halfsword-chat-⚔

[jovial vortex]

dangg my friend got it right away ive been waiting

[thorny canyon]

this is why I like polearms so much, as far as I know, they don't have autoblock

[chilly moth]

Ya

[north shell]

most sane hs player

[chilly moth]

If you miss a block, it's on you when using polearms

[near lichen]

but see fundamentally and mechanics wise it is autoblock cause you dont do anything to block or parry, when i say its automatic it does it for you already. manual blocking isnt to make it easier but to give you more control in combat

[sage iris]

cant press e or q on demo trainer anybody know about that

[wintry cradle]

fr

[quiet gulch]

god gives his silliest weapons to his silliest soldiers:

[sick aurora]

since i used the split screen mod i cant normally use Q and E to pick things up when no pads are plugged in and im on singleplayer. any ideas boys?

[chilly moth]

NOOOOOO I LOST THE KNIGHT CHARACTER I WAS USING FOR DAYS BECAUSE I MISTIMED MY ALT TAB AND CLICKED SOME OTHER PLEB

[fierce umbra]

"buffoon!" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1272653525154922506/Moments-Desktop-clip-from-Aug-12-2024.mp4?ex=66bbc275&is=66ba70f5&hm=2d371ed7543a05548c8f6bf80f6ec00f460d7060f35d8b50518920938648d632&

[bold latch]

quick question, what is this weapon called?

[chilly moth]

In the end, he never died to the enemy but rather, got replaced on accident.

fuck me

[fierce umbra]

skill gap.....

[oblique flint]

The doohickey

[chilly moth]

billhook

[bold latch]

I thought billhook too, but it's kinda small innit?

[oblique flint]

Doohickey, alternatively referred to as a thingamajig in other sources. It's not a billhook

[chilly moth]

baby bill

[fierce umbra]

are you british

[sick aurora]

anyone?

[loud river]

I fuckin fell onto the spikes

[thorny canyon]

I'm not topping this one, goddamn did it feel crisp tho. https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/isDTjybPNcu94o95v/d13370L5gGsK?invite=cr-MSxxb1UsMjU4MTgxMzM2LA

[scenic dune]

your character is not mentality stable

[weak crescent]

I feel like this weapon is PEAK

[loud river]

We don't endorse the mod, and sorting out issues with it is on you and the community. Sorry friend.

[sick aurora]

no problem, thats fair enough

[bold latch]

[frank scarab]

should've saved you're character before it was too late boy.

[soft osprey]

At least you weren’t the one holding it and THEN fell on it

[weak crescent]

This is a good emoji

[fierce umbra]

how do you even save willies

[wintry cradle]

I'm beginning to think I have mental problems

[oblique flint]

save them. rescue them. from this endless torment

[weak crescent]

Broke his whole spinal column

[loud river]

EUGHHH that crunch

[weak crescent]

I think I broke all the bones he had

[near lichen]

see what makes half sword better is you can defend manually with the half sword defense, something exanima needs. but Franky probably saw what was needed from there and put it in his game instead, very smart move btw. with half sword, i can use the half sword defense to block attacks and parry, i dont need to wait for an autoblock and then swing

[loud river]

I got a crunchy clip too hold up

[weak crescent]

So you hold the attack in exanima and you dont block, simple

[loud river]

broke every bone in his arm

[fierce umbra]

i feel so great when i hit a crispy block

[near lichen]

For Honor does have autoblock though, part of the reason why i chose chivalry 2 over that is For Honor protects you from strikes from behind

[chilly moth]

I gotta say, after using the poleaxe for so long, these other polearms feel a bit off

I prefer them over a sword though so that hasn't changed

[weak crescent]

I just love how fast willie reacts to it, he just pulls dagger in rage

[near lichen]

yeah i prefer manual blocking thats more dynamic i like control in combat esp in a physics based one

[loud river]

For real, I thought both his arms were broken, so when he drew that dagger I wasn't ready

[fierce umbra]

im confident that i wont die icl....

[loud river]

I think the biggest issue is that blocking in a physics based game is just that, physics based

It will never be consistent, and can always fail on one level or another

[sudden kayak]

why when i play im just in a black room

[loud river]

There are three distinct versions of Halfsword, and all three of them play uniquely. The two places to find them:

Historical version: https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

• This one is older and is worth a try for a change of scenery as well as a look at how the game has progressed from this point.

Steam demo/Playtest: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

• In the attached picture of the store page, there are two buttons underneath the showcase section that i would like to refer to.
  Button 1 is for the demo, and button 2 is for signing up for the playtest. If yours looks like the picture and you want to try the playtest, click button number 2. You will get a notification on steam, as well as an email, once you are accepted.

p.s. please look here if you cant find the answers u are looking for #faq

[snow leaf]

I got a verification for the playtest and it only lets me play the demo even after I choose to play the playtest

[sudden kayak]

thank you

[fierce umbra]

the playtest is a whole diff game check your library

[loud river]

Delete the old demo

download the Playtest again

[sudden kayak]

so i requested the play test does everyone get that?

[sick aurora]

yeah, eventually. only took me an hour

[near lichen]

i understand physics based might not be as consistent as most interactions will always be different and thats the fun in that but what i was talking about like fundamentally being able to manually block. like in the clip i just posted sometimes you miss a spot and the attack can bleed through your guard, that's normal but i just want the option to be able to control my blocks manually

[radiant mango]

Skewered that mf

[soft osprey]

Took me 5 hours. Some get it instantly

[north shell]

holy i think i just got mine

[thorny perch]

the spinner

[jolly gorge]

i just got mine in like 10 mins

[thorny perch]

oh no way its the roku tv remote

[fierce umbra]

possessed willie

[soft osprey]

That’s right, the best of the best in tv’s, streaming service providers, and home entertainment in general!

[fierce umbra]

roku more like goku..

[sleek quartz]

Gore been added yet?

[fierce umbra]

dudes left hand is extra buff

[jolly gorge]

How do you get armor

[sleek quartz]

I was told it was being added back today

[tender quest]

by who?

[fierce umbra]

who told u that

[shy aurora]

how do i try to join the play test

[frank scarab]

then you are being lied to. TELL ME WHO SAID THAT

[sleek quartz]

Ion rember I think it was a staff

[weak crescent]

It wont be anytimee soon

[tender quest]

doesnt narrow it down

[jolly gorge]

OB thanks bro

[weak crescent]

Take the time to learn the mechanics

[red moth]

willie launches himself out of the ring cause hes too scared. (also this was my first game today)

[fierce umbra]

woah

[loud river]

No staff member would have told you that gore was coming back today. It was probably one of the many trolls who like to make our lives living hell.

