🐴┃off-topic-chat

[elder charm]

INTRESTING THING

Game needs more Voice actors

Like you can also chose Voice for a player

[grand plume]

Rahhh

[sand comet]

Rahhh your awake

[grand plume]

Yes

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-pvz-pea-gif-14938656493184412278

[sand comet]

Level E is fraud, i used most of those weapons on players and it worked

[oblique falcon]

wait i forgot scar is cheap af, ill put it in D in highest one

There i updated it

[ashen basalt]

freaky soap bottle

[sand comet]

My mom bought this 😭😭🙏

[ashen basalt]

wut even is that

[grand plume]

VK 100.01

M4A3E8

[swift parrot]

Freaky bob

Spunch bob

What else?

[sleek pelican]

rate my profile bruvs

[smoky mesa]

10

[swift parrot]

100

W profile

[smoky mesa]

Real

[pine token]

guys i need to fix a broken limb

[sleek pelican]

thanks yall

[umbral fractal]

@weary edge I'd trust this tier list before I trust yours

[elder charm]

Eggman Miku better , But still nice

[weary edge]

what

What are you trying to tell me

[umbral fractal]

Exactly what it sounds like

[weary edge]

ok cool

now explain

I literally don’t get what you tryna tell ne

[stable fractal]

@weary edge

[sleek pelican]

this has to biased against CDIS

[umbral fractal]

Ax50 isn't trash

It's the gear fear that makes it bad

I rest my case

[eager schooner]

Ax50 is good if your only good with snipers..

But id say just use a scar with a foldable stock run 0-hero and put it in your case when about to die....

[weary edge]

and I thought you unlocked

[stable fractal]

What is bro typing so long?

[umbral fractal]

I am neutral

[weary edge]

nah

[karmic talon]

If you wondering why I typed so long because I am making this a bit detailed (I think) so if your device is 6GB or 5GB below then do not play this game. I'm not making this up I swear

[stable fractal]

[stable fractal]

My phone 💪

[karmic talon]

Oh no...

I swear i just speaking about my problem with arena breakout

[umbral fractal]

Was the dishes joke necessary when sharing problem?

[karmic talon]

No

[oblique falcon]

Don't worry, CDIS Will get a better one than B next season

[umbral fractal]

Please be careful next time

[karmic talon]

OK. I just wait until I got a new phone

[sleek pelican]

M249 will redeem CDIS.

[umbral fractal]

With the 35 ergo? Idk man

[sleek pelican]

doesn't matter to me🗣️🗣️

I will bring a full 2 FA commander chest rigs filled with m855 and M249 to just shoot everyone

[oblique falcon]

i forgot was the m249 had Other rear grip?

[sleek pelican]

I wont be using lasers anyway

[umbral fractal]

Goes from 35 to 37 , not bad

[sleek pelican]

Hm...how about i'll be using the tan holo aswell... how good would that become?

[umbral fractal]

40+

[stable fractal]

This goes literally hard

[oblique falcon]

Olofmeister
coldzera
s1mple
fnatic 4 awps
dosia
Adam Friberg
Boost (fnatic)

[stable fractal]

Cold

Literally wiped out everyone by jump sniping with the Awp, it's literally a legendary

[fringe echo]

Imagine full auto ar30

[oblique falcon]

Goddamn true

[stable fractal]

I will always use that Graffiti of olofmeist cuz it goes literally hard for me

Seeing that Graffiti literally shed my tears

And gave me goosebumps watching him play

[eager schooner]

Bruh do I look sexy?

[grand plume]

Damn

[eager schooner]

My rizz atm😅

[fringe echo]

Look a the gun that show not that guy holding

[eager schooner]

🤨

Looks like a nailgun and a uzi had a baby

But the uzi cheated on the nailgun with a bee

Or something

👀

[sullen jay]

Off topic rahhh

Cooking with 60 pity

[pure canyon]

Meanwhile porrero in my roleplay server

[sullen jay]

Huh

[pure canyon]

Blue

I literally hate my previous teamate

They just abandoned me but i survived

[elder charm]

Guys , Guys

Idea

Ash-12 in AB

Rifle for a 12.7×55mm

[oblique falcon]

what is that game rozy

[sullen jay]

Wuthering wave

[grand plume]

Geomy das

[cyan nacelle]

man i hate it when 3 AGM-65 'Mavericks' are launched at my house while im playing arena

such an inconvenience

[past kiln]

Hey guys check out the screenshot i did

[umbral fractal]

Relatives

[lost cape]

I hab 56 pity no changli yet big sad

[grand plume]

Ya

[sullen jay]

Keep pushing

I was losing hope at 50 pull

After doing some TOA I did the final last pull and lo and behold

[lost cape]

guaranteed to pull changli, lost 50/50 on jinhsi banner to ice mf smhsmh

[elder charm]

I gonna teach you who is the king 😾

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-pvz-pea-gif-14938656493184412278

[sullen jay]

That lil cat mofo stole my yinlin but I made a come back ong

[lost cape]

pity 56 on Chara banner
pity 42 on weapon banner

I hope that I can reach lv 45 faster

needs R2 cosmic ripples for encore

[umbral fractal]

Us after extracting fr

@lost cape

[fringe echo]

Μan my other server argument about ak or m4 16 carbine is the worst in irl

[lost cape]

wait until bro knows that

life isn't all about skibidi toilet

[fringe echo]

Now argument end only quiet

I guess of them get muted

I guess this make we have more freedom for gunsmith

[ashen aurora]

Bro is so lucky

[normal grove]

Spaceballs helmet is always sexy.

[normal grove]

That is the hardest thing I've seen in awhile.

