#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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raawaaa
Yummy
Is ZZZ good?
30% combat, 70% randomest shi you'll ever do, so not now
Roger that
But it won't fry my phone thro?
Or it will?
depends on ur phone
Allright
rraaaahhhhh
meiko
hallo
@stable fractal
im eating a burger
Wanna run lockdowns? After ur burger?
Lol alrr
RAAHHH
IS TAKING FOREVER TO
GET HEREEE
my burger has cheese and pickles on it thas it
I smell like fish
wow
Time to COOK some fish
nu
I fought every overlord hologram td except feilian beringal lmaoo
(diff 4 ofc, crownless is diff 2)
Begpipe
IN FARM
EXTRACT
HTF DO YOU DO THIS
IM LUCKY ASL
ima assassinate u
Nawl gng
I keep finding dead thermal players... Idk what to do with this newfound wealth
im still eating the burger
SAME
But like
u get mor money
I didn't kill them
waaa…
Meiko u gon get big if u eat burgers like that
actually yall probably are gunna have great luck today and stuff but soon something bad is gunna happen
like losing millions
Nawl
it always happens to me after i have good luck
I aint u
:c
Im betr
I can't lose millions because I never spend millions, I hoard my wealth like a pack rat, using as little of it as possible
Actually miser behavior
scrooge ahhh AB gameplay
i think the game dont wana gimne thermal cause im female..
I'm also just incredibly lucky
swim in ur money
Nah
waaaaaahhhhhh
Meiko run lock downs
My luck go crazy go stupid
Real
i alway do
the majority of money comes from ratting clueless chads on valley with a mosin
FR
I DO THAT ON NORTHRIDGE WITH A M24
with m50 rounds
Literally look at my bio LMAO
Loll
im never playing valley ever again
Look at ny bio
Thermal players are some of the most clueless and cowardly people I've been been up against
its cause they dont wanna lose thermal
Ima play northridge
for me though
Deuces
Literally out maneuvered a thermal player and closed the gap on valley... I had a god damn USAS, at that point if he let me get that close he's actually just bad
dueces
Mine always hide... They sense my aura
uwaa
Does anyone here ride motorcycles
pro tip, Thermal can't see through walls
no because if i do i will fall off and die
Lol
counter to thermal? Just don't go outside, they'll get impatient and come to you
Then you rat them
W TEAMATE BRINGING MY SHI BACK WHEN DIE
wait a bullet can go through a thermal right or does it also block bullets
That smaller FOV does not do them any favors when room clearing
if i die my blood is on ur hands
😭
Thermals do not block bullets, they go straight through to their face
I sold my thermal for 812,321$
Not on my moto
SO THEN WHEN I SHOOT PLAYERS WITH THERMAL IN THE FACE THEY DONT DIE
otay
Okay*
my cat is laying on my lap
I'm sorry, the wait for S5 is rotting my brain and the longer I am forced to the more my grip on my sanity loosens
Do you know any motorcycle
Proof?
