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Jesus christ
I swear if my cat jumps up my bunk bed and wounds my feet again
This is like the result of ince#t but for guns
š
Also im stealing that
I...
I feel weird
What?
What?
š
forgive me father for i have become desentisized
I don't stalk you dude
Sowwy
What's my favourite food
Rice
I forgor
Fiesta favela
I don't wanna remember
anyone down to play some goofy steam games
...is there a problem with rice?
I've eaten too much rice, gotta try something new like Udon
I regret not saving that meme
Otherwise i would have use it
For this perfect occasion
My friend gave me cheese shawarma instead of the spicy one because I had a small silly fever
š¦
Silly got the silly fever
I am too silly
I will set the farm ablaze with a bunch of molotov
rip wheat fields you will be replaced
The buildings are not safe from me
And I'm not safe from myself
Mods, this guy just offended most of southeast Asia, except Japan, China etc
I might burn myself accidentally
I am Filipino
RICE IS SUPPPEEEERIORRRRR
Oh mb
I eat rice daily
Mf I ain't Chinese
You said you were grr!!!!!
I like adobo (and turon)
Sorry pre, hindi ko alam, you pass
Kain ka dirty ice cream
Optimus pride pota
AB DC Filipino role when?
Wala ko pera š
I like how Order stopped talking because he can't understand us
Lol

Nakawin ko pera mo eh grrgrr
Walang pera bobo
We all don't have cash
Parehas lang sa AB
You literally have 10M storage space vro,,,,
I'm only 6.5M something
Where is khy
12M Koen and I'm still poor

I could buy a new IPhone with that waos
Im starving
16m and refuse to buy premium ammo

Same
I got a few green ACOG's and I don't know what guns to buy š
Every money saved is money earned bois
Real!
Please AB don't add the tax man
There's already taxes
Uh oh
In AB, the Market
Almost slipped in the bathroom after putting lotion on
Mf was willying his wonka
Error media social [9999_-1]
she willy on my wonka till i choco
Help
What?
What?
Error de inicio de sesión media social [9999_-1
here for 3 days
Como se diga jeje
Koen
Arena breakout mentioned in specific game ;-;
Japan and China people also eat rice anyways I love rice š
A gay dragon playing Arena Breakout...
Do we have a gay dragon in the server rn?
Lmao it's not my pic btw
I just found it and made me say wtf
Big gold lion
How much is it worth?
More than secret document?