[fringe echo]

I think they should move ajax to Amory after s5 faction war ends

Ajax only control barn spawn in lockdown and restricted zone

[slate berry]

.44 LFNP

Base Damage

98

Penetration

23

Pierce Level

2

Armor Damage

8

Initial Bullet Velocity

450

Accuracy

1

Horizontal Recoil Control

4

Vertical Recoil Control

2

Chance to Wound

Medium

.44 SJHP

Base Damage

80

Penetration

35

Pierce Level

3

Armor Damage

13

Initial Bullet Velocity

434

Accuracy

2

Horizontal Recoil Control

2

Vertical Recoil Control

1

Chance to Wound

Low

[cyan nacelle]

guy how do these discord ranks work

[still cedar]

You yap

You yapped more than 500 times, you got rank 1

[cyan nacelle]

how many more times do i need to yap to get rank 2

[still cedar]

I am guessing 1500

Or more

Maybe more

[cyan nacelle]

i can make a living out of this

[still cedar]

No

You only get the privilege if you reach rank 4

Image permission in general chat 🥶

[cyan nacelle]

real

[gleaming ingot]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGenGtmcT/

[past kiln]

Yo guys check out the screenshots i made btw second screenshot look like pfp

[molten spruce]

Does anyone have incursion red river

[cyan nacelle]

is this a game

[past kiln]

Yes it is

[cyan nacelle]

whats it called?

[past kiln]

Flat zombies on mobile

[cyan nacelle]

ok thanks

[past kiln]

You're welcome

Oh and another screenshot

[cyan nacelle]

it looks i cant get it on iphone

welp

[past kiln]

If you want to play it you can play it on bluestacks

[cyan nacelle]

ok

[past kiln]

The controls are simple

[elfin abyss]

@supple hemlock 2 player princess tycoon when 😢

[full parcel]

Bro... My phones dying😭🙏

[grim shoal]

ALL AND EVERYONE ARE WELCOME TO JOIN ME AND WATCH MY EXPERIENCES PLAYING SRENA BREAKOUT MOBILE WEEK 3….

1 OF THEE ONLY ENGLISH CANADIAN 🇨🇦TO STREAM THIS LIVE ON TWITCH SO MAKES IT A RATHER SPECIAL N UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY 😎👍 TDOT_DEEJAY IS MY TWITCH IVE BEEN REALLY ENJOYING THIS GAME THANK YOU ALL FOR THE KIND WELCOME N SUPPORT ALREADY GOOD LUCK RAIDING OUT THERE 😎👍

[slate berry]

7.62x39mm LP

Base Damage

60

Penetration

13

Pierce Level

1

Armor Damage

3.2

Initial Bullet Velocity

720

Accuracy

1

Horizontal Recoil Control

4

Vertical Recoil Control

2

Chance to Wound

Medium

[exotic comet]

question.. im rank 51 in season, if i buy the upgrade package for €10, do i get 30 ranks still (premium starts rank 30)

[stable fractal]

it gives you a 30 rank boost but im not sure if it helps it boost you battlepass after you have passed the 30 ranks

[exotic comet]

yeah thats what i was wondering

[dusty aurora]

I was an operator like you…

Then I took a bullet to the knee.

[dusty aurora]

Ok…

[crude pasture]

I
AM
BACK
FROM
UNJUSTIFIED
MUTE

LESS GOOOOO

but I'm still stuck with this pfp, eeeeeeeeeeee

[sand comet]

Now how did you get the challenge??

That pfp suits you ngl

[crude pasture]

These kind of things

[keen ivy]

@crude pasture why did u get muted

[crude pasture]

I'm already feminine enough, no need to get moar than that

[crude pasture]

Spreading the virus

[keen ivy]

Tf u mean

[crude pasture]

Iykyk

[keen ivy]

No I don’t

Elaborate

[sand comet]

If he gets old enough, he'll know

[crude pasture]

But still, if I get muted for posting unrelated stuff in a channel I haven't post it yet, that's just unfair

[crude pasture]

Real

[sand comet]

Btw that image is from Rule 3-

[crude pasture]

SHUSH

[sand comet]

[cyan nacelle]

unreal

[sand comet]

It wouldn't be bad if I wore a much much worse Hen related pfp right?

[cyan nacelle]

no idea

[sand comet]

I'll get the most disgusting pfp man have hever known

[cyan nacelle]

ok

tell me when you find it lol

[crude pasture]

I triple dog dare you to use this for 1 day

[cyan nacelle]

zoo wee mama

[keen ivy]

How would you know…

[keen ivy]

Dawg why u have that💀

[crude pasture]

Edit reason, my friend need it for a vid

[keen ivy]

…

[sand comet]

My gf wouldn't like that, and she uses a similar pfp of her

[crude pasture]

Show

[keen ivy]

.

💀💀💀💀

[sand comet]

ermmm

[crude pasture]

I can give u a matching pfp if I know what is it

[cyan nacelle]

stalking chat rn

[sand comet]

Hell no she will crush me if I ever use a female pfp

[crude pasture]

ok, genderbend of the said character?

Just give me the name of the character

[sand comet]

Errr

[sand comet]

Ooh?

[polar gorge]

Ngl sounds like y’all are talkin about sum messed up stuff

[cyan nacelle]

most likely

[keen ivy]

Just shhh and stalk chat

[crude pasture]

Nah, you're trippin

[sand comet]

Go back to London british boy

[cyan nacelle]

real

[polar gorge]

Lmao stalk chat got me there

[cyan nacelle]

[keen ivy]

🗣️🔥

[sand comet]

FILIAN NOOO

[keen ivy]

Ok continue @crude pasture and @sand comet

[cyan nacelle]

yes

i need entertainment!!!!

[polar gorge]

Actually I’m American and In the United States Navy so try me pedo

[keen ivy]

Ong

[crude pasture]

Oh you're like around seamen?

