halfsword-chat-⚔

[digital pivot]

I believe thats called a kick

[digital pivot]

Holy shit its trump

[tall marten]

how do i get to the sand arena??

[west cloud]

yes

[tall marten]

im stuck in the void

[upper siren]

it's willie you embossed carbunkle

[soft osprey]

Play test

[tall marten]

endless dark drepressing void

[digital pivot]

WIllie is trump?

[tall marten]

how do i get play test

[digital pivot]

thats crazy

[odd meadow]

oh yeah i forgot

[soft osprey]

Request access through the steam store page

[tall marten]

how?

[digital pivot]

ANd pray to willie 7 times a week

[upper siren]

he is us all

[soft osprey]

I just told you

Through the steam store page

[odd meadow]

STEAM

[tall marten]

ohhhh

my bad i am blind

[digital pivot]

I love just hitting the npc and just watching them crumple in 1 hit lol

[tall marten]

[soft osprey]

No worries your name gave you away

[tall marten]

alrightt

https://tenor.com/view/you're-mean-fry-billy-west-futurama-you're-being-unkind-gif-7632715626892610197

[upper siren]

holy shit this one worked beautifully

[soft osprey]

lol I’m sorry

[digital pivot]

Jesus its actually amazing

[tall marten]

okay see ya when or if i do get playtest??

[soft osprey]

You will, it might take a few hours though

[tall marten]

also how would I know when i get it

ohhhh

[soft osprey]

You’ll see it in your library

[tall marten]

k

[soft osprey]

And get an email

[upper siren]

im gonna try it on my profile picture

[digital pivot]

my profile picture on steam is just fat stewie

[soft osprey]

This one looks like monkey joe rogan

[digital pivot]

I see it

[upper siren]

it just says something went wrong

[odd meadow]

joe rogan is pretty much a ape anyways lmao

[digital pivot]

PRobably the size of the picture I think

[upper siren]

can someone put willies face on this thing?

[soft osprey]

I hope you’re saving all these

[upper siren]

i have them all

[tall marten]

does anyone know how much the game will cost at launch

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-smoking-monkey-approves-smoking-monkey-nod-smoking-monkey-approved-yes-gif-11297356

[soft osprey]

No price yet. I’d bet around 30-40 though

[frail forge]

can you put willies face on this monkey

[tall marten]

alr thanks

[frail forge]

its crazy how much willie looks like joe rogan

all you gotta do is be the most average looking dude with brown eyes and be bald, i guess

[digital pivot]

where willie montage video

[upper siren]

which one is the real joe rogan?

[soft osprey]

God you are a man of true talent

A god damn artist

[upper siren]

its just some website you put two pictures together and press a button

[soft osprey]

[frail forge]

based on the countless hours i have seen of joe rogan experience, the one on the right

[upper siren]

yes, but lets be honest, there isn't much of a difference

[upper siren]

https://pixlr.com/express/

i just looked up photo editor and stumbled upon that

go to ai and face swap

[soft osprey]

Nobody can convince me devs didn’t use joe rogan as a model for Willie

[upper siren]

then you upload 2 images and click the button

[frail forge]

not everyone is as cool and smart as me

[upper siren]

im certain of it

[frail forge]

you could fool 99 percent if people

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[soft osprey]

Holy shit that made me laugh lol

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/chunk-the-groundhog-chunk-groundhog-staring-staring-into-camera-gif-16517785

[digital pivot]

This is just painful to look at

[digital pivot]

Oh no

[upper siren]

idk why i find that so funny

[frail forge]

can you put willie's face on chuck to groundhog?

[upper siren]

that one doesn't work

[soft osprey]

I’m gonna post that one from now on

[frail forge]

aw

[odd meadow]

art

[upper siren]

that's beautiful

[soft osprey]

Incredible

[frail forge]

stupendous

[soft osprey]

Hoooly shit

[upper siren]

ahahaha

[soft osprey]

Lmfao

[upper siren]

it works so well

[frail forge]

has ai gone too far?!

[upper siren]

that has to be a sticker

wait that one gives me an idea

[soft osprey]

No doubt this is the best one yet

[soft osprey]

That’s surreal

[upper siren]

the shrek one is still the best

alright im done, i think the shrek one killed the server

they all went to make shrines

[woven cape]

little 1-2 to the skull

[low rivet]

why does the playtest have no blood

[gloomy bridge]

bro 😭

[low rivet]

nah im js confused

[gloomy bridge]

wishlist so we can get blood early

[upper siren]

i just gave you the answer

[craggy ore]

cant have blood for the tokyo game show otherwise japanese youth will imperialize again

[upper siren]

that's exactly what i said

[low rivet]

its not very easy to understand

[upper siren]

the audio is crystal clear and i have a 100% fact checked american patriot accent

[low rivet]

the quality is low i mean

[gloomy bridge]

it is pretty clear idk how you cant hear it

[upper siren]

here, is this one better

[low rivet]

yeah i just re listened and its crystal

[gloomy bridge]

propellerhatcat

wtf dog

[cosmic sequoia]

the dx12 version of the game has another memory leak

[upper siren]

check out this beautiful reversal

[gloomy bridge]

Detroit

[craggy ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234992989080780870/1259065736786087958/twearking.gif

[gloomy bridge]

foryou

[upper siren]

its willie as harry potter

[craggy ore]

willie backhole

[heavy hatch]

deepfake on willie??

