#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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careful what you say buddy. you will regret it 🤓☝️ (shivering the timbers)
Ik I accept the fate
stupid argument that leads to nowhere is my favorite
globe
Unfortunately they are in a game, and i dont know the lore of the game so your ok
ok thought rhat was a 911 joke but guess not
im going to AGM-65D 'Maverick' you out of existence
Max Verstappen music
ion even know what thst means 😭
im not into navy or air forcestuff 😭
artist doing too much
Save it before i delete
ok that is semi -nsfw
done
ultimate weapon
They got jackets @cyan nacelle
who wouldnt make a jacket out their own art?
real!?!!?!?!
true tbh
what if a mod is watching this
its literally just us in this chat
We got patches, i need em on a flight suit whenever we start flying jets
need this fr
real
anyways i think i have enough pictures t-
Hold on
totally not gonna stalk chat
I've seen that art style
Uhm.
Correct
Your favourite jet is the F-111, if i remember your the one who said it
Yes the F-111 vark
Right, stay there rq
Auto mod still works
@final harness
Can u get closer rq.
?
Mf thank u
WAH, I GOT A GF

Is between homies it ain gay :V
f-22 is overrated ‼️‼️
Im not gay!!! 
Fr
@cyan nacelle
+3
Paveway II
AMRAAM
Phoenix
Tomahawk where🗿
Add those to your F-18 and shoot down Gojo
say less
Tomahawk? Lemme check
W name
Cant find Tomahawk, probably in another site but im lazy
F/A-18, loaded with 3 Paveways, AMRAAMs and Phoenix, your good to go 👍
boutta show him a hornet's power fr
Im never gonna be tired starting at these images
real 😭
Unfortunately no AH-64D Apache
aw
I wonder who makes naval ship arts...
I got my UH-60
nice
Go
yes, im going
No you can't turn tall nut to squash
This is fake
How do you know?
WAIT WHY IS THE MOD HERE OH GOD
IGNORE WHAT ME AND THE BOY WERE DOING PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, THEY DIDNT START THIS I DID 🙏🙏🙏
this is some kind of army chat?
No..
bcs i see something about planes atc
Tank women? Oh wait we already have an artist doing that
Ermmm, noooo
daebom
Rah yes
rah
GF ahh cod
Daily
im buying premium ammo who pinged me
real
pyramid lore?
do some of u play war thunder?
@cyan nacelle 4 new images came in delivery just now
amazing
on skibidi
fr??
We got MQ-9 Reaper
Gojo vs Toji rn
Im gonna make a roblox scene with a jet girl
It appears that I have witnessed an abyss in this village ☕
i would save the pictures, but i dont wanna do it on my phone and my laptop is in the other room
i aint walking allat fr ‼️‼️
ok
im gonna make a scene later too prob
guys how old are u
Is this spam? I mean I see this almost on a daily basis.
Nuh uh
daily peashooter gif
Nevermind, carry on freedom fighter 🇺🇲🇺🇲‼️🗣️
It looks like theres no jet ugc for me to add a girl
This has the same energy as Joker and Patrick Bateman with glowing eyes.
I just realized who this aimed too
But too bad, i was a feminine boy before
Here. Stick this on the end of the vid and you got yourself a 5 year old made video.
We are gonna go extinct are we.
Yeah..
Bring it on.

3.99 for three shards and i forgot I alrdy got one from event shop
Me
Does this mean dead space 4
Yooooo, have you heard about the recent upcoming collab coming to star rail? I can’t wait 🙏
Good Wallpaper tbh
You can have it you want to.
Nah I Don need
waiter! waiter! one Anya r34 please
all this money and I still got no credit card bruh
Buy crack
I'm still a minor
Doesnt matter
they are gonna cost me extra smh
True
hsr x fate or smth?
Then you are young?
20k turkish lira :d
_
_
Yes 🙏

