🐴┃off-topic-chat

[stable fractal]

Mf breaking the rules , ong getting him a warn
Would've let him be if he didn't say who asmed

[final peak]

i see

[crystal elk]

Knobhead promoting server?

[final peak]

yes

[crystal elk]

Funni

[zinc bobcat]

well he deserves that

[low lance]

@final peak

[stable fractal]

Use w lps

[final peak]

ohh nice svds

[crystal elk]

It wierd we cant uss the wooden stock on theSVD

[low lance]

@final peak I found it in the loading area key which I was lucky asf

[zinc bobcat]

me when naked T-bag at me when the game was start
my teammate don't understand what the t-bag:

[final peak]

ye

[low lance]

@stable fractal

[final peak]

good thing u didn't sell it

[low lance]

Yeah I know how good that gun is

[final peak]

mosin on steroids

[crystal elk]

Me when i see a friendly player(i am gonna murder them,

Joker...

[low lance]

@zinc bobcat how good is the svds

[zinc bobcat]

mosin but sami auto

[low lance]

Tbh to complete the set I need a suppersor for that

[low lance]

Also some friend of mine gave me the album

[zinc bobcat]

not worth for that part it 20k tho

[low lance]

Which I sold it

[zinc bobcat]

better use it without sup

[low lance]

Hmm no by raids of u have one

[zinc bobcat]

i see

[low lance]

Ok wanna try again

This time to the farm actually

@final peak I have a question is the lockdown mode has more good stuff than the normal one

[final peak]

yes

[low lance]

So if I unlocked the loading area door does that mean that has more good weapons than it used to

[zinc bobcat]

a little

[low lance]

Hmm

I think it's time to go to lockdown raid as a tac ops

Well first time

[zinc bobcat]

u need team that not greedy

cus they can stole your kill

[low lance]

I think u and Le cheff are the only ones I knew ur not greedy

[zinc bobcat]

if they greed

[low lance]

Well some Thai dude really gave me the album which I wanted it

And he let me grab some stuff in the loading area key

[zinc bobcat]

good

[low lance]

Do u want me to help u a bit

Cause my mission is to get the rpk cause why not

[zinc bobcat]

it 17:49 now

[low lance]

Mine is 6:49 pm

[zinc bobcat]

ye i have per brake only 1 hour

well chat ded

[stable fractal]

WHO READY TO BURN MONEY WITH ME IN NORTHBRIGE RUSH?

[potent gorge]

Leave me alone, i lost 1mil value yesterday

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/390416119741284355/1150531872582017064/C1307EB3-C807-4231-89CD-21847B83FC4B.gif?ex=651b2b4e&is=6519d9ce&hm=24e870ad3fef3972f07adcb0031056a13853d960226cfc6238484718c63e1b18&

[zinc bobcat]

embed fail

[potent gorge]

Ok?

[trim basin]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-youngboy-gif-22291555

aint no way

[jaunty sleet]

https://youtu.be/OTLGWNruuOE?si=MySl3sD58K8Oe6Gc

Gotta be one of the best stuff I've seen for a while

[crystal elk]

Lmao.

[warm canyon]

Helloo??

[slim elbow]

What should I exchange for my ring

[stable fractal]

Exchange all fr

[slim elbow]

Only have one

Because when I first started I sold one away

So which

[stable fractal]

FAL , collect 1 more and get the fal
Then do the m24
Then the bundles
And then vec 9
And as last mini14

[slim elbow]

Still it's either I get one now or never

Because it's ending in two days

By tomorrow*

[stable fractal]

See if u can collect 1 more
If u can't by tmrw then go for either the bundle or vec 9

[jaunty forge]

Im bored af wet fard 🪖🌚

[crystal elk]

What the actual....

[stable fractal]

...

[cosmic needle]

get 1 more ring and get the m24

[normal cave]

I don't think anybody saw my school shooting meme

[stable fractal]

Northbrige rush is the best way to waste money

[stable fractal]

I got 5 rings in one round

[frigid saddle]

Bro. Did i got abit pro doing solo???? I just kill a squad doing naked run with a double barrel and and then steal their modded akm

They have soo much shet bro...

...damn thank god i kill the weak player that wearing weak armor

Also fred yay i kill fred now i steal here gold ring that this is true war crime.

[simple aspen]

Thermal AK101

[frigid saddle]

OMGG AK 101?!

My beloveed ak family ::3

[frigid saddle]

Btw could you actually make cursed build in tarkov?

[simple aspen]

you surely can

[frigid saddle]

OMG;!!!

[keen hearth]

I swear Ajax look kinda zesty

[frigid saddle]

I swear fred kinda... Yoink! grab fred merried ring

Ehheheehh-!! Oh wait...only cost 3k... F ck fred ring ig i get free fal ammo

[simple aspen]

wtf is wrong with u

[keen hearth]

3 million rubles🙏🙏

[frigid saddle]

The ring only cost 3k...im soo disappointed...

[simple aspen]

no dont look plz last wipe i had almost 40 m

[keen hearth]

Not that much to USD tho

[frigid saddle]

Wait tarkov have wipe???

[keen hearth]

Yes

[frigid saddle]

D:: moral death issues

[keen hearth]

Since the game is still in “Beta”

[frigid saddle]

STILL?? IN BETA??? Wtf...

Never thought of that...

[keen hearth]

“Close beta” to be more accurate

[frigid saddle]

Oh

[keen hearth]

anyway

[keen hearth]

Why are you using a tier 4 🪖 (mb)

[frigid saddle]

😔 ...im still sad fred ring its only 3k...

[slim elbow]

Still couldn't find another ring

[frigid saddle]

Only cost 3k..for a ring for fred memories... And now ita mine ::3 bleehhh bleeehh ::ppp

[keen hearth]

Bro you good?

