halfsword-chat-⚔

[vast ridge]

this not enough information for my lizard brain

[tawdry solar]

Ah yeah this is the safest method that i managed to pull off before, can't seem to get the timing right yet though since the moment they recover they can sweep my fucking legs

[boreal path]

like step in range, immediately step out, step in and hopefully skewer their arm and chest at the same time

[jolly gorge]

ay, figure out what works for you , and share!! we need to advance the halfsword tech

[boreal path]

literally just click

it is that simple

[jolly gorge]

press button on mouse down at a fast speed

[vast ridge]

damn

[jolly gorge]

specifically the left one

[vast ridge]

lizard brain confirmed

[boreal path]

pinning their arm or hand is always the best

[tawdry solar]

real, i'll still try the halfsword just that im gonna be experimenting with it, too bad i cant consistently get a goedendag enemy to try it out on though

[vast ridge]

thank you lmao

[jolly gorge]

just noticed willie gets on one knee when you surrender( if ur able )

[boreal path]

the other day i half sworded and it stabbed through two of a guys hands and i held him up and it looked like a hellish crucifixion

[jolly gorge]

do t4 (or whichever has only gambesons and helmets, might be 5) but im getting goedens out the dag

[boreal path]

dragged him back and he kept catching blows from his teammates

[jolly gorge]

i just slammed a goedendag enemy, lemme get the clip (i barely moved)((he almost offed me))

[tawdry solar]

💀

[jolly gorge]

was testing blocking

had to get the Life-Saving Wiener Stab™️

[vast ridge]

i have saved replays but what do yall use to trim the video

[jolly gorge]

steelseries gg

thanks to @loud river

[vast ridge]

downloading now, cvckman has been very great to me

ive learned the ways of half sword due to his guidance, much love to the cvckman

[jolly gorge]

truth bro

[vast ridge]

this is the most wild installer ive ever seen horysheet

[jolly gorge]

ik😭

[vast ridge]

wtf it doin to mah pc lmao

[vast ridge]

and you didnt clip it damnn

WE NEVER HOLD G TO GIVE UP WE DIE LIKE MEN

[jolly gorge]

( i hold g to give up, i hate selecting weapons😭)

[dry relic]

how do you play that version?

[flat orbit]

relatable

[vast ridge]

opt in to playtest in steam

[tawdry solar]

I hold G bro the loading to the main menu takes forever 💀

And that's assuming i dont even crash 😭

[dry relic]

when i go on the playtest theres only 2 types of fights

fist fight and another random one

[vast ridge]

nah i like gambling, will i be booted to menu or will i get another game

[cedar summit]

right click the bar

[flat orbit]

spoilance?

[tawdry solar]

[dry relic]

wdym spoilance

[jolly gorge]

learing, slowly

[vast ridge]

brother click the squares on the side of the menu

they are tiers and change the loadout of your character

[flat orbit]

the spoilance group fight type

[cedar summit]

left click this part

[dry relic]

ohhh

thanks

[vast ridge]

and keep clicking until you get a loadout you like

[dry relic]

thanks dude

[jolly gorge]

the deflect into shoulder stab makes me wanna crumb bro

[vast ridge]

okay i have installed da gg, @jolly gorge how do make da ggmoment

[jolly gorge]

for halfsword, you have to enable desktop capture (image)

[vast ridge]

aight yayyyy

[jolly gorge]

then just whatever the default clipping button is for the app

[vast ridge]

damn, i use the nvidia game capture and already have clips i wanted to trim

[jolly gorge]

o h

my fault entirely

[vast ridge]

but i will use lmao

nah it still looks like a dope ass application thank you

auto clips for siege? gangsta shit

[jolly gorge]

ofcofc!!

[vast ridge]

man idek where nvidia clips are in my files so imma use gg for sure

[cedar summit]

is there a boss if you keep playing single combat

[jolly gorge]

no

become the boss

[vast ridge]

yeah there is brave stand on the top 2 tiers

you vs 4 less armored guys

bruh it does not say im new on my phone dam

ive been active as fuck i love this game

[near lichen]

Devlog 001 pls 🙏

[lost raptor]

ayyooooo

[vast ridge]

de vlog

[cedar summit]

blood log

[vast ridge]

also chat anyone having trouble getting up, hold ctrl

[jolly gorge]

this is THE sexiest head stab

what if secretly this game has been online this whole time and we've been killing eachother 😮

[brisk steppe]

Lolz

Hey, Sal…

[chilly moth]

Not possible because I don't see enough flailing from the bots

[vast ridge]

when i first played fist play i was like "theres no way an NPC is swinging on me likle this" nah those npcs are fucking goated honestly. great work from the devs fr

[jolly gorge]

imagine flailing(jk)

[brisk steppe]

True

[chilly moth]

It seems common among newer players

So if there is pvp, I'd expect to see more of it by now

[jolly gorge]

yeah i no flail😎 (i need help)

[brisk steppe]

Yeah that’s not that many hours

[tawdry solar]

https://medal.tv/games/requested/clips/imNto25F7yJUf6VJW/d1337oNnJynd?invite=cr-MSx0VXQsMTg4NDM5NzcwLA Not me 😎

[lost raptor]

I keep trying to put people in sharpshooters but i can only ever grab one foot at a time so i keep ankle locking people instead

[chilly moth]

❓

[tawdry solar]

looking back this clip was mid as fuck though

[vast ridge]

dawg is there a way to change the clip bind from alt + s because i keep making clips lmao @jolly gorge

[jolly gorge]

does it matter?😭

[brisk steppe]

Yesthefuckitdo

[chilly moth]

Ok, let me make a correction, it seems to be common among braindead streamers

[brisk steppe]

Ok; calm the fuck down Argon II

[toxic pendant]

is it possible to play vs friends on steam?

[brisk steppe]

The Masons aren’t encamped for another 1200km.

[tawdry solar]

Yeah i notice alot of streamers do it

[tawdry solar]

Man whos argon II 💀

[brisk steppe]

In abyss via Trainer Mod and Steamplay; however it is janky.

[tawdry solar]

Oh its a chiv 2 reference

[vast ridge]

horysheet orgnar a beast

[brisk steppe]

[toxic pendant]

ahhh okay so not worth it?

[brisk steppe]

If you have friends…Mayhaps

[crude pasture]

quick question why can i see blood in the playtest ???????

[vast ridge]

show proof zaddy

[crude pasture]

\

[earnest yacht]

Cus it’s in development

[brisk steppe]

I was there where & when the dark magic was recited. There when the ink bled through the paper, and bound the dark Litanies into the fabric of the umbrel plains.