W eats
is that mac and cheese why is it so blurry
smh 🤦
Filipino cuisine
but whats the dish called.
so i know what im lookin at..
Hallo :D.
İ got a question quick
Time to get dress hina 😭
Looks good 9/10 would eat
Dam u lucky
Just a stash of pyrox and you can get everything
Im also going to get makoto because i still have the free pull
I'm 13
okay
When does the server shut off?
i just died in your arms
For the update
tonight
mustve been something you said
wooooh
i just died in your arms tonight
mustve been some kinda kid
And it opens on the 25th?
shoulda walked away
Rip the T6 in my mail
.
I used too much of Discord that I'm starting to swipe to the side to switch contact in whatsapp, which obviously did not work
•_•
Earthquake
not again
Bruh
Oh, it's the typhoon?
Idk it just says rain
Welp, time to sleep again
And not waking up again, lololol
off topic topic 😔
silly

Ayooooo......
why is it so huge
I need a therapist fr fr
all of mine sucked..
they made my problems WORSE
Same -_-
waaaaaaaaahhh
Why the nuke sound like a car???
maybe it is a car..

Bug
Ur pfp....
Yes, I AM FREE FROM THE FLOOF PFP CURSE
Hell nah
Jk jk jk
If i wanted to hit with u i invited u on a date or a cup of tea idk
On second thought
0__0
can people get rizzed up so easily
Im a gentlemen ill treat anyone how they deserve to be treated.
Shorks :3
bread with solid cheese goes hard
But rn im on a relation with a woman that ong ill love till the day god say is my time.
No mather what or who my love for her will be bigger.
Sign your waiver of your undying love here pls
24k magic in the aiiiirrrrrrr
Meh ok sure.
-sign it-
Have a nice day lady.
takes off the initial title, revealing it was a your extended car warranty
Thanks, now, imma dip
runs
-_-
discorp larp is crazy
Fr fr
but understandable
can someone do this to me
wut
Who u want it to do it?
my yandare wifeahhahahahhaa
i dont care
Kaga is staring u at the end of the corner
silly spoon
Welp my dad teach me to help everyone no mather what so.
coldplay or bruno mars chat
oka
bicycle
overrated
westlife
I WANT WAKAMO
nah u get the yandere floof
😭
Finally got Ellen after losing the 50/50 just in time 🙏
out of context this sounds like human traficking
Here's your reward
Men im sleepy ah
Savin that ong
It's only 7 and a half
is 7:24 pm
Actually, 8 and a half in Baltimore
U know what is having to talk with ur girl/boy from 6AM to 7PM???
blawg lives in baltimore
waaah
7:26
Real.

NJ is just constant heat ray md
i visited arizona when i was 5, not that bad as far as i remember
wait wheres nj
tactical testicle slop

@umbral fractal woman jumpscare
its you
i dont look like that…
you do sound like that
waaa.. i dunno what that person soundss like
also youve never heard my voice before 
its the feeling, also (I don't have anything! Don't shoot! - you)
Real Bruno Mars is talking in chat
wa..
im midnight riders now
Midnight riders is talking in chat
It's him
why talk like an orange cat
John rider
is it you john farcry 3tm
i have orange cat
GARFIELD!!
she is a fat orange cat
Not Garfield.
Zzzzz
Gawd damn
i prefer my 11 year old persian
Orange.
orange cat is cuter
no
yuh uh
My dog likes sticking his head in the shower and drink the water. I think he's mentally handicapped in someway lol
nooo
Not scared of water????
KAYOKO, BEHIND U!!!!1!
orange cats be lookin like this sometimes
one of my cats can only see out of his left wye
not minee
i HATE orange cats they always try to impreg my pets
Stealin it :3
Literal rabbit
you have weird cats…

wild orange cats that is, i still had to throw away 5 cats just because of that orange
My calico cats got pregnant, TWICE and always give born to 3 kitten, most died either to sickness just got eaten by other cat
Throw away?!
Da fuq
WHAT
my cats are inside cats..
and my cats arent that hungy to eat another cat..
i dropped them in a bus stop and called it a day
Zzzzzz
o..
cried the way home
Dawg

