halfsword-chat-⚔

[brisk rampart]

Yea

[digital pivot]

hmm

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-impastor-point-hes-gay-gif-7921585

[fast bramble]

Imagine being called slurs and insults by a 12 year old while they have 400 ping and do this to you

[ashen token]

I already played tarkov and croed multible times for being broke

[brisk rampart]

I wonder if there will also be conditions like We Who Are About to Die.

[digital pivot]

Lmao

[brisk rampart]

Like we're forced to have equal armor brackets to our opponent

[earnest nova]

happens in every game tbh

[hasty flame]

tru

[brisk rampart]

like we can only use man at arms gear.

[soft osprey]

Really fun game

[brisk rampart]

Yea its really good

Can't wait for the sandbox update for that

It's gonna be sick.

For now I've just been modding it

[ashen token]

If yall want that type of game rn go play dark and darker

[worn heron]

or this

[ashen token]

Doesnt have the same feel and has magic and bows

[fast bramble]

Ok actually that would be kinda fun

[soft osprey]

Dark and darker is just medieval Tarkov, and it looks great but steep learning curve

[worn heron]

genuinely not a bad game but fuck the community is toxic.

[earnest nova]

I'd laugh my ass off if I die like that

[hasty flame]

i have so many games like that its ridiculous

[green falcon]

no it isnt

[brisk rampart]

I can't wait for the kicking update, it's gonna be awesome. The trailer for it was funny

[ashen token]

I also hate how you have to buy premium to use the good loot

[ashen token]

Kicking in chivarly and mordhau is a huge sweat move

[brisk rampart]

The community in Dark and Darker get annoying in the discord too, I don't see why they get so angry about shutdowns, it's just 3 hours without the game.

[fast bramble]

Or this

[frank scarab]

is it just me or everytime a youtuber or streamer plays half sword playtest they just don't play the other classes at all, idk if they do it on purpose or they just don't know how to change tiers.

[green falcon]

guys is it more fun on controller or keyboard?

[soft osprey]

Depends what part of the community you see lol
Reddit generally is pretty chill on that front.
No Mans Sky has the nicest community in gaming I swear

[brisk rampart]

It's a pretty useful feature though in those games.

Good for countering feints in mordhau or breaking blocks in chivalry

[ashen token]

Yeah

[quasi tendon]

is there any way i can play the main game?

[green falcon]

guys is it more fun on controller or keyboard?

[frank scarab]

its just getting under my nerves

[worn heron]

I've played dark and darker since their early playtesting days and I can say with confidence, they have the worst discord and Reddit community around it, it's such a horrid environment. Their general discord is constant racism. Lol

[quasi tendon]

or is it only content creators

[brisk rampart]

Yeaaaa it's pretty bad lol.

[worn heron]

they're more toxic than tarkov players

[green falcon]

dang

[brisk rampart]

I've seen it, they get wild.

[earnest nova]

You mean the playtest?

[worn heron]

Lemme get my copypasta

[green falcon]

guys is it more fun on controller or keyboard?

[quasi tendon]

YES

[restive garnet]

same

[brisk rampart]

I usually do keyboard

[ashen token]

No clue

[frank scarab]

or

[worn heron]

Alright, For the playtest, Go to steam to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 100,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

[worn heron]

haha I beated u

[frank scarab]

or just read hes copypasta

[soft osprey]

Now post the one about the classes

[quasi tendon]

ok

[ashen token]

Oof blueberry had to type all that

[quasi tendon]

thats fine

[soft osprey]

and make sure to post about gore and multiplayer

[worn heron]

[odd meadow]

Pulling your leg muscle from stretching too hard is the worst pain I've ever felt holy shiiit

[brisk rampart]

"Erm.. Why is there no blood??? I was not told about this at all!!1!"

[restive garnet]

what theeeeee

[worn heron]

calf muscle Charlie horses? Yeah. Some of the worse.

[earnest nova]

so where is the gore at? where is multiplayer?

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/black-knight-draw-monty-python-gif-8453752444373485023

[ashen token]

Thats normal for me

You just gotta stretch your leg again

[soft osprey]

Mods can I get a ban for this guy please

[fast bramble]

Lmao

[odd meadow]

Yeah it's unbearable and sometimes it last forever

[worn heron]

this will probably be my favourite movie till I die, I dunno if something can top it

[restive garnet]

whose clip is this?

[worn heron]

Drink more water fsfs

[brisk rampart]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail was funny as heck

[worn heron]

I don't know I found it in the game footage

[brisk rampart]

I love how the end just implies it was an insane LARP

[odd meadow]

Daaaaaamn

[restive garnet]

ahh oke i ll upload in on my channel for fun

[worn heron]

I used it to show criken to agree to sign up for the playtest

[soft osprey]

I always thought Monty python would be boring and bad. I regret waiting so long cause that movie is fuckin hilarious

[worn heron]

real

[white coral]

we need the ability to dual wield a hammer and sickle

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-ice-cube-chris-tucker-damn-dayum-gif-5928375

[fast bramble]

Please watch the rest of their stuff

Life of Brian, Meaning of Life

[restive garnet]

bigus dickus

[frank scarab]

its second place in my top 10 movies

[worn heron]

if you've not seen any of their other stuff it's def worth it lol

[earnest nova]

its hard to believe it was made in 1975 its hilarious

[odd meadow]

Those spikey spear things are the most op weapon ngl

[worn heron]

genuinely. And I think the holy grail was 69, wasn't it?

[ashen token]

Isnt this the half sword chat?

[worn heron]

No nvm I searched it up

75

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/life-of-brian-monty-python-life-of-brian-caesar-gif-18462904

[worn heron]

I misremember

[ashen token]

Theres a general chat for all yl

[opal sundial]

Strawberry Basilisk real

[soft osprey]

I’ve only seen clips of their other stuff, like the bigus dickus scene galaxy mentioned. Where can I even watch them?

[restive garnet]

lmao

[odd meadow]

.....uh yeah????

[soft osprey]

I don’t wanna go downloading stuff from websites

[white coral]

no

[worn heron]

That's from Life of Brian, I think it's on Netflix still

[fast bramble]

It's dev and mod sanctioned

[white coral]

this is not the half sword chat... trust..

