halfsword-chat-⚔

[devout hinge]

dx12 is the problem

right click on game in your steam library -> propierties -> launch options -> and write -dx11

[frigid cave]

ok

[tired pivot]

hes guts just exploded out of him with one hit

[frigid cave]

I hear music

IT WORKED

[loud river]

NO

We will NOT be using Melon's bullshit memes

We stick to the CLASSICS round here

[devout hinge]

duh

[tired pivot]

this man is insane how is he alive and moving???

[chilly wing]

I love how in the highest tier of playtest, most of the time i have to stab cocks when they get knocked over because sword

[unreal vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[lost raptor]

I just switch to the mace/axe when they are downed and bonk em

[chilly wing]

exibit A to prove my pont

[frigid cave]

why does it break the game tho

[chilly wing]

I know i should but my ego refuses to let me use anything that isnt bladed

[neon pond]

whens that show in japan?

[oblique flint]

December 28

[neon pond]

damn that far away?

i NEEED gore in the playtest

[oblique flint]

No I lied

[neon pond]

WHAAAAA

[chilly wing]

the only thing i need in playtest is a lil blood

do you know how often i cut throats without realising until they stumble off and fall over lol

[neon pond]

lmao fr its a good indicator

[shut glade]

yeah ngl i avoid the higher tiers because armor usually just results in 30 seconds of beating the shit out of each other while trying to knock down the other person before demolishing them on the floor

[gilded frigate]

Krill issue

[chilly wing]

tbh higher tier is just learn to hit the helmet

even with a sword, Just knock their sense out with a good top of the head swing, gg

I just have a huge ego and like to try to hit the unarmored spots

[shut glade]

real
you barely even need to parry, just half sword, beat the shit out of them with your pommel and keep running into them to knock them down
even better if you have a smaller shield to just bash them with it

[neon pond]

its fun tho lol, better than 1 second dagger to the throat

[scenic mango]

I'll argue that is kinda unintuitive. Also the only way to change class is to go back to the menu

[shut glade]

nah ngl i usually enjoy that tier
encourages better positioning and necessitates actually trying to parry

[scenic mango]

actually most youtubers and streamers i've seen playing the game didn't realize there was a Class Selection on the main menu and only played bare hand combat 💀

[gilded frigate]

I'd argue it's common sense

If you can't figure out those are classes and you can click them, take your own life with a big shotgun

[neon pond]

no fs i feel u, i enjoy both, different types of fights no doubt

[soft osprey]

Bro is a god damn pathological liar

[soft osprey]

I meant you.

[chilly wing]

although my favorite tier for sword fights has to be like the third from the top, It has enough armor to punish you for just swinging wildly, but enough weakspots that if you learn to aim you can cripple your enemy and simply win the fight due to attrition

[gilded frigate]

Fr I agree

[chilly wing]

and youre exposed enough that one good axe AI will end your wipe in one

[scenic mango]

common sense is clicking on "Play Demo" and select the class you want after. Like, the Demo starts before clicking on "Play Demo"

[lost raptor]

the fist fights are fun tho - I know I struggled with remembering every time I was sent back to the menu I had to re select a class because it would default to fists when I was recording stuff lol

[gilded frigate]

Eh sure, whatever helps cater to people who don't experiment or try anything

[soft osprey]

Fist fights are the most fun but honestly the most difficult to win for me. It’s 50/50 every time

[devout hinge]

yeah but thats like playing only the first 2 chapters of half life

[gilded frigate]

Fist fights are hard asf at first

[shut glade]

your eyes are naturally going to be drawn to the character and the menu with socials is directly on the opposite side

i think anybody that's played videogame will naturally explore and find it pretty easily, but saying its intuitive is a little ehhhhhh dog

[chilly wing]

the fist fights to me just make me think of yknwo when you see those videos of 2 people scrapping who have 0 clue how to fight

just swinging windmills until something connects

[shut glade]

wait wrong reply

[gilded frigate]

Lol I noticed hehehe

[lost raptor]

fists go brrrt I find

[neon pond]

yeah i was mad confused

[lost raptor]

No doubt - I enjoy the middle tiers the most tbh

[soft osprey]

Bro got 2 wrong replies in 2 minutes. Magnet

[shut glade]

honestly i just wish the ai wouldnt bitch out as much
the one aspect of the demo i enjoyed more gameplay wise than the playtest was that the ai actually fought to the death

[gilded frigate]

I just love this game, cannot wait anymore for gore

[chilly wing]

a guy here said a good self challenge, that ive been enjoying doing. Pick the third from the bottom, naked ahh swordsman, and do the 1v1s and DONT MOVE, only try to counter then kill. see how many 1v1s you can do without taking a hit

shits so fun

[shut glade]

"no sirah please not lay thy hand upon me, spare me" smh shut up and fight

[soft osprey]

Taking about where the class tiers are located on the side? I’ve brought it up before it’s only intuitive and obvious to people who play video games regularly as we have been “trained” to look for irregular things. Like slightly different colored wall is a secret door, or move that bookshelf for a secret passage and all that good shit. If you don’t gsme often you wouldn’t even think to try to press things or intuitively know that it’s probably something there.

[chilly wing]

it bothers me how quick they give up sometimes, I bop them in the helmet with the tip of my sword and they just drop to their knees? Like bro if it was me id be on the ground trying to use my rondell to desperately defendmyself man up homie!!!!

[soft osprey]

Bro you’re just so fuckin good at swordplay Willie straight up surrenders cause he doesn’t wanna die. You should be proud

[chilly wing]

Good until the game gives me the thicker blade greatsword and i feel like im trying to swing a billhook around

[chilly wing]

when the AI tweaks out, drops their weapon and tries to punch me i always respect it and punch back. But if you get a little too many punches in they will try to dirtily pull their secondary

[shut glade]

honestly there should be a way to fight on the ground
half my fights devolved into knocking somebody down and quickly disabling their legs, regenning stamina and then going to secure the kill

[chilly wing]

shits so funny, i had it happen not long ago

[chilly wing]

you can kinda swing your weapon on the ground if youre not holding wasd to try and get up

its ass with your main weapon but your Aux dagger it works well with

[loud river]

September 26th

[chilly wing]

Ive been knocked over a few times and pulled it and swung at a achilles heel

but having to pick between trying to get up and fighting back is a brutal choice

[shut glade]

ive yet to see the a.i. do so
mfers just stare at you, ass flat on the ground like

[gilded frigate]

Really my only complaint with the new combat overhaul, is some weapons like the sickle or some smaller or more awkward weapons, that just don't handle as good as they could imo

[frozen carbon]

How do you even try to get up. I just end up mashing every single button.

[chilly wing]

I just hold the direction i would have to move to get up, so if lay on face i hold S if lay on back i hold W

[gilded frigate]

I almost always say skill issue to shit but the sickle is God awful, same with some other ones

[chilly wing]

and it works for me

[shut glade]

if you're on your back hold w, if you're on your stomach hold s

[sand ibex]

I usually hold S or W

[frozen carbon]

Ooooh I was spamming spacebar mostly idk why felt like it.