[odd meadow]

no thats the real willie dude

he ready for Halloween

[upper siren]

factual

[heavy hatch]

goofy

[upper siren]

isn't that beautiful

[tall marten]

I GOT THE PLAYTEST YAY

[heavy hatch]

hurray

[upper siren]

tell us what you think in 2 days when you finally stop playing

get some coffee cause you're never gonna sleep again

[tall marten]

uhm? this game is pretty melow on the gore bud

[upper siren]

no way

[tall marten]

uh yea way

[upper siren]

i got this audio about 30 minutes ago and i've already had 3 excuses to use it

[worn heron]

you have no idea.

[tall marten]

yes i do bro

[upper siren]

no you don't

[tall marten]

this game is really melow on the gore

[upper siren]

you have no idea

[tall marten]

i have already played the demo?

[worn heron]

Nah, y'all have no idea

just how crazy things are going to get

[upper siren]

oh you have no idea

[tall marten]

light work bro?

[worn heron]

there's a reason it's not ready for the playtest

[upper siren]

i was just messing with him but yea that shit is gonna be awesome

there is no gore in this current state

[tall marten]

yup

on playtest

aw man

[upper siren]

yea but in full armor and fist fights you don't even notice and its fun as hell

[worn heron]

The next thing they are working on for gore is skin flaps and physics for them, according to galaxy

[upper siren]

if you play for the gore stick with the demo, but if you lean more torwards the fighting than try it out

[worn heron]

somewhere down the line is compound breaks as well

[sleek raven]

and why is there no blood btw

[worn heron]

#1087768514024181870 and you can check the pinned messages in this channel for more information

[upper siren]

4

[sleek raven]

also i changed my fov and it made the whole game pixelated

[jolly gorge]

because youre on low

[sleek raven]

ahhhh

[worn heron]

I just changed my game to full screen earlier and it got rid of my graininess issue

[upper siren]

bros on 480p?

[worn heron]

Instead of borderless

[sleek raven]

i fixed it dw

[worn heron]

But yeah your graphics settings will matter

There's not much a difference between epic and cinematic. Franky mentioned that cinematic is essentially a software used for filmmaking, and they're thinking of phasing it out

that's why cinematic doesn't run well on a lot of people's pcs

[upper siren]

blueberry you got any good clips?

[jolly gorge]

on skibidi

[worn heron]

I doooo I just got one today actually

[upper siren]

and yea cinematic doesn't even run on my computer and i have a beastmode

[upper siren]

let me see it

[upper siren]

it runs at 60 but i have a 165 hz monitor i can't stoop to that level

[worn heron]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

pro editing skills

If he didn't have a helmet he surely would have died

[upper siren]

that was beautiful

one day ill master the throw

perhaps

[worn heron]

Ever since the demo I began to throw like, everything. Spears were my go to.

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/2fNnUqK51_g_9m/spok?invite=cr-MSxNODAsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

right in his foot lol

[upper siren]

i think i tried once but i failed so hard i never tried again

[worn heron]

fair and balanced

[worn heron]

I miss 8 out of 10 throws it's okay

[upper siren]

this guy is beating on these poor peasants

[worn heron]

you only take clips of the one or two that hit

[upper siren]

true true most of my clips just make me look good

90% of it is just me getting shit on

[upper siren]

example:

[worn heron]

True lol if you go through my cod clips it's a ton of nasty snipes of people skydiving out of the air and stuff, but in reality when it comes to a literal engagement in the game I suck lol

[opal sundial]

I've had my opponents sword glitch out on me, and kill me instantly through blunt force damage like four times in the last few rounds

[worn heron]

I've noticed something similar happen with a polearm

[upper siren]

im sure that's even how faze was at their prime

[opal sundial]

like I hear two billion clanging sounds, and then I'm just on the ground severely wounded in the blink of an eye lol

[worn heron]

Nahh they def were on their game thanks for the validation tho 🤣

[upper siren]

who is this psycho

[opal sundial]

how are you even fighting those enemies

[worn heron]

call the wambulance

[fast bramble]

I figured out how to save custom loadouts in a super janky way

[opal sundial]

how so?

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

damn

[opal sundial]

i still aint reading allat (thanks though lol)

[worn heron]

gottem

[upper siren]

lmao

[fast bramble]

Lmao no problem

It's a process

There's probably some way to automate it, especially since it works when in-game

[upper siren]

check this out

[fast bramble]

Probably a way to edit the save files too

So you have true custom loadouts

[opal sundial]

so i can just copy it into any other folder i want, and just move it back into the game files later on?

[worn heron]

sniffing him

[upper siren]

a real player would give themselves no armor and a stool vs full armor

[fast bramble]

Yes

[tough plaza]

i can send videos here right?

[upper siren]

had to get a good wiff

whiff

[worn heron]

yes, just no NSFW content

[fast bramble]

So like I've got a folder full of Willies

When I land on a loadout I like I just copy these files into a different folder.

[worn heron]

I was wondering what was going on at first lol, then I was like "oh, he has a knife in his teeth"

[upper siren]

A: that was gangster as fuck and B: turn your dpi up god damnit

god damnit bobby

[opal sundial]

i dont see the saved folder in the version test 54 folder

[lavish estuary]

secret technique

[upper siren]

thats how i hold my weapon

[fast bramble]

Are you looking in C:\Users\Username\AppData\Local\VersionTest54\Saved\SaveGames ?

[upper siren]

look at these blocks like im playing mordhau

[tough plaza]

i had to mess with the video res and stuff to be able to send it in discord lol

[opal sundial]

ah appdata. I'm just looking in common rn

[fast bramble]

Ahh yeah that'll do it

[upper siren]

yea its a real pain in the ass to send videos over discord, that's why my clips are so short

[fast bramble]

The important thing to remember is to choose your tier before copying your loadout back into that folder, otherwise choosing a tier after will overwrite your loadout

It doesn't look like it updates, it'll still show the one you had before copying things over, but just hit start game

[fast bramble]

Then you get to do dumb shit like this

[upper siren]

this is still one of my favorites though, just the shear velocity of that punch, so satisfying

[opal sundial]

time to beat up unarmed willies

[upper siren]

i wish i had stopped punching after that second one, he was done anyway and it would have looked so much better

[barren mantle]

Yo that's dope

[worn heron]

and more to come my friend

[fast bramble]

I wonder what full plate Willie against tier 1 Willies would look like with gore

[opal sundial]

ah doing spoilance keeps your armor, but removes your weapon btw

[barren mantle]

Is there a roadmap?

