halfsword-chat-⚔

[craggy ore]

Good enuff for the fellas who mainly use xboxes nowadays

(Dudes with families)

[soft osprey]

No doubt

But it’s not exactly comparable

[craggy ore]

Which frankly I feel like is what xbox markets towards anyways

But like

I was talking about the controller itself

I didnt care to start a console war lmao

[soft osprey]

That’s okay, i did

[narrow berry]

I could be considered a controller.

[glossy sonnet]

console war? more like console slaughter. ;D

[narrow berry]

I have several posters here on strings like a puppet master.

[soft osprey]

Yeah pc is the best woohoo let’s spend thousands to do what a 400 dollar console can do not as good at

Haha yeah that’s the best answer to a console war with pc

[near lichen]

Pc doesn't even fit in a console war not sure what that was about

[craggy ore]

The only real neat thing xbox has to offer to me is upscaling their old 360 games

[near lichen]

And Microsoft owns xbox so that's basically equivalent to shitting on your own teammate

[craggy ore]

But I have a 2080 ill just emulate

[near lichen]

Xbox is also the only console that has most crossplay games w pc

[craggy ore]

However I dont need to spend 500 on another box that will sit in my living room to be used once or maybe twice

[soft osprey]

Yes it does, it’s a gaming console unless you use it for business or something

[near lichen]

Pc is not a console lol

[craggy ore]

At the end of the day none of us own the games we install and play

License hell

[near lichen]

Word I can't even download helldivers 2 on steam annoying asf

[narrow berry]

I spend 3k to upgrade my PC because I am an adult with expendable income

[craggy ore]

Probably for the better tbh game is dead now

[near lichen]

What happened to it? It still looks fun?

[soft osprey]

If you can play games on it, the same ones as Xbox and PlayStation, it fits in with the rest of the consoles

[craggy ore]

I should spend 3k to upgrade my pc because i am an adult with expendable income however my jeep needs new wheels and tires

[near lichen]

Besides Sony making steam delist it

[craggy ore]

[soft osprey]

Like I wouldn’t say a phone is a console cause you’re not playing the same games. But a pc yes absolutely

[craggy ore]

anything after diff 5 is not fun to play because all the weapons are nerfed to hell

[near lichen]

You can play same games though through cloud gaming even on the phone

[craggy ore]

all the fun enemies spawn after diff 5 is the issue

[idle crane]

Kneel before me

[narrow berry]

Epic thing to say, mod.

One day, I will say it too.

[idle crane]

[soft osprey]

Okay that’s it I’m about to say the magic words

Don’t argue with Roku please. Bam I win

[soft osprey]

Never fails

[craggy ore]

shh im trying to think

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/horrified-monkey-gif-22140683

[soft osprey]

Insert don’t hurt yourself joke here

[alpine lynx]

i found half sword in most wishlisted how do i check its place

[craggy ore]

It's number one rn but that announcement was simply a jest

[narrow berry]

A jest by the chat jester.

[craggy ore]

blood and gore aint done

[narrow berry]

The fool.

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[alpine lynx]

shut up shitty remote

[narrow berry]

Owned.

[idle crane]

it was 109 last someone posted its place here

[narrow berry]

Pin this. Strike it into the history books. The man is done.

[idle crane]

atleast that i saw anyway

[narrow berry]

No coming back from it.

[alpine lynx]

ermm wouldnt we get blood if it got 110 place

galaxy!!!

[idle crane]

No it was a joke

[alpine lynx]

ohhhhhh

[near lichen]

What incentives do the devs get if it reaches top 10 or number 1

[alpine lynx]

okay

[alpine lynx]

nothin

[idle crane]

plus 110 was not anything it was number one that was something

[narrow berry]

Devs are lucky to be employed in this economy. They get to keep their jobs if it reaches 10.

[craggy ore]

more funding i would assume

[near lichen]

Steam pays them?

[soft osprey]

Ugly dumbo

[craggy ore]

game seer does but future investors also may exist

steam does not pay them

[narrow berry]

Extremely late and ill thought out return of this poster. I harken back to what I said before. Pin the post. The man is cooked.

[craggy ore]

I cant even pay them which is sad!

[alpine lynx]

the game just gains more traction

from top wishlist

[prisma orchid]

how do i play with my friendas?=

[narrow berry]

I'd like to be an investor of this game.

I'm extremely wealthy.

[craggy ore]

google and tik tok lie there is no multiplayer

[narrow berry]

Join a call on discord. Boot the game up together. Talk while you play.

[devout hinge]

7 bobux

[craggy ore]

2 doubloons

[prisma orchid]

no multi player?

[narrow berry]

Reddit moment

[alpine lynx]

500 cigarettes.

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-7999465420984481267

[narrow berry]

Yes.

There is multiplayer.

[prisma orchid]

bruh

how to accses it?

[alpine lynx]

false.

[narrow berry]

I will teach you, in time.

For now, hone your skills in single player.

[soft osprey]

Mod hopeful? More like fuck you

[near lichen]

Closest to multi is split screen

[narrow berry]

We will be waiting for you.... In multiplayer.

[alpine lynx]

philip dont believe him hes just a random ass liar who likes to spread misinformation on the internet

[narrow berry]

I will not respond to you if you continue to act like a child in this way. You may have been owned but you can rise above it. Take care. Gather your strength.

[alpine lynx]

chatgpt ahh response

[narrow berry]

We all have been owned once in our lives at least (not me) but you will get stronger.

