🐴┃off-topic-chat

[buoyant acorn]

They will reset everything when s2?

[austere widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-cells-i-dont-know-gif-27456580

[austere widget]

No. No wipe in this game

[midnight marsh]

Chinese version is in s5 without one

[thin pollen]

I did but didn't drink the coke for obvious reason

[dense quartz]

What kind of food is that bro

[flint sequoia]

Nice quality

[dense quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[midnight marsh]

Why are you so bent on them posting what I think to be dumplings and a coke

[azure star]

Womp womp

[runic root]

I hear something in the hallway next to my room

M home alone

Don't make noise 😭😭😭😭

[azure star]

I did not ask Lil bro 🙏‼️‼️🦍

[runic root]

The monkey is gonna die

Checkmate

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-yay-knight-clash-knight-coc-gif-25371570

[azure star]

Ok Lil bro

[crystal elk]

Amongus

[runic root]

"download_35_jpg"

☠️💀

[azure star]

There's only much I can do 😢

[midnight marsh]

As if I, of all people wouldn’t know about Snowden…

[thin pollen]

Durian

[dense quartz]

Oh isn’t that the smelly fruit

[thin pollen]

Yes

[midnight marsh]

Oh it’s durian?

[thin pollen]

Yu uh

[midnight marsh]

But no fr like this dude 💀

[thin pollen]

Durian

[dense quartz]

?

Huh?

What?

[thin pollen]

Lemme cook first

[dense quartz]

says something random and unfunny
”Huh?”
Shshshsh

[thin pollen]

The durian is the edible fruit of several tree species belonging to the genus Durio. There are 30 recognised Durio species, at least nine of which produce edible fruit. Durio zibethinus, native to Borneo and Sumatra, is the only species available on the international market. It has over 300 named varieties in Thailand and 100 in Malaysia as of 1987. Other species are sold in their local regions. Named in some regions as the "king of fruits", the durian is distinctive for its large size, strong odour, and thorn-covered rind. The fruit can grow as large as 30 cm long and 15 cm in diameter, and it typically weighs 1 to 3 kg. Its shape ranges from oblong to round, the colour of its husk from green to brown, and its flesh from pale yellow to red, depending on the species.

[midnight marsh]

I’m supposed to weigh 175 lbs. and I’m like 110

[serene oasis]

I love durian bro

[midnight marsh]

Yeah

[serene oasis]

bro is immortal

[midnight marsh]

Wikipedia copy

[thin pollen]

☝️🤓

[midnight marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/smelling-team-secret-durian-this-smells-yummy-gif-22053516

That’s what a durian is

[hushed grail]

Durian

That's the national fruit of our city

[thin pollen]

Gotta love durian cendol

[midnight marsh]

I have thyroid and other issues that cause my metabolism to just burn anything I eat

I was a healthy weight at one point but I’ve weighed between 120-130 since I was like 13

[thin pollen]

So basically your forever skinny?

[midnight marsh]

It was supposed to slow down once I got to 25 and it didn’t

I’m skinny as hell you can see my rib cage

[hushed grail]

Our city is called durian capital of the Philippines

[thin pollen]

I love my silly finger

[midnight marsh]

I also don’t have the ability to eat more than once a day

[hushed grail]

What

[midnight marsh]

It’s called $

[thin pollen]

High metabolism but can't eat more??

[jaunty talon]

Same

No it's called playing for urself

And america being expensive

[hushed grail]

Oh

[midnight marsh]

Because I can’t afford to get more food

[hushed grail]

Took me while

[jaunty talon]

Back to back

Ramen

Maybe bread and like 7 eleven chicken

[hushed grail]

I feel bad

[midnight marsh]

More like a 6” personal pizza

[jaunty talon]

Why

[midnight marsh]

Or a burrito from Taco Bell

[jaunty talon]

I don't waste money on fast food lol

Barely have enough for internet

[midnight marsh]

From Walgreens

Oh that’s not even 5% of the stuff that would do that

[crystal elk]

Yike.

[jaunty talon]

Eggs are chea0

Can do that

[hushed grail]

My mom doesn't let me eat instant ramen every 2 days because she found a post on Facebook

[midnight marsh]

I don’t eat eggs

[jaunty talon]

I'll be dead before 40 so idc what i eat

[midnight marsh]

Nah I don’t like the taste

[jaunty talon]

Wish i has a nursing shark

Had*

Nocturnal like me

[crystal elk]

Sams

Being nocturnal is the meta

[thin pollen]

Deadly in cute package

[midnight marsh]

But no fr if I told you some of the stuff I’ve dealt with/deal with you would just get depression

[crystal elk]

As a side effect, you might develope a craving for blood

[jaunty talon]

And aids

I mean first aid

[hushed grail]

What

[crystal elk]

Vampire is interesting

[midnight marsh]

There’s a theory that vampires were real

[jaunty talon]

Bro isn't allergic to sun cuz magic bro just had std

[crystal elk]

They dont ever get aids

[midnight marsh]

I’m not even joking

[serene oasis]

I will end this god damn game bro

[crystal elk]

Honestly ancient vampire lore state that vampire never have a weakness to the sun

[jaunty talon]

I heard it came from cannibal cults before documentation

[crystal elk]

And they can be visible with a modern day mirror

[hushed grail]

Damn bro

Nerf vampires

[crystal elk]

Back then mirror were silver coated

[hushed grail]

They op fr

[midnight marsh]

Their eyesight would register up and down and side to side simultaneously, and could hold 3 consciousness

[thin pollen]

Proceed to only drink women's blood

[frigid saddle]

What a chances killing a t5 guy using a gt shotgun.

