#Wheatley Gaming: Unstable Multiplayer Testing
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naaaaw actually crying rn
I'm playing halo wars in a bit :/
i can possibly suggest tomorrow
maybe earlier/later than usual
depending on what fits
Sorry, was asleep
mm monster
Mm battery acid
@lime bone HI
what no dst does to a mfer
ping time
@jolly matrix @meager star @vocal leaf @sullen marsh @elfin flicker @thorny ravine Dst time now
ill start it up in a moment
I should go make coffee
aye
tho i want to warn yall im at my parents house
so dont cringe to death if my parents get a little annoyed at me for gaming late
(they most likely will)
@thorny ravine now!!!!!
isnt friday evening a perfect time for gamin
it's fucking sunday
what are you talking about
did I miss the memo about us going back two days
Fent is on dst withdrawal
be patient
Nayways ill wait in the vc till someone pops on
2 mins
5 mins
5 minutes!!
oyoy
i phased out of reality for entire weekend
holy
probably because messages in this channel are somewhat tied to friday gaming in my mind
im joining rlly quick
@jolly matrix
my Internet provider seems to have shit itself
average german internet
in the meanwhile enjoy these cool ducks posted from my phones data
no thanks
@sour flax vc or nah
I'm not even playing with audio 💀
Knock knock
sorry, nobody home
:[
baron trauma died from Intoxication and got flexed on by dwarves deep rock galactic
@lime bone
so true
That cat is so patient
yes
The return of the prophet
dst tomorrow? :3
i am crushed under your thighs
lucky mf
Dst in uhhhh
hold on
@jolly matrix @meager star @vocal leaf @sullen marsh @elfin flicker @thorny ravine dst in an hour i guess
you will be tagged everyday
you joined once you are forever part of the dst newsletter
nu
if we wanna wait for more it's fine
@meager star @elfin flicker yall possibly up for dst?
since youre the only other ones still on
wellll
up to you
meh
i guess minus the danger of summer we could
ill turn it on for now
give me 3 mins
yaey
vc
i forgot to take a screenshot of the spike field
smh
but we got about 200 ready to go
thoughts on DST sometime this weekend?
english moment
we can do today, though ill likely start it a bit later than usual, stuff to take care of
if it's late then I'll still join, but if you become sure on no dst then let me know, since I'll just go to bed
what the fuck is a sleeping schedule
yeah no dst today, not done cleaning shit, we can do tomorrow tho
coolio
anyways probably dst today, but turns out im ill and i have almost completely lost my voice, so expect me to be mostly silent
thats fine
@stuck valley @vocal leaf @elfin flicker @sullen marsh yall better get on dst today or there will be no consequences
I think you pinged the wrong person lol
lmao yes
why can't anybody get @thorny ravine's name right 😭
i mean if u play dst you can join too
I do actually but nah I’m good
I can't today sorry
i can't get on anyways sorry
i got work
the 12 hour shift experience
2nd day out of 4
then i got 6 off
i think i'll eventually be able to book vacation days tho for when you guys wanna game
Hey, at least you didn’t ping the wrong wafflez in a message which said that kissing him and jade was your favourite part of the game…
I am forever grateful that the random I pinged seems to be inactive
Wheat do you want to play dst with us :3
Despite don’t starve having defined my art style and despite the fact I have entire walls covered in art I’ve done for the game, I don’t actually enjoy it that much funnily enough
maybe I haven’t sat down and got into it but idk, I feel directionless a lot of the time. It could easily be a massive skill issue though
wheatlr hop on dont starv
no lol
literally same there
i actually keep asking for character swap items because idk what do to with ones i pick
anyway you are not allowed to not accept this invite
prepare yo gaming scirt we dont starvin today
gaming
I wanna try and finish my cysec assignment
@lime bone you still there?
yeah sorry just taking some cough syrup etc, but turning its pretty much on now
no worries, thought you might've died or something
@meager star you are summoned
indeed
@stuck valley @fathom viper @glad mortar @gusty cipher @half plinth to all my waffles out there... you a real one

