#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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Quick kit is more important than everything in AB
Just press the screen until crack lol
my fps so dookie
no insurance
- its not my phone and i dont even wanna buy another phone since no motivation to play ab without irl friend 😭
Me when I lost advance kit, sad🥲
i used my life kit.
I HAD ONLY 2 ADVANCED QUICK KITS AND LOST BOTH OF THEM RAHHHH
To the armory lol
i steal firefly emoji muahhahahahahahahahaha
I stole your sticker, but can't find em lol
which
Slapping one lol
its gif

I am convinced that BA is a fun anime game version of AB
Totally....
makes me remember that court case
of a BA player
like hole shet bro they found his google search and it was wild
he searched like 2000 things omfg of miners 💀
💀
wild
Arena Breakout or Arena Breakout?
Nah, Arena breakout
Touhou Lost World.
Arena breakout tend to evolve into arena crash out 🥲
THLW
Stadium Break-in
With arena rage quit, arena shouting and arena tweaking
Ah... Gtg, going to listen to Erika and work. tatas Bois
ERIKA?? 💀 💀
Bye
My motivation🫡 my devotion 🫡 and my true blood🫡
Doss gave me fent
fentanil?
MINORIII
Mmm
Glue
T4 gone in a matter of seconds
It's joever
Hell why tf did i play tvs anyway knowing I'd lose gear right after??
I am slowly going insane
My mdr 😭😭
My fkn mdr man
I have clue
(still had no clue where the enemy is)
its behind
Where's 2d shaking booty?
Dont make Virgil do these kinds of stuff
Allen schonen ach madelein
He was totally a willing volunteer, I did not totally put him on a gunpoint for that
Ah, Germans.
If DMC5 Special Edition wasnt enough, the son of sparda is expecting more
Ich bin Deutsch by family my freund
I feel u Vergil-
KY- BRO MY EARSSS
i have dirt on a youtuber 💀
Grunn ist unser fallschirm
No he isn't
Flex: 100%
Defense: Non-existent
How you're alive
wtf happen to my headphones
i think that effin video destroyed my headphones they wont pair anymore
💢
I don’t know how I survived
Remember that do not post loud audios
You got that plot armor
my headphones broke because of u 💢
Da blufuuf devoice isjedy to paiurr
He post loud video and my headphone dead now
crazy look like i care?
@timid shadow take notes
I eat cars
ima send it again istg
smol car or chonky car
My friend have it too bc he stands nearby me
bro pinged him lmfao
Ur cooked.
heaven
U have too much hate in ya
💢
her*
Nvm I'll go

Bye
dude hardstuck in crystal zzz
i think this guy loves anime
Is Mr.Beast drama is still relevant?, lol
Mrchild grabber
Touhou isn't anime dum ahh...

do not care
Then why are u talkin 
You're living under a rock or wut
Prob not.
Where's chibi shaking booty
Shi died quickly

My ex: “I miss you”
Also her aim:
maybe

who cares anyways mr beast became boring

Gib, it makes me happy
Just another p3d0 drama all over again
Almost looked like aimbot to me
2024 the p3do year 
I'm a simple man I see cute gurl I like
Lmao
💀
Don't let bro see Nekopara
My headphones !!!!
YouTubers try not to speak to a child challenge:
Too late I'm ahead of you
Chibi.
Gif failed, lemme try
they dont allow gif to load these ab ninjas 💢

Haha, I outdone the system
Is that relevant? What's wrong with that?
ur rank!!!! 💢
Rank 1 suck
Become Rank 3
bro i've been chatting for so long and im still rank 1 ...
💢
Yap more
How do u play like that with TWO FINGERS MY DUDE?
Also their reaction time is bigger than my country falling economy
Yapping technique, 2000 Yappers in one!!!!!!!
Skill
Now I look back at it, that's the default settings right?
2 finger = pro
Same, can't bother to play with 4 fingy
When u have reaction time of a potato
bro i dont need new device new internet or something i dont wanna play ab anymore so dam boring
i always die + my motivation to play was my IRL friend, now he's in China
Me everytime I lag

