halfsword-chat-⚔

[prisma pollen]

i mean if your actually fighting someone

i don't think the intent would be to make it fair

the idea is to win

[weak crescent]

I take wild west approach

[severe falcon]

ok but like

[weak crescent]

If you wanna fight fair, fine but don't beat me up because you trained 20 years

[severe falcon]

ur be known as a pussy

so

im jokinmg

[prisma pollen]

but they're still fucking dead

[severe falcon]

obv

[weak crescent]

Because I'll just shoot you next time

[prisma pollen]

yuh

[weak crescent]

It ain't even ego

[near lichen]

You're not always going to have your gun though

[prisma pollen]

depends on your situation totally

[weak crescent]

Hence I get one to shoot them with

[severe falcon]

ok so like you get in a fight with a bloke at a bar

[weak crescent]

Like if they're after me? I'll shoot em

[prisma pollen]

different situation

[severe falcon]

maybe he touched ur misso or sum

u just shoot him

[near lichen]

The bouncers would pat you down and wouldn't let you in with a gun

[prisma pollen]

you gotta feel the situation

[weak crescent]

Yea you just lost is all

[severe falcon]

nah ik

im mean like

ok ok

[prisma pollen]

like if they are armed with a bottle

[severe falcon]

ur walking home

[prisma pollen]

you shoot them

[weak crescent]

But tbh it's pussy to be a trained fighter and knock out a rando

[severe falcon]

some guy on the street says something to ur girl

you shoot them

[prisma pollen]

no you don't fight them

[severe falcon]

ok well if theyre armed yeah

[near lichen]

They would never let you in with a gun though

[prisma pollen]

because that's just fucking assault

[weak crescent]

Depends

[severe falcon]

ok ok

so

ur walking down the street

someone says something to ur misso

he swings

[prisma pollen]

concealed carry...

[severe falcon]

yu just shoot him

[weak crescent]

No punch him

[near lichen]

Bouncers will pat you down and find that

[severe falcon]

ok well

we are on the same page

[weak crescent]

As mentioned only if they're trained

[prisma pollen]

bar or a club?

[weak crescent]

Some random average guy I'm gonna fight

[near lichen]

You'll never know though until you fight them

[severe falcon]

yeah what

hey dude so we gonna fight but r u trained

asking for a mate

[weak crescent]

But a trained ufc fighter? After me? I start blasting

[severe falcon]

dude 😭

[prisma pollen]

if someone swings at me on the street

[near lichen]

Both I guess, where im from we have bouncers in both to keep the peace and prevent minors from entering

[severe falcon]

ur gonna cop a murder charge over a concussion?

[prisma pollen]

like randomly im gonna fucking shoot them

[weak crescent]

No like if that guys a trained fighter just running and swinging for no reason I will ofc lose and get beat up

But why would they?

[prisma pollen]

probably not trying to aim for the head or a more lethal area but im gonna try to stop them

[severe falcon]

yeah exactly

[near lichen]

Best to invest in unarmed training over a gun imo, at least with your training you can't take it with you wherever you go

[weak crescent]

It's pussy to beat up some weak person

[severe falcon]

exactly

[near lichen]

If it's at home though def get a gun

[severe falcon]

but not shoot them 😭

[weak crescent]

I don't even own a gun lol this is hypothetical

[severe falcon]

im an aussie right

[weak crescent]

Shoot them for trying to melee me to death yes

[near lichen]

It's true what they say about martial arts, it gives you the confidence not even having a gun can do

[weak crescent]

I legit don't care about ego

[undone lodge]

[prisma pollen]

if some random guys punches me on the street im probably gonna shoot them

if i have a gun on me

[severe falcon]

like

[weak crescent]

I'm from a ghetto place, I will fist fight you first

[near lichen]

If they let you take it out

[severe falcon]

you would rather shoot them

[severe falcon]

then try to fight back?

[prisma pollen]

of course I don't know if they have a weapon or not

[prisma pollen]

if i get beat up they could also just kill me

[severe falcon]

if hes swinging at u randomly

he probably doesnt have a weapon

[near lichen]

I was from a ghetto place as well, but knives were more prevalent than guns cause they knew how to use them

[weak crescent]

I mean tbh fighting back with fists is the less smart idea

[prisma pollen]

you never know

[severe falcon]

thats why u train tho

[prisma pollen]

like would I pick my fists over a gun?

[prisma pollen]

im picking the gun to save my life

[weak crescent]

People here just talk mostly but the occasional few will stab you

[near lichen]

Cause you can bring your fists anywhere

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/hkt-hot-gif-21735242

[severe falcon]

are you american by chance

[prisma pollen]

if im in a situation where i have a firearm

[prisma pollen]

no

[severe falcon]

dude icl

[prisma pollen]

i live in america

[severe falcon]

ok like

[weak crescent]

Lmao owned

[severe falcon]

if a guy hits on ur girl in the street

[near lichen]

That's what I'm saying, you need to have a firearm while unarmed you can do it anytime anywhere

[severe falcon]

and u tell him to piss off

[jolly gorge]

guys i just looked at FAQ and it didnt give me a straight answer, if i download the game rn can i play it with a friend?

[weak crescent]

Hitting on is different than assault

[severe falcon]

and then he swings

r u just shootimg him?

