not much of a docking success if you go in at a crawl speed
#Wheatley Gaming: Unstable Multiplayer Testing
jolly matrix
thorny ravine
bruh please
please fix infection asap
you die in seconds
this shit's gone full neurotrauma
thorny ravine
great idea but testing is gonne be hard given its current state
any damage taken is effectively lethal within seconds
it is bugged actually
hardy radish
infections are too much of a cope
hardy radish
is bro ok
hardy radish
hardy radish
this is definitely waltuh white
hazy acorn
Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski, actually.
bold shadow
I need more opium!
Did someone managed to figure out how to glitch shops and make free opium by adding itens into shopping list?
jaunty trout
Philadelphia experiment gone wrong
thick token
Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski, actually.
Glasses are wrong, unfortunately
So close…
sour flax
Did someone managed to figure out how to glitch shops and make free opium by add...
The running theory is that it’s an older bug that was patched out and just hasn’t made it to unstable yet
thorny ravine
hi wheatley... :3
sour flax
hello Wafflez :3
sinful sapphire
this is real
hardy radish
but the bitrate is too high for my taste
thorny ravine
peak
meager star
peak
sinful sapphire
peak
thorny ravine
meager star
https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-sad-oh-no-gif-17...
wheatley said one more session on saturday iirc
@sour flax you prolly should let ppl know if thats true or rubbish
hardy radish
big if true
sour flax
<@293072821243084800> you prolly should let ppl know if thats true or rubbish
This is true
hardy radish
S5E2 is tomorrow
white hamlet
I will most likely be available for the whole session tomorrow
sour flax
I’ll be hosting again tomorrow (Saturday) at the same times as last time. I’ll make an actual post in the morning cuz it’s nearly 2am but I’m putting it out there ahead of time
vocal leaf
ill need a pucking puck
sinful sapphire
vocal leaf
I’m too busy sleeping rn
sour flax
you don’t know that…
vagrant raven
I’ll be hosting again tomorrow (Saturday) at the same times as last time. I’ll m...
I will be late due to work
sour flax
Hello everyone! The next episode in our Epic Games Store crossplay campaign will be hosted today at <t:1709404247:F> until <t:1709425835:F>! If you missed your chance to join last time you’re more than welcome to join in at any point. We’ll be in the tester’s VC as per usual! If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask me ahead of time
(Now time to go back to sewing my curtains and definitely not being late to session this time…)
<@&1071111625672769566> <@&1210596197199384676>
meager star
gray monolith
Hello everyone! The next episode in our Epic Games Store crossplay campaign will...
This is going to be epic 
sour flax
ebic…
vagrant raven
Hello everyone! The next episode in our Epic Games Store crossplay campaign will...
Same time
30 minutes earlier
You lied
Cant believe it
Misinformation
sour flax
oh fuck
vagrant raven
Also yeah hope theres space 1-2 hours later from then, mechanic gaming going to be so epic
sour flax
people do drop out as the campaign goes so you should be fine
vagrant raven
hmu as soon as you will.be joining
runic mortar
Hello everyone! The next episode in our Epic Games Store crossplay campaign will...
Surely you gonna arrive on timw
Right?
twilit thicket
just pick up the dog if you get stunlocked out there again
sour flax
stiff rock
D:!
sour flax
just like me
meager star
runic mortar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1189291913338175588.gif?size=48&name=payforhim...
Wafflez!!
:333
sinful sapphire
I wont be able to join this gaming 
twilit thicket
was hoping we'd use the berilia but oh well
we still can
it’d probably be for the best, even
runic mortar
I wont be able to join this gaming <:saintpensive:951914064643256380>
Sobbin rn
No Evilfactorussy...
grave void
I heard someone talk about "ussy"
sour flax
:(
grave void
sour flax
What even is that
grave void
huhhhh
grave void
<:olamaz:1211255450876641301>
You aren't talking about this right?