Meow
Heck, 3 died eaten by other cats, 2 died from illness, and 1 got runover by a damn car
this reminds of the time me and my dog got ran over by a motorcycle
waaaaaaahhh..
Like, both u?
poor kittys
meow
i tanked the damage but my dog still ran away
Rn, my calico cats gave birth for a second time, this time only 2, 1 born perfectly and the other one had tumor on its belly
nooo..
wheres that cat living? reactor 4?
Nya
I thought it was like a parasite, so I gave it a daily medicine, but nah, it stays there, it stops growing once the kitten hits 3 month old
MIAUUU MAIUUU MIAUUUU MIAUUUU

Ehh??
Me no understand thy meowers
she has the same hair as one of my friends
eat
Short cut?
yeh but like exactly like hecate
Make him/her cosplay as hecate
isnt it incredible that a dude can get smacked with a 2x4 and walk it off like nothing for a lil bit
If u can't counter-block a 2x4, that's just skill issue
she doesnt know who hecate is.. most of my friends dont play fps gamss..
no like get hit in the head and walk it off
I mean, it isn't a gunshot. A bruise is the best he's getting, or a cracked rib.
exactly as what I said
If u can't tank it, skill issue
ima go lay down for a bit
A mimir
but what if the guy was your friend, +emotional dmg
zz..
I don't think a friend would try to crack your skull.
lets just move on
A problem isn't solved unless it's acknowledged there's a problem in the first place.
But alright.
shrock break
WHO THE HELL CREATED THIS ABOMINATION TO GOD
i swear off topic has its own freaky community
Weebs. Just weebs.
hey! im normal
i almost zorked to shrek after trying to beat they hunger for 5 hours
You what?
Zorked?
i almost zerked to shrek trying to beat this game
it was painfully hard
i remember when i almost zooked to shrek trying to beat the meeting
whats the meeting
you dont wanna know
this image scarred me forever
Shrek 5 will come in 2025, right?, AFTER GTA 6, RIGHT?
What about this one

im the guy in the picture (i am a grub)
Playing this rn
Sounds good 
G lion irl🗣️🔥
damn
I still wonder what music it call
Skibidi Toilet
Slap it to Google assistant and ask it to guess the song
My google doesn't really helpful...
...and sometimes doesn't give me what i want.
Yeah its a lot better, loving the game rn hopefully splash can release floor 2
...wha-
Bro this isn't door is under wa'er door!!!!! Grrrrrr!!
I have 2 sides in AB
Blood thirsty PMC
Beggar
Fnaf sl on the second pic??
Fnaf SL?
Yeah the game also have some easter egg reference
So what's the game name on roblox?
Is pressure
i genuinely almost passed out from laughing at diddy memes
The game where the zombies talk for some reason
the sheriff zombies are easily the top 10 worst designed enemy in gaming
Yeah apprently there is a just a theory reference too.
Earth, Wind, and Fire - Let's Groove
Thank you.
Np bro
Nah 21 of September is better
I remember playing all the gold/source games they were always full of surprises
sven coop is truly a game
I miss gmod
Same.
gruppa krovi goes kinda harder than i thought
nuh uh
0/10
i rate it a rate it out of 10
The hell is the avatar 😭
No. Not really. But who the......e boy avatar
😭 wthh
I have 3 question now
Question one
ZAAAAMNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Question 2
Bro you should reset avatar NOWNNN ⚡
Question 3

