halfsword-chat-⚔

[strong sage]

Your not online

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-pointing-ya-mutha-emoji-smile-gif-17867405

[sharp cedar]

how do i play the other maps?

or do i have to be a playtester?

[foggy nova]

yes

[jolly gorge]

That was pretty fun. Just beheaded as many people as i could after I killed them.

[strong sage]

Behead your head, an send it to me

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-no-head-so-no-head-sad-joker-joker-sad-gif-5250316180729187226

[jolly gorge]

I'm good. Thanks.

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dark-knight-joker-2008joker-gif-3556836502504816271

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-laugh-evil-heath-ledger-gif-16756473

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-do-it-batman-lopunny-theres-no-laws-against-the-pokemon-pokemon-joker-gif-314226898576851043

[little verge]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[strong sage]

Why mc wonder

[sharp cedar]

looks like i wait for that email baby

[little verge]

We have two channels for a reason.

[strong sage]

Me an you saw that

Sorry I’m faded

[jolly gorge]

🐟

[strong sage]

So

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-dance-mj-kick-gif-17792956937458520413

What weapon is your go to gang

[stiff belfry]

i just want fucking blood in playtest

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-scary-mean-gif-18267879

[lavish estuary]

I wish we could get max tier weapons and no armor, would be v cool me thinks

[dark tendon]

Fr

[lavish estuary]

real

[stiff belfry]

so fun using swords but man is it gonna be so much more fun when i can see my throat slice damage

[lavish estuary]

REAL

[stiff belfry]

poleaxe, billhook or bastard sword

[strong sage]

I agree

I suck shit with anything else

[stiff belfry]

the cudgel is pretty easy to use

[little verge]

New Gif

[stiff belfry]

can you send the one of willie punching the shit out of the guy in first person so i can favorite it

[chilly oracle]

whats the name of these again? (left)

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[stiff belfry]

oh wtfff

ive never even seen that in game thats so cool

[stiff belfry]

thank you

[stiff belfry]

what class is this?

it appears to be some form of battleaxe

or long axe rather

[chilly oracle]

third from the top

[stiff belfry]

but idk cause its not double sided

[devout hinge]

Bradiche

Or bardiche

[little verge]

I think is it classifies as a bardiche but I'm not positive.

[stiff belfry]

i thought bradiche's HAD to have the curved blade?

[devout hinge]

Nay

[stiff belfry]

hm thats really cool then

[devout hinge]

Well on Google most examples of a bardiche are curved

[strong sage]

It’s a halberd

Just a farm tool made into one

[slender delta]

Excuse me, please, but questions about the game in this chat, or is it better to have everything in the feedback?

[strong sage]

Ask away

[little verge]

This is the place.

[strong sage]

It just works

[slender delta]

is it a mistake or an idea of the developers that there is no blood in the playtest, but there is in the demo, and also why the mode from the demo is not in the playtest, it was fun, although the new ones are very interesting

[dense hazel]

how i get access

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-type-fast-jim-carrey-speed-typing-gif-12747003

[stiff belfry]

freaksword

[worn heron]

Volgue

[dense hazel]

im tryna play the game can u give me access or do i gotta wait

[strong sage]

Its blue

[little verge]

The playtest is for in person demonstration. There is not blood on purpose so that it can be displayed openly and not behind an ID verfied booth.

[strong sage]

Wait an shit

[little verge]

Steam store scroll down.

[worn heron]

A bardiche is fastened at the top and curved down to another secure site midway down the shaft

[dense hazel]

i alr did that

i was js wonderin if i could js ask a mod or sum

[muted granite]

Its like the coolest willie gif lol

[worn heron]

(add when)

[strong sage]

Curved like a banana

https://tenor.com/view/fall-out-it-just-works-todd-howard-gif-15906998

[little verge]

Nope a select few members of the dev team have access. It is done in batches a few times a day.

[thorn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-man-wig-tiktok-chinese-wig-man-gif-23061952

[slender delta]

thanks for the answer, will there be a mode from the demo version, or is it all a placeholder?

[little verge]

placeholder.

[slender delta]

It's a shame, but thanks

[lavish estuary]

when do we get the battlepass update

[strong sage]

That’s disturbing, I watched it 10 times straight

[chilly oracle]

my only problem with the Volgue is that even if you dont take any damage at all Willie moves a bunch when trying to handle it with handling that didnt make him move around so aggressively previously when holding it

[chilly oracle]

after taking the few steps back after slicing the guy I dont press the WASD keys

[little verge]

It is the hardest in my experience to control.

[strong sage]

That was cool

[shy island]

what

[chilly oracle]

I find it a bit annoying when trying to poke them but Willie is aggressivly trying to walk at them

[strong sage]

I wish we could dismember arms when they wear armor

Kinda sucks

Like at these points

[little verge]

He has balance issues lol.

[worn heron]

I updated my Nvidia drivers and now my second monitor won't connect to my pc

I'm not monkeying rn

[chilly oracle]

ye, it will be fixed in the future in time

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/whomp-whomp-womp-womp-the-office-thumbs-down-kevin-malone-gif-11451258

[strong sage]

Restart your pc?

[worn heron]

I have

[little verge]

Yeah that is the best part of being in this early we get to see how good it becomes over time.

[worn heron]

I've also tried reinstalling the drivers

[strong sage]

Maybe disconnect your first monitor

[chilly oracle]

if I see dudes like that I just keep stabbing their arms

[strong sage]

An use only your other monitor

Then when it works

Plug in your first monitor

[worn heron]

Perhp

[strong sage]

Worth a shot

[devout hinge]

Skiisue

[worn heron]

nop

[strong sage]

I just wanna be able to chop off there arm if I have an axe, you know

[strong sage]

Your pc won’t connect to your second monitor

Did you unplug your first one first

[worn heron]

yis

[little verge]

We will see when the gore is re-implemented. I think we will be able to.

[true harness]

How do I play other game modes that isn’t the one where I’m in the dark dungeon place

[little verge]

Have you tried cycling your input setting, somtimes it just needs reminded its there.