banana man
True
also how's the dst situation, yall up or not
uhhhh
its a bit late
could do a bit of rocking and stoning some skulls in but idk about dst at this time
think vyk is a sleepy boy anyways
Ah yeah hit the sack early yesterday. Ill be around for dst tonight (tomorrow I guess, for you guys) though
pog
we should try shadow pieces 
the struggle
we just need lots of armour and pierogi
can you repair the bee queen helmet
this man is not even concerned about connection

honestly i might want to switch to wolfang just for this fight
the more combat oriented characters the better
time to swap out the speed component for a large health one
also the main reason i picked wickerbottom yknow that farming book
u cant get big crops with it

at least i learned some good crop combos
tomatoes+potatos for example
wait i remember setting up 2 soil tiles only for pomegrenades
we can spam dragon pies too
dragon pies we need for the fight then
i should make a fridge just for seeds since im finally getting a hang of actual farming
no, because it takes durability from being hit, rather than passively
we could always fight bee queen again 
nah we got one 100% one
actually looked it up
if we are just tanking it
we will fight in reverse order than usual
rook, knight, bishop
the epic queen bee fight
bishop does 90 damage at most
doesn't knight do a crapton of damage, even in phase 2
hmm hold on
I could just facetank tbh we have like good armor and jellybeans and stuff
so techinically second phase will be harder than third
rook does 100 in second phase
not so sure
isn't it easy to kite?
@lime bone balls
ah
yeah time for the taggening
@meager star @jolly matrix @elfin flicker @vocal leaf @thorny ravine dst time

im waiting until at least one person shows up
join I guess
cool
aight imma finish my english classes real quick
done swag style
@jolly matrix
my brother in christ
NOW
ping me again when you're in
aye
im bootin up dst
but where vyk
eeping probably
he kinda the base of the shadow pieces operation
we wait then
in dst related news
no dst thus friday since ill be literally driving over to holidays, though the deck will come with
that means possible dst on Saturday since I could host over deck, and also i tried the dst shipwrecked mod
and gotta say, its pretty damn good, worth a try if yall wanna do that, sincr id be a bit too handicapped on steam deck for shadow pieces
im up for some dst
would it be same save or shipwrecked?
most likely shipwrecked
timing may be off already since ill be out right around the usual dst time
timing may be off already since ill be out right around the usual dst time
probably won't join. got exams next week
thats ite, i guess the timings inconvinient anyways
oh ye dst gaming?
know it's already like the designated time, but might as well ask
aight I'm goin sleep, dst another day
sorry mate im in a hotel boutta head back to germany, last thing i can do is dst tonight, sorry
oh, are you alright?
it was a vacation, so yes
but i appreaciate the concern
Last time I checked this meant he was still in France though (agony)
Wait.
For some reason my eyes read "hotel" but my brain read "hospital"
Whoops
Well I'm glad that you weren't in hospital
i am hoaptipal free
l'hopital
also i am soon to be unfrenched, like one or two hours of drive to go
hmmm
i want to suggest playing something different
do you guys have payday2 maybe?
installed it yesterday
I do have it, but won't be available to game today
got other gaming commitments

(I pre booked him)
what gam
among ass
COH2

plans on gaming?
Get on Destiny, we doing VoG 
what kinda gaming
don't really mind. been a bit since dst, if people still want to continue that
honestly no clue either, just currently a little busy making a baro mod
though if you have a suggestion i wouldnt mind playing something instead, this can wait
i suggested payday before but idk
Payday?
Would not mind in the slightest.
deep rock is also an option
Give me an hour 30 if we heisting tho
DRG is only 3GB
Okay?
Got both anyway
@lime bone okay whats up
sky is up for both i think
Yea.
Both is good
That super mario galaxy level was banging
whar..
There was a level of it in galaxy, 5 secs
Super Mario Galaxy Runthrough #21
BLEEP BLEEP! "OH NO! My batteries are running low!" Better go change them after this... oh wait.... (rechargeable without a recharger... lol). Just bare with me as these next few videos may have this agonizing alarm...
Anyway, I borrowed some bits earlier from the Bank. I now feel compelled to give back, i...
yeah but different song
Fair, I focused more on the three beeps than the actual song.
I thought you were talking about me for a second lol
often people shorten my name to "sky" or "skyler" if they see my steam tag
forgor that Skyline was here
why you are sky
and not vyk