Hmm i think it will be 490000000000000koen
But weight is 10000000kg
Hot topic: Best cereal brand?
Marlboro red
Now, put it in your backpack.
Whaaa
Samsung A53
Tasty battery acid: 10/10.
u should try samsung note 7 battery
Low quality lithium: 6/10
with that extra yummy explosion
Crunchy indeed (best eaten with orange juice mixed with strawberries and dipped with peanuts).
I recommend Nutella and creamy skippy for better taste
That and pancakes heated up in a clothes dryer.
clothes dryer? u should try the dishwasher. 35% more flavor
Dishwasher? Amateur chef.
||I cook muffins in the microwave and put in a washing machine for the perfect sogginess (best done at 20°C)||
that sounds like a great idea for muffins, especially the sogginess. Do u have any way to make brownies better?
Simple.
||Cook the brownies over an open fire, then use a fork to cut it in hexagons. then finally, use a water gun to spray an even lair on top of the brownies, (best use sprite for it for extra flavor)||
can I use infused water instead of sprite?
Sure
hell yeah
Guys , i am the best dad in the world š¼
Son: Dad i love u
Me: punched my kido and sayed GRAB ME ANOTHA BEER
Rebo
OW, MY DAMN FINGERS
Okay im not in depth with this but im using that whetever i can
Obviously im not a fan of meta i just want to collect students :)
(I didn't get the hina dress š„²)
Nah it's okay, just "lady in the red dress"
Who should I call?
Yranime
Peashooter
anyone tryna play sven coop
Should I even buy SD or nah
Boba
A dork
Skill issue
This method is very easy: buy the most expensive bag in the game.
Fill it up with bolts.
Place the bag on a road.
Wait for someone to loot the bag.
Kill the person.
Grab his gear.
Extract.
Enjoy.
This is the old meta that remains underrated
Basically ripoff from the EFT meta list
Learned it from tarkov
Have yet to try it
If I ever one day decided play EFT, I'd be banned in the first day for using leg meta on the EFT peeps
Funny build
If you didn't know well now you must watch it
https://youtu.be/uPEYrMke77c?si=YxQJnD6TZLKybQb8
Dammit, why it won't show tumbnail. Just watch it, no joke intended but serious lawsuit is going
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#š¬ācontent-promotion send the links to this channel
Pidar
Imagine you can't sue a company cuz you sign up for a monthly trialš
Trust me, I would've done that long before the kid land his first kick
na I'll let em strike first
After they got knocked, I'll just put fart sfx on their ears
I wonder who runs the Disney company š¤
Walter
wanted to slap another kid so bad
30 mins straight screaming into my ear
armory alarm ā kids screaming waa
Packing scav killed me
That's wild
Has someone seen a dud grenade in AB?
Flashing lights ā
Wth
He did nothing wrong
I got a drawing tablet 2 weeks ago and i still donāt know what i should draw
Can yāall give me any ideas
Thereās this woman called the queen of ketamine, ketamine is a drug and sheās a drug dealer/drug lord but, ketamine is an antidepressant⦠it would be so funny if her name, instead of being, āthe queen of ketamineā, was āthe queen of happinessā or āthe queen of anti depressionā
She kinda bad tho
Snowflame
I can fix her
Hmmm
Draw me a highly detailed stick gun
if you need space that bad then buy one
No d hina?
i was triying to find the abi discord tbh for the 4090 giveaway
Ooo
I gotchu
Pc server
ty
new kit fr
Iām am this close š¤ to drawing Ajax and Hecate as a wolf and Lynx for the contest.
She doesnāt look old enough be to be fighting other people to the death
buy one fr @languid gazelle
She runs around with an mg42 in 1 hand
the only gundam I've actually seen is witch from mercury š
She doesnāt look old enough to be in high school
She's just short as hell

I forgor her age
5000 year old vampire?

So cute and funny
u definitely know this cuz yk witch from mercury
That looks a bit like N for some reason
This is my Original
Can I get a link to delta force download?
wtf
no.
I can't afford one
Its 200 bonds
no buy a sd its not bonds
Well , I have a Brown moon tonight
Ah k ty
PROJECT ZOMBOID WAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love cooking rotten rat in a microwave to improve my cooking skills
U play NA servers?
That ain't a moon that's a spotlight for the galactic imperial space force
We can play rn or tonight
other time man
Anyone wanna play?
I just ask since me and a friend might be getting on tonight
Well two buddies to die with
Speaking of two
Ceberus
Two puppers
One of them is freakishly hony
š¤£
They was shaking till they got tired, they couldnt even go onš
So tired, they fell on the ground breathing heavily, loser couldn't even go on
Iām about combust if I lose again
the last time I losed I collapsed Yugoslavia
Shouldāve deleted France
Whaā¦..
TF?
Umm, there are French people here..
Nobody cares
Ah shoot a German tank appears right after I said the French was here
We is back in 1944
You seem surprised. As if it was unexpected
Why should I listen to a stinking overrated German tank like you? I would use my Panzwrshrek on you
Have you ever heard anyone speak highly of a panzer 3? No you didnāt
Same man same
Sounds about right
BLACK PEOPLE NEED TO BURN
I believe in equality, therefore I hate everyone equally
Arent they liquid?
How are you supposed to burn liquid?
Stop with the chemistry. Oil is a liquid just so you know
I believe in the legalization of chemical weapons.