Ong
Funny ninja run
Can u do this with carbines?
The ergo...
Pretty much yes
Don't stay stationary when shooting, keep moving
You're literally a sitting duck
It's a stock weapon what did u expect
Me when I don’t lag
I was just showing the rapid fire
Just expressing my thoughts
Good tip
why tf 10 ghos in 2nd clip
Last ditch effort
T-13 IN HIS FACE 
fresh new account that just joined this server (mostly rank 0) are annoying sometimes
80% drama are caused by them
Good way to train non dominant hand speed
Cooked himself alive ong
ah yeah i saw that
Don’t question my loadout
worst player ever
Bomb squad
Wancore why u never tried learning 3 finger or 4 finger claw bro
Mute every 0 rank🗣️🔥
What made u stay stuck on 2 finger
how rank up...
No motivation
Ban @lost cape instead
y a p

2 fingers are legends ong
_
_
You can't use the yapping technique if ur muted tho?
(I have a small phone)
You will one day get banned from and you can't join again, becareful on what u say dwag
Yap before u get muted
When I played 2 finger my movement was rlly bad and I would casually bump into buttons
I didn't do anything wrong, why would I get banned?
I don't like making arguments with mods too anyway.
i got more than 1k hours while i started only 13-15 march and quit about start of august
Fellas should i have in the house in a heartbeat playing in the background while on tvs?
Two fingers
Yes
Do rapid fire with a carbine please
I wish I were you, I am a walking disaster, one word from could potentially make another drake case
besides, i have good rep on here.
Affirmative
Me whenever I play AB and gets out with big loot
No shi, Sherlock, you're Rank 6, Thad the proof of u got some good rep
I am death, the destroyer of worlds
Happy for 3 seconds before I remembered my own real life sucking massively hard
So far, every season I have gained AT LEAST 1 Red items
dead
Me when
i only have these anyways
Lemme restart my pc brb
Could be worse bro u could be brazilian
Where u from
Asia
Duplicate text, tf?
Yes it worked
you spammed more than 5 emojis, you get muted
it's just a thing that occurs a long time ago, ibbi probably removed the mute thing.
Asian bro do u play with aim assist on or off
Well pog
Off
Yap yap yap yap yap
I have to scan my eyes through every bush
3 skibidis in my sigma rizz
Yapper yapping yappus technique yap yap yap
Here what you want to see
Nice, why?
yaper yapuir or yaper hoose which yapper will yap u
What about hip firing?
I hipfire a lot
i cast lv 69
i will steal ur Furina..
Me:
Is it possible to reach rank 7

🏓 Pong!
Latency: 151ms
how can isee my level??
I mean, isn't it better hip firing with aim assist on?
What gore the funky town?
In #🏆┃leaderboard , use A!level
Look at mine
Didn’t even realise I am rank 4 now
nah bro what the fu-
I used to be hard stuck rank 1
i can surpass sty at this point
Sensitive afu ngl
Wht abt BN?
god no
Honestly can't even use Touhou emoji's no more.
What's wrong with liking anime, the yappers today.
i can if I were a mod...
Idk why those bozos don't let ppl send gifs
why i didn't accept the mod request 😭
Did u get warned?
na we talkin about yappers
Is that seriously a question
Anything u do here can get u a warn


Holy shi, I nearly choke on a goddamn lollipop
here is a list of my friend in dc or maybe ingame
- mods
- mods
- mentors
- mods
etc...
fortunately i have laptop so atleast i can see gif quickly...
U need to be a mentor first then mod will make u mod soon as how high your karma is (idk I haven't been a mod there)
Wow
i mean lapbop with screen heh
Nah I won't pay for virtual right of sending emojis and gifs
WHy u no accept mod request dum ahhh
because there are requests right?
be active every day 
Nah, u apply to be mod
For me 3 euros aint much
The only mod that I once liked forsaken me
No by requests i mean active atleast every 3 days etc...
Completely pretends I don't exists and I thought we were pals once
I even played with him
I c
idk, I wasnt full conscious at the time
the one that want me to become one is the lead mod, im being fr.
I co-
no
Lead mod bro how can u refuse that?!?!?
Just cuz I didn't keep playing this stupid game for 5 seaons
how can u refuse ibbie