hardy radish
vagrant raven
On his way to a hull breach
meager star
white hamlet
Gaming in about 7 minutes
vagrant raven
10 marks says wheatley will be late again
sour flax
this is true
bold shadow
aint no way
vagrant raven
I’m idle in my room
Something will manage to happen
sour flax
Uh huh
sour flax
:)
vagrant raven
Anyhow ill try to be there in like a hour and a half from now
vocal leaf
everyone else that joins now is late and a loser
vocal leaf
true which is why i won't
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
stiff rock
sour flax
join
vocal leaf
stiff rock
vagrant raven
everyone else that joins now is late and a loser
Nuh uh I'm late and rich because of it
hardy radish
scenic pine
gartic phone in vc 
tawdry vault
T dog has the perfect pokerface he must have been winning
scenic pine
gtg 
sour flax
thanks for joining :3
vocal leaf
yes
scenic pine
funny clown got headshot'd
vocal leaf
thank
scenic pine
vocal leaf
i will also be leaving soon, i need to make supper in 20-30
sour flax
okiiii
hardy radish
grave void
I heard someone talk about "ussy"
I'm starting to think there is no ussy
meager star
sour flax
next session is on Thursday (soft reminder)
thorny ravine
topaz locust
the gaming
tawdry vault
Holly more gamin g
I will forget
I will forget
runic mortar
@thorny ravine
runic mortar
just one more item
I LOVE CIRCUITS
meager star
hardy radish
thorny ravine
me having sorted the fabricator cabinet (panman comes in and shoves everything into the storage container)
topaz locust
Me sorting a medcab (someone hits the alphabetical order button) (not on this server)
runic mortar
me having sorted the fabricator cabinet (panman comes in and shoves everything i...
Storage containers my beloved
hardy radish
dire swift
Nah id win
topaz locust
topaz locust
was funny as hell
meager star
killer move
topaz locust
K.O
vagrant raven
The Thursday
jolly matrix
Wheatley gaming... only 5 hours away...
Have we decided if we're sticking with ROS or going to steam unstable?
sour flax
ROS
It’s high priority according to the devs and I’m curious to see how it handles the performance issues of late game
And I want to make sure the ending is safe
white hamlet
As usual I will only be present for the last hour
sour flax
Hello <@&1071111625672769566> <@&1210596197199384676>! I’ll be hosting Season 5 Episode 3 today at <t:1709836225:F> until <t:1709857853:F>.
Despite the lack of issues with the current build and the reverted status taking away a lot of content that’s now in Unstable, ROS is considered higher priority by the devs since it releases earlier. On top of that, I personally want to know how it handles the infamous late-game performance issues as well as the game’s ending. We’re already relatively close to the end as is so it shouldn’t take long to figure out how the build behaves!
vagrant raven
I mean relative to the cold caverns you surely are closer to the end
azure current
wheatley we're barely entering the apothic plateau
it was cold caverns when I had to leave the first session 
sour flax
wheatley we're barely entering the apothic plateau
We’re in the Great Sea, Piro
how does the game progression work again
grizzled snow
fake until i see it
col caverns europan ridge apothic plateau great sea hydrowastes
sour flax
we’re approaching T3 subs
sour flax
yeah we entered the great sea last episode iirc
grizzled snow
GAMEPLAY MENTOR LECTURED BY MUTED?
grizzled snow
yeah we entered the great sea last episode iirc
i was gone by the time that happened
odd because when i left we were basically at the start of apothic
jolly matrix
-100% faith in Wheatley, had to ask what the biomes were
grizzled snow
so you did like a whole biome in 30 minutes
sour flax
-100% faith in Wheatley, had to ask what the biomes were
I have literally never remembered what the biomes were
I still call the Great Sea the Great Void sometimes
jolly matrix
lime bone
oh its today
sour flax
so you did like a whole biome in 30 minutes
Idk, we’ll see if I’m talking mad shit or not in a few hours
lime bone
well I guess ill have to see, probably cant attend long
jolly matrix
oh its today
Thursday!!!!
my beloved
lime bone
also yall back to speedrunning or what
grizzled snow
Idk, we’ll see if I’m talking mad shit or not in a few hours
was the background poop brown
when you left the game
grizzled snow
fired
sour flax
So it would be a little strange to be in biome 4 by the 1/3rd mark
sour flax
I could also be confusing our campaign with @short belfry’ campaign where she’s already in the great sea
grizzled snow
who is that
grizzled snow
didn't know we were being cheated on
jolly matrix
Wheatley is cheating on literally everyone with literally everyone
azure current
play one wheatley gaming
have to leave midway through
ok I guess theyll be ending europan ridge next time I wont miss too much
theyre halfway through the game next session
grizzled snow
i think you missed the second session
sour flax
Wheatley is cheating on literally everyone with literally everyone
I’m canonically married to like five people and canonically married to Hawkins
jolly matrix
it's only been 10 hours, no shot you're in the 4th biome
sour flax
it's only been 10 hours, no shot you're in the 4th biome
Does it say where we are
jolly matrix
Does it say where we are
no, I'll just load it up to see
sour flax
and it shouldn’t be 10 hours, the sessions have been 5 and 6 hours so it’ll be 11 :(
jolly matrix
and it shouldn’t be 10 hours, the sessions have been 5 and 6 hours so it’ll be 1...