[hushed grail]

Buff humans bro

We are too weak

[crystal elk]

Lmao

[jaunty talon]

Humans have nukes

[crystal elk]

Also like

[jaunty talon]

I'd like to see a vamp survive a ballistic missile

[hushed grail]

Vampire can super speed and transform

[crystal elk]

Vampire will die if thdir heart get damage

[hushed grail]

And also they can do things that humans can

[jaunty talon]

Bro isn't faster than a rocket

[crystal elk]

So just develope a missle bruh for their heart

[jaunty talon]

Napalm

[midnight marsh]

When we started adding right angles in the geometry of structures they started seizing out because their brains couldn’t process it.
We mistook that for holding up crosses

[crystal elk]

Yes.

[hushed grail]

So if they get their hands on technology they can create air defense

[jaunty talon]

We already developed uv

[hushed grail]

Or develop an army

[crystal elk]

Also i forgot tl add

[hushed grail]

Stronger than ours

[midnight marsh]

Bruh if yall actually read what I just said

[hushed grail]

That's why nerf vampires

[midnight marsh]

They were nerfed

[crystal elk]

The vamoire weakness thing is if their flesh is expose to the sun

[thin pollen]

Ciw with silver rounds

[jaunty talon]

Can also just use dragons breath

[midnight marsh]

That’s lycans

[crystal elk]

Vamire arecool

[thin pollen]

Ohh

[hushed grail]

Nerf vampires fr

[jaunty talon]

I like rabies

[hushed grail]

Buff humans

[serene oasis]

I am going to choke

a god damn

[jaunty talon]

Cuz rabies real

[crystal elk]

But imagine a vampire dragon tho

[midnight marsh]

Ffs go back and read what I said

[hushed grail]

Nah

[thin pollen]

Wooden round then

[midnight marsh]

This

[crystal elk]

Like, a dragon is already OP

[jaunty talon]

28 days later could happen. Ppl could get ultra rabies

[midnight marsh]

And this

[hushed grail]

Oh

[crystal elk]

Tbh, i would survive

[hushed grail]

Still nerf them

Humansnumba1

[midnight marsh]

They were nerfed

[jaunty talon]

I wanna kill rabies zombies

Let them come

[midnight marsh]

They were nerfed by our buildings

[hushed grail]

Buff humans

[midnight marsh]

We have been

[hushed grail]

Birds op

[crystal elk]

Human already gotten buff brh

[midnight marsh]

We also get nerfed every year

[hushed grail]

They can fly

[crystal elk]

We have gun!

[jaunty talon]

Beef humans

[midnight marsh]

Human so op we gotta be nerfed every year

[jaunty talon]

When we get chicken and salmon flavor too.

[crystal elk]

We have hypersonic anti air missle also

[frigid saddle]

...why this remind me of those buff tf2 character...

[midnight marsh]

But no fr

[hushed grail]

World isn't balance bruh

[jaunty talon]

Nah that mene

[midnight marsh]

Could you imagine having 3 consciousness

[thin pollen]

"The world is a bit terrorist side"

[crystal elk]

I would sent the meme

[jaunty talon]

No SBMM

[hushed grail]

I'd have a seizure and die

[crystal elk]

But it got deleted by past me

[frigid saddle]

No don't D::

[hushed grail]

They literally made cheetahs faster than humans

[crystal elk]

Would be kinda fun tbh

[hushed grail]

All they gave is 2 hands

[serene oasis]

I am going to choke a god damn

SKS spammer

bro

I will

[midnight marsh]

That’s all cheetahs have

[hushed grail]

Nerf bruh

[crystal elk]

Cheetah bloody suck

[midnight marsh]

Cheetah is so useless

[serene oasis]

like do so many things to him that even god will condemn me to “hell” of the “hell”

[midnight marsh]

All they are is fast

[crystal elk]

Worse big cat ever, cheetah suck

[midnight marsh]

They aren’t even good hunters

They actually suck

[jaunty talon]

Ever notice how we have one thing over everything else?

[midnight marsh]

Yes

[hushed grail]

They made tigers so OP and still call Lion the king

[crystal elk]

Yez.

[midnight marsh]

Gators are way too op

They’re literal Dino

[crystal elk]

Creativity

[hushed grail]

They also buffed the hippo too much

Nerf them bite force

[jaunty talon]

Exactly we have minds that do weird stuff

[midnight marsh]

They nerfed bears

[crystal elk]

Hippo is scarwy

[thin pollen]

Gecko named
Comodo dragon

[jaunty talon]

Hippo thrash a human

[hushed grail]

The ocean matchmaking is not balanced

[midnight marsh]

No like it’s one of the only animals that are around as they were back then

[jaunty talon]

They've done it

[hushed grail]

Sharks go solo while orcas go in squads(pods)

[midnight marsh]

Gators are an actual Dino

[hushed grail]

They should fix the matchmaking

[jaunty talon]

Recently saw an alligator attack on news it was just dragging a body

[midnight marsh]

We have a better understanding of space than our own ocean

[hushed grail]

Nah

[jaunty talon]

Bro was just dragging a dead person like a bag of groceries

[midnight marsh]

Yes we do

[hushed grail]

0.01% vs 5%

[jaunty talon]

Ayo?

[thin pollen]

Ingame right?

[thin pollen]

🧱

[crystal elk]

Emergency meme

[midnight marsh]

We understand space better than our oceans

[hushed grail]

We've explored the ocean more than the space

Wait

You have a point

[midnight marsh]

We have explored barely anything in our oceans

[hushed grail]

Buff me fr

I'm too weak

They should make me taller

[midnight marsh]

Nah it’s genuinely true

It’s like we took a cup and filled it and explored it

[hushed grail]

I understand I'm short because I'm asian but they should make me tall

[jaunty talon]

Bro lost a few screws mid build

[thin pollen]

Cuz I'm the three letter agencies that tasked to monitor you

[frigid saddle]

When you try to make a lego set. And that one peace its missing

[hushed grail]

Me too

[thin pollen]

Wrong

[midnight marsh]

There’s weirder

[crystal elk]

Frog are strange

[midnight marsh]

9 banded armadillo for example

[crystal elk]

Giraffe.