[near lichen]

It's diff when ur in a 3rd world country and ppl want to stab you for your belongings

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

[weak crescent]

No one's gonna just start blasting

It's situational

[stiff belfry]

broke willies neck with a pommel smack

[undone lodge]

fr america is shit

[prisma pollen]

Yeah if someone wants to actively stab me im shooting them

[severe falcon]

yeah but everyone is bro

if ur losing a fight

fist fight

[prisma pollen]

Yeah of course i am if i get the chance

[severe falcon]

and you pull out a gun

[near lichen]

That's if they show you the knife

[severe falcon]

ok well

[undone lodge]

bro might be strong

[severe falcon]

listen

not to be mean

[near lichen]

I've seen stabbings before they always conceal the knife.. if you brandish the knife before you stab them you're stupid

[severe falcon]

but i dont believe that thats 'sigma behaviour' as the kids say

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/chiropractor-adjust-simpsons-gif-9500098

[prisma pollen]

Its not a matter of losing it if you dont know their intent, its a matter of your life

Like. Who the fuck cares at that point its about living

[undone lodge]

i agree

[weak crescent]

If you had a gun and they take it your dead

[severe falcon]

if a guy hits on ur girl

[prisma pollen]

You dont know what their plans are

[severe falcon]

he swings

[undone lodge]

especially when in america

[severe falcon]

and u whip out a gun

and shoot him

[prisma pollen]

They could be trying to kidnap her

You just dont know

[prisma pollen]

Yeah he attacked me

[severe falcon]

you woudlnt rather just like train

[weak crescent]

That's how self defense works here

[prisma pollen]

Of course i would for situations where its applying that self defense

[weak crescent]

Bro you're acting as though everyone is skilled

[severe seal]

rare sighting of no slowmode in halfsword chat

[prisma pollen]

But if its a tandom situation i would definately shot them

[weak crescent]

Lol a women in this situation alone should shoot the guy

[prisma pollen]

Most people would

[severe falcon]

really

hm

fair enuf

i mean im on the same page if someone pulled a knife theyve escalated the situation

im shooting them

[undone lodge]

ok bro, wat if ur approached by a heavyweight boxer and he starts swingin r u gunna rely on ur training hoping u wont get knocked out and potentially beat to death.

[weak crescent]

If someone runs up to someone to assault them they deserve a bullet tbh

[prisma pollen]

Yeah

I dont know if they want to take my life or not

Im not letting them get the chance

[undone lodge]

it is a really good cure for dumb violent people innit

In america

[severe falcon]

if a guy randomly starts swinging on you

[prisma pollen]

Survival isn't fair, no brainer

[severe falcon]

they deserve to be shot

[weak crescent]

We can't have guns here lmao

In my state in America

[severe falcon]

thats not what im saying

im saying tho

in an average situation

gun or training

im prefer to be trained

i also live in Australia

[prisma pollen]

deserving isn't the right word

[weak crescent]

Both

[severe falcon]

that should be factored in

[undone lodge]

aw nice, good t hear some states r tryna fix gun violence

[severe falcon]

no they deserve a bullet

random assualt is fucked

im saying tho

in sitautions like a bar fight

or a scrap in a club

[weak crescent]

Tell that to the blind girl who got shot at point blank three months ago with her mom

[prisma pollen]

depends on how far the fight goes

[severe falcon]

and just in general in most situations

id prefer to know how to fight

[weak crescent]

With a submachine pistol

[undone lodge]

i 100% agree, its a dick move to pull steel in a bar fight or scrap

[severe falcon]

well

[severe falcon]

we are in agreeance

ive been attacked by a metal pole before

me and my mate

homeless junkie

[undone lodge]

welp, america finds its ways

[undone lodge]

my little brave knight

[prisma pollen]

like if were talking about a far example like the middle ages, you'd just get stabbed if you tried to randomly fight someone

nobody was having that shit

[weak crescent]

You can't call illegal gun violence and gun ownership/self defense the same thing

[severe falcon]

and we managed to put him on the ground and choke him out

[prisma pollen]

if your both drunk that's gonna end up in fist fight

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/duel-slap-glove-i-challenge-you-to-a-duel-homer-gif-16137544

[severe falcon]

thats the best case sceinario

[undone lodge]

no im not

[cedar summit]

pull out the glove and challenge someone to a duel

[prisma pollen]

there are plenty of countries with other things like this

[weak crescent]

People will kill people that's evident

Every country has violent crime

It's a human issue

[undone lodge]

goated tbh, should be brought back

[weak crescent]

If a person feels like they can harm another, they forfeit their safety

[undone lodge]

ik but america is very prominent

[prisma pollen]

plenty of parts of africa have the same thing

but most people will not care about the law

[cedar summit]

you're allowed to consent to a fight just not to the death lol

[undone lodge]

ik, it would just be less killing if america fixed weapon issues and illegal immigration. less life threatening stuff ya know?

[undone lodge]

first to draw blood

[weak crescent]

It's a deeper issue than that

[cedar summit]

this is where skynet comes in

[undone lodge]

i know, but thats the big stuff

[weak crescent]

It's same reason people come here craving gore

[prisma pollen]

illegal immigration is a bigger issue than firearms laws

its a societal issue

also

[weak crescent]

Immigration and country borders as well as national identities etc are dumb and cause violence

[undone lodge]

i know watchu mean

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-took-our-jobs-jerbs-gif-10165889

[prisma pollen]

not in halfsword

chat

[undone lodge]

i agree

[prisma pollen]

keep the politics outta this shit just talk about the whole defending yourself part

[weak crescent]

"No my poo is bigger than your poo" "I get peed on harder than you"

[undone lodge]

my piss is like a laser bro

[prisma pollen]

general is probably better to talk about stuff like that in

[weak crescent]

I will shit a fucking storm on you

[undone lodge]

yuh

[weak crescent]

I'll piss on you and general chat jts 3am

[undone lodge]

i would like to see u try

[undone lodge]

bro sleep?

[weak crescent]

Mods are asleep and big daddy McWonderBeast left chat on

[prisma pollen]

EST fiend

[undone lodge]

🫃

[weak crescent]

I'm an overnight gas station worker

I must work

[undone lodge]

oh sick

[weak crescent]

I must wage in my cage

[prisma pollen]

fun gas station work

[undone lodge]

any weird late night customers?