[strong sage]

Reset your pc with your second monitor only plugged in

Try that

[little verge]

Steam store page scroll down.

[true harness]

Do I just gotta wait until they accept me?

[worn heron]

Oh also Our power also flickered earlier and I swear to fucking god if it shorted the HDMI cable or something

[nimble thorn]

Bro one hand weapon is OP against two handed weapons

You can just grab their weapon and its over

[worn heron]

I did actually to no avail

[little verge]

Correct. It never takes more then 12hrs and often much less.

[shy island]

they accepted me automatically

[loud river]

I kinda hope we aren't able to hack off limbs past the elbow/above the knee. It's like next to impossible to one shot cut off a limb that high up with pretty much any of the weapons we have in the game so far

[strong sage]

Swap cords and see

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/that-sucks-sucks-vacuum-feels-bad-womp-womp-gif-10825450829940855859

[strong sage]

If the other thing I told you doesn’t work

Maybe it could be the hdmi

[shy island]

check your email

[chilly oracle]

stabby stabby

[spice briar]

gore will be added right?

[loud river]

no never

[shy island]

hope so

[little verge]

Yes when it is ready to be released again.

[loud river]

gore has been permanatly removed, change in management

[strong sage]

Yes

[shy island]

false

[worn heron]

hey guuuuyyysss.

[loud river]

it will now be a My Little Pony tie in Friendship Is Magic game

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/enclave-fallout-fallout2-shut-up-kill-yourself-gif-25241557

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-maybealitte-dwayne-therock-gif-22671992

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-joseph-oh-you-thirsty-for-some-suck-juice-suck-it-gif-22798982

[worn heron]

starting to think the power flicker shorted one of my HDMI cables

[strong sage]

So now the other monitor works

When you switch cables

[little verge]

Where do you get all your templates btw? I lost my good ones.

[pine marlin]

the

[pine marlin]

he made it i guess

[worn heron]

Primary Monitor output do be workin, secondary monitor output do not

[chilly oracle]

I just draw it on a grid in an art application then drag images

[worn heron]

I think it's the cord

[strong sage]

Switch the cord

Check if that is it

[wooden socket]

theyre begging each other for mercy

[worn heron]

Yeah I'm looking for one rn

[chilly oracle]

what ever I dont need I crop

[dull moth]

HOW do you guys play on different maps please

[hazy karma]

nice xbox controller 😂

[worn heron]

thanks lol I custom built it

[hazy karma]

looks neat as hell man

[worn heron]

[true island]

nerf that big club w/ the spikes in it

it's way too light

[worn heron]

Alright, For the playtest, Go to steam to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 100,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

[devout hinge]

I think it's realistic enough

[worn heron]

Goedendag is perfect how it is 🥰 I love my baby

[strong sage]

Looks like a fucked up dildo

[worn heron]

so do you

[stiff belfry]

hit em with the ol' bait n switch

[strong sage]

My body is one?

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-side-eye-confused-clapping-gif-14741917063569043913

[stiff belfry]

@fluid wren i saw that

[worn heron]

well I think when the power flicker happened, something internal happened with one of my second monitor ports.

[little verge]

I was reffering more to you wojacks.

[stiff belfry]

something racist i will not repeat

[worn heron]

bro.

[severe falcon]

hard r is crazy

[worn heron]

You need to ask??

...

[strong sage]

Lavish is givin those Indian vibes

[worn heron]

well thanks for repeating yourself, makes it easier for me to warn you.

[strong sage]

Jumanji

[worn heron]

I shouldn't have to spell that out for you.

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/whatyearisit-cardiac-gif-22108627

[severe falcon]

do you need to do anything else to get the playtest

or do u just request on steam

[tight wraith]

request and wait

from what i heard

[severe falcon]

shots g

[strong sage]

The request will give you the game

[severe falcon]

easy

[worn heron]

you dropped a slur twice.

get over yourself.

[severe falcon]

joined the chat and first thing i saw was a 15 year old dropping the n bomb

[worn heron]

[severe falcon]

jon jones n bomb

[tight wraith]

lol

[stiff belfry]

you said the hard R your so cool and original oh my god dude theres nobody doing what ur doing rn

[worn heron]

We all saw it dumbass

[severe falcon]

this guy punches metal for fum

[strong sage]

Your living under a rock

[stiff belfry]

dude i think he he has a brother named Brutus the Indifferent

[strong sage]

Or in India

[worn heron]

dude are you like 12

[tight wraith]

(ninjr)<---- hard r

[severe falcon]

i dont got no problem if hes black and says it

but

lavish imma keep it a back

[stiff belfry]

hes just trying to be edgy

[severe falcon]

you come off as a white 13 yo

[worn heron]

We do not allow the use of slurs in the server, it is simple as that.

[severe falcon]

thats tryna be cool

[stiff belfry]

pin it

[tight wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-23436511

[worn heron]

Then get your edgy ass the hell out of here.

[severe falcon]

browses twitter gore

[strong sage]

Ah I got head pain from thinking about it

[worn heron]

chat, should I execute him?

[severe falcon]

twice

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[severe falcon]

never refer to me as chat again

[stiff belfry]

can i coinflip for it

you pick what side execute is

[tight wraith]

tails

[strong sage]

Ye

I say ye here

[woeful cargo]

bludgen thy rascal

[severe falcon]

lavish run it up in smash bros

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[severe falcon]

winner stays

[stiff belfry]

bludgeon the rascal

[strong sage]

We’re joking

[worn heron]

The fact you don't know what you did speaks miles for your attitude

[strong sage]

lol definitely a kid

[tight wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rekt-boi-elmo-shot-execution-gif-15314352

[severe falcon]

dragon bruva

hes rage baiting u

[stiff belfry]

HALFSWORD GAMING

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268416289425326120/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[strong sage]

Play the game

[severe falcon]

mike perry type shi

[warm blade]

yeah devs since when the did the npcs speacialize in FUCKING UFC

[severe falcon]

me on open mat

[stiff belfry]

dude thats not ufc thats a bane backbreaker hold

[worn heron]

I dunno man we get some really subintelligent people here. If he expects to just drop two hard slurs and pretend he didn't, it's not gonna happen lmao

[severe falcon]

kids class

[worn heron]

[strong sage]

Shits funny

[stiff belfry]

me exercising my signature open mat omoplata escape (letting my arm pop 5 times until my partner asks if im okay)

[tight wraith]

[vital egret]

editing down my stream ill have clips then

[severe falcon]

me when i escape an armbar and get a ground and pound elbow tko (we're doing full guard drills)

(8-10s class)

[stiff belfry]

at openmat you either have the like 50yr old dudes who just want to roll after work or the fuckin 15 year old blue belt who is gonna try to flying triangle you 5 seconds into the roll

[strong sage]

Oh shit

[worn heron]

nothing, but you used it twice, and acted like nothing would be wrong with it.