no i got that part, i meant inspiration
my steam got inspired by literally ton of videos with Ainsley Harriott
"heheboi"
oh
so basically my steam account is from like 2014 when my sister wanted to play undertale, but our mother wanted us to share an account. my sister's name is Sky (online tag is Skyler), so the account name became "skylervyk" to combine our names
now my sister has her own account, and I got to keep the original one

heh
i tried to keep my Sister away from pc
it did pay off
but eventually she did reach pc
and i heard that request
"Hey [Redacted], could you help me with steam"
and later genshin
I will be sleeping
ah well
Go dig some rocks and kill some bugs
Mind if I get an invite the server sounds interesting
This is it, there isnt a server
This is just where wheatley gaming was moved to after factions/1.0 testing was changed into #baro-lore
I have been considering making a dedicated server for a while but I’d mostly be for multi-purposes rather than pure testing. The last two months have been suboptimal to say the least so I haven’t had time to do a lot of things
If you uhhh need a admin or whatever I uhhh always have time 
Gears admin arc part 2
Would be the 6th server 
Also uhh wdym part 2
When was part 1 
aww
if I don’t die of exhaustion once the documentary drops
which… may or may not be today~
Ah
oh my godness gracious...
Wheatley part 6 the opening of a second front
channels dead for a month now damn, one day it may return (unlikely)
we shall wait patiently
fast forward
you like playing Wheatley gaming don't you, you're a wheater gamer aren't you.
Isn't that just a farmer?
if wheatley gaming is a drug then i am having withdrawals
When you find a ton of Wheatley gaming

He doesn't know
Clearly someone hasn't been paying attention to the #off-topic lore of like a month ago
true
I said I'd host again once the traitor rework is out of unstable
cuz I don't like traitor mode and do not wish to test it
Gaming once the devs release the Mission Mode Overhaul build
Weator not sus??
errrrm then don't turn it on....................
excuses excuses
executeses executeses
wheatley gaming comes back when the next unstable version drops, or when traitor mode is no longer a focus
errrm i think the focus now is CIRCUIT BOX!!!
Circuit box doesn't seem like a massive thing to test, or good for a group to test
Circuit box so far has done nothing but crash the game for me
tell me that you don't do wiring without telling me that you don't do wiring
(this is a joke)
((I have not tested da box yet))
Nor have I
That's like single person testing tho
can't you see the other person's cursor if both are in one CB?
containment breeach
my brain read "CBT" as fucking "SCP Containment Breach"
Hahaha
scp:cbt
It's just a smaller femer breaker
actually true
it crashes a lot though supposedly (works on my machine :^)
once enough changes are made to the game yeah i look forward to wheatley gaming
"(new thing) crashes"
:3 never had one
only crash ive ever gotten in unstable was electrician goggles lol
Hello everyone! As I’m sure you’re aware, there will be an Epic Games Store (EGS) testing period in the immediate future for Barotrauma. We’ll be looking at the general game’s performance on EGS and crossplay specifically, just to make sure the EGS launch is as smooth as possible. As such, I will be hosting a testing campaign on the 29th of February at a time that will be announced at a later date. I encourage you all to check the pinned messages in #baro-unstable for details about how to join!
banger
not much of a remix, just a quick stem compile. More soon, maybe.
I'll see if I can be there,
though if the times are the same I will only be joining in the latter 45-15 minutes of the session
I need to think of the times, gonna do that at a different point tho cuz I’ve got a bunch of stuff to do today
We are so back
No way
wait
the 29th is a Thursday
this could not get any better
fair enough :3
Can you believe it guys? Wheatley gaming, just <t:1709215200:R> away! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Wheatley gaming, just <t:1709215200:R> away. Oh wow! Can you believe it? Wheatley gaming, just <t:1709215200:R>.
Mods?
bruh
Just checking
no, we're testing for bugs. mods wouldn't be a good idea
hopefully we'll get some devs too
we should probably try having a 50/50 split between epic and steam build players
there's only a few people who have the epic version, so it'll probably just be that everyone with epic will play epic and everyone else will play steam
only 2 more people have signed up since the first day they were handed out
IP grabber
That isn't how Discord works
will we finally be getting dynamoon to join wheatley gaming :3
no
Dearest Wheatley
Will I exist?
Depends if you show up tomorrow or not
barotrauma player's worth is measured by how many Wheatley gaming episodes they've appeared in
What is mine
Would you like me to?
of course
it’s season 5, the grand return after an extremely turbulent year
I’ll be there then. I’ll give it my all to be there.
For you, friend.
:3
For the season!
I still need to get a time organised-
Oh.
I should’ve done that yesterday but I had paperwork for the military to fill
Coverups?