💢
Ibbie is dead tho
Well at least you dodge a bullet of being constantly stressed by these dumb members
i saw him chatting like 30 1 hour ago
?
Nah u tripping, ibbie is dead
Post gif
mf i can toast em well
He's a lie just like SD
Show em
Biggest misinfo of this game : SD
PEA SHOOTER😭
me no hav rank 😭
Just how do u do that bozo
Huh?, who deleted my gif???
Seriously
💢
Raw iron
Iron cooked to medium rare
All I have to do is to post a gif anywhere with embed perms then save it
I'm older than u on this community why can't I have embed ?
Rank.
i hate AB
ab ruin me life 💢
You is 2024, him is 2023
bro dum ahh rushing like that
pain

March ❌
Month 3 ✅
Tbh I'm from CBT 1

But the only register I have is this:
Even my frikin account is gone and I dont have trailblazer tag
Ah yes
Me when I killed frade as a scav
Bpz do wonders
bro left
And no I didn't survive, frik his squad.
Nah i meant bro join 5 days ago and yap nonstop
WAR IS BLUB YAPPING ABUT?
Did not expect Doss to be in Valley and at the same time, doing a operation
Donde denuncian un cheter
Blub kill hecate
Please
Ok 👌
English plz me no know spanesh
Blubblubblubblubblub
blub
Blub
Yeah ok cant even say love you in japanese fu- ab
Blub.
Yamete kudasai?

Bro that's no- Wait how u no timeout!?
I'm special

I'm a old f4g
Aishi- oh wait, it has the shi word, i c
Daisuki

Anyone wanna play? English mics
what
Wet hotdog bun became a frozen hotdog bun bc winter and then it dried and became a mossed hotdog bun then I didn’t like continuous change and decided it should stay this way
MY BRAIN NOT BRAIN me brain melt me bwan no wok abrain aw u
W mr118 should pin this fr

Cool
Look by this way
U could be broke like me and also sad
U see stuff can get worse
I do not care if I am rich in AB I just want to be happy irl
I want to be happy irl and rich in ab
: (
I want to be happy irl
@desert prairie
Would ur trade ur virtual wealth for happiness
And go back to a 0 koen Noob again
Lifelong happiness till death yes
Without knowing how to make it
for sure I will
Speen


NO PLZ DONT DO IT 😭
Armor + y = armorY
Not possible blub
Only for a few years then you're back into being miserable again
Ikr
And that's what they call marriage
I don’t think gen Zs understands the concept of marriage
Still, would u trade or not
🍺
🚬
No
It's a wholesome idea in theory
I agree with u
Of what
Such is life in the zone
Relationship
We just summed up most marriages
She was the best man
Just like ab then
sheee its alr 9:30 am gazzayem
She wasn't blub
She didn't deserve u
brb lemme make animated stickerrrrrr
Nawh she said “you are too good for me”
me:
What do you mean by that
“Idk”
It's just a dumb excuse don't take much mind into it
But fr
See if men says it is the truth
Maso-
If girls said it, that’s bullsh## and they meant “I wish you died”
A famous soccer player from my country was a perfect man for his wife and she just ended everything and said the same thing u said
What the hell is wrong with girls
"he was too good, too perfect for me"
This ain’t your Korean drama shenanigans bruh
They are r3t4dd frr
stop trying to add drama to “spice” your life
Nothing, U gotta say what's wrong with people's minds.
If it ain’t broken don’t fix it
Anyway better late she revealing her true colors than never right
Now u free to find a good girl
Yeah no I am tired of that
Does anyone here have a knowledge in ratio?
Math ratio or stupid cancel culture
Ratio cope seethe mald?
I'm a specialist on it
Oh fu- no what the heck did i find
May god give me the power to delete anything and anyone out of existence to purify this world ong 🙏
Here no. 2
You just add them up altogether, and perform what’s called percentage calculation for each individual stores
Imma try this later ty :3
and from that percentage out of the 100% you can pretty much tell the ratio diff
Ratio isn’t hard at all
Not here
Not here too
to me yes im europian
Finished your homework little guy?