[loud river]

mmmmm

man I want m'gore back

[weak crescent]

When gore comes I will be painting for suree

[fierce umbra]

how does that work

[thorny perch]

make it have a bright yellow aura around it

[sleek quartz]

yea it was a troll😭

[jolly gorge]

how you get so good

[thorny perch]

i wouldve said that

[weak crescent]

I'm humbled, I practice a lot, like many others

[jolly gorge]

bro I can barely win a fist fight with no tiers on

[loud river]

I can't even win fist fights, those are harder than using weapons.

[weak crescent]

Everyone starts somewhere, focus on what the enemy is doing, but tbf I have years of combat sport games/history on technique

[fierce umbra]

i just destroyed this guys neck using my handle

[little verge]

Good day Half Sword Discord what is good?

[loud river]

Wonder!

[fierce umbra]

everything is good

[loud river]

Afternoon friend

[soft osprey]

Just kill the trolls

[red moth]

i just had some summer sausage, that was pretty good

[fierce umbra]

its nearly 12 am for me 💔 im sleepy

[loud river]

considered it

[weak crescent]

Afternoon Your Goldeness

[soft osprey]

But let me get out first. I’d like to live

[thorny canyon]

managed to hit the orochi deflect in first person, so disorienting tho https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/isEfSnrj5CMj9KZpC/d1337UbmIXLm?invite=cr-MSx3V2EsMjU4MTgxMzM2LA

[frank scarab]

me when i fucking get that guy

[loud river]

Oh hey Plasmadic, we've been getting good use out of your post!

[little verge]

for everyone we strike down 3 more come to take their place. God is it good to be trending.

[loud river]

Thanks for it!

[soft osprey]

Hello handsome

[red moth]

really?! 👉👈 thanks for caring about it my dude

[little verge]

Hey there sweet pea.

[soft osprey]

It’s a dilemma frfr

[little verge]

Honestly it makes my job of expanding the community really easy.

[red moth]

ill start livestreaming the game for u dont worry

[loud river]

Roku, Roku TV sexually harassed me 😭

[red moth]

itll net like 4 more fans maybe

[little verge]

Be sure to drop a link when you do!

[little verge]

We love all conent creators big and small!

[fierce umbra]

how did i survive this...

[loud river]

You want the creator role?

[weak crescent]

I will continue to put out dank montages for you Sir McWonderBeast

[soft osprey]

Why didn’t you turn it off? 😤 every Roku comes with a beautifully designed power button

[red moth]

screw it lemme set it up right now, is twitch or youtube better lmao

[hushed gale]

Can I qualify if I net 1 viewer?

[loud river]

I told him he was a naughty naughty boy

That seemed to work

[little verge]

That is a brutal stab to survive!

[soft osprey]

Odd that normally turns my Roku on

[loud river]

As long as you got some Half Sword youtube vids!

[little verge]

Dual cast.

[fierce umbra]

im freezing 🥶

[soft osprey]

I’ll be your second viewer

[tough yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ802BjKb-4&t=55s will it be as danky as this!

[weak crescent]

No way close

[soft osprey]

How can so much talent fit in one small video

[loud river]

Fencer is how

[snow leaf]

I uninstalled the demo and the playtest, reinstalled them, and I can still only play the demo

[tough yew]

its such a stupid video that I made while I was collecting clips for half sword

[tough yew]

what is your issue?

[soft osprey]

Are you sure you’re not pressing “demo” lol

[snow leaf]

im positive

[weak crescent]

This is what its made for, meme videos like this will pop up 20yrs from now and break peoples sides

[soft osprey]

Video record it

[valid cove]

so when i right click, it changes grip. but only sometimes. surely it'd be better if it was consistent rather than only doing it about 40% of the time

[tough yew]

just click on the one thats titled half sword play test

[loud river]

just install the Playtest,

Not the demo

[snow leaf]

thats whats installed

[soft osprey]

Genuinely maybe if you record showing the problem would be easier

[tough yew]

gotta make a sequel whenever they add more juicy content for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTDgmrttiIg this was the last shitpost I made

[little verge]

What happens when you try to run it?

[loud river]

Issue of the physics sadly, it'll be fixed eventually, along with all the other issues lol

[weak crescent]

I plan to make vids up until release and beyond

[celest token]

Can you play against friends?

[soft osprey]

Only Willie. But Willie is everyone’s friend

[little verge]

You cannot.

[fierce umbra]

wilie fo life

[hushed gale]

I’ll be the first to beat the game with fist only

[tough yew]

Im gonna make a fashionama video whenever they add proper customization

[celest token]

Alright thanks

[loud river]

THAT IS THE PLAYTEST

[fierce umbra]

thats literally the playtest gang

[little verge]

Seems fine to me?

[loud river]

What's the issue?

[snow leaf]

I thought it had a different screen?

[tough yew]

hehehe, yea that's the play test lol

[fierce umbra]

he thinks thats the demo

[tough yew]

na

[vast current]

no thats the playtest the demo is abyss

[soft osprey]

Ah because it says play demo right

[tough yew]

the play test has the game seer logo therefore its the latest'

[little verge]

No that is the playtest.

[jovial vortex]

it says play demo but it means playtest

[snow leaf]

whoops my bad lol

[weak crescent]

Also @loud river i realized we aint pals on discord, sent a fr

[loud river]

Oh man if they do even half of what the Cheat Engine shit can do, I'll be in heaven

[little verge]

No worries man you know where the class tiers are yeah?

[tough yew]

half sword's customization is gonna be superior, straight out

[vast current]

the black armour is sick in playtest

[red moth]

so does anyone know how to dual cast on obs 👉👈

[tender quest]

and he recorded himself pressing the disclaimer button >:)

[snow leaf]

I do lol

[soft osprey]

I can’t imagine nobody has said it yet but there is no blood or gore in the play test. Before you ask. Just in case.

[little verge]

It is actually blued armor, but I agree it is the best looking so far.

[tough yew]

here's a cool thing that they'll be adding for the system, a system called "arming points"

[little verge]

Damn I don't get to use the meme!

[loud river]

NO SHOT FOR REAL?

ACTUAL SIMULATED ARMING POINTS?

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-come-gif-22105215

[soft osprey]

[tough yew]

yea or something like that if I'm not misremembering

[weak crescent]

Remind me what they are? The straps that tie the harneess?

[vast current]

i have a shader on cant tell

[loud river]

Basically yeah, the little ties you use to attach armor to your arming doublet and hosen

[weak crescent]

Bro if I can cut someones shit off

[tough yew]

what it is is like a thing that makes you required to wear an arming doublet and hosen to be able to wear the armor in the first place

[devout hinge]

what does that mean exactly

[weak crescent]

[loud river]

.

[weary rose]

i'm trying out all of those nice tricks posted in the swordsman guild but now i just keep ramming my own sword in me lmao

[vast current]

whys ur fov so high 💀

[loud river]

Dude the dungeon requireing you to have proper underarmor now is just peak

or even the arena

less of an instant jump

[tender quest]

I like it that way, so i can watch my footing

[tough yew]

yeah and it will also lessen some of the garbage fits that people will somehow make

[loud river]

LMFAO

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-damn-cate-got-the-got-damn-scoobert-gear-under-the-wata-got-damn-scooba-cat-swimming-gif-23022815

[spring minnow]

WTF HE JUST FLEW AWAY

[stuck hearth]

How long does it normally take to get accepted to the playtest?