how much of that was spent sitting in discord vc or baro lobby
sour flax
not too much…
short belfry
I still call the Great Sea the Great Void sometimes
I'm gonna start calling that considering how many vertical levels I've come across
sour flax
maybe if y’all didn’t start an illegal poker ring during the crash
jolly matrix
sour flax
where’s your loicense
jolly matrix
you're at the end of the 3rd biome. like at the colony
sour flax
If you add all those numbers after the decimal place it’ll make 11 trust me bro
jolly matrix
that is... not how that works
grizzled snow
he's a marine he doesn't need to know how that works
short belfry
If you add all those numbers after the decimal place it’ll make 11 trust me bro
nothing changes there...
sour flax
you're at the end of the 3rd biome. like at the colony
So we’re one outpost before the great sea?
jolly matrix
yes
grizzled snow
all me
jolly matrix
you're literally just going straight to the right
no detours, no turns. just going right
sour flax
We’ve gone back on ourselves like twice…
but all the missions are just spearheaded to the right
jolly matrix
this is the 3rd biome. you must've spent like 2 hours max here
short belfry
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
short belfry
hosting starts <t:1709836225:F> until <t:1709857853:F>
inconveniently, I have sewing lessons during those exact times
grizzled snow
i think i left after getting turned into swiss cheese by a like 3 outpost guards after i shot them with 12 rubber shotgun shells
jolly matrix
krill issue
white hamlet
As usual I will only be present for the last hour
I will also not be present until the last hour for the session after this one
thin storm
yeah he was only alive for like 2 seconds after he hit the floor
grizzled snow
my blood got ripped out of my body
thorny ravine
he died instantly and painlessly
just ignore before he passed out
wheatley gaming... so soon... :3
vagrant raven
thin storm
vagrant raven
10 marks says wheatley will be late
topaz locust
100 marks says i wont be there
vagrant raven
@sour flax Will you remember
sour flax
I remember
lyric lark
Remember to be late
bold shadow
Remember to forget
thin storm
wheatley is 1 second late.
vagrant raven
@sour flax You are late
grizzled snow
wheatley it's been 0.5 picoseconds where is the server
lyric lark
vagrant raven
Wheatley when hes NOT on the right build
lyric lark
yeah save is pretty much bricked
at Barotrauma.CrewManager.InitProjectSpecific() in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\GameSession\CrewManager.cs:line 206
at Barotrauma.CrewManager..ctor(Boolean isSinglePlayer) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\GameSession\CrewManager.cs:line 61
at Barotrauma.GameSession..ctor(SubmarineInfo submarineInfo, List`1 ownedSubmarines, XDocument doc, String saveFile) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\GameSession\GameSession.cs:line 177
at Barotrauma.SaveUtil.LoadGame(String filePath) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\Utils\SaveUtil.cs:line 146
at Barotrauma.MainMenuScreen.LoadGame(String saveFile) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Screens\MainMenuScreen\MainMenuScreen.cs:line 1275
Wheatley gaming starting A NEW
bold shadow
sinful sapphire
https://imgur.com/a/tv7NLeg
that was me lol
hardy radish
twilit thicket
man, my mic was way too loud in the recordings
yeah seems like mine was too
actually it's fine in your clips
did you change my volume
jolly matrix
no, the only person I changed was Hawkins
the volume in the recording software isn't gonna be the same as the volume that other people hear in game
unless you're lucky or calibrate it
thorny ravine
medical goggles are really useful just cause without the health bar it's hard to tell when something is dead
white hamlet
My previous Wheatley Gaming characters enjoying themselves with Sprayers while I am without
hardy radish
cant afford one........... .. . . .
never getting a t2 sub...........
camel to the end......
vivid viper
This is a mandatory security inspection. Just a moment.
man that was a difficult set of missions
hardy radish
imagine if we got the barsuk instead lmaooooooo
vivid viper
not due to the missions themselves whatsoever but deliberate fuckery and crew incompetence
hardy radish
bro we got nothing
vivid viper
I would have done a lot more mining
twilit thicket
there was a lot of fuckery but usually we can work through that
not on abyssal clearly
hardy radish
you breathe a little air thats 200 mk down the drain
vivid viper
and the reactor on the camel is far and away worse than the barsuk and incomparable to the dugong
twilit thicket
is camel reactor that bad?
