#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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wait, is that you irl?
More like a whole surgery
That was me when I was sick
honestly, you looked pretty nice tho
but need to do some improvements ofc
I’m losing weight rn
Lobotomy literally paralyses
sigma
nah, they need reincarnation
I did that was in April
Nah they need a new brain
mewing pro max
nice
Better to raise a different person then a zombie
@drowsy glen
I got some low grade bedrock ones, but this gun mod I like. They let me use attachments.
nice
damn
honestly, my pc couldn't handle Minecraft anymore
I used to be 45kg but now I’m 60kg (currently 58kg)
I got plans on recreating every map of arena breakout in minecraft
That time I was at my bodybuilding peak until the soccer tryout came in 💀
Should get Java because it’s generally better now of what Microsoft did to bedrock
I wish
Can’t curse in bedrock 😔
damn
But I'm ok with bedrock, I'm not really good with pc.
Can get a emulator for pc to use controller but only in single player mode
you mean you're not good with java, or you mainly play mobile or console
Expect bro running at you in 5kph but you ankle break him
I mainly play mobile and council.
pocket edition ig
Console not council
I see no different between pocket and bedrock
Tbh, I'm fried right now. I died two times to a skeleton and I can't even think straight.
same thing, just different titles ig
But anyways let’s switch into another topic
Minecraft
watch my crash IRL 🚲
Demon slayer at it's peak
rip💀
What was bro tryna do 💀💀💀
Diddy is coming for him next
Sup
wassup
anyways, anyone knows what the next s5 battlepass going to be?
real
Lets say kagaya had a explosive experience
I’m hi-
wait, imma drink first, my throat are dry as hell after i mixed peanut butter and crackers cookie with a bread
Got cooked by a smooth criminal
Man I used to have many kinds of these back in the day
AYEEE YOOO
Shouldn’t take the stuff bro
Oh man I’m gonna be a senior first time this year
“Let me walk you through to ur class”
good luck
“Where my hug at?”
Bro I hope my ex won’t meat ride my name around the school anymore
You also gonna suffer from existential crisis
That girl literally ruined my reputation around the school for not dang reason
She dated 8 different dudes after I broke up with her
I'm done with this guys I think I can't do it anymore
That how high school work
who?
I HATE this game
Grow some bells bro
I’ve experienced a lot of things from my fresh, junior, sophomore and next is senior
I'm leaving
you play solo?
Be a man
randoms ig?
Yes
I stayed my ground while she was doing that because I know when she tells that to everyone no one is gonna believe her 💀
got strike?
Do it, it’s better be off mate
real
You think yours suck? People in farm confrontation be throwing gas smokes all over the place
honestly,i haven't encountered any of that
Gbisa bahsa inggress
Just how how they hit me in the wall
njir
I feel you, i wouldnt delete the game tho if i were you it takes ages for me to download it back
German flashback in ww2
Ahhh piraku
Make yourself better then her. After all people only believe a better person
iya
You what il just gas amory
I done being good guy
Now it's my turn to kill my teammates
Bye bye random
Bye bye rat
shepherd moment
Bye bye havker
Pelerrrrr
All of you shall die
Who hurt bro
"I lost gears that worth 100k in a blink of an eye, and my teammates just fckin loot it"
Bro take a break of the game, their literally other good free game then AB
dude, be careful with your words
if mods saw that, you're forever gone
Ok il play another game
yeah, there's games like free fire and stuff
I want a teammate
Ok il try frefire
Plz i kept going solo
good luck dealing with those noisy kids in the game
Yeah dude every breakup I had I used as an energy of a pre-workout
Their good hidden gems in Roblox
true
Also one thing
Move slow when in workout to build more muscle strength
How
and eat more protein
That not junk food
of course it's not
That’s what I did before but when math class started I had to focus to a different subject
lmfao
I started skipping meals and not eating enough protein goal
But now I am so don’t worry
Should have used a crit
I’m just tryna lose 5 kg to go back to 55kg
I don’t want my face to be bloated
Anyways
Build your strength for who torment you so you can make fun of them in the future
that's creepy as hell💀
Drake drake go away
Come back here another day
Little children wants to play
There's no time to Rizz anyway
damn💀
Drake smelled a fresh one 💀
DUDE 💀
How’s the Third Reich?