all i know is that they have 2 wheels
Kawasaki ninja 6R
🤣 oh
off topic is more on topic
@prime sundial bruh
What
like damn, 1.6 exists
R6 is a Yamaha
Ktm 350
want a cookie
STOP
Howdy
Nooooooo
m2s with explosive ammo
I could not drive a bike on American roads, it's actually all massive pickup trucks with front grills at chest height, my brother in Christ if you get in a crash your guaranteed cooked
That's not what I meant
it's almost the same here
I was saying that a R6 is a Yamaha
are u gunna take down heli
Ducati. Panigale V4
or brad
you cant rlly drive a bike on high speed in here just because these gremlins suddenly jumpscare you
@prime sundial guess what motorcycle I own
A ktm
Getting hit by an American pickup is ACTUALLY like getting hit by a damn brick wall, the transfer of force will actually splatter you
No where near a bmw
Nah
raids
or ducati
I don't like bmw
guh
Harley davidson
Nope
atp ion even play genshin anymore
Never heard of that
:c
Dawg
pickles are good
Ik
I want to buy a T7 thermal irl but them things are actually impossible to find
They perfectly salty
mhm
its name wasnt T7 irl
I'm actively willing to pay the price but idek if they exist in the US
I buy them at my local gun smith but i had to sign a waver so that i cant sell them to iraq or sum bs
Store
@crude pasture where is da woman jumpscare
@prime sundial you are not going to believe me, but I ride a Kawasaki H2
Then what is it? All I can find is a PVS-7, same housing but it's NVG instead of FLIR
Gasp in disbelief
@prime sundial 🤣
gasp in disbelief
damn, WiFi is trying to make me prim locked
gasp in disbelief
*gasp in disbelief
@stable fractal I thought you didn't know any motorcycle
°gasp in disbelief°
wat
i dont
@stable fractal I ask you if you knew any motorcycle...... You said they have two tires
oh well, ok
look at one of my 7 creatures
here goes my life savings
wanna know what else has two tire
@stable fractal cute
a bicycle
a bicycle
🏍️
u can pick up a bicycle at walmar
Meiko ima choke u out(lol)
:c
IMA CHOKE MEIKO
NOO
@prime sundial lol u can't pick up a Kawasaki H2 at Walmart
YES
NOOO
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I bought it from the dealership
WHOS GUNNA FEED MY CATS
W pfp
@stable fractal I will
Wrong guy
W pfp
okayy
@stable fractal JK I'll protect you
u dont need too
@stable fractal ok 👌
the only thing i live for is my CATSSS
🚬
okay u can choke me now my cats have someone to feed them
@stable fractal I can relate to that
cats
Ok
@stable fractal ya
its real nice when#🐴┃off-topic-chat has a requirement of rank 5 to send a pic/gif
wat
@stable fractal wat wat
u cant send gifs but u can send images
@stable fractal lol
Kus
this could feed a family of 4
FU**
why dont u use the reply featureee
@stable fractal dam
is there for a reasonn
Idk how

👍

if ur on a mobile device just tap and hold on the message
if ur on pc u can right click the message and you can find a reply thing
im a terrible explainer
Oh thanks
happy to help
Depends on device too
some mobile devices can reply using left swipe
i turned that off
Unlike some people
smhsmhsmh
they are meanies!!!!!!
Lol
I ask the chat one time how to reply and they started cussing me out for not knowing how to reply 🤣
nnooo
actual homemade limbo music https://youtu.be/KuCngi6YXn8?si=XFVMUf8mbaVWoN6W
limbo
thanks for 500 subs!!!
original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3gEh-AQ4s
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zihPUc4EB2U
would've come out sooner if i didnt delete the whole thing half way through
my two other cats
wat
I like the black one
I dont like the blacks
o
Dam bruh
All LIVES MATTER we shout in unison
rrawaa
Except for mine
Nawl gng u matter to
why nott
Coming from a hoodrat ah kid
I don't like my life
but u have motorcycles
TWO HOPS THIS TIME
😥
DUN DUM
My dad ride them
TWO HOPS TWO HOPS
My mom and dad dead
AWWWWWWWW YEAH
my black cat is rubbing against my tummy and is meowing help
My dad would ride with me all the time
SLIDE TO THE LEFT DUN SLIDE THE RIGHT DUN CRISS CROSS CRISS CROSS EVERYBODY CLAP YO HAND DUNDUDJDIDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD AWWWWW YEAHH
SLIDE TO THE LEFT DUN SLIDE THE RIGHT DUN CRISS CROSS CRISS CROSS EVERYBODY CLAP YO HAND DUNDUDJDIDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD AWWWWW YEAHH
SLIDE TO THE LEFT DUN SLIDE THE RIGHT DUN CRISS CROSS CRISS CROSS EVERYBODY CLAP YO HAND DUNDUDJDIDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD AWWWWW YEAHH CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
LETS GO TO WORK
whos they
in ur name
guh
Then i got a high ego and put it as that
I miss him
:c
i miss my family everyday too
YOUR FAMILY DEAD TOO
likeee most
Do you have any brother or sister
I don't feel like living
I don't have a father
many people dontt but they still push foward rightttt
I got a happy living family so i cant relate
uwaa
ima beat u up
Besides my dad he in jail
Can we change this topic?