[fast bramble]

Yeah, same with fist play

[fast bramble]

There's an old one, they're cooking up a new one now that they're a full company with an investor

[quasi tendon]

still waiting for the full version this is pain

[barren mantle]

Do u know what sort of updates are planned out the top of your head

[grizzled merlin]

we need a quarterstaff they date back to the 1500's so they're time period friendly

[worn heron]

It's very outdated, but yeah

https://trello.com/b/TN5AbCGk/half-sword-roadmap

[opal sundial]

holy i just heard the loudest bone crack

[barren mantle]

Quests? Lmao

[opal sundial]

all i was doing was using the butt of my sword and I just hear a super loud bone crack lol

[barren mantle]

Missions sound so cool

[fast bramble]

In spoilance try using the candle side of the large candlestick holder

You'll either give them a lobotomy or turn them into a chip bag

[opal sundial]

i like the butt of it because of the little spike though

[fast bramble]

That's the side I mean lol

The small one has one too

[opal sundial]

yeah

[quasi tendon]

DAYUM

[worn heron]

It definitely would be an interesting concept

[opal sundial]

i just beat a willie to death with nothing more than my fists just because he had a large candlestick holder lol

i NEED that shit

[quasi tendon]

There is vr?

[fast bramble]

First person by pressing V

[worn heron]

There is a VR injection mod for the demo version, but it's unfinished. There's clips of the playtest here are just in first person

[fast bramble]

This one's my favourite candlestick holder clip

[opal sundial]

why he grabbing me like that

[fast bramble]

He wants dat booty

[opal sundial]

get this man away from me bruh 😭

[worn heron]

Oh wow they really made the rondel on that thing stab, huh

[quasi osprey]

how long is the playtest

[worn heron]

At this point in time it is indefinite, there has not been a date set for its end

[opal sundial]

bro this guy wont let go of my ass man

[quasi osprey]

cool thank you

[opal sundial]

im walking and hes still got his hands firmly planted

[tight parcel]

Is there a timeframe on when gore iwll be added back in? 🙂 Love the game btw

[opal sundial]

september

[worn heron]

Possibly after September, since TGS is late September

[tight parcel]

got it, thank you!

[worn heron]

more information can be found in the pinned messages here

[quaint crypt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqjgVjleRGvf-Bex7/d1337sNZ62nA?invite=cr-MSw5QWksMTcwMjE2ODY2LA

[fast bramble]

Yeah, it's where the candlestick gets stuck on

[opal sundial]

the only problem is that it has a really bad problem with getting stuck in willie

[worn heron]

yeah it was never as stabby in the demo

[severe seal]

qstick ahh candlestick

[opal sundial]

i like it

[eager verge]

found gauntlets for the first time right after the 2nd boss.. fuck yeah

[severe seal]

qtip* i call them qstick fo some reason

[opal sundial]

tbh might be one of the most op weapons in the game (for its tier that you'd wield it in)

[fast bramble]

Yeah definitely lol

[worn heron]

Oh I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I had always wanted the rondel on it to do more spiked damage. They are way too op tho lol

[opal sundial]

i NEED that shit

[fast bramble]

Loadout editing failed

[digital pivot]

I return

[digital pivot]

Willie got that fat ass

[opal sundial]

down bad

[digital pivot]

Incorrect

I did not wish to give willie my willie.

I just happened to observe upon his bakrey.

[opal sundial]

lies

[digital pivot]

The romans complimented eachothers asses

[fast bramble]

He's got a lil jiggle

[opal sundial]

are we romans?

[fast bramble]

All roads lead back to Rome

[digital pivot]

Assuming from the time period were pretty close

[opal sundial]

yes but you're not technically from that time period

[fast bramble]

Could just be getting into character

[digital pivot]

We originate from then

How do you think you were born?

[opal sundial]

keyword: originate

[digital pivot]

How did this go from a single gay joke

to explaining time

[opal sundial]

idfk tbh

[frail forge]

yes

[digital pivot]

lmao

[frail forge]

i am

i am an amalgamation of atoms that have existed for BILLIONS of YEARS

I am from the DYING GASPS OF STARS

I am from the dust of protoplanets

i am from the piss of dinosaurs

[opal sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931632494963466333/992860288237977870/5214CEC8-B042-469C-BF30-0EDA10C6D0F0.gif

[marble linden]

this is about to get good

[frail forge]

girls when they see me

https://tenor.com/view/secret-chat-twins-whispering-gif-12392577

[digital pivot]

Do not get mounted

[barren mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/this-post-was-fact-checked-gif-13039434031513975568

[frail forge]

i think all humans have contemplated other humans' asses

[digital pivot]

The russians are also losing a war to a smaller country run by a comedian

😄

[barren mantle]

True, but they got good fact checking, no fake news in Russia 100%

[digital pivot]

A large majority is lol

[frail forge]

how can it be fake if it's sanctioned by the government

[digital pivot]

Its run by a dictator :.-.

Yeah thats rifght

[barren mantle]

Nyet lie is fine

[digital pivot]

All news from russia is true

The government doesnt lie

Im the lier on god

[frail forge]

the government would never lie

[tough plaza]

how are people fighting nakeds but playing as a knight?