[chilly wing]

Ive noticed if you drop your main weapon when youre struggling to get up

[loud river]

You need to hold your movement keys in the direction of your feet. W or S doesn't matter.

[chilly wing]

your guy will somtimes use his arms to help him get up

[shut glade]

unless you're up against a stabbing weapon user though you're probably dead

[gilded frigate]

Someone said it

[frozen carbon]

makes actually much more sense than what I was doing ngl

[loud river]

Figured I'd simplify it.

[ebon blaze]

This game have online?

[loud river]

Nope!

[chilly wing]

heres my question, does anyone actually get good at aiming stabs below helmets or do we all simply just stab then drag then stab until success?

[loud river]

no one has

[chilly wing]

Whoops replied when i didnt mean to!

[frozen carbon]

The learning curve in this game goes insane

[gilded frigate]

I love getting a smooth stab or slash, and to watch a guy grab his wounds to kneel and bleed

[chilly wing]

I have a hardon for knocking them over and trying to under helm stab

its so clean when you get it off well

[viral narwhal]

Got that fucker

[shut glade]

ngl bro i usually either pommel bash or swing if there's a clear obvious gap

[frozen carbon]

Bro looks like you're bleeding.

[loud river]

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These bad boys help a ton

[sand ibex]

I love it when the AI misses 10x in a row trying to kill you on the ground

[viral narwhal]

You think so?

[chilly wing]

Another one i like doing is if its a polarm user, just getting close Half sword grip, lower my sword behind their head and just wiggle that shit until you cut the back of their neck

[frozen carbon]

idk just saying you might need to put some ice on that

[chilly wing]

actually works somewhat consistently suprisingly

[viral narwhal]

I died by the next enemy :(

My arm got stuck behind me

[frozen carbon]

That death grip works all the time lmao I managed to pull it off a few times by accident.

[frozen carbon]

That's the beta game release right ?

[shut glade]

if its a pole arm user i usually just put my sword out in front, swing their polearm out of the way and go for the kill

[viral narwhal]

Thats the demo

[frozen carbon]

Yeah the demo my bad. I'm playing only the playtest. Idk which one's better.

[shut glade]

smth like this

[chilly wing]

Ive been learning this recently so ive evolved but the deathgrip method is still so funny to me

[viral narwhal]

I like the playtest more in terms of actual fighting but the demo is fun as a arena + blood

[frozen carbon]

I've only played a few minutes on demo and then got the access to the playtest so I've been playing that ever since.

[chilly wing]

I still yearn for a brave stand mode but against other armored enemies

Bravestand becomes so easy once you realise, take a blade = win

[frozen carbon]

Ngl just changing enemy type wherever would go insane.

[viral narwhal]

He just like me fr

[frozen carbon]

It ain't looking so bright for this poor chap

[chilly wing]

Me when the spikey club guy shows up and wipes the entire carnage wave and turns to me

(dont worry he tripped onto his own club on the way)

[shut glade]

that shit is so overpowered
either you knock the dude out by hitting his helmet, kill him by accidentally getting a spike in their face or neck or swing back a second time and get their torso or legs

oh and you impale them too so if it sticks you literally just run back and run around to keep proccing damage while they cant hit you

[chilly wing]

the 2h candle holder being reverse halfsword thrusted is a better spear than the spear change my mind

it doesnt wobble!

[loud river]

wyd if this man slaps yo girls ass?

[chilly wing]

Him when Stick slaps HIS head then ass

[shut glade]

imma be holding down g real soon

[sand ibex]

this thing is nasty

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/tell-me-how-the-grass-tastes-little-man-gif-22678489

[frozen carbon]

Quite a variety of reactions here ngl.

[chilly wing]

this thing is unrightfully lethal, to everyone teammates, yourself and THEM

[shut glade]

ngl im still convinced the buckler is probably the best blunt weapon in the entire playtest

[chilly wing]

bro double buckler punches

[loud river]

agree

[chilly wing]

and the buckler is unironically the easiest thing to cave a down guys head in

[sand ibex]

its so fun to use in that game mode where you pick stuff from the ground

[chilly wing]

Yknow what i do like from the scav game mode suprisingly, that angled wooden club thing

it doesnt hit that hard but when you slap someone in the head with it, its so satisfying

[shut glade]

the gauntlets are usually what i go for in the lowest spoilance tier
nobody grabs them and skulls usually split after 2-8 punches

[sand ibex]

it is, also swings really fast

[frozen carbon]

why do bad things happen to good people 😔 smh

[chilly wing]

the gauntlets are actually clutch

you can use them to block pointy or bladey things too in that mode

i mean sometimes you get ggd and he just candle stick impales your wrist instead but

[sand ibex]

the big candle stick always knocks me unconcious bruh

hate that shit

[quartz kelp]

hello! i just got really into this game but the demo only seems to have that one mode where dudes just emerge from the darkness lol are those other modes or areas only available for play testers? they look really fun, i wanna try them ;-;

[frozen carbon]

Yes I'm afraid so

But you should get the playtest rather fast if you request it on steam.

[chilly wing]

Your downstairs neighbour after asking you to stop banging for the Last time

[quartz kelp]

okay nice, i did request, i'll look out for the email. thanks for the info!

[earnest yacht]

Request access to play test imo the demo is more fun though because their is blood

[chilly wing]

Actually punch enjoyers

[frozen carbon]

I got it literally after like half an hour, but it shouldn't take more than a day. Good luck.

[chilly wing]

does everyones right jab tweak out and go off the right?

[earnest yacht]

I got in within the hour

Devs are pretty fast

[quartz kelp]

sick, i look forward to it 👏

[loud river]

can I get a HUH???

[strong halo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[ebon blaze]

i cant see blood why guys

[chilly wing]

sword user experience, the amount of times i hit a shoulder, embed my sword and fall into his axe

[jolly gorge]

playtest version doesnt haev... goré:....

[loud river]

It's the fuckin death spiral that caught my attention 😭

[ornate fog]

.

[chilly wing]

"VRETCH!"

its my favorite button

[idle crane]

so hard

[hot gate]

[loud river]

Positively rolled

[finite herald]

I take it gore dosent work in the play test and only the demo lol

[idle crane]

no gore. it will be back later

[finite herald]

Ohhh cool ok

[idle crane]

Check https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1046080713734234222 if you want a sneak peak

[finite herald]

I was like “why blood slider no work”

🤓🧠

[idle crane]

Its just a leftover setting

[livid token]

will it be money when it releases??