Medical documents :(
Ah. Medicine. Very important.
I have many
Ask chat GPT to help you
Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Today is the return of our campaign and I’m here to announce the duration. As we’re still getting back into the swing of things, the first few sessions will be shorter and held later on, but this may change depending on how quickly we return to normal.
Today’s session will be held from <t:1709231407:f> until <t:1709253049:f>!
If you can’t make it, need to drop out early, or can’t join until later on, that’s perfectly okay! We will make sure your body is safe and items remain untouched (players found pilfering the bodies of the unconscious will be apprehended and slaughtered). Also <@&1210596197199384676>s, you guys are gonna be instrumental to this season as we’re testing EGS crossplay so please tag along if you can!
If anyone has any questions please don’t hesitate to ask me :)
I am so excited
im not reading allat
Jesus Christ hi Vyk
hello wheatley 
were you waiting to send that this whole time
perh...aps
Yipee!!!!
im sorry, february 29 to march 1st?
Then just read the time silly
Yes?
fym held from until
It goes over midnight
are u gonna play for 2 days straight
month long gaming session

It goes from 3pm to 11pm here.
what is going on
he doesn't know
he doesnt know
yeah because during the session we’ll hit midnight and pass into March
we gonna play till mext month
February is a silly month
i hate february
always the 14th day making me a little sad
oh dear god that’s like Vyk’s experience
i got classes tommorow goddaymn.... its so over frens...
:c
honestly not bad
time to triangulate everyone's location with their timezones
I am just British
holy shit, is this real
not much triangulation to do
feel free to do so
dont think so
It’s real
yea
I got an allergy test today at the start time but I will see what I can do when I get back from it. Glad to see we are so back
pucking they pucs