[honest urchin]

how

[little verge]

Sheathes someimtes send them to space.

[little verge]

Never more then 12hrs.

[low glacier]

sigma

[frank scarab]

15 mins - 28 hours

[vital egret]

i look away for one second to change the song

[loud river]

why 28?

[spring minnow]

This was a combination of him dropping his weapon and trying to unsheathe the dagger I'm guessing

[stone pendant]

Hey i’m having the BIs App blocked warning pop up any help???

[vast current]

goofy ahh songs

[vital egret]

can tell your an XQC fan

[frank scarab]

[vast current]

opposite, as i said earlier

[loud river]

Dayum messed him tf up

[sleek quartz]

nut shot

[vital egret]

right who he think he is runnin up on me

[fierce umbra]

do i give him mercy

[hallow tree]

nah

[soft osprey]

He wouldn’t give you any

[vital egret]

you are full swing lmao

[hallow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/water-slide-dog-hit-fail-kalpam-gif-11885035

[loud river]

Medieval John Wick fr

[fierce umbra]

1-3 is crazy, its settled then

[frank scarab]

maybe it would take a few more hours thous 28.

[vast current]

old screenshot but should i give him mercy

[little verge]

Is this an antivirus software?

[fierce umbra]

stabbed him him 4 times in the head but he will be fine

[vast current]

hell be fine he just needs a bandaid

[fierce umbra]

yeah

[hallow tree]

give him some aloe vera problem solved

[sleek quartz]

blocking

[tough yew]

well I mean its true and is something that I like because it will actually give this game a serious tone instead of seeing some guy wearing a full harness without even the core parts that connect the armor on the first place! [the arming doublet and hosen.]

[soft osprey]

Nono if he feels pain somewhere just hurt him somewhere else so he will focus on that instead

[vast current]

forgot about that method

[loud river]

Absolutely

We're gonna get the drippiest era of Exanima to date

And the practice arena might actually get an update for once

[hallow tree]

last night i gave my cat shrimp and now he loves me

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-begging-snack-plead-kitty-gif-17000136

[tough yew]

ya mean half sword? cus I was talking about that haha

[weak crescent]

I cant wait for new exanima, this game and that plus so many other good updates for CCs

[loud river]

Wait what?

shit

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-missile-gif-1164137826700611193

[hallow tree]

i dont wanna let the boy down but i cant get into a habit of feeding him 1 whole shrimp every dinner time

[tough yew]

i love this mode, too bad my computer can't run it anymore haha

[loud river]

ah makes sense

[tough yew]

half sword games can you give me a new computer

[weak crescent]

I feel like mine struggles but footage is usable

[loud river]

fr

[vast current]

people think the game will be 40 bucks and they think thats realistic 💀 thoughts?

[loud river]

I need one for my moderation duties

[hallow tree]

in todays market? yes.

[tender quest]

the clips i could make if i had a beast rig, sheeeeeesh

[weak crescent]

Yeah can I get a new pc aas well

[desert pilot]

TO PLAY PROPERLY DOES THE DEV NEED TO ACCEPT ME?

[tough yew]

hehehehe

[vast current]

not even close... not for a non triple a game with millions of people hyped

[frank scarab]

loving the exanima playtest!!!

[loud river]

Game Seer, give us investment doubloons for PC upgrades 🙏

[fierce umbra]

i think he coughed a little

[tough yew]

yes, you just request the play test and wait 😁

[hallow tree]

this game is worth more than most triple a games

[vast current]

just stream onto my pc and make clips 😭

[weak crescent]

I think halfsword should be monthly subscription of $10

[desert pilot]

Alr thx i jus sent it now

[soft osprey]

Absolutely $40 sounds right

[vast current]

weekly, and it should cost a dollar to start a match

[tough yew]

well maybe for the full release

[loud river]

Yeah

[tough yew]

since it'll be packed with a lot of content

[weak crescent]

You earn in game currency to buy farming tool upgrades, but real money for actual armor and weapons

[tough yew]

sounds a lot more fair other than manor lords being 30 bucks or somethin like that with most things missing

[idle crane]

Remember price isnt decided yet so any pricing is just speculation at this time

[vast current]

it doesnt sound right and im 100% sure devs will not make it 40 bucks, itll be the biggest mistake they make, 25 is fair and weve seen that this works based on bodycam, huge success and even people thought 30 was a little steep.

[weak crescent]

BRUH MY HATRED FOR ML KNOWS NO BOUNDS

[craggy ore]

$20 microtransactions for armor pieces as well

[fierce umbra]

i swear if the game will cost 40 bucks upon full release im actually gonna pirate it

[hallow tree]

piracy is a victimless crime

[vast current]

you will lose 80% of the playerbase if its 40 bucks and pirating will be absolutely rampant

[tough yew]

it has potential but damn the price isnt all that worth it

[fierce umbra]

not in my country

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/owlkitty-pirates-pirates-of-the-caribbean-jack-sparrow-captain-jack-sparrow-gif-26780511

[weak crescent]

Bro NO LIVESTOCK, the game is empty

[tough yew]

well heres the thing, the game is gonna come out as EA as first

[unreal vale]

rip bros neck

[tough yew]

so the price is gonna be cheap for now

[hallow tree]

put it on a usb change your identity shave your head and get a one way trip to antigua

[tough yew]

maybe idk

[vast current]

on everyones soul we aint paying 40 bucks 😭 🙏

[stiff belfry]

dude, piracy isn’t supposed to be an easy way to get out of paying for a service, it’s just lame

[weak crescent]

I hate its 90s themed gameplay loop, I wanted realism for ONCE, back to Ostriv

[clear violet]

id pay 40 bucks easy

[fierce umbra]

🙏

[tender quest]

£20 per weapon pack, £20 per armour pack dlc's, map bundles etc

[vast current]

60 for each

[tender quest]

NOT

[tough yew]

a lot of varying opinions

[weak crescent]

Yall are cheap bastards, $40 forever, yet you buy dinner for that twice a week probably

[loud river]

Dude Manor Lords has my entire ire

[hallow tree]

minimum wage

[tough yew]

nah nah I can legit see where they're coming from

[vast current]

its not being cheap its more such 20% of people will buy it and 80% will be GONE and the hype doesnt just come back to games like this

[stiff belfry]

or just $20

[weak crescent]

I work overnight minimum wage at gas station hell and STILL know they deserve it

[stiff belfry]

it’s a single player game with local multiplayer only paying anything over $30 is highway robbery

[vast current]

bodycam is one of the most realistic games thats come out and its so well made, 26 bucks and made millions in sales, people said " i wouldnt have bought it if it was any more money "

[hallow tree]

"7 bucks? we were hardly here!"