This is gonna be me playing for my last intramural match tournament next year
Ich beanspruche das Land der Arena, breche aus
Bro what happened to you
Earlier you were normal
Ich werde die Karte füllen, bis du
bro will get slammed by a bulldozer 💀
He doesn’t know that his dead already 🎅🎅🎅🥕🐡
Heard this song was a bomb 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Grunts speaking facts
You wanna be wild I can be wild with you too
My gf when she's very hungry
No come🤑🤑🤑
Coems
🇬🇧🔪
Bread
Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread
I’m gonna say something scary
Canadians
That do war crimes
Is AB joking fr?
Ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahem...
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Vegans
Best loot
nice
Nice phone
Will be destroyed after raging on AB
AWW HELL NAH
No the Canadians in ww2
I have Nokia the brick one
Ive suffered more on PC
Why
No oh canda
Nice bro and are you ready for diddy style?
17k Dollars?
if I were you, im ain't even buying phones from online stores
Philippine peso
I’ve heard it’s good
Literally the official xiaomi shop
Oh that "Built different" Asian country
Built cringe country
It ain't cringe
well, just be careful alright, you probably don't want a pack of bricks arriving Infront of your door
China phone good or bad
Its literally official
Cuz mine in in fire
Even iphone parts are chinese dude
I think it's gonna explode
yes for trusted brand, no for cheap knock-off
It made by ming li who that guy
Lol no, ive dropped my previous xiaomi phone from 2nd floor and not even a scratch
dude, i have a 2017 vivo that was made in china, and yet it still survived playing AB during summer
Never search up what the Canadians troop were doing in ww2
damn
Xiaomi is a trusted brand
Why the intro welcome
yes, it is
Bruhh
I could literally demo it rn
Literally everything is made in China
just take a picture of it already
I got scammed
real
sad
nice
did you put it by yourself?
of course no lag, the graphic was slammed 8 feet deep in the ground
Lol
Got a light that’s Xiaomi
No, it looks destroyed since it was dropped frequently, the screen protector is fked but the screen isnt
Nice camera
I got a weighing scale thats xiaomi lol
damn
Xiaomi even make cars lmao
you mean that one Porsche looking car?
Help
escape to Argentina
Ok
sounds like a suicide task
I'm evading tax today
real
fbi and cia are two different thing
No go to Mexico, their finding you guys their left and right
The IRS gotta kidnap you fr
even JOKER feared IRS
Yow, Dexx
Eyyyyy, u rank 1 now, congrats
I tell them I spend it all on a gas bomb stuff
Change e to a o
honestly, i would give him a hug after he pushed the knife into his belly

thx
Tbh prolly the most comforting execution move imo
true
I must be gone now
why?
Return to the sewer fellow rat
bro will wake up in the wasteland
_
_
Let me just come here
okie
ofc it's active
the irs got him ig
okay okay, we should stop with this absurd jokes
These bosses have their Vice Captains
got any other topic?
damn
went ultra instinct (rip teammate)
aww nah, never pull that out
damn
pretty much
Uh
Is that jack pose?
Good night chat
?
This feels... oddly familiar
I’ll see y’all later
Bye and gn bro
Here's one (overrated I think)
🟦
I wish I could be like pain stimulant not feeling any pain (rejection)
Yes
GODDAMN IT ARONA, I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME A PURPLE, NOT A BLUE
They won’t let me heal???
just use da med 🗣️
Healing not healing
What?
use med from evita
what if
Wow
Evita is offline, right?
wait wdym evita is offline?
Blud is not reading the lore
I missed myself 2 seconds ago dammit

Does the AK-74 have a dovetail mount? No not the AK-74N in-game I'm talking about the real thing
Me when brainrot
Ayo
Bros dead even in the lobby 😭😭
Cgatpm
I don't think so
HELLO EVERYONE
_
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Yo
I see it now-
Not trying to make any political statement, just thought of AB when I saw this image
This is fake i dont have that brain rot domain frick off
Nuh uh
Umm no, not here
I thought of Porrero’s guards surrounding him when I originally saw the image
Rate my encirclement
BWAHAHAHAHAHA-
Head ears
secret service:
Using a Russian body armor while holding a German SMG
real
Ima drop my sement in u
Cement*
@stable fractal NO SENSITIVE TOPICS PLEASE
@prime sundial what's good man
Mb I didn't read rules TT
Ye I'm reading it sorry
Who here rides motorcycle
Np, be careful next time
Me
I do but I can't balance it due to its weight
I guess not motorcycle are not for everyone
What kind
Sports
I do have mountain bike though
What kind of sport bike you ride
Oh nice
Can you do any tricks?
