#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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Dex is alive? Impossible



Boom.mp3



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(stab)
(then shoot)


(run to u)
Creep.
💥💥💥💥
hi
Bro💀
what
I got timed out'ed because I'm talking about weplay ads. I mean this ad is horrible
Who is this girl?
Tell me
Educational purposes only
Type 8 buckshot being so op and cheap at the same time feels like it's a cheat code
Should it be yellow rarity instead?

Money.
i was going to say a bunch of curse words but i realized that this game is owned by tencent, a chinese company heavily trusted by winnie the poo himself
That vtuber who's falsely bullied by Indonesian (my country). Because that vtuber (who drinks cardboard milk) wanted to tell everyone that smoking Is bad. Indonesian people don't give any type of shi😭💀💀
What?
Bro i have a good storage even if i didnt touch ab for a while
The picture of vtuber drinking that cardboard milk
what
i bought random shet while i didnt play for ages cuz they were like 50% off

Well i put toxic fart gas in my walls
let's see how u survive

I wear gas mask sir
if yall went back to the 14th or 15th century with all your knowledge today. how far can you go
your appearance changes also to blend in with the people during that time
and you start as a peasant or something
Nuking england
no your just a average peasant with a knowledge and memories of 21st century guy
you cant build nukes i dont even think there is a tool to split atoms during that time
got a bug smh
i put claymores in my walls
beat people up for fun

just build a bamboo crossbow
and use them on pepol
yall just go straight to killing💀
can i burn down the school

burn down dat first university bro ong
i dont think there are schools in that time
build a homemade gun
monestaries maybe
There was like the first university...
They made the first university in like late 12th century...
ok there are school but those are rare
probably inside some castles too
your just a peasant you dont have permissions to enter castles
dawg homemade crossbow with sharp as tips with the string having 150 kilos of force
and ur cooking the whole castle lol
last i checked crossbow is not full auto you have to reload that think for 10 seconds every shot you are not winning against armies of soldiers with spear and swords
Snipe...

also make the crossbow string strength definitely not 150k because u have to be jacked as hell to pull on dat string
Just headshot soldiers then run away

YOUR JUST A AVARAGE PEASANT
do you even have to materials and knowledge to create those
Yes
peasent = strong
because farm
u steal material in secret

why not just steal their crossbow at that point
and replace the string heh

I will contact da aliens

Bag drip check, look at that SAS and operator-chan morale patch
stop showing yo legs
i want to see the product not yo legs

I'm starting reconsider if you're actually a Fem boy or not
I'm not
I'm just an average operator
In a tight latex suit for "Stealth" reason?, yeah, it can't get any more fem than that
And also, my nose stings soo bad rn, I just wanna peel it off
I use Navy SEALs issued outfits like the AOR1 Field uniform, I would never wear something feminine
ok
It started as a small cut, but the next day it started to swell up and oh god, it stings soo bad
Crazy
yes
Call help

infections in a nutshell
I make him uninstall



i keep
Me don't use 7.62x51mm, so me sell
me use alot so me no sell

i want farm fbz to be permanent ong
im gonna try this new mode
How good are griz slugs
dont use
The Tv sweat would be on our ahh if that mode stays
The worst slug among all slug
nah i like it since i mained farm alot because my irl friend forced me to play farm all the time
Wait, why I can relate to this
now my irl friend is in china and he was the only one keeping me to play this game
It back 
so my motivation is not so high
Skebebe
Yo i think someone is trying to scam me
Uh
i like looting big boxes for wepon
They keep saying i have to pay someone $50 so i can receive my $3,000
Im just playing along rn
yeah bro im the only one shooting at the squad while my teammates idk what they doing
on what?
Paypal
either scam or taxes
💀
I don’t think you have to pay to receive your money
i mean taxes
I'm in your closet
come find out

No i have to pay first before i receive my money
That sounds like a scam
I'll tickle you to death muahha.
I feel like i want to burn someone

like dude
EMBED FAIL 
wanted to burn someone


someone that always talks about I'm having a gurlfrend
No one.
im too broke to go fbz mosin valley it is
irl
3 BASIC KITS AND 4 ADV KITS?!?!
he aint getting none
i might as well use the ticket since 3 before monday left me broken
brb bathroom brek
Monday left you what?
not alive
نع٨
what
Right you can't send gifs
Just download it

she*
No the guy that is saying he getting a girlfriend.
it's a she
you heard it.
crapposting time


