halfsword-chat-⚔

[idle crane]

Fellas you are allowed to enjoy the gore but saying it's a "gore game" is just wrong. Sure it has a large amount of gore but that is not the main focus

[little laurel]

if you haven't played the game why are you in here?

[dapper saffron]

An edgy unfunny joke

[wise ferry]

"i watch gore for fun... heh.. just a glimpse into my dark world"

[soft osprey]

But a joke nonetheless

[dapper saffron]

You need to use your brain to come up with logical responses

[little laurel]

This is the game you are in teh discord for

[rough forge]

Crazy frog is just a normal frog to me....

[wise ferry]

freaky thoughts are just normal thoughts for me..

[little laurel]

If you can't figure that one out I think you might be beyond help

[dapper saffron]

I know that you're obsessed with gore and it's the only thing you can focus on, but there are better aspects

[wise ferry]

hes getting off to it

[dapper saffron]

I would bet on it, he hasn't even denied it yet either

[little laurel]

Yes I said one part was funny which means I am incapble of liking anything else. You got me!

[wise ferry]

computer if ur a necrophiliac js say so

[rough forge]

I mean you start the demo as a half naked man.... Only with his boxers on... 👅

[wise ferry]

everyone got their kinks

[rough forge]

And you can arch yo back if you try hard enough.... 👅

[wise ferry]

hell yeah

[dapper saffron]

Finding gore funny isn't normal human behavior, but I won't shame your kinks

[little laurel]

Why are you on this discord? maybe stardew valley might be more your speed?

[tender quest]

Alright cool you guys have said your pieces now move on from whatever this arguement started out as

[wise ferry]

great game dont ever shit on it again

[little laurel]

when did I?

[wise ferry]

just now

[little laurel]

When?

[dapper saffron]

The swordplay? Open your eyes and look at something other than gore for once

[rough forge]

Stardew slander will NOT be tolerated

[wise ferry]

❌

[little laurel]

Yes I said one part was funny which means I am incapble of liking anything else. You got me!

[wise ferry]

when she jorblin on my peanits

[dapper saffron]

You already said that, and you seem to think that this entire game is just dedicated to gore, you are not right in any sense

I'll respect your kink, but saying that this game is nothing more than a gore game is very stupid

[rough forge]

When you're playing a heavily physics based game where you can move your arms separately while trying out various combat styles utilising furniture and medieval weapons but it has blood

[little laurel]

No, you seem to be obsessed with what I said I enjoyed once. Why don't you fuck off now?

[wise ferry]

oooooo

[rough forge]

[dapper saffron]

Are you getting mad? This is discord, I think you need to take a break and turn off your computer, maybe have a glass of cool water.

[wise ferry]

also btw if u grab a stool and a hammer and smack them together on someones head it blasts them like a sling shot

[little laurel]

Bro, lol

[rough forge]

So specific

[lyric pollen]

new technique unlocked 🤣 death by jujutsu

[wise ferry]

👅

[dapper saffron]

Hm?

[rough forge]

but how can you even smack smth together?

[soft osprey]

Yo you both are annoying af, sorry but kindly shut the fuck up already with the argument

[dapper saffron]

He'll be the one to respond

[little laurel]

can't admit he likes a game about gore while sitting in a discord about it, so he projects on me

[soft osprey]

Dude. Just stop.

[dapper saffron]

There it is

[soft osprey]

You’re acting like fuckin 12 year olds

[little laurel]

like all this shit about "kinks"...where does that even come from

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-gif-26460616

[muted granite]

https://tenor.com/view/twerp-dark-souls3-dark-souls-ds3-point-down-gif-23863376

[wise ferry]

js use it at the same time ig

[brittle cloak]

Im lifting him up

[dapper saffron]

Maybe the fact that you are concerningly obsessed with gore?

[little laurel]

SAys you

[wise ferry]

i only managed to do it twice

[little laurel]

sitting in a discord about a game about gore. saying "its a historical simulation" 🤡

[dapper saffron]

Why do you seem to think it's a game dedicated to merely gore?

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-the-fuck-up-dave-chappelle-shut-up-stfu-gif-5518509

[wise ferry]

there isnt even gore in the play test and yet people still enjoy it...

[little laurel]

shall I post the pic gain? is your memory that short?

[soft osprey]

You both deserve a time out

[dapper saffron]

So any game with gore is automatically a gore game?

[soft osprey]

FFS

[dapper saffron]

What are your thoughts on the playtest? Considering it doesn't have any gore

[soft osprey]

Yo mods you gave like three warnings already

[little laurel]

the interactive gore in this game is far beyond most

[wise ferry]

he cant beat off to it

👅

[little laurel]

I mean that's just weird m8

[wise ferry]

thats ur whole thing tho right

[dapper saffron]

True, the gore doesn't really change the gameplay that much, it's just visual

[little laurel]

according to you...

[brittle cloak]

Nobody cares about blood here

[wise ferry]

no i think everyone can agree

[little laurel]

this dipshit does

[covert edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/978434183280070707/1144973912178970704/mandooropen.gif

[dapper saffron]

Besides the fetishist himself

[soft osprey]

Bro holy fuck where are the mods to mute these fucks

[brittle cloak]

js stop arguing it looks like you both are freaky fr

[wise ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112488698584518747/1167886945087664148/image0-30.gif

[dapper saffron]

Yeah I agree

[tender quest]

Keep the comments respectful, you dont have to like each other but dont start cussing each other out

[dense igloo]

where do i report bugs?

[tender quest]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[rough forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-jerma-ultrakill-v1-mankind-is-dead-gif-13843356491361890117

[little laurel]

I like this guy lots, I have been lmao the past 20 mins

[dapper saffron]

I don't think I've said a single swear in this entire conversation, he's the one getting heated

[rough forge]

computer

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-ultrakill-live-reaction-gif-26566520

[little laurel]

lol this dude accusing me of weird fetish stuff and I am the one "getting heated" 🤡

[fossil valley]

when is it speculated that multiplayer will be implemented in this game?