[hushed grail]

Human lore is weird

[crystal elk]

Giraffe are wild!

[midnight marsh]

They always give birth to four identical young, and these four babies always develop from the same egg. Ostriches make a communal nest and many females lay their eggs there. Both males and females take turns incubating the eggs.

[crystal elk]

Like, even thier birthing is wild

[hushed grail]

Like we lizard then we monkey then we human😂😂😂

[midnight marsh]

We were fish at one point

We were algae at one point

[jaunty talon]

[crystal elk]

We were even (technically) nothing at one point

[midnight marsh]

And no we weren’t monkey

[jaunty talon]

God created us in 7 days

Didn't u know

[hushed grail]

I mean that's what school taught us

[jaunty talon]

Mfer invented the week twice

[midnight marsh]

Your school is wrong

[jaunty talon]

American schools?

Wrong?

Strange.

[midnight marsh]

Dude schools don’t even teach you anything really

[hushed grail]

Nah they said we monke then we become better monke then we become humans

[crystal elk]

Yo

Rate my fit

[hushed grail]

Asian school

[midnight marsh]

Nah we have a common ancestor

[crystal elk]

Was helping a friend find the rank store.

[hushed grail]

We ain't even learning,we just scared to fail

[midnight marsh]

The school system is essentially designed like the jail system in America

[crystal elk]

No, i am Strunk

[frigid saddle]

Stunky the skinky

[midnight marsh]

Also history doesn’t even teach you proper history

[crystal elk]

Yup

MP5 bery kool

[frigid saddle]

I love shotgun now

[hushed grail]

H*tler did not oof himself?

[frigid saddle]

And now...i won't let those scav touching my crops in farm.

[hushed grail]

Told them it was my grandpa and they won't listen fr😮‍💨😮‍💨

[midnight marsh]

The body they found was that of a teenage girl

I mean they don’t

[crystal elk]

Tbh, should we even care at this point?

[hushed grail]

I always knew Napoleon was my uncle😮‍💨😮‍💨

They don't listen to me bruh😮‍💨😮‍💨

[crystal elk]

The Autrian Painter should be dead by now

[midnight marsh]

People are taught that the majority of slaves taken from Africa were brought here to the usa, and they weren’t

[jaunty talon]

Me and ladin smoking blunts together

[hushed grail]

But he was my uncle

[midnight marsh]

People aren’t even taught about black slave owners and that the first legal slave owner in the USA was black

[crystal elk]

And they were taught that basically all slaver were white or european

[hushed grail]

I mean we both short so it makes sense😮‍💨😮‍💨

[crystal elk]

But like. This.

[jaunty talon]

He was average height

[hushed grail]

Maybe

[crystal elk]

Yup

[jaunty talon]

For his age and time and area

[hushed grail]

Isn't Napoleon 5'8

[jaunty talon]

He was average

[crystal elk]

Napoleon just have tall as heck bodyguard

[jaunty talon]

They used it as propaganda in their wars

[hushed grail]

For me 5'8 is tall😂

[jaunty talon]

Made him look shorter than his men

Even on the horse

[hushed grail]

Cuz I'm 5'5 or 5'6 lmao

[midnight marsh]

@stable fractal but you say that they don’t teach you proper history

[jaunty talon]

I'm 6'4

[hushed grail]

I don't even think I'd even grow more

[midnight marsh]

There’s so many examples of how they don’t

[jaunty talon]

Give or take rly

[midnight marsh]

Butthurt?

[hushed grail]

Napoleon is the goat because he's 5'8 and Messi is 5'8 too

[jaunty talon]

I doubt they are butthurt

[midnight marsh]

I don’t

[hushed grail]

Messi 5'7*

[jaunty talon]

My bro Stephen curry has same bday as me

[midnight marsh]

Ok pal

I’m not your buddy

[hushed grail]

And Napoleon 5'6

Bruh

So we the same height

[midnight marsh]

Short

[hushed grail]

Damn I'm Napoleon fr

[hushed grail]

I'm pipino

[midnight marsh]

I’m 6’ and that’s with my spine being absolutely destroyed by arthritis

No you

[jaunty talon]

My butt hurts

[hushed grail]

My height is a bit taller than average here

[crystal elk]

I am 6'4
My back and forehead hurt

[jaunty talon]

I sat on a banana and it changed my life forever

[crystal elk]

Being scottish might actually suck ngl

[midnight marsh]

Y’all don’t have a clue how much I wanna go to a chiropractor

[crystal elk]

Listen to this sickbeat

[jaunty talon]

Lemme buy u a drank

[midnight marsh]

Didn’t ask

What if I was in Germany

[jaunty talon]

I be in the bed like
Turns over
turns over
turns over

[midnight marsh]

You ain’t finna be in concrete 💀

[jaunty talon]

Zen I'm in zee basement

[midnight marsh]

Do Germans even have basements?

[jaunty talon]

Talk to me
I talk back

[midnight marsh]

I know most of the USA doesn’t

[hushed grail]

What?