[weak crescent]

2nd biggest city in New England ghetto ass area

[undone lodge]

my boss makes a dollar and i make a dime, so i take shits on company time

[frank scarab]

retro night shift horror game

[undone lodge]

fr, i aint gunna work late night gas station, sketchy sounding

[stiff belfry]

one thing i dont hear enough about this game is how good the stuns look

like you can really tell when you rocked willies shit

[weak crescent]

You just get druggies

[cedar summit]

I envy those guys. They have no responsibilities and always havin a good time

[weak crescent]

[undone lodge]

bro gets sent to another dimension

[weak crescent]

Meet me outside halfsword chat and I'll tell you how I feel about them

[stiff belfry]

i just smacked willie over the head with a big ass warhammer and he dropped to a knee and just started shaking

[weak crescent]

I think we should return them to carbon

[undone lodge]

never too late to start💪

[stiff belfry]

made him rethink his choices

[undone lodge]

pretty reasonable reaction

[weak crescent]

Hopefully with halfsword we will make it out the dirt path roads

Get some fine ass wenches for our troubles

Halfsword better have bodacious maidens

[undone lodge]

i rode to the castle and they hadnt heard of ye

[undone lodge]

reward for winning the tournament

[weak crescent]

I'd fight a lot harder

After all why else do why fight?

[undone lodge]

this has two meanings

[weak crescent]

[undone lodge]

fighting hard: 🫃
fighting while hard: 🗿

[weak crescent]

I cannot wait to unfasten your overcoat tonite m'lady

You really had to work for it back then

Syphilis

[frank scarab]

half swording the half sword which will cut the half sword in half which will make the half sword "an half half sword" so i can half sword better.

[weak crescent]

You know what? I hate halfsword

Thanks to melon

[undone lodge]

but half swording a half sword will ruin the point of half swording

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/theirresistible-dylanwang-watermelonhead-watermelon-wanghedi-gif-19662402

wat did melon do

[weak crescent]

Idk but something about what he said

[undone lodge]

btw this is giving: will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes, Will Smith will smith Will smith

[frank scarab]

but half swording and half sword will make it a half sword so i can half sword the half sword which is better then half swording an half sword (which half swording is turning a sword in half, half sword)

[undone lodge]

ok but real shi, half swording a sword with a sharp tip is better real talk

[undone lodge]

agree i do

[weak crescent]

I'll halfsword her right in her whispering eye

[frank scarab]

can i half sword my willie? (not talking about william j halfsword)

[weak crescent]

Willie Halfsword isn't real

Urban myth

[frank scarab]

HE IS STOP LYING

[weak crescent]

Your parents told you about him didn't they?

[little verge]

An actual HEMA enthusiast
https://www.twitch.tv/raizig

[undone lodge]

lets fence >:)

[restive garnet]

HAHA

[undone lodge]

🤯

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-27666767

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1275619021643055124/bbcCensoredforHS.gif

[undone lodge]

chuck norris?

[restive garnet]

willie norris

[undone lodge]

he might as well be seeing how good he is at knocking willie´s lights out

https://tenor.com/view/fish-baby-fish-baby-baby-fish-pet-fish-gif-21924537

[little verge]

I don't get it.
-# not sure I want to lol

[weak crescent]

They lied

[restive garnet]

hi

[little verge]

You blew that streamers mind

[restive garnet]

lmaoooo

i didnt expect that

that was wholesome

[weak crescent]

That's wholesome

I love that yall show love to us

[little verge]

https://clips.twitch.tv/OpenHonorableDoveBlargNaut-B80JPWq_-rhg-lTA

[cedar summit]

my favourite thing to do is breaking peoples legs in half sword and watching them crawl and fight eachother

[idle crane]

[restive garnet]

my fav UK person just woke up

[weak crescent]

Mantic is the only person from UK I like

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pg-tips-monkey-yes-gif-24138302

[idle crane]

Militus is also from UK

[weak crescent]

Minus like 3 youtubers*

[restive garnet]

MILITUSSS

[idle crane]

Poor militus

[restive garnet]

WHY

[weak crescent]

Never spoken a word to them

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-sad-gif-14891454

Huh

[restive garnet]

ok ok militus is my second FAV UK PERSON

[idle crane]

Yes aslong as it isn't curved unless it was made 100 years ago 🤷‍♂️

[weak crescent]

@restive garnet I'd like to request we get soldier boy telling homelander he's a disappointment as a gif

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[weak crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-soldier-boy-homelander-gif-27106433

[weak crescent]

Soldier boy is arguably best character from whole series

Homelander is great but you can't beat Jensen

[restive garnet]

SAD???

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/soulja-boy-shooting-fun-blaw-finger-gun-gif-15980530

[restive garnet]

you wanna KNOW SAD????

[restive garnet]

lemme HELP YOU

[restive garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cK4MzU3eA4 THIS IS SAD

[weak crescent]

Galaxy rn^

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-18572939

[restive garnet]

that was me indeed

[weak crescent]

Now we can get Tommy guns in halfsword

[idle crane]

Willie one arm curled another Willie he is insane

[restive garnet]

i am still playing mafia

[weak crescent]

Willie is a genetic freak

Made in a lab

[idle crane]

Genderless fungi

[weak crescent]

I picture killing floor type assembly line for Willie's

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/1980s-robot-drink-factory-gif-12075305

[weak crescent]

It would be so funny to see an abomination version of willie

[frank scarab]

so?

[weak crescent]

What is this? A helmet for giants?