[sand comet]

Just like our deals 😎

[keen ivy]

Huh

[polar gorge]

Better looking ones than you

[crude pasture]

i c

[sand comet]

Tell me your with your Admiral by port side and ill leave you alone

[cyan nacelle]

this is peak Netflix fr

[keen ivy]

Bro loves his fellow seamen

[keen ivy]

Better than 💯💯💯🗣️🔥

[cyan nacelle]

🗣️

[sand comet]

If you didnt say fellow i would be happy

[crude pasture]

He likes his seamen fr fr

[sand comet]

@crude pasture is it true you can find a gender bend character

[crude pasture]

If it exist, then it exist

[cyan nacelle]

this text is confirmed by existence 👍👍

[crude pasture]

Internet is a wild place

Like we're completely stranger talking each other about some goofy shi

[sand comet]

Around the darkest corners you will find everything that you need

[crude pasture]

Literally

[sand comet]

Find me a genderbend of me

[red ibex]

Whats difference between Sh18,kss2 and O2? (They all have same durability but different tiers?)

[cyan nacelle]

chat is this real

[crude pasture]

Google Cam, be my guide

[crude pasture]

Your pfp is too small, send it in Dms

[keen ivy]

Awww

@cyan nacelle I think it’s over😞

[sand comet]

You don't wanna know what our DMs look like

[red ibex]

Guys fire or nah

[keen ivy]

Trust me I probably have worse

[cyan nacelle]

aw man 😔😔

[crude pasture]

Literally, it's just hell

[red ibex]

Port bots 💀

[sand comet]

Look, you got what you wanted, and i got mine

[keen ivy]

Mine is… let’s just say it stuff that would happen at the diddy party

[crude pasture]

That's the end of the deal, nothing more

[crude pasture]

Pause, wat

[cyan nacelle]

you guys DO NOT want to see what my friend group's discord server has

[keen ivy]

Unpause

U heard me

[sand comet]

Oh so you think our dealership has ended?

[keen ivy]

LEAK DMS

[cyan nacelle]

leak!!!

[keen ivy]

LEAK DMS

[crude pasture]

That unless you want to extend it

[cyan nacelle]

extended deal warranty fr

[keen ivy]

LEAK DMS💯

[keen ivy]

💀

[red ibex]

Did you guys watch the AB event on china cuz heres what doss looked like

[sand comet]

I could be your contact 😎

[crude pasture]

Fill Evita Spot fr fr

[cyan nacelle]

real

[sand comet]

Frr

[red ibex]

Evita getting replaced by kevin Hart

[sand comet]

I could be the contact that no one asked for

[keen ivy]

Y u not accept my friend request~ u not wanna be my friend

[cyan nacelle]

o wat

[keen ivy]

Good boy

[cyan nacelle]

didnt notice it lol

[crude pasture]

And yet will be meta cuz your trade are just mind boggling

[cyan nacelle]

uh sir

this is an arby's

[keen ivy]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

[sand comet]

Fr fr

[keen ivy]

Bruh

[sand comet]

I can say it better

[keen ivy]

2 steps ahead

[keen ivy]

Prove

[crude pasture]

Same vibe

[cyan nacelle]

theres a difference between good boy and good girl

[keen ivy]

Yeah

[cyan nacelle]

one is considered weird, the other gay

[sand comet]

"Your a good boy, and you'll be like that~ :)" Smth like that idk I don't wanna do the full thing here

[keen ivy]

Tf dawg 😭

[crude pasture]

Next bit:
pan hitting noise

[cyan nacelle]

bro cooked a bit too much

[keen ivy]

🗣️🔥

[scarlet gazelle]

i love kino rahhhh

[cyan nacelle]

hahahahaha look i killed this guy- 5.45x39 enters skull

[keen ivy]

Real

[scarlet gazelle]

i ever told yall when me and my buddy keith went to our local farm, he tried to light up cow fart, over 95% burns over his body

[crude pasture]

but it refused

[ SS Chara theme starts to play]

[cyan nacelle]

real tho

[crude pasture]

TRUE

[keen ivy]

Best song (top 50)

[scarlet gazelle]

freaky discord

[crude pasture]

Asgore theme +moving mountain ost = best song

[cyan nacelle]

off topic chat got freaky

[sand comet]

Rn I'm a former feminine boy and now a dog to some woman who can turn me into a pancake, what did I get? Good abilities 😎

[cyan nacelle]

uh

[crude pasture]

Ah, u finally admitted to be a former feminine boy, screenshotted

[scarlet gazelle]

My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there. He screamed for an entire YEAR every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man. At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man.

[sand comet]

I still did crimes back in Afghanistan and Vietnam to unarmed civilians

[cyan nacelle]

what

[crude pasture]

Not even Geneva convention can stop u

[scarlet gazelle]

my buddy keith

[cyan nacelle]

uhuh

crazy discovery @sand comet

[scarlet gazelle]

virgin geneva suggestion fan vs chad geneva convention enjoyer

[cyan nacelle]

real?

[sand comet]

Jesus died for our sins, there is no way we will survive his wrath in the next 1000 years

[scarlet gazelle]

I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made home made bumper car ride with riding mowers in his back yard? Mower blade wounds over ninety percent of his body. I didn't run him over, either. He somehow managed to fall under his own.

[crude pasture]

wat

[cyan nacelle]

lets hope i dont get warned for this

[sand comet]

Damn

[cyan nacelle]

so anywa-

[crude pasture]

The animator cooked this one

[scarlet gazelle]

One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. He went camping and didn't bother to read the signs, and I guess they were just testing bombs that day. All sorts of stuff too, not just regular bombs. Like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that break up in the air into like a hundred smaller bombs

[sand comet]

Make a female F-16

[sand comet]

How is Keith still alive??

[crude pasture]

insert commission to Daebom

[scarlet gazelle]

ofc, he is my buddy keith

[sand comet]

I forgot

[sand comet]

Where did you meet him???