[ashen token]

Uh people are talking about literally something else then halfsword pmao

[fast bramble]

It's a dev and a mod lmao

[odd meadow]

Cringe a non mod telling people what to do what a NERD

[soft osprey]

I’m gonna check it out right now

[soft osprey]

Fuckin crucify him please

[ashen token]

Reported for bullying

[opal sundial]

shhh

[snow gulch]

thought this looked like a pretty sick kill icl

[worn heron]

(we aren't super strict on it unless it gets like majorly off topic, though with the rise in people, we do encourage them to use general chat more.)

[snow gulch]

been getting tons of throat slices

[fast bramble]

I provide more Half Sword footage

[odd meadow]

LOL !!!!!!!! TEACHER TEACHER HE Being MEAN VIBES

[worn heron]

[opal sundial]

1984

[frank scarab]

how about now?

[soft osprey]

Yesss yesss now fight each other

[worn heron]

be nice students, or I will beat you with hammers

[white coral]

WHY IS THERE SKIBIDI TOILET

[soft osprey]

The duality of man lol

[white coral]

WHAT

[smoky hound]

Dr evil model would go hard

[worn heron]

now look at this clip and my epic editing skills

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqfY6cqlnoZuWYj9W/d1337hx3MlJX?invite=cr-MSwybUIsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-please-dont-too-weak-star-wars-sith-gif-16851937

[ashen token]

I will grab 2 knifes and go full on london on you

[soft osprey]

Bro said blimey

[snow gulch]

is it just me or do overhead strikes feel so weak

[ashen token]

And lilith the slimy cunt

[white coral]

what

[smoky hound]

They feel weak but they are not

[worn heron]

[opal sundial]

mods make this man witness the death of his family

[worn heron]

be nice

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/case-caseoh-your-banned-you'e-banned-get-out-gif-7698576230662898937

[soft osprey]

That’s it issue a mass mute to everyone but me

[ashen token]

Lillith started it

[ashen token]

BAN THIS GUY

[opal sundial]

of course just you bruh

[worn heron]

it goes for both of you

[ashen token]

Aww

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

Bunch of Rokuists

[odd meadow]

Tell him blueberry!

[fast bramble]

I figured out how to make your character rest the weapon on their shoulder

[smoky hound]

I'm muteworthy fs

[opal sundial]

fire stick better

[fast bramble]

Tap left mouse button once

Tap it again to go back to normal stance

[ashen token]

But i am prob the only lithuanian here, think abt it

[worn heron]

you and watermelon dude are in the Pillory rn

[ashen token]

I am a rare breed

[gilded frigate]

Rejoice!! The gore is coming

[worn heron]

Punishment

[soft osprey]

That’s it someone half sword them both

[earnest nova]

nah full sword

[ashen token]

Wait wait wait

[smoky hound]

Prove

[opal sundial]

I’ll half your sword any day 😏

[ashen token]

Cmonnnn guys

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-anime-man-laughing-stock-stocks-pillory-punished-gif-22485456

[odd meadow]

Yo actually why is it called half sword

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-wwe-smack-down-wrestling-gif-12573301

[ashen token]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[earnest nova]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-walk-city-ruined-gif-11908309215887382474

[opal sundial]

because the half sword stance is in the game

[worn heron]

Half swording is the technique when you hold your sword with one hand on the blade

like such

[smoky hound]

Going full sword would be offensive to the public

[opal sundial]

fake news

[soft osprey]

I’m always at full sword

[ashen token]

Lillith wouldnt know ofc

[worn heron]

this too

[odd meadow]

Oh lmao I had no idea it had a name

[opal sundial]

half sword (the game) created the half sword stance

[ashen token]

Fake half sword fan

[soft osprey]

Chat is this real??

[opal sundial]

yes. I verified it

[lost sluice]

The

[soft osprey]

[worn heron]

mhm! There's a bunch of stances. Mordhau (the game) is also named off of a stance to hold a sword as well.

[smoky hound]

I had no idea, very cool

[ashen token]

Wow eniggma is so cool

[craggy ore]

From the creators of Half sword and Full sword, the hit and miss spin off game that becomes a cult classic in ten years, Long Sword

[ashen token]

Enigma*

[soft osprey]

Because half sword helps you stab the soft spots between the armor 🤓

[worn heron]

short sword when

[worn heron]

indeed 🥰

[craggy ore]

Top down rts

[opal sundial]

short sword or great sword next?

[odd meadow]

Yo I need 600 bucks where's Mr beast when you need him

[fast bramble]

You hold your sword halfway up the blade

[soft osprey]

He’s busy getting crucified online

[true island]

how do i know when I get into the play test

[frank scarab]

email

[opal sundial]

You’ll get an email

[worn heron]

You'll get a confirmation email to the email linked to your steam account

[odd meadow]

Tbh idk what he even did lmao

[worn heron]

It can take 1-12 hours, depending on what devs are online. They accept everyone in waves. 🙂

[opal sundial]

bruh we’re like the seagulls from nemo just repeating the same thing over and over again

[gilded frigate]

Im just hype the blood is "fully simulated" we're making progress...

[fast bramble]

Became the latest media circus target

[soft osprey]

Something something scams bad working conditions rigged contests and allowing pedophilia

[odd meadow]

Mine

[worn heron]

it really does your thumbs working out huh

[hasty flame]

would half sword benefit from an actual jousting mode?

[opal sundial]

something else is fully stimulated too

[worn heron]

We were talking about that earlier actually. We thought it'd be a cool idea.

[green falcon]

Blud was asking for mercy

[opal sundial]

please bruh just get a screen recorder

[odd meadow]

So many other people to go after tho that are way worse yet yeah let's go for the guy giving people in need shit

[green falcon]

It’s to long

[soft osprey]

I love the way you recorded this

[green falcon]

I need nitro

[frank scarab]

guys when will they add kettle vase?

[opal sundial]

may I say, skill issue?

[green falcon]

K

[soft osprey]

Eh you’d be better off looking into it. There’s a bunch of good videos on it that go in detail.

[opal sundial]

Willie bong when?

[odd meadow]

Ye I might have too

[signal wedge]

omg the little baby

[gilded frigate]

I love the way characters respond

It's the best thing with the gore

[odd meadow]

Who TF are you?!