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-16541889570345929608

[craggy ore]

there is no multiplayer ignore the reddit mod

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1265611630637748274/willieball.gif

[narrow berry]

@prisma orchid Join Game - > Server list in the bottom left -- > Join the one I just made (PhilJoinNow12)

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[soft osprey]

Lmfao god damnit

[narrow berry]

I'll teach you the ropes.

[near lichen]

Philip is gone guys

Yall scared him away hahahaha

[soft osprey]

You mean mr mod hopeful

With his misinformation

[narrow berry]

That's Mister Mod Hopeful to you

[soft osprey]

That’s what I said!

[narrow berry]

Wrong.

[alpine lynx]

mr shit hopeless

[narrow berry]

dont sign your posts

[soft osprey]

I say again anytime I see you start typing I die a little inside

[narrow berry]

I'm on my horse in a different county, I didn't even hear you at all

[soft osprey]

Mods kill this man and never make him mod

[near lichen]

Don't text and ride

[narrow berry]

The keys arent in it

[narrow berry]

Mod chat loves me. I'm in it.

[soft osprey]

The day you become mod is the day I use fire stick

[narrow berry]

The day I become mod you won't exist in this realm for one planck second

[soft osprey]

God if I were a mod I’d power abuse against you so hard

[narrow berry]

People hate what they don't understand

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[tender quest]

didnt go for the kill at first and it almost cost me the match XD

[little verge]

I have a nice folder of "I was winning but honor failed me" clips.

[muted granite]

Smells like sword spirit

Half sword

[prisma pollen]

try to never run to the side

[little verge]

I cannot believe I hadn't seen it before!

[prisma pollen]

unless ur trying to sidestep something

[high yew]

how you guys playing

[little verge]

Steam store scroll down

[prisma pollen]

wise ass pfp

[full creek]

btw, how do people use that camera thing?

[idle crane]

C

[full creek]

thank you 😄

[signal wedge]

Mantic the seer hi

Was it you who changed my name 😡

[high yew]

I just did bro thank you

now what i do

I was playing the demo 😂😂

[idle crane]

It was not. Hello silly sword

[signal wedge]

Could you change my name back plz with sugar all around it :3?

[devout hinge]

no

[idle crane]

Clearly another mod thinks you deserve to be silly sword (you can change it yourself)

[devout hinge]

you can change your own name th

o

[signal wedge]

I'm going to steal your catalytic converter

[little verge]

Check your steam library I just cleared the Queue

[devout hinge]

which one 😎

[high yew]

Yes i see thank you bro 😁

[signal wedge]

@idle crane I actually cannot change my name

It's unfortunately not letting me 😦

[idle crane]

So who changed it to that?

[signal wedge]

I have no idea

[devout hinge]

check the logs!!!

[signal wedge]

I'm being serious rn btw like no bs

[idle crane]

Logs don't say who changed it only what it was and is now

[idle crane]

Idk how to do it on phone lol

[signal wedge]

Damm

Well this is quite unfortunate

[soft osprey]

Pretty sure you need Nitro to change server profile

[signal wedge]

That's so fucking dumb

You are correct thi

*tho

Can't have shit without a paywall I swear

Discord isn't a large enough company for those suits at the top?

[soft osprey]

Discord is a business, there’s never enough money. There’s no such thing

[muted granite]

Yes

[idle crane]

Only pfp and description. You can change your name

[signal wedge]

My Nickname for the server cannot be changed

Bruh

[idle crane]

It may be locked or something 🤷‍♂️

[signal wedge]

It's one of you mods and I know ut

*it

[soft osprey]

Nah at least here it says you need nitro, but you can change your pronouns lol

[signal wedge]

Ah yes the part that matters

[little verge]

You can change your profile name but not the server nickname, nitro or not.

[idle crane]

Did it get locked?

[signal wedge]

Mcwonderbeast help a fellow out plz 😭

[soft osprey]

Which is stupid cause my profile name isn’t what’s displayed. Actually come to think of it I didn’t name myself Roku until I got here. I have no idea how I even did it now thinking about it

[little verge]

Yeah people were playing the Nword swap thinking we wouldn't see it in logs.

[soft osprey]

lol I guess that’s why

[idle crane]

[signal wedge]

Would you kindly assist me in my name change back to silly head plz 🙏

[soft osprey]

Wdym? You’re super cool guy

[signal wedge]

Mods change rokus name to firestick

[uneven trout]

half sword made me get back to kingdom come

[signal wedge]

Bruh

Thank you

[little verge]

Excited for KCD2?

[soft osprey]

I will nuke my discord account

[uneven trout]

i still didn't finish kcd1 so idk yet

[idle crane]

Same

[signal wedge]

I will find out which mod this was

Mark my words

I'll grant them the title of silly guy

[uneven trout]

i got stuck in the worst and most annoying mission in the game and i stopped playing it

but here i am

getting back to it

[little verge]

Stand alone storylines.

[idle crane]

I stopped playing because halfsword was too good

[uneven trout]

i was at ||where u play with that girl instead of henry||

[soft osprey]

What is it really? I thought it was a continuation of trying to get the sword back

[little verge]

A a woman's lot, You can skip that questline altogether.

[idle crane]

That's the dlc. I haven't attempted that yet

[little verge]

It is a continuation, but it is standalone, you do not need to play the previous one to understand what is happening.

[wise halo]

im excited for KCD 2, GTA 6 and I will buy Ghost of tsutshima when I have the money for it.

[uneven trout]

but i already started it, how can i skip it

[uneven trout]

yeah i know

i regret that i started it

henry is much better

[little verge]

You would have to consult the KCD discord its been a long time.