Is that marvel rivals

Mmmm
Yes
0.01 milliseconds, I am speeeed
on what
Not being a disappointment

Too much of a big deal
"This prison... to hold... me?"
Helo
I see snow, time to airdrop some daily woman supply
Hello snow
Hi
Hi
@umbral fractal Daily woman supply
Anime
Dawg why am I only good when playing at school
I like how these two costs $140 in my currency.
worth it though.
I am shocked rn like Dayuum one of my friends is now being a playboy 😬
Wild
He dated his best friend ex girlfriend
cooked
I thought I was tweaking when I clicked his story and it was real
First he became a lover and now I don’t know
Good mentality
FUUUUUUUMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOO
indeed
Lmfao
140 DOLLARS!?!?
for 140 dollars im out 💀
One costs like
$60 not including shipping,but since I am someone who thinks they're cute as heck.i dont mind spending $70 for them lol.
voting yes is devious
they better not blame the devs for adding aim assist if they have crossplay
Literally control players are people who need more of the advantages BECAUSE I CANT FREAKING AIM WITH A JOYSTICK
Nah bro 70 dollars!?!?
hell naw bro
Fumo are good but 70 dollars!?!?!
I ain't forcing you to buy it.

Bruh i just said 70 dollars is alot for me...
Now bye.
True...
fr
also... I am pretty sure this is CSGO
That ain't CS:GO 2 that's just the first CS:GO😭😭😭
There’s no CSGO 2, just CS2
Valid
All I need is one word to describe this map,hell.
Nae nae
Dang it
My tablet is showing its cracks...
The FPS drops have evolved to forced reboots
I don't think I can game
How many fps xiaomi pad 6s pro can get in arena breakout?
I think 50 - 60fps
What??? xiaomi pad 6s pro use Snapdragon8 gen 2 i think its not that low fps bro
90 fps
prob
can be 120fps
real
shark girl
im actually wondering, how the heck she still manage to walk around with that big looking shark tail
I think that shark tail has no gravity
_
_
Sir Isaac Newton don’t like this
honestly, i think ellen shark tails works just like a cat and shark tails combined
it had bones and some sort of muscle to support it movement
Maybe but it so big tail bruh
let's just imagine that the bones and muscles on her big tail are capable of carrying it own weight
me during maths exam:
Like our leg ?
yeah
FALLOUT 2
Dude was using melee a 3rd of the game, still trash
FALLOUT: A POST NUCLEAR ROLE PLAYING GAME
GOLD!!!!!!!!
NBA YOUNGBOY
METAL GEAR SOLID 3: THE SNAKE EATER
BORDERLANDS MOVIE
JOHN PORK
Boss
I hate n
Ngl that actually does look cool
You can fit 2 golden lion
Whyyyy
What is life without risks
The only reason why people gamble is for the thrill.and probably for the money which is unlikely.
I need a new thigh sock
Whos got a good one?
New plate carrier
Go find one
Planning to just kill doss and dip, but got an extra goods, pog
The guards is easier now imo
At least they don't 2-tap you no more like Hecate Bots, gosh. Those things still a pain
Temu jpc lmao
i effin traded wtih someone
He got downed i literally had all limbs broken
And somehow he was hearing me even tho i was still
enough ab for today
Zamn, im jealous
Hop on ab my ni-
Nice
Hmm
When will doss F2000 be released?
I wanna keep his gunskin
Would you all like to take left or right?
i just lost my dawg
Why it so lag right now

X account hell na
3 kids just spat on my feet, gave them the 5.56 treatment
them kids loved your legs
They laughed and ran, brought out the HK416, caught em lacking by running away
Whos laughing now?
dunno
Go to Farm, and find by dead body by Motel
I got 3 gold lions
I got uh
can anyone recommend me an anime similar to these two
Yall think i have a Chance?
Anyone else keep getting scam messages from ppl from this discord?
I got 2 in two days talking about win $3000
My random teammate died and lying to me that he got killed by T7 and as i rush it’s just a squad of timmies💀💀
Lol tho him y yall keep try keep trying, he was like by God I wasn't scaming u and I said thats something an atheist would say
Golden Kamuy is almost the same like shikonoko, both have brainrot type shi in it
Man, I love brainrot anime
watch asobi asobase
Don't get me started with freaky 1v1
Remember, someone had to animate it
@lapis tulip i want to add more toppings but most store already closed in the middle of the night
Lame as hell
Can't even see anything smh
What
Bro the hell is that
Ong what is that
Why no egg or seaweed
Its a ramen cup cuh, no additional topping
Ong bro gonna get kidney stones
I want to add egg but the store have been closed 😭
Mf will not make it to his 30s
From a single ramen cup damn
Fr
?
So I put my gaming pc into listing and Someone is offering me a 2020 MacBook Air 13-inch for my pc should I do it?
Then resell the macbook
Okay 👌
@pine swift why is this happening 😭
This guys inspire me to do illegal thing
Bruh
Its fun (they almost look like a hobo and illegal immigrant)
Name?
Gifgas, he train surfing with shiey sometime
Oh yeah
I watch shiey I didn’t know the other guys name
Really recommend him, almost have the same formula of video with shiey
I love doing illegal things
whas dis
Mine isolation gives alot of free x1/4 scopes
What 😭😭
Skibidi
Just finished mopping the floor
Water
My family is the one is stopping me from trading this pc
Yes and cheap
30k
Akm only with this scope 👍
Yo lets goo
Koen
Why Geo
Guys
Ryo yamada needs your help
She wants a new akm but has no koen
Help her by sending your credit card information