You rn
Aw man
And sending an image will count as using it

Didnt know that
Funk me
Anyways
š¤Ø
Those inky things are mad of oil?
Time to call AMERICA š¦
No. But oil is a liquid that can be set on fire
We know that
But i wanna confirm if they are made of oil
Best sister after overflow
You just asked how to burn a liquid. Have it be made of oil
I want a sister like her
We believe in math, so we know that to make a rope that circles the Earth's equator (about 25,000 miles long) float 1 foot off the ground all the way around, you would only need to add 2ā¢Ļ feet to its length.
True, mine is just a little gremlin
What?
Anyways
You got a problem?
Awful lot of pedos on here
We need a topic chat fr
Real
Because the moment we start talking about something
Oh shi its the oiled one
That becomes a topic
BURN HIM
And we will have to go to the #Topic chat
shoots a flare
That work?
OH NO
More like fry me but ig
We have a philosopher in here
Yum
Snakes
why it's not loading ;ā;
Curse you and your bloodline. It is 1 am and youāre making me hungry
WHAT'S IN THE PICTURE!!!???
cake, and woman
But i hate icing tho
Kake
At least we know heās gay

Woman?
Who?
What?
This thang takes 1280x1024 pics
Looks like a bomb
It is lmao the battery was in pieces
You definitely act like it. And youāre racist too. That seems like a guarantee at this point
How am i racist
It is
I just hate those inklings
Dementia is your biggest enemy right after the conservatives as I see
Oh you mean these things?
No i love this guy
Best dude
I just hate his friends
They turn me gay for some reason
Are they called dementia or are they conservatives?
I do not know comrade
My head is not well from all the concussions i got.
Bullets might not penetrate but they do pack a punch
Skibidi
Furina stan?
Sigma
im alone the skibidiest one
It was the dementia the conservatives gave you. Now go and plant a pipe bomb at your local airport
Why should i? whats innit for me?
I am
The oiled one
You can plant a pile a bomb and watch it explode. Thatās it
What motor oil do you use
THE one and THE only
Sorry but i do not like explosions
Oiled one
They scare me :<
Do you prefer drag shows instead?
What is dat
Gay shows
Pick one.
Your racist energy is weak, compared to mine
I am a god
Pun accepted
I am slippery
Says the one protecting the French?
That sounds wrong
Why doe
Oh no the French are yours idc
Good
My mind isn't minding
Oil it up
Food for Thought
Don't we nee
Bruh yall something just jumped on my foot
I am gonna fight other racist people with my aura
Spooder
Ghost spider
Good luck. Do not come back defeated
Nah they don't scare me but like literally gigantic thing jumped on my foot and it couldn't escape
My aura is stronger, I'd win
It HAS to be here
best waifu? or maiden?
Theres no holes or windows
What.
Ghost spider!
Did my contact finally find you?
Waifu.
Brother i wish
Did u understand?
I hope so
No like whos ur favorite waifu/maiden
Yeah bit who are the maidens or waifus
The tiktok horror videos got to me
What.
Maki, Mai, Miwa from JJK
Yes of course
google is very quick
they are Maidens 
Dudes
Grrrr
Im sleeping in the car cause loke
cause u cant escape from waifus?
Its either a monster or a cat sized rat
You are to referring to as waifus or maidens.
I have been listening to an ending for 20 hours.
Yesh what is ur fav Waifu/Maiden in anime
I know waifus and maidens if your telling me to chose between them i prefer maidens
which is ur favorite one tho the character
Good luck, thereās only one way to figure out of it bites
Lady nagant
I vote for mass murder
I vote for peace 
No you donāt
None is needed
Because that would mean peace between races.
I do not care.
But you sure like to call me that
I didnāt say it.
But you sure as hell make it look like it
I wonder why
Collective dementia
Real
How do you know?
I wonder why?
Ah yes i wonder that also
It is collective dementia
A great philosopher
I got that so wrong xd
Nah i just heard it from adam
Which one?
Adam smith
Statistically..
āWe are back, back in blackā
Tell the Chinese
Who listens to die antwoord
To what?
What to what
Is his music good?
Did you watch film chapie
Russian Roulette boys
Not much
Who is this musician?
First one to lose lives :3
African couple an there style is electric hip hop
Yk those 2 people who lead chapie around
Can u give a sample
At least I don't get all blue this time
Never heard of them
Idk they make music but people mainly know then bc of film
YAAYYYY
Then listen to banana brain
Love drug and
Babys on fire
Yeah honesly they played their roles pretty well in the movie
who ping me
Idk