[idle crane]

Interestingly tho theresa know how to block immediately Henry doesn't

[uneven trout]

i meant in story

i don't care about her family

i don't care how they got raided

[idle crane]

I don't think it's possible except reverting your save back to your last Henry aave

[uneven trout]

i don't care about it

[uneven trout]

yeah i think i will just continue with her

its not that long

i have like 30 mins gameplay left

in the ldc

[little verge]

Hey M1 been a minute!

[prisma cape]

Guys

[wise halo]

Hello McWonderBeast, I have been posting some pictures of willies where you can see through theire mouth

[prisma cape]

Is there no blood in the playtest?

[nova tiger]

why the playetst swords feel like noodle arms when the demo didnt have this problem?

[idle crane]

Imo it's the opposite

[prisma cape]

oh

[fast bramble]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1263578753465061536 I made a post about it like a month ago lol

[prisma cape]

thanks

[halcyon locust]

hello lads

[prisma cape]

Im an idiot

[wise halo]

Yeah Im just posting pictures for fun

[fast bramble]

Where are they posted?

[wise halo]

Just in this chat

[fast bramble]

I must be blind lmao I'll go look

[nova tiger]

how come swinging feels like the arm is not flexing

[little verge]

Not all.

[wise halo]

@fast bramble

[fast bramble]

Oh yeah I see it

[wise halo]

I think I

Tagged the wrong person

[fast bramble]

Lmao yeah

[wise halo]

Fixed it

[signal wedge]

WAS IT YOU RUBBER

[tender quest]

not this time willie boi

[fast bramble]

Was it me what

[signal wedge]

Was it you that changed my name?

[little verge]

Do you even Half Soword bro?

[tender quest]

sometimes when i want to switch hands

[fast bramble]

Man I didn't even see a psychedelic picture of Willie's mouthportal to another realm, I don't know anything about changing names

[small parcel]

Im restarted

[signal wedge]

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[small parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/804416741937381418.gif?size=64

[stark yew]

they should add katanas to the game but make them 15x worse that every other sword

[small parcel]

Katanas would be more effective since its faster and lighter

[alpine lynx]

so fucking based

katanas suck!!!

[alpine lynx]

false...

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-disagree-totally-disagree-definitely-no-definitely-not-i-still-respect-you-gif-26143197

[small parcel]

Speed is better than strength

[alpine lynx]

untrue...

[prisma orchid]

How to get the acses ?

[small parcel]

But i respect your opinion

[tender quest]

greatsword is superior in every way

[alpine lynx]

#faq

[alpine lynx]

based

[small parcel]

Swords>katanas

[alpine lynx]

katanas are for stupid weebs

[soft osprey]

A sharp piece of metal is a sharp piece of metal

[tender quest]

I mean it was a historical weapon and definitely had advantages and disadvantages, i wouldnt really call anyone in history that ever used a katana a weeb though

[small parcel]

Based

[unique epoch]

how are you supposed to get up? i usually do it by trying random combinations until i get up

but idrk what are the exacts movement i should do

[small parcel]

Using the walking keys

Mostly W

[soft osprey]

Unless you’re on your stomach then s

[unique epoch]

i often use the mouse as well

pussing both hands down

[soft osprey]

I too puss my hands down

[tough yew]

pray

[unique epoch]

and the space doesnt do anything right?

[unique epoch]

💀

fr

[tough yew]

in other words you can attempt at grabbing the other duelist by pressing e or q

worked for me sometimes

[unique epoch]

cool thanks

one more question fencer

since you are a mod

u may already know this

[alpine lynx]

im calling batman a weeb

[unique epoch]

but at the left of the screen theres a thing that says i have mod actions

[alpine lynx]

!!!

[small parcel]

This is my opinion you can disagree or agree vikings>knights>samurais

[unique epoch]

is this normal?

[soft osprey]

Your opinion is wrong

[alpine lynx]

yeah katanas were swords but they were NOT superior to greatswords

[alpine lynx]

vikings didnt even have swords you silly

[small parcel]

Yeah def

[small parcel]

No im not saying that

[soft osprey]

Every sword design is for a specific purpose

[tough yew]

odd to say the least

[tender quest]

oh i see, well alrighty then

[unique epoch]

indeed

[small parcel]

Im saying what i think are better factions

[alpine lynx]

ohhh

why are vikings superior?

[small parcel]

First of all they are my culture so

[soft osprey]

Because metal music or something

[signal wedge]

Anglo saxon gang

[alpine lynx]

ohhh

bias then tho lmao

[high yew]

Are we fighting bots ?!

[small parcel]

Yes

[high yew]

👌🏼

Yes or no 😂

[alpine lynx]

yes

multi doesnt exist

[small parcel]

And since they are pretty misunderstood trough history books

[idle crane]

Yes

[signal wedge]

Misinformation

[high yew]

Okay thank you

[small parcel]

And vikings did have swords

[signal wedge]

You're welcome

[tender quest]

I dont halfsword because i become too powerful

[soft osprey]

“Misunderstood” people. Yeah they enjoyed being clean and eating good food. They also r*ped murdered and pillaged their way accross Britannia and france, and North Africa, and all accross the Mediterranean

[small parcel]

I think samurais are not the best faction based on there weapons mostly but the stanced

[little verge]

....and excuses built Rome 😜

[small parcel]

Im talking bout the most basic facts that they didn’t have fucking horns on their helmets

[signal wedge]

If they could even afford helmets

[small parcel]

[near arch]

Yea Halfswording is OP as fuck, but I guess it fits the name of the game, and is based in reality.