vivid viper
yes
twilit thicket
electrical felt alright this session
vivid viper
load will drop quickly but the output won't for another good five or ten seconds
vivid viper
it is mostly a reactor issue
hardy radish
only captain issue we got is docking epic fails
twilit thicket
there was only one instance i can think of where they crumbled to dust in front of me
vivid viper
I think there were at least two fires and many, many overvoltages
and of course the blindspots made things difficult too
and I bet a gun is like 10k marks
hardy radish
20k gun
twilit thicket
we only ever got 1 hull upgrade and the mineral scanner
and we still lost money every round
they really made the economy hurt
vivid viper
the reploss wasn't helping even though that would have only had a small impact on prices
how far into the second biome did you all get
hardy radish
they really made the economy hurt
we really gotta figure out more corners to cut
twilit thicket
dont know what we really can cut
people are requesting a lot at outposts, sure, but i imagine most of that is pretty important
not seeing many people running around with crazy gear
twilit thicket
true
hardy radish
just try to use our materials the most possible
twilit thicket
we just need 32 players so we can shuffle a full crew in and out every mission while the backups sleep for an hour at a time
twilit thicket
caves are probably our only saving grace
hardy radish
probably a decent idea to ask more what the requests are for
twilit thicket
tbh idek what people r spending on
i buy stuff like fuel if it’s on sale, and heal people at outpost clinic
think i only made 2 wasteful purchases and they were a toy hammer for yejoon and an on-sale detonator
hardy radish
im gonna be absolutely honest
i've only bought 2 steel bars so far
i am so hecking poor
twilit thicket
yeah ditto
vivid viper
I don't know how frequently we decided to cave but I don't think it was enough
vivid viper
that's the problem
hardy radish
send shuttle down to abyss with newly respawned to mine ore
if it fails meh
if it wins epic victory
sour flax
I was foolish enough to think I could just ignore caves like I always do
twilit thicket
caves are just hard to take when we have nothing but melee
i dont blame us for that
sour flax
Who would’ve thought all it took to make caves relevant were 2x prices…
hardy radish
is mission payout also lower?
sour flax
yeah
hardy radish
uh oh
sour flax
20% less pay
hardy radish
guh.........
sour flax
so even if I took my two starting talents that give 15% bonus money for specific mission types we’d still be at 5% less pay
twilit thicket
oh god
hardy radish
or anyone with 50+ mechanical i guess
thorny ravine
yeah it's hard to progress
it doesn't help i wont be here on the 9th
getting my firearm license
so i won't be able to assist with scrapper unfortunately
i dont suspect you guys will get too much further seeing as this slows the pace of the game considerably
but as i said before this is different and it's still fun
it almost feels like this is what barotrauma should be
things are brutal
and this unstable captures that
hardy radish
this baro so trauma.................
thorny ravine
literally...
tawdry vault
Wheatley when hes NOT on the right build
Is this real
I mean the save being brocked
vagrant raven
Yeah
meager star
the funny crewquarters.........
thorny ravine
i love bricks
hardy radish
What's the wheatlegame status?
sour flax
oh well
Can we have someone take the audio of @vagrant raven saying “get out of here, baldy” so we can make it a sound bite
jolly matrix
Will see what I can do lol
sour flax
the way he says baldy hits so hard and idk why
vagrant raven
Once I get to editing/uploading clips I think there will be plenty soundboard worthy noises
sour flax
gears you left before the Blood incident, didn’t you?
sour flax
make a soundboard out of wheatley orgasming next to me
I still have absolutely no recollection of this or reason as to why I did it
tawdry vault
new campaign
Waddahel no backupe
sour flax
we had backups
hardy radish
idk if its gonna work cause versions wont be unsplit apparently
sour flax
the issue is the build of the game doesn't work
tawdry vault
meager star
dire swift
no more cock in bg
sour flax
Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Season 5.5 Episode 2 will be hosted today at <t:1710009007:F> until <t:1710030637:F>, continuing on the Unstable branch of Barotrauma. We’re testing out the Abyssal preset and new content (though there’s no epic crossplay as the builds got split and the old campaign was bricked as a result)
dire swift
:buh:
granite widget
it is always the time im not fucking available because i need to sleep
sour flax
it is always the time im not fucking available because i need to sleep
Just do what Vyk does and wake up at 5am to play
It’s totally reasonable!