[devout hinge]

Willie the cave dweller

[weak crescent]

Troglodites from Bone Tomahawk

That film has the most fucked shit I've ever seen

[devout hinge]

Willie griffin hey look louis I'm a medieval swordsman

[weak crescent]

Genuinely frightening

So much bad shit happened

[devout hinge]

Megan is missing is also fucked up

[weak crescent]

Nothing compares to what they did in Bone tomahawk

Seered in my brain

Yep

I've seen a lot of films

Cleanest fight scenes too

[devout hinge]

Oh that sounds fucked up

[weak crescent]

I want a medieval film like Bone tomahawk

[weak crescent]

You don't know

He has no clue

I like QT films hate the guy

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[weak crescent]

After Bone tomahawk^

[near lichen]

Enter the void is waving at you

[weak crescent]

See the thing is films for the sake of gore ofter suck

[near lichen]

He's a genius and a nice guy, he watched one of the films I was a production assistant on I was so happy

[weak crescent]

Bone tomahawk has about 20 mins total of action not even

[weak crescent]

I have heard a lot of stories and I also HATE the depiction of Bruce Lee

Bro Bruce Lee was legit

[near lichen]

Oh yeah that's one thing I disagree with him about, it's like he hates Bruce lee

[weak crescent]

It hurts when like Chuck Norris even says it and he's trained

Like the dude died

[near lichen]

When I saw the trailer of Bruce Lee in OUATIA, I thought he would he part of the main cast

He was never into kung fu, he founded Jeet Kune Do and is the Godfather of mma

[weak crescent]

Dude whatever drugs QT takes I want because he's in fantasy land

[near lichen]

He believes stories from the racists who blacklisted Bruce because they didn't want a leading Asian man at that time

Bruce Lee

[weak crescent]

Bruce and Bobby were amazing and tragic stories tbh

[near lichen]

Bobby's story was eerie, Bruce in Game of Death died how Brandon was killed irl

[weak crescent]

Definitely fishy

[near lichen]

Tarantino is good with films but when it comes to fighting he doesn't know anything about it

[weak crescent]

Yeah it's pretty odd father and son die same way

[near lichen]

His dad died from a brain hemorrhage iirc

[near lichen]

Bruce I mean

[weak crescent]

I thought Bruce died from blank shot?

[near lichen]

In the movie game of death he did

[weak crescent]

Which launched something or air killing him

[near lichen]

Irl he died in his sleep from a brain hemmorage

[weak crescent]

Ooh didn't know that

Yeah Brandon died that way for sure

[near lichen]

Yeah he died in his mistress house lmao

[near lichen]

Yeah 💯

[weak crescent]

Noice

[near lichen]

Had to get one more in before kicking the bucket

[weak crescent]

Tbh if you're that guy you definitely getting wenches

[near lichen]

But it's sad because if Bruce was from a different time he would he a Hollywood star

Wrong timing

[weak crescent]

Another actor

In the crow filming

I think it was the table scene?

Brandon would've been huge

So fucking massive lol

Any role by major faces we know in prominent films back then could've been filled by him especially Brad Pitt roles etc

[near lichen]

@weak crescent did u know one time QT said if Bruce was alive he would've been Bill from Kill Bill?

[weak crescent]

Would've been dope

[near lichen]

Hell yeah, evil Bruce Lee would've been a goat

[weak crescent]

QT is definitely bipolar

It's why I shouldn't hate him

But will make based movies then have cringe ass moments like nword

Bro like gets giddy around it

[near lichen]

He's a creative genius and as a filmmaker he is one of the greatest, his Bruce Lee take was cringe

[weak crescent]

He cannot wait to get near toes

Every film he has made has bad moments

[near lichen]

He said weird shit about p*do roman polanski dude

[weak crescent]

Sex dungeon, cop kidnap scene, a lot of kill bill/django/8

The rest I haven't seen

[weak crescent]

Roman and all his cohorts deserve polAxe to melon

[near lichen]

He wrote a scene in From Dusk Til Dawn where Salma hayek feeds him her foot

Hahahaha

[weak crescent]

It's why I think films like Bone tomahawk are dank

[weak crescent]

Yep

I mean bro could've gotten a book grab and went for toes of hottest lady alive

One of*

[near lichen]

Tbf there's a difference between Tarantinos films and just a glorified gorefest movie like what Eli Roth does

[weak crescent]

I wanted to like Eli

I tried

[near lichen]

I liked him when he was The Bear Jew

I just can't take his movies seriously

[weak crescent]

He's a great actor

But it doesn't translate

[near lichen]

Did u know Adam Sandler was supposed to take that role

[weak crescent]

I wish he would've But I see why since he has kids

He knows if he went in he would've stole the show

[near lichen]

I think he turned it down because he was doing Funny People

Dicaprio was also supposed to be Hans Landa

[weak crescent]

Adam is like our best underrated actor alive

I still cry in all his films

Fucking love him

Adam Sandler

[near lichen]

The egg shaped comedian

Egg head

[weak crescent]

Dude who's ballen but wears gym shorts

[tribal prairie]

guyz

[weak crescent]

He's the most chill he legit treats fans so good

[near lichen]

He's humble af tho I've never seen anyone say he was difficult work with

[tribal prairie]

how can i do wrestling in half sword ?

[near lichen]

But his friends are a different story, pretty trash friends who ride on his coattails

[weak crescent]

I'm from his state everyone has stories knowing him he just visits local places and is made chill

Makes me miss Norm

[tribal prairie]

never

[weak crescent]

Oh yeah?

[near lichen]

My professor from film school was one if the leads in his short called Gay Robot he was always patient and brought his dog to the set lol

[weak crescent]

[weak crescent]

Dank af

There are select few celebs I like and he's a top one

[near lichen]

Him and Keanu reeves the best

[weak crescent]

Tom Hanks and Kevin Spacey are my heroes ❤️

Kevin once helped me out and bought me drinks

Woke up a bit sore next day but he was kind enough to drive me home

I must have fallen vigorously on my ass while drunk

[near lichen]

Kevin Spacey..??