[lost raptor]

Half Sword? We are already in Discord

[signal wedge]

Vikings were very poor

That's why they went a viking

[small parcel]

They raid alot tho

They should be pretty rich

[prisma pollen]

nuh uh

[signal wedge]

They weren't

It was more about survival than coin

[prisma pollen]

they mostly raided for land

[prisma pollen]

the lordlings who were rich could raid for other stuff

[small parcel]

Yeah and taking land means looting

[signal wedge]

They raided out of desperation not for fun

[prisma pollen]

land/food the majority took

[signal wedge]

Bros got their history from ac valhalla

[small parcel]

No

[prisma pollen]

they wanted to use the land because scandinavia is shit.

the land is horrible for most agriculture

[small parcel]

Are you American?

[prisma pollen]

no

[small parcel]

Sounded like it

[prisma pollen]

its a no brainer half of scandinavia is incapable of farming

[signal wedge]

Wtf lmao

[prisma pollen]

like.

Its a bunch of fucking mountains in the coldest place in europe

worse than scotland for farmin

[small parcel]

False you school really didn’t taught you

[prisma pollen]

the wealthiest of the vikings were the danes because they had the best climate

[prisma pollen]

what do you mean dawg

[signal wedge]

That's one of the sentences of all time

[near arch]

I forgot the name; what's that other game in development with combat the same as Half Sword, but it's an RPG not only a fighting game

[signal wedge]

Kinstrife?

[small parcel]

Mf this ain’t my first language

[signal wedge]

I can tell

[unborn cedar]

Y'all do know "Viking" is a job title

[small parcel]

Yeah then why shit on my sentence

[signal wedge]

Why shit on Americans

[small parcel]

Because most Americans says Europe is fucking trash when they haven’t been there

[signal wedge]

It's seasonal work to

[unborn cedar]

Didn't even give him a chance 😭

[prisma pollen]

scandinavia specific to the discussion is not a great location to live in

[signal wedge]

Bro wasn't saying it was shit he was saying the ability to grow crops in Scandinavia was not good

Is that untrue

[small parcel]

No

I live by a field and they grow good

[prisma pollen]

scandinavia has an extremly harsh climate, very poor farming capabilities, extensive mountains and a low count of huntable animals

[prisma pollen]

you are in the 21st century.

you are not in 8th AD

[signal wedge]

So that one field represents the entirety of Scandinavia.

[prisma pollen]

there are stills farms in scandinavia like of course

[small parcel]

I didn’t say that

[signal wedge]

You implied it

[tender quest]

agricultures come a LOOOOOOONG way since year 800

[unborn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[small parcel]

No i said not all crop fields in Scandinavia are bad

[prisma pollen]

like the only real reason scandinavians would really even raid because they had shit land, besides that it was lordlings for glory or treasure

[tender quest]

cronch

[prisma pollen]

where in scandinavia are you talking about

[soft osprey]

But they WERE

[lethal pagoda]

Hasty Generalization

[vast current]

huntsble animals are massively populating the whole of scandinavia don’t speak unless you have visited

[small parcel]

alot of americans ive seen has said that

[lethal pagoda]

A lot does not fair to the whole population

Your argument is weak

[small parcel]

I said alot not the whole

[restive garnet]

No poloticks

[lethal pagoda]

It’s not politics

[vast current]

i have seen none of this argument but the whole huntable animals thing just isn’t true

[prisma pollen]

non sustainable food source

[lethal pagoda]

I don’t even know what y’all talking about

[vast current]

💀💀💀

[lethal pagoda]

I just saw one sentence

And jumped on to it

[prisma pollen]

idk about the amount of animals in scandinavia, but it seems pretty barren

[vast current]

anyway i’m going to lay in bed with my gf bye guys enjoy the argument about scandinavian crops

[small parcel]

Our biggest problem here in sweden is either the bombings and gang violence or swine

[vast current]

yes i am showing her that i said this right as we speak

yes you do

you’re my little son

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/missing-you-tip-harris-ti-you-be-there-sleeping-alone-gif-17891657

[vast current]

i will kiss your forehead

[prisma pollen]

were talking about vikings

[restive garnet]

🤣

[vast current]

legit me rn

kissing my pillow

it’s my gf in my eyes

[restive garnet]

Americans are Scandinavian

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/tada-surprise-impress-dinner-date-gif-15240423

[prisma pollen]

Impossible

[vast current]

ok seriously bye my little sons

[prisma pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[restive garnet]

Willie is special

[small parcel]

Forgot the ed

[restive garnet]

Vote for Willie, next president of non existing 14th century America

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-you-to-vote-vote-uncle-sam-3d-gifs-artist-gif-18907294

[soft osprey]

Why are you guys even talking modern day Scandinavia when the topic was Viking raiders lol

[small parcel]

Why did my country have alot of power between the 16th century and the 17 century

[vast current]

idk i wasn’t in chat

[signal wedge]

The conversation went a lot of different directions for sure

[restive garnet]

Cause Willie ran campaigns

[small parcel]

Then my idiot country wanted to take on russia💀

[silver bronze]

My game has no blood for some reason? Any fix anybody knows of?