I will consider it
Good
what the who

British Sukuna
No way
Indeed dont u think lad
Hold my robux, I'm getting that shotgun
Jesus christ how many words are there
Oh dang your alive
Sniper lady from mha
500 recorded I think
This game kinda doesn't make sense why cant i chat with enemies so i can say n word as many times of f there whole tribe but they can kill me be seening one pixel from other side of the map
wrong reply
laugh NOW
Who!?
Im alive and kicking mate.
Oh lawd she hot
Our next plan
no
LADY NAGANT š
Dang did not expect Satoru to come back alive
Spoilers
I do not know monsieur
Malevolent shrine his cheeks
He may back alive, but now he got some genderbend down bad art of him
French?
Where
āA red spy is in the baseā
Satoru Gojo comes back alive after I mentioned britishkuna
yesh
Did someone said French?
loads my Mouser with malicious intent
now bye im taking a do*kie
Where french
Curse you
I forget that the french can shet
Did someone say French?
True
Im not French lmao
French Where
No now shoo
Did someone say British,,,,
Im Europian 
You better not be
Yes
Im australian :v
- loud incorrect buzzer *
Not allowed.
F hate usa albania(black monkeys) ukraine croatia germany turks islam australians and prob more

And sfricans those monkeys
Honestly all i hate is
That was quick
Hmmmm
I blinked and it was gone
Bc i last 1min
yukuri

I clicked it few times bc i thought its vid
Im stealing this
I see cat videos i click
Bs
Nuh uh
It aint video i found it the hard way
I knew that already (I totally didn't click before saying this,,,,)
Anyway imma go ill leave this thing here.
Human cat
Oh cmon how does he get away with it and i dont :c
Hes gonna go back to Shibuya
WAIT I GOT IDEA
itas per un raid veloce?
Also the reason i was gone it was bc ummh my girl in short that could tell the new pfp yep...
I thought you like guys
He does?
Apparently not
Omg
š
Shocking š³
Order guess what
What?

This is literally my absolute pfp
I'm calling a divine mod
I kid you not
IF you call me good boy
Oh no, I don't wanna be a feminine boy no more
Maid US Ranger moment
Who says you gotta be feminine to wear a maid outfit?
šØ
Oh no the PTSD
90$ is 90$
Guess what
@sand comet drop the paypal shawty
Made me think of Lord Tachanka in a maid outfit
Same
Guys
Should I do it
Why am I not surprised
Nuh uh,,,,
Do it or get apple logo'ed
Should I become a feminine boy again
Nah
Idk whats that
Zesty ahh dog wtf
ABSOLUTELY
.
Yes.
I just noticed your pfp has monkey on it
It is tachanka.
Only if you are money
Why is bro edging the mods
:3
I'm Yuji
I got another version of me
Guess what die antwoord wierdest song name

Idk
Guess
You give up or
I just got my first million on this game
Congrats comrade!
Now challenge yourself even more
Thanks
Make it 5 mil
I will
Thats the spirit my friend!
It took some time to get here but it was worth it to 5mill I come
Kamona welcomes your spirits with open arms
Hope you reach it soon and efficiently 
What ever makes money ig
š
erm what the sigma? 
I did not expect to see subway surfers on AB dc today
wtf
sks? ok sweat
Sks is so fun
No wonder you smell like sweat, you are sweat
To be or not to be
Tf does that even mean
To be one but not be another of who to be of something not to be
Deep
I wanna talk about GTA V, What ending would you choose or what you've chosen? A, B, or C?
Good morning guys
May your dreams come true :b
Lol
Good morning what time is it to u, Monsieur.
8am
5 am
Nkce
Insane
bro tried š
Rookie numbers for me ay
time to watch anime while gacha'ing my soul