I am asian
Nope im gonna do it once i comeback in my home
Im asian too
Can tell
SPR is the best gun in the game
USAS
Anyone want to be friends (I'm Indonesian)
I got a question. Why doesnt Hecate drop a side arm when she is killed? I know she uses a side arm because the trailer showed that
What's looking, good cooking!!!
Erm what the sigma?
O9
Beyond cooked rn so imma go all in with the u-12
Hi guys. I am searching for in game friends that respects the kill-loot. I'm sick of some randoms just hanging around at the back then zooms in as the kill has confirmed. Just makes my blood boil.
All the love from 🇵🇭
That's why mollys are your best friend
They don't dissapoint
Hearing the loot goblin complain, cry, say racist words in their language, justifies them stealing your kill.
Also the sweet visual of them burning in the flames is beautiful sight indeed.
I killed goblin (reason I used: accidentally pressed QuickThrow)
Beautiful
U sure it's "accidental" ?
It's not lol, I know I do it on purpose
My friend killed thermal and he looted it
Randoms will exterminate each other with molotovs, and get away with it
Real
You need to have a grenade to make sure you don’t get blown up by your teammates
I got 2 homie at my back, so if he doing something to me. They probably do worse
Rats don’t care. Their mission is to bring pain and suffering to all
It's mine, if u touch it I vill kill you
Lol
The rats when they aren’t fast enough to steal your loot
Think fast chuckles nuts
yeets a molly at them
12 am already dam
Yeah
"AHHHHHHH"
And then they gobble up your stuff only to die in the next 2 minutes
is this fair i have lost t7 and he only received a 7 day ban
ello
This can is fire
That is the definition of crackhead behaviour
Nah, I'd Win
I did crack my head on a table once
For me it was the the cabinet
I'll delete it since I use it for resolution
Seems like something @deft tendon would send, nope he sends BA Stuff
🤓
Blocked
I love how Molotov are just the go to for most people.
what in the actual crap
This key is just laying down on the 2nd floor villa desk
Deke got me the best trades yet
Pov u don't do trades
Too bad I got em
U got what blub I don't see any good trade to sellback
Low margins
U didn't get shiz u trippin bozo
Those deals are alright at best
casually survives with 0.01 seconds left on the timer
where is this sticker
because i want that sticker
Why
wako wako wako wako
Ping pang tuuuuu
what the fu- are u listening bro
That’s not me bro my friend wanted me to put it on and record him
Ok...
Villian arc the violin turns into homelander song
Helow
Hellooo there and how are you doing my fellow homosapian
Too long didn't read
Sorry slept half way through but red the rest
Gif perms where?
Gimme
Us streets are safe
Due to the super hero toaster man
Idk
Dont give her
Not even lv 2 have gif perms
They're bozos don't take serious what they say
I think not even 4, you gotta be special or something
Mod clinger