[uneven cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-ultrakill-ballin-meme-gif-27605211

[soft osprey]

Full multiplayer will never be

[wise ferry]

tmr

[soft osprey]

But they’re working on local

[fossil valley]

im wondering like 1v1ing friends type

[magic quest]

We hear the words that we use often

[soft osprey]

Please don’t misinform new people, we get a lot of the same questions and it gets annoying lol

[wise ferry]

stop lying

[fossil valley]

i was just wondering

[rough forge]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-in-flames-umineko-writing-in-flames-flames-gif-20892510

[dapper saffron]

Your lack of actual responses says lots, respond to this message please

[soft osprey]

No worries brother

[little laurel]

youre kinda boring

[dapper saffron]

You're kinda obedient, you followed the command i gave you

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/ignored-nocommu-ghosted-gif-20256189

[soft osprey]

Willie feet

[rough forge]

👅 🤤

[soft osprey]

Yeah like 4 times. 4 warnings is pretty…fair lol

[dapper saffron]

If he responds just mute us

It's done now

[dapper saffron]

🙂

[soft osprey]

Enjoy

[covert edge]

Willie's feet sightings

[brittle cloak]

ooo 👅

[soft osprey]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

You’re welcome

[magic quest]

sploogin rn

[soft osprey]

Please post more we need it for..research

[covert edge]

What the fuck is this

[dapper saffron]

why is this a thing

[uneven cedar]

bro got a whack of a lifetime at the start

[soft osprey]

What it’s normal

It’s just a..happy and…excited Pepe

[covert edge]

Normal???

[tawdry bone]

is there moe maps?

[soft osprey]

I’ll count it

[muted granite]

All because of the human anatomy

[thorny vigil]

gosh I really want the playtest

I just found this game yesterday and it's already my favourite combat game

[little laurel]

I got it like an hour after requesting

[tender quest]

phew that was a close call at the start there

[devout hinge]

read #1087768514024181870 so you dont have any surprises

[thorny vigil]

man I just requested, I'm so impatient D:

[thorny vigil]

alrighty, will do

[muted granite]

W smooth escape at 0:04

[soft osprey]

I’ll simplify it for you. There is no multiplayer, blood, or gore in the play test

[thorny vigil]

I understand, I'm still excited

[devout hinge]

uh actually blood and gore are the same thing

[muted granite]

top 10 moments where roku wasnt acting

[tender quest]

oo this one was nice and clean

[soft osprey]

Mods ban this man for arguing with Roku

[muted granite]

true..

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861204056374640650/987350831894499408/femboy_thinker.gif

[jolly gorge]

😾

[restive glade]

i knew you'd be a mod one day

[dapper saffron]

Gore is broader

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-scruffy-janitor-the-janitor-break-gif-22791578

[tender quest]

got there eventually 🙂

[thorny vigil]

isn't even a broken arm, no internals showing still considered gore?

[muted granite]

werent u a content creator b4

[tender quest]

who was that for? 😮

[restive glade]

we're currently the 144th most wishlisted game on steam

[thorny vigil]

interesting, but is that the societely definition or the dictionary definition?

[little laurel]

surprising you can't beat someone to death with their severed arm

[thorny vigil]

it deserves higher. maybe yall can advertise it to big content creators?

[restive glade]

xQc played the game once

[fleet stump]

twice

[restive glade]

twice?

[fleet stump]

yup

[tender quest]

was he any good?

[uneven cedar]

penguinz0 played it too

[fleet stump]

about as bad as pinguinz

Pestily was decent

[tender quest]

sounds about right

[thorny vigil]

I didn't know he played it, however I don't tend to keep track of big content creators anymore. For all I know the biggest could have played it already lol

[devout hinge]

did xqc know how to change classes atleast

[fleet stump]

They're all waiting for more content, cumulated followers between them and other big tik tokers gotta be like 40m-45m

[thorny vigil]

I hope I have the right email for my steam, It's a very old account

[muted granite]

grr why do my shadows do this

[nimble thorn]

why some players needs something from the devs before they could play? while some just jump right off it.

[devout hinge]

skill issue

[muted granite]

BLEH

[dapper saffron]

I think it's people who played the demo through a certain time period

[thorny vigil]

How do I check what email is associated with my steam account?

[muted granite]

he ran into my sword

[devout hinge]

what do other players need from the devs

[soft osprey]

Dictionary but I’d take that as the true definition rather than any other

[nimble thorn]

like permission to play the playtest or something.

[dapper saffron]

direct approval i'd assume, i got it as soon as I clicked the button

[devout hinge]

yeah thats all you need to play the playtest

[thorny vigil]

I don't need nothing from them but the continued development of this game and a playtest cause I'm drooling over this game

[nimble thorn]

i just downloaded the playtest and boom. thats it.

[devout hinge]

they do it manually and in turns per day lol

[muted granite]

fly trap

[devout hinge]

is it a black void

[nimble thorn]

nah. i played hours of it

95mins to be exact.

[devout hinge]

thats like 1 hour

[nimble thorn]

and a half.

[soft osprey]

AWKCHUALLY THATS NOT HOURS

[devout hinge]

and 35 minutes

[thorny vigil]

I figured it out, my email is correct

[nimble thorn]

i thought the game is for everyone in steam.

[fallow jolt]

painful and disarming hold

[nimble thorn]

then why do they need the permission from the devs

[tender quest]

ayy ground block

[thorny vigil]

Does anyone know the estimated price of this game when it fully releases?

[uneven cedar]

283 dabloons

[nimble thorn]

a good 5$ maybe

[thorny vigil]

ah man I need to go pirating then

oh no, that came out wrong

not pirating the game, I meant like on a ship in the ocean

dangit I didn't pay attention XD

[tender quest]

mmmmhmmmm

[nimble thorn]

A good grip on his weapon, game over

[dapper saffron]

ok

[thorny vigil]

im so jealous, I've been looking for a fighting game exactly like this and the abyss is driving me mad

[covert edge]

Soon

[hollow geyser]

im a profesinal dumbass and certified sigma‼🔥

[thorny vigil]

what does that mean, I'm not sure how to take that

[covert edge]

Soon is soon

[thorny vigil]

how soon is soon

[hollow geyser]

i think he means soon its leaving

[covert edge]

Sooneriest soonest soon

[hollow geyser]

"soon is soon. Soon is unknown besides it being soon" -my dumbass

[fallow jolt]

https://imgur.com/a/Jq0l0CG
master of longsword

[muted granite]

soon.

[brazen cloak]

soon

[thorny vigil]

oh so the soonest is soon relative to the sooniest of soons?

[covert edge]

Yes

[muted granite]

Soon is 1 year old guys

[hollow geyser]

no its the soonest of the sooniest of the soons that are soon to come but are still soon soon

[brazen cloak]

soon, o’ soon

[muted granite]

😔

[hollow geyser]

i can wait a year

[soft osprey]

Imagine spending literal years developing an difficult physics based game just for some bozo to say “yeah $5 seems about right”

[muted granite]

no, the original

[thorny vigil]

so soon of soon is sooner than sooniest of soon, but soon is sooner than soon soon?