[finite herald]

This game seems like it’s going to be excellent I have enjoyed being in the play test I’d be willing to pay for a full release when that time comes

[finite herald]

I would say probably

[livid token]

yea it remindes me of medieval ufc but with out the dieing part

[idle crane]

Yes price is undecided

[finite herald]

100 dollars cuz it’s already stronger than half the junk EA puts out

[livid token]

and their budget is 1000x if not more

[finite herald]

EA just gonna do EA things

Like making broken ass sport games and other games that make you go “what the hell”

[livid token]

ion how they make sales

[finite herald]

Money laundering 😳🧠

[livid token]

i do that

[idle crane]

because people still remember when EA was good and still fall for it

[finite herald]

Tax evasion should be a crime

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/wash-money-cool-rich-gif-15800452

[livid token]

i got three going rn

[finite herald]

Me when EA was one of the most respected brains formerly

[shut glade]

honestly i think one of the biggest things that fucked me up about gaming this year was how crpg's are starting to be mainstream

[finite herald]

Watch it member count here so high the feds be lurkers

Tis a flesh wound

[signal wedge]

omg mantic hi

[livid token]

your joking

[finite herald]

Rant inbound

[restive garnet]

new players: "where blood"

[signal wedge]

omg GalaxyhighMarshal VFX/GFX hi

[limber ivy]

knock knock

[honest jewel]

how do i join the playtest? cant find their website

[livid token]

steam

[idle crane]

hello silly head

[livid token]

thats my mb

[finite herald]

They’re everywhere hide your pants n shit or whatever

[restive garnet]

[signal wedge]

best emote

[finite herald]

This isn’t off setting

[finite herald]

Quick question….

Where blood?

[idle crane]

Galaxy you should make willie cry

[loud river]

rolled pt. 2

[restive garnet]

wut

[honest jewel]

how long do i have to wait to join?

[shut glade]

i mean nah bro its just crazy
if you told me a year ago that a dnd crpg would become mainstream i'd tell you that you were smoking crack
especially if you told me it was from the devs that made dos2

[loud river]

AYYYY wsg Soldier

[finite herald]

[livid token]

idk for me ive been waiting 5 hours

[hard vault]

Whatsup mate. Im good

[restive garnet]

Ultimate Guide to Turning on Blood in Half Sword

Welcome, noble warrior! If you're ready to see your battles become truly epic, filled with gory splatters and crimson showers, then follow this "totally legitimate" guide on turning on blood in Half Sword.

Step 1: Access the Super Secret Settings Menu

1. Launch Half Sword and get to the main menu.
2. Hold down the following keys: Ctrl + Alt + Bloodlust.
3. A secret menu should pop up—if not, it means your bloodthirst isn't strong enough. Go fight a few more rounds, then try again.

Step 2: Enter the Forbidden Code

1. In the secret menu, there's a field labeled “Hidden Options.” Enter this code:

   BLOODIFY_ME_CAPTAIN
   

2. Press "Confirm" with a determined glare.

Step 3: Adjust the Blood Settings

1. A slider labeled “Gore Intensity” should appear. Crank it all the way to "Max Carnage" or “Spaghetti Explosion.”
2. You can also tweak these options:
   • Blood Color: Switch between classic red, neon green, or surprise mode.
   • Splatter Physics: Choose between "Realistic," "Anime Overkill," and "Shakespearean Tragedy."
   • Volume of Screams: Adjustable based on your tolerance for agony.

Step 4: Save and Engage in Battle

1. Hit "Save and Slay."
2. Enter combat, and behold the glorious mess you've unleashed! Every swing, parry, and half-swording maneuver should now result in a fountain of blood—just as the medieval gods intended.

Pro Tips:

• If the blood isn't flowing, chant “Blood for the Blood God” three times while spinning counterclockwise. The game responds to dedication.
• Too much blood? There's no such thing! But if your computer starts overheating, maybe consider dialing it back.

Enjoy your journey, warrior, and may your blade be ever stained with victory... and virtual hemoglobin!

(Disclaimer: This guide is purely satirical and based on a fictional feature. Please don’t spend too much time searching for these options in your game, as they don't actually exist.)

[livid token]

get the demo while you wait

[idle crane]

rolled pt. 3

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-hand-when-boredom-strikes-gif-13638076

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/694696066179924028/1272731576513462344/speechmeme.com_8_12_2024_9_33_54_PM.gif

[finite herald]

[livid token]

i did that how do i turn it off

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/shhhh-gif-8888714448265112054

[tough yew]

what in the chatgpt is this

[finite herald]

I’m wondering where blood is (getting banned soon for developer harassment)

[loud river]

Completely real

[livid token]

i cant find blood? after i already did a blood sacrifce

[idle crane]

Galaxy a blood demon spawned in my room. the guide didnt cover this part how do i fix

[ashen barn]

WHAT

I DONT HAVE BLOOD

[shut glade]

speaking of lack of blood, its not surprising but its still interesting how the ai still seems to have moments where it acts like its limbs are cut off

[finite herald]

Guys I’m gonna leave an super negative review on a game that is very clearly in major development but I’m upset so I’m gonna leave a thumbs down

[ashen barn]

HOW CAN I DO BLOOD AND GORE?

[finite herald]

Just throw body at you at that point

[livid token]

you get blood setting if you post your ssn and full name and address

[finite herald]

THATS SO EASY

Why didn’t I think of that

[restive garnet]

no fix, you have new fren

[livid token]

3 simple steps yipppe

[loud river]

open your console and type "animated_blood_shaderless 1"

[restive garnet]

lmao you must try it

[finite herald]

What if fren is trespassing ?

[loud river]

[restive garnet]

fren good

[tough yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271632822372925491/Fence_Throw.gif

[finite herald]

Making me think about hoarder bugs

[ashen barn]

BRO JUST SAY HOW DO BLOOD

PLZ

[restive garnet]

Ultimate Guide to Turning on Blood in Half Sword

Welcome, noble warrior! If you're ready to see your battles become truly epic, filled with gory splatters and crimson showers, then follow this "totally legitimate" guide on turning on blood in Half Sword.

Step 1: Access the Super Secret Settings Menu

1. Launch Half Sword and get to the main menu.
2. Hold down the following keys: Ctrl + Alt + Bloodlust.
3. A secret menu should pop up—if not, it means your bloodthirst isn't strong enough. Go fight a few more rounds, then try again.

Step 2: Enter the Forbidden Code

1. In the secret menu, there's a field labeled “Hidden Options.” Enter this code:

   BLOODIFY_ME_CAPTAIN
   

2. Press "Confirm" with a determined glare.

Step 3: Adjust the Blood Settings

1. A slider labeled “Gore Intensity” should appear. Crank it all the way to "Max Carnage" or “Spaghetti Explosion.”
2. You can also tweak these options:
   • Blood Color: Switch between classic red, neon green, or surprise mode.
   • Splatter Physics: Choose between "Realistic," "Anime Overkill," and "Shakespearean Tragedy."
   • Volume of Screams: Adjustable based on your tolerance for agony.

Step 4: Save and Engage in Battle

1. Hit "Save and Slay."
2. Enter combat, and behold the glorious mess you've unleashed! Every swing, parry, and half-swording maneuver should now result in a fountain of blood—just as the medieval gods intended.

Pro Tips:

• If the blood isn't flowing, chant “Blood for the Blood God” three times while spinning counterclockwise. The game responds to dedication.
• Too much blood? There's no such thing! But if your computer starts overheating, maybe consider dialing it back.