[frail forge]

the government really DOES care

[barren mantle]

Nah the government loves u dude

It's a special abusive kind of love

[digital pivot]

Loadout changes

[barren mantle]

Oh?

[digital pivot]

Yeah they fist you thats how they show love

[frail forge]

abuse implies it's wrong

[digital pivot]

TUCKER ODELL CHANNEL

HUH

[novel portal]

Not if you’re into it

[frail forge]

it's not wrong to starve people to death

[digital pivot]

WHO IS TUCKER ODELL

[barren mantle]

Bismillah

[frail forge]

WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

[digital pivot]

Fortnite Battle pass?

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-teletoon-head-empty-untalkative-bunny-gif-3373561553179959100

no

[digital pivot]

Yo that kinda looks like the battle pass

[barren mantle]

Kinda sus dude, what r u trying to say here

[digital pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/saguskycord-darksouls-shinjithemedic-gif-20886722

[frail forge]

you can't spell battle pass without ass

[digital pivot]

And we know you eat ass.

[frail forge]

you have no idea how much ass i have eaten

[digital pivot]

Its not how much you've eaten

Its how much you've fed.

Fool

[frail forge]

ex-stripper milf ass, to be precise

[barren mantle]

Trog behavior

[digital pivot]

[frail forge]

have you ever seen the perfect woman

but she's an ex-stripper milf

i have

[digital pivot]

No

[barren mantle]

Is this a very long your mother joke

[frail forge]

no just my life experience

there is no punch line

[barren mantle]

What if there was

[digital pivot]

somebody that I used to know

[odd meadow]

this needs to be a option lmaoo

[digital pivot]

I agree

Loadout modification would be fun

[rough bronze]

what are the odds that half sword becomes the #1 wishlisted game

[digital pivot]

Slim

[fast bramble]

Problem is I already wishlisted it a while ago so I dunno if they'd count it now

[digital pivot]

I wishlisted after playing demo

[odd meadow]

sadly almost impossible unless we market tf out of the game lol

[tender portal]

playtest gore when

[digital pivot]

Wukong at the top rn

[tender portal]

can never tell when im actually doing damage cuz no blood

[digital pivot]

On an unrelated note marvel rivals is actually up here

[digital pivot]

You can turn up blood

[fast bramble]

You can do it a bit in the demo with the trainer mod, you can spawn items. In the playtest I've figured out a sort of way to save loadouts (really jank, lots of fiddling with files), but no way to edit them

[west token]

how to play the .3 version?

[tender portal]

where

[fast bramble]

They're talking about the demo

[digital pivot]

In settings

[tender portal]

bruh

[digital pivot]

?

I got playtest accesss so I jsut assumed

lol

[fast bramble]

There's no blood in the playtest

[digital pivot]

No there is

Just very little

and you have to have no armor on the person

Blood setting gotta be maxed

[fast bramble]

There's the screen blood and the blood in the carnage icon but otherwise no gore/blood

[digital pivot]

Like its so miniscule it doesnt even matter

[west token]

I Like demo I just dont like having restart everytime

[digital pivot]

Fair enough

[west token]

is the dev still giving playtest access?

[digital pivot]

Yeah

I got it today

[west token]

dang

is it good? the demo is good

[digital pivot]

its very different from the demo

Its like a fighting arena kinda thing now

rather than just running around a map grabbing stuff over time

But yeah its still good

[west token]

oooh nice

[digital pivot]

I prefer the demo

I liked the idea

[west token]

Yeah I never get past the sythe guy in the demo

[digital pivot]

I beat him to deaht with a stool

and a knife

[west token]

Lol

[tender portal]

just charge him

[west token]

He always get me

[digital pivot]

Yeah

Charging him is the best option

[tender portal]

his weapon is op

[digital pivot]

cause his scythe is limited range and bcuz scythe is dummy broken

its like a butter knife meant for people

[tender portal]

i like demo cuz the gore not on some corny shit

[west token]

Yeah that too

[digital pivot]

Yeah

true

[tender portal]

feels weird stabbing someonme in the face and they dont bleed on playtest

[west token]

is there slowmo like in the itch.io version?

[tidal niche]

half sword is fun

[tender portal]

u liar

[digital pivot]

no what feels weird is stabbing someone with a pitchfork and not hearing them scream

[digital pivot]

hmm

[west token]

There is first person?!

[tender portal]

stabbed some guy in the face with an axe and he got a slight bruise with maxed out blood msettings

[fast bramble]

Yes, in both playtest and demo

[digital pivot]

Yeah

[fast bramble]

Press V

[west token]

hell yeah

[fast bramble]

There shouldn't be anything in the playtest lol, Galaxy hasn't even finished the new gore overhaul

[digital pivot]

Lord

[west token]

locking on target doesnt seem to work in demo

[jolly gorge]

The blood slider doesn't do anything.

[jolly gorge]

It doesn't

[digital pivot]

I love everytime I load into a match it will jsut tell me I lose and that freeze my game lol

[tidal niche]

how do i store stuff in invintory in the demo?

[jolly gorge]

Hold e or q depending on which arm the item is in

[tidal niche]

Thank you :]

[chilly oracle]

I havent played in awhile so this mode is new to me, but also here is a clip of some cool shit

[digital pivot]

Buff engineer team fort 2 real

[west token]

I beat him!

[jolly gorge]

hey hey people

[west token]

seth here

[jolly gorge]

💀

[jolly skiff]

Yo guys am i fighting real people in the steam demo?

or are they bots?

[jolly gorge]

For sure

[red moth]

yeah you just killed me bro ||(not really)||

[jolly gorge]

so i joined on this account as i am more active on this and i hate having to verify phone number constantly

[jolly skiff]

haha

[jolly skiff]

legit?

