-explosion-gif-5724482183766171553

[honest wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-joker-meme-batman-csvifax-hardroach-gif-6283066117593919561

[vast current]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-man-wow-bro-you-got-the-whole-squad-laughing-gif-22584255

[honest wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-sigma-sim-sigma-mafia-gif-1337652146628914473

[olive forum]

(Ignore the sloppy aim I haven't played for a while) why did he even freak out like that? Stabbed his leg slightly and he threw a fit

[devout axle]

He got a boo boo

[olive forum]

it's like the old willies that as soon as they fell over would give up lol

[timber quail]

how do i get that version?

[devout axle]

Fr, u could one tap em easy

[frank scarab]

this, it'll take around 5 mins - 28 hours until they accept the next batch, feel free to report any bugs in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 if you get one.

[devout axle]

Search up half sword on steam and join the playtest

[timber quail]

I have to request it

[devout axle]

Yes but it dont take too long. I got it quick like 30 mins

Worst case scenario you check it out tmr, just check ur library for it every now and then

[hallow tree]

i wish there was a reset slider option for the game cause you know, its slider settings

[weak roost]

Just restart the game for right now XD

[dense escarp]

when gore gets added back there should be an easter egg where if you cut someone wearing full knight armour's left arm off they say "tis but a flesh wound"

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tis-but-a-scratch-gif-12051667

[dense escarp]

thats the one
tis but a scratch

[coarse jacinth]

can you somehow customize your loadout in the playtest version?

[chrome slate]

keep clicking until u like what u have

[dense escarp]

if you click the classes theres different versions of the same class

[coarse jacinth]

i know that already but thank you guys.

[frank scarab]

what?

[twilit granite]

What

[coarse jacinth]

i just thought there was a more indepth way to customize your loadout seperately than having rng give you your loadout.

[dense escarp]

might be something like that in the future idk

[coarse jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[devout axle]

Click until you like what you have

[dense escarp]

i just hope in the full game they add the abyss demo as a gamemode and multiplayer

[devout axle]

Fr

[manic spear]

18 hours in and i still haven't finished the demo

[polar palm]

there is a chisel stuck to my hip. it's somehow taking up 2 inventory slots and i cannot get rid of it, any attempt at grabbing it throws me to the floor

[gentle topaz]

Would be really cool if we got Cumans or Hungarians with their funni sabers. Just imagine how fun it would be to swing around with a curved sword getting behind enemy's blade

[spiral stone]

how i lock on again?

[manic spear]

F

[spiral stone]

thanks

[brazen wyvern]

How do I play this version?

[minor sonnet]

wdym

[brazen wyvern]

I only have access to the demo on Steam

[frank scarab]

this, it'll take around 5 mins - 28 hours until they accept the next batch, feel free to report any bugs in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 if you get one.

[minor sonnet]

yup

[brazen wyvern]

Now what about just waiting?

[serene smelt]

How does the health system work? Is it like organ based or limb based?

[brazen wyvern]

organ

[serene smelt]

Oh cool

[frank scarab]

thats what i said, wait for around 5 mins - 28 hour.

[brazen wyvern]

I think

[minor sonnet]

i think its more limb base because if you slice the heat/throat its almost instant death

[buoyant rapids]

It's so chaotic 😫

[idle crane]

How damage is dealt is multiple things I think. For instance you can bleed out. If you get stabbed in head or chest you die. You can deal damage to limbs disabling them

[brazen wyvern]

ok. My English isn't that good so if I write something that doesn't make sense I'm sorry

[flat fern]

i love the shield you can punch with, the ones that like is attatched to your arm ( i hate slow mode)

[coarse jacinth]

i love the playtest but genuinely without gore it sometimes makes it harder to know when your enemy is hurt or dead

[devout hinge]

just hit them some more

[coarse jacinth]

yeah thats a appropriate solution

[unborn cedar]

It sucks you can't see whats wrong with You though, that's the main thing I struggle with sometimes

[dense escarp]

yeah thats why i play the fist fight and the armoured versions only

[coarse jacinth]

thats also a big thing.

[devout hinge]

hold no weapons and your character will hold the general place he's hurt

[dense escarp]

i think the blood should be replaced with candy like in gorn for the japan version

[coarse jacinth]

yeah, gorn is a great solution.

[unborn cedar]

Holding no weapons out is not effective while your in the middle of combat lol

[flat fern]

did they remove mp4s in halfsword chat?

[frail lynx]

anyone know if the game will be a sandbox in the future or more of a progression where you get better items as you go on or smth?

[devout hinge]

probably progression and story

[flat fern]

and might have a more free roam mode maybe,or dueling mode

[restive glade]

no music makes the game worse, just saying

[frail lynx]

is there any way to just fight enemies with specific weapons?