One wheel only for like 2 or 3 sec
That's a trick
Depends if I have energy
Idk but I can do it
I'm not judging
Which one
Idk anymore
I mean I'm only using it when I'm going somewhere and some people will say that I should ride it on a mountain
Bro do you even own a sport motorcycle
Anyways what motorcycle you ride
Very relatable
Hold up lemme search
Ok
Not anymore
Damn
Oh dam a good looking motor
Was not cheap
Bet
Then why you say u ride motorcycles
Just by looking at it it's sure it's not cheap
Lol
Thanks
Used to ride it a lot
200cc only
200cc💀
😞😞
cc?
CC. cubed centimeters
Alg
What's the name of the bike you ride
Bruh I was thinking something else and that was in my mind
Rs200
Hiii
That's a car
No
Ford RS200
Lot of things have the same name
What brand
Pulsar
Kawasaki, Yamaha KTM
Never heard of that
Ohhhhh I see
Not a bad looking bike
Thanks
What were you thinking
Why you stop riding
I'm away from home and didn't bring my bike
So you still ride
Yes
💀
I'll buy a new one soon tho
For the time being
Guys where is the best rat place
What were u thinking
I have no koen
Idk idc
I'm broke
Circular collum etc
Oh 😂
Why e
Add me and I'll help you get more money
E
I'll help u
What name
IRON37
Ok
Opinion on harleys?
Sty’s girlfriend is here?!?!
They look ok. I like some of there cruisers
Right
Hellaur
Offff
Bro has a E girlfriend
You stay gf fr?
No need to prove, I believe you
E girlfriend are the worst. You never can go and meet them In person
Has anyone here Resently Died with TS5 and Many T4 rounds?
Nah man
If so , Thanks for the money , Pookie
Hi
Long distance, not e gf
Opinions on owning a G-Wagon and crashing it to a tree because i was high and drunk?
Question, what’s ur nationality if u are sty’s girlfriend
I'm German/Turkish
But I live in Germany
WHICH IS WHY IT'S LONG DISTANCE
Yep
yea
Fellow german 
Ich uhh
Damn, idk what to say to u
Strong
AKA The girl of your dreams you're never going to see
💔
Germans, strong together 
Jokes on you, we're gonna meet soon again
Idk who your talking about
Is it someone in the chat
Me and sty
There's no one in the chat named sty
Oh wait, you’re turk 
@weary edge gah the organ between your ears is useful so please use it
Yes
No interest in fellow Germans
Better hope he's not a catfish
Some fat lazy 10-year-old kid pretending to be someone else
Ugh, immig-
He's pretty real, I can tell
I don't know how you tell. If someone real on here but okay
They are long distance which means they met
Because I and her have met before??
Your brain isn’t functioning properly or what??
I'm cocked😂
No like i may kinda mentioned politics
First halfway smart thing you probably ever said
Wow. That’s crazy coming from u, ong
Do you ride motorcycle
How so
Aw too sad you can't say it in different words to not get banned
But u play AB?
Had a good reason, I'd support it
I went off topic in main channel
The context would get me banned 😭
Awww womp womp
Yes, please go on
😂
Good gun
U fr
Nah can't really relate
Dam too soon
No wonder, I'd do the same but I like to fight with y'all
Same
What are you fighting me about
What did I do
Not you, meant the other dude
Yikes
I just do it for fun
Same here
Rip
Nah man 👎
My doctor asked for a meeting today
She wanted it literally today
The hospital I have to go to is 57km away
Also at the time i was under the influence of alcohol
I asked for tommorow
She'll tell me if my eyes are doing better now
@orchid jacinth yo can i say something
@orchid jacinth arena breakout
She missed you
Sure
Hey
Hi
💯 god i wish
Your smile is weird 😭
How ya doin?