[crude pasture]

oh ok thx

[tawdry solar]

the clip is very wacky tho now lots of weird ahh movements and inaccurate salshes 💀

[chilly moth]

Someone tell them to flail more slowly

[shell spade]

yo guys do you have any fist fight tips?

[brisk steppe]

Fr

Half of the streamers ; “WHY CAN’T I MOVE!?!?”

[vast ridge]

bruh if youre critiquing such fluidity my lizard eyes see, you gonna be a scary mofo

[brisk steppe]

“ASTHMATIC ASS LUNGS”

[tawdry solar]

Idk man i work a 9 to 5 rn I dont think i can spend that much hours lmao

[chilly moth]

"Ayo, why isn't my sword damaging this guy " flailing against full plate and only slapping the torso

[tawdry solar]

Deadass

[jolly gorge]

me when i miss the head

[tawdry solar]

Aiming for the neck is my go to against full armors

[vast ridge]

i mean i work the 40hrs too but bruh, thats some skill boy

[chilly moth]

Even worse if the streamer is using a one handed sword lmao

[tawdry solar]

Lmao thanks

[brisk steppe]

Ultra-Instinct Jobless 15yo Sophomore intensifies

[tawdry solar]

😭

[brisk steppe]

FUCKEN CANT

DAMN STABS ARE INACCURATE

[tawdry solar]

Bro try doing a neck sideway slash its so nice

[brisk steppe]

100% Of the time. 25/8.

[brisk steppe]

Bevor says fuck you.

[vast ridge]

half sword by just toggling rmb and use alt, itll change your life

[tawdry solar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iuzYbUZ53KavmDV8q/d1337OmDkzS4?invite=cr-MSxnSW0sMTg4NDM5NzcwLA

[brisk steppe]

Have.

[tawdry solar]

Dawg 😭

[brisk steppe]

Helps but not enough.

[vast ridge]

its like 80% more accurate

[brisk steppe]

They still need to work on it.

[tawdry solar]

Oh yeah sometimes this do happen, but often times the sword clips through the bevor LMAO

[vast ridge]

ofc, Alt is jank for sure

[vast ridge]

can confirm lmao

[brisk steppe]

They also need to fix that + Sword knockouts being so absurdly potent and powerful.

[gilded frigate]

Mfs post anything

[tawdry solar]

Yeah, hope they will add the mordhau grip if they fix that though

[gilded frigate]

I'm just joking that shot was clean

[brisk steppe]

Also sometimes it just goes up under it lolz

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?

[tawdry solar]

fr lol

[brisk steppe]

Ok and?

[tawdry solar]

Cant comment much since I flood the blademaster guild with my longsword low parry riposte clips

[vast ridge]

can u show 1

[brisk steppe]

Look; if you don’t try then you get the dreaded ‘krill-issue.’

[tawdry solar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iuqLkSO8PbwQGfV9k/d1337Z1aPkNb?invite=cr-MSxQMzYsMTg4NDM5NzcwLA
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iucWwp5os1O0biOOc/d13376WiWSa7?invite=cr-MSxJTDIsMTg4NDM5NzcwLA

2 of the latest parry clips

It's like the same exact fucking move everytime in these clips man 😭

[vast ridge]

ooh fuck that shit is cleannnn

[vast ridge]

ayo what works works man thats how it be

[tawdry solar]

true but it starts getting old at this point lmao im trying to broaden my options

[vast ridge]

broaden your horizens but still eat the bread and butter

[tawdry solar]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

Yeah its definitely a go to move atp

[fast bramble]

Broaden your horizons with dual wield flailswords

[brisk steppe]

You don’t know know grappling until you’ve pummeled a knight into submission with your fisticuffs.

[tawdry solar]

Bro is out of gas in 3 seconds flailing 2 greatswords 😭

[fast bramble]

Honestly thought he was about to pass out

[tawdry solar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iuDIDGUC4XpBBid0F/d1337PfaCMSp?invite=cr-MSxtMGssMTg4NDM5NzcwLA Closest one i had with fisticuffs was this lmao

[vast ridge]

the demo with no stamina goes hard with 2 dutch axes

[brisk steppe]

‘Dutch-Axes’?

[tawdry solar]

Utilizing grappling on higher tiers is so satisfying though

[vast ridge]

2 handed axe whatever you wanna call it

[brisk steppe]

Ohhhh

[vast ridge]

the bigger one

[brisk steppe]

Woodcutter’s Axe btw.

[vast ridge]

sure

[brisk steppe]

Sorry lol

[tawdry solar]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137 Half sword

[vast ridge]

lmao its all good i aint a shitter

[tawdry solar]

It's aight, definitely looks like a good car to drive on the country sides

[vast ridge]

beamng.drive go hard tbh

[chilly moth]

It's hard to tell sometimes if it clips it or just hooked around the back

[vast ridge]

i aint got a pc for it tbh but i still play that bitch

[desert stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016765562795339906/1196529198974640148/zazu_6.gif

[chilly moth]

I do sorta wish we fought enemies who wear the armlets.

I noticed it seems to provides overall better protection than the sallet+bevor combo but is probably actually more vulnerable to neck thrusts than them

[vast ridge]

do not have the minimum requirments, still on ddr3 😔

[tawdry solar]

Yeah this too

Yoo this is beamng?

That looks pretty sick

[chilly moth]

Someone do a brave stand in full armor with the armlet in first person.

Mostly likely possible but I assume it would be just flailing because you can't see shit

[gray matrix]

left right goodnight repeat

[vast ridge]

fr only got 20% of my screen

[tawdry solar]

Man give me a wheel controller set and some good headphones and im set

[chilly moth]

Oh right, did they fix the Barbute first person view?

Before you literally couldn't see shit

[tawdry solar]

I do wonder if VR works with beamng

[gray matrix]

it works i tried it

[tawdry solar]

Oh wow nice

[brisk steppe]

Huh

[lyric remnant]

Im sure everyone asking for the same thing, but I would be very happy if there was blood in the playtest god damnnn

[gray matrix]

i thought i was getting in a real car crash

[chilly moth]

It was just a wall of metal textures

[tawdry solar]

💀 Bro's life flashed before his eyes

[chilly moth]

With the armlet, you atleast can see something

[brisk steppe]

Interesting correlation between Half-Sword Players and BeamNG

I Like it.