lime bone
no more cock in bg
wrong
hardy radish
thorny ravine
scrungus
white hamlet
Yeah I’ll only be there for the last hour again
thorny ravine
i'll be there in spirit
grizzled snow
i won't be there unless 3 security officers don't join
thorny ravine
wheatley is filling up on that stardew valley time before he hops back into madness
hardy radish
we dont need you
thorny ravine
this is one of the few instances were a guy with an entire arsenal in his inventory is needed
hardy radish
i dont wanna share the few guns we have
thorny ravine
yeah but when piro hoards shit he actually gets shit done
hardy radish
i've been hoarding all i can (8 batteries)
thorny ravine
we're doomed
hardy radish
grizzled snow
if there's 2 security i start wanting to kill myself
hardy radish
1 smg 1 revolver 1 harpoon
grizzled snow
if there's 3 security i decline
grizzled snow
exactly
and i don't feel like doing another braindead job with no power over anyone else
hardy radish
we could just try to arm the crew with harpoon guns
we can afford harpoons probably maybe
maybe...
hardy radish
why does that use cookies
hazy acorn
They feed those to the dog. No chocolate chips.
hardy radish
yippie
hardy radish
huh now that i think about it
we have 3 sec
we need to coordinate it so we dont get dupe trees
hardy radish
but we only have 3 sec not 16
hearty matrix
Does by the books stack? Could be funny
hardy radish
vagrant raven
I will be late again since work
hardy radish
wait shouldnt diving suits be nearly immune to stun baton they use rubber
grizzled snow
wait shouldnt submarine hulls be completely immune to anything smaller than a hammerhead they use fucking titanium
hardy radish
arent subs already under high pressure though
grizzled snow
that makes them even tougher
hardy radish
idk
grizzled snow
wait shouldnt submarine hulls be completely immune to anything smaller than a ha...
actually hammerheads would break their neck ramming the submarine
or at least get severe brain trauma
hardy radish
i dont think they have necks
grizzled snow
does a snake have a neck
hardy radish
uh no
hardy radish
its ok this other google result says no
grizzled snow
alternating vertebrae kinds means neck i think
and snakes apparently have that
idk i'm a physicist not a biologist
hardy radish
apparently they do agree they have necks but dont know if its a short neck or a long neck
which is kinda funny
tho i think its based on the snek skeleton so we'd need to see a hammerhead skeleton to know
grizzled snow
tho i think its based on the snek skeleton so we'd need to see a hammerhead skel...
canon
grizzled snow
yeah that's the point
hardy radish
goofy hammerhead
vivid viper
I very likely won’t be there at the start but I will be there later in the session
foggy wadi
Brother this is 16 able bodied man on one sub
16 men on 1 sub 😳
hardy radish
16 pineaple on pizer
sour flax
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
grizzled snow
hearty matrix
soon™️
sour flax
Soon
vagrant raven
Late™️
hearty matrix
previous sessions have been when I was busy but I suppose it works out since reset
hardy radish
dire swift
Gone™️
vagrant raven
Arrival soon™️
hardy radish
a
meager star
weary current
lyric lark
epic better
jolly matrix
epic users keep winning
hardy radish
meager star
scug posting
thin storm
meager star
violence
foggy wadi
my last words were "LET ME OUT OPEN THE D-" 😭
lime bone
dead body joga
bold shadow
hardy radish
eepy time
:D
i like hwo the pomegrenade amount is slowly increasing
we clearly need 10x that tho
meager star
injured
vivid viper
I should be around in 30 mins, are you all still in europan ridge
hardy radish
2nd biome
grave void
I heard someone talk about "ussy"
I'm starting to think I've been lied to
hardy radish
I'm starting to think I've been lied to
meager star
anger
thorny ravine
hardy radish
sour flax
how does wheatley "have" sex
I own it
thorny ravine
big if true
sour flax
When’s the sequel
never
sour flax
I said so
topaz locust
I’m gonna take over sex
sour flax
yes
vagrant raven
So close yet so far
hardy radish
vagrant raven
I have been robbed in broad daylight
vagrant raven
No gaming today 
short belfry
yeah heck Wheatler
meager star
Be giving me medals and shit
vagrant raven
(annoying))
(My secret is incredible violence)
thorny ravine
quality pz memes my day has been made
topaz locust
The first one wasn’t pz 😔
thorny ravine
big if true
topaz locust
@grave void tell them
grave void
That's postal redux you fuck
hardy radish
man zomboid is crazy nowadays
hardy radish
locked me in a ballast
hardy radish
vagrant raven
1 day
hardy radish
vagrant raven
Thursday 
thorny ravine
soon :3
vagrant raven
i hope i awake at the proper time for wheatley gaming
I will knock on your door to wake you
thin storm
thursday innit
sour flax
I woke up at 08:40 to my phone having died in the night and my dog angrily trying to leave my room
but hello yes gaming in four hours and 30 minutes
short belfry
that's so far from now
hearty matrix
I might be able to catch the later part of it
sour flax
I’m making a sandwich atm but know there is an announcement ping, same time, just let me eat my sandwich first please I’m so hungry
meager star
consume
sinful sapphire
sour flax
Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! The third session in our 5.5th campaign will start on <t:1710441027:F> until <t:1710462651:F>. Sorry for the late ping, I was eating a sandwich
bold karma
hmm, false.