[fast bramble]

Posted a video I already posted whoops

[soft osprey]

That’s silly head.

[lost sluice]

Vsus

[soft osprey]

@signal wedge

[worn heron]

I was talking about how expensive jousting actually is as a sport. I used to think jousting points were based off of knocking the opponent off of their horse, but that actually has nothing to do with it.

I recently learned you only score points if your lance breaks on your opponent. 1 point on their arm. 2 on their chest, and 3 on their shield. I was very.. intrigued, to say the least.

[soft osprey]

See?

[odd meadow]

Never seen him lol

[signal wedge]

i'm talking about your cat bro lmao

the little baby

[opal sundial]

ain’t reading allat

[signal wedge]

present

[soft osprey]

Such a gentleman’s sport

[worn heron]

it's four sentences

[opal sundial]

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/big-daddy-that-guy-doesnt-count-he-cant-even-read-gif-14897564

[odd meadow]

Oh that's not little baby that's a monster lmao she ripped my scalp off when I hugged her

[opal sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931632494963466333/992860288237977870/5214CEC8-B042-469C-BF30-0EDA10C6D0F0.gif

[signal wedge]

ah i see my cat is mentally retarted

[worn heron]

just a lil guy

[frank scarab]

(flashback to the guy that got mad after some troll said that)

[warped pasture]

workm was hard not as hard YOUR MUM

[signal wedge]

moderator

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235225182470410421/1235227148999065600/asmr_gf.gif

bruh idiot67 is back

[worn heron]

is this a fact, a question, or an insult

[signal wedge]

i just wanted to say hello

[warped pasture]

is the groin meta big now?

[worn heron]

[warped pasture]

i was gone for 12 hours

[signal wedge]

the mods in this server are so chill compared to some of the other servers i've been in on god

[worn heron]

the what now

[odd meadow]

I think she is too....she goes "HMPFFFFF" When talk to her and growls

[opal sundial]

you fix the problem with your computer? (genuine question, I don’t wanna argue with you again)

[soft osprey]

Some..are chill.

[worn heron]

ah yes

the that

[signal wedge]

i guess i haven't interacted with all of them lol

[opal sundial]

dunno why you got bad fps in helldivers then

[ashen token]

@odd meadow i hope your imune system find out about your eyes gn

[warped pasture]

someone used the one handed spear and now we are here

[frank scarab]

yeah we got, stoner dragon, person that we thought was much older then he was, the weed brownies guy, and blob.

[opal sundial]

probably

willie worm real

[signal wedge]

i'll take those options over bad mods any day tbh

helldivers 2 discord mods were bitches fr

[soft osprey]

God Willie is so attractive

[worn heron]

we try our best to enforce everything fairly and reasonably, but we also gotta remain unbiased too, which can sometimes cause tension for people. It ain't really fair if we let one person post something and scrutinize another for it.

so, we try to be equal and such in that area.

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-firestick-fire-tv-movies-cable-gif-17556691

[warped pasture]

you are true heroes

[soft osprey]

It’s ok I only throw people under the bus when it’s in short proximity to when I get scolded

[earnest nova]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-the-real-heroes-recognition-appreciate-anthony-starr-the-boys-gif-15594353

[soft osprey]

Cause there’s definitely things said that I’ve gotten scolded and muted for but you know, most mods are fuckin fire stick users

[worn heron]

with differing values and opinions of eachother, sometimes us mods have conflicts ourselves in our judgement even, we aren't perfect lol

[soft osprey]

So what can I expect

[signal wedge]

yeah they mad suck. the discord is an echo chamber with the same post every 15 mintues and the mod in the discord are so corrupted by power it's incredible.

[signal wedge]

also doesn't help that they have the sense of humor of a dead goat

[frank scarab]

i ain’t reading allat

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/big-daddy-gif-26947716

[worn heron]

it's two sentences

[opal sundial]

ain’t reading allat

[worn heron]

you guys are beyond hope

I had a little

[opal sundial]

thank you

[worn heron]

but it's gone now

[signal wedge]

hope smope

[pine willow]

im haveing a big problem with the play test vesion of the game and i need help

[warped pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-real-heros-dont-do-drugs-soldier-boy-psa-jensen-ackles-gif-25818534

[worn heron]

Que

Elaborate

[worn heron]

shit..

[soft osprey]

Fake news

[warped pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-gif-26128418

[pine willow]

it keeps saying fatal erro when i try opening the game

[warped pasture]

this shits legal?

[earnest nova]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-based-the-boys-homelander-the-boys-facts-gif-26206051

[fast bramble]

I have made the first step towards custom loadouts

[warped pasture]

i used to kill people for smoking

[worn heron]

Did you swap to dx12 or something in the menu and then this happened?

[warped pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/vigilante-peacemaker-hbo-max-dc-wave-gif-24606488

[pine willow]

i think idk this started two day ago

[worn heron]

Hmm, you can try launching your game manually in Dx11

[soft osprey]

Something something virtual memory ram direct X11

[pine willow]

how

[worn heron]

Roku!

[soft osprey]

Right click game in library

[jagged salmon]

jst waiting for my playtest to be accepted

[soft osprey]

Press properties, under general is launch options

[pine willow]

ok

[soft osprey]

Type in -directx11

[pine willow]

ok

[frank scarab]

or -dx11

[sullen dagger]

fr

[soft osprey]

Don’t argue with me please

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270523847212404817/twearking.gif

[frank scarab]

what? maybe hes feeling lazy today

[finite moon]

there mp yet?

[warped pasture]

yes

[soft osprey]

That’s it. Mod give this man a mute

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-brain-grow-growing-dumb-gif-26699553

[warped pasture]

there is as a ,atter of fact your only playing devs rn

keep the rumor alive

[upper siren]

yes but i play every character

[worn heron]

Just keep an eye out for the confirmation email from the devs!

They'll be accepting several batches of people every day, it should take no longer than 12 hours max to get in.

It'll be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest" when you're confirmed.

[frank scarab]

yeah just scream "I LOVE MEDIEVAL COMBAT AND I LOVE LOOKING AT FRANKY'S HEAD" in a buhurt match irl.