[gray matrix]

we need half sword with guns

[chilly moth]

My three main games atm are very different from each other

[craggy ore]

half sword is like beamng but with people

[gray matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-upset-kitty-gun-meme-gif-8657367

[craggy ore]

hand cannons and arquebuses are planned

[lyric remnant]

imagine hitting a knight with a car

[gray matrix]

tahts nice

[chilly moth]

I guess it's easier to do than bows with the current animation system

[gray matrix]

Larry

[craggy ore]

Like 80% sure bows are planned too

[tawdry solar]

Word i always loved games with physics engines

[chilly moth]

Oh that will be interesting

[gray matrix]

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/heman-shera-chan-clan-dainoiw-by-the-power-gif-20403076

[gilded frigate]

Very true

We just love good response mechanics

Valentin the Mad

[brisk steppe]

Pro-Tip : You get more likes if you don’t thank ppl.

[chilly moth]

Gore reviews is pog

[glossy dust]

slided on the opps he a goner ngl

[brisk steppe]

Stats don’t lie….

[gilded frigate]

Edit: OMGGG thank you guys SOO MUCH for 5,221 likes

[chilly moth]

@lyric remnant 🤨

[gilded frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/disaster-movie-alvin-rabies-saliva-virus-gif-21789339

[oblique flint]

day 2 no gore or multiplayer

[glossy dust]

mike tyson type punch

[lyric remnant]

im here for the physics not the gore, the gore is great but...

[brisk steppe]

I mean yeah but I’m talking about comments

[gilded frigate]

Day 40 of no gore

[brisk steppe]

Meh

[chilly moth]

We need the gore bot back but instead it asks for gore 😂

[brisk steppe]

If you’re intentionally thanking in hopes for extra likes then it feels greedy and disingenuous imo.

[lost raptor]

SHARPSHOOTER

[vast ridge]

bro first person with full helm is impossibro

[brisk steppe]

?

[chilly moth]

What full helm

[gilded frigate]

Gore is just a subset of the overall physics, my favorite aspect is the 'euphoria' ragdoll response and how characters kneel, crawl, and react to attacks, but the gore is impeccable so I can't wait to see it updated

[chilly moth]

Oh the armlet

[tawdry solar]

Man how do you not get dizzy playing with this view lmao

It's like someone put me in a metal box with a horizontal line window and just threw me off a damn cliff 😭

[gilded frigate]

Your grandma got dizzy.

[lost raptor]

walls of jericho my mistake

[timid estuary]

i was playing half sword demo and i hit someone in the head and this happened

[chilly moth]

I wonder if you can get any skill playing in first person with that helmet specifically

[tawdry solar]

Probably like a specific skill of playing in first person

Other than that i dont think so

[chilly moth]

Normal first person skills probably won't cut it with a helmet that shit

[brisk steppe]

Also; how you get your photos like that?

[tawdry solar]

lmao yeah

[lyric remnant]

idk, I want to play with the blood like in the demo, but i want the new fighting mechanics from the playtest lol

[lost raptor]

C

[oblique flint]

He used Glorpus mode for taking pictures

[brisk steppe]

?

[chilly moth]

I never said they were mutely exclusive

[lost raptor]

c in game is photo mode

[brisk steppe]

What’s that or r/whoosh

[chilly moth]

I prefer the controls of the playtest too

[vast ridge]

you gotta be able to guess where shit is tbh, ive been able to block a couple things without seeing shit

[brisk steppe]

Ik that but

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-say-nicholas-cage-gif-13481115

[chilly moth]

I've barely played the demo recently, partially because I'm worried playing it too much will make me revert to bad habits

[brisk steppe]

Fr historical accuracy

[vast ridge]

so much respect

[chilly moth]

There is an sallet that has extremely good first person vision that still shows up in top tier

[brisk steppe]

I love Cage’s acting so much

[lyric remnant]

yeah that's the problem

[brisk steppe]

I know that xD

[lyric remnant]

sorry didn't understand, im bad at english

[brisk steppe]

I’m asking if there’s a certain preset

[lost raptor]

but what ? lol finish your quesiton idk what you want

[brisk steppe]

Oh ok

Thx @dense tapir

Fair, they look kickarse btw

[surreal blade]

cant wait for gore update

[chilly moth]

Someone should go to the full armor tier and see how many hits they can parrying using the tiny rondell dagger

[brisk steppe]

*5~6ish

I have a serial killer esque archive of all my Demo-Decaps.

[chilly moth]

I'd be paranoid catching some shit into my armpit

[jagged jasper]

THATS AWESOME

[vast ridge]

fucking absolutely that shit is amazing

[chilly moth]

Sit on him

[timid estuary]

guys is my character fine?

[brisk steppe]

No, She’d despise thou.

[jagged jasper]

nah i wont take it but its really cool like everything looks nice they should use it for the steam page

[chilly moth]

As long as the damage to player setting remains low, you'll be fine

[timid estuary]

im just having some fun lel

[vast ridge]

just a flesh wound my boy keep on

[chilly moth]

Demo is just trainer mod memes for me

[jagged jasper]

kinda like this hold on

[chilly moth]

Playtest is sweat

[vast ridge]

bro that shit is def showcase worthy lol, some good shit

[chilly moth]

Should they give willie more expressions like on death and what not?

I don't mind his current deadpan vibe tbh

[brisk steppe]

** BL00D FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THR0NE!!!! BL00D & SKULLS FOR KH0RNE!!!! **

[glossy dust]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[brisk steppe]

2nd one’s funni

[chilly moth]

Is that you getting snagged

[vast ridge]

i love these bro keep it up!

[jagged jasper]

@dense tapir

shit would look cool af

[brisk steppe]

3:43 A.M. lol

[jagged jasper]

i swear to god lmafo you should

[chilly moth]

Unlucky shoulder hit man

[brisk steppe]

Dagger one goes hard fr

[glossy dust]

sending love to yall

[jagged jasper]

hold on lemme try something really quick

see if my photoshop skills are good enough

[vast ridge]

Goodnight fellows, love y'all, keep the shits up

[brisk steppe]

U2 ❤️‍🔥

[jagged jasper]

@dense tapir

would go hard af

[silver apex]

how to play??

[tawdry solar]

Looks like you're already playing

[jagged jasper]

i think he means the playtest

[little sand]

If the tokyo game show is from the 26th of september to the 29th why is blood/gore turned off until then? Or am I just missing something

[timid estuary]

what the sigma

[tawdry solar]

You want to play the new version?

[jagged jasper]

start button

[silver apex]

ohhhh i didnt see

ty

[jagged jasper]

NP

[little sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231363156639486065/1274177225528315937/thiscatbruhh.gif

[cedar summit]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

crazy

[jolly gorge]

preciate it, dont ragebait lmfaooo

[silver apex]

how to kill him

[wooden socket]

am i the only one who hates dying right before the give up button succeeds?