[harsh kettle]

ı really want to play this game with my friends how can i get playtest version

[weak crescent]

My brothers in Christ, its going to be a whole ass medieval simulator, not just "duels"

[harsh kettle]

and how i can play with my friends

[fierce umbra]

this left hook saved my willies life

[vast current]

doesnt matter, theyll get a tiny amount of sales if its 40 bucks and itll be so sad to see them ruin such a good playerbase

[soft osprey]

No multiplayer

[unreal vale]

i already splashed out on space marines 2 that game is like 4 billion dollars

[loud river]

They dropped Manor Lords into Early Access with ZERO 3-6 month post launch updates or content plans. That's the freakin WORST thing you can do for an Early Access release with that level of Steam-breaking hype.

[clear violet]

i put 3 hours into the demo and an hour into the playtest today, id gladly pay the devs for their time, especially as its gets better

[weak crescent]

If $40 breaks someone theyre bad at budget, this isnt some indie shit project "1 Chapter boomer fps", its a unique experience

[soft osprey]

A lot of games are running $60-$70. $40 for years and years of work sounds reasonable

[vast current]

my brother bought edf6 for like 50 bucks and no one else bought it, edf5 sold hundreds of thousands more

[tough yew]

yea but the thing is that game is not only dog shit but the people behind it are quite questionable too as they were shady when galaxy [the special effects guy for half sword] was given a pretty weird ass contract that I believe wasn't even written by a human

[weak crescent]

Yep, lost all my faith

[devout hinge]

isnt manor lords doing actually pretty good

[tender quest]

should release multiple versions of the game to reflect the amount they pay for it, PEASANT tier, all the way up to Knight tier XD

[vast current]

game is good and getting better daily, theyre starting to pay their team crazy wages too

[loud river]

Oh don't worry ML will be good in 2 years time, when they FINALLY FINISH THE GAME, and modders can make it into the thing we actually wanted.

[weak crescent]

As someone who makes content on city builders, Manor is hyped midtier shit rn

[vast current]

i dont care how much it costs, if i can pump nearly 5k into a pc i can afford a game but youll lose a heavy amount of the playerbase which i would hate to see.

[weak crescent]

Songs of Syx is still king

[loud river]

Bodycam is shit, asset flip scam game made to rob hype from Unrecord.

[soft osprey]

Manor lords was hyped as the next total war killer. People were hyped for years. It definitely disappointed a lot of people

[loud river]

It shouldn't have been

[weak crescent]

Manor Lords is like all the worst parts of 90s games with best of modern

[vast current]

its more an experimental game, gun game in it is fun and the backrooms map is fun too,its a decent game to play with friends

[boreal path]

@soft osprey

oh thank god

[tough yew]

it barely plays like total war tho

[devout hinge]

mfw i thought bodycam was unrecord

[tough yew]

whatt

[weak crescent]

Limited resources, forced progression, trees for progress

[boreal path]

DID THE WOKER GET BANNED

[dusk mist]

i'm ready to pay $30+ for half sword, that is all

[soft osprey]

Yes Sam I am here for you

[plush rune]

can i pla like in the videos i keep seeing online

[loud river]

I knew ML was going in the shitter when the dev came out shortly before the launch and tried to backtrack on the whole "TW Killer" narritive they capitlized on for years. Total bullshit.

[boreal path]

sorry after the recent deaths of some wildcard veteran members i was checking in on you

[vast current]

90% of people are not, i am but people in here majority of them cant justify it. if it is released cheaper theyll make a lot more money than if it was 40 bucks

[tough yew]

absolutely, you have to request it on steam to obtain access but youd need to wait a little

[sleek quartz]

u love when his sword gose in his head?

[vital egret]

back to basics

[weak crescent]

Yep, he commited the No Man Sky sin, also you know Songs of Syx?

[plush rune]

in like a 1v1 arena with weapons and armor

[dusk mist]

i'll buy it 5 times in that case

[fierce umbra]

yes

[loud river]

Heard of it, had it reccomended to me a bunch on steam sales.

[vast current]

wont make a difference to the loss of players

[sleek quartz]

backstab

[tough yew]

yee

[scarlet reef]

How do you switch to 1st person?

[vast current]

seen ur content on it lool

[fierce umbra]

im not paying 4k for halfsword im sorry...

[loud river]

V

[weak crescent]

Only 1 steam sale in years, but full game is free on demo Its the best out theree

[loud river]

I'll give it a look see!

[weak crescent]

Jake the Dev of Syx is like S Tier dev

[soft osprey]

Appreciate you brother, I am a born again Roku now. I promised to be on my best behavior last week after a scuffle 🙏

[dusk mist]

fair, but game make me happy. so i need to give the devs more money so they are equally happy

[vast current]

they wont be happy when they lose majority of players

[boreal path]

ion even remember that

[fierce umbra]

true...

[loud river]

It's kind of like Dwarf Fortress?

[weak crescent]

Ty sums up my feelings, this game gives me a lot so a one time deal of a few bucks is cheap to me

[vast current]

also anyone played overgrowth? the game with the rabbit

[boreal path]

yeah

[dusk mist]

hell yeah

[soft osprey]

Yes

[weak crescent]

no its like its own beast

[vast current]

its a good game for what it is really i enjoyed it alot never gets boring

[soft osprey]

I loved that game when it was being developed way back. Never played the finished version though

[vast current]

theres a TON of mods for it too

[dusk mist]

ya, i'd spend hours in the arena just grinding

[fierce umbra]

lowk who would like katanas ingame, actually curious

[loud river]

I remember watching the super early versions of Overgrowth get played by like Jacksepticeye

2016-17 like

[fierce umbra]

im not a big fan of em

[vast current]

its a gimmicky thing but if they ever add more countries then i think they could develop it well

[dusk mist]

2011, Nerd3 played overgrowth, and my mind was opened

[plush rune]

can i play with my friends in a lobby?

[loud river]

NERD3 HOLY SHIT

[fierce umbra]

no man

[dusk mist]

YES

[loud river]

I fucking loved Nerd3

[weak crescent]

Yep based comment sighted

[boreal path]

it will probably not happen

[fierce umbra]

yeah

[loud river]

Dude his Skate 3 broken bones videos were my SHIT

[weak crescent]

I miss the old youtube ways

[fierce umbra]

gn everyone ❤️

[loud river]

And his GTA IV mod vids

[dusk mist]

i swear that at least half of my vocabulary and a big chunk of my sense of humor is from that brit

[loud river]

Goddamn

[velvet jackal]

I remember watching his octodad playthrough as a child good times

[loud river]

YES

oh man

memories

[dusk mist]

and his ass is still making content to this day lmfao

[weak crescent]

for me it was Sips/northernlion

[loud river]

For real

[spring minnow]

thenerdcubed

[dusk mist]

THE SHIPPING AND RECIEVING

[loud river]

I still go back to his games of the year vids every year

[weak crescent]

For most of us its either this or minimum wage hell

[loud river]

Peak content

[chilly moth]

Imagine getting ignored

Press V

[soft osprey]

Sips from yogscast?