[jolly gorge]

No

wait i can change dx level now?

whats the difference between 11 and 12 preformance really

[digital pivot]

Idont know

[jolly gorge]

what is spoilance

[little verge]

Free for all

[red moth]

no items to start

hunger games like minecraft

[chilly oracle]

where'd you find that mode?

[jolly gorge]

?

i had update on my playtest

that reminded me to join server

[jolly gorge]

It's for the first 3 tiers

[west token]

think im starting to get the hang of this

[jolly gorge]

IM STILL LAGGING QUITE A LOT PLEASE DEVS I BEG THEE
OPTIMIZE THOUST GAME

EVEN ON LOW WHAT THE FU

[jolly gorge]

You problem

[tender portal]

r u playing on a 2010 laptop or sum

[jolly gorge]

bitch

cunt

[jolly gorge]

no

but my pc is quite archaic

1 sec

[red moth]

am i able to stream my game to the stage

[jolly gorge]

here it is considered pretty good actually

[tender portal]

if ur pc cant run the game on low then get a better pc

[little verge]

Yes

[jolly gorge]

BITCH I CANT

i live in fucking poverty

once again

here it is considered pretty good actually

[jolly gorge]

Watch your tone boy

[frank vault]

anyone know how to punch properly?

[tender portal]

ok then theres nothing u or the devs can do

[jolly gorge]

no

[west token]

yikes, your GPU needs an upgrade

[jolly gorge]

no

[west token]

and your processor honestly.

[little verge]

Click and hold both mouse buttons.

[jolly gorge]

my cpu is so bad

[ebon sierra]

Well it’s not good anywhere else 💀

[desert wagon]

swing and pray

[frank vault]

i do that but my punches just suck Lol

[frank vault]

noted

[jolly gorge]

i live in the first 4th world region
eastern hungary

[west token]

bro sammmmeee

[desert wagon]

left hooks are really deadly for some reason too

[tender portal]

itll take like 10 mins

[ebon sierra]

All of your specs are Dell Oven tier bro 💀💀

[red moth]

ok lowkey audience music slaps

[little verge]

It sounds like a skill issue then.

[frank vault]

how do you do a left hook

[west token]

Ive been waiting for 4 hours now

[desert wagon]

hold left click and swing left to right

[frank vault]

Your a straight bitch.

[frank vault]

thanks bro

[jolly gorge]

💀

i thought i could change graphics but no

its still placeholder

[jolly gorge]

Saying dat to a mod is wild

[tender portal]

for me it took 10

mins

[little verge]

That is not needed, nor acceptable.

[jolly gorge]

They're gonna set you on fire vro

[ebon sierra]

That’s your problem. Your settings are all maxed

Beyond maxed

[frank vault]

then dont act like a dick when i am asking a simple question you just doing to much

[desert wagon]

me when gore is still in settings teasing us

[dense tapir]

You’re*

I’m sorry.

[ebon sierra]

Ur *

[tender portal]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-head-spin-crazy-gif-24003231

[little verge]

I told you how to punch and then you said you just suck, skill issue is an appropraite response.

[dense tapir]

What does sexuality have to do with half sword again

[red moth]

how? sorry this seems to be a busy time lmao

[frank vault]

i said my punches suck not me.

but anyways

[tender portal]

this game makes people homosexuals

[ebon sierra]

let me show you 😏

[tender portal]

rizz

[desert wagon]

real

[ebon sierra]

real

[tender portal]

we get it bro ur pc is buns 😭

[jolly gorge]

what the fuck

i went into a fight

[little verge]

Correct because you have not developed any skill with them yet.

[jolly gorge]

instantly lost

[jolly gorge]

Glitch

and i got softlocked

[ebon sierra]

skill issue

[jolly gorge]

You gotta reset

[frank vault]

no shit i just started playing

[jolly gorge]

tf you mean i have them installed

[desert wagon]

what? spoilance?

[frank vault]

try reinstalling?

[ebon sierra]

Skill issue

[jolly gorge]

no

[frank vault]

maybe itll work then

[little verge]

Again, then why are getting abusive by me saying it is a skill issue then?

[jolly gorge]

💀

[frank vault]

cuz you started it?

[little verge]

How is saying its a skill issue abusive?

[frank vault]

when did i say abusive?

[jolly gorge]

fuck this man

do i restart my pc

[frank vault]

i just told you that your a straight bitch since you said skill issue

and thats it

no need to keep replying back n forth

[jolly gorge]

Not that deep

[frank vault]

try reinstalling C++ again

maybe itll work

if not then reset pc

[frank vault]

you can suck it

[ebon sierra]

Replace Windows with Linux

[loud river]

BRO HOW DON'T YOU HAVE VISUAL C ++????

[frank vault]

isnt linux for work only tho? atleast from what i heard

[jolly gorge]

Fellas so sensitive smh 🙏

[desert wagon]

anyone got stabbing tips for longsword?

[loud river]

Bros on Linux? checks out

[sleek raven]

why the game kinda freaky

[ebon sierra]

No, it’s become capable for gaming thanks to Valve and the Steam Deck

[loud river]

use alt!