[timid estuary]

FINISH HIM NOW!

[silver apex]

how

[timid estuary]

just crouch and hit him alot of times

[jolly gorge]

yes

[silver apex]

is he dead??

[lyric remnant]

Come on guys, leave a like on this video, maybe if the video reaches 10k likes they will add it to the game

[jolly gorge]

it was satire

[lyric remnant]

lol

[jolly gorge]

ive learned the lesson, weapon control is so key in fights omfl

i wish the brightness slider was in in-game settings, this game is bright asl😭

[glossy dust]

such a romantic moment before their DEATH

[lost raptor]

Do you just have an insanely fast C key reaction or are most of these semi planned? Lol

[jolly gorge]

any response? lol

damn, so close lol

the dimmer darkness?

[lofty garnet]

greatest punch

[jolly gorge]

oooo

in my mind i want like 30 l;mfao, i like the dimmmm

[jolly gorge]

i just realized this is a stupid ass question😭

ahhh

idk i like -20😭

feels more cinematic

[silver apex]

damn

[jolly gorge]

ooooo

[glossy kraken]

hey in my second fight against him i somehow dropped my longsword and he humiliated me with it

[jolly gorge]

how would that work tho?

true

the goedendag man just FUCKED my face😭

is willie weak in the balls?

[jolly gorge]

genuine question

im using spear rn, it fuckss

pardon the reaction lmfao

[silver apex]

how do you play not in dark??

[frank scarab]

he doesn't have any

[jolly gorge]

#faq

[jolly gorge]

pfffff

[jolly gorge]

i am fuckin with it rn using it 2handed, ionk mannnn

[wooden socket]

rate this armlock thing i did

[jolly gorge]

6

i dont like how big it is

pause

[oblique flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1247608381137489930/soon_tm.gif

True

https://tenor.com/view/chewing-ibex-robert-e-fuller-munching-gnawing-gif-7998573002195763249

1 Million 300 Martens...

[glossy dust]

i tried stealing his sword didnt work so well

[glossy kraken]

was there any graphic settings soft spot found ?

[oblique flint]

Truthful

[wooden socket]

guys i might be cooked

[oblique flint]

That shield bash about to look bad

both of u r getting struck with only the shaft of ur weapon so that is ok

[jolly gorge]

stong left

[wooden socket]

i wish, but the downwards force from his axe bashing my head and shoulder made it impossible to do

[glossy dust]

Boutta see god dayuummmm

[heavy plume]

how much is the full release gonna cost?

[oblique flint]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-tweak-tweaker-tweaking-freak-out-gif-16108345590627731463

[frank scarab]

we don't know but it will prob be around 30 bucks.

[heavy plume]

https://tenor.com/view/fishphone-gif-13874695746678282474

[oblique flint]

WHAT! AN ENTIRE 30 BUCKS! GOODNESS ME! IM SO POOR! DEVS, LOWER THE PRICE BECAUSE ME SPECIFICALLY I AM POOR!

[heavy plume]

same we broke as shit

[glossy kraken]

i like how sometimes Willies are about to take the wildest hook in the chin but they just stare at it like its another sunday

[oblique flint]

get a jobe

[heavy plume]

🪞

[jolly gorge]

good at cutting throats

[oblique flint]

Except I quite literally do work a job

Fail

[glossy dust]

bro took a hook from space and his face be like aight nothing new

[heavy plume]

and you still cant afford a 30 dollar game

get another job

[oblique flint]

foolish boy i was merely mocking you

[jolly gorge]

yeah that shits like a razorblade

[oblique flint]

because who cannot afford a 30 dollar game

[glossy kraken]

"hmm yea i might be fucked"

[oblique flint]

Hmm what if i take your marten for it

[heavy plume]

who would pay 30 dollars for a ring fighting game

i mean the game is really well detailed

and really good

[oblique flint]

I don't know but the point is that 30 dolans is not that great a sum

[jolly gorge]

me

[oblique flint]

unless youre from a country where the exchange rate is horrible or soemthing

[glossy kraken]

29.99 sounds better

[glossy dust]

nah bro was more like what am i gonna have for dinner when i come home

[heavy plume]

the game would cost $9 if it wasnt so detailed

the budget went into the modeling

[oblique flint]

Hmmm unsure

[glossy kraken]

do you take the screenshots from the thumbnails folder ?

[heavy plume]

god when i do that with gmod they turn out like this

[jolly gorge]

4 block combo at the end dayuhmn

[devout hinge]

That's way better thsn normal screenshots

[heavy plume]

liar

[glossy kraken]

fits the gmod vibe

[desert stream]

https://tenor.com/view/legobatman-gif-14443780454512952596

[tawdry solar]

Man the pic quality is so 2006

[heavy plume]

game from 2006 has better screenshot graphics than 2024 game?

[jolly gorge]

THIS is true blade control damn

[oblique flint]

Type of screenshot listed in a russian site for downloading a cracked version of gmod

[tawdry solar]

😭

[devout hinge]

No, its called a sandbox

[heavy plume]

its a sandbox from 2006

[tawdry solar]

i mean, a sandbox game

[glossy kraken]

wheres the sand then

[devout hinge]

Constantly updated until 2024

[tawdry solar]

touche

[devout hinge]

-1000 points for fighting against a spear (easiest enemy)

[heavy plume]

from 2006

[tawdry solar]

yuh

[heavy plume]

world progression has increased by 30% after people found out you could make hl2 ragdolls hump eachother with a physgun and a sandbox mod

[devout hinge]

The only thing that remains 2006 în gmod is the source code lol

[frank scarab]

woah man what you talking about? this pic is AMAZING!

[jolly gorge]

dude the clip is still cool

[glossy kraken]

if gmod came out in 2006 then how come it has naruto shippuden roleplay

valve is hiding something

[heavy plume]

because updates and workshop support exist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205344863462236163/1253426444546343002/929868711463104592.gif

[glossy kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[devout hinge]

So then it's fair to assume that the game is not 2006 anymore and will never be like it was originally

[heavy plume]

"all reviews: overwhelmingly positive" is rare to see with any modern game

[heavy plume]

correct but people are mentally ill and port the old, oudated stuff to the new gmod so they can still use it

good example being the 2008 gmod 9 construct map

[wooden socket]

i think i just landed the MEANEST polehammer swing in half sword

[frank scarab]

if gmod came out in 2006 then how does it like this?

gabe is shitting rn

[heavy plume]

speaking of gmod, it is so versatile that you can literally build working trains in them

[jolly gorge]

im trying to figure out which enemy😭

[heavy plume]

said modern not 3 years old

[glossy kraken]

what

[wooden socket]

the one on the left, you can see his hat on the far right of the image

[tawdry solar]

3 years ago is still modern no? Or did you mean newest games?