Fr
Who's a hot actor? In your opinion
Idk n idc
Like 2006 Megan fox?
ONB
uwaa jus pretend i give u a hugg
hhuuuuuuggghhhgggggggggg
uuhhuuhgghuhgghuuhgyhhuhguhug
I'm glad you have your dad
Caterina Scorsone
H
And mom
Mine isnt in my life
YOU WILL TURN INTO A LAYS CHIP
I'd rather be a frog
Thanks
So dont give me anything and dont push ur depressed lifestyle on me
They have a brain defect that makes them permanently happy
Not trying to nore was I talking to u
i wan a frog
Womp womp
OI , HUEY
Smoking u dead ah family womp womp
I can't relate to any of this like my great grandma is still alive
🤣
Smoking ur dad dead ahh dude
Keep them coming
Why not a cat
Ill smoke u next send u to ur family be happy
i already have 7
it isss
Lol so now you want 7 frogs
Wait why didn't you do anything
i want a singular toad
Couldnt
Why?
Oh
ima go play with my cat now byyeeee
Wait what!
Ok nice talking to you
byyeeeebbyyeeeeee
Byeeeeerr
Yo man sorry I was rude my guy. Bros for life?
Rest In Peace ur family
Mostly my dad
its meannn
if u where my cat would you bite me
no i dont think sooo
unless you do
Id give u rabies meiko
And in incurable disease thats makes u immortal but in a
Life of the worst pain
Boneless watermelon is mid
That u cant adjust to
FR
WHOEVER EATS BONELESS WATERMELON IS WEIRD
aw
U
That what I'm saying. That's why I prefer the popular seedless chickenwing.
mhm
Yall make me think im smart
guh
Holaaa
Que
What are yall thoughts on pandas? Do they deserve to vote or ride in the back of the bus?
did u find a ti mod
Before that i found two from unlooted bodies
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MONEY
Sflr but I already it
I bought dumb stuff
uwaa
Buddy you're about to go broke
l rizz
สวัสดีค่าาา ทุกคนนน มอร์นิ่งจ้าาา 🫶 
Ikkkk😭😭😭
just play some covert and sell the trash gear
or if you find nice gear keep it or sell it IF the durability is still new
Test
Buddy i have 9 million koens
I can go all out if I want to
Thanks for letting me know ( I was talking to Austin not you. )
A
GUYS I FOUND THE TEA POT IRL
damn
How is bro surviving the summer 💀🫵
brother aint making it through 😭😭
Today chat I fumbled really bad but I still managed to cooked 🏎️🔥💯
From 3rd place to 1st place two times 🥇 😮💨💯
the sweet rally music in the backround yo 🔥🔥
Thanks dawg 💯🙏
"Begging on my knees to be popular..."
Did you see the gun?
bruh
he couldn't handle seeing his clones get killed over and over again
He just quit after knowing that Ajax gonna get kicked out of the farm
real
#📸┃screenshots message
Deke has brought me a unique delivery.
Paying 700k+ for a false accusations fck this game, sell all my high end guns to earn this 600k and it surprise me when i log in
thas crazy
I don't know what would i do to pay this fcking debt
you play until you get the money
then you pay it
unless you cant play matches
Even in match i cant play
Not even covert?
L
Minecraft mods are crazy
man i wanna play arena breakout but shi got me raging so much i cracked my phone case
Lore Accurate of soap in Cod mw iii(2011)
Fave s5 test server ?
dont act dumb, you just steal someone's loot that is not yours
what bro do to u..
It's came from the safe you idiot
what safe?
