Achievement for Bonking Jove

[upper gate]

So I just completed a second full campaign run with friends as a Clown, and we went clown faction instead of husk.
One of the missions there being that you have to bonk an Abyss creature with a Toy Hammer, and you'd get a lot of reputation at the cost of (probably) death.

So when we got to the end game, I had this idea of "Why not, there might be a secret steam achievement or something for it", got meth by my local doctor, crawler genes, a PUCs and a trusty Toy Hammer, and bonked Jove 3 times.

No achievement. My day has been ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable.
Please add a Bonk Jove achievement.
The Honkmother would be proud of us. 🤡

[viral grail]

this would be hilarious, i approve.

[weary tendon]

"Honkmother will be proud" achievement

[trail crescent]

Needs to be hidden tho

[teal hemlock]

Is. Not will be.

[covert drift]

I think correct would be "Honkmother would be proud"

[teal hemlock]

I just like the finality of the statement "Honkmother is proud". You've done it. She smiles upon you.

[covert drift]

Well, since this is basically a meme achievement, I'd say it also should be in a meme maner

[cobalt tundra]

call it God's Silliest Battles or something

since jove is like

an evil deity figure for the ancients or something

[upper gate]

"Honkmother's Silliest Warrior"

[unkempt brook]

It should be called "Top anime battles"

[unkempt quartz]

“How did we get here?”