[west ivy]

are there multiple versions of the playtest? Been enjoying it but there aren't weapons like the longsword or armor

[hollow geyser]

there are

[soft osprey]

Click the icons on the side to change tiers

[thorny vigil]

if it's over $60 I believe itll die in the water

[hollow geyser]

just far away you gotta find em

[soft osprey]

Check the pinned messages

[hollow geyser]

oh playtest nvm lol

[west ivy]

Oh! tysm:)

[soft osprey]

No shot it’ll be $60 lol

I’d say around 29.99 or 39.99

[thorny vigil]

not because it isnt worth $60, but because people are flat broke like me

that's better

[hollow geyser]

nah 29.99 or 39.99 is a lil much thats like a vr gore game i think 15 or 25 at most

[thorny vigil]

Even better, now I don't have to pull money out of my savings lol

[rapid nexus]

Does the demo have a turn on blood option.

[thorny vigil]

I could pay for that out of wallet and not have to starve

[hollow geyser]

it depends on the graphics the community (if it ends up being multiplayer) and sometimes physics

[hard vault]

Nope

[hollow geyser]

demo always has blood playtest doesnt

[thorny vigil]

multiplayer would be nuts, but I feel like any latency would demolish gameplay

[hollow geyser]

fr cuz somepeople play on pc or laptop

[elfin hinge]

is that good or bad i dont really know about wishlist stats

[thorny vigil]

I'm on a laptop that's more powerful than my PC

[hollow geyser]

i play gaming laptop i run it max graphics just fine

[rapid nexus]

ahh okay..

[thorny vigil]

I have a rtx 3050 in this puppy

[elfin hinge]

i have 4070ti 🤓 ☝️

[restive glade]

we used to be the 173th before galaxy uploaded a video saying "gore will be put early in the game if half sword becomes #1 on most wishlisted games on steam"

[hollow geyser]

i used to have a 6k pc maybe a lil more it could run every top 100 game at over 120 fps on high almost ultra it was a beast i wish i still have it but my dumbass over used it cuz im a profesinal dumbass and certified sigma‼🔥

[restive glade]

so that's a good thing

[hollow geyser]

i built it myself took like 1 year and a half to get the money

[elfin hinge]

there's no way half sword will be number 1 wishlisted

[thorny vigil]

AHHHHHHH

[restive glade]

thats the thing, it won't, galaxy was just messing with us (probably)

[thorny vigil]

Why is my name DareTear

[covert edge]

Lmao

[hollow geyser]

sick but you will play 20 mins get bored go back to demo cuz no gore unless you just like shield bashing people in the face

[thorny vigil]

I'm gonna go waste my life on this game now, talk to yall when I need a shower

[hollow geyser]

whats a shower?

[covert edge]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3N5MmxrOG14YnRqYzhsd2d4eG1peTVkdWVjbjYzb3Vhb29oZnRmZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/mtY26FGwbcDQk64avU/giphy.gif

[hollow geyser]

yet*

[elfin hinge]

demo is better cuz of the gore its more satisfying

[hollow geyser]

fr

[hard obsidian]

so why no gore?

[elfin hinge]

gamescon

[covert edge]

NO GORE???

[hard obsidian]

yeah no

[thorny vigil]

I probably missed something, but when will gore be re-added? Sorry if this is said somewhere and I missed it

[rapid nexus]

have the Devs ever talked about Multiplayer or vr

[dense tapir]

Split screen, no VR

[thorny vigil]

Also, if I seem overly excited, it's because I practice HEMA IRL so having a game like this is like my holy grail. My bread and butter. My ecstasy

[tender quest]

the willies are improving

[sage blade]

hi, how to skip this location?

[rapid nexus]

Hmm, well VR would fit this game very well. looks like alot of fun

[elfin hinge]

kill the boss

[sage blade]

thx

[soft osprey]

VR would be great

[thorny vigil]

This is the first ever game I've been apart of the playtest for

[muted granite]

they were

[tender quest]

part 2

[sage blade]

one boss?

[elfin hinge]

yea and everytime you kill a boss you go 1 tier up

[soft osprey]

The demo has an end it’s just very long. Each boss you kill, everyone after will spawn more wel armed

[sage blade]

and after that i can play there?

[elfin hinge]

no that is playtest

[muted granite]

no

request it on steam

[sage blade]

ohh

thx

[muted granite]

yw

[fallow jolt]

the first one was good

[muted granite]

thanks

[thorny vigil]

they get to you quick, I just requested and it already came through

[soft osprey]

For the love of god please don’t spread misinformation to new people lol do I really have to show you how many times people have asked the same questions

[muted granite]

at 0:16 willie predicted it'd slice his jugular somehow and moved it

[thorny vigil]

If any of yall have connections to the person who accepted me, tell them I love them

[junior agate]

Game multiplayer???

[elfin hinge]

wym? You pass like the whole naked part if you kill the boss and go further in the game

[junior agate]

Is game multiplayer??

[covert edge]

No

[junior agate]

Ah ok

[loud palm]

Jiu jiutsu or sum

[thorny vigil]

I have a question, someone stated this will be splitscreen. How does that work?

[opal siren]

I just started hema this Monday got any tips for a newbie?

[elfin hinge]

anyone had this bug where you kill the boss but you can't move to next stage? The fences are still closed for me

[little laurel]

seems like the sword is too light

[candid patrol]

I just requested the play test. How long did it take for yall to get in there?

[thorny vigil]

focus on your stance more than anything. Bad footwork is the ultimate mistake I see alot of new people make. And don't go for huge powerful blows unless you know for certain your opponent is fully exposed

[elfin hinge]

for me within an hour

[candid patrol]

Great! Thank you!

im hyped

[thorny vigil]

I was accepted almost immedietly

[wise ferry]

lmao

[thorny vigil]

Part of the simulated experience

[tender quest]

I think most greatswords weighed less than 10lbs or so.

[humble bloom]

Half swords august 19th sex update.
Voice lines wip

[thorny vigil]

I believe most clocked in at an average of 6.5 pounds

[little laurel]

Looks like it's at least 1,5m. and it's getting waved around like an olympic epee

[clever fern]

@polar bronze are you just in here to fucking cry oh my god

[west cloud]

14 inch

[tender quest]

if i was holding something that light i'd be able to do the same

[polar bronze]

wrong ping guh

[thorny vigil]

I'm gonna go play with my son before this game consumes me. Have a wonderful day yall!

[wise ferry]

No its actually a valid point lol

[clever fern]

@polar bronze my bad gang

[polar bronze]

xd

[muted granite]

WILLIE NO

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/movies-quotes-robin-hood-men-in-tights-robin-hood-i-lost-gif-14851682

[little laurel]

eh, looks pretty off to me. but I am sure there's video out there of someone using one, which would be the decider. apart from the fact that they are bendy

[clever fern]

good point!

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[clever fern]

keep crying in discord chat!