[glossy kraken]

i think he means

semi recent games

[jolly gorge]

DAMN

[tawdry solar]

iirc helldivers 2 had overwhelmingly positive before the PSN bullshit that happened

[heavy plume]

wait till this guy finds out that half life 2 came out in 2004 (gmod's base game)

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[wooden socket]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iuUdbtYPLZmWuK802/d1337MvR1JQ4?invite=cr-MSxoREcsMjAxNDg5MDU0LA

[glossy kraken]

totk clears

[glossy kraken]

THUD

[tawdry solar]

Bro hit a home run with the willie's hat too

[jolly gorge]

DAMN

[heavy plume]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-tf-really-ruserious-areyouserious-gif-5631135

nothing clears the legendary half life 2

[glossy kraken]

theres a giant axe in the demo thats like 2 times your size and makes feather pillow damage when you hit

[heavy plume]

youre the type of person to say the coffin of andy and leyley was a good game

[tawdry solar]

Okay, so when's half life 3?

[wooden socket]

chripractor

[glossy kraken]

whats this goofy sounding game

[heavy plume]

you dont want to know

[glossy kraken]

damn, warband got overwhelmingly positive

[frank scarab]

is project white sand hl3???

[glossy kraken]

thought it would be lower

[tawdry solar]

idk

[heavy plume]

soon

[jolly gorge]

how tf is he still actively fighting

[tawdry solar]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[glossy kraken]

adrenaline

and also, cushion

[tawdry solar]

The indomitable human spirit

My man you might need some milk

[jolly gorge]

the blade is all the way inside of him, what cushion😭

[wooden socket]

you can just put so much more force into polearm hits using the alt grip

he somehow survived getting rocked with a full force swing and he disabled my right arm so now im grappled onto his head like a pitbull

[glossy kraken]

its so comfy

[heavy plume]

the fact that valve is still caring for this 17 year old game with regular patches and updates (with a rumored V14 being made) is wild

[glossy kraken]

ahh yes the classic skeleton warrior

i end up playing him everytime

[frank scarab]

who came on you're hand??

[jolly gorge]

you're?????

who came on you are hand?

[glossy dust]

they just dont give up never

[devout hinge]

valve isnt developing gmod lol

[frank scarab]

didn't facepunch and garry make the game?

[heavy plume]

facepunch is owned by garry

valve bought it off of him and made it a stand-alone game instead of just a mod

[wooden socket]

ngl peasant tier is pretty overlooked

[glossy dust]

should have changed the name to Garrys game

[devout hinge]

publisher doesnt mean developer

[heavy plume]

i know? it was published by valve for the new "steam" website, and it was developed by facepunch, otherwise garry

gmod was one of the first games to be added to steam

[glossy kraken]

oh sometimes they do

[frank scarab]

couldn't find a good post representing him

[devout hinge]

you couldve done so much better

[devout hinge]

there's that cool sword mod and some neat gore mods

[glossy kraken]

i guess you could say gmod hasn't been left for dead 😭 😭

[heavy plume]

its meant to look like shit

and also i prefer to use the base game stuff

[glossy kraken]

prolly had low body density

[heavy plume]

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead2-gif-26540398

[devout hinge]

just because its on the lowest setting doesnt mean its zero

[heavy plume]

probably because your character was literally just a skeleton

[frank scarab]

like Fully Dynamic Animated Blood Mod by galaxy TM

[glossy kraken]

a thing i noticed with low player damage is that you don't get dismembered and you live through 1 or 2 extra deadly blows

but thats about it

[devout hinge]

i was thinking about gibsplat 2 made by rama featuring galaxyhighmarshal

[jolly gorge]

yallthink hes dead after the left, right, goodnight?

[devout hinge]

how much time do you spend trying to get that long mace

[jolly gorge]

too

[glossy kraken]

first time i ever see an overhead blow deal dmg

[devout hinge]

ive tried yesterday to get it and i gave up after like 2 minutes

[jolly gorge]

damn
much

[frank scarab]

you after 10 secs of texting that:

[wooden socket]

am i the only one who REALLY struggles with spoilance? all the weapons spawn really far from me and im about as durable as a wet sheet of toilet paper for some reason

[devout hinge]

remove the other poopenfarten blood effects and leave that cool animated one there

[wooden socket]

like one minor graze from a buckler and half my bodys broken and im dead in 2 seconds

[glossy kraken]

do you also get focused for no particular reason

[devout hinge]

sometimes the bots are just lucky

[wooden socket]

which is why a restart button would be so useful (i wouldnt have to wait like 20 seconds to go back to menu, pick a guy just to die in 4 seconds to a rigged gamemode)

[heavy plume]

trying to play half sword on highest possible settings

[glossy kraken]

alright just add a baseball bat

[glossy kraken]

i tried high blood on the demo and i crashed from the first sliced throat

[jolly gorge]

DAM N

[devout hinge]

dude i just got the sexiest fucking parry and slice straight into a guys neck

[vast current]

skill issue

[jolly gorge]

discombobulated his assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[vast current]

it’s really easy

[wooden socket]

half sword players try not to say "skill issue" to every valid suggestion challenge (impossible)

[heavy plume]

not if you use a gaming laptop

[devout hinge]

its NOT!!!!!

[heavy plume]

my laptop got experience

[tawdry solar]

Bro never goes right

[jolly gorge]

its prolly a paywalled feature lmao

[glossy kraken]

windows 7 ?

[frank scarab]

the fuck happened?

[heavy plume]

3 years of being a gaming laptop

[tawdry solar]

Probably due to friction with the fingers over the years yep

[wooden socket]

what

[jolly gorge]

its probably something that will only be in the full game, like weapon select

[heavy plume]

windows 10 but i modified it to look like windows vista

https://tenor.com/view/meme-half-life-gif-22489616

[tawdry solar]

Thats such a nostalgic trip damn

[glossy kraken]

windows vista

[tawdry solar]

Hasta la vista baby hasta la vista baby

[frank scarab]

why did you have to say it twice

[heavy plume]

windows vista was underrated ngl, the only problem was that it was ahead of its time so only recent-built pcs could run it

[devout hinge]

https://youtu.be/sK_PdwL5Y8g

[glossy kraken]

ive always wanted to install a windows xp and media player skin but idk if it'll be functional under windows 10

[tawdry solar]

It was a meme reference lmao

[glossy kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-ai-niid-mor-boolets-booolets-boolets-gif-1193035226529952415

[tawdry solar]

Oh dang guess thats why it had alot of hate

[heavy plume]

i mean you can just skin windows 10 to look like windows xp

only downside is like 3 programs running constantly

[glossy kraken]

dont you have any compatibility issues or shit like that ?