Are you playing AB bro? Are you lost? HAHAHAHAHA
dont tell me you stole someone's safe that is from a locked door
WTF bro who do you think of me poor? Can't buy a key? HAHAHAHA
Even in free safe you can find red items
Think bro think you playing AB to much
are you high sir? i dont even offend you
im just guessing what crime did you just done
im not
Just don't answer him
He's just another stupid new kids around here
dumb ahh guys never learn or even confess their mistake
Let the ban teach them a lesson
They gotta learn it the ward way
well yea
bros yappin in off topic chat about ab
Stupid moment
and also cussing
if you wanna make an argument, just go to #💬┃game-chat dud
let them cook you
You think its my mistake? It's an falls accusation
Man, shut up already
You only speak nothing but nonsense and absolutely irrelevant
So please, for your and our sake, S h u t
Bet
ill just raid someone anyways
Channels notification: Off
ofc indihom would mess it up
My.my.keyboard
Ain't no way you got so many asian foods (I'm asian)
lol
Food
I love food, I am food person
Then hunt chest and get food or hunt a animal friefren
It’s Frieren

Womp womp
I just realized your smoking 💀
@orchid jacinth how old are u
i feel like i want to search sum fern artwork
Old enough I’m out for the night 🤣
Frfr
wait
why do u sound 20 but look 30 @orchid jacinth
Yesterday someone tried to ship me and Reinor 💀
Bro wth 🤣
The disrespect 🤣
I think your pfp is your real self
idk u kinda do 
It is lol
u look like that one mrbeast member
Not a surprise ur ajaz
Hecate is better
I’ve removed some weight since then tho it’s kinda older pic
show new one
Idk if this is a compliment or not bro 
Huh uh
Nahhhhhh
face reveal!
Finally a AB player who touch grass
Same face bro 🤣
both

Compliment
Yes uh
Ill take it ig
I always touch grass
jj face reveal?
Walk barefoot 😂
Real
This is my face bruh 😂
in bring ur Child on a walk?
Sometimes
Or walk the dog
But the grass is good for you. Removes heavy metals etc
Walking the dog in the car
Nahhhhh
do u love ur wife
Im single bro
NAWH STEREOTYPE
But your 40?
HOW
Fr
I’m America for some reason people don’t stay together much these days
Bro im not 40 stop 🤣
But the pfp 💀
fair
Sheesh im outta here
Real
Ain’t no way you just disrespected me like that 🤣
how old are ur son tho
Cya
How old are you?
Nah but seriously
Can w etlak about human?
20 

U just said your single
🔥🔥
his wife or ex left her
I left her bro 🤣
Counter strike
bro why
Bro trying to get his life
Sometimes people aren’t always compatible, son.
every csgo pfp
👋
idk lmfao i love going deep
fail):
Skibidi
What does frieren does exactly do in the chest 🤔
Buy life insurance, i promise you, you won't be needing to pay it for long 
Autism

That’z the thing
I love peeling scabs because i get injures often, i get injures often definitely not because i LOVE peeling scabs 
But shes cute :/
Real
.
nawh
All this money is filling like 200+ slots
"One shotgun and 1 shell please"
@umbral fractal bro tf am i seeing
Give me a minute please
IM OUT OF HOPE I SURRENDER NOW!
Need more yap
L mod, previous mod let me keep it on
K
Is that a girl version of me

Im full of hope im not surrendering
what the sigma
Legend
Helwo
i will say something that make you uncomfortable
something that make you uncomfortable
thats the word
Damn. is lowkey Kendrick’s best album
Real
I thought I was the one who made it up
Can I sue Kendrick for stealing my idea?
crazy
On skibidi toilet
Wtf for npc talk is this
Вот скажи мне американец, в чём сила?
Вот скажи мне, американец, в чём сила? Разве в деньгах? Вот и брат говорит, что в деньгах. У тебя много денег, и чего? Я вот думаю, что сила в правде: у кого правда, тот и сильней! Вот ты обманул кого-то, денег нажил, и чего — ты сильней стал? Нет, не стал, потому что правды за тобой нету! А тот, кого обманул, за ним правда! Значит, он сильней!
Is there a currency sign for Koen? Like
$
just why tf???