[frigid saddle]

No

[keen hearth]

bruh you are literally mad about a ring💀

[frigid saddle]

Im having breakdown bc my storage its fat

[stable fractal]

@cold laurel rate my meal

[keen hearth]

Lend.

[frigid saddle]

Nu uh i don't

[keen hearth]

Would(not) eat.

[stable fractal]

I love some headcrab in the evening

[frigid saddle]

Yummy

[cold laurel]

I used to get my meat from that company

Like deadass I used to

[stable fractal]

Ong headcrab is so good

[cold laurel]

Nah I got chicken thighs etc

They got some good meat not gonna lie

[stable fractal]

I prefer headcrab

[cold laurel]

Nah that’s disgusting

[stable fractal]

Ong u cappin

[simple aspen]

what kind of answer do you want

[stable fractal]

Headcrab tastes good right?

[simple aspen]

it smells kinda fishy idkdkkd

[stable fractal]

This is top quality food

[simple aspen]

😵

[tiny harbor]

Anyone nr rush

NR RUSH ANYONE

[keen hearth]

Use tier 3🪖

it’s more 🗿

[simple aspen]

aight just finish a match i got lshz t3 one , secured my friend loot anyway

[cosmic needle]

Ion got storage to put stuff in when i extract kekw

[keen hearth]

🙏

[tiny harbor]

U down?

[terse musk]

finally hit 85 yesterday

[cosmic needle]

Bro, NO STORAGE

[vocal scarab]

Hey friends
Can anyone please enter my invite code (2SVUXKpmJs) in the invitation event section.

[cosmic needle]

Create an alt acc and use it

[cosmic needle]

Im on 131 lmao

[vocal scarab]

Ok

[terse musk]

lol, i don’t have time to play 24/7

[cosmic needle]

I mean just the weekly missions alone give u like 7 levels

[terse musk]

yeah ik

[cosmic needle]

And u can do most of them in like 3 raids

[terse musk]

need more weekly missions, i get all of them done in like an hour lol

[trim basin]

fav kid cudi album :3

[terse musk]

when the advanced set is literally better than the premium

[frigid saddle]

Zzzzz...

[frigid saddle]

Ump lvl 2 mp5 lvl 4 vector lvl 10

[terse musk]

still going norm because i’m too broke 👎

[frigid saddle]

Bruh why the 50k have no helmet

[terse musk]

the ump shreds bots, players maybe not

[frigid saddle]

For player..its eh no

If the ump have a bit better bullet..ig it might work?

[brazen trout]

Supressed UMP😡😤 Lil bro you ain't getting out of there until you die with that UMP in hand of yours

[terse musk]

not suppressed

[brazen trout]

It's supressed Fym???💀

It's supressed theree how come it's not???

[terse musk]

no it’s not, that’s the barrel

[brazen trout]

We don't have long barrel goofy

[queen smelt]

Guys are this key worth to buy and sell back

[brazen trout]

We don't have UMP long barrell💀💀💀

[terse musk]

oh 💀

[brazen trout]

Yeah absolutely your profit 200%

[terse musk]

stg thought it was the long barrel, suppressor is hella small

[brazen trout]

Should be 140% actually

[queen smelt]

Alr then

[brazen trout]

I know fr man plus UMP Suppressor is very expensive in the market

[stable fractal]

Just went to valley in last 10m and found a unlooted mf who had a ak102 bundle equiped
I stuffed everything I found in his bag n extracted, naked m24 run went well
Only 1 kil (a naked)

[brazen trout]

Noice

[terse musk]

mk14 suppressor is always worth getting and selling if it’s under 10k from deke, it sells for 15 most the time

[brazen trout]

MK14 Supressor currently is under 10k in the Market

[stable fractal]

Btw if ur asking why I run bpz I run bpz cuz m24 is bad and I simply use it to snipe t3s , take their stuff so I can sell their helmets

[stable fractal]

I'd rather keep it for personal use

[terse musk]

they used to sell for 15k

[brazen trout]

I don't care tbh

[stable fractal]

M110 only thing I'd use m80 for

[terse musk]

i use t6 on my m110

10 round mag of t6 and 20 of t5

[valid jewel]

The

[terse musk]

don’t ask why i have two m110’s equipped, was in shooting range 💀

[valid jewel]

Collecting the

[brazen trout]

Relatableeew

[valid jewel]

The muney

[terse musk]

ab season 2 looks crazy

[valid jewel]

The dynamites

[valid jewel]

Wait lemme go to translator

The cotton

I was also like walter white in this game

But more like walter black with cotton

[terse musk]

yes

if the m110 was full auto it would be better than fal

[terse musk]

only 800 raids and 24 mil? wild

[midnight marsh]

https://youtu.be/5gcGl7fdkiQ?si=o_8E2RR3O2P2fC7a
This song goes so hard I just had to share it

[terse musk]

decent

[midnight marsh]

Or if you want to just search it - Ruby by Connor Price & Oliver Cronin

Idk why it embed failed.

[trim basin]

rap

[lusty holly]

He hates when I use my phone and I’m not petting him, he’s a spoiled lil shi head @trim basin this is his spot

[trim basin]

omgggg kitttyyyy

[low lance]

@final peak

[silk silo]

minigun wannabe brrrt machine (i never carry this weapon to tactical ops because im a coward and i bought this for no reason)

[low lance]

Avg h416 user

[terse musk]

what is this? doesn’t work for rush

[midnight marsh]

I got them movin in tandem, militant how I’m advancin,
hold the baton,
salary look like a ransom,
she said it’s making me handsome,
Showin me off,
They said I been gettin cocky, this is my modesty anthem,
Hold the applause
Slippers are ruby I’m dancin, feel like I been out in Kansas
Wizard of oz

[zinc bobcat]

it on the Connor right of 30k price set

[midnight marsh]

It’s the 30k kit, click the 30k cost and it’ll ask you to use a ticket or the 30k

[terse musk]

yeah but i can’t use it, wont let me

[zinc bobcat]

nah it work if you change it to pay with it instead 30k

[low lance]

@zinc bobcat @midnight marsh I need some help here

[midnight marsh]

What am I supposed to be helping with? All you did was post a video.