[severe pagoda]

Is the itch.io version an official version of the game?

[heavy plume]

not at all lol

its still windows 10

[glossy kraken]

i like how the scythe is so broken that the ennemies get sliced in half even when the blade doesnt connect

[severe pagoda]

?

[sly gust]

we need gore

[frank scarab]

yes its a much older version of the game

[glossy kraken]

i mean UI wise

[severe pagoda]

Ok thanks

[glossy kraken]

ultra instinct wise

[frank scarab]

good things come to those who wait.

[heavy plume]

its just a few programs running that hide the start menu and taskbar, and then replace it with fully functioning new ones to give it a retro look

[glossy kraken]

powerful statement

[subtle plinth]

Honestly I don't mind lack of gore, just wish there was an option to show us the damage we're doing, I think it'd make it feel more responsive but that's just me

[normal tinsel]

was there a new update?

[glossy kraken]

coming back around october prolly

[normal tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-ai-gif-1130434873070826046

[heavy plume]

half sword is so realistic like if i die once then i basically die forever (unless i restart my pc because theres a 50/50 chance my whole pc freezes after death)

[normal tinsel]

he grew err amoimt

-lkp

[glossy kraken]

throwable weapons when

[cedar summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awfzW1k2lBk

Whats the world record?

[glossy kraken]

oh fuck no

[subtle plinth]

World record amount of ads

[frank scarab]

when will it send

[devout hinge]

never

[frank scarab]

well you want gore? here gore:

[glossy kraken]

me when willie can't grab a weapon on the ground to save his life

[heavy plume]

the satisfaction after getting a 1 hit decapitation

[cedar summit]

I think big streamers will come back to this game if they implement gore

[hard vault]

tis but a scratch

[sly gust]

yoo

thats crazy

[glossy kraken]

i tripped on a fucking stool and got my head crushed

[frank scarab]

A scratch? Your Arm's Off.

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tisbutascratch-knight-funny-gif-9050905

[hard vault]

no it isnt

[cedar summit]

monty python reference

[glossy kraken]

shintaro kago ahh game

[cedar summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmInkxbvlCs

[frank scarab]

Well, what's that then?

[jolly gorge]

liveleak ahh game

[hard vault]

ive had worse

[frank scarab]

You liar!

[heavy plume]

why he run like that 🙏

[hard vault]

Come on ya Panzy

[glossy kraken]

rainy with a chance of eyeballs

[jolly gorge]

eeeeew

[heavy plume]

scythe hella broken

[glossy kraken]

this game is jojo coded

[rough anvil]

you beat the armoured guy?

[frank scarab]

youtube video ends WHAT? why didn't it show the whole scene. (i'm too lazy to continue)

[rough anvil]

im having trouble with him

[hard vault]

[glossy kraken]

unfazed

[wooden hornet]

how do i get access ?

[jolly gorge]

i think i got him (if we had gore, thats 100% a decap)

[heavy plume]

right after i thought "im basically invincible with this thing" the scythe gets knocked out of my hands and i get killed

[wooden hornet]

oh alright do i just wait?

[rough anvil]

the look on my face when i see ANOTHER box with shoes in it

[glossy kraken]

yes

[heavy plume]

how it feels when the game only gives you a pair of shoes and a lamp

[cedar summit]

you need to have an email

[glossy kraken]

i wonder if the lamp is capable of crushing a willie head

ill try

[jolly gorge]

yes

[frank scarab]

yes, you could maybe get it in a few mins cause franky is online but i'm pretty sure hes on the development grind.

[rough anvil]

real

least i got the jordan drip

[glossy kraken]

crushing turts

[fluid escarp]

yo so i got the playtest but im so annoyed bc the game doesnt finish loading and it keeps crashing

[jolly gorge]

perchance

[frank scarab]

so basically franky is on the sigma grind rn.

[pseudo stump]

Is it possible to turn on the blood somehow?

[pseudo stump]

okey

[tawdry solar]

Point not long enough, L shoes

[frank scarab]

GUYS THE NEXT WAVE OF PEOPLE IS COMING, GET READY

[tawdry solar]

Wait why?

Is there another streamer going live?

[fluid escarp]

yep i cant even play the playtest bc of my pc

[heavy plume]

"hey apple" "what?"

[rough anvil]

real

[glossy kraken]

oh wow

[rough anvil]

LOL

howd that even happen 😭

[tawdry solar]

Im guessing bro kept hitting after the willie died

[glossy kraken]

fuck it, double lamp build

[timid estuary]

It's fine

[rough anvil]

bro looks aight

how do you beat the guy with the armour 😭

what weapons did you use

[waxen hatch]

Vegans after splashing them with acid (they are over reacting)

[wooden hornet]

alright cheers

[glossy kraken]

which one

you can just blitz through endgame with half swording a longsword

[vast current]

it rly is

[potent ravine]

can yall add new weapons ? like the scythe from the demo or more like axes and spicked balls etc please bc the weapons now is lowk boring

[wet mesa]

Why is there blood in the demo but not the playtest?

[vast current]

i can easily run it on max so that means it’s easy

[vast current]

#faq fn

[wet mesa]

Thanks

[potent ravine]

why do u need blood for now lets focus on the gameplay omg

[glossy kraken]

for the tokyo game show

[frank scarab]

no that would be called an "huge wave" regular waves are atleast 30 people.

[glossy kraken]

because blood is funny

[potent ravine]

not as new weapons

GET US NEW WEAPONS RAHHHHHHHHHH

[glossy kraken]

never

[vast current]

gore is already coming back it’s out of the question

[potent ravine]

IMA SPEND ALL MY MONEY ON EM AXES

[glossy kraken]

hey devs just put a glock in the game

[rough anvil]

the demo, and im a noob so i can only beat the unarmoured guys, when i get to the guy with the kettle helm and schyte i fail

cause the schyte is op

[vast current]

it’s so easy

[rough anvil]

yeah fair for a little pvp goblin

[vast current]

just kill him it’s not hard

[glossy kraken]

oh yea there's far heavier armored guys after him

[rough anvil]

not for me though

[glossy kraken]

get a weapon with a good reach and fuck his arms up

[rough anvil]

hm

ok ill try

[glossy kraken]

or aim for the legs if you have no honor

[vast current]

i beat him with fists consistently

[glossy kraken]

either that or rush him so he cant use his long ass scythe to hit you

[vast current]

just hit him and he’ll die

[frank scarab]

try to dodge and block the scythe then come up close then try to attack, if he falls down then just bash hes head while hes down.