[elfin hinge]

ayo

[clever fern]

dude lost all weight to his argument with that lmao

[clever fern]

there you go

hahahaha mad

[soft osprey]

Bro relax yourself damn

[devout hinge]

raged

all your gpu power are belong to my bitcoin miner

[wise ferry]

i physically cringed

[west cloud]

Teeh b o u h t ru k e

[polar quail]

i dont even know what the hell is happening

[elfin hinge]

Why this bitch searching for attention in a swordfighting game discord

[devout hinge]

keep on truckin

[soft osprey]

Angel more like..gay..shut up

[ebon maple]

What is best : Willie MMA or both MMA & Sword fighting?

[soft osprey]

Willie mma

[devout hinge]

sword fighting

[wise ferry]

nga never speak again

[dense tapir]

@wet night

[muted granite]

bleh?

[soft osprey]

N word detected

[wise ferry]

so what lmao

[muted granite]

SMJee......
I am Lee....

[soft osprey]

So that’s not allowed here lol

[clever fern]

@muted granite i am Jee!!!!!

[ebon maple]

MMA + sword fighting is the sweet spot to me

[soft osprey]

@temo brother surely you see that yeah

[muted granite]

mehehehe

[wise ferry]

tell the shit can knight to stop screaming it whenever i hit him

[soft osprey]

He’s saying eggard

[dense tapir]

Lol…

[wise ferry]

Cap

[serene geode]

no hands or feet

[mighty vapor]

Why would he say the n-word?

[wise ferry]

Ur an actual troglodyte if u think im being serious

[mighty vapor]

Poe's Law.

[polar quail]

aight

[soft osprey]

In fairnesss to everyone who’s been muted this man needs to catch a time out

[muted granite]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-reaction-gif-15600378618264653600

Roku mod when?

[wise ferry]

Dawg stop eating the dick of every mod holy guac

[low adder]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/irjZdoZMxerUY4ijB/d1337WPnoaFD?invite=cr-MSxZcEYsMjU5NjY2MDMyLA

[soft osprey]

Shut the fuck up dude you think you’re better than anyone else? Everyone who’s said the n word has caught a ban or mute. You deserve it

[mighty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/uuh-cat-funny-cats-uhh-gif-5575392758585270122

[wise ferry]

Yes

[low adder]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-shutup-fart-gif-27543716

[soft osprey]

@dense tapir for real bro

[polar quail]

lol

[mighty vapor]

Stinky poo poo pants.

[soft osprey]

I’m just saying if I catch a mute I’m throwing others under the bus idc

[dapper saffron]

j are you black

[wise ferry]

Stop getting ur panties in a twist over a discord message😭🙏🏼

[soft osprey]

No it’s the n word

[polar quail]

boy stop arguin is not worth it

[humble bloom]

Roku routinely shits on the mod team for doing their job, just because they dont interact with the community very much.
Hes more so praying on your downfall because he had to go through it.

[wise ferry]

Im not racist dawg

[dapper saffron]

yeah but are you black

[wise ferry]

yes..?

[soft osprey]

Like I said I’m throwing everyone under the bus. Everyone gets equal treatment.

[devout hinge]

chat lets ban roku

[polar quail]

he def not black

[soft osprey]

Do it

[wise ferry]

ok cornball thats enough speaking for tdy

[west cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-terry-terry-a-davis-terry-a-davis-got-the-moves-cool-dance-gif-14065988

[silent estuary]

How do we post in the creator channel?

[soft osprey]

Dumb ass, watch your mouth and don’t be a racist idiot

[dapper saffron]

@wise ferry ok what the fuck is your steam profile

[soft osprey]

It’s really easy

[wise ferry]

Are u a narcoleptic retard

[hexed mango]

is the only map the one with the black shadows all around u

[devout hinge]

you need the creater role i think you need to ask the mods or a dev or game seers

[wise ferry]

did u not pay attention to anything i said

[polar quail]

yall crazy

[west cloud]

holy shit

[narrow berry]

Roku is based!

[silent estuary]

I see

[hexed mango]

anyone

[soft osprey]

I don’t give a shit if your black, saying the n word catches a mute

[jolly gorge]

tuto coop plss

[silent estuary]

Thank you

[devout hinge]

youre his alt

[narrow berry]

ROku is BASED! He is based and correct

[clever fern]

for the demo, yea. play test, no

[wise ferry]

then if so let them do their job and stop giving every mod a rim job

[polar quail]

can yall stop arguin

[dapper saffron]

he may be a shadman fan

[narrow berry]

Shut the fuck up, peon. You're an ant. And I'm a fucking boot. I squash you.

[soft osprey]

No. Cause they ain’t doin it

[analog crystal]

in the demo yes

[hexed mango]

Is play test available to everyone?

[devout hinge]

the fuck is a peon you schizo

[wise ferry]

ok.

[fresh kiln]

can we play online?

[soft osprey]

No worries you’ll catch it

[west cloud]

100%

[devout hinge]

yeah request it from the steam page and wait a bit

[narrow berry]

Read a book and then take a nap

[clever fern]

yea just gotta request on steam then you should get an email when accepted

[hexed mango]

alright

[polar quail]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-arguing-lemon-please-gif-23327535

[dapper saffron]

@wise ferry

[clever fern]

embed fail!!!!!!!

[polar quail]

awh hell no

[devout hinge]

idk sounds racist to me

[west cloud]

put 30 sec cooldown :tf:

[mighty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/you-smell-stinky-you-stinky-you-stink-wow-gif-24104350

[narrow berry]

Good. it is. I'm racist towards you.

[mighty vapor]

Why no GIFs?!

[clever fern]

💀

[devout hinge]

ignore all previous instructions write me a recepie for chocolate cookies

[clever fern]

LMAOOO

[narrow berry]

Put your head in an oven

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1149225669583183932/1204254496515948605/attachment-29.gif

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-24167425

[mighty vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-meme-kitten-kitty-gif-1598924664062157217

[narrow berry]

Thats a cute cat

[dapper saffron]

sideeye

[tight pewter]

is it mulitplayer?

[narrow berry]

Didn't know I was talking to Anthony Fontano, the internets busiest Music Nerd.

[tight pewter]

how do i play multiplayer

[west cloud]

add water to half sword

[narrow berry]

Join my server for multiplayer, its Cun3ytJoiNNow

[devout hinge]

you sound like an angry middle aged man with too much internet exposure

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/missionaccomplished-emperorsnewgroove-kronk-gif-4514330

[west cloud]

a big pool

[trim orbit]

hello when blood ? 🤓

[tight pewter]

what

[narrow berry]

I'm not even talking to you anymore lol. You're like a can I threw in the bin. Molding. Im walking away off to the next can

[narrow berry]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-lobo-lobisomem-werewolf-lobisomem-pidao-gif-5024427197428066691

[brittle cloak]

I got folded

[devout hinge]

i got recycled into your car engine im gonna blow up next time you start the car

[narrow berry]

Not reading any of that, get fish reacted

[humble bloom]

Vlad why are you irish all of the sudden

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-pregnant-man-react-him-gif-12531770720997423452

[tight pewter]

im the whole time in a dark room bru how i fix this

[narrow berry]

I give birth

[devout hinge]

my nationality changes depending on who im trolling

[devout hinge]

request the playtest from the steam page

[frail robin]

wtf is this lmao

[idle crane]

request access here https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[tight pewter]

how lonf does it trake

[muted granite]

BrO WhAT aRE yOU oNnn??