[sleek raven]

like sometimes they be bending me over

[jolly gorge]

🤫🧏

i mogg

[desert wagon]

bro still wiggles it around lmao

[ebon sierra]

https://bazzite.gg/

[loud river]

You don't hold it out and run into dudes, you time it, quick jabs. Check out my clips in #1263248218297339915

[jolly gorge]

still says i dont have it

restarted my pc

[ebon sierra]

Press yes

[loud river]

It should be used to get in-between their cuts and fuck up their defense

[jolly gorge]

i can only uninstall it

[desert wagon]

bet lemme take a look

[ebon sierra]

Surrender

[jolly gorge]

💀

yall devs wtf is this

i cant play

[ebon sierra]

Abandon Windows

It’s call center tier OS

[jolly gorge]

bruh on linux it probably works even less

[ebon sierra]

It works great

[jolly gorge]

i could try

alright

i have issue though

shit is not running at all

no games are starting

[desert wagon]

think im over committing to the stab but that false edge is fucking crazy

i gotta learn that

[jolly gorge]

1 sec

alright

now im on linux

[jolly gorge]

my issue is

1 sec

steam is updating

basically no games are starting

i click play on steam

it says launching for like 5-10 seconds

and just stops

[desert wagon]

blunt weapon sparring when?

[woven cape]

i love smacking them on the head

[jolly gorge]

yall fucking help me

[woven cape]

shit was a clean knockout

[desert wagon]

ive never used linux and ive never really had that problem so idk

[jolly gorge]

smh

i have dual boot

[little verge]

There is not linux support.

[jolly gorge]

rn im on linux

there is proton however

that should work

but even games that do not need proton do not work

like hl2

[little verge]

If you are using proton you need to update to the latest version.

[jolly gorge]

latest version of what

proton?

yuh i did

[little verge]

Then it should be working.

[jolly gorge]

nothing is

i click play

it says launching

for like 5-10 seconds

and it stops

[little verge]

You siad this is happening to all of your games right now though yes?

[jolly gorge]

every game yes

[little verge]

Then it is beyond our scope to help you.

[jolly gorge]

i reinstalled linux as well at one point

didnt help at all

[worn heron]

that's odd.. I have no Linux or proton experience myself, so I apologize, I wouldn't be of any help.

[jolly gorge]

every game says launching and just doesnt

[west token]

HOLY SHIIIIIT

i made it to the fucking

longswords in the demo

[little verge]

At this point you need to seek out Linux/proton support.

[chilly oracle]

oh hey you got promoted sence last time I saw you here, good job

[little verge]

Congrats man that is an achievement!

[jolly gorge]

tried that

[tender portal]

https://tenor.com/view/tnickelss-kiss-mwa-gif-6767884438588462888

[jolly gorge]

noone managed to help me

i will do some testing to check what may cause this issue

[worn heron]

hail big brother

[loud river]

Hey banks, long time no see

[little verge]

Well you are welcome to continue to look for assistance here but as it is unrelated to Half Sword I must ask you to take it to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[jolly gorge]

alright

[chilly oracle]

im in NY now and got my computer/internet setup now

[tender portal]

hey cuckold!!!

[loud river]

Howdy Michael

[tender portal]

howdy

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-the-wheels-are-in-motion-things-are-happening-jerry-elaine-gif-11290308

[worn heron]

I wish you the best of luck man. Keep up posted, if you find a fix, it can help us help out others with similar problems in the future.

[vague ruin]

I don't understand how some people get these epic hits on people ;(

[chilly oracle]

also I can send clips much faster in better quality now as I have a reasonable internet speed

[worn heron]

sorry we couldn't help out a bit more

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/abeeo-write-that-down-gif-21386042

[worn heron]

mollywhompin

[little verge]

Honestly it is allot of practice.

[vague ruin]

got a tip? 🤣

[strong sage]

Nice to see you under control of the mods

[loud river]

I better see #1263255402729181184 #1263248218297339915 and #1244313050174197850 FLOODED with your clips broski

[strong sage]

No more mod abuse

lol

[little verge]

Gotta be more specific with what you want a tip with.

[unkempt warren]

does anyone know the wishlist on steam goal or if its being met?

[little verge]

Yes, but you can no longer abuse the mods either.

[vague ruin]

like i see some people holding the weapon closer to their body..

[loud river]

'twas a joke, but we are going crazy with the wishlists

[little verge]

It is not a real goal. Galaxy is trolling on his YT.

[chilly oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/vamos-ver-team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-team-fortress2soldier-gif-16871755

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-despair-xqcdespair-voidge-troll-gif-24691555

[vague ruin]

Like the video with the clean hit to the dome

[unkempt warren]

bro i got all my friends to wishlist i was so excited lmao but good im glad it helped u guys this game is sick should get tons of support

[loud river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1270362251441999902/24DBB7D100002.mp4?ex=66b4154a&is=66b2c3ca&hm=bb8f0a1585df96d0e0a6de86bea183b5a9c577bbf33df9d4f847d7041edca5fa& Like this?

[vague ruin]

Yes.............

How the fuck are the swings so clean

When I swing its like a ragdoll fucker swinging

[loud river]

Literally just don't swing so fast or forcefully!

It's all about finesse

[tight wraith]

how do i get the new beta?

[vague ruin]

👀 that sounds like a weird tip for this game, but I must try now!

[worn heron]

He did mention it being a meme, but he said they'd live up to it if it happens

[loud river]

You'll notice a difference, it's crazy.

[little verge]

So there is a 'circular' range of motion depending on where your mouse is depends on your stance. The easiest way to experience this is to defeat an enemy and instead of moving forward stand still and move your mouse around slowly seeing the pose you make.

Where your moving and how fast you are moving change the pose.

[unkempt warren]

if u slow the swings can it still be affective? because i aim for weak points and hit them but it still looks spammy because its so fast but im trying to pass their guard

[woven cape]

they should put women in the game so we can beat them

[little verge]

If it happens it will be a reality shift.

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-smirk-gif-3783069863447349174

[loud river]

Just check out my clips! My swings aren't "slow", but I don't flail wildly or swing at mach jesus, I time my cuts, I think about where I wanna hit, and I don't overcommit to attacking.