I'll sponsor you

It's Friday, I'll sponsor 3 people. DM me for in-game ID (max gear value is 60k)
That is some insane close quarter headshots
Legit btw
Later, is tonight aight?
That sounds wrong
Yeah I have school also, I'll also inform you when I'm ready
I dont know
Who wants to play mine isolation with me?
What is your favorite genre of music everyone?
My ahh always get killed and ambushed 
Metal
Hell yeah me too
At least i helped a guy on how to get their car back on track after being upside down
Idk I listen all of them
Alt rock, math rock
Mostly those
If you had to pick one to listen to for the rest of your life what would it be
But sometimes chill music
I got 2 sides
Even though i listen to all song
Heck yeah
Can slipknot count?
As metal?
Rock and pop
Their song Duality goes hard
Y’all think I did the right thing?
one of my friends are mad because I traded my $300 pc for a $800 Laptop M1 MacBook Air
You should invoke the 2nd amendment
Lol yeah they’re nu metal so like they’re commonly put into the same genre as System of a Down mudvayne stuff like that
I really like their first album it’s good
MacBook air doesn't do well in gaming as it's only use for office and work uses
It's a decent choice but not a right one
Have you heard ‘resell’ by any chance?
Slipknot is my go-to choice of music when flight operations
Rog is my way to go if i wanted a laptop
Enlighten me
You’ve got a point there cause you could sell it and invest in a $700+ PC which would perform way better
Before that are you Girl? Or Guy?
Say less
Nice my favorite all around band is Alice In Chains
Fr that’s what I’m saying but he doesn’t have a clue about why I traded my pc 🤫
Radiohead
Lol
Cuz why not?
Bro MIGHT be Scott tenorman
I started from $80 pc, $250 gpu’s, $300 PC and now $800 MacBook Air
Not really but i just love the atmosphere
Like the one when you listen the rainbows album
I’m just messing with you
*in rainbows
Like these
Lel
Immune to leg meta
Do y’all think AB infinite will come out on console anytime soon
Bro, if you get half the net worth like Elon Musk, buy me a whole arsenal
Probably
Leg day
Yeah I have a new gen so I’m not tripping about that
Man not on PS4? 😓
Just pray
FALLOUT 2
I want it to be on ps4 too
Just hoping it’ll come out relatively soon cause I need a loot and shoot on console
Out of the blue
I’m thai but I don’t like Thai music
Sometimes asean music sucks
Real
Almost all Indonesian music consist of jj slops
Watch yo mouth
Asean 💀
Hot take but i think ak12 is better than m4a1
Not a hot take just wrong
bud it does
This is music topic
Nah but i just hate my country's music taste
Oh ok
And almost all country music in asean
it sure is 
TAKE THAT BACK
Yes
Now I listen to in the end
the bullet is better
Only one that's good here is chrisye and songs made by refo and fauna
Stronger yes but all cartridges have situations in which they’re more favorable than another
In the end?
It starts with one thing i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try
Cat🥰
Like an AK12 is good for medium range but an M4A1 is great for close quarters because of the fire rate and stuff
SPECIALz by King Gnu, prove me wrong
Just listen to andymori
Cat💀
They're good
Baby metal
oh my
545 packs more punch
Remind them of the 2 suns that dropped on them
ak 12 also doesnt need 3000 attachments to make it no recoil
That’s why I said it’s better for medium range
Don't listen to king gnu that much
In the enddddd I tried so hard and got so far I had to fall and lost it all
But 556 has better ap ammo
What? 5.56 barely has recoil
In the end it doesn’t even matter
specifically visual like with the elcan spectre
💀omg little boy
true, medium-modded scar-l was already easy to control
one thing that makes me mad is that pc arena breakout has less guns than the mobile version
The optic right
If i say Yoasobi, and you tell me it's overrated
It's fine, but the songs are good
Oh shoot fr
really?
There is no glock 17 no svt
damn
Yeah fr
Has less armors
Maybe they’ll add them soon
The thing that broke me was svt
Coffee
svt was the marksman, wasn't it?
yeah
When it comes to overrated I'd say bump of chicken
Semi mosin
We will remember you chester bennington 
damnn
Or a small SVDS lol
Coffee everyday
I like it because of the origin not the stats
I use guns by their origin not their stats
Coffee solve everything
And that's why himeko likes it
I like it because it’s inexpensive and shoots a powerful round
Me and the boys when AB comes out on console:
Only weekend
Time to be a console rat 
In escape from tarkov theres avt full auto mosin
My discord is freaky
I don't know why
SVDS: oh
It’s semi
Yeah, that's why I just say oh
What about this one
cat with 88mm cannon
Ooooh a mk18 mod 0 would be nice
Semi automatic.338lapua magnum 💀
hello
Yeah, imo it'll be a nice addition to the game
Or VHS-2
Or SR-2M
This would cost the same as an hk
WW2 tank with 300mm armor:💀
Modern tank with 300mm armor:😂
Yeah I mean it’s not much different from an m4 same cartridge and stuff but higher fire rate I believe