[zinc bobcat]

ahh idiot

[low lance]

I really can't organized the loot

[terse musk]

oh lord. what’d i do 💀

[zinc bobcat]

i said 30k

[midnight marsh]

Take off grips and magazines off all your guns

[low lance]

Hmm

[terse musk]

that is the 30k, was showing it says insufficient

[zinc bobcat]

what?

[low lance]

Wait all guns?

[midnight marsh]

Literally half’s the space they use

[zinc bobcat]

bottom right

[stable fractal]

@acoustic mountain mf def misclicked the lockdown button

[midnight marsh]

Some guns don’t, also if you can fold stocks do so

[low lance]

Hmm what about this should I replace that

[midnight marsh]

You aren’t backpack stacking

I can over double the space of a 926 bag

926 holds 40, can fit 90

[zinc bobcat]

okay i will screenshot mine how i do it

[valid jewel]

Is it the papers please?

[midnight marsh]

Embed failed I’m not really gonna look

[valid jewel]

Yep

[valid jewel]

Basically death theme

[terse musk]

ohhhh i thought it was for the damn equipment

[valid jewel]

https://youtu.be/J_3Zad-e9f4?si=N1g9tlTg1BGTF9X3

I beg you

[midnight marsh]

@low lance

[valid jewel]

Why does it fail? 4g mobile

[midnight marsh]

Nah I think they turned off embeds when they made it slow mode here

[valid jewel]

Oh

[midnight marsh]

There was a raid so that’s why they did it

[zinc bobcat]

nice

[hushed grail]

Why is there slow mode here

[terse musk]

😭

[midnight marsh]

A raid happened

[hushed grail]

What raid

[stable fractal]

Mp9 vs a highly skilled mf
Who win mp9 wins cuz mf was blind

[midnight marsh]

Idk happened when I was sleeping

[hushed grail]

Oh

[midnight marsh]

It was a couple days ago

[stable fractal]

What?

[trim basin]

:333

[midnight marsh]

Better than the majority of my runs

[zinc bobcat]

@low lance

i lazy to total but it gave you extra slots on every bag

walking bad part 2

[frigid saddle]

...this give me depression

[zinc bobcat]

how?

[stable fractal]

That ar57 stock looks wood

[zinc bobcat]

nah it polymer stock it not consume space that why i like it

[frigid saddle]

Bc no storage to put all my looted stuff... And i can't sell them bc i will use them at a raid...

[stable fractal]

It just looks wood w ur graphics(no offense I just don't play on light)

[zinc bobcat]

sad

[zinc bobcat]

my phone cant play the full version bruh

[stable fractal]

Mf doesn't have metal gear solid on his phone 💀

[frigid saddle]

And now i cant bring a full gear squad i kill doing my doggy business to protect the sewege stuff

[zinc bobcat]

stock em to your mail

[frigid saddle]

No i mean... Wait wha??

[frigid saddle]

But they can expired?

[zinc bobcat]

yup temporary

[zinc bobcat]

and have to pay for em every time just for store them for 1 week

[stable quiver]

Plis buy i need koen

[zinc bobcat]

nah

[stable quiver]

Wht

[zinc bobcat]

better keep it to next ss cus most player is hype to raid mode
might made alot price

[stable quiver]

I need koen bro

[zinc bobcat]

u just say like we have enough money to spending so much tho

it 500k!! can u hear me?

[flint tusk]

@stray dust Mr.Arlekov....

[warm pawn]

Im just trying to post a video, why is it tagging people?

[stable quiver]

bruh😭😭

[zinc bobcat]

better made income from deke raid

[zinc bobcat]

well you deserve that lol

[frigid saddle]

...then nvm...

[frigid saddle]

Hehehehe look like i steal you lucky and now its mine!! ..uhm... Im having hard time for storage..

[warm pawn]

Happens to me too man, my advice is step away for a day or two

[rotund iron]

Finally uploaded the story

[zinc bobcat]

bro ipad
most of us still use a cheap arar phone lol

[stable quiver]

I lost because my device didn't support it and experienced an fps drop

[rotund iron]

It doesn’t matter, you can play the game very well on your mobile phone.

[zinc bobcat]

me playing 24 fps and ton of lag

[warm pawn]

Had that happen too, not a good time

[zinc bobcat]

"FPS RAM LAG"
dont matter?

[stray dust]

Ztfu......

[flint tusk]

We need to talk .....

[rotund iron]

24fps is indeed very low. You must ensure 60fps to have a good gaming experience.

[zinc bobcat]

so can u buy me a phone?

@rotund iron

[stable quiver]

bruh I experienced a drop from 45 to 10 fps

[flint tusk]

@stray dust last chance to look at me mr.Arlekov....

[rotund iron]

bro, I'm afraid this won't work

[zinc bobcat]

well damn stop gembling if your device not ready

[zealous locust]

30 is enough

[zinc bobcat]

so yes,stop speaking i can buy a new phone only pay my house i have like 10-20$ left

[flint tusk]

@stray dust your time is running out mr.Arlekov...

[stray dust]

Ztfu.... glory to arlekov family.....