I could be, nobody has roles decided yet
No from feburary 29th till the next feburary 29th sheesh
Take your time <3
if Im getting the cap role, I want 2 secs to be @meager star @mishka as my bodyguards of ГОЙДА
i can play security alright
whatever tbh
surely there wont be a revolution
clowning is also an option
ceremonial sword gaming
fear me
gg
If nobody is captaining I might be down.
Though can't guarantee that I'll be there for every session, so that's a consideration
i have an idea
still cant see vc btw
actually no because ill be leavibg earlier
holy testers vvc
Hmm. I might not be able to join today, got DST gaming today, probably.
it’s not with the other channels, should be just above the scp containment breach section
huge if handcannon gaming
i love you
i am blind
im so sorry
i do see it
yippee!
WOOO
happends
you’re worrying too much, all good
gh i mean i am kind of doing that passively by this being the first time i ever play the game, no? 
it'll be fine i'm sure
i’ll try to show you around as best i can
what a nice guy bananaman is
i can get you killed by spinelings itll be cool
LOL
ok ill be assistant
guys remember they one completely new guy who joined like in the 5th biome
the way you fucking said that and immediately got told "not"
no
The one who got fucking split in half by a thalamus immediately
lmao that happened?
yeah
remarkably unlucky
they were new to the server and made the mistake of walking into #baro-unstable during season 3
..💀
got hit centre mass by a thalamus railgun shell
🙂 _ _
hey you told me about that
at least he rembers
The time looks reasonable, I might be able to join.
this cuh lives extremely close
the 3 fellas?
Lit, Est, Litv
@hazy acorn Gunpoint
NotWendy can you see the tester’s VC
Yes.
I’ll be able to join for the last hour (I’ll be going Engineer)
Huge
Awesome! It’s always nice to have you around :3
This is gonna be such an epic season. All the fan favourite characters are returning
I get sleeby if I play barotrauma for more than 3-4 hours so while I am available throughout the entire session I probably won't last the full thing
That’s completely fair :3
You don’t have to stay the whole thing, your stuff will be safe when you disconnect
since we kinda know who’ll be coming back each time it’s difficult to hide theft
mostly worried about getting left in the dust in terms of gear and talents
wrill its ok you cant do worse than me
High-quality gear can always be shared, as long as someone can fabricate it.
We can help people out that way, if need be.
playing catchup for every class when
Real...
Hey! I join the both testing role.
Welcome.
ty
A real small shame that the season will start before the build that includes the Viperling and JollyWalk, though here’s hoping the build might intersect with the season
I imagine it will.
It's basically spring, so the spring update features must be almost done. 
Will the class composition matter in this campaign at all or do we just pick whatever we want/whatever role is available?
Pick whatever makes you happiest <3
it’s a purely vanilla experience
So we will have a session soon?
though if we finish season 5 early then season 6 would be slightly modded to see how that interacts with EGS players
The session starts in five hours and 10 minutes
Oh I be asleep bythen..
Sounds right, based on your message.
Alrighty. Might go engineer too in that case. Funny crowbar man.
this is true, i went to latvia once
The areas outside of Riga's center are very pretty and mysterious in this weather. We had thick fog here all week. Atmospheric.
we also had thick fog :buh:
Fog buddies.
Midnight sinking is coming
zamn
If I'm not there at the start it's probably because I'm still asleep.
bravo six, going "eepy"
its oki you deserve eep vyk
Yoo thats a good time for me
Live Evilfactory Sighting

Engineer going down Electrician tree for my first
I'm going to be so crowbarpilled.
I feel like going sec
haven't done that in a looong time
depends on the people who're online though
if I have to speedrun to periscopes or rush out of the sub just to get the chance to fight I'll prob play assistant
ill also be assistant
max players 256
we didn't have people. only clowns
Will Joseph Saunders or other bots make an appearance in this season
depends if they survive
Ill do my best
will wheatley appear in this session
hellp jears
:3
im gonna be a mechanic since all i ever be is an engineer
i want to be on that exosuit grindset
might go assistant cause its funny
Probably.
That or captain (if nobody else is)
Or maybe sec
We're gonna have a billion engineers and mechanics
i’ve seen at lease two others say engie, haven’t seen any mechanics
if gears is there he’ll presumably play it
hiiiii
Does he know
i may not know
Mechanic gaming will never be underrepresented aslong as I'm there
Its really just the issue of maybe no maybe yes that ill be there
Clearly not
I will be captain oh captain
I might try and set up a silly little thing to make it more fun
a very very silly little thing :3
What could The Wheatler have in store for us

silly even
i think medical doctor will be more important than ever
seems like overdosing is easier
and skill is more relevant than ever
The joy
Idk if I’ll have time to set up my silly
I have to walk le dog
I’ll do my best though, we’ll see how it goes
In theory it should be easy. But nothing in my life that I claim should be easy is ever easy, it’ll easily become a four day mega project that gets drastically out of hand
assistant only run
Ill see if i can do medic, seems like the spots not exactly up for grabs though
where is the google doc
that wont end well
Revive the google doc!
Still playing with bugged infection. 
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z7rwIy-HkJhoheMWz71Tk6uz_ldo_I1as0H2n1Pj0SI/edit?usp=sharing
Baro
Role Sign-up
Enter your IN-GAME name on the right to choose a role,CAPTAIN,SECURITY
OFFICER,MEDICAL
DOCTOR,ENGINEER,MECHANIC,ASSISTANT
Wheater,Rehex ,Jade Harley,Gears,caithloki
Lithosagym,Skyline_Robot,soledad,Vyk
Atobá Azul,Vyk (if nobody else shows),Gears,Hawkins
Edgy,bananaman
Trumatic...
its been ages
thats the clean doc i think
everything except engineer is taken