Me doing budget gear:
My friend:
But reality it just some random player play farm... Bring that
Wtfff
Dang
I was excited pressing the giveaway the second it posted last night and bro I was thinking I’m finna win hell nah
I was very early 1 second it was posted and I didn’t managed to win just like I couldn’t win her 😔
aw
Ok
real😭 btw 3 k shotty + type8 best strat
omg
2 minute
that guy was mad
uuraahh
HAHAHA
if only i was a man
Me reposting a meme in front of the owner be like:
me doing the same exact thing
Start the loop
OKAY IMA AAAHHHGJGJJFGJJFFJ
MY CAT IS CONTINUING TO SCRATCH MY THIGHS IM TIRED OF HIMMMM
im to tired
damn
Damn, that must hurt
i may have to turn my cat into a stew
Asian moment here
it suc
nice
What I'm saying is asians will literally eat anything, including uranium and bleach
what are youu
oh
im not asian so i dunnno
damn
you do realize that not all asian are like that
so that's where the guys with sus memes exist
event threads
southeast asian
They eat dogs bro 💀
guh
I eat mnms
i eat chips
which country in asian are you implying to? because you do realize that there's muslim country like malaysia and Indonesia [southeast asia but it still a part of ASIA], which go against eating whatsoever thing is existence
I eat rice
China
sometimes noodles
Chine based i like eating dogs too
good, be more specific about something. don't pull out everything if you're not sure of it. saying "Asian eat everything" are equally to "European are rich"
Honestly they are, there are more thrid world countries in asia than in europe
Chinese people be eating the most cursed foods. then act surprised that they're the source of 80% of all Global pandemics
yes, most European country had nice gdp, but still, not all citizens are rich as expected
Bro is just like me
Like what
wait, we will get that SAW in the future update??
Yes
I’m gonna use that gun to obliterate everyone at the mine
i have 10 auto turrets sitting on my compound
**WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETRES?!?**🦅🦅🦅
Привет
Hopefully 249 got crappy accuracy like irl
Will S6 add the M2 Browning mg as a limited edition gun?
M2 lol, you delusional?
Imma restart American history, especially in that one country in the middle east
If it's limited edition, then it's balanced.
Its not lol, ruining the game for a limited time too
I wish I could be like pain stimulant
Aww hell nah, one shot with that thing and your head will magically disappear just like how gta sa npc lost their head
Hope you got the finance for all those rounds
miniguns with auto turrets are pain
real
i just use pythons or m39 raahh
"It costs 30k koen to fire this gun for 30 secs"
Shreds money more then shredders
@stable fractal go to sleep dawg 💀
auto turrets w/miniguns are fire tho
oh wait nvm it’s 1PM for you
If it has poor accuracy then it's fair

it doesn't lose dura
shoots faster than my dad leaving to buy milk
meh, mag dum with SAW are satisfying
noo also i live in texas
I don’t like Texas
eat the good cheese..
M2 got good accuracy unlike the 249, atleasr irl
okay
And be killing no one lmao
Left my phone on at the home screen for a hour in pocket pulled it out I was the iTunes website with source code or smth everywhere I use a android so it couldn't have gone onto the iTunes app I don't even any shortcuts to iTunes on my phone on chrome I've never been to the site let alone used the app
waqa
i want ask u.
Is it against the rules to sell my supplies to sub-accounts at the market?
You got into itunes website and hit inspect
@lost cape sent a barrage at this Pacific area. I think their ATF spies there
heck nah, it will literally hit anybody because the bullet might actually ricochet to everywhere
Mf’s in High-school when they get into Senior year be like “You’re lost? Let me walk you to ur class”:
ew atf
You can do that on mobile?
“Where my hug at?”
dont mind me
im just a scientist
You got dogs?
someone asked me that once raa
damn
If its like irl in the game, it wont kill anyone beyond 400m unless ofc, the enemies stick together
7 cats
Why not
Hmmm ok 
:c which scientist
Wyd in this situation
oil rig scientist, road scientist is so old fashioned
ye, but if a squad are in one tight room, it will be really satisfying to watch them sleep together
oh ma gah
Who knows?
nvg scientists are kinda cute
@stable fractal good for you unlike my seniors they be flirting at the juniors
They could add this:
The Maschinengewehr 08, or MG 08, was the German Army's standard machine gun in World War I and is an adaptation of Hiram S. Maxim's original 1884 Maxim gun. It was produced in a number of variants during the war. The MG 08 served during World War II as a heavy machine gun in many German infantry divisions, although by the end of the war it had mostly been relegated to second-rate fortress units.