[flint tusk]

Should've listened to "the boooch" mr.Arlekov...

[stray dust]

No.... fykc yuo....

[frigid saddle]

Wtf its going on now

I juat got back from my... Ig reading? Comic? Idk

[stray dust]

Go back fry chicken..... 🦍 🦍

[frigid saddle]

I forgot what the end of the vid music, i do hear this music from cs but idk

[flint tusk]

You still owe me that Sedan from Airbagdad... i left that in farm motel backyard...

[stray dust]

Al carda seized sedan..... i am NOT related to carliban......

[zinc bobcat]

https://youtu.be/k4Xx0k_TVY0?si=qUZaVsDPxvqaJkib

[flint tusk]

Your time is still going mr.Arlekov... you got 48 hours to check the farm motel backyard...

[frigid saddle]

Could you just... Tell me the name?

Nvm i could just check the vid

[zinc bobcat]

the a la menthe

[zinc bobcat]

open this one (full song)

[midnight marsh]

I got them movin in tandem, militant how I’m advancin,
hold the baton,
salary look like a ransom,
she said it’s making me handsome,
Showin me off,
They said I been gettin cocky, this is my modesty anthem,
Hold the applause
Slippers are ruby I’m dancin, feel like I been out in Kansas
Wizard of oz

[midnight marsh]

🤷🏽‍♂️

[zinc bobcat]

i see..
btw the url not allow to click now

[midnight marsh]

Wdym you gotta go to the message, but idk why embeds failed

[zinc bobcat]

cus they turn it off to not show anything
cus it had some jerk raid the chat

[midnight marsh]

Yeah, they did that the other day when they turned this to slow mode

[zinc bobcat]

it have some jerk raid the chat so we just end up like this

[midnight marsh]

It’s lame

[hasty shale]

I went to the restroom and beated after this

[frigid saddle]

Hm rust

[midnight marsh]

Y’all are posting videos from your devices right

[zinc bobcat]

ye

[midnight marsh]

Gotcha

[zinc bobcat]

https://media.tenor.com/VcdTcSy-sJMAAAAM/sad-cry.gif

see even tenor gif doesn't work

[frigid saddle]

This should added in payday3

[pine hinge]

It really should

[frigid saddle]

Skulldozer... And cloaker..

[pine hinge]

Anyway how’s your day my man

[zinc bobcat]

hang yo self

[frigid saddle]

Good just for now

[hasty shale]

I made that video

[pine hinge]

Ah

[frigid saddle]

Lmao

[pine hinge]

Cool it’s rust so 🇧🇷

[hasty shale]

Rust is more like a kkk game

That amount of n words dropped on me I can’t take it

[pine hinge]

Yeah but it’s also really bad on console and in general in my opinion

[pine hinge]

Ah yes I used to play that a lot back then with my twin it was fun

[zinc bobcat]

nah kill la queen

[pine hinge]

I don’t like Yosef

[frigid saddle]

Okay le flirt da queen

walk back from base

Nvm she to hot for me to kill

[frigid saddle]

Hes like kfc

[low lance]

@zinc bobcat zero to hero again

[zinc bobcat]

pov me print stuff to kill SQ

[zinc bobcat]

oof

[pine hinge]

Me every time I see someone with gear

[frigid saddle]

I could barely do dmg to her.. Bc i keep disconnecting.. And once she come out from no where and kill me from 200 feet away from her castle...

[zinc bobcat]

lol

[low lance]

Rpk moment

[midnight marsh]

Saw this yesterday

[frigid saddle]

I been trying to kill my hot girl 25 time...

[low lance]

I already know that pepper

It just took over Carolina pepper with ease

[frigid saddle]

And the results its disconnecting...

[zinc bobcat]

but the hot girl beat you

[pine hinge]

This what kept happening

[frigid saddle]

She beat me up too hard... Man...

[midnight marsh]

Also if you wanted to listen to the song I was talking about without going to yt here

[midnight marsh]

Yeah I just saw something about it yesterday I haven’t looked at the Scoville scale for it yet

[pine hinge]

Why is your pfp mal0

[midnight marsh]

Idk why this song is so hard to me rn tho

[frigid saddle]

My honest reaction meeting the queen

[low lance]

Let's say u put two Carolina reapers and u get that

[midnight marsh]

Maybe the chorus is what’s gettin me

[frigid saddle]

Got no other skulldog and say hi to lucy

[zinc bobcat]

but how

[midnight marsh]

Ima go look at the Scoville scale rn

[frigid saddle]

Both pictures i take its 100% by disconnected the first picture its my favorite

[pine hinge]

Who is Lucy

[zinc bobcat]

i see

[frigid saddle]

Malo most people call her lucy or something

[pine hinge]

Oh

[midnight marsh]

2,693,000 is pepper x, 1,640,000 is Carolina reaper

[zinc bobcat]

funni

[frigid saddle]

I like lucy its cute name for an scp that supposed to scared people..

[midnight marsh]

WTAF THATS INSANE

[zinc bobcat]

how many spicy does human want

[pine hinge]

I guess oi Lucy

[midnight marsh]

Let me put it to terms you can understand

[frigid saddle]

God once i play this game the lag literally help my target hit box longer

[zinc bobcat]

normal

[frigid saddle]

?

[pine hinge]

Bro has the naked mosin

[zinc bobcat]

i got desyn as hell

[midnight marsh]

Tobasco sauce. The normal tobasco is 100, and depending on which other one they make go up to 35,000

[pine hinge]

oi is hi in Portuguese

[frigid saddle]

Meow?

[pine hinge]

I’m from Brazil

[midnight marsh]

Jalapeño peppers go from 2500-8000

[pine hinge]

?

[frigid saddle]

Meow ::p?