Enjoy your journey, warrior, and may your blade be ever stained with victory... and virtual hemoglobin!

(Disclaimer: This guide is purely satirical and based on a fictional feature. Please don’t spend too much time searching for these options in your game, as they don't actually exist.)

[hard vault]

Yeet

[idle crane]

so do i attempt to give fren a sandwich?

[loud river]

fence you gotta check the Swordsmans Guild

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapper-yapping-man-old-guy-yapping-keep-yapping-gif-16586719177455162521

[loud river]

We got some bangers

[finite herald]

“I’m so sick of devs click baiting”

im joking spare me

[restive garnet]

fren eat blod

[finite herald]

I’m not gonna dare press play

[shut glade]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-sisyphus-gif-16446455606219864014

[idle crane]

okay so because im british i give him black pudding?

[ashen barn]

WHAT IS IT BLOODLUST

[finite herald]

So if devs have this guide on there PC clipboard this question most occur often

[tough yew]

some ocol stuff there

[restive garnet]

yes he likes

[covert edge]

BLOOD???

[finite herald]

Anyway where the gore ?

[restive garnet]

a setting

[livid token]

my ssn 543-97-7547 first name is greg middle name is hiddleston last name smith i live usa ny bronx WHERE MY BLOOD SETTING

[shut glade]

its a toss-up between blood/gore and multiplayer functionality

[finite herald]

Suddenly someone opened a mortgage in your name

[shut glade]

no blood for having the middle name hiddleston, do better

[idle crane]

why arent you willietrucken anymore?

[humble bloom]

Too many people thought willie was named after me.

[finite herald]

MULTI PLAYER BLOOD

[idle crane]

but you are willie

[blazing laurel]

hello

[finite herald]

He’s got a WHAT?

[blazing laurel]

i want one vs one but i have only demo its normal ?

[livid token]

why does it say i owe the bank 405k in debt?

[covert edge]

A Willie

[idle crane]

Shame. Willie is our dude

[livid token]

i lost mine i put it on black

[finite herald]

Ahaha good question,

Anyway

[covert edge]

No

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/chien-perplexe-dog-disappointed-stupide-gif-25739401

[finite herald]

I too want my Willie

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[livid token]

prechance did you do that

[blazing laurel]

I have a questions ?

[blazing laurel]

How long does it take to have access to the test server?

[finite herald]

No need for the attitude

IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE GO TO THE OFFICE AND SEE THE PRINCIPAL

[ashen barn]

WHO CAN DO VIDEO HOW GET BLOOD AND GORE

[livid token]

157 hours

[finite herald]

[blazing laurel]

??

[livid token]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcHVydnRxMjAydGhvcDFpbHRieHk1MjF6YjdwdG1zbDdyeTZ4ZDZydiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/CtiIfcEYefvSFU2NGR/giphy.gif

[proper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[ashen barn]

WHAT?

[maiden wasp]

just spam fist

[ashen barn]

I WANT BLOOOOOD

I WANT GOOOORE

[finite herald]

Sorry I didn’t catch that could you please repeat ?

[finite herald]

ITS A PREGNANT MALE

[livid token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[finite herald]

That’ll buff out

[ashen barn]

SAY HOW DO BLOOX I DO CRTL+ALT+SETTINGS AND NOTHINK

[covert edge]

No blood

[maiden wasp]

need eyes to be seperate object to rip out

[ashen barn]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[covert edge]

None for you

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[ashen barn]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHYYYY

[covert edge]

We all have blood

[finite herald]

[ashen barn]

no way

[livid token]

im him

[covert edge]

You don't deserve blood

[finite herald]

Inside voices

[ashen barn]

i want blood too

[covert edge]

No blood for you

[ashen barn]

nooooooooo

[limber ivy]

[ashen barn]

u has been a chosen one

[finite herald]

You’re not him you’re not that guy pal

[livid token]

you when i see you

[finite herald]

opens mod menu and turns on god mode

[covert edge]

I am the #1 Half Sword fan, I get the blood and gore fr

[finite herald]

[ashen barn]

PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[livid token]

unc off the crazy meds

[ashen barn]

I WANT KILL HUMANS BUT I DONT HAVE BLOOD AND GORE

[finite herald]

Inside voices

[livid token]

you have to break both legs

[proper magnet]

saving for my Half Sword Lore video

[swift cedar]

my game doesnt have blood too

[finite herald]

Piss kink confirmed

[finite herald]

LORE?

[livid token]

w aura

[proper magnet]

yes

[finite herald]

Blocked

[proper magnet]

indeed

[livid token]

whattt

[finite herald]

You’re so not that guy

Who the hell do you think you are to even speak me like that?

Talk to the hand and enjoy the 405k mortgage

[livid token]

saying this aint the him

[proper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-meme-pfp-repost-if-your-pfp-is-actually-you-gif-26174905

[ashen barn]

BRO JUST SAY HOW DO BLOOD PLZ OR I COME TO U HOUSE AND EAT ALL U FOOT

[finite herald]

It’s not him

[covert edge]

No blood for you

[ashen barn]

WHY?

why no blood for me

[livid token]

https://tenor.com/view/bearvsman-bear-kung-fy-gif-5430193

[umbral gull]

I cant stop playing this demo

[finite herald]

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

[proper magnet]

ask nicely so i can enable blood in your game

[finite herald]

I wanted to call off work lol

[covert edge]

You are not a real fan of Half Sword

[ashen barn]

how

no i fan

[umbral gull]

I just had surgery, this is perfect

[livid token]

i win me vs you

[proper magnet]

with a steam key

[ashen barn]

i plat mordhau 11000 hours

[finite herald]

Giving myself a a traumatic injury now

[livid token]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-throw-getout-mad-upset-gif-4961525

[ashen barn]

i have play test

[finite herald]

Thanks for the assistance

[umbral gull]

oh if theres a way to enable blood in the play test id like that as well if possible

[finite herald]

I don’t understand, where blood?

[livid token]

your cooked when i do that its gg's

[livid token]

theres bloood where

[finite herald]

No

[crisp nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1267907263956258836/image.png?ex=66c0e7a8&is=66bf9628&hm=f67f9380be492b521545d3ca53fb51e13dd8a0812ac33527e13f342ea45d940d&

[livid token]

ik theres no blood chat

[finite herald]

Ah you even have memes on file

[livid token]

ill make it a discord gif

[umbral gull]

ah ok, ill have to be paitent till after the event the devs are attending, sorry for the misunderstanding on my part

[covert edge]

WGERE GURE???

[finite herald]

This is actually a genuine issue

[proper magnet]

are you guys stupid? My game have blood

[ashen barn]

ohhhh play test dont have blood

[little verge]

We have to keep it fun somehow. Ask me how to get weapons and armor.