[stiff belfry]

coach just told me escape guard he didnt say biting and knives werent allowed

[strong sage]

One is slow, one is adhd induced autism

[worn heron]

please educate yourself on hate speech and racism.

[woeful cargo]

strenght build vs agility build

[tight wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-shut-up-stop-shut-your-mouth-shut-it-down-gif-20324546

[stiff belfry]

i think most of us have autism in here in the least bannable way possible

jiu jitsu, autism, and medieval history go together like the golden girls

[severe falcon]

more off a slam on the neck at any given chance guy myself

[strong sage]

Nah I’m autistic for sure, why the fuck would I be on discord

[worn heron]

somehow, I really don't believe that

[severe falcon]

the modern day three musketeers

[stiff belfry]

i get home from a long day of work, go try and break susans arm down at 10th planet, then come home to chiv 2 and halfsword

[severe falcon]

flying knee takedown defence is up there too

[stiff belfry]

i think i like this little life

[stiff belfry]

wtf is a sprawl (uppercut minmax meta)

[strong sage]

The little things matter

Like buhurt

I definitely wanna go there

[wooden socket]

i could be wrong but i dont think this is how you half sword

[woeful cargo]

what about spinjutsu?

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268416289425326120/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[woeful cargo]

yup

[stiff belfry]

ties in with medieval history in a lovely way

[severe seal]

what about williejutsu?

[severe falcon]

fucking susan

[worn heron]

murder

[severe falcon]

shouldnt have gotten herself in the armbar in the first place

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/man-watching-looking-fear-scared-gif-20121830

[severe falcon]

last time i checked

you couldnt tap in a street fight

[severe seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[stiff belfry]

for a split second i thought he only got the top half of his head cut off and i was so fucking hype

i know that type of dismemeberment will never come because its so hard to do but man would it be sick

[severe falcon]

if a random roblox game can do it

we can too

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-spinning-spin-playing-enjoying-gif-17445384

my willie pov

[surreal cape]

my steam still wont work 😐

[strong sage]

That’s sad

I’ve seen that before

[worn heron]

try this on for size

[stiff belfry]

that bottom right pic is so nastily-beautiful

[severe seal]

willie has gone thru unimagineable things

[stiff belfry]

theres a word for that i think its macabre

[strong sage]

Hannibal lecture would get a hard on for this

[stiff belfry]

i love project zomboid

[severe seal]

hop on...

[severe falcon]

than call me hannibal lecture

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-deathmetal-cannibalcorpse-live-gif-9163333

[chilly oracle]

oh my god I finally found the hard drive adapter for my computer

[worn heron]

everybody form a 15 meter circle around this man

[chilly oracle]

after like 3 days

[worn heron]

not less

[stiff belfry]

ive found my people

[strong sage]

Don’t eat the women, what’s the point

[stiff belfry]

god i cant stop looking at the bottom right pic

thats so fucking nasty

[tardy hill]

This chat is in touch with humanity

[severe seal]

we dont have a dedicated server yet tho sadly

all 6 of us are too lazy to portforward

[stiff belfry]

the 2 bottom pics are so gross

[worn heron]

don't forget to go for a walk later

[stiff belfry]

indifferent broccoli does it for super cheap

[severe seal]

we gotta pay?

[stiff belfry]

im gonna need a glass of water i feel sick

for a dedicated server yeah usually

[tardy hill]

will the game struggle to get onto steam with this much gore?

[severe falcon]

sounds like a nasty strain

[stiff belfry]

blood trail

[severe seal]

id stick to invites

[tardy hill]

I have no frame of reference

[severe falcon]

it aint that good bru

icl

[strong sage]

I like that but the controls felt clunky

[worn heron]

we don't talk about that monstrosity

[stiff belfry]

yeah its just gory asf

i brought it up to imply that no i doubt itll have issues

[strong sage]

Reloading sucks in it

[severe falcon]

melee stystem is ass

[worn heron]

I mean we do, just do shit on it

[severe falcon]

movememnt sucks shit

[worn heron]

[strong sage]

But the animations are cool

[severe falcon]

just play blade and sorcery with sum mods

[severe seal]

add me as friend or dont if you dont want to get added to a group

[stiff belfry]

added you king

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-smirk-gif-3783069863447349174

[stiff belfry]

its crazy that the playtest rn has no blood but this is what their cooking up behind the scenes

[strong sage]

The woman Willie update

[worn heron]

here at Half Sword Games we believe that you have to have a game behind the gore that you are pushing out to the masses. That's why we have issues with blood trail, as it's mainly just a snuff simulator

[stiff belfry]

mainly? lol

at one point dont you just fucking melt an abandoned mental hospital for no reason

[severe falcon]

i hope the bloke behind blood trail follows up on the updates

[worn heron]

besides, we're going to implement a slider to control the amount of gore present too.

[severe falcon]

it took him abt 2 yers for the most recent one

[strong sage]

He’s probably doing crack

[severe falcon]

so unno

hey mate

[strong sage]

Like the hitman from the game

[worn heron]

yeah sounds about right

[severe falcon]

it never stopped me doing my year 12 exams

[fickle bloom]

bro

[severe falcon]

he has no excuse

[fickle bloom]

this game would be cool

[stiff belfry]

do you work directly w HSG?