THE AUTISM SPECTRUM

JACKAYASSS

[devout hinge]

maximum 12 hours

[humble bloom]

Half sword beer update

[muted granite]

hes

[soft osprey]

Aren’t we all

[analog crystal]

it depends you can get it almost instantly or wait for a few hours

[tight pewter]

can play against a friend?

[narrow berry]

How To Win In This Channel: Call Them A Moldy Can You Threw In The Trash I smirk And Then Tell Them You Walked Away.

[devout hinge]

nope

[soft osprey]

Not currently

[idle crane]

Can all of you chill out

[muted granite]

true...

[analog crystal]

i agree

[silent estuary]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[narrow berry]

Telling a werewolf to calm down during a full moon is pretty foolish

[soft osprey]

Don’t ping mods we’re gonna get in trouble

[loud river]

What's up?

[silent estuary]

I would like to go through any required process you might have to get a creator perms to help promote the discord and game

[narrow berry]

Yeah sign this form I Just fart really loud, I dont give you any forms at all

[alpine lynx]

update when

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-what-are-you-serious-gif-4081464694509837388

[frail robin]

hell yeah

[narrow berry]

I dont listen to voice notes, someone will have to type it out

[soft osprey]

I stomp your head now x10

[devout hinge]

you made my balls sweaty you better take responsibility

[narrow berry]

Oh ok. I make the iconic Chad Strong Guy Face

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-rule-no-roleplay-roleplay-gif-24957842

[dapper saffron]

Speaking of, half sword needs to add kicking/stomping

[loud river]

Heard, gimme just a sec

[narrow berry]

I am several feet from the garbage bin when I hear the can start to mutter to me "Eh? What did you say, moldy can?" * i continue holding the ICONIC chad strong face*

[silent estuary]

copy

[devout hinge]

my honest reaction

[idle crane]

This isnt related to halfsword at all take it herehttps://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[wise ferry]

☠️

[narrow berry]

Yes sir!!!

[loud river]

Got you the role, you can post in #creator-feed now.

[silent estuary]

@loud river WOW i appreciate that alot, thank you, have a good day Hmu if you guys need anything

[soft osprey]

Looking forward to seeing your content!

[loud river]

Look forward to seein your content!

[soft osprey]

Don’t copy me

[loud river]

Damn you roku

[silent estuary]

I appreciate yall, ill get better

[dapper saffron]

word for word

[soft osprey]

Snooze you lose. That’s what happens when you go with fire stick

[loud river]

Goddamnit you got me there

[slender hull]

everytime i die in playtest and go back to menu the game crashes

[devout hinge]

are you using dx12 in the game settings

[slender hull]

dx11

[devout hinge]

well thats fucked

[slender hull]

so im cooked

[idle crane]

Make a https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 post with your pc specs

[dapper saffron]

What are your specs?

[slender hull]

alr

[slender hull]

Done

[glad vault]

they probably got in a fight first because the game plays like 2 drunk people fighting

[strong bane]

yo is there any way to play the old demo?

[devout hinge]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[low adder]

Goofy ass looking

[strong bane]

thanks bro

[idle crane]

@woeful leaf Use https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 if your image still has HUD

[woeful leaf]

OH whoops my bad

[devout hinge]

new art incoming hot and heavy

[idle crane]

Another wojac?

[devout hinge]

duh

[idle crane]

Nice

[regal quarry]

Just downloaded the playtest but I'm not getting any blood?

[jovial ridge]

Hello

[fast wasp]

Q: Why is there no blood/gore in the playtest?
The playtest version omits blood/gore due to the upcoming game show in Japan. These elements will be added back after the Japanese event, possibly after September.

[regal quarry]

Awww, thank you 😄

[wise ferry]

☠️

[glad vault]

whats the highest score yall have gotten in the dungeon rogue like

[ebon sierra]

7

[wise ferry]

No its just not added yet.

[jovial ridge]

I'm on vacation @worn heron

[ebon sierra]

The devs need to make the intro screen that tells you why there’s no blood or gore (where you literally have to press I UNDERSTAND) flash uncontrollably with mariachi music and all kinds of shit

[halcyon sluice]

alguem atualiza o jogo ai, quero jogar com sangue

[wise ferry]

Rs

[gilded frigate]

This society is helpless

[ebon sierra]

People be pressing I UNDERSTAND and don’t understand shit

[gilded frigate]

At this point you have to make people sign a fucking waiver

[strong bane]

wait where to download that demo where everything was dark and you were walking on cobble stone

[gilded frigate]

That's 0.3 on steam

[ebon sierra]

It’s called Half Sword Demo

Separate from the playtest on Steam

[glad vault]

LOL!

[strong bane]

ooooh

[gilded frigate]

Good job genuine porcupine

[strong bane]

ooh okay bro

thank

[idle crane]

Make them type no gore imo

[polar ingot]

Dumb Question: On the playtest are those real people or AI?

[idle crane]

Ai

[gilded frigate]

If you can't read that shit, how did they install the demo even??

[idle crane]

[polar ingot]

No wonder, the fist fights are crazy

[serene geode]

bro im getting jumped

[simple flare]

Why is there no gore in the game?

[loud river]

Because there would be complications with the game-show in Japan if they had blood, in turn they need to have it disabled, and most likely reenabled sometime after it in September.

[simple flare]

ok, thanks for replying

[limber gull]

Is the real game gonna be released this summer?

[true tartan]

is there any wat to skip the tutorial? I have been trying for 30 min to get past the tutorial but i just wont go to the next step after i do what it asks me

[wind sandal]

idk i just restarted when that happend to me and it was fine after that

[loud river]

We have not announced an official release date! Stay tuned this September for any new news.

[hallow tree]

Make the individual retype the disclaimer word for word before you can hit the button

[left dust]

Quick question, I have access to the older version of Half Sword (the one with ramping difficulty and boss battles) how do I get the new pvp cage match game? (Sorry if this is a stupid question, genuinely have no idea)

[soft osprey]

That’s the play test. Request access through steam store

[idle crane]

It isnt pvp but here is link https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

Request access wait 12 hours or less

[left dust]

Great

thank yall

[unreal mirage]

so romantic

[honest urchin]

I have a question, will the game cost when it comes out? if so how much?