[jaunty talon]

Basements

[hushed grail]

I thought most American have basements

[midnight marsh]

No

[jaunty talon]

Most of us live in apartments

[midnight marsh]

And even then

[jaunty talon]

Like the chinese and russians

[midnight marsh]

Most houses aren’t even built with a basement

[jaunty talon]

We don't have it well in queens I'll tell u that

[midnight marsh]

You also are 95% garunteed to not have one in the south

Good luck

[jaunty talon]

My dungeon

[hushed grail]

In the Philippines we don't build basements

We just build bodegas

[jaunty talon]

When bro is still alive

[midnight marsh]

I’m in Texas so there’s like no basements

You have to custom build the house

[jaunty talon]

I live in a building that's basically commie block

I can hear the neighbors uh

Reading aloud

[midnight marsh]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[jaunty talon]

The outback

Wait that's Australia

[midnight marsh]

As someone who’s birthday is literally the day Texas declared independence from Mexico im appalled

(Also dr suess birthday)

[jaunty talon]

Hooters mid tbh

Wings soggy

[midnight marsh]

Bww wings

[crystal elk]

Hooter mid

[jaunty talon]

Ayo?

[crystal elk]

You know what keef tho?

[midnight marsh]

Now those are pretty good

[jaunty talon]

Keef is good on a bowl

[crystal elk]

Burgerking

[jaunty talon]

Scrape it pack it don't strain

[midnight marsh]

Gtfo

[jaunty talon]

I miss a big whopper

[hushed grail]

God knew I'd be op if I was 6 foot

[midnight marsh]

I hate being so tall ngl

[hushed grail]

If I'm 6 foot I'll buy Elon musk

[crystal elk]

I hate Mcdonal with a passion.

[jaunty talon]

Wish I literally had 1 dollar for a sandwich lma9

[crystal elk]

Hmm, subway is also good

[midnight marsh]

Why? It’s actually better than bk

[jaunty talon]

Dolla menu dolla dolla bills yall

Subway has trash service around here

[midnight marsh]

As a former McDonald’s employee I can confirm it’s better than bk

[hushed grail]

I play basketball at 5'5 and I'm not the shortest

[midnight marsh]

Also subway is bad

[warm whale]

Dont even try

[midnight marsh]

They have a preservative that’s in pvc pipe in subway bread

Don’t eat subway

[hushed grail]

Wdym don't try?I actually play it

[crystal elk]

Eh

[hushed grail]

I'm a pipino

[crystal elk]

Ok let see

[midnight marsh]

Quiznos is the place to go if you want a sub

Or firehouse subs

Firehouse better

[jaunty talon]

Can u cross ppl up

[crystal elk]

Ok i know what is a real keef

[hushed grail]

Japanese dudes are p2w who brings ax-50+full t6 gears in normal valley

[crystal elk]

Southern diner

[jaunty talon]

I played varsity

[hushed grail]

Dayum I forgot I haven't ate lunch and it's 2:53pm

[midnight marsh]

I’m from htx 💀

[hushed grail]

Cya

[jaunty talon]

did some basketball in the streets too I got handles

City kids know how to ball it's not a joke either.

[midnight marsh]

Houston is big on sports too

Dude my high school was 6A

[jaunty talon]

I'll take one with mcnuggets

[midnight marsh]

Not 5A

6A

[crystal elk]

Southern diner beat every fast food restauraunt ngl

[jaunty talon]

I sprained both knees

[midnight marsh]

Most schools in the country don’t even get 5A

[jaunty talon]

I enjoy egg drop soup and general tsos

Send me digital bit coin to heal me fr (jk pls god no

[midnight marsh]

Iirc there was like 1600 people in my cohort

[jaunty talon]

Do not buy bitcoin ever

[midnight marsh]

That’s just my cohort

[jaunty talon]

I miss school

Sports clubs

[midnight marsh]

Simpler times

[crystal elk]

Bitcoin suck, unless you time travel and invest in them

[jaunty talon]

Sneaking stuff in like monster to hand out

[midnight marsh]

My pe teachers were guys so

[jaunty talon]

My one pe teacher was smoking

[serene oasis]

y’all don’t know what’s considered a “hot” teacher until you meet hot literature and art teachers

[jaunty talon]

She had a big booty

[midnight marsh]

I caught my 8th grade history teacher finger blasting herself in the class

[crystal elk]

I enjoy chicken and gravy

[serene oasis]

sorry what

[midnight marsh]

True story

[jaunty talon]

Hey teach i dropped my pencil

[midnight marsh]

Nah I’m actually being serious I don’t really care if you believe it or not

[serene oasis]

send pics
/j

[midnight marsh]

I don’t bs 🤷🏽‍♂️

[jaunty talon]

Gravy type

[crystal elk]

Most normal female teacher:

[jaunty talon]

Swim teacher >

[crystal elk]

Whatever

[midnight marsh]

Again, believe it or not, I don’t really care

[crystal elk]

Also, i enjoy soup, all type of soup

[midnight marsh]

I said I happened

[jaunty talon]

Fine then don't answer

[crystal elk]

Maybe not fish

[serene oasis]

track and field coaches are where it’s at

[crystal elk]

Nuh uh

[jaunty talon]

Egg drop soup

Is good

[serene oasis]

tomato soup

mushroom soup

chowder soup

[crystal elk]

The stinker is dead, mission completed

[jaunty talon]

My favorite egg part but an entire soup

[midnight marsh]

My high school had a lot of sports tbh

[serene oasis]

broth

split pea soup

my special juices soup

[jaunty talon]

Name every broth

[crystal elk]

I enjoy chicken soup, and potatoe soup

[serene oasis]

broth

[frigid saddle]

Sad the soup...