[finite moon]

👍

[opal sundial]

i ain’t reading allat

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-gif-26656596

[earnest nova]

in a sense that every player is AI you can call that multiplayer

[upper siren]

it only took me like 2 hours at most

[worn heron]

nope, they're developing local splitscreen support, but nothing more ATM

[soft osprey]

I don’t get it do you eat them

[worn heron]

they will be revealing more information at TGS

[signal wedge]

maybe 🤭 🥺

[soft osprey]

Mods this man eats children

[upper siren]

that doesn't seem okay for some reason

[opal sundial]

relatable

[signal wedge]

i don't eat them i devour them

[finite moon]

is the game going to have a story or what going on with that?

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

My god man

[wheat tiger]

ey, not for nothin. i dunno wtf yalls games are doing, but very large polearms are broken in mine. particularly the guisarme and the pitchfork. volgues arent doing much better.. pls dont "skill issue" me, cause thats ugly and helps no one. not afraid to admit im not in top tier convo, but i know how to hold fuckigng alt and stab. it does not work with certan weapons rn, for me

[worn heron]

Jesus Christ man

[soft osprey]

He devours them

[worn heron]

[warped pasture]

freedom of eats is an american religion

[earnest nova]

theres a difference?

[opal sundial]

“freedom of eats”

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-singer-the-adam-sandler-gif-20361023

[upper siren]

its actually going to be like minecraft, there won't be ai just zombies and you build your house to survive

[signal wedge]

Jesus Christs light does not shine upon children devoured between my teeth

[soft osprey]

[upper siren]

also there will be cheese

if you were wondering

[finite moon]

i really hope not would be ass lowkey

[wheat tiger]

lol damn i gotta watch my language. that just means i diont like kids very much.. nothing gross

[signal wedge]

insert Infant Annihilator lyrics

[soft osprey]

My average match but I’m the loser

[worn heron]

Certain weapons, especially polearms need a bit of work on the technical side. The team is going through one by one and tweaking them to feel better. For example, the first one they just did was the Greatsword. They shortened it a tiny bit and made it a little lighter, since it was very floaty.

[upper siren]

nah its a certified ganster fact

[finite moon]

thats an L

[fast bramble]

I've figured out a really janky custom-ish loadout workaround

[worn heron]

Not too sure, they haven't revealed much in terms of that

[earnest nova]

half sword the pitchfork aim to the right and run at the enemy

[worn heron]

they have talked vaguely about different ideas for game modes though.

[upper siren]

its not going to be like minecraft you pestillent welch!

[fast bramble]

Blueberry would you like to know how to get custom-ish loadouts?

[warped pasture]

duel weild and swing hard and fast

[opal sundial]

is it relatable to eat human meat

[wheat tiger]

sick. nice to know its being addressed. they just pop out of my off hand, and i wasnt sure if other people were experiencing this. then the skill issue answer made me not even wanna talk anymore

[warped pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-lecter-silence-of-the-lambs-mask-evil-stare-gif-5961895

[upper siren]

it's been said it tastes like chicken, but i dissagree.

[keen trail]

is this game multiplayer atm? online says yes but I feel like everyone I fight are bots with no honor lmao

[frank scarab]

who told you its mp?

[upper siren]

they're all real people

the devs keep them locked up in a dungeon

[worn heron]

another thing, with polearms that you can stab with, mainly spears and the volgue, there's a new technique me and Franky have found to thrust with one hand. It's a bit janky, but it works. When in the half sword position, you can swipe and press q midway through to stab forward with one hand. It doesn't always work the best, though.

[frank scarab]

this guy is right, don't mind my other message

[keen trail]

thats what I was going off

[worn heron]

and today, I found out you can hold them in the Halfsword position and double click left mouse, leading to some interesting positions

[keen trail]

so I figured id ask

[worn heron]

autocorrect doing weird things to me there

[wheat tiger]

i love that one. double Lclick and charge has won me quite a few fights with PF and spears

[upper siren]

lmao i told you

[craggy ore]

Google AI result assume its braindead and made up

[finite moon]

w

[worn heron]

what the fuck

[earnest nova]

what are these lifeless discussions "Multiplayer is so good"

[digital pivot]

[opal sundial]

mods can we kill google ai

[keen trail]

I couldnt tell you

[wheat tiger]

my big confuse was the alt mode and thrusting

[upper siren]

thats what comes up for me

not that stupid ai answer

[opal sundial]

safe search off

[upper siren]

i turned it off when i met you!

[opal sundial]

[fast bramble]

Here's where your currently equipped loadout from when you click on a tier in the main menu is. Copy all of the contents of this folder to another one (moving just the player equipment sav doesn't work), you've now saved the loadout.

So now when you die or you click another tier but you still want to use your badass knight armour you just copy the saved loadout back into this folder, replacing all the files, not clicking any other tiers (the Willie in-game won't change to reflect your saved loadout, but it's loaded), hit start game, click the game mode you want, and enjoy your loadout.

This works whether the game is open or closed.

[opal sundial]

ain’t reading allat

[upper siren]

you just made me choke on my vape

[wheat tiger]

ty folks for honnest info and responses and not just nonsense

[worn heron]

and I totally agree with you there, we don't encourage people to go around saying "skill issue" and stuff like that. It's very unencouraging and not a great environment to be around. And here's the thing, in a game with swords, even if you did nothing, there's gonna be someone in the community who will say "skill issue" if you have criticism or ask for help, that's just how it happens sometimes unfortunately. We definitely discourage it.

[opal sundial]

bye bye lungs

[fast bramble]

I'm sorry to hear of your illiteracy

[digital pivot]

I keep getting bugged after I lose lol

[upper siren]

aint readin allat

[fast bramble]

I hope you're getting help for that

[sleek halo]

How to change map in playtest version

[opal sundial]

I ain’t reading allat

[fast bramble]

There's plenty of options available now

[worn heron]

There's only one map in the playtest

[upper siren]

aint read allat

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/spore-brain-grow-growing-dumb-gif-26699553

[earnest nova]

portal cake

[worn heron]

You may have seen footage the old itch.io maps, if that's what you mean. That was where we had our first public release

[wheat tiger]

so.... i should be more accustomed. ive spent quite a bit of my life reading things about melee games like this on discord, and "skill issue" is a common response.

maybe i need thicker skin

[sleek halo]

Yes, from TikTok. Looked awesome

[wheat tiger]

but also....^

thank you for validation.