[pine hinge]

Your have confused me

[frigid saddle]

Meow ::3

[frigid saddle]

7)66:'5'4"5"5 OMG XD

[midnight marsh]

Bruh since you’re the only one that acknowledges the pepper like can you please say something because holy crap it’s insane

[frigid saddle]

Im going to throw my phone i swear of god

[pine hinge]

Why

[frigid saddle]

This

[midnight marsh]

Carolina reaper was 1.84m - 2.209m at maximum

[low lance]

Duh I know about pepper x tho

[pine hinge]

It’s just boy kisser trump what’s wrong

[midnight marsh]

This new one is 2.693m at base 💀

[frigid saddle]

I hate it. And i hate seeing that... BOY kisser guy...

[midnight marsh]

Pepper x is insane

[frigid saddle]

Finely... Wait... WAIT?? WWWHHUUUHHH?!

[low lance]

Welp tbf what u think about this nightmare

[pine hinge]

Ew

[midnight marsh]

BRUH IT CAN GO TO 3.18m

[pine hinge]

Why is it’s head so big

[midnight marsh]

Holy crapes

[frigid saddle]

Its a fenboy?

[pine hinge]

Obviously look at it

[low lance]

Idk looks identical to momo from Google

[frigid saddle]

Ohh momo the mascot

[pine hinge]

That’s not me btw

[frigid saddle]

😔 ...

[pine hinge]

Bro why do you have that🤨

[zinc bobcat]

he cave for revenge!?!?!

[pine hinge]

Panda dog

[frigid saddle]

...

Welp guys i guest that's it

[low lance]

PANDA DOG ONG!!!!

[pine hinge]

Emo

[midnight marsh]

Bruh I had these Carolina reaper cheese puffs from H-E-B and they were like 1.5m SHU

[midnight marsh]

I can’t imagine how spicy pepper x is

[frigid saddle]

If you know the reference the line i said good

[zinc bobcat]

man i hate this meme stop reference about it

[midnight marsh]

Oh dear god

[pine hinge]

I do and I hate it

[frigid saddle]

Welp guys, ig thats it
plau music

[midnight marsh]

Can you stop please

[pine hinge]

Not mcnut

[midnight marsh]

Tis cursed

[midnight marsh]

Oh hell no I’m out ✌️

[frigid saddle]

Hmm cursed food.. But still edible right? Soo why not eat it... Why does my potato its hard to eat..

[pine hinge]

Y’all like this clip I made

[frigid saddle]

OK BUDY TIME YOU GO TO JAIL

[pine hinge]

No

[frigid saddle]

Nvm ill let you pass... On the dog test

[midnight marsh]

Nah screw jail straight to prison

[frigid saddle]

...yeah... I ma go get those anti pokemon people...

[pine hinge]

What is that and how

[low lance]

Hmm it's a rainbow pizza

[frigid saddle]

...plss... Kill me...

[pine hinge]

Nah that’s Chernobyl pizza

[frigid saddle]

God plss kill me...

[frigid saddle]

😭 sstttooopp

[frigid saddle]

OMGGGG

[pine hinge]

Ew bro that’s nasty

[frigid saddle]

God plss stoppp

[frigid saddle]

Someone plss kill meeeeeee

[pine hinge]

I’ve seen that before

[frigid saddle]

Hot pockets~

[low lance]

If u ate it ur in Vietnam war

[frigid saddle]

Lmao

[zealous locust]

How’s my cooking?

[slim elbow]

Gril ches 🤤

[frigid saddle]

My reaction before ::D
Now D:: ptsd

[frigid saddle]

god i hate spidur

[pine hinge]

Bro I’m about to bussss

[pine hinge]

Also god damn that look scrumptious

[pine hinge]

Ah yes scp laboratory I love that game

[frigid saddle]

Wtf are you into furried??? What have we done to you boy..

[frigid saddle]

Pov you nut:

[pine hinge]

When I see a Fem boy

[midnight marsh]

Wait that’s a Kit Kat, yeah let it be thrown into the Grand Canyon for all I care

[pine hinge]

Bro that’s just a breakfast

[frigid saddle]

I can't take this shet no more man... I guess that's it guys.. Im leaving

[pine hinge]

I’m Kit Kat yourself now

Makes no sense but makes sense

[low lance]

U dare mock me mortal

[orchid orchid]

There’s a special place for you In whatever hell you believe in

[orchid orchid]

Why is it only pizza…

[low lance]

Cause I have many cursed pizza images

[zealous locust]

I’d eat

[orchid orchid]

Please I wanted little Caesars tonight

[errant dirge]

god, why

[zealous locust]

That’s prob the least worst one

[errant dirge]

I'm not a fans of pizza but, why...

[midnight marsh]

Nah, slather him in honey, covered in salmon, wrestling a bear with the firing squad at his back

[midnight marsh]

Bc prison isn’t good enough for his crimes against food

[errant dirge]

straight to the hell, bottomless

[zinc bobcat]

this not that bad

[midnight marsh]

Bruh this has to stop

[zinc bobcat]

i smell Penney

[midnight marsh]

Bruh y’all gonna ruin my appetite fr ngl y’all horrid

[midnight marsh]

I eat once a day 😒

[errant dirge]

imagine pizza oreo

[orchid orchid]

You cannot beat me meme for meme

[zinc bobcat]

my reaction to your information

[terse musk]

average extraction camper. tbf i should’ve looked around i guess

[solemn lance]

I ain't Italian and probably none of my ancestors were but that thing is cursed and whoever made that is going to hell

[shadow sundial]

Neggawatt

[zinc bobcat]

better loot under cover man looting in clear space not that wried you gonna die

[stable fractal]