Idk
very damn RELATABLE
guh
Rocket scientist?
Not really lol, if ur doing cqc with a 249, you got low chance against someone with a smg or a rifle
I’m gonna be a senior this year so… 😔
i have an idea
mg42
but ofc, nerf it till it felt like an smg
I don’t wanna turn into a Drake or Diddy in my senior year
Fun fact: this is still being used
Everybody here are delusional and be giving unrealistic weapon choices lol
logically yeah, ar and smg are lighter so they could shoot faster compared to a literal dumbbellic gun
WAA
be a good senior ok🫡
We eatin good tonight 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Do you mean this?
The MG 42 (shortened from German: Maschinengewehr 42, or "machine gun 42") is a German recoil-operated air-cooled general-purpose machine gun used extensively by the Wehrmacht and the Waffen-SS during the second half of World War II. Entering production in 1942, it was intended to supplement and replace the earlier MG 34, which was more expensive and took much longer to produce, but both weapons were produced until the end of World War II.
Yes I'm drinking the hot sauce it's good would recommend
Nice copy paste mate
yes, that "H buzzsaw"
Thanks!
Their lucky I’m locking in this year
drake moment💀
the cetme ameli would be better rahh
Nah this is fake.
Drake only like single digits
aww hell nahh💀
AYEEE YOOOO
guhbubbububuh
what the faq is that
Owls be hunting small pray
the ameli light machine gun rahh
I see some people doing drakes movements in the bathroom at my highschool
it based on mg42/34, i guess??
ye
But aye
alright
The sophomore, junior and freshman’s are lucky this year
Tbf their not like us
okay ima go take a shower byybeeyyybyyeeeebyyeeebyeyeeyee
Me and my bros are gonna be rivals
bye bye👋
real
Real bro moments
Fighting for dumb things
Who’s gonna stop em from doing the diddy movements?
wait what
idk, the quiet kid ig
damn
Every conversation I have with them is not a normal conversation but different
Probably Kendrick Lamar will
Drake is coming for them
I added soy sauce on ||chocolate||
Raps and rhythms are godly art songs
How be seniors mf’s be looking at the juniors this year: 💀
Put this Owl in the cage before he gets more
“Imma secure the bag man” ahh moment
Why not older women?
Isn’t that better
I’m just saying
Y’all be saying I’m wilding but fr though
Reverse peds: people that are attracted to older people.
More like seniors look at freshmen
(This is really happening in my school)
I was a victim before but it was better
I was 15 and she lied saying she’s 17 but actually she was 18
I miss my prime bro 😔🙏
Now I can’t pull any girl I’m cooked
I got a collection of bosses sensualities.
Want to show it?
Oh god dam the legends are true ☠️
heck nah, my school are the opposite
the seniors that approach me will have the same attitude of a gang member, they would asking for money, pull put rubbish jokes and probably harassed anyone
“A 2/10 rejected you but you used to pull 10/10’s before” prime moment
Nah, the fact that old ones are hooking up young ones
They be wasting their time while my seniors be athletics
I heard like they say “You know if she’s ready for ABC I think she’s ready for the”
-Drake
real
Bonus: these gang-like clowns will have a dark future, trust me, they be escaping school, sucking vape, and be joining any school/streets fight and fought worse than a karate beginner
nope
Here's the lore
Do they have their pants sagging down to their knees to like more gang like?