Bro 🤣
Why am I the butt of y’all’s jokes 🤣 age, looks, discord bio. Sheesh
Because u legit said make clown of you in general chat
Anyway I'll update the situation with the doc tmmrw
No I said why y’all always clown on me 🤣
Eyes been getting better asf
Oh
Yall bullies 🤣
Gen z and gen a didn’t expect to see a father figure here
They jealous fr
I reckon so 🤣 I can take the heat nbd
It’s funny 😂
Wait if his son is 20
Prob
How old are you 💀
I don’t have a son that was a joke
I was calling dude my son I’m surprised that went over your heads
Can you call me son frfr
He asked “jj how old is your son?” I asked “how old are you” he said “20” I said “he’s 20”
🤣
Hey son
How are you
Great
Nice
Prob sliding back to general chat now but hope you have a great day
I have work to do
I'ma dip cause theres 30 mf MOSQUITOES in my room and i need to gas it


German way
Romans 8:38-39
“For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord”.
My apendix is abt to explode
Go to a hospital
Not literally
3 little timmies vs 1 Chad, squad wipe
literally a live leak video of npcs watching me destroy every living thing in farm
Masterpiece
@stable fractal
3 hours for 8 seconds of animation im tweaking

Is politics aloud in the chat
No
@tough geode
Ohh no I meant it’s my display name
whar
It’s 0v£RWh£LM£D
0.O
:p
u add me
Ya
This is u right?
@spare timber sooo do u still wanna play or … :/
yis
yesss
K I added u
Sorry @spare timber I got all ur stuff back btw that I could carry
raah
dont let them overpower you bro
this is just so stupid
NICE
not mad that i died
atp too bad all that matters is get my koen up and rank UP
Yo
Sup
Ya lol
Nm
What’s ur storage value?
3.3 mil on current acoount
Gotcha I’m 5.5 mil
I lost my old account
It was made on 14 jul only
Oop
Last year
Ye I had a pre reg account and I deleted it bc I went broke and didn’t know how to become unbroke lmao
But I still made a new account in time in s1 lol
Lol
So my account is still from s1
I think drops rate were very good early seasons
FRR
Nowadays a safe give only electronic parts not worth more than 10k
Fr or purples
U gotta use 250k+ keys to get anything good
And I always found red on covert
Lucky buzzard
Never even got a red in tactical ops
I’ve got 3 lol
Target mod, teapot, and lion
Is car battery and antenna red?
No gold
Red is teapot, album, battery, etc
Same lol
Can't see the difference between red and gold
I’m kidding that was me when I used to weight 45kg 💀
66hr and 800k only 💀
its still sigma 🔥🔥🔥
This is now 💀 @copper thorn
Thanks my sigma and are you ready for the diddy rewards?
W Drake pic lmao
car
drake seeing the nearest child
YOOOO wspppp
car
500 hrs and 5.5 mil 💀
Sup bro
ye sup
Nm u
Bro u either rage spend or just have bad luck
car
Both 💀💀💀💀
No cap I once spent over 800k after loosing a sweaty match on northridge ldz
guys rate my svds cqc build
Is this rn?
Yup
But most of the items are not able to lost on market
List*
Bcuz they rewards of contact missiions
I still remember someone saying rookie stats when I only had that screenshot of roads and stuff and look at me now
Nice
👍
Yo add my alt Bravo6/6B
game is pain
Nah that’s nothing
ok
Dam bruh
This is just another level of loosing streak
Bro lost two matches under 11 mins 💀
ok
how??