[jaunty talon]

Soups can not have soup in the name yk

[midnight marsh]

Swimming, football, soccer, basketball, tennis, can’t remember anymore off the top of my head since it’s literally been since 2016

[serene oasis]

you should try my special juices soup

[jaunty talon]

Clam chowder

[midnight marsh]

Stew>Soup

[serene oasis]

wtf does no one run track and field here

or XC

[jaunty talon]

Beef stew

[midnight marsh]

Oh that’s something we had too

That and cross country

[jaunty talon]

Bush's baked beans

[serene oasis]

cross country is the worst

[midnight marsh]

We had a lot of sports

[jaunty talon]

Cross country skiing was fun

[midnight marsh]

Our jrotc also was one of the best in the country

[serene oasis]

“guys I want 4km for your warmup”
after 4km:
“our main workout will be 10km, and then a 2km jog”

[crystal elk]

Imma go find some meme

[midnight marsh]

That’s not even a joke

[dapper pilot]

Largest chip 💀

[jaunty talon]

😭

[serene oasis]

cross country people are like the weirdest but most funniest people you will meet

[midnight marsh]

I was in jrotc for a year and a half

[serene oasis]

how was it

[midnight marsh]

I took that instead of pe

Uh

Sucked

But our jrotc was actually one of the best in the country

There’s a colored star pin that you put underneath another one that indicates it

[terse musk]

another sleepless night woohooo

[jaunty talon]

Same

Night terrors raah

[midnight marsh]

I still have my jrotc stuff and got my gold star

Well just the ribbons and things not the uniform

[jaunty talon]

I would be doing good rn

But army refused me

So i gave up on achievements

[midnight marsh]

I would have been denied

Until I left jrotc I wanted to be a marine since I was like 10

God why y’all gotta make me feel old tho

[jaunty talon]

Just wanted to have family

Brothers

And also money

[terse musk]

how old are you talking because there’s some people i guarantee are way older 😭

[midnight marsh]

I’m 25 brother

[jaunty talon]

Yeah some of these adults be tryna rizz up kids

[terse musk]

ahh gotcha

[jaunty talon]

Like roblox

[midnight marsh]

Older than most in this discord

[terse musk]

i’d say so

[jaunty talon]

Only cuz i was born is 04

Ur just lucky

[midnight marsh]

People born after 2000 don’t exist

I refuse

[terse musk]

well

i’m not real

[jaunty talon]

I still grew up with 90s stuff unfortunately

[midnight marsh]

I’m only born in 98 but still man I don’t relate to the new generation at all

[terse musk]

unfortunately? that’s a good thing

[midnight marsh]

I relate more to millennials

I’m technically not either one

[jaunty talon]

He man on vhs

Not good

[midnight marsh]

No I don’t

I genuinely find 98% of the stuff y’all find funny just irritating and stupid

[serene oasis]

LOL

[midnight marsh]

Because it is

[terse musk]

ur correct

[midnight marsh]

Y’all are entertained by the dumbest stuff

[terse musk]

literally

but

that’s the thing

[serene oasis]

I could watch paint dry on a wall all day

[midnight marsh]

“Cheese” a million kids go crazy

[terse musk]

it doesn’t take much to entertain the newer gens

[jaunty talon]

Grandma falls for tiktok too

[midnight marsh]

I’m what you call a xilleneal or zenneal or whatever it’s called

[serene oasis]

where y’all from
US?

[midnight marsh]

Yea

[jaunty talon]

Ur age doesn't make u less prone to idiocracy

[midnight marsh]

That’s true

Looks to gen x

[jaunty talon]

Unfortunately the generation thing is like console wars

[serene oasis]

come around to singapore
you’ll see the good things that young people with education + large amounts of stress, what they can do

[terse musk]

is gen x after gen z? i don’t keep up with ts

[jaunty talon]

Until someone says they stormed the beaches imma just sit back knowing they just a normie

[midnight marsh]

X is what our parents are

[terse musk]

none of it matters to me 💀

oh gotcha

[jaunty talon]

Fr

[midnight marsh]

Boomers are their parents

[terse musk]

yea

[midnight marsh]

Gen alpha is after z

[terse musk]

gen alpha has it bad

[serene oasis]

quick qn would you like support conscription for 2 years for your country
like as in a genuine question

[terse musk]

bad bad

[midnight marsh]

Our military is voluntary

But men are forced to sign up for the draft

[serene oasis]

yeah I know
It’s different from my country
every male here has to go through conscription for 2 years

[midnight marsh]

There’s little exceptions too

[jaunty talon]

Thank god it's not mandatory we have wackjobs here

[terse musk]

doesn’t sound to voluntary if they force you to sign it

[midnight marsh]

Draft card is if we go to war

[jaunty talon]

It is

Draft will probably never come again

[midnight marsh]

Like Vietnam

[midnight marsh]

Ww3

[jaunty talon]

That ended well for us

[midnight marsh]

That’s the only time

Ww3 happens they’re definitely enacting the draft

[jaunty talon]

We loved sending our boys (literal boys btw) out in the jungle without much training

[serene oasis]

isn’t WW3 essentially like 300 years away

[midnight marsh]

Tbf my conditions would most likely force me to stay home

[midnight marsh]

I’m ngl i give it less than 5

[jaunty talon]

Ww3 will be the laziest war

[midnight marsh]

Cyber and nuclear

That’s pretty much it

[jaunty talon]

Talk this talk that bro will get turned into a parking lot soon after

[midnight marsh]

I mean there will still be boots in ground

[serene oasis]

damn world presidents gonna have like a large kill to death ratio though

[midnight marsh]

But most of the actual war will be cyber and nuclear

[jaunty talon]

Always need humans yeah

[serene oasis]

press 1 button = 8 million die

[midnight marsh]

You don’t know how many innocent Iraqians alone were bombed by the usa

[jaunty talon]

Bro forgot to toggle off friendly fire

[midnight marsh]

The Iraq war never should have happened

[serene oasis]

I mean uh
which Iraq war

like the 2003 or 1991

[jaunty talon]

We gave dudes too much gear.