[worn heron]

regardless of what you may think you need, toxicity is not an environment we want to condone

[wheat tiger]

also, thank you for game you psychopaths

(affectionate)

[upper siren]

he needs his hat

[upper siren]

you guys check this out

[upper siren]

i like that shoe

[plucky cosmos]

willie shoe

[green falcon]

go wwe

[worn heron]

Poulaine when

[digital pivot]

Dapper

[green falcon]

ur a professienal

[worn heron]

Give the drip shoe

+2 thorns dmg

[upper siren]

i've never seen a punch that beautiful before or since

[green falcon]

same

[green falcon]

left hook

[green falcon]

XD

[keen trail]

how does one go first person

[upper siren]

mike tython would be proud

[earnest nova]

they look so helpless when you have that armour lmao

[frank scarab]

then maybe you wanna check out the abyss or playtest build, or butterman and warrior build

[green falcon]

V

[green falcon]

nga how u go there u mod? or sum

[green falcon]

yeahhh

[upper siren]

i've never tried fist fights in first person, that looks awesome

[fast bramble]

They are lmao, it's a bit of a pain in the butt to get the armour in lower tiers (involves copying files and stuff) but it's kinda fun just stomping them

[green falcon]

press v

for first person

[earnest nova]

Very cool

[frank scarab]

epic lost media finding skillz

[upper siren]

its funny i just figured that out like 10 minutes ago

[worn heron]

Ope sorry I missed this. I'll get the link for ya if you want. It's outdated af, but it has its special spot

Plus.. if you manage to climb to the top of the mountain in the snow map, you get a secret..

[green falcon]

yeuuh

[upper siren]

i didn't even know there was a first person before than

[green falcon]

but nah fr how u go there?

[green falcon]

same

[green falcon]

how u go there

[worn heron]

Def crank your fov up to max for it lol

[fast bramble]

It's 50/50 on either being awesome or a total mess

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[upper siren]

I've tried it with a helmet on and you can't see shite

[worn heron]

Those who climb the mountain may seek the riches ...

[green falcon]

thankss

[untold geyser]

will the playtest get blood soon?

[worn heron]

Yeah some helmets really obstruct your view.

[earnest nova]

wow this has been in development for quite a while

I hadnt realized

[frank scarab]

this

[worn heron]

Picture your view like a cyclops. You see out of one spot in the center of your screen

They're reworking first person for better peripherals and such

[frank scarab]

much older build, we still don't have willie butterman build.

[green falcon]

it dont work?

[worn heron]

perhaps a little over a month 🤔 who knows

[upper siren]

yea i farted.

[soft osprey]

We should get a test mode. Where you can try out different weapons on naked Willie’s who don’t move

[green falcon]

yh

[soft osprey]

And that’s definitely not because I want to torture Willie’s

[worn heron]

You'll have to wait for more info at TGS

and my power just went out

[frank scarab]

it work just click link and wait

then download

[earnest nova]

thanks for this.

[worn heron]

I just heard a honk and a fucking bang like way into town???

[frank scarab]

not virus, from franky

[upper siren]

pay your light bill

thats a free tip

everybody gets one

[opal sundial]

loony toons ahh scenario

[soft osprey]

I immediately pictured a clown car for some reason

[upper siren]

not really sure what i was getting at

[errant anvil]

how do i get in to 1v1 arena

[soft osprey]

It’s the play test

Request access through the steam store page

[errant anvil]

ohh ok ty

[worn heron]

I think we just had a townwide power outage that caused an accident somewhere oh dear

Well I'm on mobile data now so my connection isnt very good. will be in and out to check on chat throughout the night. Ciao folks

[upper siren]

good luck in the dark don't let the ice cream man get you

[earnest nova]

[digital pivot]

I knocked down in helmet vision

crazy

[digital pivot]

You mean the lollipop licker?

[worn heron]

wait I think wifi back on ?

[frank scarab]

analog horror?

[worn heron]

pog?

[frank scarab]

watch out for dark men

[worn heron]

[sleek raven]

are they still accepting test players

[worn heron]

till the day I die

[sleek raven]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-cat-spooky-cat-strange-cat-earless-cat-alien-gif-27449502

[worn heron]

(this is not a fact they are just accepting them till sometime after TGS)

[pine willow]

Type in -directx11

[fast bramble]

There's a handful of helmets that let you do first person, they're not available in the top two tiers though

[sleek raven]

what is tgs im a noob

[keen trail]

why do the people I fight just sprint straight into me running me over like a fucking mustang and people on the sidewalk

[earnest nova]

tokyo game show

[sleek raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-rick-laughing-terrifying-morty-gif-10529203898491388485

[worn heron]

Half Sword Games was accepted for Gamescom in Tokyo! Its late September.

[soft osprey]

Not a bad way to fight if it works huh

[worn heron]

The 29th if memory serves right

[keen trail]

shit is so fucking annoying

[pine willow]

@worn heron like this

[worn heron]

You need the - in front

[keen trail]

like lets sword fight dont run me over like im a speedbump

[earnest nova]

flying cars they said

[keen trail]

my enemys on this game are literally A-train

[sleek raven]

so after that

too long

[worn heron]

I'm hoping that will solve your problem, but I can't guarantee it

[sleek raven]

cant wait for that

[earnest nova]

i agree

patience my friend

[sleek raven]

need to be accepted today

[pine willow]

when i put that in do i lauch the gamwe

[worn heron]

Very likely will be

[upper siren]

which one is better

[soft osprey]

Yes. Type -directx11 close the screen and launch

[sleek raven]

i dont wanna run in the empty dark for a month

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/muted-shadow-realm-mordekaiser-gif-27706424

[snow gulch]

ironically im excited to get void mode back

makes the game more fun cause theres a sense of progression

[soft osprey]

Yeah not guaranteed fix

[worn heron]

damn :/ how much vRam do you have?