There was once a mf
He said "ohio cat" and "ohio gun" on 2 images
I called him a 9 year old
He got angry and said "IM NOT 9 I AM 12"
Then I told cheff n he prob got a ban lol

[shadow sundial]

Cool

So Ohio rizz Kai cenat

[amber shuttle]

What’s it supposed to be

[zealous locust]

Nein

[amber shuttle]

LMAO

[low lance]

Bros getting some success

[zinc bobcat]

flash is now useful for AI now

[midnight marsh]

Prob useful for bosses and armory bots

[languid hare]

Cons about this ? , don't mind the helmet I have friends who can be ears 😭

[remote kraken]

@stable fractal look at this, They don't care anymore https://youtu.be/DW0Weyt6KwU?si=tasP84Jy_N2q6zhO

[rose ocean]

Yall ever tried ketamine

[remote kraken]

Tf

[terse musk]

i crouched when i opened the locker, but it didn’t register it in the killcam

didn’t expect anyone to be there tho, it was hella quiet

[oblique quail]

Hi

[pulsar trellis]

time to get me mah money

thats like +60k

deke feeding fr

[ember bone]

https://www.youtube.com/live/N-Ki2Ia5Ecs?si=IfgLriqx-MyK_7GG

[stable fractal]

Ayooooo

[shell girder]

That sus

[stable fractal]

Susy bakas

[pulsar trellis]

uhhh

[ember bone]

@everyone I’m live come say hi https://www.youtube.com/live/74-L8RWOpcs?si=z9_cQ0iyC-f40TS5

[brisk light]

Anyone know anything about the season stuff? Like if I got the season pass now is it even worth it sense the s2 stuff is coming somewhat soon soon

[shrewd hound]

Why do people call the anniversary of a birthday a birthday but an anniversary of a wedding an anniversary and not a wedding

[shrewd hound]

Omg

[pulsar trellis]

it slaps HARD man

[shrewd hound]

Lmao

Sks or mosin

I dunno

I just found one like that once

[small slate]

Wtf

[junior relic]

I am a nightingale, an Iraqi bird. He is my best friend

[stable fractal]

@remote kraken

[remote kraken]

Bruh i hate this game

[shrewd hound]

Why

[junior relic]

تحجي عربي

[low lance]

Is this key good?

[stable fractal]

Someone said it's a tradition in italy to wash hands after you go to the bathroom, so now am confused af, don't everyone know that it's necessary to wash your hands after bathroom? Why tf is someone calling it a tradition and associating it with a certain country, can an Italian explain?

[frail coral]

For the guys with one event ring, make your choice, quick.

Btw why do we need to re-download the maps

[mint charm]

what

[remote kraken]

Some received changes in certain areas, especially the northridge

[stable fractal]

Are we allowed to DM mods?

[warm whale]

Rich ppl smh

[twin smelt]

Shhhh

[frigid saddle]

Zzzzzz...

[midnight marsh]

What’s this “restricted mode” I keep seeing videos of

I searched the discord for it and apparently nobody knows, but I saw it was a part of s2 beta?

[digital aspen]

Heya, new player, the skull balaclava from the event, has it passed or is it still possible to earn

[burnt pelican]

No

[plush veldt]

I know this is off topic chat but no one will answer me in main chat but is the vector 9 smg a keep or a sell?

[digital aspen]

I like 9mm, so I'd suggest keeping due to its high fire rate, 9mm dum dum rounds, or the 3t piercing rounds

[midnight marsh]

Honestly just use it with ap rounds, and if not just sell it piece by piece

[digital aspen]

If I cant take a gun, I tend to take suppressors and scopes, they're worth a nice bit

[midnight marsh]

Or do leg meta with dum dums

[delicate sorrel]

Ahhh

[frigid saddle]

Zzzzzz...

[delicate sorrel]

Wake up you furr ball

[frigid saddle]

Nuuu...me too tired...

[delicate sorrel]

I’ll give coffee

[frigid saddle]

Let me...eepy for 5 more minutes...

I don't like coofffeeeee.... =~=

[delicate sorrel]

I have… Tea?

[frigid saddle]

👀👀...

[delicate sorrel]

Green, peach, sweet… etc

[frigid saddle]

sweet

[delicate sorrel]

Okie

[frigid saddle]

Yyyaaaa- zzzzzz...

[rigid matrix]

Sleepy Alona xD

[remote kraken]

...

[lyric edge]

15 sec 😭😭

[frigid saddle]

Zzzzzzz...

[dim aurora]

How is everyone?

[frigid saddle]

nom hand bc you name its rat

[lyric edge]

Im good, how about you?

[dim aurora]

Decent storage is hard to deal with but good overall

[frigid saddle]

Having big storage and get full in 1 day suck

Im not rat but...what all this shet i find.

[lyric edge]

Lmao

[frigid saddle]

Did you know the gold chain its the only one of the kind in AB you can ONLY ONLY get one just doing tutorial for newbie we you badge for being a great soldier

[shadow sundial]

(There are Furr!es here)

[delicate moth]

Someone in one of my games used more grenades than bullets

[west galleon]

@formal stump

@formal stump

[frigid saddle]

Mmmmmm

[jolly path]

Militant thinks Contractors are evil

[keen hearth]

And Contractor think militants are terriosm

[jolly path]

Counter terrorist thinks Terrorists are terrorism

Shiba Inu

Shiba dog

[keen hearth]

And terriosm think that counter-terriosm are political slave forces.