[small parcel]

#faq

[signal wedge]

Hi dad- I mean galaxy high Marshal

[small parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049906956640469065/1274777521619210240/attachment.gif

[idle crane]

Read the big ATTENTION when you load the game

[restive garnet]

It's jover

[tender quest]

My character decided to strike a pose at the start

[silver bronze]

awh man

[prisma pollen]

True

[tough yew]

cool

[prisma pollen]

What country

[restive garnet]

Add blood

[small parcel]

Sweden

[restive garnet]

Swedish IKEA

Ikea poloticks

[silver bronze]

When is the tokyo event over?

[prisma pollen]

Sweden trying to not get converted challenge (impossible)

[restive garnet]

Not yet

[small parcel]

This was us in the 17th century

[restive garnet]

Gimme Norway

Love Norway

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-disagree-totally-disagree-definitely-no-definitely-not-i-still-respect-you-gif-26143197

[restive garnet]

Would live in Norway

[lethal pagoda]

Merica

[fast bramble]

Thu, Sep 26, 2024 – Sun, Sep 29, 2024

[restive garnet]

Next time rip of Willie's helmet with bare hands

[small parcel]

Rat👍

[prisma pollen]

Norway trying to not get convered challenge ( possible)

[restive garnet]

Odd cat

[gilded grove]

rat👍

[small parcel]

He is pretty smol

[lethal pagoda]

Converted to what?

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-attack-rat-attack-have-at-thee-gif-11648161592664583090

[restive garnet]

Ikea

[prisma pollen]

Christianity and ikea

[small parcel]

He’s dead tho🫡

[lethal pagoda]

What’s wrong with Christianity?

[restive garnet]

Sending peace

[prisma pollen]

Nothing?

[small parcel]

Rip ma boy kurt got to age 3

[prisma pollen]

Its a historical event

[tough yew]

only if you show the forbidden thing

that shan't be mentioned further

[idle crane]

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1271001523786223679/catchem.gif

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/lumelumens-bit-coin-stella-lumens-gif-21041457

[lethal pagoda]

Xeno

[restive garnet]

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-angry-gif-14891453

[lethal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bad-seinfeld-naughty-finger-wag-gif-24184730

[small parcel]

Off topic question what’s your best game achievement on steam

[warped hedge]

This game 😭

I litterally won the 1v1 but bled out 💀

[ember flame]

im loving the new blade and sorcery mod you helped with, good work!

[warped hedge]

Cause i was impailed

[restive garnet]

Draw needs to be a thing

[prisma pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-eyebrow-raise-vermintide-gif-24052002

[restive garnet]

Awesome to hear! Glad you like it!

[lethal pagoda]

Can someone send picture of carnage gamemode

The art

[restive garnet]

[prisma pollen]

Me and the boys at 3am

[lethal pagoda]

Thanks.

The art shows 5 but only 4 participate

Final stand shows you in a ring. However, the enemies spawn in front of you.

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-homelander-cinema-gif-26650685

[fast bramble]

Carnage also shows blood

[small parcel]

[covert edge]

BLUUD???

[tender quest]

can confirm that there is no blood

[lethal pagoda]

True

[small parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049906956640469065/1274777521619210240/attachment.gif

[lethal pagoda]

Can someone bring my points up to the devs???

[warped hedge]

Uhm

I just got 1 tapped by a chair…

[fast bramble]

That'll happen

[covert edge]

Lmao

[warped hedge]

I was crouching then he hit me in the back of the head

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-park-boys-the-way-she-goes-oh-well-gif-14173918

[prisma pollen]

If only we had a small jump button...

[warped hedge]

No

[prisma pollen]

Yes

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/mutt-clump-skull-gif-25258416

[fast bramble]

I wanna bunnyhop all around the arena

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issue-skill-issue-dented-head-head-issue-gif-26395140

[desert trellis]

why is the AI prime mike tyson all of a sudden

[small parcel]

Why not

[warped hedge]

Aint no way

[warped hedge]

I just impiled him and he inpailed me too

[brittle robin]

LOL

[desert trellis]

inpailed

impiled

[warped hedge]

In pailed

[covert edge]

MAGIC

[worn heron]

[small parcel]

He’s awake

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/frankenstein-its-alive-gif-10618052

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-must-go-i-must-go-my-people-need-me-my-people-need-me-thomas-the-train-thomas-the-tank-engine-gif-24818864

[covert edge]

Hello, Mr. Dragon.

[worn heron]

goddamn it galaxy,

RULE 17.

[restive garnet]

The blue muffin is awake

[small parcel]

“Hello mario”

[warped hedge]

Chat am i cooked

[restive garnet]

Ermm what the sigma

[small parcel]

Nah id win

[tender quest]

BRUH, i parried his weapon into my own head XD

[idle crane]

Chat i had a fucking terminator after me

[devout hinge]

suffering from success

[warped hedge]

Bro got knocked out

[devout hinge]

do you also find fighting near corpses to be hard

[prisma pollen]

Dont add ANY magic to this beautiful game

[devout hinge]

my willie cannot just walk properly around them

[small parcel]

Shimp🫡

[jolly gorge]

https://streamable.com/75flc5

bro what

[small parcel]

Rip

[small parcel]

That was not a sword that was a fucking bullet

[worn heron]

be

[hearty tangle]

guys hear me out what if it was called freak sword and we all our swords were freaky

[small parcel]

Be

[worn heron]

b

[small parcel]

That was my old name

Freaky sword

[hearty tangle]

w

[devout hinge]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1276161333209075826

[lethal pagoda]

Playing Darts

[hearty tangle]

add for honor armor

make warden and lawbringet

[worn heron]

what the fuck

[hearty tangle]

lawbringer

[small parcel]

I want to die after reading freakyfaq

[devout hinge]

freak

[tough yew]

no

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/himym-barney-suicide-gif-20743087

Freaky time

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

REALLY THINKING ABOUT IT

[small parcel]

Yes

[tender quest]

mmmm

[small parcel]

Do it

[devout hinge]

NO

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[idle crane]

Popcorn super react is epic

[worn heron]

if you people must be leashed, so be it

[desert trellis]

super skibidi clutch

[tough yew]

Ivan wants you to look like this instead of this

[worn heron]

let's goo

[devout hinge]

ewww for honor

[small parcel]

Why people be hating on for honor

I like it

[tough yew]

it has such an awful art style

[devout hinge]

maybe dont???