limit of 3 sec, 2 med, 1 cap
mechanic is already at an insane 4
a million assistants
and assistant is 6!!!
i swear if all of them go brawler it'd be so funny
im just gonna graduation ceremony to sec
BRO
if everyone else goes all in on combat
THATS A RELIC
i feel like gambling a sec tree
Fabricator slaves.
"Waiter! More SMG ammo please!"
actual suffering
devs should totally make people instantly recieve 1 barotrauma affliction strength if they do another person's job while said person is still alive
My habit of doing everything myself will kill me immediately.
most armed crew in barotrauma
I'd take action if anyone stole my job... if they weren't also an engineer
you're safe
How convenient.
tbh I have a feeling there'll be very very little to do either way
with just how many people are saying they're interested the sub will be extremely well crewed
Too many people crammed into too small of a sub no doubt
i hope the infection kills as many people as possible
People will be dropping left and right with how fast it currently spreads.
We realistically won't have enough bandages.
Early on, at least, when people will be getting shocked by JBs.
I hope the medics do not heal junction thieves
I want them to suffer and die for their sins
I want the infection to take hold and kill them from the inside
Boy I sure do hope I make it on time…
nah
if I'm not repairing junctions I'm doing nothing
speaking as an engineer main, i will rfa you if you harm "junction thieves"
I will harm them (a little bit)
(boring)
mmmm deep wound to the head
Its tradition you dont
we can make a deal
I make you RFA
session starts the second i leave smh
I will beat you with a wrench
as a fellow engineer we're on the same side
don't do this gears
don't betray us
if we were on the same side you'd want the junctions fixed
Exactly
I want the junctions fixed (by a trained professional who is employed for this purpose)
Real
worst case scenario I can slave away manual operating reactor
only for SOMEONE to make an ARC
which one
it was fine
its time to hog vc space
its time
hey, it'll test build, right?
guh?? wuh??
it's happening
!!!
THIS IS HOW TO OPT INTO ROS,
#baro-unstable message
!!!
I dont talk fishspeak
the arrival
scary
can always count on my boy warudo to drop me those rain world gifs
god
i need to play that some more some time
the amount i missed
i only played for a bit
i think i have more than 100 rainworld gifs
You’re so fucking right LMFAO I’m gonna be late
I just pulled up to the cliff dog walk spot 💀
bruh
seems like they do it wronk - rope must be on the neck
I'll join soon-ish.
it got delayed anyways
engineer 
mechanic 
doctor 
captain
(wheatley)
security 
assistant 
random 🎲
vote now i guess :3
am going steam
epic 🇪
steam 🇸
barsuk
voices off the trauma
holly hel clowncar server
get in here
omw (I am cooking dinner
can we get 3 more people before Wheatley comes
balltrauma
Wheatley gaming without Wheatley
wendeez nuts
vc has one more slot but the actual game lobby wont
troubling
we must ruminate on this
first come first serve basis
server lobby will be 17/16. host doesn't count toward cap
oh real
true and factual I would never spread misinformation
Wonder if this is a lie
@sour flax oh no how do I get in
better be quick
panic
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
The server won't remain full for the entire session.
ctrl+shift+tab on epic
Back too late from the shower, will tag in next time then
you can probably squeeze in later
Limited timeschedule, anything past a hour from now wouldnt be worth it anymore.
Ill just play cyberpunk, ping me if a spot frees up
Skill issue
Got nothing
Guh
Doesn't even let me establish Steam P2P
@vagrant raven i guess we got a spot open?
blame panman
hi gears ur welcoum
stands in the middle of 6 dying people
welder bombs
I DIDNT KNOW
i was gonna weld them 2s each
there was nothing to weld
lil fire
you paid the price
i was gonna weld both of em for 2s each
zz
shut up bro
i have PROOF that i didnt know
@thick token @opal crown If either of you wants to take that spot go ahead, i have been whisked away by a friend
Nah.
Toe can go ahead.
(I got work that needs to be done that I've been off putting)
Ill try to be there next session
hex has skibidi'd his last toilet
Got it

rare wheatley docking win
epic win





my defense my brain is fried i got home and im leaving in like 2 hrs