[loud river]

I told him!

[vast current]

its currently 40 degrees c in my room rn

[weak crescent]

Yep

[tough yew]

his videos were the fuckinggg shitt

[scarlet reef]

i wasnt ignored but thank you

[soft osprey]

Ah all this nostalgia

[loud river]

YOU KNOW

You get it

Fuckin his BeamNG vids

[chilly moth]

Fake pysop post

[sleek quartz]

mercy or nah?

[velvet jackal]

nah

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/joaquin-phoenix-gladiator-thumbs-down-gif-13238004

[sleek quartz]

alr bet

[umbral palm]

I can’t wait for blood in the latest

[vast current]

my pc heats my room up like a bitch im running the demo playtest and gta all at once

[idle crane]

I read this wrong and was genuinely upset for a few seconds

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-get-to-work-gif-21630516

[sleek quartz]

he got a lil stuck

[dusk mist]

how often do y'all beat the willies to death after they surrender?

[weak crescent]

A lot

[dusk mist]

that crunch of the mace into a helmet is a very calming

[sleek quartz]

he is currently getting lifted up

[vast current]

mercy y/n

[sleek quartz]

best pic or nah?

[chilly moth]

my fans rn sounds like the half sword ost

[soft osprey]

I never haven’t

[red moth]

👉👈 u guys should totally come watchhttps://www.twitch.tv/absoluteplasmadic
only cause @little verge said so

[vast current]

depends how they acted

[robust vessel]

Fellas I did it

[chilly moth]

What if they add a full willie campaign where you just kill the entirety of France

[thorny canyon]

I swear most of my deaths come from those fucking polearms just surrounded in spikes, they're so insanely lethal 😭

[robust vessel]

I have found the wrost Half sword gameplay ever
https://youtu.be/t2RhzJRULT4?si=gn79l2YjnFC7jFED

[sleek quartz]

bro was turned into a old man

[chilly moth]

Posted that earlier but that statement is still true

[boreal path]

there are no players

[chilly moth]

Imagine still thinking the game has multiplayer

[little verge]

Do you have the playtest already?

[robust vessel]

"Where is the blood!?"
-Him clicking I agree without reading
"That was kind of bullshit"
-Was flaying around his weapons in the air randomly

[weak crescent]

Check my channel for best

[velvet jackal]

never im a lover not a fighter

[chilly moth]

bots?

[chilly moth]

Playtest and not demo?

[boreal path]

does it involve a black void

[chilly moth]

inb4 he has demo

[boreal path]

so you dont have the playtest

[sleek quartz]

then u cant play the 3 play

[soft osprey]

1st Tier-Fist play + Carnage(ffa) + Spoilance(grab a random weapon)

2nd-3rd Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Spoilance

4th-5th Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Small Buhurt(small team fight)

6th-7th Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Small Buhurt + Brave Stand(4 less armed enemies)

[chilly moth]

Request access to playtest

[boreal path]

go get the playtest

#1087768514024181870

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest here. Wait 12 hours or less for access

[jolly gorge]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/isF0lN4aARYTzAkNg/d1337MBimK1C?invite=cr-MSxWMzcsNDY1NjA1NTgs

[chilly moth]

[weak crescent]

Me whenever I see a tuber/streamer play this game without first learning it

[frank scarab]

damn it, i gotta get faster at sending my copypasta

[chilly moth]

the final game will not be free

[boreal path]

its not a copypasta its just an image and a mp3

[chilly moth]

Anyone can access the playtest

[proven zinc]

People in America schools should not play this

[frank scarab]

well, an image guide?

[sleek quartz]

it legit took me 16 mins to get accses

[soft osprey]

Wym? It’s a London simulator with all the swords and knives

[chilly moth]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn-47-garn-car-garn47-gif-17918098241540694989

[proven zinc]

Heheheheheg

[thorny canyon]

why'd he just take that lmao

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[idle crane]

golabek why are you middle finger reacting everyone?

[weak crescent]

XQC and other streamers didnt bother to learn to fight, so they cant swing

[proven zinc]

We shall hang him hehe

[weak crescent]

"Oh look this game is popular" loads it up and gets dookied on "game sucks"

[soft osprey]

Mods ban this man

[boreal path]

you told a different mod you were gonna ban him, too

foolish fool

[chilly moth]

well atleast gol can still get access to the playtest even if they get banned

[supple wren]

Prepare for liftoff!

[weak crescent]

His pfp is gone, hes in shadowrealm now

[proven zinc]

That's me if they add pvp

[jolly gorge]

gołąbek

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/i-took-that-personally-keegan-michael-key-saturday-night-live-personal-sensitive-gif-21648238

[sleek quartz]

Fatal error!

Unhandled Exception: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION reading address 0xffffffffffffffff

0x00007ff6215fedaa VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6204a4894 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6204a4fe0 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff6214c1b9b VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621ae1648 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff62147c941 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621484116 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621c1d024 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621c245ec VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621c2466a VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621c25490 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff621c2d774 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ff623c606c2 VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping.exe!UnknownFunction []
0x00007ffeff867614 KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction []

[chilly moth]

If

[soft osprey]

This man has a fatal error

[jolly gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1181626882224042226/1184590909548023858/ezgif.com-gif-maker2.gif

[proven zinc]

Would they

[sleek quartz]

my shit keep crashing i ment to send a ss

[boreal path]

what do you want us to do about it

Joke.

[little verge]

Local split screen has been tested with some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[chilly moth]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I think a 3

[soft osprey]

Call him a loser

[supple wren]

😭

[idle crane]

this would be better to post here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

undecided

[jolly gorge]

2.23 złoty

[little verge]

To be determined.

[chilly moth]

All the money you make in a month

[sleek quartz]

20 bux

[boreal path]

fourteen rupee

[proven zinc]

If pvp comes my pc goes

[jolly gorge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1181626882224042226/1184590909548023858/ezgif.com-gif-maker2.gif

Aug 12, 2024

watch your tone boy

[idle crane]

@jolly gorge you gotta get rid of that n word man. please edit your server profile

[jolly gorge]

oh brother, no nitro

[idle crane]

you can still change desription

[supple wren]

bro's the mod 💀

[idle crane]

without

nvm you cant im stupid

[frank scarab]

did you try turning it off and on again? just so it wou- wou- wou- wou- wouldn't do that again. -trucken

[proven zinc]

We shall have his head chopped infront if thy castle

[boreal path]

still gotta change it though

No more nword....

Yes !

but thats besides the point methinks!