sour flax
I can’t prove the sandwich was real cuz I ate it
grizzled snow
shitpic
thorny ravine
one more hour of sleep
win
i would literally resurrect myself to wheatley game
tawdry vault
Reall!!
vagrant raven
6 minutes
thin storm
tawdry vault
Barot traum
sour flax
<@&1071111625672769566> it is time for gaming
vagrant raven
Announcement is 2 minutes late
bold shadow
x2
hardy radish
thin storm
6 mins 20 seconds in and the server is still not up
thorny ravine
damn you must be pretty popular
sour flax
nobody sent me anything
thorny ravine
did you get my fanmail
sour flax
no
vagrant raven
@lime bone We need you stat
vocal leaf
hearty matrix
vivid viper
bazinga
vocal leaf
I cant even find your body @hardy radish
hardy radish
I cant even find your body <@207108276192673793>
yeah it went so far down
happens ig
hardy radish
epic docking success
sour flax
epic docking sucsex
vagrant raven
@sour flax : Junctions arent doing great I wonder why
Everyone else watching him pull wacky driving moves and overloading all junctions:
vocal leaf
oh i know why they are getting cooked, im just sitting on em
wheater giving that elec exp
vocal leaf
does husk progress faster now?
vocal leaf
it feels like it do, cause I went from fine to dead in like 2 minutes
short belfry
wasn't it always like, 2 minutes
vocal leaf
maybe? I never really messed with husk
vocal leaf
@vivid viper mute yourself here
stiff rock
the server mute lol..
stiff rock
fair
vocal leaf
you got ruined
tawdry vault
mortal kombat style fatality
hardy radish
bro got blasted
jolly matrix
I saw that
sour flax
I saw that
what happened
vocal leaf
sour flax
Who was this:
that's so tragic
vagrant raven
@lime bone Sorry for stealing the bed but doctors orders 
(Someone gave me fent and now im dying)
vivid viper
can I get un server muted
vagrant raven
I was stressing for no fucking reason because I had forgotten naloxone also treated addiction
Truly a forgetting moment
Feeling real silly now
vivid viper
there
vocal leaf
danke
vocal leaf
Nein
jolly matrix
I just watched caith fail a skill check and fall unconscious just before we docked lmao
sour flax
mods ban this man
meager star
non
sour flax
I just watched caith fail a skill check and fall unconscious just before we dock...
so that's the lore behind "Oh no!"
jolly matrix
cya
sinful sapphire
lmao
hardy radish
over
vocal leaf
boo
tawdry vault
Litho straight up forgot me ::)
white hamlet
Under what context
hardy radish
gaming
tawdry vault
Under what context
When I was unconsciouss in the airlock lol. You just walked past ::(
thorny ravine
Litho straight up forgot me ::)
dont worry it isnt barotrauma without people ignoring your corpse
most of my deaths are attributed to this
white hamlet
When I was unconsciouss in the airlock lol. You just walked past ::(
Oh yeah I just thought that was normal
hardy radish
i'd play poker but i have no idea how
vocal leaf
it dropped my frames too like 15
hardy radish
thin storm
why would you want to poke someone
jolly matrix
newish
sour flax
can we make this a soundboard I think that would be great
here or in the wheatley gaming server
thorny ravine
there's no testing or cooperation, most of the doors are booby trapped to fucking kill you
jade going on about how he has a talent to make doors stronger but never actually repairing them after he broke them all
tawdry vault
I have lost track of the mission
thorny ravine
yeah the final straw for me was that someone wired a water detector to the engine room hatch to force it closed
sour flax
I have lost track of the mission
it's a beacon station
thorny ravine
i'd already almost drowned when someone wired a motion detector to forcefully close the brig when you're trying to repair it
hearty matrix
it does feel very public server esque
thorny ravine
i don't want to play anymore, sorry.