[scarlet gazelle]

new orleans

[cyan nacelle]

NO!!! NOT HIM! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!

[scarlet gazelle]

leaving the daebom community was for good

[crude pasture]

new images in Daebom's Paetron, it sets to NSFW

[sand comet]

If there's a female F-16, I would ride

[cyan nacelle]

guys whats your favorite jet fighter

i like the F/A-18C

[sand comet]

There's a lot for me

[scarlet gazelle]

i like my f86

[sand comet]

Are helicopters allowed?

[cyan nacelle]

sure

[crude pasture]

ME 262

[cyan nacelle]

my favorite helicopter is the sea stallion

or ka-52

[scarlet gazelle]

i love my ukrainian mi24

[cyan nacelle]

nice

[sand comet]

I would pretend that my favorite is the AH-64D apache, but it's a lie, it's the UH-60 Blackhawk, I would fly it while my friend with a Cheytac Sniper use it in the air sniping people

[crude pasture]

This is the unjustified mute that got me tripping, my appeal only reduce it to a day

[scarlet gazelle]

Hey, y'all, yeah, I like this bridge you got. You know, this reminds me my buddy Keith and I were once on a bridge just like this, man. Well, kinda, I mean, I was on the bridge and Keith was sure he could jump the river without the bridge, so I raised the bridge and well... Did you know cars can float? I mean, for a little while at least..

[cyan nacelle]

the 64d is tad bit too overrated, nice pick

[scarlet gazelle]

should we really be freaky?

[cyan nacelle]

is it really worth it i wonder

[scarlet gazelle]

i LOVE the news chopper

they always survive in movies

[cyan nacelle]

yea until a massive nuclear bomb sets them off course

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-pvz-pea-gif-14938656493184412278

[scarlet gazelle]

whats yalls fav boat? heres mine

[cyan nacelle]

arleigh burke

[sand comet]

Every once in a while, this person shows up showing a peashooter being sturdy, daily reminder that we have to hit the griddy

[cyan nacelle]

i just realized ellis might be yapping about l4d2 stuff

[scarlet gazelle]

bro finally got the reference

[cyan nacelle]

yes

the boat told me everything

[sand comet]

Does it include warships and battleships?

[scarlet gazelle]

yes

literally everything that can float

[sand comet]

USS Missouri

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-joe-ellen-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-griddy-gif-5530793974215240260

[keen ivy]

What did I miss

[scarlet gazelle]

freak bazaar

[cyan nacelle]

whats your favorite fighter jet and boat

[keen ivy]

See

[scarlet gazelle]

imma head out

[sand comet]

She kinda chill with it tho

[keen ivy]

Aww*

[keen ivy]

JAS39 grippen and the USS Arkansas

[cyan nacelle]

w picks tho

[sand comet]

Bros fast

[keen ivy]

Bc Arkansas I live there or something

[cyan nacelle]

rral

[keen ivy]

Self dox

[oblique falcon]

Of course ellen griddy

[cyan nacelle]

in that case, my favorite boat is the USS pennsylvania

[sand comet]

My other favorite boat can be the USS Ticonderoga/Philippines Sea

[keen ivy]

O

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-peter-griffin-happy-family-guy-peter-griffin-happy-happy-happy-gif-27583723

[sand comet]

The helldivers need you rn

[keen ivy]

Or I could like the F-111 depending

[sand comet]

Because it's a stealth jet, I barely know anything of it

[keen ivy]

No

[cyan nacelle]

its an attack aircraft i think

bombs

[keen ivy]

It’s literally if the F-4 and the F-14 had a baby

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-nails-office-gif-8469474852216868712

[cyan nacelle]

FF--414

[keen ivy]

No

[sand comet]

If ai tried to make an art with the name TF 141:

[keen ivy]

Rizz a Skibidy

[cyan nacelle]

mods, decapitate this man

[keen ivy]

Me and my rat

[sand comet]

Ong, skibidy rizz livvy rn, I can fanum tax you like Kai cenat

[keen ivy]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/peashooter-funny-laughing-laugh-pvz-gif-27007773

[sand comet]

Skibidi Ohio: Malevolent Brainrot 🙏

[keen ivy]

🗣️🔥

[frigid saddle]

Thy end is now!

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-skibidi-toilet-jumpscare-skibidi-jumpscare-scary-skibidi-gif-3052949629825843595

[sand comet]

Throughout Skibid and Ohio, I alone am the sigma one

[cyan nacelle]

Prepare thyself!

[keen ivy]

😰

[frigid saddle]

DIE

[cyan nacelle]

CRUSH!

[keen ivy]

NO LARPING

[frigid saddle]

Casual gun collection

[cyan nacelle]

esto es 🔥

[sand comet]

Goes hard 🔥

[cyan nacelle]

Expansión de Dominio: Vacío Infinito

cheese.

i saw that.

[sand comet]

Oh no wall hopper Expansion 😭

[keen ivy]

Nuh

[cyan nacelle]

bro im dominican 😭😭😭

[keen ivy]

😰

Don’t eat me please

[sand comet]

Mods, call Border Police!!!

[keen ivy]

🔥

[cyan nacelle]

maybe i will

[sand comet]

Green Card Revoked

[keen ivy]

It already was gone

Illegal

[sand comet]

Not a sigma

@cyan nacelle Skibid Realm!

[keen ivy]

GRRRR, YES I AM

[sand comet]

Not you

[keen ivy]

O

Huh

So I’m sigma?

[sand comet]

@cyan nacelle Gomen, Aerial R

[sand comet]

Yes

[keen ivy]

Good

[cyan nacelle]

apology accepted

[sand comet]

I'm the honored one btw

[keen ivy]

HEAT

can’t pen anything

[cyan nacelle]

real

[cyan nacelle]

ok go/jo

[keen ivy]

The round it shot is called HEAT

…

[cyan nacelle]

High Explosive Anti Tank

[scarlet gazelle]

My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face.