[soft osprey]

Something something ram virtual memory

[pine willow]

idk

i have played it before tho

i have 11 hr on it

[frank scarab]

willie on the right, old willie is love, old willie is life.

whoops that was huge

let me just

[pine willow]

can we call and talk about this

or dm

[worn heron]

Well, they are always working on optimization. I think your best bet would be to get your specs from your task manager and make a post in #1262488181035630634 so the developers can see what they're dealing with

[pine willow]

ok

[upper siren]

I PRESENT TO YOU : KING WILLIE

[worn heron]

you can DM me if you'd like, but lowkey I don't know a lot when It comes to the tech savvy part of it.

[worn heron]

Dave Mustaine?

[soft osprey]

Is that Willie?

[worn heron]

from the hit rock band Megadeth?

[upper siren]

lmao he does look like him

[soft osprey]

From the hit game half sword?

[worn heron]

[digital pivot]

I think so cause I got accepted today?

[pine willow]

i want to try this but idk how to do it

[sleek raven]

pls i need the game

[worn heron]

You're good as long as you're cool, they don't accept losers

[digital pivot]

Apparently Im cool lol

I did spend 6 hours on the demo lol

[sleek raven]

ok

ill do that

6 hours

[soft osprey]

Brother you’ll get it. Nothing they can do here

[keen trail]

RIP my balls

[digital pivot]

That dont mean your gonna get accepted

I just got lucky I guess lol

thanks

[sleek raven]

ok

[digital pivot]

Grow some new ones

[worn heron]

Like I said just keep an eye out for the confirmation email, and it'll be automatically added to your steam library under Half Sword Playtest within 1-12 hours as long as you requested

[keen trail]

oh my fault og

[worn heron]

[digital pivot]

[frank scarab]

just like shaun hes such a party pooper, he beated up the birthday boy after get lightly punched by someone else.

[digital pivot]

I miss my scythe

[worn heron]

everybody will c:

[upper siren]

someone give me a good picture to put willies face on

[digital pivot]

Thats an even better thing to hear

[sleek raven]

ok

[digital pivot]

SPREAD IT IN THE STREETS

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ALL WILL GET THE GAME

[upper siren]

i tried this one but it didn't really work

[soft osprey]

Horrifying

[upper siren]

its willie as the ice cream man

[soft osprey]

Someone mod this into the game

[digital pivot]

Someone mod this into a shitty fnaf remake

[upper siren]

these are the original pictures used

[pine willow]

i love you

[worn heron]

I think this one works perfect tbh

[frank scarab]

someone half sword this into the mod

[digital pivot]

Megadeth collab with half sword no way!!!1!

[soft osprey]

That’s my favorite kind of death

[digital pivot]

When the game comes out

Will it be full sword?

[digital pivot]

[worn heron]

I see no difference

[digital pivot]

Oh I see it

[keen trail]

I just got my skull split in half with a knife

RIP

[soft osprey]

Make this a sticker

[worn heron]

I'm going to send people this picture and tell them it's Dave Mustaine

[digital pivot]

How>??

[keen trail]

carnage

[digital pivot]

Do it and call it an update to the discord

[upper siren]

they will believe it

[digital pivot]

Naked?

[worn heron]

I can definitely do that when I get back on my PC lol

[keen trail]

yeah

[digital pivot]

That makes more sense

People be streaming half sword

[upper siren]

what about willie tyson

that's going to give us all nightmares i apologize

[digital pivot]

Fiurst of all who the hell is willie

I gotta know at this point

[soft osprey]

This is peak.

[odd meadow]

my reflexes are peak

[upper siren]

that is willie

[digital pivot]

Ah

Hes beautiful

[upper siren]

hes the main guy in halfsword!

hes willie

[naive jetty]

best score ive gotten i think died to 2 short axe wielding guys

[digital pivot]

Can I beat my willie? (in game of course)

[soft osprey]

He’s Willie. You’re Willie. We are all Willie

And when we come together we’re just a big ol mass of Willie’s touching each other

[worn heron]

next do it with a stool

[digital pivot]

The Sacred church of willie

[upper siren]

i almost made one of Jesus but i don't think that would go over well.

[digital pivot]

Leaked halfsword sex update

[soft osprey]

Jesus? You mean Willie?

[digital pivot]

That made me laugh uncontrollably

Just the deep moan

[upper siren]

yes that is his nickname

[brisk steppe]

If Mrs.Frizzle got into heavy metal.

[soft osprey]

Mods ban this man so he doesn’t come back

[brisk steppe]

YES

[digital pivot]

THIS IS IN THE FORBIDDEN LAND

[rapid rivet]

The reason I still sometimes play the oldest version of the game is that if you use any blade and charge at people using the thrusting position, you can run faster whilst stabbing people to death

[signal wedge]

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-twitch-twitchtv-twitch-emote-kek-gif-19085736

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-the-messiah-monty-gif-19570851

[odd meadow]

day 2 of our lord

[digital pivot]

Unbelievable backshots

[upper siren]

he looks over all of rio

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-2536253093151310674

[brisk steppe]

** WE NEED THIS AS AN EMOJI RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! **

[digital pivot]

I wanna dropkick willie.

[soft osprey]

I saved it at least

And I will be abusing posting it

[digital pivot]

🦶 🦵

[worn heron]

it'd probably be too small to recognize that it's Willie as an emoji

[soft osprey]

Great idea. Can we get some Willie feet emojis?

[brisk steppe]

Ballz

[digital pivot]

Lmao bro

Aight everyone start screenshotting naked willies feet

we gotta get them feet pics

[worn heron]

Galaxy himself said Willie pregnant emoji

[digital pivot]

Its for the new update

[hybrid ferry]

i have NEVER seen that map, how u get ot

[worn heron]

so it's canon

[soft osprey]

Galaxy has some good taste

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[naive jetty]

i did NOT think id beat the guy with the scythe so easily with a stool

[digital pivot]

When will willie evolve into weezer

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-friends-food-eating-gif-25211815

[worn heron]

It's the oldest public build

Very outdated

[humble bloom]

[digital pivot]

Holy shit its him

[worn heron]

It has a special place tho

[hybrid ferry]

yes online

[brisk steppe]

Nobody gon talk bout the top down builds

[hybrid ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/drip-smiling-friends-goku-trap-trap-shrimp-gif-24806583

[north tapir]

Why does grabbing the ass of your enemy ALWAYS result in spinning around uncontrollably and create memorable moment with your child ???