Bro dead chat
Real


Morning sir
Bruuhhhhh
morning
Plug a little high in the hierarchy but he chill
Chat, is this real?
Idk
Sure, when?
From 3 years ago
Nvm

No. u must tell me
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friend invited me to a 1v1 in a game that i have never played before but he has 300+ hours on
cooks the grenade
it almost explodes
throws
hits me instead
????
I basically just killed myself unintentionally
Stalker always have a horror element
Deathwish is the best ending
Only 300 hours in Free Fire?
I played it in 2018 and I surely played it more than 300 hours
Bro got cooked (literally)
live caption is truly broken
Video: "Scream of agony"
Live Caption: "Music"
downloading an extension instead of turning live caption on is a good choice ive ever made
Send me the APK, imma play that shi again
"youre in my mind"
Live Caption: "you want my mind"
i need more emojis smh
Best witch
Fantasy hulk hogan
lol
Isn't it always been like that?
aint no grubby hands of urs on ma Maiden
š¢
I finished Re: zero last week
i am half a episode from finishing the part 1 of s2
Iāll have to take the witch of Envy then
because the good site was down and the 4$$ sites were up but i didnt use them cuz they suck 4$$
good luck getting ur heart bling blang bang born every second and exploding
Just use 9anime or aniwave.to
9anime was down...
Aniwave works rn
i am currently finishing re zero with 9 anime
Nice I hope you enjoy
the goddam smile tho
its dam long how!?
why discord only allow on status 1 emoji.
š¢
I honestly donāt even really know how to use discord so well
its ez once u google like how to do that
u only need to google it once lol
because very ez to understand
i have been listening to and ending for like 22 hours no joke.
do u like Memento of re zero?
The endings are fire fr, and yes I like all of the songs
i've been listening to the full version for like 22 hours non stop.
I meant ops
š¤Æ
S1 op is my favorite
i got banned from aniwave server š¢
the ending of s1 fire too
Aināt no way, what did you do?
idk i said look at my status (its different now)
and oh well they didnt like that
And i disappeared from the face of aniwave
feels like yt music on mobile ngl
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Favorite places y'all been? I'm done visiting Europe I hate it's they got no AC and they charge for tap water don't even put ice in it.
How can I help?
Take a look at picture, I'm not a criminal
Well you ask for someone to bring you a glass with water that they need to pay for, the glass also needs to be cleaned and the person who brings it to you is a worker that also got a wage.
Ice is something that either needs a icemaker which is a machine that breaks down form time to time, or you but ice bags that also cost money and that need to get ordered by someone and stored
Tbh thinking that tap water is free is kind of a silly goose thought
Come visit the US and go to the crappiest restaurant you've ever seen and they'll still give you as much water and you could drink in your life full to the brim and plenty of ice to boot
Don't know why Europeans can't figure out ice water it's the simplest thing
Because everything costs cash and we don't rob out waiters since we pay a livable wage š
Well ain't that nice for you but it sure makes it a terrible place to visit if you can't get ice water anywhere
In germany atleast, if you pay a worker 2000⬠a month, you pretty much pay the same in costs additionally, like health insurance, retirement pay, care insurance and money for when you loose your job (legit forgot the name rn)
In the core a 2k a month worker costs you then 4k a month.
In my city water prices are like 2⬠per cubic meter, sewage prices are like 5ā¬
So you pretty much pay already 7⬠for 1000liters no matter If you run the dishwasher of give it to people
I want to give everyone money so bad so that it's all nice for everyone
I visited Prague and Vienna last month and a few places in between and they were nice cities and it made me hopeful for the future of the European Union
May i have one of your lungs
Hear me out
Technically, you can live with just 1 eye
Now I didn't see this coming
I have nineteen eyeballs
Them orphans don't need them eyes
oh my pc
How did you know 
what in the world, 128 just for what?
You gotta stop downloading pics of Hoshino in Summer outfit
my friends ss lmao
Scam 100gb for systems
Also what happened witht them emojis
So called 64gb of storage when the phone system takes up half of it
literally
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FORGET ANOTHER ONE OF MY ACCOUNT-
I have achieved the unthinkable, after hours of trying and losing and trying, I managed to know the secret, the darkest secret of the world (how to steal TikTokās without a water mark and with good sound)
(Yes, Iām acoustic)
Meanwhile the @Ryuki wm:
Just search a TikTok without mark or cut that partn
U blind?
I know what part your talking about bruh
I said, I can do it with whatever video I search, not every video has a mark of the owner. And in any case if I want it to look like itās mine I just cut it, like this
Is that Haruka and Sora?
In that case, I would use ai to remove it honestly, but anyways, idrc on stealing people's video
Idk, it was just to an example xd
You missed it by a MILE homie
Yeah, itās better that way but the most ai free to use donāt actually work really well, I. Tried but itās like almost impossible to find an ai that does that and doesnāt require an 30 bucks per month suscription
Xddd
I can do it with photos too itās easier
But with videos itās like 10x harder š
M855
The green tip makes it easier to tell
@umbral fractal your daily woman supply
This is what scavs should be wearing
At least make a makeshift vest manš¤£
Wtf bro don't count me in your weird shiš
Mods done caught lackin 
is this real?
beautiful tbh
What about metro station, I saw one
Gomen
nice
I was meant to send this
Careful where you trade
DM the previous one mate
Hmu if you got any new trade
Empty stock rn
Got plenty dude, let em rot rn