[sand comet]

High Explosive Anti Tank

[keen ivy]

Yeah

[sand comet]

APFSDS

[keen ivy]

EVERYONE STOP TALKING FOR A SECOND SO I CAN READ

[sand comet]

Armor Piercing Fin-Stabalized Discarded Sabo

[keen ivy]

Eh

[scarlet gazelle]

i ever tell you about my buddy keith

[keen ivy]

I screenshot the one about the cow fart 😭😭😭

[stable fractal]

my cat is trying to get in my bath im in

[scarlet gazelle]

that one i made up

[cyan nacelle]

yes ellis, you have

[keen ivy]

Ik

But still

[scarlet gazelle]

Okay.

[keen ivy]

It’s funny

[sand comet]

Um, I don't think your cat wants to pee

[stable fractal]

how do u live in a graveyard..

[keen ivy]

@cyan nacelle edge

[cyan nacelle]

edge

[scarlet gazelle]

its my buddy keith dude

[stable fractal]

shes trying to jump in

[keen ivy]

Edge

[cyan nacelle]

edge

[sand comet]

That cat wants something more..

[lost cape]

Lord of the rings

[stable fractal]

who keithh

[scarlet gazelle]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith snuck into a wedding? He thought he was being smart getting all dressed up and like...but it seems the preacher wasn't there and they thought he was the preacher and, well, he married them the best he could. I think that counts for them being married but, I don't know, maybe not

[stable fractal]

she might attack me.

[keen ivy]

Obsidian edge

[stable fractal]

i still dunno who keith is but cool

[cyan nacelle]

Netherite edge

[lost cape]

rings of Lord the

[sand comet]

Not attack, that cat of yours is becoming freakishly zesty

[keen ivy]

I’ll edge u

[cyan nacelle]

i think he needs to tell you a bit more about keith

[sand comet]

Horh??

[cyan nacelle]

woah back off there bucko

[lost cape]

the Lord rings of

[scarlet gazelle]

This one time, my buddy Keith, on a DARE, got a tattoo: "I'm a moron" right across his forehead, man. 'Course, he made two hundred bucks off that, so...you ask yourself: Who's the REAL moron, huh?

[sand comet]

I don't think they know about Keith

[cyan nacelle]

perhaps not

[stable fractal]

okay but she just walked in.. and made a splash..

[cyan nacelle]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[lost cape]

Skibidi

[sand comet]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

whos keith

[sand comet]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[keen ivy]

Keith

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

nuh

[sand comet]

It's Keith

[sand comet]

@scarlet gazelle tell em about Keith

[scarlet gazelle]

this is goin to hell in a basket

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[cyan nacelle]

"Ellis, if I listen to this, will this be the last one?" -nick

[scarlet gazelle]

This one time, my buddy Keith started up a historic tour, on account of his mom took him to Colonial Williamsburg, and it's like a license to print money at them places. Now you might ask yourself how an honest attempt to recreate the majesty of Colonial times turned into raccoon fights at five bucks a pop in Keith's backyard, ha-ha. Man, the answer to that particular question is that Keith is sharing a place with his two brothers and them being a******* who wouldn't let them do it anywhere but the backyard; well, add that to Keith didn't technically have any, y'know, history to put on display, but he did have a whole family of raccoons living in the chassis of an old car and you'd begin to understand

[supple hemlock]

Ok

[lost cape]

Ok

[keen ivy]

EVERYONE QUITE FOR A SEC

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-pvz-pea-gif-14938656493184412278

[cyan nacelle]

"Ellis? Why don't you just tell us this in the chopper?"

[sand comet]

Fellas...
did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[scarlet gazelle]

i am a one man cheeseburger apocalypse

[stable fractal]

my cat so cute

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[cyan nacelle]

did you ever tell them about your buddy keith?

[lost cape]

Keith is a mystery

[sand comet]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[keen ivy]

did you ever tell them about your buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

fat cat

[scarlet gazelle]

Ew spitter goo

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

and WHO IS KEIUYTT AND WHERE DO I MEET HIM

[scarlet gazelle]

new orleans

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[sand comet]

It's Keith

[stable fractal]

IM NOT GOING THERE

[keen ivy]

Well u won’t see Keith

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

yes

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

keith sounds like a nice guy

[sand comet]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[scarlet gazelle]

"Yo, my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah, see, he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, like a dead bear, so Keith gets out his car to find a stick to poke at it right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case, they were hungry, and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin' what they thought was a bear carcass, 'cause as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, 'cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. He fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time, a boat came, bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen."

[lost cape]

Joe

[cyan nacelle]

i wonder, did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[stable fractal]

im hungry

[supple hemlock]

Eat

[frigid saddle]

Zzzzz...

[stable fractal]

and my cat is swiming in my bath

[cyan nacelle]

chat is this the strat of the year

[stable fractal]

[supple hemlock]

New meta

[frigid saddle]

Carrr

[scarlet gazelle]

wrong keith story

[frigid saddle]

?

[stable fractal]

my car sometimes joins me in my showers

and drinks the water and meows

[frigid saddle]

Does it bite?

[scarlet gazelle]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith made sushi? Yeah, his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn't want to go, but he turned out he LOVED it, man. But it's like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures, "Hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed," right? As it turns out, it's hard. Now, they say experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith's brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get 'em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and he doesn't recognize his own brother Paul no more.

[sand comet]

Ellis, did you ever tell them about your buddy Keith?

[stable fractal]

she scratches

[supple hemlock]

Lowkey they taking away my rights fr

[keen ivy]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[scarlet gazelle]

Okay. Coach.

[cyan nacelle]

Guys, are you sure he already told them about his budy keith?

[keen ivy]

Guys who can get on rn

[sand comet]

did he ever tell you about his buddy keith?