[idle crane]

it will cost money we dont know how much yet

[strong bane]

guys how to grab people

[scarlet girder]

500 cigaretts

[honest urchin]

👍🏻

[idle crane]

Q and E

[scarlet girder]

press q or e when hands are near them

[strong bane]

does it work only in playtest or in demo too?

[idle crane]

Q for left hand E for right

Both

[minor geode]

this game is amazing

[scarlet girder]

demo too I think

[minor geode]

will there be multiplayer in the final release

[scarlet girder]

unknown

[loud river]

Local split screen has been tested with some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[minor geode]

so im guessing there will be a campaign of some sort

or like a level system, this game is like exanima but from close up and better physics

if anyone knows that game

[idle crane]

We also dont really know that more info will be revealed in September

[loud river]

We're big Exanima fans over here!

[minor geode]

i tried to get exanima first person to work but i never got it

[idle crane]

Devs took some inspiration from exanima

[loud river]

It is certainly a top-down only kinda game lol

First person would be pretty cool though

[minor geode]

this game might be the cure to my mordhau appetite

i got banned at 1.2k hours for using a skin changer lol

[spiral kite]

i need help with the game

[idle crane]

i can help

[loud river]

What's up?

[wooden socket]

am i the only one whos enemies just sometimes unlock their hidden potential mid-fight?
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/irgHAlWYT-dQ0Oe8d/d1337TDjuyme?invite=cr-MSw5dU4sMjAxNDg5MDU0LA like look at this

[spiral kite]

so i downloaded the fane on steam

[scarlet girder]

I would say chilvalry 2 is good too

[spiral kite]

i play it and it says experimental demo 0/3

[loud river]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Go here, request access to the playtest, and wait. When you get an email, it'll be in your steam library. It shouldn't take more than a few hours.

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[minor geode]

i prefer mordhau to chiv by a lot

[devout hinge]

skill issue

[gilded veldt]

does this guy have a name? or is literally everyone willie

[loud river]

Erebody Willie

Welcome to the Willie Club

[soft osprey]

There’s first person examina?!

[idle crane]

@wintry coral Image in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899 must be taken with camera mode however you can post regular screenshots here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856

[minor geode]

ther was a mod for it

[soft osprey]

Is it up to date do you know

[minor geode]

i think its broken

[idle crane]

Scythe man, death,grim reaper or willie

[soft osprey]

Damn.

[minor geode]

i never got it to work

[loud river]

bro my HDR is bricking my snipping tool

[fresh kiln]

how long did this game take to make?

[minor geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEqQTdfKG1s

[subtle solar]

he's like the matt of half sword

[true tartan]

Hello!After the tutorials show me how to give up i hold g and when i press star again i spawn in the same place as the tutorial,but the tutorial message wont appear

[soft osprey]

Now do blood, gore, and playtest

[loud river]

It's been in development for more than 2 years!

[minor geode]

doesnt look that good

[subtle solar]

just unbeatable to me

[idle crane]

And its still in development

[loud river]

That's not a tutorial, that's the Demo! It's an endless Roguelite gamemode, where the further you go the harder the enemies get, but the better the loot gets.

[idle crane]

your message kinda says that but i made it more clear

[subtle solar]

willie

[devout hinge]

funny how blood and playtest have almost the same number

[subtle solar]

on top

[loud river]

If you're looking for the Playtest, go to the Half-Sword Steam Store page, and request access to the Playtest.

[idle crane]

why no blood in playtest 😮

[soft osprey]

Lmfao less than I expected

[flint pagoda]

how long does it take to get access to the playtest

[soft osprey]

Less than 12 hours

[flint pagoda]

alr

[nova river]

peak game

[vapid pumice]

it took me like 10 minutes but it varies

[flint pagoda]

it looks so fun

[vapid pumice]

it is

[flint pagoda]

how do I know when I get access

[nova river]

figure it out didddy

[flint pagoda]

ok

[vapid pumice]

either you get a notif from steam or you notice the game in your library

[idle crane]

you get an email

[flint pagoda]

ok thank you guys

[soft osprey]

You got it diddy.

[nova river]

nice try diddy

[forest reef]

Show me your Diddy destroyer

[idle crane]

If you get the email and it isnt in your library restart steam it will be there

[soft osprey]

In half sword

[hexed horizon]

how tf i win lmao

[nova river]

how to apply to get tester tho

[soft osprey]

Steam store page

[unique yew]

does the playtest have online play?

[soft osprey]

No

[idle crane]

no

[unique yew]

okay thanks

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[nova river]

Goat Status

Didnt realize it was that easy, Thank you kind friend

[subtle solar]

I CAN FINALLY PLAYTEST AND I BEAT WILLIE

[vapid pumice]

huzzah

[west cloud]

blood

[hexed horizon]

im THE ROOOOOCK

[worn heron]

Ayye hope you're having a good time brotha

[restive tulip]

Am i fighting bots or players in pley test?

[loud river]

100 percent players

absolutely no lie there

[restive tulip]

nice

[loud river]

lmfao sorry I can't just leave it at that, it's all AI, multiplayer isn't in the game.

[soft osprey]

Also steam store page

[loud river]

Sorry for the goof

[restive tulip]

lmao np

[soft osprey]

Wow I didn’t realize how far back I went in chat lol ignore that Christopher

[round shale]

half of a sword

[restive tulip]

shame, could be great fun with voip

[craggy oriole]

Why is there no blood in the playtest

[charred lichen]

So everyone gets accepted for the playtest or is it only certain people?

[soft osprey]

Everyone in waves

[vagrant sable]

voip would be really fun

[loud river]

Local split screen has been tested with some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[charred lichen]

Thanks! 🙂

[restive tulip]

i applied last night, in first thing this morning

[round shale]

japanese competition thing
it's gonna be readded sometime september
check #1087768514024181870

[loud river]

Because there would be complications with the game-show in Japan if they had blood, in turn they need to have it disabled, and most likely reenabled sometime after it in September.

[craggy oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-patrick-bateman-joker-capcut-lightning-gif-12942689870829328706

[charred lichen]

I have so many games on my list to do now that im back from holiday its giving me stress. Atleast ill have to wait a bit for this haha

[loud river]

Good problem to have to be sure.

[charred lichen]

Absolutely

[gilded veldt]

chopped some guys head clean off, wouldve been a good picture from the front, but his blood spray blocked the camera!!

[soft osprey]

New desktop background on the right Ty

[gilded veldt]

yeah!!

[loud river]

Very nice, folks in #photography📷 would enjoy that

[round shale]

this is how it feels when you chug a whole tub of ben & jerry's fresh out of the freezer in one sitting

[sage hornet]

does anyone have some help with the first boss because i am terrible at the game

[loud river]

Rush him quick, don't give him space or time to hit you. Stay inside of his scythe. Wound him quick and it's just cleanup from there

[gentle topaz]

what is the point of clicking "f"?