[fickle bloom]

if I could do half the fucking shit the bots in the top tier bracket could do

[little verge]

Give it time you will eventually.

[strong sage]

It’s not my choice, I like farting and sniffing it in a hot room tho

[severe falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/max-holloway-justin-gaethje-ufc-300-gif-9148006152567112952

[worn heron]

I keep closely in touch with their development processes, but I don't work directly for them. Everything I do is volunteer work

[stiff belfry]

its vewy simple once you figure out how to use the weight of your weapon right

[fickle bloom]

bro they just throw me to the ground and beat my fucking ass

[stiff belfry]

i woke up my neighbors with my screaming when this happened

[worn heron]

I like to keep people informed, so I keep myself informed as such!

[stiff belfry]

fuck yeah dude your awesome

[severe falcon]

light work mate

the entire neighbourhood knew

[fickle bloom]

They literally do nothing but run into me and throw me on the ground and I flail around like a turtle.

Yet I knock one of these cocksuckers down?

[worn heron]

I try my best c:

[fickle bloom]

You best believe they're getting up before that ref calls 2

[severe falcon]

type shit i been on

[worn heron]

[strong sage]

Lmao

[loud river]

gross ass shit lmfao

[woeful cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938554064063578202/1220830107300659344/WOOOOOO.gif

[fickle bloom]

You guys prefer playtest or demo

[little verge]

At least use it in an appropriate context.

[severe falcon]

nah but real shit every last round in mma sparring u gotta do it

[fickle bloom]

You train???

[severe falcon]

tradition at my gym

[strong sage]

I won’t do it again

[stiff belfry]

brain damage is not optional on the last round of sparring its mandatory

[strong sage]

Not for a while at least 🐸

[severe falcon]

course cuz im 2-0 muay thai

[stiff belfry]

its always a light spar until one mf gets pressed

[little verge]

Playtest for me. I like the movement better. Demo has some things I miss still.

[stiff belfry]

im 3-1 in amateur mma humble flex

[strong sage]

Yer

[stiff belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/twearking.gif

[severe falcon]

i jus start wrestling

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1265611630637748274/willieball.gif

[fickle bloom]

Good shit brother. I started training Jiu-jitsu and striking like 8 months back at a local gym? U got in good with some of the guys I train with and I'll be joining the Sherrifs department shortly.

[strong sage]

Joe Biden after leaving office

[severe falcon]

if ur gonna be a cunt abt sparring im gonna khabib u

[fickle bloom]

I don't fight for competition tho ur badass mang.

[severe falcon]

haha shots cuz

[strong sage]

I would fart an lock you in the stinky room

[stiff belfry]

muay thai isnt real if you have a good double leg

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-we-have-a-true-get-this-man-a-true-true-gif-8856917097123019081

[strong sage]

No escape

[severe falcon]

ik a ton of ppl doing police work that train jitz

[fickle bloom]

Yep.

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-mekro-gif-27551956

[fickle bloom]

Knee to chest my brotha,

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[stiff belfry]

honestly whatever keeps them from shooting people

id love to see cops locking up gogoplatas instead

[severe falcon]

yeah but im literally sean o malley

so

🤷‍♂️

[fickle bloom]

Law Enforcement physical standards are so low because no one wants to be law enforcement.

[chilly oracle]

I found the hard drive adapter for the hard drive I keep my stuff on :D

[little verge]

I need these I lost mine so my half sword memes can come to life.

[fickle bloom]

Knee to chest as in it's the most popular transitionable thing from Jiu-Jitsu to law enforcement.

[severe falcon]

also jack della chins shavkat

mark my words

[fickle bloom]

I wouldn't try you and you wouldn''t try me ik these things

[little verge]

Please take the MMA conversation to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[severe falcon]

my fault gang

[strong sage]

Please take me to my grandma

I didn’t mind the mma

[little verge]

You need to go to bed drunky

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-ghost-death-gif-27106641

[chilly oracle]

a few more

[little verge]

Thank you. Freddie and Hi-def ming are gonna make my nexty HS video pop.

[chilly oracle]

np

[little verge]

Did you see willie ermagerd?

[chilly oracle]

?

[chilly oracle]

lol

[little verge]

Classic memes are the best IMO.

[wooden socket]

i straight up forced a stalemate

neither of us can move

i got that fat w by managing to get up

[chilly oracle]

they just are

[little verge]

I hate when this happens. I try and crawl over and flop them into submission.

[chilly oracle]

what would you guys say is the hardest weapon to use?

[jolly gorge]

hands

[devout hinge]

short spear

[little verge]

Polearms in the playtest for me.

[wooden socket]

1 arm sword + shield

[chilly oracle]

I guess ill try using the spear then the sword + shield

[devout hinge]

literally anything beside the sword before the update that made weapons swing easier

polearms literally had a speedcap

[devout hinge]

sword+shield is a pretty good combo

[chilly oracle]

no no no, I want the worst possible hand

that isnt fists

[idle crane]

1 handed billhook

On 2nd class

[chilly oracle]

now this sounds horrid, let me try that

[chilly oracle]

this right?

[idle crane]

Yeah

[devout hinge]

that one cant even get the billhook

[idle crane]

That's a billhook it's just a small one

[devout hinge]

wacky

[devout hinge]

i take my words back the short spear with the buckler is the worst combo @chilly oracle

[idle crane]

Yeah that ain't great

[devout hinge]

the thing is 2 handing the short spear is actually alright

its just a shorter spear that performs faster than the normal one

[idle crane]

Yep

Willies wrist are too weak to handle it in one hand

[chilly oracle]

if you try to beat them to death instead of stab them with it, it has better results

[devout hinge]

im actually getting some good gameplay from 2handing the short spear

i was an adventurer like you until i took a billhook to the knee

[chilly oracle]

knife guys are hard to deal with when using it but you still can

[sullen flint]

i usally try grab them with my off hand

ik its cheesy but it works lol

[chilly oracle]

you cant really do that with the billhook as you are more so trying to beat them to death and it takes a lot longer

and from what I've encountered if you try it you are very likey to get your guts stabbed and probably get killed or really hurt

or stab the arm you are grabbing with

[loud river]

yooo another big vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ugmlp_OGM

[chilly oracle]

I usually grab knife dudes arms if I know I can kill them fast

like if I have a knife

[severe seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1242717390991786067/cult_like.gif

[chilly oracle]

ill have to try that

[devout hinge]

try it on the 5th class where they have chestplates your ass will NOT kill anything

[tacit thicket]

time capsule

[little verge]

Bringing it back with HS

[tacit thicket]

💪

[tribal prairie]

gei

[versed eagle]

||i love men||

[chilly oracle]

I tried on this class but ill change it to the other one

[devout hinge]

fair enough

[versed eagle]

when is 0.4 update coming?