[buoyant rapids]

I have a feeling sometimes my intestines are hanging out of my stomach but I literally wouldn't know

[tender quest]

the music is on, i just have it turned down

[buoyant rapids]

I'm literally listening to bannerlord main theme while playing the game XD

[unborn cedar]

The song that goes HEY HEY HEY HEY is the best one

[gentle topaz]

Chanting in the tavern with the boys while Hans and Peter murder each other

[flat fern]

Average day in...uh..rome? uh...french empire erm- idk any countrys from this time...

[gentle topaz]

Holy Roman Empire

In the game as far as i noticed are Bohemia (Czechia that was inside Holy Roman empire at the time), Holy Roman Empire, England and France

[flat fern]

i know like a handfull of Napoleonic countrys,but none that are medieval

[gentle topaz]

There's like gazilion of them if you incluede vassals and all down the line to guys that owned castles

[distant cypress]

I got hit with a Tekken combo

[tropic raptor]

damn bro got absolutly ko'd
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iylg0xawciiC_uwe5/d1337WjJBaxl?invite=cr-MSxiN2ssMjE3MzYwOTMs

[manic spear]

LFG, I finally beat it

[coarse jacinth]

im waiting till limb dismemberment gets added, then wound a enemy until hes on his knees and try to swing at his head to decapitate him

[flat fern]

erm

[vast current]

i think the kids should get a grip and realise gore is just whats inside of you

[distant cypress]

Someone could explain to me how does this work? Please.

[vast current]

do it in the demo

[idle crane]

Press right mouse button twice quickly. You can also use alt which is the better option as you get more control and soeed

Speed

[flat fern]

im a gamer

[distant cypress]

Is only useful with spears?

[idle crane]

Everything

You can even thrust with maces and do damage

[craggy ore]

stab button is useful for everything

[flat fern]

yea i thrusted here(Well kinda)

[rapid grove]

How long till i they accept my reaquest?

[idle crane]

12 hours or less

[distant cypress]

I'm too dumb to understand how does it works even though I'm being explained

[rapid grove]

Can you accept mine

[flat fern]

press right mouse,alt, them left mouse and it should work and thrust your mouse

[distant cypress]

OHHHHHHHH

[flat fern]

ya get it?

[idle crane]

I'm a mod. I can't accept requests. You just have to be patient you will be accepted same time as everyone else

[rapid grove]

Alr thx

[distant cypress]

Ye, tysm

[flat fern]

thrusting normaly also works,but usually right mouse thrusting works bet on nswords and such!

[olive lance]

just asking is it just me but with a great pc like rtx, new gen processors and stuff, my game still lags, is it poorly optimized?

[quasi void]

Bro this game with multiplayer finna be so goofy

[idle crane]

It is currently unoptimized as it's still early development. Also you can try switching to DX11 if you are using 12

[flat fern]

i swear i met a player, a npc fucking Destroyed my ass,one swift blow to my chest..it was so precise

[olive lance]

ight, still the game is very fun, got it like 3 days ago and i have over 20 hours playtime

[idle crane]

Glad you enjoy

[idle crane]

Sometimes the ai just goes crazy

[quasi void]

frrrr

[flat fern]

is it mandatory for mods to have that font..like 4 of them have it..

[unborn cedar]

Maybe the game is secretly multiplayer and we're actually going up against real players sometimes

[topaz totem]

Hai

[vast current]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iylOhx848L9TxNDeK/d1337tmWjx3v?invite=cr-MSxSR1csMjE1OTUwMjYwLA blunt is best

[flat fern]

i hate goendang

[vast current]

why

[flat fern]

stinky

[topaz totem]

<@&1080390104562016306> me gonna boost the server

[olive lance]

pure luck getting someone in a headlock

[flat fern]

he did it!!

[summer plank]

nice

[topaz totem]

im a certified hafl sworder

[summer plank]

cock wobbler professional

[small juniper]

i hope lots of qol changes come with the next update

[brittle robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1266844270749286491/BOOM.gif

[idle crane]

No but it's fun

[livid egret]

Just want the crosshair back in the playtest, xD they made it invisible

[devout hinge]

im a mod

[idle crane]

I prefer no crosshair to be honest

[small juniper]

i just wanna be able to play higher tier matches but i only play in first person and almost all of the helmets are unusable and one is just completely broken and has been since demo

[idle crane]

You have freaky font not gothic font

[thorny musk]

What is this fence?

[idle crane]

You just had a boss fight that is a what remains of the arena

[flat fern]

what tier are all the pole axes,polehammers and mauls at?
(and the blunt pole arms in general)

[thorny musk]

Really? we fell faster than the others I just kept swingin

[blazing scaffold]

is there a reason my game breaks when i click to menu when i die

[small juniper]

the one above the pic of the guy with the voulge

[flat fern]

do you think ik what that is..