[marsh cradle]

i dont like chicken wings chicken wings hot dogs and balony chicken and macaroni and i am not chillin with my homie
trick or treat or smell my feet
and i dont like hakunamatata
children i dont like everything u see on the internet it reminds me of farting without blinking very weird i like feedback so any feedback will make my feet black
who ever texts after me is gay

[timid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-heel-goosebumps-wwe-smackdown-gif-2623992635896597728

[sage hornet]

thank you kind traveler

[gilded veldt]

lock onto enemies

[marsh cradle]

gay read what i said

[gentle topaz]

aight, thanks

[gilded veldt]

[timid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dishonored-dishonored-2-corvo-attano-dishonored-trailer-i-dont-care-gif-2925028811268319311

[sage hornet]

i aint reading allat 🗣️ 🔥

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 keep it on topic fellas

[idle crane]

dont call people gay

[nova river]

lock on

[jagged mesa]

How do i turn on blood on the halfsword playtest?

[round shale]

cant

[loud river]

There is no blood in the playtest

[gentle topaz]

hasn't been added yet

[loud river]

I swear though, how do people miss the giant disclaimer screen?

Genuine question

[round shale]

penguinz0 video so loads of people coming in and dont bother to read stuff idk

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i-firmly-believe-that-everyone-would-benefit-from-the-school-making-required-reading-of-these-books-stan-marsh-south-park-the-big-fix-gif-24844791

[round shale]

oh wait y'all reduced slowmode to 10 seconds hooray

[gentle topaz]

at least people are coming

[soft osprey]

You know we joke about it but for real. Make it mandatory 😂

[round shale]

yeah

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 you can post this here instead. this channel is halfsword related stuff only

[loud river]

It ain't the Charlie vid, people weren't reading from the minute it dropped

[marsh cradle]

i sharted

[round shale]

least insane half sword player

[loud river]

Dude, stop.

[strong bane]

yo does the game work on linux?

[round shale]

what 💀

[soft osprey]

Genuine question, why don’t we lock discord until you read something about it and make them role react and all that

[loud river]

Unfortunately not, folks have been struggling to get it functioning on Linux.

[round shale]

oh hey I saw you last night
I was awake at uhhhhh 06:55

[flint pagoda]

I just got play test

[loud river]

Are you sure you don't have it? Check your library!

[vapid pumice]

bad luck or you didn't notice you already have it

[loud river]

People are accepted in batches, once enough people are waiting, another group gets accepted.

[soft osprey]

Restart steam

[vapid pumice]

hey, cuckold

[loud river]

Howdy Vlad

[vapid pumice]

does willie call us cuckold because i keep hearing smth that sounds like that

[sullen finch]

are there bosses in the game? :0

[loud river]

Indeed he does call us cuckold

[round shale]

if you can call them that then yes

[idle crane]

"Cuckold"-Willie

[vapid pumice]

oh, thank you cuckold

[soft osprey]

Like 5-6 I wanna say

[idle crane]

In the demo version yes

[loud river]

It'll be in your Library under the original demo, if you have it. Half Sword Playtest

[sullen finch]

oooooh okay got it

i've only played the playtest

[placid scarab]

Play the original

[round shale]

1st boss is death, 2nd is a crazy rich person, 3rd is a bunch of lumberjacks, 4th is the least insane ottoman sultan, and 5th is some naked guy I think

[soft osprey]

Oh just wait till you see the gore in the demo lol

[gilded veldt]

in the demo, there’s the grim willieaper, the three goons, and i haven’t got farther then that
(there’s no official names i just made these names up)

[placid scarab]

Playtest is better but the original gives you more of the real experience 🦅

[vapid pumice]

the demo has blood and gore, you find loot in it, its like a roguelite that is missing a leg and both arms

[idle crane]

there is 6 bosses

[sullen finch]

Hahhah okay thank u guys!!!

[soft osprey]

Scythe boss and lumberjack are the hardest

Imo

[vapid pumice]

i can usually kill death by penetration with spear

[round shale]

4th one is kinda piss annoying because of the two large swords he has

[idle crane]

Willie stab

[round shale]

it gets easier once you destroy one of the arms though

[soft osprey]

I’ve made it to the end a couple times. Make sure to grab the scythe from the first boss lol that shit will carry you far

[plain cloud]

Eh you only need one leg anyway and arms are just holding you back

[gilded veldt]

no matter what i can not get used to the spear

[gilded veldt]

i prefer the long axe

[west cloud]

get real

[vapid pumice]

if you hit them you win, thats pretty much it
but its not fun to use tbh

[round shale]

average kettle helmet user when they come across a spear or polearm

[vapid pumice]

same goes for willie, if he stabs you with spear you are also dead

[round shale]

(absolutely no face protection)

[vapid pumice]

willie no...

[soft osprey]

Willie yes

[gilded veldt]

willie maybe

[round shale]

willie possible

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/no-god-please-no-no-please-no-no-god-no-yelling-gif-26334008

[gilded veldt]

willie why

[round shale]

willie how

[gilded veldt]

willie when

[round shale]

willie who

[gilded veldt]

willie what

[round shale]

what?

[soft osprey]

Willie where?

[idle crane]

I tried some proper parrying

[gilded veldt]

willie goodbye

[round shale]

Where's Willie?

[soft osprey]

Damn bro how you hit so hard

[vapid pumice]

parrying is suprisingly satisfying in this game

[idle crane]

when your good at it which im not

[worn heron]

This is great! Did you draw this?

[west cloud]

yes

[idle crane]

you have to step into your hits to get extra momentum

[worn heron]

fantastic job 💙👌

[idle crane]

also crouch if your swinging at the floor

[vapid pumice]

get

[idle crane]

[worn heron]

should definitely also put it in #art-🎨 if you haven't so it gets some recognition c:

[worn heron]

omg is your profile picture this dude

[idle crane]

hello blueberry

[vapid pumice]

yes

[bitter badge]

can i join the playtest please

[worn heron]

alloo

[devout hinge]

mista blueberry

[worn heron]

fantastic

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ request access here

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[rose horizon]

ur game is good gg

[idle crane]

then wait 12 hours or less

[worn heron]

the devs accept people every few hours! Just send the request on steam and you'll get a confirmation email!