Nvm
nah, we don't accept that fashion here
I can’t find it but anyways
Damn I feel bad for your seniors
honestly, why the heck that type of fashion existed anyways? like seriously, just wear your pants correctly man, you looked like some nice looking crackhead that just escaped the asylum
kinda same, they could choose a better path, but proceed to become a failure
Actually I wear casual to professional because my ma is the man and the only one
good thing ig
I’m ngl the reason why I wanna lock in this year is because there’s a guy who hated me for no reason because he dated my girl best friend before and I was jealous she snitched on me then the drama started
Like bro even though this guy cheated on my girl bsf she didn’t care and helped him
REYAL or FA KE
they deserve to be a homeless, or a MacDonald employee forever
I wanna pass my soccer tryout for next year because it’s gonna be my last
The hell happening here
He smokes and vapes you know what’s crazy he managed to get into the soccer team
life stuff
I tried my best bro I was so sick at the tryout but this guy didn’t give out best performance
Btw at my school their actual gang wannabes groups that do the E-smokes, threat but never fight, and very low intelligent
bro WILL lung not going to survive a 3 lap jogging💀
Bro just gonna run out of air as soon as he runs
i would like to invite them to a spar
Even though he has low stamina he’s physique is better
That’s the many reason why coaches put him in the team
Just because he’s physical is better than mine
And most are skinny as F- or big as beluga whales
One time I caught him lacking outside of school smoking real cigarettes 💀🚬
still a disadvantage, if you had nice physics but can't even survive a 50 minutes match, than just get the hell out from the field already
Most of them also have Edgar haircut
helll nahh, im ain't inviting those Minecraft skeletons, they will literally sleep inside the icu after a double uppercuts
L haircut
It’s a joke to see them 
Yeah… I managed to make it to the 1st cut except for the second cut I didn’t I wanted to cry after that but I didn’t want to
I was so sick and I pushed my body to the limit
He has good physique he ain't having good lungs. Jit gonna wheeze and cough every second he runs
bonus: decent physics with high skill easily beats anybody with better physics but crunchy lungs [in football]
Bro the coaches at my school are corrupted
Only in California
They almost got into a scandal for being racist
real
Coach are on negative level of IQ
No he’s not good playing in soccer
I saw his dribbling and passing
HELL NAW
One kick, -100 stamina
bro will lose to a gnome💀
I don’t even know how he managed get into the team two times
fAEke?
i would be grateful if the opposite team make him laying on the ground breathless
Quick question. Do you play soccer
Don’t worry I’m properly locked in this year
Yes I’ve been starting to take it seriously since the sophomore started
you better find a good football bros
I had a futsal in-door tournament where you have to run around 20 minutes passing and shooting
I blame bad parenting for kids
I’ve already planned out my whole team
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same
GK, CDM, CB and ST
Damn
Challenge him then take all the air out his body. And optional: his S̴̀͘Ö̸́̃Ú̵͐L̶̊̚
Dawg he didn’t even join the futsal tournament 💀
The reason why I got into the 1st cut is because I showed my best in the tournament
Bet bro can't run 2km
real
Teachers are suffering for those hairless apes
(As they really act like apes)
He can’t full sprint for 20 minutes straight
true
Give them bananas
You know that one rule in highschool
“Be nice to teachers”
the disciplines teachers in my school already gave up on handle these gangclows. no matter what the teachers do, the clowns continue to be a clown
Once you make a mistake they’ll get mad of you
That rule ain't followed no sh-
Their corrupted I can’t do anything
Nah they want their Skibidi, poppy playtime, A.D.C, and Bon Bon corn from their iPad/iphone
nah, give them inhaler [they probably can't see the difference]
those are gen alpha💀
Here is me first time shooting my weak foot properly
Yep. They gotta be sent in the mental hospital. They're brains are damn rotten
More like betas
I eat bananas before my game starts
That’s what I did before that give me a lot of boost of stamina
ye idk, these brain rotting things start to effect me
How old even are those monkeys
The other team couldn’t even handle my pressure
You know they can’t read
Red bull does.
Wait how do you know the guy can’t read?
Rotted brains needs lobotomy
12 years-1 second old
Hold up
Confirmed new gens (Gen Alpha)
damn
PFTT-
From brain rot. They literally can’t spell would, why, and even what