[idle crane]

Top 3 tiers

[small juniper]

nice response

[olive lance]

I dont see alot of people talking about first person in halfswrod, its fucking sick and brings so much realism

[flat fern]

erm

[fading parrot]

how long does it take to get accepted to play the playtest

[storm osprey]

a hundad years

[fading parrot]

no like fr how long does it take to get accepted to play the playtest

[flat fern]

it took me a 1h-1h 30m

[fading parrot]

damn bro what i been waiting for like 4 hr

[past bobcat]

@worn heron didn't know you were a schizophrenic

[fading parrot]

is there anyone in this discord that can do it

[flat fern]

maybe 2 hrs idk it wasnt that long

[fading parrot]

is anyone in the discord able to accept to play the playtester

[storm osprey]

community manager, and a few of the developers i think accept playtesters. but dont go pinging them for it

[flat fern]

just play the demo for now ig

[fading parrot]

ok cus the demo boring

[languid nest]

Lalalalala waiting for kick update lalalalala

[flat fern]

i want drop kick added.. (dying light)

[round isle]

i want gore already

is this game gonna have 100 v 100 battles that shit would be wild

[dense escarp]

its because of japan and china laws, not the children
also wow cold take lmao

[vast current]

it was satire i know about the laws and the whole ID thing lol

[round isle]

https://tenor.com/view/neo-tokyo-akira-manga-japan-gif-25954726

[flat fern]

isn't it because its a version to show to the public,nothing to do with japans and chinas laws

[vast current]

no it’s because the event would have to be ID access if there was detailed gore because of age requirements etc

[round isle]

september 25th cant come faster

[flat fern]

ah

[dense escarp]

i wish blood was off by default and you could turn it on in this so that we can still have blood

[candid dome]

does this game plan to be online?

[flat fern]

can the pokey bits on backs of pole hammers actually poke and stuff

[wet sapphire]

france after a genie grants my first wish:

[bold lotus]

akira..

[round isle]

frfr whats with this 1984 shit

[fading parrot]

when does full game release?

[wet sapphire]

sorry i dont listen to taylor swift :/

[oblique flint]

Halfberry Swordragon

[olive lance]

pc go booom

[somber wraith]

hey i got a question is it normal that every second round i play the game says i lost even tho it just started?

[olive lance]

that happend to me, i uninstalled the game and reinstalled it and got fixed (for me)

[somber wraith]

yeah i think i tried that for the fifth time now

[round isle]

Lol it be sick if that could happen

[somber wraith]

but im gonna try a sixth time

[brittle cloak]

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one

[worn heron]

what the frick those messages aren't there on my screen

[restive glade]

the fuck happened to temo? kinda liked that guy

[boreal path]

spiraled and tried to leak dms that he thought were important

we dont dwell on him

[restive glade]

jesus and i thought he was decent

[warped hedge]

Afternoon chat

[wet seal]

im the only good half sword member

[loud river]

he is, just immature.

No bad blood here

[boreal path]

yuh

[brittle cloak]

thefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscomingthefogiscoming

[restive glade]

biased?

[worn heron]

yeah he was getting far too emotionally attached to the server. After leaking dev DMS that was the last straw. Overall we think it'll be better for his mental health. like Cvck said, no bad blood

[brittle cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fog-is-coming-the-fog-june262022-the-fog-is-consuming-me-funny-gif-25904105

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fog-fog-horn-spongebob-the-fog-scary-gif-25590686

[restive glade]

you mean like he considered this server his home or some shit?

[devout hinge]

isnt he still here tho

[topaz totem]

Yo

[warped hedge]

Proof

[restive glade]

banned

[storm osprey]

to be honest, im not being honest

[devout hinge]

damn thats fucked he was cool

[restive glade]

thats what i thought, people change ig

[warped hedge]

This is so real when idk if im even real myself

[wet seal]

look

[devout hinge]

well women cant be bad

[restive glade]

i dont get the tie between your hoodie and you being the only good half sword member

even doe you most definitely arent

[worn heron]

not anymore

[warped hedge]

Cello hitty strikes home run

[wet seal]

you’re wrong

[storm osprey]

temo was the old community manager right

[echo pawn]

no just a mod

[warped hedge]

Might be the hello kittly lol

[worn heron]

I don't really know how he felt, but he was getting too emotionally attached and letting that control his decision making

[echo pawn]

old mod, he was around for a while as far as i can tell

[wet seal]

the world would be a better place if i had 7 million dollars

[worn heron]

real

[storm osprey]

why is hello kitty from the hood gng💔

[devout hinge]

hello kitty girls are schizophrenic murderers who kidnap males they like and torment them this is all true as ive had a hello kitty girlfriend