[jolly path]

and God thinks satans are pure evil

[keen hearth]

And satan think god are enemy

[jolly path]

and Admin thinks Hackers are ruining their games

[keen hearth]

And hacker think admin didn’t do a good job at monitoring

[jolly path]

and Mojang thinks Minecraft are better than Roblox

[keen hearth]

And Roblox think Minecraft is bad because roblox can paid back to the game developers on their site

[jolly path]

and Bodybuilder thinks Bodybuilders are stronger than skinny

[keen hearth]

And skinny think bodybuilding are a waste of time and money

[jolly path]

and Strong thinks Strongs are important than intelligence

[keen hearth]

And intelligence think strong are a waste of knowledge

[jolly path]

and Money thinks Moneys are important than happiness

[keen hearth]

And people think money are a something that can make people go crazy about it

[jolly path]

and Dog thinks They're better than cats

[keen hearth]

And cat think dog are better on their cuteness

[jolly path]

and Dogs thinks they're stronger than cats

[keen hearth]

And cat think they are better in attracting human

[sage turret]

and Cat thinks they're faster than dogs

[frigid saddle]

Zzzzzz...

[keen hearth]

Delete that bro you gonna get hunt down

[jolly path]

and Laptop thinks they're lightweight than pc

[frigid saddle]

I am being hunted down rn.

[keen hearth]

And Pc think Laptop is very slow

[frigid saddle]

Still waiting.... Waiting...

[jolly path]

and Dogs are more aggressive than cats

[jolly path]

and IOS thinks they're first than android

[keen hearth]

And Android think IOS have strictly downloaded content

[jolly path]

and Windows thinks they're popular than MacOS

[keen hearth]

And MacOS think Window are suck?

[jolly path]

and Linux think Linuxs are free than MacOS

[keen hearth]

And MacOS think Linux are a overrated penguin

[lime seal]

anyone tryna play ? Master rank

[jolly path]

and Arena breakout thinks arena breakout is better than metro royale

[keen hearth]

And Metro royale think their newest map is better than Armory

[jolly path]

and Arena breakout Militants thinks They're better than metro royale bots

[keen hearth]

And Metro Royale bot think AB bots are the most annoying

[crystal elk]

Is bro fr trying to compare a arcane ahh battle royal to a hardc9re extraction shooter?

[jolly path]

and Arena Breakout thinks they're realistic than PUBGM

[crystal elk]

Me when some ghost investigator keep anoying me in the afterlife:

[keen hearth]

And PUBGM think AB didn’t have that much of the game mode

[jolly path]

and Free fire thinks free fire has more downloads than pubgm

[keen hearth]

An PUBGM think FF have the worst graphics ever

[hearty badge]

And it's fun to get 20 kills on nusa in pubg because there is 32 players on that map

[jolly path]

and Dancing baby meme thinks They're older than trollface

[keen hearth]

And troll face meme think Dancing baby is kinda mid

[dark mango]

Wana raid motel

[dark mango]

I'm getting poor want to raid motel

[jolly path]

and Unfunny memes thinks they're unfunny than funny memes

[crystal elk]

Oh look

[keen hearth]

no comment.

[jolly path]

Coward guy

[sage turret]

You've finally end this

[keen hearth]

I ain’t talking about 8 yrs meme💀

[jolly path]

Editing done. I know skibidi toilet is used for kids video and cringe video

Ghost and roach thinks general shepherd is friendly... but he killed two of them and he burned them in fire and...

[prisma marsh]

spam

[runic root]

When m4 and FAMAS has an kid

[runic root]

Me submitting the math test saying 2+2 is 3.005349110023

[trim basin]

omggg cuddling someone is just tsffstfrgdddghghaaaaaa >w<

[trim basin]

WOW

[runic root]

When

[crystal elk]

Pls stop doing that or i will have to pull out the homework file.

[jolly path]

Arena Breakout Anticheat might process the following information from your: IP Address, Street Address, Phone numbers, Personal information, hardware id (just kidding)

[odd vault]

It's tencent I wouldn't be surprised

[jolly path]

yepp

[frigid saddle]

...

[crystal elk]

Fair enough

[trim basin]

omgggg jordan

[frigid saddle]

There is 2 different type of famas people
The American
And the french

[sage turret]

hehe

[crystal elk]

Where?

[trim basin]

right there

[crystal elk]

Ah, i see
Look kinda fake tho

[trim basin]

aint no way

[rigid matrix]

I just checked and saw a random cute furrey

[frigid saddle]

::< meow

[crystal elk]

But wait!
Theres more

[rigid matrix]

Also its cute uwu

[frigid saddle]

Mear god.. D::

[trim basin]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-petting-cat-go-crazy-furry-gif-15002107714375180079

[trim basin]

noooooo

[crystal elk]

The SA 80 and uzi doesnt look that bad tbh

[frigid saddle]

My honest reaction

[rigid matrix]

Sadly, they disable the GIFs here qwq

[trim basin]

qwq

[crystal elk]

[zealous locust]

That’s cute

[frigid saddle]

Bruh that dumb

[crystal elk]

Ah ha, i still got more!

[rigid matrix]

I know qwq

[frigid saddle]

Who tf disabled gif in off topic it supposed to be OFF TOPIC WE CAN POST ANYTHING

[rigid matrix]

Send the DM, I wanna see it xD

[rigid matrix]

LMAOOO

[frigid saddle]

People who use the ax feels

[rigid matrix]

Fuqin .50 Cal XD

[frigid saddle]

Sir i have many questions but my first question its why we even exist

[crystal elk]

I think the worse one is the bullpup blackpowder revo

Like, i dont think i need to said why, and 70% of the gun are real gun tbh

[frigid saddle]

The 30% of guns: who are you
The 70% guns: we are you but worse

[crystal elk]

Nah the 70% are based on real gun
There two P90 gun in there

Hmmm, i think i still have more

[frigid saddle]

Oh yeah i did hear in YouTube p90 was ban in some country

[trim basin]

i will make chocolate milk for anyone in this chat room and extra for anyone who joins

[frigid saddle]

Gimme

[trim basin]

i give u chocolate milk

[frigid saddle]

Yay

[crystal elk]

Literally me

[frigid saddle]

Literally my uncle

[smoky mesa]

Nice gun concepts

[frigid saddle]

Why is off topic slow mode...