Have to say it

It was a big L

Now they using hummers.

[midnight marsh]

I’m not talking about the gulf war in 1991 no

I would have said the gulf war

[jaunty talon]

Gulf war syndrome oof

[serene oasis]

the one in 2003 is unnecessary yeah

[midnight marsh]

Btw osama literally told us what he was gonna do

[jaunty talon]

They sudan but they ain't gonna find me

Hide under a tree

[jaunty talon]

Spot outta luck on the T

[midnight marsh]

The plane that landed in the pentagon landed where they were doing the accounting and burned documents that lost $5t or something like that

[jaunty talon]

The gun was a Thompson or whatever

[crystal elk]

Thompson, spas 12, and M16

[midnight marsh]

Like there was $5t missing and then the plane just so happens to land in the exact part of the building they’re doing the accounting in?

[jaunty talon]

Yes

[midnight marsh]

Don’t quote me on the amount

[crystal elk]

And then there literally just a mossberg

[jaunty talon]

Aliens dope

[crystal elk]

Yeah

I wish alien dont look like us human

[jaunty talon]

The movies had a fun movie vibe

[crystal elk]

But some would be bipedal

[jaunty talon]

Yeah aliens could be anything

[serene oasis]

okay but like other then that
I still think the US is favourable compared to other world powers

[midnight marsh]

Finally someone I can have this conversation with

[crystal elk]

Alien

[jaunty talon]

Could look very similar to another animal we would never know until we did

[midnight marsh]

You know about AATIP and Bob lazar?

Project blue book?

[jaunty talon]

Have u seen the book on what aliens think animals here look like after we go extinct

[crystal elk]

It funny how they think cat ware

But...they were almost right about cat tbh

[midnight marsh]

I’m highly inclined to believe that an advanced alien civilization would be silicon based life

[crystal elk]

Like ok, but its also kinda dumb

[midnight marsh]

Not carbon

[crystal elk]

Like, i am sure alien wouldve done more research about earth animal

Also, i am pretty sure us human would not technically go extinct

Because we would leave big something behind

[midnight marsh]

I firmly believe we get visited all the time

[crystal elk]

Hm

[midnight marsh]

And that they do surveys of the landscape and other stuff with probes

[crystal elk]

I mean

We did sent a buttload of signal in the 70s 80s

[midnight marsh]

We constantly send signals to space

[crystal elk]

Yup

[midnight marsh]

No like

Tv

Radio

[crystal elk]

We are bound to be find by something

But, the question is

[midnight marsh]

We technically received a signal from Proxima Centauri

[crystal elk]

Is there other intelligent life in the milky way

Or is it in a different galaxy?

[midnight marsh]

There’s been a few signals we have received actually

[crystal elk]

Hmm

I have hope that alien exist

[midnight marsh]

The one from proxima b was decoded to be “Help us” if that’s not ominous, then idk what is

[crystal elk]

Beong alone in theuniverse is a depressing fate

[midnight marsh]

I want you to actually read wtf that says

[crystal elk]

They mustve thier own world war tbh

Maybe a desperate plea to thewider galaxy

I wonder what we will find at proxima B?

[midnight marsh]

Apparently we saw lights

Like we have detected artificial lights on the dark side of Proxima Centauri b

JWST Discovers Methane, Carbon Dioxide in Atmosphere of K2-18 b like a few weeks ago

[serene oasis]

we’re more likely to like go to technological stagnation rather than be able to understand what proxima centauri is

like wait

[midnight marsh]

These initial Webb observations also provided a possible detection of a molecule called dimethyl sulfide (DMS). On Earth, this is only produced by life. The bulk of the DMS in Earth’s atmosphere is emitted from phytoplankton in marine environments.

[serene oasis]

I mean like

[midnight marsh]

Think about this

Only produced by life

[serene oasis]

wasn’t there a debunk of it

saying it was interference of human technology rather than actual aliens

[midnight marsh]

Wdym that’s the findings of the jwst

It’s a compound only to be found produced by life

They’re still studying it of course

But that’s still big information

[midnight marsh]

Also it was just detected last month

https://www.nasa.gov/universe/exoplanets/webb-discovers-methane-carbon-dioxide-in-atmosphere-of-k2-18-b/

You can read the literal nasa article about it if you want

[crystal elk]

What will be find at promixa B?

A dead civilization, or one that is still alive?

I hope its the latter

All we need is a signal to jumpstart our space age

[midnight marsh]

There’s 2 major issues when it comes to space travel

The great filter being one

And the ability to create a warp drive

[jolly path]

Dolphin Hold Pufferfish

[pseudo breach]

So

We gonna lose everything we got in s2?

[midnight marsh]

No

[tropic tundra]

What does this mean

[stable fractal]

just wait bro

[dark plinth]

Oh no

[stable fractal]

it will give u money after a few time

[midnight marsh]

Just means it’s checking to see if it’s a bad trade

[tropic tundra]

Do I still receive 60k?

[stable fractal]

yes

[midnight marsh]

Not like a “bad trade yk ” like a bad trade by a bad player

[tropic tundra]

Oh ty I need the money cus I need dumdum money

Alr

[midnight marsh]

Idk how else to describe it tbh

[cosmic needle]

Btw is an elite covert just a normal scav that can go into lockdowns?

[midnight marsh]

Better loot spawned with I think too

[cosmic needle]

I saw one and bro had an uzi

[cosmic needle]

More money if ur to sell it to a contact

[austere widget]

Your average Scav starter weapon

[red galleon]

That is actually relaxing full auto

[vernal mica]

Hey someone wanna play in armoury with me?