That's all the questions i have
?
Nuh uh
What's the bet
I don't want aura bc im a furrys
Lmao-
Super Senior Gojo vs Toji
First of all
Im a gentlemen and i treat everyone how they deserve to be treated
Second thats ma brother i dont like minors i like ladies with the same age or 2 years older
Third idk runout of ideas
Gojo, Yuji called Jogo Mt. Fuji
I had a dream that I put a gerbil in a bag
Where ping
Bro I got muted from Namek for no reason
How long?
Do u know y u even muted?
Yep
The Mods Were kinda insane
Hard R everytime
Damn
I actually got one in my room
Blahja?
Ikea blahaj yes
Noice
Penrose would like have negotiations with u for your blahaj
Enjoying with my HK416
Yep i have an idea i already have an ikea plush but i need one that could comfort me after me tryin to kms for the 42 time
Rin can give me 300$ for a Blahaj
Nah, she would prolly give her whole asset just for that blahaj, lmao
If i give u mine for free?
She'll be tweaking if she hears that, lol
Also gib
Ye after what u said first i think ill pass......
Nuuuuuu :<
USMC HK416 shark
Bc ik if i give u my blahaj a cold war will start -_-
Damn... corrupted mod
Shark
I wanna do it bc u deserve it but i cant while risking starting a cold war
I can sleep in my bed hugging the shark AND the HK416
USA blahaj
Oorah
Can you hear me out now vro🙏
I think dex went to oof himself
Go ahead
I meant the ranger with the maid outfit
They jealous, they don't have a blahaj
Sharrkk
.
Fork u, I don't find any in my nearby ikea (which is mind boggling)
Like, back in NJ, there's plenty of blahaj
Have u heard of amazon?
My last package came in in literal pieces, no
💀
Damn 15 bucks
15 for a blahaj?, ill reconsider
15? Ermmm
Is 14.99
Stfu u spend 1331q dollars on a gun to then die to a guy with an auto glock a dum dum rounds
0.01 is the tax
(Based on real events)
...
Are you talking about irl or ab... Bc i have no clue
Ab
Hes talking about hell
And arma3 if ammo type existed
Ah... I only spend 10k
Thy end is now!!!!!
And u get suprise bc of 15 bucks
Now u :3
Uhhh.. yeah?
U are gonna buy this thing and be happy
Nah, I'd evade >:3
While imma jump off a cliff
Now i wonder if i jump off a cliff can i 360 my homie who owe me 500 bucks??
Not it
I got the most expensive thing I own
Do it with a throwing knife
Oo what is it?
Tf is that?, sapphire?
Purple rock?
It's the color blue
😔 awh...
Lapiz?
I only remember doing scav run i only get ak74un... Nor ak74n...
No, it's blue itself
I have an idea :0
Eh, can ureally complain?
Yes.. bc i only get akun >::c
Buy the 120cm
Bet
Those eyes, I must contact the USMC and call in a mass raid
The perfect tool for kidnapping
THE MOUTH
That hole can be used for something else 😏
...
Like kidnapping?

Like kidnapping.....?
😏
...i don't think Soo...
Hell nah i stay with this thing
Ow ok sorry
I can use that hole as a way to remove live ammunition in my HK416
WOW WOW THERES NO NEED FOR THE 45
Yeah, shoot the internal organs of the blahaj
How long is the tail of that 120cm?
Abt as same from your foot to your hip
My gf needs something of that tail
You barely an inch long
How u know?
Exactly how?
😏
0////0 ohhhhh........WAIT WTF!
Woah woah woah
Pull the 45 idc anymore
Wtf going onn maannn
No.
U can't use my own spell against me, u filthy casual
Cursed Technique: Nuh Uh
Kiwi :3
Heaven Technique: Summons Jarku
Yum
.
Welp i think i can invite my girl to this server is peaceful enough -w-
Huh?
It's not your girl, it's Our
No
pulls out a 9 inch long
Say that again
Tell if im a rat but don't tell me im a rat:
Conditions are Met, With This Treasure I summon, Eight Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General, Mahoraga
Ma'am im not call "The honored one" for nothing
Dumdum
Shet vid not laod
If there is a hole, there is a goal, I cast uno reverse card
Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine
WOAH WOAH WOAH 😨
Powerful, must use against my gf
SCR3ENSHOTTED
BUDDY WTF
Bet
Reporting to mods
Mod assault in progress
He became the Honored One
The Honored One, starts playing
You know who else is the honored one?
Freaky
Wait wait i have the vid of it
Hey
Throughout Discord Servers and Mods, I alone am the Rule Breaker one
U can delete this once u see it enough
Meow
Fellas this guy is gay
...
We.know thats why we love him.
*mwa @hollow haven *
AYO I AIN'T LIKE YOU
Not like that
Like most of the time gay ppl can be good therapist
Bug off. Stay away from meehh
Please don’t repost that image
Just ping me
We know, that's why he's a fury
Fok to who i leave the family of blahjas if i die...?