[trim basin]

bullpup fal is the mdr

[crystal elk]

I have five more pic

[smoky mesa]

Cuz ye

[crystal elk]

Oh right! Remember the 17th.

That was our 9/11

[trim basin]

need a 40mm handheld assault rifle

[crystal elk]

A bolter.

[frigid saddle]

Mmmm...what best place to raid in armory..

[trim basin]

true

[smoky mesa]

The shoulder fire one looks good, would be good if it can pen a tank armour tho

[smoky mesa]

No way Stinger?

[crystal elk]

I think it is a 37mm at rifle actually

[crystal elk]

Yuh

[smoky mesa]

Pog

[upper ice]

The pictures so blurred on the right what military small arm are we looking at

[frigid saddle]

This look like the star war gun

[trim basin]

omhgggg

[trim basin]

why it look like a bigger aug a3

[crystal elk]

Space stg thingy

[upper ice]

Fun fact the L85 is made by HK

[smoky mesa]

L85?

Really?

[trim basin]

omg stg

[crystal elk]

What.

[upper ice]

SA80 yeah it's made by the same people who made the 416

[smoky mesa]

Small oopsies

[rigid matrix]

T6? Ok. Qwq

[smoky mesa]

RNG'ed

[upper ice]

This is the A2 the current service weapon it's also known as the L85 no woopsies also

[crystal elk]

So like...the HK sa 80 could be real?

[frigid saddle]

A ded sentence

[smoky mesa]

Much better version I see

[frigid saddle]

I thought if you get shot enough you deal dmg?

[crystal elk]

Time to get more gun concept(also L85A1 suck ahh)

[upper ice]

Better then the AR-15 according my dad, Faster reload due to the magazine being at the back

[smoky mesa]

Ye but small

[rigid matrix]

Sadly the FAL ammo's damage is so high, you can easily 2 taps on the chest

[frigid saddle]

Hoh

[smoky mesa]

Also it's compact

[upper ice]

Less time being out of position I thought it was made by Lee Enfield but guess not seems Germans are making our guns

[frigid saddle]

That my girl (the fal)

When g11

[rigid matrix]

The pain is also worsened, died ANOTHER nut shot and I have like 2 Porcelains on Farm Lockdown qwq

[smoky mesa]

L

[rigid matrix]

Ah, Sleepo Beepo aka Alien Gun uwu

[upper ice]

The blacked out stomach wouldn't of helped then the splash damage from the blacked limbs into next limbs I think.it isn't

[frigid saddle]

When lmg g3

[upper ice]

When 762x51 nerf

[smoky mesa]

I thought the splash damage caused by it will spread to the legs

[crystal elk]

Space F2000 anyone?

[trim basin]

omgggg my boyfriend makes me feel so happyyy

[upper ice]

Spreads to the next body part blacked out arm do multiply damage to the chest and stomach

[crystal elk]

Wierd flex but ok

[upper ice]

Same as tarkov that's why rip against the stomach is OP

[smoky mesa]

Paratrooper would be glad to use it lul

[trim basin]

im going to explode with happiness

[crystal elk]

True

[smoky mesa]

Huh I see

[upper ice]

Our ranger regiment is getting this

[crystal elk]

More gun time

[upper ice]

It's for testing at the moment

[frigid saddle]

Weird scope

[smoky mesa]

Would be better to use it for space related conflicts imo

[trim basin]

need to snipe with fal…. ..

[crystal elk]

Yuh

[trim basin]

iron sights too

no dust cover or stock

cause broke

[rigid matrix]

M4?

[upper ice]

L403A1

[rigid matrix]

Ahhh

[upper ice]

New project by Knights an Armament

Same company that makes the M110

[smoky mesa]

556?

[upper ice]

That is what our military uses

[smoky mesa]

Pog

[trim basin]

gun :3

[smoky mesa]

I recommended my friend to buy this phone for playing AB, any thoughts on Nubia Neo ?

[upper ice]

Hey if you're into military news https://www.army.mod.uk/news-and-events/news/2023/09/newadvancedrifle/

There you go read about it

[upper ice]

Nubia same people who make redmagic right?

[smoky mesa]

Yes

[upper ice]

Oh man I'd ask my Indian friend he's good with this stuff i miss him doing his masters we aven't spoke in months

[smoky mesa]

Eee

[upper ice]

@uneven orbitthis guy

[upper ice]

Completely offline because studies i can respect that

[smoky mesa]

I see

[crystal elk]

Wierd mag with this one

[upper ice]

From what I've read up it's a pretty mid tier budget gaming phone

[upper ice]

But I'd ask someone who really knows

[smoky mesa]

Ikr without the 5G ver it still kick

[crystal elk]

Aight, imma go write something now

[trim basin]

meeee :3

[zealous locust]

Besties

[upper ice]

Meh my opinion is void tbh mate

[smoky mesa]

🗿still count it nonetheless

[upper ice]

I own a ROG 7 Ultimate, "Budget is not on my radar" 🗿

[smoky mesa]

Yee Yee I know

How's the camera btw

[upper ice]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-i-mean-its-all-right-gif-26702511

Oh wow you guys took gifs out of Off topic too lame

[smoky mesa]

E

[upper ice]

Who tf gets a gaming phone and cares about the camera

[zealous locust]

Lmao fr