[frigid saddle]

Look like for motorcycle helmet but...very protected

[remote echo]

What S2?

Como hago para iniciar en la s2

[pseudo breach]

No

[crystal elk]

I am too broke to afford the good armor

And that 600k koen isnt real.

[thin pollen]

Saved me from alot of ambush

70k well spent

[jaunty talon]

Chips dubbo

But female

[crystal elk]

The basedest marine to ever fight on 04

[jaunty talon]

That your history your listening to

[slim elbow]

Ran out of meds

Died

With these

[frigid saddle]

Is it me or people always never lower their visor.

[brazen trout]

Dynamic weather?😳

[thin pollen]

"It's raining tacos"

[jaunty talon]

Just open your mouth

And close ur eyes

[toxic cloak]

Damn

[thin pollen]

Bruh is that blatant cheat or did you guys had a gunfight before that?

[stable fractal]

Mf remembered the spawns

[toxic cloak]

@thin pollen I think he's just good player I immediately left because I thought he was a cheater I got to excited

[jaunty talon]

That's gotta be cheats

Bro saw u thru trees that far away?

[crystal elk]

Low graphic

[jaunty talon]

Mfer got lite then

[young sail]

Guys anyone know how to chat with dev

Plz I have a question for this

Someone helpp

[crystal elk]

Nah.

[stable fractal]

Time to revenge again the guy who camping me

[jade wadi]

Grenade Launcher ❎
RPG Launcher ✅

[frigid saddle]

Only in ruasian

Or Ukrainian

Idk

[thin pollen]

Only in balkan

[jaunty talon]

We getting outta the ussr with this one

[slim elbow]

That's what he said

Also I went in raw with no equipment and just a knife this is the result

Just for fun

Ofc I died after because I forgot meds

Oh wait timer went to 0:00

Yeah

[hard bobcat]

🤑🤑🤑 💰💰

[hushed grail]

Spawn killer

[hushed grail]

Spawn killer

[waxen yacht]

alhamdulilah, hbu?

[jaunty talon]

Not zen at all

[crystal elk]

@burnt merlin

Ignore the white thing.

[jaunty talon]

Sus white color

[lament heron]

YOOO check out my new gun, I called it the Glock 47

It's a Glock AK-47 Build

[crystal elk]

What the hell

[edgy vale]

Alhamdulillah, not bad.

[terse snow]

ñoquis

[night sandal]

🤣

[edgy vale]

What's that?

[terse snow]

food

[edgy vale]

I see. 😋

[terse snow]

🇮🇹

[edgy vale]

[terse snow]

no no

Italia

[edgy vale]

Oh.

[cobalt meadow]

I'm looking for team to raid armory, anyone can help???

[edgy vale]

🙂

[mental zealot]

What do you think about winter mode in Northridge?

[haughty arrow]

how is possible?

[crystal elk]

RNG

[unreal nimbus]

i found dk-6 on farmland

too scared to use it lmao

long live gear fear

[stable fractal]

U got a t0 bullet into a t3 face mask , thats why bro

[hushed grail]

That's the only use of dk6

[worn trench]

Me who got lucky and the t3 bullet didn't penetrate dk6 🗿

[frigid saddle]

Boy that pfp.

[burnt geyser]

loving the matchmaking

[waxen yacht]

#👥┃lfg

[terse snow]

[frigid saddle]

Lol

[lusty holly]

https://youtu.be/Zna9-8RGQro?si=8n4b1SdCqlwevHc7

This is what practicing with aim trainer can get you to

[upper ice]

Where you get that

[worn trench]

Enjoy the wino 🍷 and share it to others

And enjoy ser 🧀 too

[frigid saddle]

Cheese

Great depression

...idk if this aloud...

But its off topic...

[frigid saddle]

I have 2 side or pro playing

[midnight marsh]

Texas moment 😫

[loud karma]

Jesus

[midnight marsh]

Feels A LOT better than it has

[loud karma]

ooo

is Farenheit

[midnight marsh]

Yeah

I can convert for you

[loud karma]

18° Celsius

na, bro, that's awesome temperature

[midnight marsh]

This was just a couple few weeks ago

We had 100+ weather for almost 3 consecutive months

[loud karma]

ok, greater than 90 is a hell

[mortal flame]

Hold on a sec,same helmet,nah?

[terse snow]

[mortal flame]

[terse snow]

YouTube at 3 AM

[loud karma]

Its, always the same

[frigid saddle]

...

I would like to commit death now

[mortal flame]

And ur watching it....man wtf

[loud karma]

days, rains, days cloudly

[terse snow]

no no no

[loud karma]

Hahahah

[loud karma]

wat

[frigid saddle]

My honest reaction

[mortal flame]

"no no no"

We lost him.....

https://tenor.com/view/baldafoique-coup-de-pelle-gif-18227313

[frigid saddle]

Gentleman...we got him

[mortal flame]

Btw

[frigid saddle]

Say hello to yomik

[mortal flame]

U got a link? For a friend ofc

[frigid saddle]

Link friend what?

For ab?

[mortal flame]

Aw,cute dog 😍

[frigid saddle]

...thats haram

We can't own dog

[midnight marsh]

Tbf it recommends content similar to what you watch

[midnight marsh]

Bruh has nyan CAT as his pfp and calls a CAT a DOG

[loud karma]

o Nice cat 👍🗿

[frigid saddle]

Yee he like licking

Soo tickle

[loud karma]

o, need to translate "tickle" I never hear that

[mortal flame]

Ye but, genuinely, recommendations are made from what you regularly watch,so ......
Ladies and gentlemen,we got him

[midnight marsh]

Yeah our summers get above 105-110 sometimes

[final peak]

@pliant valve this is off topic chat. if u want to post memes go to #💯┃meme

[frigid saddle]

Yo chiff

Uhh

[loud karma]

Jesus Christ 🫥

[midnight marsh]

What if the meme relates to the topic we are having in off topic?