[idle crane]

We don't fully know but sometimes after September I believe

[tacit thicket]

using the halberd i somehow managed to pop his helmet out

[chilly oracle]

he got bonked

[devout hinge]

maybe i have a skill issu

[tacit thicket]

and didnt record the exact moment, but i attacked him on his left shoulder

[devout hinge]

doesnt count you have a bigger shield

and you knocked him out using the shield not the spear

[chilly oracle]

smaller shield time

[devout hinge]

buckler!!!

[chilly oracle]

there is no buckler on 5

[devout hinge]

fair enough

[little verge]

Expect news in September.

[placid crag]

whats that you said update 0.4 drops tomorrow?

[chilly oracle]

I promoted him to handicap parking

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/rainn-wilson-shh-secret-prank-gif-17131726

[placid crag]

https://tenor.com/view/double-backflip-trampoline-mahandzel-gif-1618785483042981671

[devout hinge]

fair enough i have a skill issu

[brittle robin]

https://tenor.com/view/poleaxe-knight-medieval-duel-owned-gif-24694730

[uncut slate]

a lot of people are gonna download this game because it seems like you have a lot of control over hand fighting compared to other games like ufc, then theyre gonna download the game and find out its just chicken squabbles.

[alpine lynx]

brainrot

[uncut slate]

nah thats the og brainrot

[alpine lynx]

real

[gray pumice]

How do you get the new playtest?

[uncut slate]

request on steam

[gray pumice]

Ok thanks

[uncut slate]

they accepted mine in like shi 8 hours

[gray pumice]

so pretty quick thanks

[little verge]

Yeah it all depends on who is up to accept people.

[idle crane]

I got accepted in 10 minutes

(I was one of firste 30 people to apply)

[uncut slate]

i fell asleep so i got no clue how long it took

[little verge]

I was on when it went live and got it instantly.

[idle crane]

It was funny because it was broken so we had to wait longer anyway

[little verge]

but we were accepted and that was all that mattered.

[wanton shadow]

can i enable gore?

[woeful cargo]

Nuh uh

[wanton shadow]

:((

why

there is no blood

[idle crane]

Read the faq

[jolly gorge]

quie

[warm moth]

when blood update?

[brave relic]

Lock on target doesn't work?

[jolly gorge]

wdym

in the demo

i see gore

lots of it

i was able to behead someone with a small knife

[wanton shadow]

demo

[woeful cargo]

In the demo, not the playtest

[jolly gorge]

ohhhhh

[wanton shadow]

demo is just darkness

[jolly gorge]

yeah

[wanton shadow]

and bad stuff

[jolly gorge]

it's fun though

[wanton shadow]

but gore

[jolly gorge]

its fun though

[woeful cargo]

Tldr, there will be a game show in japan the gore was removed for it

[wanton shadow]

playtest it better

[jolly gorge]

just laggy

[wanton shadow]

with gore

[keen pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-freddy-fazbear-freddy-freaky-gif-12693495263874297725

[wanton shadow]

when will it end

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[woeful cargo]

Around september, its all in the faq

[devout hinge]

but school starts in september how am i supposed to play the game then 😔

[uncut slate]

i got school in like 2 weeks

[wanton shadow]

lol

[warm moth]

tbh i dont think anyone would be intrested if there is no blood

[woeful cargo]

Quit school its as simple as that

[keen pumice]

true

[wanton shadow]

broo i want goree

[keen pumice]

bro is not a fan

[wanton shadow]

its fun but gets boring fast

[woeful cargo]

Nope, tge playtest is fun af even without blood

[wanton shadow]

ima go play some

[woeful cargo]

If yall want blood just play the demo

[keen pumice]

hot take but i think the games fun even without gore

[wanton shadow]

demo sucks

[woeful cargo]

Yup

[devout hinge]

mildest take ever

[wanton shadow]

is there any sound of dying men

[keen pumice]

lukewarm take

[wanton shadow]

in game ;d

[idle crane]

Not even a hot take some people are just too obsessed with gore

[keen pumice]

ye

[woeful cargo]

The only thing that is a little issue is i have a little trouble seeing if i did any damage to the fella on the opposing side of my sword

[warm moth]

LIAR

[keen pumice]

if the game has gore its gonna attract gore junkies

[warm moth]

ok and?

[woeful cargo]

Gore junkies plus it will be hard to advertise it

[chilly oracle]

if people dont like the game without the gore then that just means they're here for a gore game, and even when they add the gore they wont like it as they dont like the base gameplay seemingly

[devout hinge]

theyre retarded

[stiff belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[severe falcon]

dor ur character automatically stand up

or is it an input

[chilly oracle]

its an input

[devout hinge]

hold w if youre on your belly

hold s if youre on your back

[severe falcon]

slt

alr

shot

[wanton shadow]

im gonna kill some humans

[idle crane]

Exactly while the gore adds to the game like 80% of the game is the combat if not more imp

[wanton shadow]

in game

[warm moth]

no i accually like the game but i think it would be better if there is gore

[uncut slate]

this might be basher

[chilly oracle]

im fairly sure most people would agree

and it will be added later

[warm moth]

well

[chilly oracle]

like how in the Updates and even first few messages of the game say

[keen pumice]

gore junking is a mental illness bro

[warm moth]

we are not devs to disscus that

[little verge]

That gif gives me real shivers.