[covert edge]

Factually incorrect opinion

[restive garnet]

For Honor beats mordhau

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-xbox-gaming-elder-scrolls-games-gif-27629886

[desert trellis]

both are games for fat nerds

[hearty tangle]

pls

[devout hinge]

no

[restive garnet]

Fax

[small parcel]

Love how people say my opinion sucks and the game trash but wont answer my question

[hearty tangle]

yes

[desert trellis]

rs

[hearty tangle]

you would know a lot about fat nerds

[devout hinge]

why is he stabbing his own helmet

[idle crane]

say what you want about the inaccuracy of the armour and the sword in this. But that dude use that full sword

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-james-franco-looking-gif-15728181

[desert trellis]

im in this server i see them all the time

[restive garnet]

His Willie is gone for sure

[small parcel]

I love the executions

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/eso-gif-2684542028678316809

[hearty tangle]

fr

[devout hinge]

no what did he do

[hearty tangle]

i main warden

[desert trellis]

why are there so many white guys in their 30s who think these gifs are funny

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[tough yew]

me on half sword

[tender quest]

weird thing to suddenly say

[hearty tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-warden-pronouns-twitter-gif-27603353

[desert trellis]

not sudden

lot of fat nerds and 30 year old white guys in this server

[lethal pagoda]

Why are you so big and round

[hearty tangle]

real

[desert trellis]

what can u do tho

[restive garnet]

Evi is offended that he is related to these GIFs, and doesn't like it

[devout hinge]

mord/hau

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/change-my-mind-gif-11630051

Half sword is beautiful

[desert trellis]

how am i related to the gifs

[hearty tangle]

real

[desert trellis]

unc

[tough yew]

sworder

[hearty tangle]

havent played it, but sounds fun!

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-super-man-theres-a-starman-there-gif-11906140510431067153

[desert trellis]

hard

[ember flame]

I love knives

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/rk800-connor-pole-dance-mod-detroit-become-human-gif-17792219

[tough yew]

last update was 3 days ago hmm

[prisma pollen]

I love hammers

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[small parcel]

[idle crane]

Kneel

[prisma pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1275866007851892768/hs-1.gif

[lethal pagoda]

Blood!

[hearty tangle]

not me

trust

[prisma pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1274662138887016481/why_no_goe.gif

[devout hinge]

its not

[hearty tangle]

real

[devout hinge]

you need an entire summer to get mediocre at it

[prisma pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[desert trellis]

no gore makes it harder to play the game

[prisma pollen]

True

[small parcel]

Nuh uh

[covert edge]

Skill issue

[desert trellis]

how many hours do you have on elden ring

[prisma pollen]

But its not supposed to be really easy now is it

[covert edge]

None

[desert trellis]

didnt say it was supposed to be easy

[prisma pollen]

Elden ring is easy

[ember flame]

Do you guys kill your Willie, or do you spare him?

[hearty tangle]

fr

[hearty tangle]

kill

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/godskin-godskin-noble-godskin-duo-gif-25906573

[iron hound]

bro, I done got that halfsword fit frfr

[hearty tangle]

im too good for it

[prisma pollen]

On god

[desert trellis]

elden ring is buns

so are all the souls games

[ember flame]

now you have to go bald

[small parcel]

The game is like battlefront 2 han solo mains

Just spam roll

[prisma pollen]

Just watch people play dark souls and you get good at dark souls

[desert trellis]

why would i want to be good at dark souls

ever

[prisma pollen]

Thats true

[desert trellis]

fat nerd game

[hearty tangle]

whats the best weapon as the highest armored knight

[prisma pollen]

Some people like to flex skill

[small parcel]

Im gonna blow my brains out

[warped hedge]

Ok i found a op strat

[small parcel]

Long sword

[prisma pollen]

In a video game which they get enjoyment from being good at something

[desert trellis]

having 1000 hours on a dark souls game is not a flex

[alpine lynx]

quarter sword

[desert trellis]

go learn a skill gng

[hearty tangle]

fall over, try to get up, then start humping the ground as the enemy knocks you out

[desert trellis]

half sword fun tho

[prisma pollen]

I think it just means someone has really gotten their mons worth out of the game

[desert trellis]

definitely

[ember flame]

oh no my little knife guy is about to die :(

[warped hedge]

No its actually spamming x using a pitch fork

[desert trellis]

but it was a waste of money and time

objectively

[prisma pollen]

If a game can entertain you for 1000 hours its clearly a good game for that person

[hearty tangle]

duhh

[desert trellis]

subjectively maybe not

[prisma pollen]

It can only be an objective view

[covert edge]

I have never played any of the Dark Souls games

[desert trellis]

buying a dark souls game

[hearty tangle]

someone play lethal comany with me

theres a new update

[desert trellis]

get friends

[astral raven]

is it me or is the demo way harder than the playtest

[prisma pollen]

Playing any video game is technically a waste of time if you dont consider the value of entertainment or recreation

[tender quest]

dudes desperate to get a rise out of anyone lmao

[desert trellis]

its for fat nerds

[astral raven]

i can barely get past the first boss but on the playtest i can easily go a few rounds

[prisma pollen]

Crazy

[desert trellis]

not crazy at all gng

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/attn-attention-seeker-gif-25072967

[hearty tangle]

Pal, I can barely have a woman look at me for 2 seconds. Anything longer than that, I start screaming for help.