[digital pivot]

Average conjoined twin

[signal wedge]

that is a sussy ass image

[worn heron]

because those weren't any of the public builds, that was during franks initial testing phase

[soft osprey]

Why are you consistently sexually assaulting Willie?

[worn heron]

so, they aren't very well known

[digital pivot]

WAIT ITS HERE

WILLIE FEET PICS

[brisk steppe]

Gremlin laugh

[digital pivot]

ON GOD

[brisk steppe]

ehhehehehehhe

[digital pivot]

Willie Feet sightings

Mhm

Going in the book

[brisk steppe]

** WHY **

[worn heron]

Woah that's crazy @humble bloom I think my phone service is cutting out

wooah

You might have to take over from here oh noo

[soft osprey]

[worn heron]

[brisk steppe]

We're getting crucified Nero style if staff sees this lol

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fentanyl-narcan-fish-gif-14146301099745634463

[digital pivot]

No they will just beat us with the cnadle stick

[humble bloom]

Probably has something to do with how willies balance themselves, the pelvis is most likely the root bone.

[upper siren]

i just went in game and got some 2k willie feet pics

[soft osprey]

Wym it’s half sword related

[digital pivot]

Its donkey from shrek on god

[upper siren]

willie hovers

[brisk steppe]

Feet pics?

[humble bloom]

I dont have any mod or admin privileges
Dont leave me here with them

[soft osprey]

Oh I really love the one on the right

[worn heron]

staff is actively watching you

[upper siren]

that only backs up this claim

[worn heron]

You're just lucky it's the kinky one

[digital pivot]

going in the sightings

[soft osprey]

Uh it’s Willie do you not see that?

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-tex-avery-miss-vavvoom-gif-27362234

[signal wedge]

i'm feeling quite hungry

[upper siren]

hes got some finger ass toes

[digital pivot]

Oh god no I know this one

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-hi-hello-bye-waving-gif-12710533

[digital pivot]

Spanish real

[humble bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[brisk steppe]

Really? That's the hill you choose to perish upon?...

[digital pivot]

I used to rule the world

[worn heron]

im sorry I have to leave you to the wolves

[upper siren]

how are you a voice actor but they didn't give you mod privileges?!

[brisk steppe]

Roll the dice

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-garfield-ready-to-eat-dinner-yummy-gif-3385950676278732368

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

Let the shitposting commence

[humble bloom]

Ill come back pregnant and have my wolf children hunt you down

[digital pivot]

Because voice actors are 2nd class citizens a majority of the time lol

[odd meadow]

who let the dogs out!?!?

[upper siren]

willard

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-gif-3561710500423895152

[upper siren]

willie willard williamson

[soft osprey]

I hear you get access to gore early for posting Willie feet pics in here

[digital pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-drip-gif-25904578

[worn heron]

most of the devs don't, they don't want to be involved in the moderation process. They care about what happens, obviously, but they leave majority of everything to the mod team so they can focus on the game.

[digital pivot]

Beautiful

[upper siren]

damn i didn't know that

[digital pivot]

join the threads then

And we totally got gore over there

Willie feet gore would be the next evolutionary step

[signal wedge]

that cock has some drip

[frank scarab]

send those gripper pics NOW

[tribal prairie]

IDK but this one look epik

[worn heron]

yeah galaxy is pretty much the main dev that has some moderation power

[soft osprey]

Obligatory

[upper siren]

i've been wondering, why did the devs remove gore? I know it's because of the event in japan, but wouldn't they just want to have a seperate version gore free, or an option to disable it in order to showcase it?

[digital pivot]

[humble bloom]

Because the latest gore tech isnt finished yet

[digital pivot]

What sane japanese person would play half sword

[sleek raven]

https://tenor.com/view/nicecock-cock-gif-27066562

[upper siren]

ahhh okay that makes sense

[digital pivot]

HEll what sane person des play half sword

[worn heron]

It's still actively being worked on, as physics and gore has been completely revamped

For example.

[signal wedge]

@soft osprey

[digital pivot]

to play half sword you have to have beaten all 3 dark souls games and the rest of the from software catalog

[pine willow]

i have a quation

[soft osprey]

What’s up bud

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gaviscon-kingdom-come-gif-22075003

[soft osprey]

Good lord I’m being assaulted

[sleek raven]

I got accepted

w

[digital pivot]

Holy jesus

[pine willow]

why is there no blood in the play test vesion of the game

[west cloud]

omg

[digital pivot]

Men kissing

thats why

[west cloud]

thats alot of damage

[worn heron]

#1087768514024181870

[soft osprey]

What the fuck I need this

[soft osprey]

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking lol

[west cloud]

💀

[upper siren]

very informative, thank you official melbourn

[digital pivot]

My pc wont be able to handle that most likely

[signal wedge]

holy macaroni

[digital pivot]

oh well

[worn heron]

The developers do be cooking up in the studio

[digital pivot]

Ill let it blow up

[digital pivot]

I sentence the devs to the basement

To work harder

[soft osprey]

Terrible font

[digital pivot]

👿

[soft osprey]

Wtf

Hard to read for dumb people like me

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-game-garcia-shotgun-reload-gif-27123179

[worn heron]

That's probably why he attached the audio log

[digital pivot]

Shotgun confirmed in halfsword

[worn heron]

[upper siren]

im keeping that that's beautiful

[pine willow]

im not

[west cloud]

shogun?

omg samurai in halfcock

[worn heron]

#1087768514024181870 and you can also check the pinned messages here for more information

[soft osprey]

Okay it’s because the Tokyo game show

[digital pivot]

in middle testicleds?

real

[upper siren]

did you listen to the audio though?

[digital pivot]

Cocomelon

[soft osprey]

No I don’t click things that bring me away from discord

[digital pivot]

We need it in the cocomelon voice font

right now

[frail forge]

me and your mom when we hehehaha... when she hahhaha HAAAAAA.. when i HAEHEAHAAHAAAAAA

[upper siren]

i didn't make it i have no idea how it was done

[digital pivot]

Do it in the cocomelon voice font

[upper siren]

ask official melbourn

[digital pivot]

Right now

[signal wedge]

DUDE DON'T MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-biden-smile-reaction-gif-gif-6602333999158339483

[digital pivot]

Ill do it to your father.