[idle plover]

Damn it help my introvert soul can't,its new class today and ppl seem having friends and talking meanwhile me rotten in chair

[frigid saddle]

Creatures of steal...

[keen ivy]

I’m going to make u alive’nt

[sand comet]

We can be your friends 😎👍
Just give us 2M koen

[scarlet gazelle]

Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!

[idle plover]

;--;

sheeto

[sand comet]

What happened to Keith

[lost cape]

can i get a doritos for 5$

[cyan nacelle]

give me t6 armor and ill be your friend totally

[sand comet]

It's 20$

[keen ivy]

Bye guys, I’m off to dilly dally and go aliven’t someone

[sand comet]

eyb

[lost cape]

Skibidi

[scarlet gazelle]

"I could go for a BBQ bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie."

[cyan nacelle]

alright buckaroo, be careful with those thingamajigs out there

[sand comet]

Get me a number 9

[scarlet gazelle]

some of the government, some of it is pretty corrupt - davey

[sand comet]

Coach???

[lost cape]

Did he ever told you

[stable fractal]

im like that too

[sand comet]

About what?

[scarlet gazelle]

I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops

[lost cape]

Keith

[scarlet gazelle]

talk to ellis

[vagrant bobcat]

Guys is this real 1ceStream?

[sand comet]

Ik Ellis's Buddy Keith

[cyan nacelle]

his buddy keitj

we all know keith

anyone who enters chat we must tell them about keith

[sand comet]

Oh yeaaa, his buddy Keith

[lost cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-joe-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-shark-girl-vibing-gif-9048704382666836535

[scarlet gazelle]

copypaste one from steam community

[stable fractal]

can i eat it

[scarlet gazelle]

Pills here!

Pills here

[cyan nacelle]

"My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"

[scarlet gazelle]

This is not the right time ellis

[vagrant bobcat]

This is prob bc I'm stupid but idk is this real 1ceStream?

[lost cape]

Creper

[supple hemlock]

My dog tweakin bro is sleeping in the middle of my bed

[scarlet gazelle]

aye thats my dog

[sand comet]

Ellis!

[stable fractal]

my cat is still swimming

[sand comet]

Let me ask, is your cat an orange ginger by any chance?

[scarlet gazelle]

"'Report unusual behavior'… 'Barricade your homes'… 'Avoid all contact with infected individuals'… 'Wait for official instructions'."

wait my ahh

[stable fractal]

OMG YES SHE IS KINDA BIG SHE LOOKS LIKE THISSS. i also have 7 cats ragh

but she is the one swimming

[scarlet gazelle]

is bro cartoon grandma

[sand comet]

Knew it, btw L number
I got more than 7

[scarlet gazelle]

with 7 cats

[stable fractal]

they still cuddle with me and cat pile on my legs when i sleep

[cyan nacelle]

bradley

[stable fractal]

[sand comet]

13 cats rn, but if I want to involve every cat my dad had to give away, it would be...

[stable fractal]

glowstick

[sand comet]

Jesus, I think the cats I had was past 30

[cyan nacelle]

hold on guys im gonna take a picture of my phone with my computer

[sand comet]

Sounds wrong

[stable fractal]

thats too much..

[cyan nacelle]

it is.

anyways

[sand comet]

Yk, im a cat person

I'm a cat lover, is what I meant

[stable fractal]

me too

me too

butbut i cant take care of 30 by myself

[sand comet]

I'm a cat lover, with an HK416 in my room to defend the cats

[sand comet]

Your just not prepared to be a Lvl 30 Premium Cat Owner

[cyan nacelle]

phone

its radioactive

[stable fractal]

waa..

[sand comet]

Holy damn you actually did it

[cyan nacelle]

yes

[final harness]

This mf will steal ur socks.

[sand comet]

I can take care of 100 cats or smth

[stable fractal]

maou

[cyan nacelle]

cant steal my socks if i alrealdy stole them

[sand comet]

My cat can beat yo cat up with paws at opps

[cyan nacelle]

im a dog person

[frigid saddle]

Car

[cyan nacelle]

i got a chihuaha

[stable fractal]

look at my other creature

[frigid saddle]

Thy car

[frigid saddle]

Lazy car

[final harness]

Oh no my heart stop.

[stable fractal]

hes a stupid car

[stable fractal]

y

[sand comet]

My cat beaten up every dog in existence, yours is next

[frigid saddle]

God damn

[stable fractal]

ima go too pool tomorrow

[cyan nacelle]

im going to introduce your cat to 5.45x39 PP

[frigid saddle]

Guuhh casrrr!!!!

[stable fractal]

car

[cyan nacelle]

rac

[sand comet]

My cats are trained like Porrero's men

[stable fractal]

cuddly cars

[cyan nacelle]

my dog is trained like a farm bot, he'll win fr

[frigid saddle]

Couple car

[sand comet]

Ermmm

[stable fractal]

heres a random video of this thing.

[cyan nacelle]

my friend just sent me this

[full parcel]

Anyone here uses a xiaomi device?

[scarlet gazelle]

this might be literally me

[sand comet]

My cats are affiliated with CDIS, im not

[cyan nacelle]

bro is that you

[stable fractal]

no

[scarlet gazelle]

ya

[stable fractal]

[cyan nacelle]

wow!!

[frigid saddle]

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up

[sand comet]

Um...
Not my phone but....

[scarlet gazelle]

seriously tho, ellis might be an older me

[cyan nacelle]

hahaha so funn- disapears

[final harness]

I did an experiment on my cats
Its say that if u wash your cat with a wet toothbrush it reminds them of their mom
God i feel like a monster...