Welcome
another phone smh
More like welcome to hell
Nice
Ab is easy, check my recent logs
If you pay then yeah
I don't pay
indo sub feels weird asl
Every sub does
Such cap
I'm free
But never free to play with me 😔
Ill buy ya
for indo sub, straight out of Google translate
most of it
Deep thoughts with the deep
we even got 2nd secret docs
Thanks I'm good tho
Folder = secret doc in indo sub
I want 100m document ingame
I want to solo fz
Furina breakout
Furina core
Is there any mods in here
Of course they do
I joined the general call and when I joined they started to call me slurs and other things I can't text on here ant the people in the
Interesting. Not so long ago one of them have also been called a slur, allegedly
They were calling me a ret-ard to
Contact a mod. I can’t do nothing about this
My girlfriend has crashed out once again, starting to think she’s bipolar and I’m done giving her chances, all I did was tell her “I’m going to sleep” and then woke up to this? I need the mad man ranting advice again fs 😭🙏
Well she moved away but ever since then she’s been crazy asf
Brother have you tried talking to her about her behavior?
My advice from my own experience just break up
Its just gonna cause you a headache
But its ultimately up to you
Btw tell her to get help actually
Idk if she’s toxic or just suffering from sth
I know but I’m done giving chances at this point
Best get professional help
Block button is always there brother
I told her to get therapy
Apparently that’s not helping
Pills that are prescribed to her or…
Either way thats not good
How are you feeling bout this currently?
Do you still think you can make it work?
I got you
Yeah she's crazy
Leave and never return bro don't feel like you have to stay
Bro never stick in the crazy
Tell her off about her problems but be kind and then block and never interact with her again.
Botch is borderline
She fatherless
Feels like some r3trd that I'm talking to on discord
Gang leave her
Real
Another good reason to break with her before you get cucked.
Nah give her one more chance but set boundaries and talk about how she makes u feel if she does the same thing block her and move on
I mean. Why waste time with her. You can't fix these types of "humans"
My gf treats me like a princess
Mine is gay
Huh
Also umm he could’ve done some shi to her which he didn’t show and he sent these pictures for attention
It’s a possibility
Remember bois never stick in the crazy
Didn’t u stick it in a raccoon?
U tripping
WHAT
It’s possible
Roadkill or nah
Those messages can't deny the borderline girl problems
True but his side is the only one we have
He kidnapped it from the dumpster
We dont know her side
We don’t know her side

Even still a lil cray cray
Bazoonga
Bro what
Blub I don't even have raccoons on my country wtf u on about
Bazoonka
It’s a joke my guy
Nuh uh
I know, a madhouse aisle.
He either had done some really bad shi crazy stuff to her for that reaction or she just crazy
He did say she was cray cray
Got therapy but it wasnt enough
I have a cousin woman that is crazy just like that
I could say u cray cray and give pictures of my side and u make u seem crazy
Im always cray cray
She pretends degeneracy she done or stuff that wasn't right her doing she just "forgets"
She will lie to you on a bare face
Frikin maniac
True but no sane person would say leave me and dont leave me
She lies she can't sleep, she cries alone and goes crazy shouting and contradicts on her lies
Like dude
She could’ve been a victim and he could’ve manipulated her
He's trolling frfr
Birch slap her
Every word she’s contradicting herself
Thats gotta be like World class manipulation
I'm not even close to her anymore idk how she is if she's alive or not what she's doing and where
She's nuts.
Have u seen cut $luts? Bro they been manipulated so badly on discord
She uses excuses for everything
Put it in
Can't stay on her jobs, she gets fired cuz she gets into confusion with everybody
Havent and dont want to
Can I explain it in baby language?
No
Okie
:3
Wanna see 2012 Korean f1 intro?
Sure
RAHH LOGAN SERGANT
Idk why the included the window licker in the 2nd one should’ve been max
Where?
Bro I ain’t giving them to u gang they already messed up in the head
What would change
Im not gay bruh stop tryna make me gay with that sec video
Lmao
Shi i think it might be working
They might do more bad shi
Woahhhh
I have experience with the crazy from dealing with my cousin and an ex
Ok bro I still ain’t giving them to u
It's gucci
Gucci shoes?
U can literally use them for anything
Play that one meme song
Ok fanum
Does fanum have a pretty tall gf?
Nope
Pretty tall or pretty and tall
I'm 1.90m blub, it's hard to find tal girls
Pretty and tall
Damn that’s crazy I’m 5,7 :3
I have a cousin from the south that she's almost 2 m but she is my cousin 
Ur from India right?
Man this aint lookin good
Nope, Brazil
Bro is flexing
1v1 me in soccer
I had more screenshots but it only allowed 4 XD
I wasted way too much on thus game
Where u from bozo?
Atleast i look cool :3
5,4 
Tree I would absolutely demolish u on soccer blub
What are yall eating
Volleyball anyone?
Hell naw I’m a goal keeper and a striker and I would demolish u
U would be a good femboi
Blub we are born playing soccer here fanum
I spend 6 hours daily training for soccer and 3 more on go karting to beat kids
When we come out of the womb, the doc slaps us a give us a football⚽
YUH UH
How old are u?
YOUR 15 AND YOUR 5’7!?!
Yeah
What am i doing with my life bruv
I was 5,5 at 14 and I stopped growing at 15 so ur good bruh