[ember flame]

Do you guys play the playtest like your guy has their own life as a gladiator and create plot and backstory for each one of them and when they die its very sad or smth.

[hearty tangle]

yes

[covert edge]

No

[prisma pollen]

What is wrong with a person enjoying a game they buy

[alpine lynx]

minor inconvenience

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-same-cat-same-smuko-gif-2272701177654208646

[desert trellis]

ok bro

[ember flame]

you should try it

[prisma pollen]

Who cares if their fat or not

[hearty tangle]

then you're not the #1 fan.

[wise ferry]

only way the game is fun tbh

[covert edge]

Maybe

[desert trellis]

i like going on long win streaks

as if i was a title holder

for sm typa championship

[ember flame]

real

[covert edge]

Nuh-uh, I'm the real #1 Half Sword fan

[wise ferry]

my steam got hacked💀

[desert trellis]

type shi

[hearty tangle]

what sad song do i listen to while playing playtest? (story time)

[hearty tangle]

LMFAOAOAOAAAAJDBIAKZSK

heh.

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209690108618604628/1220852214742913155/attachment.gif

[ember flame]

i love staem!! 🥰

[desert trellis]

1o yhapojj

[hearty tangle]

huh

[wise ferry]

if u look at the username its my account u dumbass

[small parcel]

Car go vroom

[desert trellis]

unc dont know yhap😭

clearly not tapped in

[warm blade]

NOOO WILLIE WHYS THAT UP THERE

[storm osprey]

he asked you how you fall for scams vro

[small parcel]

Bo duke is back

[ember flame]

is that bmg drive?

[warm blade]

i love dukes of hazard

[wise ferry]

me

[small parcel]

Automation

[wise ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-samurai-cat-shinobi-cat-shogun-cat-strong-cat-gif-7141753328693499280

[warm blade]

yeah u can make beamng cars its cool but i like modland.net for my mods better

in uh beamng

[ember flame]

ouch

[warm blade]

do u use modland.net @small parcel

?

[wise ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/elgatitolover-cat-kitty-elgatito-explosion-gif-8874415577877859154

[desert trellis]

my friend is addicted to downloading beamng mods off modland

[warm blade]

buddy

i have 109

mods

[small parcel]

Nah i use beammods its better but not to many

[warm blade]

hes addicted..

[desert trellis]

he leaves 30 tabs of bmws open to download later daily

[lethal pagoda]

beamng is for 30 year old white nerds

[ember flame]

THE CANDLESTICK CAN STAB!!!11!??

[warm blade]

nono try modland.net better quality

[small parcel]

[fast bramble]

Yes

[hearty tangle]

wtf does a longsword look like? tis?

[warm blade]

every mod is better quality

[desert trellis]

cap

[lethal pagoda]

No cap dude

I’ve seen it

[warm blade]

nah

[lethal pagoda]

30 years old

[prisma pollen]

Same

[tender quest]

large and overweight even

[warm blade]

ok but like

[desert trellis]

"no cap dude"🧓

[lethal pagoda]

Yeah!

[warm blade]

car guys are car guys

[desert trellis]

ok unc

[prisma pollen]

All people who play dark souls are like skinny

[hearty tangle]

?

[small parcel]

Nah modland sucks you should try https://www.beammods.com/

[desert trellis]

rs

[wise ferry]

"car guys" are nerds lmao

[prisma pollen]

Every single souls streamer is skinny

[hearty tangle]

awh

[desert trellis]

how

[warm blade]

i used to but modland has the quality yk

[lethal pagoda]

Wait

[prisma pollen]

Def

[lethal pagoda]

Are you 30yo?

[prisma pollen]

Without a doubt car guys are nerds

[lethal pagoda]

White?

[desert trellis]

no

[wise ferry]

cars are lame

[ember flame]

most of chat rn is rage bait smh

[desert trellis]

how are cars lame

[lethal pagoda]

Nerd?

[desert trellis]

hell na

[wise ferry]

thats all i do

[prisma pollen]

Nerd dosent mean lame

[lethal pagoda]

Large and fat?

[hearty tangle]

nah fr

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/julian-weich-taringa-voxed-kick-gif-17464983

[desert trellis]

hell na

[fast bramble]

Yeah, BeamNG this, nerds that, where's the Half Sword?

[desert trellis]

ok brodie

[wise ferry]

this guy knows wsg

[lethal pagoda]

All signs point to yes

[desert trellis]

he knows nothing

[prisma pollen]

Dude is probably a sports nerd

[warm blade]

how do install a mod now

[small parcel]

In the depths of hell

[prisma pollen]

Cricket nerd

Lol

[desert trellis]

buddy does not cut up in a hellcat srt scatpack challenger dodge demon

[small parcel]

You click downlod link and then it should say download

[devout hinge]

skibidi

[ember flame]

I saved my character by holding in g at the right time!!!