[vast current]

or just stop being so technical and berserk him

the demo is so wobbly you can just wobble at him and he’ll die

[subtle plinth]

With the scythe I usually just rush him and accept that it comes down to whoever gets the first hit in, if he swings first i die, if i swing first he dies

[rough anvil]

ok ill do that

[frank scarab]

wish i had footage to add onto this

[glossy kraken]

tfw when people try to have fun when doing something

[rough anvil]

dynamite stick sighted?!?!?!?

this is a game changer

[vast current]

berserk is fun more fun than blocking like a peasant

[frank scarab]

thats just a block of poo

[subtle plinth]

Berserk and technical are both fun and both have their place

Either way when you get the scythe you just get to have some plain old fun, unless it bugs

[vast current]

blocking = playtest berserk = demo

[rough anvil]

i just figured out i can run

this IS a game changer

[glossy kraken]

you get some fun for like 30 seconds and then it ends up in your ass because you swung with too much passion

[subtle plinth]

The scythe is a cruel mistress

[frank scarab]

i kinda agree with some weapons, then you try the playtest where going berserk is useless.

[subtle plinth]

I've found some success with berserk in lower ranks, although it mainly comes from using fists instead of a weapon

If you rush the ai fast enough they sometimes get confused on what to do with their swings, but if you don't knock them down before they remember it ends very poorly

[glossy kraken]

YOU DIED ! To Desktop

like damn

[rough anvil]

got em

[twilit stump]

That's one way to see if they're dead

[rough anvil]

can i like put his shit on now

[glossy kraken]

yes

[twilit stump]

wait what, you can??

[glossy kraken]

well you get his scythe

[twilit stump]

ahh, so not the helmet?

[tawdry solar]

ye you can slice willies in half with that scythe

[subtle plinth]

Todays word is: bisection

[fluid escarp]

can someone help me

[frank scarab]

well you can put on hes kettle helm if you try to bash an blunt weapon to hes head, it should come off when it explode.

[glossy kraken]

no but its pretty common

[rough anvil]

this is op

[normal tinsel]

How do i put an item in my inventory

[small parcel]

i have a big fucking question to any black person in here cuz ive seen alot of videos where people say oh you can say the n word but no hard r but isnt still racist if i say it without a hard r?

[rough anvil]

ok so they caught me off guard but i still made it to the schyte and sliced them in half

[frank scarab]

about the crashing issue?

[fluid escarp]

yes bro im so pissed

[idle crane]

just dont say those in here please

[small parcel]

nah i wont not tryna get banned

[idle crane]

either of the 2

good i dont want to ban batman

[small parcel]

okay good cuz i did not get it at first

[covert python]

or just dont say it at all?

[small parcel]

cuz some youtubers can say the n word no hard r but needs to censor when saying the hard r

[idle crane]

i dont personally know the answer to the question but by our rules they are both bad

[small parcel]

thats a good enough answer

[glossy kraken]

hold E or Q

[rough anvil]

nooo

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[stiff timber]

why is there no blood in the play test

[small parcel]

because of tokyo

[rough anvil]

do i have to do it again 😭

[glossy kraken]

budget cuts

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396

[frank scarab]

specs? if its good then try putting -dx11 inside game properties, if that still doesn't work then just ask the mod inside the chat for help.

[rough anvil]

is there a chance i could not get playtest abilities?

[small parcel]

The playtest was made specifically for in person demonstration

[fluid escarp]

yeah my pc is a fucking hp so idk what to expect

ill try, thanks

[timid estuary]

Pov when galaxy high marshal types hello:BLOOD WHEN WHEN BLOOD?????

[idle crane]

playtest abilities?

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rule2-gif-20698394

[glossy kraken]

are limp arms specific to huge ass weapon wielders ?

[small parcel]

ive seen alot of people ask whens the gore and not read the #faq

[rough anvil]

i mean just the chance to playtest, could they deny me?

[idle crane]

its guaranteed

[arctic plank]

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0?si=EdgCMgJkyUJvF0r_

[idle crane]

as long as you applied

[rough anvil]

really? ok cool

yeah i did

[jolly gorge]

Anyone knows how to punch hader?

[timid estuary]

I think u cant

[jolly gorge]

My guy be punching like a 8 year old girl

[idle crane]

turn your sensitivity up a little

[small parcel]

wanna see a minor inconvenience

[glossy kraken]

yea speaking of punching

[idle crane]

but i really dont know if that works or not

[rough anvil]

i saw one guy on tiktok absolutley destroying people with hands 😭

[glossy kraken]

is there a way to get more consistent short hooks and jabs instead of just swinging like a dumbass

[small parcel]

wanna see a minor inconvenience

[idle crane]

you cant jab yet but im sure it will be added eventually

[timid estuary]

Fair fight

[frank scarab]

this may be dumb but you tried holding both left and right click?

[jolly gorge]

yes

[arctic plank]

shouldve seen me on twitch

[glossy kraken]

technically you can with alt but dumbass willie jabs with both hands at the same time

[small parcel]

wanna see a minor inconvenience?

[jolly gorge]

yuh?

[brisk osprey]

is it unethical to intentionally target willie's legs

[frank scarab]

ok good.

[idle crane]

more often that just does an ultra wide hook and they dont really do much damage

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-inconvenience2x-speed-gif-25617014

[glossy kraken]

yes have some honor

[jolly gorge]

bruh

[rough anvil]

agregious miss

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-gif-8687200129990498193

[frank scarab]

me when i finally get you:

[subtle plinth]

I dont know if its placebo or what, but it feels like grabbing them and swinging to both punch and swing the person deals some extra damage

[rough anvil]

"i watch, i w-watch gore for fun!" ahh gifs

[vast yoke]

yo

[arctic plank]

boing spring sound

[rough anvil]

😭

[vast yoke]

i stuck in 1 map how to change it

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-gif-20130371

[timid estuary]

U cant

[glossy kraken]

yea i noticed too

[rough anvil]

also this axe solos

[arctic plank]

other axe better

[glossy kraken]

i tried super light mouse flicks and it does make the hooks shorter

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-car-accident-traffic-junction-gif-13625212

[frank scarab]

let me guess, the map is a dark void right?

[glossy kraken]

but its super annoying i'll try lower sens

[timid estuary]

Post memes in general or memes channel

[small parcel]

these people

[arctic plank]

you gotta turn that into a roblox recreation

[arctic plank]

womp womp mf

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-chat-guess-what-roblox-car-crash-gif-17881464745704004981

[rough anvil]

you can fight in first person ?!?!