[weak crescent]

Yeh

He's a top guy

Genuine article

[near lichen]

Well how do we talk about this.. lol

[weak crescent]

Look it's okay if you just admit you're guy

He was guilty of being oppressed

All his victims killed themselves anyways

Guilty conscience

Ryan Reynolds is dope though

Been awake too many long nights

[near lichen]

It just processed now fiend was joking lol

[weak crescent]

Fucking gas station ping ruined my beef

[frank scarab]

this is what gas station night shifts does to an mf

[restive garnet]

bananaSkywalker face reveal

[near lichen]

Galaxy what's your favorite gore film

Or films

I'm assuming Kill Bill is part of it

[weak crescent]

Not wrong

[restive garnet]

i dont have a gore film that is my fav. i am more a scifi guy

[weak crescent]

I legit look like Willie

Galaxy is an imposter

Among

[restive garnet]

[near lichen]

Are u Mongolian or East Asian

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

[near lichen]

Ooh, have you seen Alien Romulus?? It blew my mind

[restive garnet]

thats too fresh, havent see it yet

[weak crescent]

I'm very hesitant to try new films after the tragedy that's befallen modern films

[near lichen]

Treat yourself and watch it, it's a really good movie and the best Alien movie since Aliens. You deserve to watch it after all your hard work lop

[frank scarab]

willie is modeled after willie.

[near lichen]

I didn't like it that much, still prefer the OG predator

[weak crescent]

Idk it

[restive garnet]

yes, the person that is the face model send me his pics trough whats app (doesnt use discord and stuff)

[weak crescent]

Oh wait the Indian one?

[near lichen]

Predator prequel

[devout hinge]

then whats yo favorite scifi movie

[restive garnet]

looks like a child

[weak crescent]

With native americans?

[restive garnet]

betttt

[restive garnet]

thank youuu

[near lichen]

Yeah, the tribe is related to Billy from the first predator

[restive garnet]

image the sounds it recorded

[near lichen]

Let me know when you have need someone to geek out on it with lol

[weak crescent]

My biggest issue is a tiny little girl beats predator where all the badass dudes die tired of characters like this

Arnold legit got fucked up so bad by predator

[near lichen]

Exactly and that predator can just cannon shoot that girl

[raven fossil]

H, anybody here knows how many bosses there are in teh demo

[restive garnet]

why? would you watch it with me?

[weak crescent]

Yep

[near lichen]

Slaughtered all his friends

[weak crescent]

Og was best for a reason

[near lichen]

As long as it's in Imax and ur paying

[weak crescent]

Set the tone

[near lichen]

Jk

[weak crescent]

Predator could kill an entire army

[near lichen]

Funny enough Jean Claude was supposed to be the predator

[restive garnet]

hehehehe

[restive glade]

masuka??

[weak crescent]

Yep

Best sci-fi is still blade runner

But it's different

[pale moss]

I just saw moistcritikals video on this game, and really loved the way the punches looked and "felt" when connected. I just tried downloading the game from itch and for some reason I can only slap, how do I fix this? Or is he on a different version

[near lichen]

Blade runner and Alien take place in same universe apparently

[near lichen]

Diff version

[pale moss]

Is it possible to get the version he was on?

[weak crescent]

Different version he's on playtest go to steam to request it

[weak crescent]

I could see it

[near lichen]

Yeah request for the playtest on steam

[pale moss]

Ah yikes, is it common to be accepted?

[weak crescent]

100%

[near lichen]

In prometheus Guy Pearce's character was mentored by Tyrell, he made the perfect android because of the Replicant

[sharp jay]

no gore on that version

[weak crescent]

Unless you commit a warcrime you're good

[sharp jay]

you can also play demo

[pale moss]

Good to know, I just applied

[pale moss]

I'm mostly interested in the physics of the punches, as an mma fan they speak to me

[sharp jay]

fosure

[near lichen]

You should join the grapplers guild

We post our grappling stuff and tips there

[pale moss]

fun, how do I join

[near lichen]

@pale moss

[pale moss]

Rolling armbar??? crazy

[near lichen]

Yessir Ala fedor

[pale moss]

🔥

[near lichen]

I almost got a guillotine once but I couldn't choke him

[pale moss]

So this game has actual like constriction physics? That's awesome

[near lichen]

Limb snapping and to be able to choke someone

[near lichen]

Wdym?

It's hard to break arms w armbars in the playtest ngl but I think others did it

[calm summit]

i cant do it at all

[near lichen]

Don't know if bone snapping or bone density can do something for that, has anyone tried?

[pale moss]

This game is way more advanced than I thought originally

[near lichen]

Bro yes, an mma game/street fighting game with this physics would go hard

Automatically better than any mma video game

[pale moss]

FR, the EA ufc games really dissappoint me with the insane lack of physics

[near lichen]

They don't know how to code proper physics

It's so bad

[severe falcon]

the ragdolls are so shit

[pale moss]

No I'll get a knockout and this man falls down like a senior who tripped

[kindred notch]

u do it then lol

[near lichen]

I'm definitely going to try

Imma start with Unity then work my way to UE5

[kindred notch]

but srsly they do needa take some notes cos half sword might just change fps games and melee combat games in definately.

[near lichen]

They won't because they're too mainstream and the mainstream audience doesn't care abt physics

[undone lodge]

im finally back, i was timed out for an hour

[kindred notch]

imagine if cod had the same weight and gun mechanics, you'd have much less cocaine mo keys from venezuela jumping around.

[near lichen]

You mean insurgency sandstorm

Lol

[kindred notch]

I would like to try that game ngl

[severe falcon]

its kinda dead on au sadly

[near lichen]

You will love it bro it's what you're talking about

[kindred notch]

would a microwave equivelant of a computer be able to run it?