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[proven zinc]

Always

[soft osprey]

Roku? Yes

[nocturne patio]

im using a bloodmod from itch.io

idk if its gonna work tho

[boreal path]

its not a mod

its the old version of the game

[weak crescent]

Is that Robin or whatever? the Sword guy Robin is my least fave medieval armor/weapon enthusiast

[boreal path]

whyy

[nocturne patio]

ohhhh do i use it on playtest

[little verge]

Honestly don't know the origin.

[boreal path]

you dont use it on anything

[soft osprey]

Hater alert mods mute please

[boreal path]

its a different version of the game entirely

[unreal vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[red moth]

can we bring merked back

[loud river]

Tis! It's RobinSwords

[boreal path]

i like the guy, his armor fits a little weirdly though

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vro-cute-cute-cat-angry-gif-3049696897068007598

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[boreal path]

visor oculars are a bit big

[soft osprey]

Why are you trying to get into hot topics lol

[little verge]

Keep it Half Sword related please take everything else to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[weak crescent]

A lot of his vids attempt to focus on shorts, not to mention the like fame over fans approach

[unreal vale]

when is full sword coming out

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[idle crane]

@dreamy osprey giving the middle finger to communtiy manager is brave ngl

[bold latch]

[loud river]

Yeah he's definitely the TikToker's HEMA buff, not as refined as some of the other YouTubers out there

[soft osprey]

It’s already out. It’s only half cause it’s half inside you

[weak crescent]

I tried liking him, but as time went on it seemed more like he cared for the views than the armor/weapons, theres A LOT better tubers, my top fave is Kevin Hicks

[boreal path]

i like that he's dapper, i like that he condenses info shortly while still informing, and i like that he doesnt sound too pretentious or use wack fantasy helmets

[little verge]

Half Sword Chat

[unreal vale]

the punching gif is so good

[boreal path]

i think he's the top of the barrel of the shortsphere

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

this one?

[soft osprey]

You mean pronouns and god have nothing to do with half sword??

[boreal path]

i hate those ones that just go "Female medieval armor review. This would not work she is naked. This would not work she is naked."

[jolly gorge]

https://imgur.com/a/hUoP8gI

[boreal path]

WE HAEV EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[unreal vale]

yeah lol

[devout hinge]

keep half sword out of my #general-catfish-🐱🐟 !!!

[loud river]

No one beats Dequitem, but he doesn't really do shorts like the rest.

[red moth]

real challenge

[frank scarab]

when we get an blacksmith thats actually good.

[weak crescent]

Yeah I mean hes just not my fave, I also have issues with people in content who ignore comments. Its your job to respond

[boreal path]

doesnt he?

Vile.

[devout hinge]

mfw

[jolly gorge]

Mods kill this man already

[soft osprey]

Mods kill him

[bronze wigeon]

Chat, based or full spectrum

[loud river]

He just uploads his vids as shorts

Goodbye

[boreal path]

lets kill this guy

[soft osprey]

Great minds and all that

[naive fjord]

were can i play this game steam??

[boreal path]

activate guillotine

[unreal vale]

mods flay him thank you

[proven zinc]

Bodycam or half sword

[boreal path]

yes

me

[oblique flint]

Beat to death with wooden spoons

[proven zinc]

Bodycam or half sword

[naive fjord]

is it only the demo??

[loud river]

Another victim

[boreal path]

no

playtest

[loud river]

Here we go

[boreal path]

#1087768514024181870

[soft osprey]

Shhhh

[boreal path]

dewit

if it were another day i probably would have

[weak crescent]

Whats peoples view on Matt Easton? I love him

[boreal path]

love the guy too

though i recall him saying effigies werent good sources one time

[loud river]

Peak

Love Matt Easton

[boreal path]

BAN HIM

BAN HIM NOW

[loud river]

Yall watch that one dude

[urban pecan]

wait do the ai actually had a trait or all of them is just the same?

[weak crescent]

I pray they join us, that community needs to come here

[unreal vale]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vPPulSss_s8

[boreal path]

sigh i'll do it myself..

[oblique flint]

Why does this server attract overly weird trolls
Like the trolling attempt isn't even funny it's just uninterestingly odd

[boreal path]

wait no

ban in prog

[boreal path]

gore

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nets-nba-paul-pierce-gif-1451274719610649494

[weak crescent]

Huge game with gore

[boreal path]

@loud river

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[worn heron]

Wh

[oblique flint]

I don't see the causation ........ Also huge game might be a slight overstatement

[soft osprey]

It’s a cycle. People come in because they wanna play, see trolls so they start trolling, and then eventually get bored and annoyed at all the OTHER trolls and start being normal

[weak crescent]

All streamers are playing it rn too also 30sec timer

[tender quest]

guy was speedrunning his ban i think

[boreal path]

viral on tiktok, videos and streams from charlie and caseoh and xqc

[oblique flint]

Verily so

[little verge]

Most people calm down and cooperate when asked.

[worn heron]

new record?

[loud river]

I think 30 second slow mode was the best thing ever invented

[devout hinge]

fake

[weak crescent]

Give me mod and I agree

[naive fjord]

this is the game screechy darko plays right

[little verge]

like an hour into his time on the server at large.

[oblique flint]

I don't watch TikTok or those YouTubers so oh well!!!

[thorny perch]

srg of hs

[weak crescent]

I spend too much time in timeout for others mistakes

[oblique flint]

Siege of Williesburg

[loud river]

Yall ever watch https://www.youtube.com/@ModernKnight

This guy is a true chad

[weak crescent]

SO GOOD

[soft osprey]

Ah fuck who’s that one game developer that’s a medieval historian and hema enthusiast

[oblique flint]

Battle of Willieshire

[dusk mist]

idc particularly about the historical accuracy. I just wanna dress up in a full suit of armor while trying to beat the shit out of others dressed in full suits of armor

[idle crane]

the grass is always greener on the other side

[boreal path]

i like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/@thehistorysquad

[worn heron]

so mad the server won't let me make this an emoji

[boreal path]

the historical accuracy is a third of why this game is so unique

[weak crescent]

Kevin Hicks is legendary

[loud river]

He's the CEO of Rebellion, the folks who make Sniper Elite, and he uses his big CEO bucks to be a professional Historian. Bro owns horses, armor, does HEMA, studies medieval history. Such a chad.

[oblique flint]

likewise. Yet I enjoy another hema and history YouTuber. Their name is Blueberry Dragon

[frank scarab]

[worn heron]

definitely subscribe

[weak crescent]

Good to note, gonna support Sniper Elite extra now

[soft osprey]

Ah yeah I had to look it up to be sure. Jason Kingsley is awesome

[weak crescent]

History squad is arguably the best for its "teacher-student" approach

I watch his vods daily like hours

[nocturne patio]

iot took me 30 hits to the head till i became unconcious

[jolly gorge]

okay sooo just one hour

[soft osprey]

Weakest half sword player

[worn heron]

helmet

🪖

[boreal path]

i watch him at my grandpa's house after working out

[dusk mist]

true, i just need to get into buhurt irl for my dreams to come true

[weak crescent]

I usually watch on my overnight shifts

[loud river]

Since it's just regulars and cool folk around here, lemme gauge something real quick. Who would be interested in joining an official Half Sword RP SMP Minecraft server?