this isn't reminescent of what i experienced at all
sour flax
you don't have to apologise
thorny ravine
this is virtually a public server
hearty matrix
or people hiding in the few non-breached rooms because someone destroyed all the doors for no reason
thorny ravine
which don't get me wrong isn't a bad thing... but this isn't a public server
most of the medical supplies going out the window because you guys hurt each other more than the monsters do to you
sour flax
I don't think that's the issue with the medical supplies
if it didn't take so many to heal people we wouldn't have that problem
hearty matrix
medical is actually ok-ish right now
thorny ravine
yeah it's kind of nice somewhat, it feels tolerable
sour flax
a lot of the initial issues with healing were people running into hostile outposts
thorny ravine
you can't abuse medicine, but addiction is definitely op
jolly matrix
it's because we're rationing a lot and spending a shit ton of money buying more
vocal leaf
100% to powerful
sour flax
and for reference, nothing has changed between last session and present session in terms for medicine
tawdry vault
To be honest, coordination was more present at the start of the evening lol
sour flax
Jade's behaviour with doors and whatnot was out of hand this session, I will admit
thorny ravine
jade's behaviour is always out of hand
hardy radish
just call me to handcuff them next time
thorny ravine
he's just a fucking troll all the time every time
sour flax
I should've certainly given security more freedom in terms to beat the shit out of people misbehaving
tawdry vault
Admittedly, I have not been pulling my weight the last few missions
thorny ravine
i don't think i've had a single normal conversation with him ever
sour flax
he's just a fucking troll all the time every time
more like 30/70 imo
but definitely 110 this session
thorny ravine
im being pretty toxic too and lately i've just been feeling more frustrated too
but this isn't helping
it's not all you guys
sour flax
I'm sorry it ruined your experience tonight, I know you've been looking forward to this
thorny ravine
i don't even want to bother repairing things because there's no doors to close behind me, no buttons to open the doors to even make the repairs
sour flax
mostly don't want people going apeshit in terms of beating people up due to the issue with medical supplies
sour flax
but if that's not an issue anymore than it's not an issue anymore
hardy radish
idek if we still own my id
hearty matrix
who the hell gave me wheatleys id
you picked it back up
and gave me the one i gave you
hardy radish
i had mine a bit ago lol
sour flax
i don't even want to bother repairing things because there's no doors to close b...
the buttons for the door are part of the door itself, no?
thorny ravine
i'm talking about the armory and brig in particular
where i have to climb up and over
sour flax
blame Uber for separating them
though idk what the fuck happened to the armoury lock button
thorny ravine
i mean the armory button was straight up missing
the armory lock button is nice but yeah it's griefable
not that uber ever predicted it
tawdry vault
I thought that was done for the prisoner thing?
hardy radish
uh
thin storm
who tf
white hamlet
tawdry vault
I believe I somehow still had mine
sour flax
you still haven't answered >:C
jolly matrix
oh
was just joking, but since this server doesn't have soundboard the other server is the only option
sour flax
Joking? Everything spoken online is serious
it will be done within five minute
singular
jolly matrix
guh
hearty matrix
joe kerr
thin storm
I thought that was done for the prisoner thing?
i originally got rid of the bottom button because of that but i decided to deconstruct it altogether because of the fact that people, especially one of the mechanics (iirc) would continuously barge into the armoury and steal shit like stun grenades/relatively high quality items that were put into the armory minutes ago
hearty matrix
yeah there was a lot of stun grenade grief
thin storm
we definitely won't use absolutely everything that's located within the armory but it was sort of frustrating to see absolutely random things disappear from the locker every time you visit it
tawdry vault
It was fun tbh, even if a bit too chaotic
Especially towards the end
I shot someone by accident
I got blown up by accident
sour flax
as I said in closing, next session won't be like that
tawdry vault
I blew myself up by accident
sour flax
I'll get security to interfere earlier and harsher and if that doesn't solve it then I will resort to removing people from the server
I said it to Panman and I'll say it to Jade, we're here to test the builds. Getting bored isn't an excuse to fuck about with people and disrupt the session
tawdry vault
It was honestly fine, felt like people were just a bit tired/less mission oriented
We just had a few too many people enjoying doing their own side quest at once
sour flax
tbf we had basically nothing for the last four nodes where it was just beacon after beacon
tawdry vault
mid game + beacons makes people do that
The engine room was uncalled for though I must apologise it wasn't funny for too long
sour flax
wait did you do that
hardy radish
We just had a few too many people enjoying doing their own side quest at once
im just planting pomegrenades
its fun
tawdry vault
Lol warudo (rightfully) shot me I and stole half my pomegrenade arrangement
Which I legally although unethically acquired
This is why I (unfunnily) the hatch
jealousy
Of the pomegrenade farm
sour flax
I'll have all the wiring nerds go around the sub fixing the shit people have broken
idk what it is about the Typhon that makes people want to rewire everything to not work properly
tawdry vault
I don't believe much is broken
sour flax
maybe it's targeted towards Uber
hearty matrix
Its mostly fine now aside from the missing armory lock button and there not being a way to get in the bottom airlock
grizzled snow
im being pretty toxic too and lately i've just been feeling more frustrated too
who wronged my boy
hearty matrix
And the lights looking like piss
sour flax
isn't armoury non-functional
vocal leaf
vocal leaf
And the lights looking like piss
i did the bisexual lighting at the start but then people went to far
tawdry vault
@thorny ravine did I give you the box?