[ashen barn]

bad

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[finite herald]

You must now leave a negative review for being mildly inconvenienced

[finite herald]

Get weapons how

[covert edge]

BLOOD

[livid token]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcW8wbDUxeGViNjhlcXliMmlha2E3MmM1em9seXNsYTN6dWZuOHRoYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ff9ZXSNat239xPlDoY/giphy.gif

theres your gif

[copper moon]

Oh god this takes me back to 2013 meme central

[finite herald]

Congrats I just opened another Loan in your name credit score deleted

[livid token]

nuh uh

you did asshole wtf

[versed radish]

We should get blood in playtest

[shut glade]

unironic rage comic in 2024, opinion denied

[finite herald]

“Ur honor my client pleads nuh uh”

[little verge]

The classic meme formats are the best.

[finite herald]

[maiden wasp]

the lucerne hammer is so op its boring

[livid token]

i owe 1.5 million to the bank i cooked wth

[limber ivy]

[covert edge]

MORE BLOOD

[finite herald]

Thank me later

[deep basin]

i think we could cheat with sound competitively

i think that theres audible obfuscation with footsteps

and that system can be looked at and exploited, becauase think about iut

who else is gonna hear? you're the one wearing the headphones

[tough yew]

sallet details

[loud river]

yo no shot they have the armorer's mark

[livid token]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcW8wbDUxeGViNjhlcXliMmlha2E3MmM1em9seXNsYTN6dWZuOHRoYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ff9ZXSNat239xPlDoY/giphy.gif

[maiden wasp]

are swords going to ever be made breakable after x armor/weapon clashes

[reef stirrup]

or bendable ^ two swords clash and both warp if blunt side

[deep basin]

pardon?

[livid token]

https://tenor.com/view/crawling-gif-19317261

[deep basin]

they're having "developmental delays"

[proper magnet]

perdão?

[deep basin]

the staff, its fine

[reef stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-sword-smash-strong-bend-bishdkd-gif-11168340

[livid token]

i have mental delays so they like me fr

[deep basin]

based half sword moment

[livid token]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-monkey-gif-21553825

[deep basin]

i hope dawg didnt forget his earlier statements

for the sanctity of this channel

playin ofc

[livid token]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-20011796

[deep basin]

boutta make a hyperrealistic gun mod

just cause

[livid token]

W medieval ufc

[tough yew]

wa

[wide ginkgo]

forgot im in this server

anyways whats up guys!

[tough yew]

yo

[little verge]

Half Sword things.

[wide ginkgo]

i just requested early access hopefully it will get accepted 🙏

[static skiff]

bro is facepalming at the fact he got stabbed in the face

[idle crane]

You are guaranteed access you just have to wait

[wide ginkgo]

well waiting never killed anybody!

[static skiff]

hes not feeling great

[whole copper]

how does one play amongst friends

[tough yew]

ya dont

[whole copper]

😢

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-botched-toe-iasip-charlie-day-toeknife-gif-11504986

[lilac pendant]

yo I could swear that one axe oneshots everybody with one sideswing

[obtuse timber]

hi

[grave swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[normal tinsel]

are you playing against bots or players in this game?

[obtuse timber]

botss

[tough yew]

ai

[normal tinsel]

dang

[obtuse timber]

but its hard

[normal tinsel]

why no mulitplayer?

[obtuse timber]

in first paly

[grave swallow]

game not out yet bro

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/because-giga-chad-impact-meme-gif-23651405

[obtuse timber]

I noticed that there are different "countries" on the shields, maybe we could make each of the different "countries" have its own language, for example Polish, if you want I can lend my voice to the dialogues, for example when someone is hit?

[jolly gorge]

u h idk whats goin on

hes winning rn

[river moth]

she half my sword til i williescream.mp3

[idle crane]

the shields are from england france bohemia and HRE

maybe other i forgot

[rare crest]

will multiplayer be added

[jolly gorge]

never

(its a maybe)

[graceful cosmos]

apparently thers a possibilty of winning the battle but still dying

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396

[rare crest]

i js saw@idle crane

[idle crane]

yeah you can bleed out after

[graceful cosmos]

Yeah bleed

if u could see it :^)

[jolly gorge]

soon

[obtuse timber]

why i dont see bolood

[jolly gorge]

#faq '

[obtuse timber]

in beta there is a loooooot of blod

[jolly gorge]

#faq

[obtuse timber]

oh okay ❤️ ty

[brazen hemlock]

guys

[graceful cosmos]

its called Vanishing Blood. You can see it vanishing.

[brazen hemlock]

one question rq
what actually the "body density" option does?

[maiden wasp]

n othing

it makes you fat

[brazen hemlock]

Really?

[maiden wasp]

yes

[graceful cosmos]

oh damm my willie jumped in mid air, landed on the fence barrier and got his nuts cracked :T

[idle crane]

real answer is it make dismemberment easier or harder. Does nothing in playtest as far as im aware

wrong reply @brazen hemlock ^

[brazen hemlock]

oh, so like, if i set it to low, the dismembrent is way easier to do?

[maiden wasp]

you got the right idea

[brazen cloak]

hm

[idle crane]

yeah i think that is which way it goes

[brazen cloak]

oh we get a 5 second cooldown how nice

[jolly gorge]

i forgot my clipping service recorded audio😂

[idle crane]

dont ruin it by being evil

[brazen cloak]

have you seen me be evil

[jolly gorge]

true unbridled commentary😭

[graceful cosmos]

maybe Multiplayer will work in the game. we can have Small 8 player FFA, LTS, and TDM

[idle crane]

no it was for the whole chat not you specifically

[brazen cloak]

oh well mb

[jolly gorge]

friendly fire >:]

[graceful cosmos]

Id say to keep server count to 8 to 12. it'll also be easier on server latency breathing room. probably which also means less jaggyness

[cloud mango]

how do yall clip the game? geforce experience doesnt want to cooperate

[jolly gorge]

steelseries gg

[earnest yacht]

Medal

[boreal path]

xbox game bar

[oblique flint]

Now why would an Englishman battle a Bohemian

[boreal path]

For Knightly Fun

[oblique flint]

Hmm truthful

[cloud mango]

thx 🙏

[native root]

huh

[fleet stump]

If you wonder where our inspiration comes from : https://x.com/FightHaven/status/1824219519000191277?t=YpBi8Kyf_zZ6B1I1G3rxIA&s=19

Fight Haven (@FightHaven) on X

This is what they do in an English Pub...

Twitter · Aug 15, 2024, 11:00 PM

[graceful cosmos]

Leviosa

[brittle robin]

willie begs for mercy, spare or kill?

[finite herald]

Take no prisoners

[idle crane]

Does he want mercy or does he want more?

[finite herald]

Oh he wants it real good

[zinc atlas]

Feel like they should make that game mode as man at arms or knight where you fight 4 enemies alone not have any civilian guys. Like they should all be at least militia or footman.

[severe shoal]

how u play on that map

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest here. Wait 12 hours or less for access

[frank pier]

he loves it

[idle crane]

I just turned the camera and found the answer

[knotty gust]

Thank you

[zinc atlas]

Dang. Lucky. I convinced my friend to get it and he keeps fucking complaining because he doesn't know the controls.