I'm at the hoyofest rn
_
_
where bro find it bruh
im at home lol
Bring some souvenirs with you
real
Third party
I feel so embarrassed because my family is here š
go away from your family ||joke||

Good idea
This was supposed to be a covert ops for me š
How and why did they come with you in the first place, lol
I was supposed to go here with my mom only
lol
Best mom
take out your brother and dad
Agent 47 style
The reason why I'm here is because It was a side quest given to me by a Vietnamese friend
lol
Side quest irl
real
what you got there mate?
Sufficient information
hmm
I'm only here because a friend from Vietnam told me to go here š
anyway, buy something for yourself
remember, your own happiness is important
The side quest only required some pictures for the client
aight
I wanna do something else now
aight, see ya later
I just realized I'm wearing the british CTSFO outfit at an anime game convo
Just curious, who's over 22 here?
This mf @umbral fractal, gl dating the mods
Feeling like I can't keep up with all those chat happening in general š feeling kinda old
Topic flow happened too fast and too slow, inconsistent, ify
Sometimes, when I joined, the chat died... Feels like back in highschool lol
Like you're that one guy who joins a ongoing chat that just ended up killing the whole topic
Sometimes, I just feel like, maybe I'm too old and not flexible enough for this kind of chat and stuff
Feels awkward tho, fr
All of a sudden, my trench coat and tec 9 is blinking 𤣠jk tho
The quiet kid energy
Ngl, trench coat to highschool is a different energy...
hmmm
Like it feels like you're that one smuggler that brings item that school bans and you sell it to student for high price
i didnt fall asleep
Entrepreneurs montages fr fr
New record
I've done that fr tho𤣠kinda go hard when you're that one
i need to stay awake for 9 more hours
Nah bro, you gonna have some micro sleep later
Literally making bucks out of skittles
nah i get 14 hours of sleep if i dont sleep for more than 24 hours so ill prob sleep at 6-7pm
Interested, what are you trying to achieve?
i dont wanna wake up at 3 am lol
I got new shoes, em combat shoes expensive
Re-establish my sleep schedule
Hapi rn :3
because 1 time i overslept by alot idk how
Cigarettes and sleep pills goes brrrr
and now im here days and days of trying
time to gacha my soul to pass the time i guess.
Pause, you smoke
Ahh... I'm all backing you up, I just did that three weeks ago... Hope you get back to normal night sleeps
Za and mimimi go hard
It happens 3000 times a month š¢
Man, I do everything, little by little