[soft osprey]

Yes

[loud river]

HEMA, skip that Buhurt shit

[opal sundial]

not really

[boreal path]

harnischfechten

best of both worlds

[weak crescent]

I'd be down, but what about vintage story?

[soft osprey]

coughlosercough

[boreal path]

after workouts im full of so many random elixrs and adrenalin that i need to wind down with a nice old man on the tele

[worn heron]

@weak crescent don't and 😭react you bipolar mf

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-4244406837008885451

[weak crescent]

I just click all emojis

[loud river]

Vwintage is a bit obscure, Minecraft everyone has for sure, and it's got the mods we wanna use.

[boreal path]

drink a sweet tea, then half a monster, then drink the monster and a protein shake at the same time, then drink a yoohoo, then usually a liquid death, and then dip

in-depth fuel mechanism

[weak crescent]

But Vintage is MC is

[soft osprey]

Jesus why don’t you just buy some cocaine for all that

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-pregnant-man-react-him-gif-12531770720997423452

[opal sundial]

half sword or freaky sword??

[devout hinge]

sword

[loud river]

Trust, if I had my way we'd be playin this modpack https://modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpack

[boreal path]

💡

FIEND ARE YOU GONNA HOP ON THE SMP

[worn heron]

bro just buy some gamersupps you crackhead

[loud river]

Sam's got me makin something simpler

[weak crescent]

I smoke, drink monster, smoke dab pen, drink another monster, have a milk, eat hummus chips, another joint..

[boreal path]

have a milk

lmao

[boreal path]

i kinda want to

seems fun to make little potions with powder

[soft osprey]

Nice, I like how you’re slowing down and speeding up your heart rate rapidly! Gamer moment

[proven zinc]

Would they add bows

[boreal path]

probably

guns, too

[worn heron]

Lowkey kinda fire Ive been enjoying tf outta it. It has very little sucralose in it so it's fairly healthy

[proven zinc]

Cool

[weak crescent]

Did i mention I work overnight 5 nights a week

[solid bay]

"Everything is harder for those who have just arrived here. Before they can tear their pouches, those outside will either kill them for resources or they will drown in their own pouches. Those who come to hell crippled have no chance. Not one of them has been able to tear their pouch even once. However, this is only the beginning of the torment. When you tear the pouch, "You have to run for your life and hide in the city. You can beg a group to accept you or you can hide on your own, but in the end, you have no escape from this city. The only food you have is other people's flesh and the only drink is the water left from your purse or the poison raining from the sky..." I don't know why but the public demo makes me feel this way

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005

[worn heron]

can I interest you in

arquebus?

[weak crescent]

Need I remind people PIRATES existed at the same time

[boreal path]

usually when i work out i drink all that crap and then eat like a few bowls of dinner and that keeps me at around 1800 cals

[worn heron]

(at the bottom. The rest are handgonnes from various ages)

[weak crescent]

So Pirate Willy is possible

[soft osprey]

You can arch my buss

[idle crane]

Handgonne is literally just real wands

[worn heron]

door. over there.

[boreal path]

[jolly gorge]

alr bro

[proven zinc]

Yes you may dear

[weak crescent]

If it werent for pirates half of weapon design wouldve stayed stagnant

[loud river]

Arquebusier? I hardly know her!

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-other-mods-other-mods-revoke-his-mod-mods-revoke-his-mod-low-tier-god-gif-6016019212179330222

[boreal path]

this is disgusting

[little verge]

You are trying to hard to skew the results from 75% to 100%

[worn heron]

you know I'd judge you right now but I have made the same diabolical joke but with a type of saber

[soft osprey]

Why is it so..smooth

[idle crane]

the trio is typing

[worn heron]

[humble bloom]

Roku the more you talk the less I believe you could be a father, unless you discovered the secret to twink pregnancy

[worn heron]

that is

[boreal path]

what

[worn heron]

I

[undone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-black-guy-what-akward-gif-26811297

[loud river]

LMFAO

[worn heron]

I am

[soft osprey]

Hey I like to seperate my real life and internet life

[worn heron]

Baffling

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/elmiser-that-friend-that-friend-who-doesn't-like-anything-that-friend-gif-10083791447464456843

[undone quiver]

ice

[weak crescent]

Same me irl and me url so different

[undone quiver]

dfdf

[loud river]

never been said before

[worn heron]

I think you got it

[loud river]

good lord

[opal sundial]

clipped

[soft osprey]

Pin it!

[little verge]

Hey thank you for changing your profile description it is greatly appreciated!

[worn heron]

I don't care what any mods say

[loud river]

💀

[worn heron]

This is staying pinned.

[jolly gorge]

np vro

[opal sundial]

[sleek quartz]

when wil lgore be adde dback

[worn heron]

I'll fight you tooth and nail for this.

[worn heron]

[trail parcel]

Hello. Just wanted to give a huge thanks tobthe devs for lettingble be able to play the playtest

[soft osprey]

End of September roughly

[sleek quartz]

faaack

[weak crescent]

Thank you for joining

[worn heron]

I hope you are enjoying so far!

[little verge]

You earned this one. For critical moisture.

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-caps-lock-press-gif-8936772

[opal sundial]

chat how do you play with fists i want to fist people in half sword

[trail parcel]

Just got an email like 1 min ago but i'm in bed now. Gotta get up in 7h

[little verge]

Playtest hold both mouse buttons then swing away.

[loud river]

Half Fist

[loud river]

Fist Sword

[soft osprey]

That’s quitter talk boi!

[loud river]

Fist Fist

[boreal path]

2.5 finger death punch

[weak crescent]

Fartsword

[loud river]

I think they need to change the name of the 1v1 peasant tier

[worn heron]

ahh well you will certainly enjoy! Sleep well my friend

[opal sundial]

Is that Half Fist from the hit game Freaky Sword

[loud river]

"Fist Play" is fuckin wild

[worn heron]

In the demo, there are 6

[weak crescent]

F***sword

[worn heron]

Well that's what it's called in game

[little verge]

I swear if MP is achieved your gonna be an Esports pro.

[soft osprey]

I was up halfing my sword until 2 am last night.

[trail parcel]

Dude. I can't help it my appointment with a recruiter (army) is in 9h from now

[loud river]

Feels like a category on xvideos

[sleek quartz]

bro not getting up that went straight in his nuts

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-cat-dope-cat-cool-cat-gif-16598126

[weak crescent]

Can I join the esports league?

[little verge]

If it ever happens you bet.

[soft osprey]

Recruiter?? Good luck brother have a goodnight handsome

[weak crescent]

South Korea will demolish us

[neon mantle]

I wish there was gore rn :L Whens that show thing

[trail parcel]

Thx

[boreal path]

september 29 or something

[little verge]

That man will sire no offspring.