[wet cliff]

Death

[idle crane]

Sick

[frank pier]

my friend has already found out that Willie 2.0 has stamina which most people don't know for some reason

[brittle robin]

knocked this dudes helmet off with only a dagger so yea im kind of a badass

[finite herald]

Easy there cowpoke

[idle crane]

I stepped on his sword now he wants to knock me out

[opaque fog]

he's rolling up his cuffs ready to knock you out 💀

[frank pier]

he got that made just for him, y'know!

[wet cliff]

I couldn't get it out whoops

[native root]

bonk

[jolly gorge]

frequerntly

[cloud mango]

one acc took 10 h one 15 min

[jolly gorge]

that stab was NOT intentional but VERY brutal

[jolly gorge]

visceral reaction

[obtuse timber]

it must have hurt

[fierce umbra]

how i feel after slowing down the time to 0.1 game speed and doing the slowest but most precise slash ever

[fierce umbra]

what i mean by that

[jolly gorge]

i love my reactions

[waxen shadow]

https://youtu.be/UfjaJJhgbPA CHAT DID I COOK?🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[waxen shadow]

LETS FUCKING GOO

[lost raptor]

it really does consume us all doesnt it

[jolly gorge]

im learning guys, to earn the title of best maceman

[devout hinge]

its weird seeing a long hammer being adressed to as a "mace" i dont fw this

[limber ivy]

[jolly gorge]

mace-adjacent, cause my rng sucks

[devout hinge]

blunt object fr

[jolly gorge]

p much

[jolly gorge]

my goal is to be acknowledged by the devs😎

[worn heron]

Sorry for the late reply—

For future reference:

I never really mind being pinged for stuff.

The times when folks should ping @ all mods is if something bad is going down, and they need someone in asap.
Hope this clears things up for some people!

[frank pier]

love when I finally get a 2H mace but the least amount of armour the game could've given me

[jolly gorge]

IK

[worn heron]

I've been a little busy the past day though so I haven't really been around as much ^^

[fierce umbra]

i js realized that slow mode makes ur blunt attacks stronger by alot

[brazen hatch]

is this game online can i play with my mate?

[fierce umbra]

like in slowmode i can have 5 people on me and still win cause my character is faster

[jolly gorge]

i had to shmove on him guys

[brazen hatch]

ive seen people play online tho

[fierce umbra]

??

[brazen hatch]

also how do i get swords its just fist fights

[jolly gorge]

no you havent

[fierce umbra]

nasty hit

[jolly gorge]

FINALLY

[jolly gorge]

appreciated :]

[brazen hatch]

im on the playtest i requested acces

[fierce umbra]

hold up why is this kinda cold

[brazen hatch]

ive just seen that

[brazen hatch]

are they gonna make this game online

[fierce umbra]

probably not

[brazen hatch]

why what the hell

[opal sundial]

Unlikely, but not out of the picture. Local split screen is in the works.

[opal sundial]

Because half sword uses non-deterministic physics, which are annoying as hell to sync with two separate devices

[fringe willow]

i just beat the half sword demo

yay

[fierce umbra]

why is this so clean

[boreal path]

yeah.... clean..

[opal sundial]

Controller support. Plus steam remote play, so we can technically have a multiplayer like experience

[jolly gorge]

nvm i feel like this killing hit wins

[turbid whale]

hey i have a issue the blood isn't showing on the playtest version

[opal sundial]

There’s no blood in the playtest

[jolly gorge]

@faq

[turbid whale]

you too

[fierce umbra]

nah, i find the other clip better

[jolly gorge]

fair

[opal sundial]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272470349245579396

[devout hinge]

#1272825249892929608 is straight up the better one!

[jolly gorge]

truth

[fringe willow]

truth

[fierce umbra]

slowmode casually making everything look a lil more cooler

[devout hinge]

i love waging war on enemy guilds

[lost raptor]

what taking an axe to the face does to a mf

[jolly gorge]

gnarly

[devout hinge]

why does your game look like a 2017 indie made for both phone and PC

[fierce umbra]

low graphics

since half sword casually decides to lag while im on medium for no reason in particular

[devout hinge]

skill issue

[fierce umbra]

task manager says everything is below 50% but it still decides to lag for no reason

[opal sundial]

try high idk

[devout hinge]

fr try higher

or check if youre using dx12

[fierce umbra]

im on demo

[jolly gorge]

@fierce umbra whaddya think ab THIS one

[fierce umbra]

playtest handles medium js fine its the demo for some reason

the lag becomes bigger when objects are spawned

[devout hinge]

@inland spindle we're gonna have a real problem mista if youre gonna keep slandering me like that

[opal sundial]

If you have the resources, which is what it seems like, maybe it’s just medium that’s causing issues, so try high graphics or sum

[fierce umbra]

it still lags a bit

[devout hinge]

i am but a humble macer looking to set a straight path in life yet people like you are the bad, rocky and unpaved roads that one must endure and conquer and TRUST me that I WILL conquer you mister @inland spindle

[opal sundial]

By lags, wdym?

[soft osprey]

Sounds hot. Conquer him bro

[devout hinge]

1984 @worn heron

[fierce umbra]

excuse the memory (its discord taking like 35% memory) but my cpu is on 52% and it plays like 30 fps

[devout hinge]

billions must love

[fierce umbra]

my gpu is 23% too

[finite herald]

Well that’s nice

[soft osprey]

daaamn

[fierce umbra]

if i turn off discord my memory and cpu will be below 40%

[finite herald]

Trolls lol

[soft osprey]

Alright I think this constitutes what blueberry said about mods lol

[devout hinge]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[jolly gorge]

bro

[fierce umbra]

yet my game still plays like its on 30 fps

[opal sundial]

You might have bottlenecking issues. What specs do you have?

[soft osprey]

Right here mods

[fierce umbra]

how do i check them i forgot

[opal sundial]

@worn heron

[idle crane]

gone

[opal sundial]

Go to performance in task manager

[slow anchor]

👍

[little verge]

Whats up demi?

[fierce umbra]

and what do i check

[idle crane]

my discord was breaking while i was doing it so it took longer than usual

[soft osprey]

There was a guy spamming the n word

[idle crane]

check mod chat

[opal sundial]

Your specs in general. It may be bottlenecking, I’m not sure

[devout hinge]

a guy was spamming "i hate nword"

[fierce umbra]

only problem i have is my memory

[opal sundial]

what’s weird is that he was normal a few messages ago

[worn heron]

Sorry me and McWonder were talking in private so I didn't see the notif

[devout hinge]

@inland spindle are you schizophrenic mate

[worn heron]

Bad mod point earned

[opal sundial]

having a social life, I can’t believe it

[soft osprey]

Do you really have to ask lol

[jolly gorge]

nah you smoka da weed that gives you infinite good mod points

[idle crane]

i was already dealing with it my discord was just glitching

[opal sundial]

wdym

[fierce umbra]

let me try turning off discord and see if it fixes the lag

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/tchau-gif-24130650

[devout hinge]

tha fucking dope rider

[worn heron]

cast your tomatoes

[jolly gorge]

i approve

im SO GOO
D

[devout hinge]

this guy is a certified macer

[jolly gorge]

i am the best😎

[lost raptor]

gonna have to change your name here soon

[opal sundial]

@fierce umbra fixed?