@crude pasture
Since is 100% sure ill die the family of blahajs is yours
U get the 2nd family of blahajs
Nice
And u get my gun collection
So I'll be taking
The whole colletion is worth 100k
I worth 60mil
I take
Month of progress and many seasons of progress i got this far
was it worth...?
... probably not...
Worth 900M Koen
Trade?
Average random L
For what?
My acc?
I'm lvl 25, I can go to Lvl 30 easily
I don't need an account
But if you got something worth more
😔
I have. 28million koen?
Nah, if I have 2M
I would be fine
Give me something worth MORE
Uhhhhh.....
What is the og thing in ab.. 🤔...
There barely anything og from me...
If only i safe the gold rich chain from s1.. that's og...
Gaaahhhhhhh idkkk 😭
Thermal M110
Bruh I'm really gonna play again 💀💀💀
I got knowledge
Imagine not breaking out of the arena
Can I be gay for women?

I'll take this as a yes
The avg unit price is always wrong
ABMH Factional rigs has been discontinued from being sold for more than a week now, most likely to prevent players from buying it more and using it as storage Tetris for valueble stuff which could result in losses when the wipe happens
Wait can you even do abm in off topic
It off topic²
Chat am i cooking or schizophrenic
Effective range
Past 70% bullet penetration is affected
Past 100% bullet drop is affected
Example
Effective range
100m, penetration drops past 70m. Over 100m bullet begins to drop
50m, penetration drops past 35m. Over
50m bullet begins to drop
Firepower and muzzle velocity
The higher the stats the more damage, the less the stats the less damage granted to the bullets base damage.
(Stats come from the barrel)
Bullets against armor
(Medium fire power)(shots are at chest)
Same tier armor same tier bullet, bullet damage is slightly reduced.
ex: pp(t3), a1(t4), 3 pp to t3, 3-4 a1 to t4
If the bullet is 1tier higher than armor it will do its base damage.
ex: a1(t4) kills in 2 to t3
If the bullet is 2 tiers, damage is slightly increased.
Ex: lps(t4) kills t2 and under in 1
There is an ab short that explains effective distance, i just copied that, and firepower and muzzle velocity can be tested in range especially with mosin, or scar (medium fire power) and mini14 (high fire power)
Bullet to armor can also be tested in range
Schizo ramblings have leveled me up to rank 3
The before and after of my picture going to the bathroom remains the same but i weigh 1 pounds less
I just told my chat group that maybe this gun would be good if it was in AB and they kicked me out for no reason :((
Pool water tast spicy
If you were food you'd last me a month 
Tug of war with razor wire
Not again💀🙏
Again again
I put a blade of grass under my fingernail but my friend pulled on it and it cut under my finger nail
I drank mud once, it was unpleasant, so i drank a strawberry milkshake
If i like to press on my bruises and peel scabs does that make me a masochist
I need new glasses holy.
Almost got the serial killer beginings, i may or may not have killed an animal as a child
Hey. Why this message get deleted?
Daily reminder to yall
This sucks
💀 dam bro just came out the womb
Game will closed service at 11:00pm
Wheres that one video where a sunflower pinned down a guy
Say goodbye to ts5 pp19 self revive pp19 groza
badum badum badum
groza still exists tho.
Damn i know that video but dont got it
wound clotting injection is a W
There it is
I gotchu bro
"Ill protect you" He quite possibly, and literally failed to protect them
Couldn't be me in ab
I was in Sewage Station in Northridge, i had my sniper out, protecting my homies from far away
They said to me "Any enemies nearby?"
I said "Nah, i got you fam"
6 seconds later i get killed by an ace...and my other teammates died
Comedy
That's the funniest thing i heard today
My rat kit includes famas and helmet rig and backpack from deke, and spec ops i go
I asked my teammates to get my bag, SKS, and MP5 mags, i already have an MP5 in storage
8 seconds later, dead
You sent him to his death
💀💀
Them, we were a 3 man squad
It was much better in Duo
I died to a SCAR user
Dude, we are against only 1 guy
Bruh
W scar win
Eeeeeeeeee
Scar is pretty controllable and long range and great accuracy, although its bullets and rpm
My MP5 and SKS were T5 ammo
Our enemy used T3