[keen pumice]

second this

[little verge]

Discuss what?

[idle crane]

Players are just as free to discuss a game as the Devs. You don't have to be a chef to know good soup

[warm moth]

gore being added now

[idle crane]

Gore isnt being added now it's being added back after September

[little verge]

They are regulars they know what's cooking.

[gray crag]

@little verge

[keen pumice]

lightskin stare trauma?

[chilly oracle]

this is a good restaurant, they cook good food here, but some people are only looking for the seasoning on top of the soup instead of the soup

[keen pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[idle crane]

Exactly that's how I describe the gore.

It is seasoning it elevates the dish it doesn't make it

[devout hinge]

are youtalking about Dorsia

https://tenor.com/view/meme-american-psycho-business-card-gif-25561759

[little verge]

I mean I cannot say too much but the gore is more like the second course.

[keen pumice]

wait that was a american psycho referrence

[warm moth]

will there be multiplayer? @little verge

[chilly oracle]

I guess so

[devout hinge]

fr?

[severe falcon]

gore is the desert

[chilly oracle]

how did you get reservations? I thought its super hard

[stiff belfry]

bringing my new fren home

[idle crane]

They are working on local splitscteen. Online is a big maybe

[keen pumice]

im asking you

[idle crane]

Very big

[devout hinge]

nah man i dont think it was

[severe falcon]

how do u get armour and weapons n all at

[devout hinge]

not sure tho

[uncut slate]

the seasoning on the top of the soup changes the soup as a whole

[chilly oracle]

"sir, you cant just keep people from the battlefield"

[uncut slate]

gore dont change nun really

[severe falcon]

nvm

[uncut slate]

i mean injuries in fighting games are pretty important tho

[severe falcon]

figured it out

[keen pumice]

the game main audience

is mma guys hema guys and gore guys

[devout hinge]

what about guys who like medieval stuff

[chilly oracle]

yeah they get injured, I have a bunch of clips of some good pain responce from the AI

[uncut slate]

thats hema

[little verge]

Local split screen has been tested with some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[keen pumice]

hema guys

[uncut slate]

historical european martial arts

i just call it m-mma

[devout hinge]

nope

[little verge]

The Trifecta of under served gamers.

[uncut slate]

nope?

[keen pumice]

😭 gold

[devout hinge]

i like medieval stuff not european martial arts

[uncut slate]

you proved him right

[chilly oracle]

I like sniper elite 5 sometimes

[stiff belfry]

"your my new friend, we're having soft tacos later"

[devout hinge]

fnaf jumpscare

[keen pumice]

hope they do grappling justice

they massacred our home turf

[drifting remnant]

yo why my gif's deleted?

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/frien-my-friend-now-your-my-friend-now-meme-gif-22200411

[idle crane]

It is pretty important if it was implemented right

[little verge]

It will only be as deep as wrestling was in manuals.

[keen pumice]

🥹

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[little verge]

Unrelated to HS or the active conversation.

[keen pumice]

idk fnaf phobia

[honest cargo]

when blood?

[idle crane]

After September

[honest cargo]

:(

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[chilly oracle]

no wrestling arena based off that one scene in Shrek? ):

[drifting remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[honest cargo]

Schools open in September 😭

[stiff belfry]

wym? grappling is alive and well in halfsword

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/frien-my-friend-now-your-my-friend-now-meme-gif-22200411

[keen pumice]

it was deeper in the demo

[little verge]

No sadly Shrek has very little historical accuracy. It was a shock to me too.

[keen pumice]

you got submissions

and very techy complex throws

[uncut slate]

how do you guys pick them up so easily

[drifting remnant]

I have a question

[idle crane]

Grappling is severely nerfed from the demo

[warm moth]

hey guys i need help

[little verge]

usually altered damage settings.

[stiff belfry]

ok then. explain THIS

[little verge]

What do you need?

[drifting remnant]

why everywhere is dark in demo?

[uncut slate]

body density isnt changing anything

[little verge]

Your dead.

[warm moth]

there is a class like button that is darker than the others what is that exacly

[honest cargo]

damn... his back..

[keen pumice]

fam wtf😹

[uncut slate]

it prolly is but shouldnt it make them lighter and easier to pick up

[little verge]

Demo it does playtest it does not.

[drifting remnant]

what do you mean?

[stiff belfry]

german suplex into a WOOOOOOSH throw

[little verge]

A WIP tier not available yet.

[stiff belfry]

tried to hit my belly to belly and instead went back to board

[warm moth]

oh well

[little verge]

It is the abyss.

[woeful cargo]

The abyss is hella fun, looting around for junk to bash peoples heads

[keen pumice]

it was pretty deep

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263053437659119686/1270459670980460657/De_Fechtbuch_Talhoffer_034.jpg?ex=66b47005&is=66b31e85&hm=31b36e7cb56b6a0fb9bc00dd14de9b0bb50ffe72eaa273ea1c488642af18fcb5&

[chilly oracle]

average day in Florida

[uncut slate]

so what settings would i use in the playtest for optimal grappling

[little verge]

Allot less ground maneuvers. Very similar to judo.

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/frien-my-friend-now-your-my-friend-now-meme-gif-22200411

[woeful cargo]

Nah, britain or any east european country

[burnt pilot]

willi grapling

[little verge]

Experiment I have not done much grappling other then on base settings.

[keen pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/merab-dvalishvili-ufc-carry-cejudo-gif-4688958916537172847

[little verge]

I usually don't test other settings until about 50hrs. then i test every little variance.

[woeful cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722000605609984000/910461902516277298/20200904_113343.gif

[little verge]

https://imgur.com/a/hUoP8gI

[devout hinge]

ask the lads in #1244313050174197850

[keen pumice]

turn down damage

rn its pretty hard

cause willies walk on the air

and when they walk they punch

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-steel-chair-the-rock-vince-mc-mahon-wwe-gif-16585537

[uncut slate]

are yall dueling on the demo?