[mortal flame]

@final peak are you a "dev" of the game?

[loud karma]

I have no idea how it feels, I pity for you

[final peak]

no

[midnight marsh]

There are no devs in the discord

[mortal flame]

Oh,sad

Fr????

[midnight marsh]

Confirmed by Vize yes

[final peak]

its alright then. but not spamming them

[mortal flame]

Bruh,nice

Wait

Ur french?

Nvm

[midnight marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[mortal flame]

Can you explain this

Same helmet

[midnight marsh]

They’re different

[mortal flame]

[midnight marsh]

They use the Same material but are different

[mortal flame]

Omg ofc!

😂

Nah but fr

[final peak]

RSP protect ur ear but it block sound. the IND200 don't protect ur ear but it won't give u sound block. RSP t5 while ind t4

[mortal flame]

Same art and just that we cant use headphones

Ye that the thing

[midnight marsh]

If you look they’re different colors

[mortal flame]

"almost" same but 1 grade height

[midnight marsh]

IND200 is green while the other is tan

[mortal flame]

I'm gonna punch you

XD

[midnight marsh]

Good luck

[mortal flame]

Nah but fr i will

[austere widget]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-the-sun-dead-cells-gif-19409747

[midnight marsh]

.

[mortal flame]

https://tenor.com/view/baldafoique-coup-de-pelle-gif-18227313

Okey,cya

[frigid saddle]

W

[stable fractal]

There were 2 on accident , 1 got deleted , so 1 counts

[midnight marsh]

Makes sense

[terse snow]

I got in just to see the chat

[austere widget]

Here's a great quote for ya

[midnight marsh]

Nah I’ll one up you with this

https://youtube.com/shorts/5DSDDtp5HG4?si=LIp_BH1VJzV3z8tM

Most people don’t know who they are

[vestal shell]

When you die to a bot

[lament heron]

My honest opinion

[frigid saddle]

Ah finely...glock 292948292i483

[upbeat elm]

What is that monster

[frigid tusk]

ohio guns

[stable fractal]

Bro is definitely 8 years old

[frigid tusk]

I'M 12 YEARS OLD

[velvet crystal]

WTF you play CM

[stable fractal]

@final peak under required age for discord 💀

[frigid briar]

im waiting here until someone release classified document for this game

[final peak]

ur 12 ?

[upbeat elm]

Like war thunder ?

[stable fractal]

Go to the warthunder server pall

[frigid briar]

btw i turn a double barrel into a double ak... i forgor to record

[frigid briar]

all they leaks is tanks, jets, and nuclear codes, i wanna know how to make your own hk416

[frigid tusk]

goodbye :v

[final peak]

@frigid briarAre you 12 ?

[stable fractal]

Mf fr messed up , I could tell it was a kid cuz they were saying "ohio cat" and "ohio gun" , something a kid does u know

[frigid briar]

nah im nine💀

[stable fractal]

Bro tryna get a ban 💀

[frigid briar]

jk im 16

btw, any advice for ak user playing at armory?

[upbeat elm]

Dude you youngest than me

[upbeat elm]

Use m110

[frigid briar]

i only have ak💀

[stable fractal]

@final peak tf bro tryna achiev

[frigid briar]

bro make that only for giant💀

[midnight marsh]

Ayo that’s a ban

[frigid briar]

yet it fits at 1 box

[stable fractal]

Definitely , tf homie tryna achiev tho

[midnight marsh]

Fr tho

[tepid maple]

Sell those things bruh💀

[frigid briar]

im on it

[mortal flame]

Big boom

[tepid maple]

big bomb

[frigid briar]

i hope arena breakout add warcrimes as feature

[mortal flame]

@frigid briar lmao u poor

[upbeat elm]

Sell em on market you'll make a lot of cash and buy m110

[mortal flame]

[frigid briar]

i have 6 of em, i dont even know what to do

its kinda suck playing with m110 alone

[upbeat elm]

Then buy a ax 50 it also works

[frigid briar]

slow af, not relieble at close range

i like to push, not snipe

[mortal flame]

Btw

Do we agree that dmr > bolt action

[zinc bobcat]

ergonomic +67

[frigid briar]

kinda

[frigid briar]

oh yeah, they bring back holocaust

i forgot, sorry

[upbeat elm]

Then go m4a1

[zinc bobcat]

isn't u tap on it?
https://media.tenor.com/kHcmsxlKHEAAAAAM/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring.gif

[frigid briar]

i swear to god... the thailanese mfs always came back with loots

[tepid maple]

Thailand tryhard mfs teamkilling me everymatch bruh

[frigid briar]

bro they always be there when im died holding mdr💀

[ancient pine]

somewhere

that light thingy is like 20 bucks

[earnest seal]

if she ain't use AP6.3 for her MP5 then ion want it

[stable fractal]

Gm all

[stable fractal]

Bros playing on a iPhone 1

[midnight marsh]

nerdy voice lshhshsh 🥸👆 actually the iPhone 2 was the first iPhone

[midnight marsh]

Those are 🔥

[glass thorn]

So woke up with a. Dream but mostly between multiple Level Infinite games

It involved the 4 bosses of Arena BreakOut as special Aurorians in Alchemy Stars

[austere widget]

You took the average fan into totality fan

[stable fractal]

The walter whites 9000
A picture of my vacation in spain

[glass thorn]

No idea in their kits but they do play well with Phantom Thieves team, no idea why

[midnight marsh]

I can’t legally leave the USA

[stable fractal]

Hasn't stopped me 💪