[soft osprey]

[upper siren]

whats a conglemarble

[warped pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-cartoon-dnd-dungeons-and-dragons-sword-dance-sword-gif-19648065

[hybrid ferry]

....

[west cloud]

ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᵐˢ ʸᵒ

[rapid rivet]

hope you can preference the gore, i don't think i like the dismemberment as much tbh

[digital pivot]

Modern Art

[frail forge]

looks liek we got a LIBERAL in here

[upper siren]

ᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒᵐᵒ

[soft osprey]

Those legs aren’t seperated

[rapid rivet]

whoa

[worn heron]

You will be able to. They plan on making a slider to adjust the amount. They aren't trying to force people into stuff they aren't comfy with.

[rapid rivet]

nice

[west cloud]

i want the mexican cartel option

[soft osprey]

No gore in half sword?

[upper siren]

fact checked by true american patriots

[fringe nova]

jesus

[soft osprey]

I need to skin people

[worn heron]

[frail forge]

fellow monkey man got my back

[frank scarab]

whats thou art problem daw?

[soft osprey]

Ur mom

Got em

[digital pivot]

I will Drop kick you and then well see if you have preference gore on

Mfw

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-eating-eating-cat-gif-8459125914348971806

[worn heron]

see, the game isn't just about gore, I hope you realize that my friend. Fiction and nonfiction are incomparable when it comes to gore.

[signal wedge]

i gotta bone tomohawk some mfers frfr

[digital pivot]

We gonna get a cod campaing

[sleek raven]

so blood in demo and no blood in test

[west cloud]

omg battlepass

[worn heron]

I think you might need to play cod for that

[soft osprey]

Has anyone killed someone in half sword with a severed arm?

[west cloud]

battlepass in halfsword

[digital pivot]

I hope not

[worn heron]

for now, yes

[digital pivot]

Cod is mid

Any game past bo2 sucks tbh

[worn heron]

why add a mid campaign to our game then smh

[frank scarab]

yep thou art getting hang'd by thy king.

[digital pivot]

Make the campaign better

[soft osprey]

Mods hang this man

[digital pivot]

Go ahead

add the mw2 campaign

Ill wai

[worn heron]

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-uno-meme-oof-big-gif-20438443

[digital pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/prison-prison-buddies-blackmale-whitemale-men-kissing-gif-17858934823994043453

[worn heron]

The closest you'll get is this.

[digital pivot]

Omg willie irl

[digital pivot]

Sweet jesus

[frail forge]

still effective melee weapons, all

[digital pivot]

I want the toilet stick from india as a weapon

[worn heron]

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/plunger-gif-26846839

[digital pivot]

ME when your mom

[west cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/moon-and-sun-radioactive-gif-13403913

[frank scarab]

reel

[digital pivot]

Radioactive imagin drragon

[frail forge]

unfortunately for you MY MOM IS A DUDE

UR GAY

[digital pivot]

FOOL

I SWING BOTH WAYS

[frail forge]

lol

[digital pivot]

'

[frail forge]

ahaha

[worn heron]

fool

Willie toss

[frail forge]

nice self roast pal

[digital pivot]

Mhmm

Wheres the hard metal sound track

[frail forge]

why did you put the extra m at the end there

[digital pivot]

I wish to pierce men

[signal wedge]

same

[frail forge]

that extra m is very sus

[soft osprey]

So that means we will be able to literally explode heads?

I want to get up close and personal and shoot a cannon

[west cloud]

it already existed in the demo

[soft osprey]

And bathe in blood

[west cloud]

but now in 4k

HDR

[worn heron]

perhaps. The Arquebus lines up with the dates and area of the games setting, and Franky has mentioned that he isn't opposed to the idea of it.

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[west cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-shining-splash-blood-gif-12688509

[worn heron]

For clarification, the only Arquebus is the bottom one, the rest of the ones that are pole-like are handgonnes

[digital pivot]

I wish to give head to my enemies

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-cat-edgy-edgelord-or-gif-25925690

you rn

[odd meadow]

....

[digital pivot]

FOOL

[west cloud]

[digital pivot]

YOU FELL FOR IT

[west cloud]

huh

[digital pivot]

Going in the sightings

[signal wedge]

dawg it's time to log off for the night

[soft osprey]

Incredible thank you

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-socks-gross-disgusting-foot-gif-9320555

[digital pivot]

Spongeboy lost them grippers ever since

[signal wedge]

them grippers be rancid

[frail forge]

pustulent, even

[signal wedge]

i-i'll have to have a lick j-just to confirm

[frail forge]

https://tenor.com/view/husky-biting-dog-bite-gif-11618216

[upper siren]

sorry, someone came in yapping. this is what i was trying to send

[strong sage]

https://tenor.com/view/so-yummy-matty-matheson-fever-dream-duck-confit-crepes-delicious-this-is-tasty-gif-26336614

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/a-man-after-my-own-heart-michael-groth-mandjtv-he-knows-me-so-well-i-like-that-guy-gif-23985006

[frail forge]

simply beautiful

[digital pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/monk-monkey-skull-and-crossbones-gif-23765002

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ihaveseveralquestions-questions-gif-9568397

[digital pivot]

Just by my introductio nI have lead the chat ot a catastrophic outcome

[upper siren]

willies face doesn't translate too well on that picture, but its the thought that counts

[digital pivot]

Willies trans? hidden lore

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-smirk-shrek-sus-shrek-smile-gif-4983018699107868283

[odd meadow]

true you didnt know?

[soft osprey]

Technically Willie is both, as he is our lord and savior and has no gender.

[upper siren]

xjaing houa cing dumai chal douh!

that's my own personal language

[digital pivot]

he performs mitosis

thats the explanation for all the willies in the world

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-delicious-steak-gif-7676990

[soft osprey]

The lore deepens

[odd meadow]

the foot memes are going too far

lmaooooooooooo

[digital pivot]

Bro

I made a thread connected to Willies feet

The foot memes are canon

Willies foot alone has the power to smite all of us

[warped pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[odd meadow]

yoooo we need a foot attack

[digital pivot]

Ah the og stuff