[soft osprey]

alright ive done it. someone asked for a list of what game modes can be played at each tier the other day. well here it is.

1st Tier-Fist play + Carnage(ffa) + Spoilance(grab a random weapon)

2nd-3rd Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Spoilance

4th-5th Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Small Buhurt(small team fight)

6th-7th Tier-Single Combat + Carnage + Small Buhurt + Brave Stand(4 less armed enemies)

[vague ruin]

I wanna see mods for Half sword

caus I wanna see some warhammer action in this 👀

[loud river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270346891309092955/Moments-Desktop-clip-from-Aug-06-2024.mp4?ex=66b406fc&is=66b2b57c&hm=da619ec6dd362c848611f10737b8c2ba59bb2763220674704d6d160cd8631bfa&

[unkempt warren]

theres a trainer mod on the beta

[tight wraith]

it still has me on the old one tho??

[unkempt warren]

go to nexus they have an installer its like 3 clicks and ur done

[spice briar]

i want a glock

[strong sage]

Is there a play test under the half sword demo

In your steam library

[woven cape]

why not?

[vague ruin]

I want a boomstick

https://tenor.com/view/boom-stick-army-of-darkness-bruce-campbell-gun-this-gif-17346017

[sleek raven]

if youre getting your ass beat you can edge the give up button and the enemy with back off giving you time to get up

[little verge]

It is fencing simulator not a domestic abuse simulator.

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-dishonest-gif-24573875

[sleek raven]

no

[little verge]

He meant in the game library.

[sleek raven]

its true

[tight wraith]

oh

[strong sage]

Wait a bit, it may take a few hours to pop up in your library

[spice briar]

oversized sex toy

[loud river]

Dishonest as in WITHOUT HONOR

[woven cape]

not a domestic abuse simulator.... right now

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/surf-ninjas-surf-ninjas-ernie-reyes-duty-or-honor-gif-11822745269944475615

[strong sage]

Yeah give it a few hours

[loud river]

That is the old demo

[tight wraith]

oh

[loud river]

The new one will say "playtest"

[little verge]

You will want to search for it, the way you have your games listed it won't show up until you add it to your favorites.

[woven cape]

sometimes u wanna punch ur wife in the face but u cant. this is a way to release all that pent up rage. (i dont have a wife btw)

[sleek raven]

you have to wait for a email from steam

[tight wraith]

ohhh

[little verge]

Not the plan and not an appropriate topic of discussion.

[vague ruin]

Will there ever be mod support for this game?

[strong sage]

Ok say 1 2 3 if your gay

[loud river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270236057639714868/Moments-Desktop-clip-from-Aug-06-2024.mp4?ex=66b44883&is=66b2f703&hm=bf13e183e33e02ee4b159fa93fd7c78765f5a857eaee4de12bd76257a149b2cb& Y'all ever hit a clip so brutal that it makes you sad that gore ain't done yet?

[woven cape]

my bad i forgot this was discord people get their feelings hurt easy

[little verge]

Remains to be seen.

[strong sage]

No im just fucking around your hairy bush

[sleek raven]

i though it was bc of japan

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-smirk-gif-3783069863447349174

[vague ruin]

this comment has now peeked my interest

[loud river]

Both, gore isn't finished, and even if it was, they wouldn't be able to put it in.

[little verge]

Yes, but new gore also is not done.

[vague ruin]

what is the one that is greyed out 👀

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/old-people-dance-dance-move-couple-gif-16004653

Break yo back

[sleek raven]

why not just use the demo in the meantime

i mean the demo blood

[loud river]

That is the RITTER OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, HE COMES EQUIPPED WITH A FULLY ARMORED DESTRIER AND LANCE

[vague ruin]

Wait fr?!

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-first-rule-of-fight-club-brad-pitt-gif-5488117

[sleek raven]

whats fightclub

[loud river]

Isn't compatable. They made massive changes from the demo to the playtest, and that made the old gore systems entirely incompatible. That's why they're fully remaking it from scratch to be even better.

[sleek raven]

alr

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-mike-epps-nah-hell-hellnaw-gif-12618802

[vague ruin]

Oh ;(

[loud river]

[strong sage]

Dmt given to a baby giraffe

[vague ruin]

i figured out a perfect way to slam a knight into the ground

[strong sage]

Slapping her ass?

[sleek raven]

sometimes the ai bends me over the rail and like fucks me or smth idk

[chilly oracle]

I really wanted the shovel

[loud river]

my dad when I try to shovel the walk before getting him his 5:30am beer:

[chilly oracle]

lol

[desert wagon]

this has to be a top half sword clip

[vague ruin]

i wonder if there will be like a story mode or something

that could be cool

[desert wagon]

exanima type story would be cool

[vague ruin]

like a reveng arc or something

[loud river]

agree, a more physical world you explore through. Less menus and shit

[desert wagon]

would be rough with all of the textures but id pay triple a prices

[desert wagon]

bro got so scared

[chilly oracle]

long candle holder, my beloved

[tight wraith]

is that an npc or person?

[desert wagon]

idk man sometimes they feel like people

[tight wraith]

wym by they?

[chilly oracle]

I need to drop my mp4 recording quality so I can just send the mp4s

[desert wagon]

the uncanny ai

[chilly oracle]

"file size is too big" moment

[desert wagon]

they have emotion

[tight wraith]

oh

[sleek raven]

and the pitchfork thats goated

[placid flare]

halfsword

[chilly oracle]

the knife is just the best

I need to still screw with the mp4 recording settings

[hearty edge]

is fist play, carnage and spoilance the only modes at the moment?