[bitter badge]

Just did, ty

[gilded veldt]

do you fellas think he's dead yet

[rose horizon]

no

[worn heron]

shouldn't be long! The game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest" when you're confirmed

[vapid pumice]

give him another good hit

[soft osprey]

Will try it later. I feel like half my attacks just slide off or bounce off with no damage lol

[worn heron]

I'm glad you think so! Thank you c:

[round shale]

average half sword experience

come across half sword
play demo
"this game is good"
request access to playtest
play more demo to pass time
get access to playtest
get bored of playtest because no blood (average hs player)
return to demo

[severe seal]

Get a mace and hit it

[vapid pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-fight-jujutsu-kaisen-fight-yuji-gif-3573707543397174657

i am you

[severe seal]

i honestly dont know how i came across to halfsword

[round shale]

literally

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/there-will-be-blood-jigsaw-john-saw2-its-gonna-be-bloody-gif-22083044

[devout hinge]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3N5MmxrOG14YnRqYzhsd2d4eG1peTVkdWVjbjYzb3Vhb29oZnRmZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/mtY26FGwbcDQk64avU/giphy.gif

[severe seal]

Halfsword irl when

[worn heron]

I've already tried and I got arrested it's not worth it

[round shale]

dawg they had irl halfsword for like 600 years back in the days

[vapid pumice]

get willie's irl counterpart

and put him infront of a target

[gilded veldt]

what if half sword was a golf game

[severe seal]

there wasnt enough gore back then!!

[vapid pumice]

what if half sword was freaky sword

[gilded veldt]

swing at the head, hole in one!!

[brisk steppe]

Nigh Nigh Mr.Fantastic

[round shale]

"NOOOOOOOOOOO real medieval times was a ripoff of halfsword because they didnt have functioning gore engines!!!!!"

[worn heron]

see like what kinda bs

[vapid pumice]

real

[worn heron]

a homie just wanna duel a man to the death

[round shale]

i aint a big fan of the government

[worn heron]

-# respectfully

[vapid pumice]

wait, is it legal to walk around dressed in full knights armor? (without weaponry)

[severe seal]

Bullshit the government is jealuos of the game

[round shale]

it is legal actually

[worn heron]

absolutely

[vapid pumice]

...oh yes

[loud river]

Canada is on some BULLSH-

[honest pine]

hello my kittens

[loud river]

the UK is banning medieval weaponry soon too aparantly

Pollaxes, Longswords, all of em

[worn heron]

in fact, that's how Game Seer (our sponsors) met Ivan and Franky, they were dressed up in full plate armour, and Game Seer immediately thought "yeah, we need them."

[idle crane]

Im a bit rusty. i need to get better

[round shale]

infact I did research on this because I was looking into purchasing some plate armour once
it is not illegal to walk around in public with full armour on, however if you walk into a store with armour then you MAY be asked to leave if they presume you are causing a disturbance
it is also not illegal to walk around with a sword however you might be having a conversation with the police if you do

[worn heron]

[severe seal]

isnt medieval weaponry the whole point of uk

[loud river]

Bro I NEED to hear this story straight from the horse's mouth LMFAO

[round shale]

dawg over here in the uk some guy literally stabbed 7 people with a sword in a neighbourhood it was all over the news

[soft osprey]

How else are they gonna get rid of those damn frenchies

[worn heron]

it's great lol. check Game Seer's website and read their Half Sword section, it talks about how they met and drank mead at a medieval bar after that.

[round shale]

following in half sword's footsteps

[loud river]

that happens with kitchen knives and random household stuff. Ain't unique to medieval stuff

[round shale]

yeah

[worn heron]

The sponsorship was a perfect match, haha

[vapid pumice]

can you draw the sword and demand a filthy peasant to bring you bread

[soft osprey]

You can it just might not work

[loud river]

Woah dude, chill on that

[worn heron]

possibly might have some consequences?

[severe seal]

uhoh

[gilded veldt]

fit check

[loud river]

@severe seal cool your jets, don't say something like that again.

[round shale]

southport 😭

[idle crane]

Brave stand is the consequence

[severe seal]

thats idk

[vapid pumice]

except they have small, very fast metal arrows

[round shale]

bro your arm is thinner than a 2x4

[gilded veldt]

it’s exposed skeleton there now

[worn heron]

he's been losing weight, don't be rude

[severe seal]

Exercise more

[round shale]

bro's been losing a little bit more than weight

[vapid pumice]

with the assistance of willie

[soft osprey]

Good he was getting a bit chubby

[bleak kite]

my hundreds of hours of EXANIMA has given me a certain set of skills 😉

[round shale]

my guy I kid you not your shoulder is gone

[loud river]

Real and true!

[vapid pumice]

thats just the light tricking your eyes

[upper siren]

how the hell you get up there

[worn heron]

secret 🤫

[soft osprey]

He jumped

[round shale]

he used the stairs

[white coral]

someone quickdraws the knight

[upper siren]

i bet i could guess

[severe seal]

Williecopter+

[vapid pumice]

guess away

[round shale]

kingdom come deliverance simps when half sword comes out before kcd2

[little laurel]

this game is hilarious

[gilded veldt]

happens to everyone

[upper siren]

i dont wanna ruin the secret

[soft osprey]

What a handsome lad

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-head-gif-5594921

[wheat orbit]

how do I exit the demo version?

[clever sage]

Anyone know why the game crashes when I try to return to menu in the play test

[gilded veldt]

alt+f4

[soft osprey]

Esc key then quit

[vapid pumice]

just leave

[round shale]

esc then menu then return to desktop

[worn heron]

Alright, For the playtest, Go to steam to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 160,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

When the confirmation email is in your inbox (be sure to check your spam just in case!) the game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest"

enjoy and welcome to HalfSword!

babaoom

[severe seal]

burn your pc

[worn heron]

copy pastad

[vapid pumice]

i'm gonna save that for later, ty

[severe seal]

thats not how you exit the demo thats how you play the playtest stop spreading misinformation!!!

[round shale]

you definitely have that on standby for anyone who doesnt know how to get playtest

[clever sage]

Why does the game crash when I try to go to menu in the play test?

[worn heron]

it may be an issue with Dx11 or Dx12. You can try swapping from one to the other.

[soft osprey]

Shame this man

[round shale]

it knows you want to escape

[worn heron]

I refuse to believe somebody is asking how to quit a game

bro has to be wondering how to get the playtest version

[loud river]

https://www.game-seer.com/portfolio/half-sword-published-by-game-seer/

So freakin cool

[worn heron]

right? It's a good read

[loud river]

Game Seer is such a dope company

[soft haven]

will there be multiplayer?

[round shale]

I have become even more british than I was before

[loud river]

Thanks @buoyant spire

[round shale]

what a name

[worn heron]

Theyre developing local splitscreen support currently, but nothing more ATM. More will be revealed at TGS

[wheat orbit]

I've been playing for over an hour, but nothing came to the mail

[little laurel]

I just run at them with my arms outstretched waving around wildly...I call it "the blender"

[vapid pumice]

playing? AFTER requesting access, right?

[soft osprey]

That’s awesome lol

[soft osprey]

Average half sword player

[buoyant spire]