They used T3 gear
I aimed at their heads with my MP5
I was so lucky
The gear i used was a fake one
But its still sad to see the sniper rifle i used to be gone
Bruh what's lucky bout that
I meant, i was lucky i didnt bring my main gear
Ahhh
I was gonna save my big gear for a big event that my friend would invite me without telling
Wuh
Anyways, im gonna play Roblos, bye
New S9 attachments
What
HOLY CRAP GBRS AND URG-I!! 1! 1!! 1
Is not surprised
That railing is still disgusting
The riser?
Always 💀
Yes
I think it's okay, I thought it was ugly at first but I'm used to it
H4 barrel already released S8
It looks rather questionable at best
Oh bruh
"Tactical"
Definitely
Wtf are those muzzles?
New CN attachment is 🗑️🗑️
The damn suppressor is the bullet itself
Except M4/P90/FAL
One is a suppressor and the other one is muzzle break
I see that
But what the hell are those designs?
Muzzle brake is more 💀
The damn suppressor do be looking like a 20mm shell
XD
Looks like a hollow hammer
Russian Pbs4
Cursed
How
The suppressor look like coca cola bottle
New M110 Handguard
Of course
Another PBS upgrade
Now that's a 7.62x51 AR15
Nah you're wrong
Nah
The ar15 is actually based of the AR10 so technically the ar15 is a 5.56 ar10
T_T
Didn't you get the joke?
Sight over bore must be crazy
Same
Mfs think that trying to aim for 10 seconds is tactical
Famas grenade launcher
Now put a M203 under it
Bro I'm found this online 💀
P e r f e c t
I made this myself, just so you know, none of these parts are actually obtainable, I just edited it.
OTs-14 but uhh.... Erm....
That looks awesome
MK-18 URG-I
Funny how the carry handle is glowing

I need team
I don't like urgi, ris ii still the goat, quad rail for life.
Plz
Preference, i say the RIS II is also pretty
Ugly ahh
Did you have this
I want these animations but not on a gold gun please
Yes
At least I have this skin
You bought it?
Yes
I killed it
Wrong Armor
And tf put RPD like that when it has bipod
This is the real life experience of a US Ranger
@cosmic oar #657622837695348787 message me when? I guess never
lol
Guys , Why don't we wear water bottles on the vests
Knifes will bounce off
Cus most od the players use Basic knife
That does slashesh
stabbing:
As I said
Most of the pepole use basic knife
So they only slash
But when someone uses like a Ice Pick
Then is a problem
basic knife? and not standard combat issued knifes? you mention vests, so your referring to battle related scenarios
unless you are randomly attacked by a random civilian
Gotta wear it in UK
Hello
hi
1: most people will stab with intent to kill, and thus will penetrate the water bottle.
2: it's strapped to u, so unless there is water inside most of the force will be pushed aginst u, and u will feal the force of the stab.
3: gun.
4: most people will aim for chest, but they will also aim for 'arms, legs, thighs, armpits, head, neck' using a water bottle in these places will do nothing.
5: when people slash they also stab like this: -》|(up arrow) they put force to slash and push the knife in, to cause light bleeding.
Conclusion: if u wanna die drenched in water use it.
You are no fun dawg 😔
Is my phone is available on s5?
Being real vs fun is better tbh, like sand won't stop a bullet, but will lessen the impact on the body
Morinin lads.
Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, May I take your Order Please?
#📸┃screenshots message
How rich would the first guy be? (Asking for a friend)
Idk how rich was germony in ww2?
K
Let me get
Umm..
BigMac and Fries with sprite
With pleasure, that'll be 49.99$!
Lost like 700k+ loots in TV FZ because of this guy
Bro is there anyway to try to get my ban lifted i went to the arena breakout website it said i was banned 10yr for cheating
Have bad news about producer in. Ab
Now old producer just resign
Now new producer no data about name yet is gonna replace
I don't want this game do be a call of fantasy
And guess what
Arena breakout gonna collab with ultra man💀
Why follow pubg path😭
Sorry, We're closed, Thanks for the 50 bucks