[near lichen]

It's dead in Asia too

All my games are with Americans

[kindred notch]

I'm looking for hyper realistic (gameplay wise not graphics) combat and whatnot, so if it has that my pockets are gone.

[undone lodge]

its not bad, its got some replayability with the pvp and pve

[near lichen]

I suggest you try the game pass version in GeForce Now, it should run well if you have a good internet connection

[severe falcon]

rdr2 euphoria mod and riot mod are the funnest ive ever had on an fps game

[nimble ruin]

when will the full game release

?

[severe falcon]

but its a pain in the ass to set up

[near lichen]

Yes bro trust it is, my only complaint are the bugs but it's fun

[nimble ruin]

maybe someone knows

[near lichen]

I played gta 4 with player euphoria it was hard af but fun as hell

[frank scarab]

tbd/tba

[nimble ruin]

what does the mod do ?

[near lichen]

Every time you get hurt Niko gets the euphoria physics

So basically NPC physics

[nimble ruin]

oh

[frank scarab]

but its prob gonna be an long time since the game is basically 5% done.

wrong reply

[frank scarab]

this

[undone lodge]

yup sadly, but let the devs cook🔥

[nimble ruin]

so maybe like in 3 months the gamw willl be out ?

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-jokes-laugh-very-funny-jokes-gif-8006636675585716814

[near lichen]

Not sadly, as long as the game is being worked on we'll be fine

[near lichen]

Franky is a prodigy man

And his team

[undone lodge]

they r wizards

[frank scarab]

prob in like 7 years

[undone lodge]

coding wizards

[frank scarab]

at minimum

[near lichen]

They should be given the resources triple AAA games have

[undone lodge]

imagine wat they could do

[near lichen]

Given that AAA games now dumb down physics in favor of graphics

[undone lodge]

they r also skipping out on graphics too recently

[near lichen]

HS would be online, probably a physics version of Dark Souls too lol minus the fantasy stuff

[undone lodge]

like the new star wars game

[severe falcon]

https://medal.tv/games/red-dead-2/clips/1pmkmvnt1DbzGi/d1337kwuK3SG?invite=cr-MSw5b3QsNDY3NTc2OSw

[undone lodge]

it would be so good

[frank scarab]

they just have to keep up on the sigma grind.

fuck that was cringe

[severe falcon]

my brother uses this medal acc

and he has a ton of cool clips

all unlisted

[undone lodge]

they just gotta keep edging💪

[severe falcon]

this one tho

whoever was asking for cool fps

[near lichen]

Soon, they just need to finish this game and get everyone to play it. Then they will get more funding and have more resources to make Half Sword 2 a bigger and better game

[undone lodge]

making the right games company famous and rich🙏

[near lichen]

The way the gaming industry should be really

It's funny how indie games push the boundaries of physics more than AAA games

[undone lodge]

yup, i wish oculus didnt sell to facebook

they were good

[severe falcon]

i have a problem with this idelogoy

fuck triple a yea

but also

theres a lot more shit indie games then there are good ones

about 5% of indie games are good if even that

[near lichen]

Same could be said for AAA

[severe falcon]

and about 10% of triple a games are good

[near lichen]

I only trust rockstar for AAA

[severe falcon]

same

[near lichen]

So I guess 99%

[severe falcon]

well like

[pale moss]

I hope the physics in gta 6 are out of this world

would be so sick

[weak crescent]

I hardly trust Rockstar

[severe falcon]

ea had some ok games

way back when

[near lichen]

I wouldn't count on it ngl

[undone lodge]

same, but they do wanna make games a subscription service soooooo getting into greedy terretory

[severe falcon]

what about from software

they havent made a bad game recently

[weak crescent]

Exactly why you don't trust them

[near lichen]

Yeah that sucks man no wonder one of the founders left

[severe falcon]

valve doesnt make games anymore but when they do

kojima is p triple a

[weak crescent]

I think indie wins all day

[near lichen]

Valve busy making hardware

[severe falcon]

same

mostly

[undone lodge]

valve is good, its by gamers for gamers

[weak crescent]

I got more hours in indie games than any triple a

[near lichen]

I used to consider him indie after he left konamo

Konami

[severe falcon]

im just saying ppl act like indie devs are carrying the market yet only a small fraction of those devs are good

similiar to triple a

kojima is not triple a dude

[weak crescent]

Yep

[devout hinge]

konami is not AAA?

[severe falcon]

i meant the other way around

sorry

[near lichen]

I wouldn't say market but in terms of pushing physics, they are

[weak crescent]

Indie devs push game design so far

[pale moss]

I mean this game could be something like blade and sorcery, that also was originally an indie sandbox that now is thriving

[tight frigate]

so am i the only one that thinks willie is a resemblance to putin? if im not mistaking im pretty sure the demo came out when the war was going so i think the devs did this on purpose so we can kill him?

[weak crescent]

Halfsword being a peak example

[near lichen]

Konami is but Kojima arguably isn't he just released his first game

[near lichen]

Maybe due to creative freedom

[severe falcon]

he sold 5 million copies of depth stranding

purely off his name

[pale moss]

And no insane crunch times

[weak crescent]

Poop standing

[near lichen]

And because Sony invested in him

[pale moss]

The first poop type game

[near lichen]

He basically had nothing when Konami pushed him away

[devout hinge]

how big is kojima productions

[frank scarab]

why would they keep willie then?