[desert wagon]

pitchfork gang on top

[sleek raven]

How are they not all going at you at once

[chilly oracle]

run away

[desert wagon]

nah theres small buhurt for armored combat

[tight wraith]

how do u get rid of the cursor?

[desert wagon]

and the free for all

[tight wraith]

or is it a recording thing?

[sleek raven]

They end of hitting me some times and do a lot if damage some time they pin me and start moelesting me

[tight wraith]

...

[desert wagon]

in ur clips?

[tight wraith]

in game

[desert wagon]

it shouldnt be there

[indigo shale]

will multiplayer ever come? it would be awesome to duel a friend

[tight wraith]

i just assumed it was

[desert wagon]

might be in your windows settings

[tight wraith]

i dont have the full beta yet

[desert wagon]

oh

[tight wraith]

im waiting on the email

[loud river]

The cursor ain't in the playtest

by default

[tight wraith]

oh

[desert wagon]

used to happen to me in the playtest but not sure how i fixed it

[tight wraith]

it is in the demo

[desert wagon]

try messing with the settings in game

if not reinstall

[tight wraith]

i ment this

[desert wagon]

@loud river these thrusts are so unbelievably deadly sometimes

oh

thats center crosshair

[tight wraith]

i don't see it in the recordings so i thought there is a way to turn it off?

[loud river]

Absolutely, you get a good poke in and he's out

You can get unlucky sometimes though and mfs will hang on just long enough to get revenge

[desert wagon]

yeah should be in the game settings

center crosshair i believe

[desert wagon]

that and the occasional trade lmao

[chilly oracle]

some goofy goober stuff

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[chilly oracle]

lol, seems about right

[chilly oracle]

idk why the recording is choppy when it sends, unless thats only my end when looking at it

[loud river]

nah we all see it, something with motion smoothing on your recording software?

[random linden]

blood and gore when?

[little verge]

Will be announced around September.

[dense tapir]

Mcwonder stage

[random linden]

ok thanks

[jolly nexus]

Half sword if you could choose the game mode without random cards

[chilly oracle]

im sending this to see if I fixed the issue or not

still working on it

which one?

I can kill them fine

what weapon are you using?

ill try to kill them with the same weapon

1v1 match?

ok give me a bit, ill try and get one to spawn

dont charge at them without a plan

[drifting trellis]

the ai is really good, except when there is a guy charging them with a big pointy thing

[wintry shuttle]

when online ?

[chilly oracle]

handicap parking unlocked

[alpine lynx]

framerate 1 per millennia

[chilly oracle]

its just the recording software

[alpine lynx]

my framerate is worse

[alpine lynx]

ohh ok

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blast-off-launch-cat-jumping-into-camera-gif-6639037559618288527

[lavish estuary]

fatal error gave me no weapons

yes I will be playing like this

[alpine lynx]

0 per millennia

[alpine lynx]

good strat actually

just beat the living shit out of your enemies

[alpine lynx]

so real

[lavish estuary]

unironically feels badass

unfortunately: broken wrists 😦

[warm blade]

spike spear

[lavish estuary]

has anyone thought up any advanced strats or moves in the playtest yet?

I feel like I've found some decent tactics

[warm blade]

i want a little feature to dodge

and when im on the ground to kick out and trip the enemy

[lavish estuary]

sprint will give you a little dodge

[warm blade]

allowing me up

[lavish estuary]

you can also try grabbing your enemies feet while you're down

it's tripped them and saved my life a few times

[warm blade]

ive tried it

its abit harder

why do willie be lookin like someone let ass rip

[chilly oracle]

hug position + neck stab

[lavish estuary]

am I cooked chat?

[little verge]

From full stamina to full blackout of extertion.

[chilly oracle]

buddy had a stroke

[drifting trellis]

nah u win

[little verge]

The proof that flailing about is a shit technique.

[lavish estuary]

😏 results coming soon

[chilly oracle]

exactly

[lavish estuary]

yeah I got folded by the nastiest shield punch + polearm pull combo i've ever seen in my life

[alpine lynx]

slowly punching is op

[lavish estuary]

look at that technique

[lavish estuary]

triumph at last

[nimble thorn]

Is that the demo on steam?

[little verge]

The demo is the abyss map (darkness) The arena is the playtest. Both are available on the same steam page.

[nimble thorn]

I got an invite to the playtest.

[lavish estuary]

possible world first?

[little verge]

The confirmation email?

[lavish estuary]

peasant knife in full knight 🤔

[nimble thorn]

Just on steam. Maybe its for everybody.

[little verge]

It is for everyone.

[nimble thorn]

How much this will cost in the full release??

[little verge]

We are still very early in development pricing has not been determined at this time.

[nimble thorn]

All the best to your team.

[honest cloud]

halfsword chat? more like halfhard Chud am i right my fellow knights

[nimble thorn]

Well, that was fun.

[muted geyser]

Its my Birthday today 🎂 🥳

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-homeless-man-karate-homeless-karate-homeless-cobrai-kai-gif-13363310871922196347

[jolly gorge]

happy birthday bro

[chilly oracle]

funny death

[muted geyser]

Thank you very Much

[little verge]

Homie came in hot

[chilly oracle]

homie woke up and chose violence

[shy island]

when is that Tokyo game show

[little verge]

https://events.nikkeibp.co.jp/tgs/2024/en/exhibitor/

[hushed agate]

real

[strong sage]

How does this even happen

[stiff radish]

is this game online? can i 1v1 my friend

[strong sage]

No

[stiff radish]

dang

[nimble thorn]

How to stand up

[strong sage]

Hold w

[loud river]

joke video dude

[mellow maple]

sometimes it happens on its own in the morning

[nimble thorn]

dang

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-20081844

[loud river]

Nope, it is not online