[stable fractal]

[full parcel]

Hecate is too bad to be in the Arene breakout verse bro I’m slobbering dawg😭🙏

[stable fractal]

[sand comet]

Reminding them that the mother they lost was one of the many victims I had

[scarlet gazelle]

a hot corpse

[stable fractal]

WHAT THE

[cyan nacelle]

hol up

[stable fractal]

who jus has that

[sand comet]

Is that you wearing scuba gear 😭

[final harness]

Hows bikini bottom??

[cyan nacelle]

theres no spongebob, only dead bodies sadly

[stable fractal]

Hello little Children...

[sand comet]

Uhhh, I uhhh

[sand comet]

AH HELL NAH

[scarlet gazelle]

yooo

[crude pasture]

Still enjoying your nitro I c

[cyan nacelle]

maybe

[stable fractal]

im not little 6’2 is not little

[frigid saddle]

...

[crude pasture]

...

[stable fractal]

Tall asf

[final harness]

..

[frigid saddle]

Meow >::c

[sand comet]

5'4..

[cyan nacelle]

guys i found this in a suitcase how much koen is it worth

[crude pasture]

rowls

[frigid saddle]

Hisss! Meow!!

[sand comet]

Wth, no

[scarlet gazelle]

zis might be me

[stable fractal]

Why there's Furs in here 💀

[crude pasture]

ensued cat & dog fight

[stable fractal]

[frigid saddle]

Meow!! meow!!

[final harness]

Wait so im taller???

[stable fractal]

Dr.Disrespect is taller than anyone

[cyan nacelle]

is he dead?

[scarlet gazelle]

im looking like this rn

[stable fractal]

dr.diddy is very tall

[sand comet]

The cats I own are affiliated with CDIS, trained like Porerro's men, and are armed to the tooth with FALs..

[stable fractal]

Shaq do be looking 8ft tall

[stable fractal]

i think its teeth

[cyan nacelle]

sent this to my stepmom without context last friday

[stable fractal]

the eyevball..

[sand comet]

Sthu, im sending cats to raid you

[frigid saddle]

🦅

[scarlet gazelle]

really?

[cyan nacelle]

perhaps

[stable fractal]

Sending a vid that goes hard

[stable fractal]

ima go to your house and steal your bed to add to mine

[cyan nacelle]

ready or not lore

[sand comet]

That, sounds wrong..

[stable fractal]

the amount of svd kids in insurgency..

[scarlet gazelle]

god is gangsta

[sand comet]

Bro is seeing Rainbows

[scarlet gazelle]

lovin u is complicated

loving you is complicated

[stable fractal]

im taking your bed.. and adding it ontop of my bed to create a stack of 2 beds..

[scarlet gazelle]

lovin you is complicated

[cyan nacelle]

abnormality

[sand comet]

Still, sounds wrong....

[scarlet gazelle]

loving u is complicated

[stable fractal]

howwww

[final harness]

Ummmh ye he got the whole thing like literlly no catnip was left and he hasnt move for 20 mins

[stable fractal]

nuhuh

[final harness]

He aint seeing rainbows he is on a isekai💀💀

[sand comet]

Bro is seeing raaaiiinnnbooowwss

[neat kestrel]

Bunk bed is concerned

[scarlet gazelle]

mfs be tactically testicle while i do this

[sand comet]

Wrong wrong

[final harness]

What

[stable fractal]

[final harness]

Tf u said....?

[sand comet]

Wrong person

WRONG PERSON GOJO

[final harness]

Kms

[cyan nacelle]

real

[stable fractal]

Lmao

[sand comet]

I DIDNT MEAN YOU PING YOU, DONT HOLLOW PURPLE ME PLS

[neat kestrel]

Oh shoot drakes here run

[full parcel]

Very hot one indeed

[stable fractal]

[cyan nacelle]

were cooked

[scarlet gazelle]

my dream job

[sand comet]

Use your Domain

[scarlet gazelle]

i wanna be the dude on the right

[sand comet]

I will / you

[neat kestrel]

Carry your bed as well

[stable fractal]

my 2 beds

[final harness]

Go/ has fallen
/JO STANDS

[full parcel]

Is this based america chat⁉️

[neat kestrel]

Damn upper body and core strenght

[final harness]

"Remenber for who u fight" aah thing

[scarlet gazelle]

THIS is peak america

[cyan nacelle]

Domain Expansion: AGM-65D 'Maverick'

[stable fractal]

CHAT

[stable fractal]

yeh

[stable fractal]

oh

WAIT NO

[final harness]

Nuh uh

[cyan nacelle]

i can confirm this

[stable fractal]

CHAT!

[final harness]

NUH UH IM ALREADY IN A RELATION

[scarlet gazelle]

youre banned have a good night

[stable fractal]

waaaaaaaahhhhh

[final harness]

AND ILL BE LOYAL NO MATHER WHAT

[stable fractal]

Nahh you're banned

[final harness]

And this is forced i dont like a relation that is forced is wrong

[stable fractal]

im single but i afraid of gojo

[scarlet gazelle]

satoru gojo x reader ahh chat

[final harness]

And im afraid of u

[stable fractal]

gojo might kill me

[neat kestrel]

Hi single I'm dad

[cyan nacelle]

real?

[stable fractal]

[scarlet gazelle]

you take up 200 terabytes

[final harness]

Welp not really im nice with ppl and caring with friends

[stable fractal]

[neat kestrel]

Lmao

[stable fractal]

oh oki

[cyan nacelle]

sire, the AIM-120 AMRAAM isnt a sidewinder

[final harness]

Im gonna snap ur neck u.....
Nice lady

[cyan nacelle]

the AIM-9 is

[stable fractal]

That's blacklisted cuz y'all being so down bad on my stream

[sand comet]

Ah shoot, Wrong missile

[stable fractal]

im hungry

[neat kestrel]

Lmao other way to say dad and mom are banned

[scarlet gazelle]

my laptop is gonna crash because of you

[sand comet]

I never want to go to your stream, the second your on my screen my table broke

[stable fractal]

ima buy a burger

[stable fractal]

Mine now!