[brisk rampart]

Was there another mod that got removed? Or was it just temo

[wintry wigeon]

The world would be a worse place if I had 7 million dollars

[nimble sphinx]

💀

[wet seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266198368200294495/1274538498740981831/3dgifmaker49029.gif

[worn heron]

no nobody else

[restive glade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811050426622541824/1211099905360269332/fact_checked-1.gif

[worn heron]

what in the goddamn

did you give him a willie

[nimble sphinx]

no
i used the trainer mod and they ended up like this

[topaz totem]

I created this account to boost this awesome server

[wet seal]

no naked willy

[worn heron]

why he got the drake snake

[restive glade]

partly permissible willie porn

[nimble sphinx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1237481450765291550/copy_DF1EFA79-AE7E-4D21-9D95-03A4F333C212.gif

[storm osprey]

im this close to posting a long trump monologue that i NEED to practice

[wet seal]

STOP!

[restive glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1256210673818665061/copy_C2EBE73E-8536-4DF8-AA08-FDD0440D1998.gif

[worn heron]

what

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-banana-sells-a-million-dollars-gif-11873212726979639512

[warped hedge]

BANNNEDDDD

[worn heron]

WHAT IS THIS

[wet seal]

😦

[wintry wigeon]

Election year, politics are in everything I can't wait till next spring when it hopefully dies down

[nimble sphinx]

half sword 🤑⚔️

[warped hedge]

Willie showing the willie snake

[topaz totem]

My eyes burn

[storm osprey]

he has a horrible way with words, plus ive seen like all the SNL skits of him and theyre all pretty funny

[devout hinge]

why are you practicing trumps monologue

[worn heron]

[wet seal]

it got cut off

[worn heron]

Willie is a eunuch

[warped hedge]

WAIT WHY DO THEY HAVE DEFINED BUT CHEKS

[storm osprey]

i need to call people and pretend to be him they will never know

[worn heron]

Glutes.

[little verge]

Willie got that gyatt

[worn heron]

we are mature men

[devout hinge]

lmao i bet some of them will actually believe it

[wet seal]

willy needs food

[worn heron]

goddamn it

[wintry wigeon]

I mean... I'm pretty sure they will but do you ig

[storm osprey]

i guess the sex update is real and we have been all fooled

[warped hedge]

Oh ✊😔

[frank scarab]

why is the boomer trying to be hip?

[storm osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776420658316836878/980014961864605736/gates_of_hell.gif

[little verge]

Way to young to be a boomer.

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[boreal path]

@topaz totem Enjoy the playlist.

[warped hedge]

Guys can sat change slow mode back to 10 cause 30 is too long

[nimble sphinx]

the best slowmode is 2

[little verge]

2 minutes?

[sacred compass]

2 hours

[warped hedge]

10 hours is preferable 🥱

[frank scarab]

2 minutes slow mode when?

[little verge]

Never a slow mode in general!

[little verge]

ha not gonna play this game!

[slow anchor]

time traveller

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/waste-politics-bs-john-thaw-gif-19803694

[warped hedge]

Where do u find this

[topaz totem]

Willie is gonna tickle ur feet for sending that

[worn heron]

Melon

Get on it

[little verge]

#1264877602418589737 message

[wet seal]

hell

[slow anchor]

[worn heron]

you've stolen his chance at fame

[storm osprey]

this guy called john halfsword. hes quite the guy i tell you. honestly quite incredible, hes been the best president we have ever had since lyndon B johnathon. if i were him i would be very proud, i would make halfswordia great again by the way..

[nimble sphinx]

either 2 or 5 seconds is good

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-weird-clapping-evil-laugh-gif-9962946

[warped hedge]

1 gave the correct answer, 1 gave a realistic answer, and one gave a bad answer

[worn heron]

hmmm

[nimble sphinx]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

[worn heron]

slow mode lowered

be good chat

[warped hedge]

EZ

[worn heron]

I'll kill you if you aren't

[storm osprey]

bring the slow mode to 10 minutes please

[slow anchor]

You've let hell lose

[nimble sphinx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1237481450765291550/copy_DF1EFA79-AE7E-4D21-9D95-03A4F333C212.gif

[warped hedge]

TICKLE WILLIEvv

[worn heron]

absolutely possible

[wet seal]

i dont want to go to ethnic studies

[frank scarab]

i'm going to fight you with my armor made by the greatest black smith i can find, see you in the castle once where lord franky was.

[warped hedge]

Bros getting 1 tapped

[storm osprey]

waiter! waiter! one scorched earth policy please!

[little verge]

His head is so big lol!

[worn heron]

to hold all them tactics

[warped hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-gif-22265960

[worn heron]

I love this picture

🐝

[idle crane]

is there something free i can use to put helmet on