[chilly oracle]

the AI when wrestling is added

[idle crane]

https://www.thearma.org/essays/G&WinRF.htm I found some stuff a out wrestling and grappling while fencing

[little verge]

Oh yeah.

[drifting remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-jerk-hop-on-half-sword-funny-gif-134066132589679539

[idle crane]

That needs fixing

[keen pumice]

yeah

[chilly oracle]

"sir, this is a Wendys" -George Washington 1724

[little verge]

Now to filter out all the 16th century material

[idle crane]

Yeah there a mix of stuff some from 13 th even

[woeful cargo]

Dr diddler

[drifting remnant]

:D

[keen pumice]

if we go even more pedantic

[little verge]

I saw.

[keen pumice]

only german materials

[little verge]

I mean the Germans were the only ones in central Europe making manuals then.

[idle crane]

There are English and french in game too

[little verge]

They didn't produce as many manuscripts.

[chilly oracle]

I feel like some wrestling has just been around forever for people who get into fights at the time, like tackling, grabbing legs, head locking, ect

[keen pumice]

yea

[little verge]

That is the best part of the dynamic controls is no matter how much preset functions they give us we will find a way to pretzel a willie.

[chilly oracle]

sorta just a "I learned this really hurts people, and it also ends fights fast, so thats why I grab people by the jaw"

[idle crane]

The oldest known fencing text, the late 13th century treatise MS I.33, even states, "For when one will not cede to the other, but they press one against the other and rush close, there is almost no use for arms, especially long ones, but grappling begins, where each seeks to throw down the other or cast him on the ground, and to harm and overcome him with many other means." This is fun sentence from that website

[little verge]

The first person to discover the knockout button probably felt like a god.

[woeful cargo]

Or the liver shot

[uncut slate]

i wonder who discovered how to check a leg kick

like lemme just tank ts see what happens

[chilly oracle]

ye, I was more so just speaking about that it hurts if you just grab the lower jaw of somebody and yank them to the floor

[little verge]

Yeah the clench is so common especially in full harness. I love the plate armor fights for that reason, don;t get the same feel in KCD, Chiv, or etc

[keen pumice]

even toddlers gravitate towards wrestling

when they fight

[woeful cargo]

Bonk

[keen pumice]

i ve seen toddlers single leg each other

wild

[uncut slate]

thats more of a siblings thing

[keen pumice]

ye

[little verge]

My ears ring looking at that.

[uncut slate]

which is mostly because wrestling doesnt hurt if you dont want it to

[chilly oracle]

it would also might dislocate their jaw maybe depending on how hard you're doing it

[woeful cargo]

Pan weapon when?

[chilly oracle]

idk im not a doctor

[stiff belfry]

le boston crab

[uncut slate]

cause its not common two toddlers want to inflict pain on eachother

[woeful cargo]

Depends how much pressure you would put on the hinges

[uncut slate]

id hope not

[woeful cargo]

Punching people in the throat also is a funny thing

[vague ruin]

I made a guy stab himself wtf

[uncut slate]

def not

[little verge]

weren't really around people used pots.

[woeful cargo]

Ah poop :(

[vague ruin]

handicap parking or dead?

[chilly oracle]

what about kicking people in the balls if they have normal pants

[vernal rune]

where do the images get saved?

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1265611630637748274/willieball.gif

[woeful cargo]

Stubbing their toes on your armor

[chilly oracle]

lol

[little verge]

C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

[vernal rune]

thanks

[idle crane]

For from that Hans talhoffer fella

[keen pumice]

can we get high kicks

[little verge]

We will see.

[keen pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-ferguson-tony-sleep-gif-25620975

[opal vale]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqqeuZZLXaKGR31pM/d1337P3rsnVB?invite=cr-MSxCTWwsNzQ4NTU5MjIs
scenes like this are why I love this game

[idle crane]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringen also a Wikipedia about 15th 16th century German wrestling

[keen pumice]

bro the ass throws

are historiccaly accurrate

[woeful cargo]

Freaky fighting

[sage fjord]

yo how do play the playtest? i requested it and got the email. what do i do from here?

[chilly oracle]

you play it on steam

[woeful cargo]

Its in your library

Download it and play

[idle crane]

You may have to restart steam if you can't find it. Search for playtest in your library

[sage fjord]

righto cheers

[keen pumice]

it reminds me of a video

[vague ruin]

what is bro training for?

[keen pumice]

of a kid showing off his stick fighting

[woeful cargo]

I KNOW IT

[keen pumice]

hitting himself and cursing prosufely

[woeful cargo]

Great video

[keen pumice]

ye

[woeful cargo]

Lemme find it

[vague ruin]

I really wish gore was a thing in the playtest.

[woeful cargo]

Nuh uh

[vague ruin]

ohh ig not then ;(

I retract my wish ig

[woeful cargo]

To represent my perfect country of poland in the olympics

[ruby otter]

why tf do you take so long to stand up

might as well ff the match as soon as you fall over

[little verge]

You are tired

[woeful cargo]

Mir mir mir

[idle crane]

I was about to watch video why was it deleted?

[ruby otter]

I ain't even done anything

[idle crane]

The playtest is for combat

[devout hinge]

theres an entire disclamer

[harsh marsh]

WHY NOONE IS IN VOICE

[ruby otter]

Get bum rushed and your guy takes a whole ass 2 minutes to stand up

[harsh marsh]

and not talking with gnome like me

[devout hinge]

it says right there tho

[vague ruin]

its meant to be show on-site events

[idle crane]

Hold a stab out with alt to stop them rushing

[analog pelican]

why did thye do this?

[vague ruin]

can't have blood and gore if its on an on site event

[harsh marsh]

nice thoots get in voice

[devout hinge]

it says right there why

[idle crane]

Y'all need to learn to read

[vague ruin]

some people can't handle blood and gore?

its a general rule?

[idle crane]

It is being shown at a venue that doesn't allow gore

[analog pelican]

sorry, i was trying to make a joke but im very unfunny.