grizzled snow
epic ping fail
tawdry vault
True
tawdry vault
El Mobile
hearty matrix
I've wired the ballast doors to open when the hallway has water in it and the ballast tanks are not full. I was going to do the same thing for the rest of the hatches but we're short on silicon and I didnt really have time anyways in the chaos
tawdry vault
<@282139919508439040> did I give you the box?
Did you have the box on you still?
I am curious to see what it did to your character data ::)
It may have increased somewhat
grizzled snow
wait did you mfs get grieffed
fuck did you have 3 security for why did no one get executed
sour flax
it's my fault
vocal leaf
sour flax
I didn't order any executions or interventions
grizzled snow
i don't play security 1 campaign and they get sabotaged
sour flax
I dropped the ball and didn't get involved enough
grizzled snow
you didn't order me to execute anyone and i did it anyway it's called head of security
sour flax
I don't think we have a head of security this round though I guess that would be Hawkins
thin storm
we got no head
grizzled snow
so no head?
thin storm
yeah hawkins would be good as the head
grizzled snow
bullshit
sour flax
regardless it’s on me for not stepping in
vocal leaf
I was just a simple assistant, couldnt assist
grizzled snow
you don't have a mic?
sour flax
a learning experience as a host for sure and certainly something I’m not keen to repeat so next session won’t be as lenient regarding punishing people
hearty matrix
I was strongly considering just shooting certain individuals
thin storm
no, therefore i cannot be HOS
grizzled snow
so you don't have any actual security you just have submarine weapon gunners
no wonder
thin storm
i don't have the right personality to be the head of security
vocal leaf
god dammit, I want a rule with an iron fist gif, but all im getting is some stupid super hero, give me stalin
tawdry vault
I also took the assistant tree with the death related stuff and I can safely say it's not worth it
Well
vocal leaf
same
hardy radish
i was too busy planting stuff
tawdry vault
It made me cheat death 3 times
vocal leaf
but I wanted it to just faint and be safe and not die quickly
grizzled snow
oh of course the security is doing botany
hardy radish
you do what you gotta do
tawdry vault
It was a decent farm
grizzled snow
what you had to do is put a bullet in the grieffer's head
hardy radish
tho i think someones trolling and stealing the pomegrenades
grizzled snow
not plant tobacco
vocal leaf
grizzled snow
jesus christ
vocal leaf
(the actual security)
thin storm
we sometimes have to resort to fucking pomegrenades because of how scuffed the healing is on this difficulty
hearty matrix
tbf the pomegrenades are useful
thin storm
hence the farm
white hamlet
<@282139919508439040> did I give you the box?
Oh now I get the situation,
While heatedwafflez was on the bed in Medical and you dropped the box to give it to him, I was also in the room and thought you were talking to me.
I grabbed the box and now it’s been placed in the upper crew quarters with nothing wired to it
tawdry vault
Half the crew was limping
Honestly I feel like blunt force trauma is very funny with the current healing
sour flax
Latchers do that to you
tawdry vault
Because you just accumulate this with the rubber banding etc.
sour flax
Sooner die by impact damage than spike blasts
tawdry vault
It never feels quite right
vocal leaf
I wasnt really getting much blunt force, but I was bracing and preped for it
hearty matrix
also every 15 minutes or so the reactor just catches on fire
vocal leaf
wear your helmets
tawdry vault
I ragdoll too much maybe
vocal leaf
we are all special enough for them
tawdry vault
They should have a talent that prevents ragdoll blunt force
hardy radish
oh my god