You should ask guy that literally eated AP bullet, not me
Here
Modern 1940 bayonets
@tough geode airsoft gun B)
Update: Me and my friend cooked them 😂🍆🫵🥩
W
you got that right for sure
Nyimak
those messages got me like
“Korean girls have high standards”
"Top ten lies of 2024"
I pulled up their low birth rate and their ww2 invasion
nah thats crazy, still a W
Thanks bro this is the reason why u don’t wanna fw with other Asian countries
real
wait so they give birth to 80% of a baby? 💀 (ik thats not the case)
Nope 0.8
o
good girl is crazy
Even my country beat their birth rate
Yikes, that's why they get on pursuing career than staying in the kitchen
Even Japan beat their record too
this is for my country
Damn bro respect ✊
Like 0.8% percent of birth rate is crazy
like honestly tho
You know ur country is cooked if it’s 0.8% 💀
they aint making it to see gta 6 💀
OHH NAHHHH
damn, that's dirty
Age is a number they say
So is warcrime
bop kidz 💀
we'll be here bro
aight
Remaining stand-by, good luck
Damn 💀
damn
Not just cooked no more, charred
She ain’t replying no more
they were served on a 5 star michelin plate bro
Straight on the sliver platter
put some salt on it
flip it upside down

Bro I just wanted an apology and they made it worse
life be like that sometimes, everyone is just too stubborn these days
“Isn’t that hard for you to apologies” I was ready to apologize until the girl didn’t agree
I think it was hard for her
too difficult of a challenge for her
too much work
"i aint doing allat" type stuff
💀
👍
ngl bro im surprised no mod has reduced us to atoms yet 💀
Isnt it an off topic chat here? 🙅♂️
As long its appropriate it’s fine
you got a point... we'll use that in court in case they find us lol
💀🤣
Anyways chat I’m gonna go outside
I’ll be back later guys see ya
cya
Bruh
WOOOO MASTER 1 BABY ALMOST AT ACE
nice
"that's weak🤓"
she is a type of person who thinks she could survive a hook on the jaw.
M4A1 Is such my lucky gun, Here's the attachment if you wanna try it
And here's what I got
Wrong photo💀 I mean this
oh wow, two dudes sleeping together
bro had to give the homie one last goodnight kiss
real
Fr
fe
fe
It's my lucky day.
oh wow, golden lion
yes
😭
YOOO
Must be nice huh
it is
Shoutout to u
Bet u using some T5 Armor
should've used t6 mf legends were using t3 boulets and dumdums
Imagine getting killed with dumdum rounds lmaoo 😭😭
i was lucky and didn't
im playing now .... wanna play ?
can't
powers out at 48% with no charger nor wifi
it is
maybe we can play when ur lights are back
Morning guys
morning buddy... did u just wake up ?
Yes
I'm not a web dev why
and yis
nothing much really...was just looking for someone to work on a project with thats all
cool ... lemme know when the lights r back ye
yuh
u can send me a friend request if u wanna
my IGN is
QueenKylie
alright
done...nice meeting u kylie
nice meeting u too :>
Hah! Gaeeeeeeeeeee
lmaaooo
raaah
Someone thought I was rasist because i said obama
Lol
No
Poor guy, I can tell he just restarted his account because he was level 6 but had a well built RPK
damn u Mikey
Si
Bro, I haven't been in the internet for so long, I don't even know what happened about Trump
Wrong game bruh
He was almost assassinated at one of his rallies

crazy pings happend
Bro I’m actually cooked for next year soccer tryout
It’s gonna be my last tryout…
Last…
Drake Drake Go away
Rizz up kids another day
Kendrick Lamar is on your way
Drake Drake go away
Wat is rizz?
He isn't cuz bro already destroyed bro
In fact it was A TOTAL SLODER
Bro is lonely
Wtf🥲🥲🥲
Sunrise gaming
Agreed but I like Spotify and chill
I just stare at the ceiling my battery almost dead lmao
Gen Z Nursery Rhymes 😭
Drill Sergeant gonna be mad when he sees the dorms like this
the teacher telling us how her son died yesterday:
meanwhile bro:
@sharp ginkgo
Anime characters when the side character gets hurt
BUT BRO THAT FOREHEAD IS HELLA SHINY I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
beeg head
im tryna do my work but jit always gotta hit me with the
waawaaa
drake
thats to long…
unreal
I touched some little timmies in valley
Koen is my life
isnt that the case for everyone tho
Tru
That sounds soo wrong
Did I miss smth?
I had an erect. Cion
Pause
I just found out the picture I sent is deleted
What was the picture?
a picture of trump raising his hands up plus a text stating he got +1000 aura
Oh yea I seen it before it got deleted
it's supposedly a reply to this message lol
does it go against the rules?
Hmm let me check
well it's deleted but it could pass as a meme right?
imma pray for my soul