[weak crescent]

Guys every second you spend asking, we are one second closer release

[worn heron]

The 6th one is currently a naked Willie that has a crap ton of health. It used to be a mirror of whatever loadout you had but they had to remove the save state in the game because that was what was causing. The fatal error crashes mostly. So, right now he is a naked man lmao. I like to tell people that it is a test of chivalry, do you give him a weapon and let him fight for his life? Or do you stab the Willie In cold Blood?

[trail parcel]

Is MnK or controller supported to?

[worn heron]

Controller is partially supported

[weak crescent]

Its insane though like we are weeks away

[cunning tiger]

brokie arm

[soft osprey]

Oh I push him over and step all over him until he slowly dies and then I get sad and feel like a monster

[weak crescent]

Weeks for working adults is like mere moments

[boreal path]

you can say that about any period of time and it would work

weeks are the baseline measurement imo

[worn heron]

that's what you should feel, you are a monster

[soft osprey]

Mods please mute this man for guilty tripping and bullying

[worn heron]

you step on that man for three minutes until he stops crying

horrid

[boreal path]

like "3 months" is still "a few weeks" in terms of how my brain reacts

[worn heron]

think about your actions in the corner

[cunning tiger]

when i trample someone they usally stab me in the legs/ass

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-sit-in-the-corner-and-smile-bayard-rustin-rustin-i'll-take-a-seat-in-the-corner-and-grin-i'll-be-in-the-corner-wearing-a-smile-gif-10847993935458204805

[humble bloom]

I always restart long before I get to bottom willie because I prefer fighting in the beggar and peasant stages.

[worn heron]

yeah but he's just naked and has like a bajillion health

unarmed

[boreal path]

actual weirdo

[cunning tiger]

can you still cut his head off n stuff

[weak crescent]

Yep, I used to work 10-12hr days 5-6 days a week at factory, time means nothing

[worn heron]

enjoyment of bullying the weak is a sign of narcissism

[weak crescent]

It can fly by so fast

[worn heron]

I don't think so, cause he has that much health. If you can, I never have.

[humble bloom]

Im just as weak bare in mind.
Its high risk for both sides

[cunning tiger]

willie wheres that i need a medic bag voiceline at

[humble bloom]

One stab could end it all

[soft osprey]

Maybe, but the best part is you can try to do it slowly because of all his health! I LOVE TORTURING WILLIE I LOVE TORTURING WILLIE I LOVE TORTURING WILLIE

[worn heron]

bro he's right here

he can hear you

[weak crescent]

Second you get breast/helm/gauntlets games so easy in demo

[cunning tiger]

torturing his willie? tahts cruel amn

[boreal path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270712523989188639/ezgif-4-10b862b876.gif

[idle crane]

Willie is broke?

[soft osprey]

It’s not my fault he’s into that shit

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1272132271184281660/Untitledvideo-MadewithClipchamp20-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[worn heron]

the spear waiting to phase through your breastplate and go into your ribs:

[cunning tiger]

are the allegatiosn true

[boreal path]

@loud river no sword fighting today, after a little bit of routine (hour or so) i can probably discuss or test out some MC stuffs

[idle crane]

my willie can actually jump

[weak crescent]

I heard rumors the devs beat Trucken to obtain the game sounds, we need a boycott

[boreal path]

[soft osprey]

This is the kill of the century

[cunning tiger]

jumping when

[weak crescent]

I aspire to make emojis close to this good

[worn heron]

Give me invite to this server Now

NOW

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1272632927687282738/Untitledvideo-MadewithClipchamp25-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[worn heron]

[humble bloom]

I signed an nda I will not discuss this

[unkempt rover]

Does the demo still get updated or no?

[cunning tiger]

discuss what theres many things against you rn

[worn heron]

It will eventually, but it hasn't in 8 months

[soft osprey]

SOMETIMES I put myself in Willie’s shoes and think, “wow, that probably hurt a lot”

[weak crescent]

Devs have him tied up, healing for the next session

[worn heron]

The playtest is the most recent version

[worn heron]

health potion

[weak crescent]

Blue elixir from exanima

[cunning tiger]

are short swords getting added btw

[humble bloom]

August 19th.
Sweet sweet death will embrace

[idle crane]

This is actual video

[boreal path]

they've been added

[cunning tiger]

i ahvnt seen em

[surreal cape]

thats my birthday

[boreal path]

@cunning tiger examine

[boreal path]

that's a day after MY birthday!

[cunning tiger]

eh noi

[idle crane]

oh my god of war examining my clip im scared

[cunning tiger]

there needs to be more blood and gore

[boreal path]

god of war cant even find the short swords

Fool

[cunning tiger]

ill show you fool

[boreal path]

there's gonna be

[surreal cape]

happy early birthday.

[boreal path]

Happy earl birthday to you to ...

[sleek quartz]

what dose center cross hair do

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-atreus-do-not-be-sorry-be-better-gif-20218077

[soft osprey]

my literal only recording

[cunning tiger]

new trailer?

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

AYO?

[devout hinge]

Actually it's august 13

[idle crane]

Album covers?

[sleek quartz]

uhh the game just broke on me

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/soulcalibur-soul-calibur-ringout-ring-out-funny-gif-11424887160532701311

[boreal path]

happens

[cunning tiger]

alot

[worn heron]

goodmalware mystery photo

[boreal path]

i just got a craving for a random candy and then forgot what candy it was

[cunning tiger]

smart

[soft osprey]

okay everybody enjoy half swording im going to go do drugs to stay sane now

[red moth]

raspberries

[cunning tiger]

kratos dont need candy🐟

[tough yew]

good shit goodmalware!

[boreal path]

goodshitware

[little verge]

lol

[tough yew]

imagine if there was a game that was like soulcalibur but its knights with good arms and armor

[near lichen]

show me mercy but let me live

[boreal path]

would be cool

i'd appreciate

[worn heron]

bro

ain't no way you just saythat

[boreal path]

Its lijke .. . Its like what is it

what's that game called

hhh

mortal

[tough yew]

i mean

hmm

[worn heron]

banned

revoke his mod

[boreal path]

whats that one game called

[near lichen]

marked my calendar

[tough yew]

you own sc6?

we can maybe mod in armor

[worn heron]

[boreal path]

no no wait

my brain's cogs are turning

what is that game

[worn heron]

too late

[cunning tiger]

whats is your pfp / banner

[boreal path]

hellish quart

like hellish quart if it was based and armorpilled

[worn heron]

My profile picture is a dragon and my banner is this

[cunning tiger]

but i mean what is that

[worn heron]

The casting couch

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-teach-you-this-lesson-gif-14737382

[cunning tiger]

and that white hooded guy looks awfully familiar

[humble bloom]

A dragon with a cat on top of its head