[devout hinge]

fair enough lol

[keen pumice]

activate windows bro

[devout hinge]

no

[keen pumice]

sigma grindset

[little verge]

Children are present at public gameshows.

[keen pumice]

japan has no kids tho🫠

[little verge]

That was made specifically to be showcased at the Tokyo Game Show.

[idle crane]

We ain't even supposed to have it Devs are being nice

[severe seal]

go play the demo then

[devout hinge]

its not???

[idle crane]

They are adding it after September

[devout hinge]

it didnt even start

[azure galleon]

stop with your yapping already

[little verge]

Literally has not even started.

[winter moth]

rage bait

[idle crane]

Plus it's very entertaining focus on getting good with the combat it's very rewarding

[little verge]

https://events.nikkeibp.co.jp/tgs/2024/en/exhibitor/

[winged vessel]

where'd my message go )':

[devout hinge]

1984land

[jolly gorge]

to the shadow realm

[winged vessel]

ooooooooooooooohh

[little verge]

Do you not understand the concept of children and public spaces?

[winged vessel]

waiiiit

[woeful cargo]

Kids and youtube algorhithm

[winged vessel]

im in the wrong place

silly billy

[idle crane]

It's public venue with children stop being a goober

[azure galleon]

hes such a kid

[devout hinge]

wtf sexo

[severe seal]

he is ragebaiting

ban this guy

[little verge]

I am unbaitable.

[azure galleon]

yeah beheading people with axe is not that bad

[devout hinge]

your ass is NOT c++ certified

[idle crane]

The venue doesn't want it that is to be respected

[severe seal]

yeah watching people slowly bleed out

its not that bad

[woeful cargo]

Crazy right?

[severe seal]

fr

[devout hinge]

on skibidi

[severe seal]

thats

[idle crane]

It's back?

[severe seal]

crazy

[little verge]

It never left.

[woeful cargo]

Me when the gooning when the gooning the when gooning

[idle crane]

I haven't seen it in atleast 2 days

[little verge]

People who make allot of typos used up all the free translations lol.

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[severe seal]

on skibidi

[ornate storm]

John Halfsword

is skibid

[idle crane]

I triggered it 3 times with perfect English

[severe seal]

GETOUT

[woeful cargo]

Lads what if instead of halfsword it was freaksword

[severe seal]

its always halfsword but never willie sword

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270523847212404817/twearking.gif

[little verge]

If you wanna play with the bot please do it in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 it can be fun. I used all my free translations on testing.

[idle crane]

I didn't get any translations it just said I was out of tokens immediately with nothing needing translated

[little verge]

odd. It isn't the greatest bot to be honest.

[idle crane]

It's a goober

[woeful cargo]

Silly billy

[little verge]

testing options. the game genre brings out an international player base.

[woeful cargo]

Smacking people with blunt or sharp objects just works

[idle crane]

I've seen some discord have different channels for the more popular languages could consider something like but then modding may be a problem

[uncut slate]

already got the tornado thing

it went around the whole ring till the bot threw me oob

[crimson pewter]

I wanna play but cant play 😦

[idle crane]

Why can't you play?

[little verge]

Moderation is the issue majority are English speakers only.

[woeful cargo]

Average day in my city

[little verge]

Not accepted yet?

[sage fjord]

why is there no blood?

[crimson pewter]

na

[ornate storm]

_artos_

already

[severe seal]

lel

[woeful cargo]

Faq

[crimson pewter]

why tf did i get translated?

lmao

[little verge]

It will happen I promise play the demo while you wait.

[crimson pewter]

thanks

[little verge]

Has a willie wojack

[lament flame]

blood is coming back 2026 mark your calendars

[severe seal]

2026 is when trailer 2 releases

[keen pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-me-after-a-long-day-of-goon-maxxing-crony-henchman-gif-6850047670768019980

[hazy karma]

i need to see blood spill... 🩸 ⛓️ 🔪

[little verge]

Yes?

[hazy karma]

this guy 100% has hatred in his steam library

[keen pumice]

cause freaky

cause of me

im to freaky

[severe seal]

hatred must get deleted

[idle crane]

Doesnt mean children need to be seeing willie get disembowled and decapated

[hazy karma]

proof?

😹

[severe seal]

checkmate

[woeful cargo]

Dude if you want blood so much play the demo

[hazy karma]

gore should be an option ngl

[uncut slate]

youre suppose to be 13 to have a steam and discord

[little verge]

The playtest is for TGS it has no blood. It will return. Drop the issue.

[uncut slate]

it would not be fault on their behalf

[hazy karma]

💯

[hidden pike]

does anyone know How can u play half sword online

[woeful cargo]

Yup

[uncut slate]

it would be steams fault for letting a "child" play without parent supervision

[little verge]

You cannot.

[loud river]

we got just another 2 months to wait yall

[hazy karma]

slow ass 😭

[uncut slate]

which steam would blame on the parent

[loud river]

Dude, it's not about steam, it's about a fucking IN PERSON CONVENTION

[woeful cargo]

Then no one is forcing you to play, if you want blood play chivalry or mordhau

[idle crane]

It would be if they didnt listen to the venues request

[hidden pike]

oh

[loud river]

Where people walk around an ACTUAL VENUE

[little verge]

Don't bother he has been timed out again.

[hazy karma]

they're either trolling or are actually slow LOL

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/rule2-gif-20698394

[uncut slate]

i dont even know who he is it seems like half the server is gore mfs

[loud river]

I don't get what some people don't understand

[severe seal]

its def ragebaiting

[hazy karma]

😭 that's what i'm thinking

mfs cant be this oblivious

[uncut slate]

i think its more trying to be funny

[hazy karma]

they should make it funny den 🙌

[stuck helm]

Hello everyone, is there another map other than the dark place in the demo?

[uncut slate]

humor is objective

you cant say something isnt funny

[hazy karma]

subjective* and true

[uncut slate]

if its funny to them then its funny

until its annoying

[severe seal]

it always has been annoying

[uncut slate]

to us yes

[severe seal]

he has only two points

[hazy karma]

this is another ragebaiter bro