[small parcel]

yeah click v

[idle crane]

he is right

[glossy kraken]

"yup, thats me. You're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation"

[rough anvil]

this is goated

[arctic plank]

chat fun fact about me i was actually here a year earlier than my join date says because i was permanently banned for a year (i was falsely banned)

[normal tinsel]

howd you do that

[small parcel]

ill make it a better picture

[glossy kraken]

i swung my sword with full force

[jolly gorge]

I found punching harder comes from a higher mouse DPI

if anyone cares

[normal tinsel]

dayn

[arctic plank]

filter it for just red turn the saturation up a bit and focus on only the guy

[glossy kraken]

are you winning tho

[rough anvil]

why bro look like that 😭

[arctic plank]

galactic out here being a whole ass skelly

[normal tinsel]

how do i kill this guy

[shell spade]

are ther any mods for the playtest?

[glossy kraken]

willies have only 2 face expressions

[glossy kraken]

damn 😭

[normal tinsel]

o thats not me thats the boss

[arctic plank]

ah

youre still a whole ass skelly tho

[glossy kraken]

bro is on the fence

[arctic plank]

just some bits of meats

[timid estuary]

Change the damage to npc settings to normal

[normal tinsel]

i dont wanna cheat so

[glossy kraken]

I LOVE CHEATING

[hushed flame]

how to play multyplayer im new

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[timid estuary]

U cant

[small parcel]

nvm the color was weird

[hushed flame]

bro im fr im need multyplayer

[idle crane]

If you mean the arena which isnt multiplayer here https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest here. Wait 12 hours or less for access

[timid estuary]

There is no multiplayer

[devout hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100476193993670758/1273614139344031815/attachment.gif

[small parcel]

heres a better version if you want it

[tawdry solar]

No multiplayer man, but you're probably referring to Playtest where some of the willies do play like a real player

[normal tinsel]

the first pic might be the best

[glossy kraken]

i fw the parental advisory

[timid estuary]

I have the vid of that meme wanna see?

[hushed flame]

then how pepole play in difrent map o not the when its blaCK

[glossy kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/tar-man-trotld-brains-gif-5593011

[small parcel]

thank you

[glossy kraken]

me at the end of every demo playthrough

[glossy kraken]

HE VANQUISHED

now keep going theres an infinite wave of armored dudes

[normal tinsel]

how do i play like im in a castle or snowy map

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest here. Wait 12 hours or less for access

[frank scarab]

thats the itchy.balls version

[broken fable]

free booty cheeks pic

[normal tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/shelby-tomas-gif-26942413

[chilly wing]

It does bewilder me how many people go the store page and ignore the big request access button

[normal tinsel]

thast chest

[normal tinsel]

nvm'

[chilly wing]

We be out here clicking buttons for fun and shit they be lackin

[timid estuary]

Pov u have no clothes and then u see the scythe guy:

[fluid escarp]

@frank scarab still doesnt work

[rough anvil]

real 😭 🙏

[fluid escarp]

my pc is a fucking potato on god

[glossy kraken]

play warband then

[tawdry solar]

Nah for real though, I saw one clip of the play test on youtube and just straight up went to the steam page, saw the play test button and immediately requested access

[frank scarab]

honestly have nothing else i could say other then the basics, whats you're specs?

[tawdry solar]

like how are you guys not seeing the huge fat play test button

[glossy kraken]

[chilly wing]

Exact same discovery process for me bro

[fluid escarp]

give me a min

[glossy kraken]

bro needs a mint 😭

[astral tartan]

what to do

[tardy hill]

[chilly wing]

Game thinks you're outside the ring or that your holding g off the bat

You only see that losing pic alongside "you lost" in those two circumstances

[earnest kettle]

no shit

hes asking how to fix it not what it is

[chilly wing]

Yeah not like I fuckin know off the bat, he could use that info to for one. Rebind his g

See if it tweaks out

Go from there. Mr farmer hoe

[frank scarab]

restart the game then pray it doesn't happen again, better report this bug in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 and https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262865420076187658

[earnest kettle]

@astral tartan reinstall

[steel heart]

I found this bug that You cannot play multiplayer, please fix that soon, thanks

[astral tartan]

I've tried it twice

[earnest kettle]

damn

[frank scarab]

satire?

[steel heart]

ofc yes

[glossy kraken]

cope with the itch.io version then

[earnest kettle]

hpw would it not be satire

[frank scarab]

i've gotten dumb questions like this so i just had to double check.

[small parcel]

what do yall think?

[fluid escarp]

ive got an intel64 family model..

im cooked

[frank scarab]

ram?

[fluid escarp]

8gb

[small parcel]

fire or dog water

[chilly wing]

My 1060 6gb blows up with this game sometimes

So I pray for thee dani

[frank scarab]

thats fine, gpu if you have any?

[astral tartan]

i will be doing it

[glossy kraken]

tbf since optimization isnt on point yet you get the same problems on a gtx 750 and on a 4060

[steel heart]

did You pray?

[devout hinge]

the only common problem between a gtx 750 and a 4060 is dx12 causing memory leaks

[fluid escarp]

i dont somehow

[astral tartan]

ofc

[glossy kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-tip-harris-ti-the-amazing-mr-fuck-up-i-dont-know-gif-17552997

[steel heart]

what the sigma why You bothering God with such requests

[normal tinsel]

how much score have yall gotten

[glossy kraken]

most i got was 15550

[astral tartan]

ofc not

[small parcel]

anyone know how to download the trainer mod on the demo?

i wasnt born yesterday

[astral tartan]

YES!

[native root]

amazing

[small parcel]

nope

[frank scarab]

yeah you prob can't run it sorry, guess you gotta upgrade.

[small parcel]

nope im 13

[fluid escarp]

fuck man

[glossy kraken]

this game is pegi 18

[small parcel]

yeah ik my mom does not give a fuck about what i play so i guess she cool

[glossy kraken]

tell her to play with you

[small parcel]

she doesn't really play games as much as i do

[native root]

she might fall in love with willie's charm

[glossy kraken]

when i was a kid my mom used to play spyro with me and i always thought that game was garbage

[small parcel]

she used to play wolfenstein when she was young so she cool

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-gif-13511831534731505850

[frank scarab]

does it still suck to you?

pause

[small parcel]

nah

depends on how old he is

[glossy kraken]

yes i hate ps1 games

[small parcel]

teach him how to play rdr2 or sum

[small parcel]

he might like it

[glossy kraken]

yea hes young enough

[small parcel]

my brother plays on a laptop and he could play rdr2