[weak crescent]

Bro made the first delivery Sim

[severe falcon]

ok hes still triple a

mg is a triple a franchise

[tight frigate]

i dont even know 😄

[near lichen]

Arguably new, they've only released one game so far the rest are coming in a few years

[severe falcon]

naughty dog

[weak crescent]

Notch is triple a

[near lichen]

I guess expanding

[severe falcon]

there are so many good triple a games

they just get shoveled under shit

like ea

[weak crescent]

Bruh

[devout hinge]

indie is a solo developer or a small team it doesnt matter how new you are

[weak crescent]

They fucked the last of us so hard

[severe falcon]

say what you want about tlou2

imo its p good

[near lichen]

They stopped Last of Us factions man I kinda disappo9nted on them for that

[severe falcon]

but

[tight frigate]

willie is a weird character cuz i think hes about to do a rko slam

[frank scarab]

and why would willie have a face actor then?

[severe falcon]

you cant discredit all their work over 1 bad game

[weak crescent]

Being a fan of the last of us is like enjoying glass for dinner

[tight frigate]

man idek

[undone lodge]

nr 1 sexiest man alive

[weak crescent]

Couple games

[tight frigate]

cap

[near lichen]

But you can't be AAA for your first game imo or maybe we can let this slide cause Kojima got Sony backing

[severe falcon]

wdym

[undone lodge]

fax no printer

[near lichen]

Cause if u look at it Sony gave Kojima Productions everything. He did not even have a game engine

[tight frigate]

🫃 🪽

[severe falcon]

dude mg series is triple a

so is death stranding

[weak crescent]

The last of us released on ps3 at end of cycle, then on ps4, had dlc season pass for one dlc pack, then had a remastered version only to get their main character killed by hulk lady for no reason

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-guy-beats-milk-gallon-milk-gallon-boxing-lactose-intolerant-gif-18857371

[near lichen]

KJP and Konami

[weak crescent]

People mock skyrim but the last of us really duped yall

[tight frigate]

👽

[severe falcon]

love joel

but

he was a shit person

[tight frigate]

hot take

[near lichen]

Cancelled factions and closed down the team

[undone lodge]

[frank scarab]

ima ask franky about this when he enters the chat, i think he'll find this funny.

[severe falcon]

not at all

[weak crescent]

No redemption, kill him like batman in suicide squad lol

It's very obv politically charged

[tight frigate]

NO dont you dare OR I SHALL uhm hit you with the smartwatch hammer

[severe falcon]

im arguing all this respectfully

let that be known

[tight frigate]

🦈

[severe falcon]

but joel wasnt a good person

[near lichen]

I mean they wanted to sacrifice a 13 year old girl because they thought it would give them the cure

[weak crescent]

Same

[undone lodge]

im watching all this unfold disrespectfully

[weak crescent]

Like Joel is not a bad guy he is broken

[tight frigate]

hes still a big mac

[near lichen]

Yeah overprotective cause he lost his daughter

[severe falcon]

if abbys dad was the main character of the first game and it started with joel killing him it would have been an outrage

[severe falcon]

yes he was

[undone lodge]

damn now im hungy

[weak crescent]

bashes brains in front of surrogate daughter

[tight frigate]

im just built like that

[undone lodge]

yo everyone plz dont spoil last of us 2

[tight frigate]

i can anyone hungry

[undone lodge]

i havent played it

[tight frigate]

someone dies >:)

[undone lodge]

shhhhhh

[tight frigate]

joel >:)

[severe falcon]

rubber ducky getting quaked was deserved as much as i loved rubber ducky

[undone lodge]

idk who so dont s...

u mf

[severe falcon]

if you guys are picking up what im puting down

[weak crescent]

Nothing is worse than John sex Halo

[tight frigate]

becomes and angel and spreads his wings

and becomes god himself

[severe falcon]

i hate halo as a franchise

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-me-when-gif-17018814255002209931

[tight frigate]

he then also proceeds to kill everyone with thors hammer and then turns into willie

[weak crescent]

We fighting unless you say first 3 were goat

[severe falcon]

mp was good in 2 and 3

reach was the only good story

infinite was shit

fight me

[undone lodge]

ohkay thx for clouding the truth so idk wat happens🌼

[weak crescent]

Story for halo 2-reach was peak

Bethesda is godly

[weak crescent]

Woops

Bungie

But I still love both

[frank scarab]

wrong meme

[severe falcon]

youre lying if you say you enjoy unmodded skyrim

[tight frigate]

its the truth >:)

[near lichen]

They had the better tv show

[weak crescent]

I'm a og morrowind player

[tight frigate]

is that lizard man

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[severe falcon]

nvm ur valid

[near lichen]

Actually best vg tv show

[weak crescent]

I have my issues with it

[tight frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/god-omnipotent-ultra-hyper-mega-super-god-tier-omni-reverse-card-gif-27692124

[undone lodge]

i think he might be

[weak crescent]

Ghoul misses protagonist syndrome

But kills 48 guys in narrow hallway with machine guns

[near lichen]

Same but out of all the vg shoes nothing comes close imo

[tight frigate]

🏳️‍🌈 👆

[tight frigate]

:)

[undone lodge]

🫃 ☝️

[uneven trout]

will be there updates before octobor?