There is even sig spear
Basically an mp9
We need sigs in AB
yo
Ab doesn't even have Ppsh-41
Dude an HK417 would be badddd assssss
Yeah
M82A1 is best semi automatic rifle
Is there any channel for find teammates!
We need a longer barrel mcx
how you doing
The one we got is short asl
It shorter than Mpx damn
Idk i'm so bored
Thanks bro
AB has no ak12 no aug no g36 no rpd no pkm no pkp
Classified as an assault rifle, ends up being a 556 smg
me neither
They have an rpd?
👍
In the last wipe they added it
Ye
No granade launcher
So sad
Was there ever a bizon cause I could have swore I found one one time
A while back
Y not h4?
In eft there is pp19 and pp9 but ab doesn't have it
Stm9
Tf is eft
Escape from tarkov
Oh 💀
I fr could have swore I found a bizon one time and sold it maybe it was in a dream I had idk
Oh yeah it’s like a little carbine
9mm
has no recoil
Trust I know what you meant I’m American
Which bizon is the goat
AB Bizon
EFT Bizon
DAYZ Bizon
In this wipe eft added m60
DayZ bizon isn’t even accurate it shoots 380 acp
I love DayZ but that kinda upset me
Same with the ij-70 it’s supposed to be a makarov
Scorpion does too for some reason on that game
Ij-70 and Bizon are chambered in 9x18 makarov
I can’t remember what the scorpion is is it makarov irl too?
good
A submachine gun
I know goofball I meant what caliber
9x18
It shoots 7.65x17mm
Remington 700 im just gonna say that
I see why they made it like that cause people would confuse 9x19 (parabellum) and 9x18 (makarov)
Lol
Coolest bolt action
That’s arguable
Yeah there is sv98 too
Why ab can’t do this
Cause it’s useless
The 9x39 was made for shooting suppressed
Its really cool but the only problem is that wood furniture looks kinda bad
That’s why the only guns that shoot it are integrally suppressed
It's not stealthy if the suppressor isn't on
Lmao yeah I was thinking it’s cool but not very practical I wouldn’t think
Also, Hina Supremacy🙏
How that work
look it up
Too much work
Makarov but the barrel is suppressor
Why Gorza doesn’t need suppressed ?
I hate groza its noise its look its caliber i hate it
Where would you even put the suppressor
There is a suppressor for groza
Show
DUDE JUST LOOK IT UP ITS NOT THAT HARD
Lol bro 👀😅
pog
Eat your microwaved ham
L Moment
Haha yeah 😄
Cuz i prefer mcx
Your mom milk is better
homelander moment
but they're the same brand
bruh
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for an nuclear winter
Gun is Gun, they shoot bullets and kill ppl upon impact, it ain't that complicated
real
Fate worse than life sentence imo
FALLOUT: A POST NUCLEAR ROLE PLAYING GAME
GAMEl
ah k
Gamble all your life saving NOW
Some are great, some are downright horrendous
not life saving, but our life
What an a hole
Farcry 3 moment
lol
Gas Mask = Bald
That guy is a pr1ck fr
you're richer than me bruh
MP9!!!
How much money you got
Wat happened to that scope dawg, looks like it's chipped away
what is this
only have 50.000 koen rn
GAH
Gas masks +gs2= Rolf
WHAT
I need to donate to the poor
I have 4 million
Huh, I've been through worse
I have like 3.2 mill
highest i got is 2 mill
pc version i have 3.8
my friend is Ace, struggling with 10 koen
Physics
Yall need to quit gaming
Damn y'all rich
S3, 50 koens, no guns, no keys, no chest rig or armor, and items I can sell
Basically like a total wipe
Already 500hrs spent in this game, might as well make it 1Khrs
How do you even mess up that bad
Inflation got me good
Now how much do you have
i'm not
_
_
Like i get when you're poor in pc version because everyone face shots everybody but MOBILE?!?
dayum
idk
Yes u are I'm broke
6.5m SV, 700k koens
Highest I got is like 7.5m SV
Look at mine 
well, sv is not that hard
but 76.3% extract rate
You're rich as hell
Funny number
why it's funny?
Gear fear, and i always extract normal for mission/operation supplies
but your highest rank is Ace 2, how
Faction war i defend
oh
I’m trying to get clothes I haven’t been persistent enough to be able to get clothes yet I’m still in
Timmy clothing
my highest rank only Ace IV because only play Lockdown
That isnt a problem i still rock with halloween clothing
Funny number
Hy I have winter goggles on lol
why it's funny
☠️
Legalize nuclear bomb
NOOOOOOOO
Lololol
wtf
its not that much but its something
Why it’s wtf
@umbral fractal
Mwahahaha
Look what deke give me
beat him with a shovel
chat log exist
you're the micah bell of this chat
yall don't know who that mf is?
I got warned for a mgs meme
lol
IM GONNA COOK SOME FISH
Hy have fun with that
Discord sing along was peak
real
Let sell some things
1ce server
WHAT IS THAT STORAGE
Goofy ahh storage
My eyes, I need a goddamn bleach
I’ve felt this way before, SO INNSEEECUUURREEEEERE
clean as hell
nice
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
Call J. G. Wentworth!
877-CASH-NOW
perfect ad
bro has a lvl 2 armor stored up😭
jk
Should i go for uzi run on tvs?
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
A lot of dogtag
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
I have collected enough boss token