[covert python]

yo

[jolly gorge]

@lost raptorhows that?

[fierce umbra]

i had 75% memory, turned discord off and had 40% but it still played like im on 30-40 fps

[fierce umbra]

no its still laggy even while task manager says everything is normal

[covert python]

when they gonna add back blood and stuff

[lost raptor]

Oh that’s the stuff

[covert python]

it was a fun part of the demo

[soft osprey]

Cursed

[fast bramble]

How much RAM in total?

[coral mason]

if i die my game crash pls help

[devout hinge]

gyatters

[steady sage]

Bloods banned

[jolly gorge]

#faq

[opal sundial]

what are your specs my guy.

[covert python]

ohh

[soft osprey]

-dx11 in launch options under properties of half sword in your game library

[opal sundial]

rubber no double teaming

[covert python]

ok thanks and when does that tokyo thing end

[coral mason]

how do i skip tutrail

[soft osprey]

There is no tutrail

[coral mason]

huh

[fast bramble]

I will team the double if I like

[fierce umbra]

all i can say is 8 ram

[soft osprey]

You’re playing the demo?

[jolly gorge]

yall i think hes dead

[opal sundial]

Ah 8 gigs. That may be the problem

[fierce umbra]

well i guess it does say 5% is being used 😭

[amber whale]

how much fps do you get?

[covert python]

tokyo game show is in like more than a month

[opal sundial]

But I’d still like to know what you’re working with (gpu, cpu, type of ram) because it seems like you might have a bottlenecking problem

[covert python]

dang

[fast bramble]

Smashed his temple right in

[soft osprey]

If you’re looking a dark abyss that’s the demo, plays like an endless rogue lite game. If you’re in the play test and crashing, do the -dx11 thing I said as it seems to fix most crashes

[fierce umbra]

do i actually need to type it all out

[jolly gorge]

then shoulder bumped his noggin

[fierce umbra]

lemme tell u in dms

[opal sundial]

aight

[devout hinge]

it aint that long

real gamers know their pc

[opal sundial]

I can probably recite my specs from memory lol

[brazen cloak]

a little bit off the top

[devout hinge]

probably? if you aint knowing everything by hand you aint a real gamer

[brazen cloak]

welp not a real gamer

[opal sundial]

I dunno man I might make a mistake or sum

[gilded frigate]

Damn he told you

[fierce umbra]

sent u in dms

[marsh jay]

is the playtest multiplayer? i kinda just assumed it was but idk for sure

[gilded frigate]

I'm real sick of fake fucking poser gamers

[covert python]

its not multiplayer lol

[gilded frigate]

Been saying that

[brazen cloak]

no brody its not

cody rather

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-king-k-rool-super-smash-bros-smash-ultimate-donkey-kong-gif-4494347616410645741

[covert python]

You think real players wouldnt be swinging around the sword everywhere

[devout hinge]

people can suck at games

[covert python]

no im saying that the bots arent doing that

their hits are too accurate

[opal sundial]

Uhh lemme recite my specs, 4060 (laptop version), i9-13980HX, 16 gigs of DDR5 ram at 4800 megahertz, SODIMM

[opal sundial]

(yes it’s a laptop, fuck off)

[devout hinge]

there are some accurate guys out there

[covert python]

Well

[coral mason]

learn me pls

[covert python]

99% of the people just swing the sword around hoping they hit the target

[devout hinge]

rtx 2060 6gb, ryzen 5 7600, 16gb ddr5 6000mhz and no idea what that sodimm means

[coral mason]

i dont know how

[opal sundial]

not a real gamer. Can’t recite the port type of his ram

[devout hinge]

who the fuck cares what type of ram part you have

[covert python]

The big stick with a bunch of spikes is too good

You just one hit every enemy

[potent hearth]

do yall prefer the demo or the playtest

[jolly gorge]

me

[devout hinge]

playtest fr

[jolly gorge]

playtest ofc

[covert python]

Playtest but demo is more fun because of the blood

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-sounded-like-tuco-from-breaking-bad-tuco-get-out-tuco-breaking-bad-gus1897-tuco-car-meet-gif-1251097212852856054

[covert python]

ay man

like when you hit a target here its nothing

[opal sundial]

Well, for laptops, if you don’t have SODIMM, your ram is most likely soldered on, and therefore not replaceable

[covert python]

yeah they will add it back I saw

[jolly gorge]

you play for the gore
i play for the medieval combat...

we are not the same

[devout hinge]

massive skill issue i bet someone made usb ram for laptops

[covert python]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

You know what I play for both

[jolly gorge]

thats kinda ironic feller

[opal sundial]

The problem with that is that the ram is super slow (i think, I vaguely remember reading something about something similar to this)

[jolly gorge]

these newgens have no respect for the throat goat of halfsword

[covert python]

I dont play for gore it just makes it have more essence

You know what I mean

[wise ferry]

cornball never say ts again☠️

[jolly gorge]

mad because i hold the title of throat goat

[covert python]

Like you could one hit enemy and boom

[wise ferry]

dear god

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitan-nokotan-noko-deer-heaven-gif-3051815258615009393

deer god

[devout hinge]

chat shut up im HUNGRY

[frozen carbon]

My bad brother.

[covert python]

holy nerdge

[wise ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/noko-kanoko-anime-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-1127032685120984755

[wet hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-hop-on-half-sword-gif-50236232468556343

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083351786305359912/1260559396417699850/caption.gif

[jolly gorge]

peak

[covert python]

I get why they dont have it rn

[wise ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/gizmin-matar-o-gizmin-osaka-azumanga-daioh-ayumu-kasuga-gif-1008139001904502191

[jolly gorge]

cashapp me 10 dollars man

[jolly gorge]

Try food

[wise ferry]

i have a gore cfg for 20 usd

[wet hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846136143124365332/982427583956254731/8CF6E205-181E-4CC3-8F7E-7F24F4B219DC.gif

[covert python]

lol

[jolly gorge]

i have gore for 15 dollars

[wise ferry]

mines on sale for 10

[covert python]

Im not a person that likes gore bro its just a game

[jolly gorge]

actually 5

[covert python]

It was fun

[devout hinge]

i sell my own blood

[jolly gorge]

give me your money

[wise ferry]

new coupon for 90% off

[wet hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860980764976218134/1070056741494063244/dreamynerd.gif

[devout hinge]

the bot just activated his fucking sharingan and knocked me the fuck out

[wise ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-13410971448429384431

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-fishtank-gif-10292001164288932113

[wet hearth]

gmail

[jolly gorge]

racist dog

[wet hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1209489326191157330/1221307076547055666/IMG_7215.gif