[neat kestrel]

Buy me as well

[cyan nacelle]

i thought of caseoh and went into a coma

[scarlet gazelle]

OFC

[stable fractal]

yayy lets have a burger together

[sand comet]

🤨

[stable fractal]

[stable fractal]

I want a number 9 large

A number 6 with extra cheese

[stable fractal]

wait did he mean buy him a burger or buy him

A number 7 with diet coke

[neat kestrel]

Burger buddies

[stable fractal]

And uhh buffet of waffles from the waffle house

oh yay burgers

[cyan nacelle]

hold on guys i got burgers

[final harness]

Idk i should leave my girl be happy with other dude rather than me i treat her like a queen but she isnt even happy what is wrong or am i wrong?

[stable fractal]

[neat kestrel]

Hamborger nation

[stable fractal]

Boogers*

[sand comet]

Get me a regular

[stable fractal]

rahh

[crude pasture]

Another victim have fallen

[neat kestrel]

Eyo!

[frigid saddle]

🤔

[stable fractal]

i think ur okay waa

[stable fractal]

Nuhhh

[loud elk]

Dam bro

[stable fractal]

British

[stable fractal]

nom

[loud elk]

I'm cooked 😭🙏🙏

[crude pasture]

R6M still alive?, damn

[stable fractal]

That's small

[final harness]

I promise her to be happy and if leaving me is what she needs ill not cry ill accept my fate and die alone.

[crude pasture]

You're already cooked, heck, you're well done

[loud elk]

It's in beta lol

[sand comet]

Yum

[neat kestrel]

Is it medium?

[cyan nacelle]

my dad made it yall 🙏🙏

[crude pasture]

ik

[loud elk]

Nah I overcooked🔥😭😭🙏

[stable fractal]

waa theres other people out there..

[sand comet]

He passed vibe check yall

[crude pasture]

Nah bro, you're congratulations 💀

[final harness]

My friends abandoned me
My family forgot about me
Im alone Darkness my only friend

[loud elk]

What😭😈

[neat kestrel]

Yum

[stable fractal]

waaaah

[loud elk]

Guys only 2 day left

Days*

[neat kestrel]

I might accidentally summon him but he who must not be named, still here?

[stable fractal]

Who, Drake?

[neat kestrel]

Shhhh

[stable fractal]

everything until 2024 was goid

2024 brainrot makes me sad

Drakey, Drakey

Yes papa?

[loud elk]

You cooked🙏😭

[stable fractal]

Rizzing Minors?

[neat kestrel]

Hides the pain of 2000's golden memes

[stable fractal]

No papa

Open the basement

Hahaha...

[neat kestrel]

Jezuz

[stable fractal]

i see little kid’s role playing as skibidi toilets when i walk to work

[sand comet]

I mean they both yellow, so it's understandable right guys?

[stable fractal]

:c no super heros just bathroom appliances

[neat kestrel]

Do a 180 and walk out

[loud elk]

Yea

[crude pasture]

Mod, hit em with a comically large bonk

[stable fractal]

Ahh dude...

I saw Skibidi brainrot on the Mall and the kids were liking this shi 💀

[loud elk]

NAHH I'm cooked🙏😭

[stable fractal]

ill go to your house and steal every door

I'm so done with Cocomelon and Skibidi Toilet becoming brainrot nursery

[loud elk]

This is a off topic chat yea so I'm good or no🙏😭

[neat kestrel]

@loud elk

[loud elk]

Bet

[final harness]

U know what grabbin the shotgun and kms have a nice life everyone.

[neat kestrel]

Ha jokes on you I am door, take me away

[stable fractal]

i can unsee it very easily

[crude pasture]

ARGHHHHHH, I CANT UNSEE IT, oh wait I already see this before, lololol

[loud elk]

😭🙏

[sand comet]

OMG WEAPONS, MY FAVORITE GENRE

[stable fractal]

then ill steal you and replace my closet door with you

[crude pasture]

Gimme the Scar, Now

[sand comet]

ITS A HK417, A P320, A GLOCN FDE! OH AND A BENELLI M1014, AND A SCAR!!!!!!

[cyan nacelle]

i like fighter jets (noticable)

[stable fractal]

The Scar needs a rework

[final harness]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[sand comet]

No one is gonna fall for that

[crude pasture]

Gif failed

[loud elk]

Dam😭🙏

[cyan nacelle]

embed failure

[neat kestrel]

Oh no I'm scared

destroys your closet door

[loud elk]

NOOOOO

[sand comet]

And I need that Benelli M1014, Italian classic

[stable fractal]

my closet door..

[loud elk]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[crude pasture]

OOOOOOOOOY, WTF IS THIS

[final harness]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[neat kestrel]

Tell me you don't live in california, without telling me

[scarlet gazelle]

anime memes replaced by caseoh

[sand comet]

@crude pasture this is the PERFECT TIME to extend our dealership

[stable fractal]

I live in Florida

[neat kestrel]

Look at me, I am door now

[crude pasture]

Welp, gimme moar stuff and I'll give u moar sauce

[sand comet]

Shelf is empty, ill find more stuff

[final harness]

I live in texas if i was from california i would be gay and not have a gun bc
"Eughhh guns kill ppl" no guns dont kill ppl i kill ppl with a gun

[sand comet]

Deke is stealing my customers

[loud elk]

I'm cooked😭🙏

[cyan nacelle]

ill buy something from you

[neat kestrel]

Also you don't have 10 round mags

[sand comet]

@crude pasture does he know what I sell..?

[crude pasture]

Standing by

[crude pasture]

Not yet

[cyan nacelle]

guns right

[final harness]

Ma dude those are 5/123 guns i have

[sand comet]

Uhhh...

[loud elk]

Cooking and not cooking

[sand comet]

Not guns...