How old are u?
Lmao I would demolish ur aaaah kiddo
In ur dreams
Tree lemme handle with the crazy
I dont judge
I would pass my last days and enjoy retirement playing ab
Real
Messi or Ronaldo
I dont watch soccer
Damn
Messi ong
CR7 ftw
Siiiiiiiu
Brazilian players were once good now they're trash
We only have that guy Neymar and he's a joke near Ronaldo or Ronaldinho fenômeno, r9 and r10
W game
Thats literally the best feeling ever
Other than extracting with SD
Casing a SD:
I got MIA'd yesterday lol.
I killed a player with ax50 and an94 and enjoyed organizing and boom
With the 2x1
I only went home with 100k farm keu
Getting a 2x3 and finding 3 SD:
😭
Welcome to ab
Last game my rando chinese teammate got to much kills he gave me the guns from one of them for free
W dude
Bro bombing me over mp9
Did one of teammates died?
Nope
All survived
I did nothing since i had a long range rifle
We rushed in armory

I thought it was one of the friendly chinese from my team before
Real
They just make the game fun
I love when i met them
Unlike racist 🙋♂️🇩🇪 chinese
Though, one thing i hate is the players blocking in front of you too closely when using sniper or carbines
Real
Bro only had one job but chose to expose your locatiom and disrupt you
T-3 nade will do the work
Saying i have a broke spine or something and claiming he was a Chinese medical doctor

This recent game i had, i killed a bot but remains standing. So I dressed him up and baited some players sniping it
i died of sweaty hands tho. My screen went looking up
I places like a 2x3 shet loot in a safe so when people searched it they thought they would get a g lion
Reminds me of the guy from northridge with ax50. One tapped him in the head since he used rat helmet.
Then my screen scrolls up after
Nah your character was looking at gis soul in heaven
I did some too by taking bots gun and placing them in safes
DEVIOUS
It'd be funny if he reported me with aim bot
Surprised he didnt
Sometimes bots in Northridge lockdown uses green vector. 2x2 free loots worth 20-30k each
Im gonna hit the hay now
Managed to get 5 of them but got killed by rat sniper
Bye
Goated
Guys look at the sky
Pretty
Yo
No
God have mercy on my soul
You might as well connect a controller to your phone at this point
4? I recommend playing with 2 if you want to suffer
Rather interesting
toz'ing
i hope devs add this
Which galactic system are you?
i think he on space
probably
Yea, but which system?
ye, idk
Guys, we is done
Meanwhile:
EXOL!- I TOLD YOU TO NOT GOT OVER 5 LIGHT YEAR PER HOUR, WE'LL CRASH INTO ANOTHER GODDAMN PLANET!
ye, idk, probably some light thingy travel past our splar system
Man, we need checkpoints in space, reckless drivers these days 😔
but to be honest, i seen bunch of space warning about bunch of object coming towards our planet...
and, looks like im perfectly fine with a cup of coffee on my hand
don't worry, space force will do the job
Also, yes I played with 2 fingers setup
don't be Ashamed, i play with 2 fingers too
back then when im still in my codm prime, sometimes i carried the team and fried up the try-hards