[wise ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-technique-infinity-backshots-gif-13403954029882415102

ong u stole that from me

[jolly gorge]

maybee

its over

[tender quest]

go to general if you wanna meme about

[wet hearth]

who is deleting my bo sinn

[jolly gorge]

mb militus 🙏

[wise ferry]

who are you

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[jolly gorge]

mod

[idle crane]

Also dont post that gun image its gross

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/king-gif-6550631183674623888

[wise ferry]

ion give a FUCK😭 🙏

[opal sundial]

militus would you rather have one dollar or two dollars

[wet hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-gif-18242678

[jolly gorge]

😭

[wise ferry]

real pic of militus

actually any mod

[arctic plank]

im so good at this game

[harsh pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1119466253703200859/togif-1-3.gif

[coral mason]

help

[jolly gorge]

yeah instead of restarting just close the game through steam

im assuming you were trying to restart

[coral mason]

oke

[wet hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-rompompom-sigma-smile-gif-8685942127832931645

[coral mason]

yes

[jolly gorge]

yeah in that case id rather just close through steam and reopen the game

[obtuse timber]

what u think

[wet hearth]

when is bo sinn being added to half sword?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-kitten-discord-mod-angered-table-smash-gif-25034398

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/rompompom-bo-sinn-damien-soup-damiensoup-bosinn-gif-174572711575587414

[coral mason]

but can it get fixed because some guys said something with DX11

[jolly gorge]

pretty sure thats only related to the playtest

[coral mason]

ooo oke

[hushed agate]

I would have posted a gif but I'd get warned lol

[pearl nova]

can you play with frends

[arctic plank]

what even iis dx11

[tender quest]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 go and post here

[jolly gorge]

no

[coral mason]

idk

[pearl nova]

the should add that

[hushed agate]

Can't

[jolly gorge]

there is a splitscreen mod for the demo though

[obtuse timber]

me and my gf

[hushed agate]

I feel lonely.

[lost raptor]

it is beter to be happy and alone than in a bad situation 🙂

[obtuse timber]

here is how I propose

[wet hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-7-days-free-rompompom-yan-devo-oudap-gif-16845089285333545992

[swift cloak]

how i get access to mp?

[obtuse timber]

here after night

[swift cloak]

bru how

[jolly gorge]

there is no mp

[swift cloak]

wait

[wet hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-gif-13817152845670713467

[jolly gorge]

the mods are gonna beam you with that name man

[rough grotto]

am i dead?

[devout hinge]

can you schizoids not be schizoids

[obtuse timber]

here she is playing all day long

[devout hinge]

youre just bricked up

[jolly gorge]

schizoid or schizo

[rough grotto]

i pulled it out and i am fine 😭

[devout hinge]

both

[wise ferry]

goated username

[swift cloak]

do yk a way i can get approved for playtest?

[jolly gorge]

because schizoids are people who want to be alone

[wise ferry]

yeah cashapp me 20$

[opal sundial]

yeah. wait

[opal sundial]

you'll usually get approved within 1-12 hours

[swift cloak]

alr

thanks

[lost raptor]

shoutout all my homies in #1272826340089004164

[jolly gorge]

erm! thats a spade actually 🤓☝️

[arctic plank]

did i cook?

[wide ginkgo]

this game is awsome! it was the best physicsQ

[crude plume]

i could be stupid but how do i play pvp?

[jolly gorge]

you cant

[crude plume]

i see

thanks

[wide ginkgo]

what engine was this game built on?

[jolly gorge]

unreal

[arctic plank]

not sure but i think it was unreal engine

[wide ginkgo]

ohh

[lime sluice]

Any way to get better at fighting in halfword?

[opal sundial]

half sword is not half swording

[jolly gorge]

be like me

[raven solar]

git gud buddy

[frank pier]

fight willie more

[crude plume]

is that elon musk...

[opal sundial]

just practice, pretty much all there is to it

[jolly gorge]

its joe rogan

[opal sundial]

no thats willie (hes better than elon)

[crude plume]

same person

[rough grotto]

do you guys still update the abyss?

[devout hinge]

Abyss will probably get removed and replaced by the 4.0 playtest version

[rough grotto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[opal sundial]

4.0

[arctic plank]

i am fighting a dude i blocked his mace he said blimey but got cut off by my sword hilt slapping him across his jaw

[jolly gorge]

the game as a whole will be better

[feral merlin]

Stop renting ladies at the tavern and start grinding the arenas

[devout hinge]

I saw Franky talk about getting the demo black arena thing in the playtest so I wouldn't worry too much about stuff

[rough grotto]

Ik, but abyss will always be specail to me

[river wigeon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/881706818798223470/gay_porn.gif

[jolly gorge]

do this ofc

[devout hinge]

4.0 or 0.4 whateva

[jolly gorge]

😭

why no blood in the playtest game is not fun anymore

[jolly gorge]

L

issue, of the skill variety

[river wigeon]

@jolly gorge be my pookie

[jolly gorge]

no

[river wigeon]

:c

[jolly gorge]

how do you toggle the blood then

[jolly gorge]

you dont

[river wigeon]

i am sadge

[jolly gorge]

#faq

[river wigeon]

there is no blood yet

[jolly gorge]

there are many other gore games you can play

[arctic plank]

i did not know you could pop off peoples helmet

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-are-you-talking-about-rubbish-mad-nonsense-gif-17593853

[clear forge]

trying to do some islam makachev stuff

wrestling should be added to this game

[arctic plank]

i had my sword behind his head then i thought hey lets hold it along the blade so i can put him in a headlock. As soon as the sword connected his helmet popped off and he died, i think if gore was enabled his skull wouldve exploded

[jolly gorge]

its a bug

[opal sundial]

ive slit peoples throats using that same headlock before lol

[clear forge]

trying to break his arm off

[arctic plank]

this kinda looks like

[indigo moss]

What does the body density setting do?

[clear forge]

this does

[indigo moss]

What does the body density setting do?

[clear forge]

i think it has to do with either the bones

or js how easy it is to slice through the body??

whether i turn it up or down i dont feel a difference

[jolly nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946530697781317713/1065632815569457202/real.gif

[clear forge]

some type of headlock now

[clear forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rest-chill-gif-24457435

[arctic plank]

snapped another head

i think im getting into this photography stuff

[river wigeon]

he came with 2 swords

[arctic plank]

this mf somehow survived that shit

[clear forge]

2 for 1

[deep shale]

when you hit them and they stop moving
and then they start moving again 😱

[river wigeon]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iujXYtbqD1hpV2eWc/d1337LVgVfFl?invite=cr-MSx5cDksMjEyNzY2ODU1LA

[covert python]

They should really make an option to "continue" when you die

cause you have to go back and search for the weapon you want

[river wigeon]

i mean your warrior is dead

[arctic plank]

i think i gave a guy a concussion he just keeps tripping over himself

[clear forge]

ARM BARRR

[arctic plank]

this man literally stumbles around like you would do in your dreams

[clear forge]

well a shit one

[glacial osprey]

how long do u gotta wait for the early access