[desert trellis]

then you click on the virus

[devout hinge]

thats all i have to say

[warm blade]

oh there

[devout hinge]

fr

[covert edge]

You are BANNED

[small parcel]

No

[desert trellis]

yes thats the play

[tender quest]

Halfsword is for chonky intellectuals

[ember flame]

the kniving shall go on

[desert trellis]

none of these uncs even know bout nett

[covert edge]

Gorefreaks actually

[wise ferry]

this game is fun but everyone in this community is so cringe

[desert trellis]

none of these uncs even know bout faygo

[cedar cairn]

guys

[desert trellis]

none of these uncs know when rio getting out

[lethal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/nettspend-goat-flex-soundcloud-gif-10119250017410905119

[cedar cairn]

how can i get the content creator role

[small parcel]

Dodge challengers with banana tips in the fronts are ugly af

[desert trellis]

damn unc

[warm blade]

hell yeah brother

[small parcel]

Yeah 👍

[oblique flint]

Leaked files from the Halfsword alpha reveal that Willie's name was originally supposed to be Gigglegooch Dicktip McBingleson

[desert trellis]

ts hard

[warm blade]

verrry

[fierce umbra]

this willie is my goat

[fierce umbra]

he survived without me touching the settings

[warm blade]

I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU TWO @small parcel @desert trellis ford or dodge

[small parcel]

Ford

[warm blade]

i hate my life

[desert trellis]

hellcat srt scatpack demon

[warm blade]

YEAH

YEAHHHH

[warm blade]

someone gets it

[desert trellis]

put rio on aux

[small parcel]

Dodge ram and dodge charger rt hermi my fav

[ember flame]

they should add cars to halfsword fr

[devout hinge]

fucking coward

[desert trellis]

are you 35 years old

[fierce umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-konosuba-kazuma-sad-hand-on-shoulder-gif-2472116041386216360

[silent egret]

fortnite to half sword

[prisma pollen]

All beamers are fat white nerds with glasses. (True(

[idle crane]

Car Chat can go in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[restive garnet]

Fr

[ember flame]

off topic better ngl

[desert trellis]

are you old

like an old person

[small parcel]

General chat finnd explode

[desert trellis]

yes vro

[lethal pagoda]

Cars are for people like evi

[desert trellis]

car guys try not to be jackasses for 2 seconds

im a great guy fym

[tender quest]

1 minute cooldown on this channel looking really good right now

[prisma pollen]

Yall literally gotta get like me

[desert trellis]

charger makes my rock go

[small parcel]

[restive garnet]

Why u care abt pll age bro, not a dating app here

[desert trellis]

nobody wanna be like u gang

[prisma pollen]

I be driving the carriage like get on my level

[desert trellis]

im js

wondering

why u so old

bro was there for the 80s

damn unc

[small parcel]

This cooldown bouta be like 24 hours

[tender quest]

people age

[prisma pollen]

My horses cost more than your steel machines

[ember flame]

his axe is fleeing to the floor

[idle crane]

are you 12?

[desert trellis]

bro remembers when wlr dropped

[restive garnet]

He's 5

[lethal pagoda]

Evi is looking for available 30yo white fat nerds

[desert trellis]

hell na

[prisma pollen]

Evi do you own any cars

[desert trellis]

i said hellcat

all of a sudden im a challenger glazer

[lethal pagoda]

No comment

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-calmdown-calm-gif-5864106

[restive garnet]

Definitely 5

[desert trellis]

im not a car guy

my brother has a charger tho

[prisma pollen]

Funny how a majority of people who own super expensive cars are old white men

[ember flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245938107560235018/1262018263953440808/caption-1.gif

[desert trellis]

you thought that i thought there was a difference

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

[restive garnet]

Trust fund

[brittle robin]

This server reeks of children

[prisma pollen]

truth

[prisma pollen]

you can tell

[desert trellis]

untrue

old jits in here

sending these facebook memes bro

[restive garnet]

Only kids deny it

[small parcel]

Do not let drake bell in here or dan schneider

[magic mirage]

when is this tokyo game show shit fucking over so they can add blood

[prisma pollen]

"old jits"

[desert trellis]

gotta be 30

[idle crane]

gotta be 5

[ember flame]

some time by the end of the year

[small parcel]

Some whippersnappers

[desert trellis]

on bro hes unc

[small parcel]

10 atleast

[prisma pollen]

some real old troublemakers

[desert trellis]

bro in 70 years its gonna be the year 3000

[devout hinge]

willie either called me a "tard" or a "tart"

[small parcel]

[cedar cairn]

whats going on here

[ember flame]

My character has finally passed to a dude with a hoe 😔

[desert trellis]

calm down buddy you got 5 years left

[restive garnet]

Evi is a child that what's going on

[prisma pollen]

evi you haven't even graced the earth for more than 10

[small parcel]

What did i do

[warm blade]

@small parcel is there only 1 page of mods on beam mods

[devout hinge]

@restive garnet what the fuck is this

[lethal pagoda]

An illusion

[restive garnet]

Candle holder

[ember flame]

Halfsword chat is now Halflife chat

[desert trellis]

why are you guys even playing half sword

[small parcel]

Yeah they adding more i think

[warm blade]

bruhh does it refresh daily?

[cedar cairn]

okay that made me actually laugh

[restive garnet]

Fr why are you

[desert trellis]

why u playin games in yo mid 30s

[lethal pagoda]

Why are you 🤔

[small parcel]

Nah they need to make cars you know

[warm blade]

true

[cedar cairn]

welcome to discord

[prisma pollen]

why'd you join this discord

[desert trellis]

why u investigating me

[wise ferry]

rs