[severe falcon]

fuckign hate league

[tight frigate]

bruh

[severe falcon]

but arcane was peak

cry abt it

[weak crescent]

Lmak imagine being ignored so hard stinky

[frank scarab]

for you

[tight frigate]

thats hot

[near lichen]

Not into LoL so I'd never know but arcane was good apparently

[tight frigate]

[undone lodge]

omg, this is great

[severe falcon]

ive played 2 games of league

[weak crescent]

Your mom said get off discord

[severe falcon]

arcane is a 9/10 show

watch it

trust me

[tight frigate]

hi mom

[weak crescent]

Best TV show is sopranos

Then boardwalk

[near lichen]

Spelled Breaking Bad wrong

[weak crescent]

Breaking bad exists because sopranos

[severe falcon]

bb is the best show ive ever watched

twd is my faviroute

[weak crescent]

Oof

Cringe alert

Lmao jk

[severe falcon]

the show is shit

but yk

[near lichen]

twd until season 2 everything else nah

When they changed show runners it sucked

[weak crescent]

Twd slapped so hard at start

[weak crescent]

Yep

Zombie lore went out the window

[near lichen]

Killed off good characters like they were nothing like Tyrese and Abraham

And Shane

[weak crescent]

It was character of the week basically

Searching for mega faces to use

[near lichen]

Fear the walking dead season 1-2 I liked

[golden holly]

i think my new favorite thing is to get drunk and play HS

[weak crescent]

They shoot hershells daughter too

[near lichen]

When they got the johnny Depp knockoff guy he was cool

[undone lodge]

sounds like great fun tbh

[golden holly]

lowkey getting me through my divorce

[weak crescent]

Same

[undone lodge]

alcohol is always the answer🔥

[weak crescent]

Try straight gin

[near lichen]

Marinara

[golden holly]

love the alcohisim support

modelos is the move rn

[undone lodge]

wat do u drink?

[weak crescent]

If you're gonna die may as well do so epic on the freeway 145mph

[golden holly]

i prefer wiskey but anything

[sly slate]

yo are they still letting knew people test the game?

[golden holly]

dunno

[weak crescent]

Nope

[undone lodge]

i agree, much btter than rottting away in a retirement home

[golden holly]

ive been in test for a week

[weak crescent]

Playtest closed

[undone lodge]

i no like 4/10

[sly slate]

damn that suscks

[weak crescent]

The government ain't gonna get me

[undone lodge]

damn straight

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-gif-8272342975911687520

[golden holly]

personal opinion for sure. ihate vodka tbh

[weak crescent]

If you give chat $100 we will let you in

[undone lodge]

me2

my fav is jeager meister🔥

[weak crescent]

I don't drink I smoke weed

[golden holly]

been very fucked up off that shit

[weak crescent]

Yall are vile cretins

Villains even

[frank scarab]

no it isn't, this is

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-7999465420984481267

[weak crescent]

Smoke weed eberyday

[golden holly]

i have psychosis so drug is a no go. use to be on pills but had to get cleran

[undone lodge]

it goes down quick, and ice cold its nice

[undone lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/one-trillion-beers-one-million-beers-one-billion-beers-trillion-beers-million-beers-gif-15392607188515463731

[near lichen]

Alcohol is like a drug too no

[weak crescent]

Psychosis caused by alcoholism

[golden holly]

i believe so. but not what i meanty

[golden holly]

prolly

[undone lodge]

try shrooms 🔥

jk dont

[golden holly]

would send me over the edge

[undone lodge]

ik

[near lichen]

Datura

[idle crane]

Can y'all atleast take this topic to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[undone lodge]

yeah mb

[golden holly]

mf

[idle crane]

Np

[uneven trout]

what is this shitty run, i lost 2 god damn weapons in a row

[near lichen]

I always lose my first fight ngl

Willie always surprises me

In the playtest at least

[uneven trout]

tbh i don't play the playtest

i got 8 hours in demo and like 80 mins in the playtest

[frank scarab]

they also gaslit a man into thinking that the playtest is closed for any new people.

[idle crane]

Evil people

[frank scarab]

i should've told him

[idle crane]

They lied the playtest is still accepting players

[lofty kiln]

any yall seen that the games now being streamed on tiktok and its gaining viewers

sad thing is that theres "is it on xbox?" comments..

[near lichen]

Lmao

[near lichen]

Why is it sad? Xbox players want that game too.

[idle crane]

That's the least bad part. Tiktok keeps telling people it's multiplayer

[lofty kiln]

yeah i heard abt it

[idle crane]

So much Google even believed it

[near lichen]

Tiktok is fake news city

More people wanting half sword isn't a bad thing it's good

[idle crane]

It still does

[oblique flint]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-gif-20354324

You will do drugs and drink beer

[idle crane]

That conversation continued into general. Go hypnotise them in there

[sly slate]

wait really?

[undone lodge]

aye aye capn

[idle crane]

Yes if you applied you just have to wait

[frank scarab]

reel

[sly slate]

alright

[uneven trout]

yeah i got it in like 20 mins

[sly slate]

Whats the website link o tried looking it up

i

[uneven trout]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-metal-gear-solid-gif-14187145046150119880

[idle crane]

It's on steam

[uneven trout]

steam storepage

[sly slate]

thank you

[uneven trout]

for some reason im not in the playtest

but i still can play

what is this ahh glitch

[frank scarab]

steam is just really silly

[uneven trout]

yeah it now worked somehow

idk why but it doesn't give me that number

u have

that was fast....

idk why the vid is laggy

[gentle ice]

1000 blade stare

[stark yew]

dont ask about the music

[uneven trout]

finshing after 2 hours battle ahh momment

[timid estuary]

this weapon is so op ngl

[supple cedar]

hardest boss fight, killed me in 2 punches

[timid estuary]

i died 10 times to him

[supple cedar]

damn

[golden holly]

crazy win tbh

[final wave]

If gore was enabled bro would of lost his arm

[stark yew]

can't fight back if your already dead

[tribal prairie]

i fly

very random

[grizzled olive]

can you get the crosshair back in the playtest?

[stark yew]

☹️

[lavish chasm]

CHAT IM NOT A FEMBOY I SWEAR

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268518568782463027/1268945601907916960/my_arse_burns.mp4?ex=66c7fa6f&is=66c6a8ef&hm=3ed7cf8bc45157403c4ac7e4a5964ecee337111135c3f812b562848cfd6f71ab&

[heavy plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115238953193320459/1275153340564635718/attachment-1.gif

[languid nest]

broke his shoulder with my buckler

[undone finch]

how do you play this version of the game?