Even randall boss token
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Maybe i should get it again but no chance cause nr assault already ended
Anywho
Guys is the pmr chest rig is good?
@stable fractal unlimited soup but colorado blows up or unlimited colorado but colorado blows up
yes
I wanna use it
Coolio
That’s not fair I’m moving to Colorado
lol
Will use it later if I'm not that broke
SHRIMP FRIED RICE
A shrimp fried that rice
a rice that fried shrimp
Mgr is so expensive
900k now? Crazy
it's t4 so yes
bro can't even buy main bedroom key
Damn
MGR? you mean metal gear rising?
WUAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Who tf send me this on DM💀
also volume warning
thanks for saying that after i watched it
Saori damn
Yw
This good?
ayo
Im gonna play arena breakout and nobody will stop me
i'll support you
thanks but i don't need it
Okay chill bro with that squad-
i rather cut my own leg with a saw than be with you
Watermelon squad
Crazy
DEATH TO THE CAT
lol, okay
you gonna be in my list
Arrogance never been kicked this hard, god damn
I’m gonna touch you
YESS
he can't kick since he don't have leg
👅👅👅
Huh
DON'T BE A PART OF THIS
freaky
Foul
ITS BETWEEN ME AND KETCHUP
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
k
You have some weird fetish dude
CAL J G WESTWORTH
877 cash NOW
nah
Nope
I LOVE RGD GRANADE
ha
Shhh 🤫
wot
I didn’t even see this 💀
yes
Mods, possible scam
dayum, what about pointing to a target?
GET OUT!!!!
get out kid
@tranquil shuttle check this out
This is cause 12g is the same bore size as 50 cal right
What’s the matter
mods... crush his skull
You gotta check em out
scam
nah
no
Nah, my poor windows 7 is on its deathbed, not sure if it can load ABI
I don’t have a PC but I appreciate that bro
maybe i can't tell
Bro got humbled quickly
yes
Not as bad as calling mods over a meme
RGD 5 GRANADE NOW
it's quite weird tbh, so i need to
Dawg it’s a meme..
Why u r not tagging me? 
@brisk spear
Just a note for ya, if you got caught lacking with these scams links again, without a shadow of a doubt, you're in for some Hella of bad time
We got our eyes on you kid, so watch yourself
from my perspective, it's not
It’s the equivalent to raising your hand for the teacher cause your friend said damn
HOW
Personal fued
It’s a meme from everyone’s perspective
Whether you find it funny or not is the thing, and clearly you didn’t
lol, check chat log
someone sent a meme
This guy is the fun police 💀
i rarely take things as joke
mods... make him eat british food


😡😡🤑
