🐴┃off-topic-chat

[ancient pine]

@upper ice told me the rog was guhd I should get it so I bought 2 the next week

[ancient pine]

JESUS that price

[upper ice]

I should work for ASUS sales

[jaunty talon]

He did a stupid

[amber shuttle]

Worth it, but buy it from steam store

[ancient pine]

you got lucky man

my bs was falling apart

[jaunty talon]

Fr buy from steam when getting valve producta

[ancient pine]

and I was looking at red magic before you told me about rog

[upper ice]

ROG is still better

Cooling so much better

[jaunty talon]

It can't run tarkov

[ancient pine]

I didn't know bruv

[upper ice]

And red Magic is flashy too

[ancient pine]

tarkov ain't on steam

600 dollars damn

[jaunty talon]

It's not but it runs on windows

[ancient pine]

no keyboard and mouse?

[jaunty talon]

That's cheap

[upper ice]

I don't think you'd be able to play tark on a steam deck anyway lmfao

[jaunty talon]

For handheld pc

For any pc

[ancient pine]

it's got controls

[upper ice]

Tark can't even handle on high end pc

[ancient pine]

I keyboard warrior

[jaunty talon]

U can on another handheld I wanna remember the name

And that's not true i had decent frames when lighthouse dropped

[ancient pine]

you convinced me in 1 sentence

[jaunty talon]

Plug in u can use

[ancient pine]

rlly

it supports USB?

how much is it on steam

I get steam points for buying it off steam

[upper ice]

Anyway

[jaunty talon]

It's same price as crappy pc

Shouldn't be more than 1 grand

[upper ice]

https://tenor.com/view/loona-helluva-dancing-gif-happy-dance-gif-furry-loona-helluva-boss-gif-4126014703283190695

[ancient pine]

yeah but I have a nice PC and I'm used to 300 fps on high settings

[jaunty talon]

U should get points for it

[upper ice]

Right i got distracted with drum n bass

[ancient pine]

I won't get used to trash settings and 30 fps

[upper ice]

I'm getting on the game nkw

[ancient pine]

bruh why

[jaunty talon]

Then don't get it

[upper ice]

Why not lmfao

[jaunty talon]

Deal with mobile gaming

[ancient pine]

I CANT

I need csgo

[jaunty talon]

Mobile csgo

[upper ice]

What happened to this game?

[ancient pine]

that sexy man waiting for me to play

[jaunty talon]

Ppl think it goes hard maybe u might like it

[ancient pine]

I need official csgo

[upper ice]

Ima run and gun in AB with music playing

[jaunty talon]

Lol fr

[ancient pine]

I have case opening addiction

[upper ice]

Gonna go on now

Make money

[jaunty talon]

Bye

[upper ice]

I have 50k lmao so broke

[ancient pine]

how

[upper ice]

Scav you coming

[jaunty talon]

Same except enlisted

[ancient pine]

@upper ice

[jaunty talon]

Not ab for me I'm updating scum

[ancient pine]

I have 10 hrs in ab global and I've got 3m

[upper ice]

Armoury happened to me yesterday

[jaunty talon]

To be fair u can farm loot early game

[ancient pine]

shoot everything that moves

[jaunty talon]

Unless u rush thru levels like I did

F farming loot

[ancient pine]

I'm going broke in cn as well

can't afford to buy armor anymore

[upper ice]

What's the new valley like

[ancient pine]

hurts me financially

[ancient pine]

honestly

nothing different

just they changed the port

changed the small factory

and added a church beisd ethe camp site

and that's it

[jaunty talon]

U would never guess

[ancient pine]

LMAO

[jaunty talon]

Mw3 looks trash

[ancient pine]

you have 400 hrs

and 4m

I have 10

[jaunty talon]

And only 4.2 mil

[ancient pine]

and I'm at 3

nearly 4 now

[jaunty talon]

I suck and I have more money

[upper ice]

Yeah 400 hours and i still suck

[ancient pine]

the hell do you even do to get that broke

[final peak]

The time u died to a camper

[jaunty talon]

Shut yo ahh up liar

Aint slicc cuh

[final peak]

I swear ur pfp change every second

[ancient pine]

I'm sucking too

[jaunty talon]

I like this pfp

[final peak]

From anime pic to this darksouls one

[ancient pine]

I've been dropping down my leaderboard rank

[upper ice]

I'm going to keep my Pfp

[jaunty talon]

Uncle E is relaxing asmr

I have nitro

W

[upper ice]

We're getting leaderboards next season

[ancient pine]

send nitro

[jaunty talon]

I only got it gifted

[final peak]

Give me

[ancient pine]

honestly it's a pain in my azz

[jaunty talon]

@stable fractal sent me scam link fr

[final peak]

Welp it useless for me but imma join the drama

[glass thorn]

Ok an other locations for these items? Because I feel out of luck

[ancient pine]

keeping up with the cn leaderboards was constant grinding

[upper ice]

Nah as much as you're cool AB mod so pass

[ancient pine]

but when I don't wanna grind anymore I worry I lose my rank

[jaunty talon]

I want to get ranked but far too late now

[ancient pine]

leaderboard status ruins mental health

[glass thorn]

Mostly wondering where it goes

[ancient pine]

send nitro pls

[upper ice]

I want reset so everyone is on the same playing field

[final peak]

[ancient pine]

leaderboards reset weekly

[glass thorn]

Or do I need to do a lot of chain of deals with Contacts to get those Gold tier items

[jaunty talon]

Armory, higher loot values. Or blockade if ur looking for less risk

[glass thorn]

Oh

[upper ice]

Your leadership made me Illegal

[jaunty talon]

No just the topic

[final peak]

[glass thorn]

Been unsure on having enough firepower to Rat around Armory

[jaunty talon]

I bet mods would get mad if I talked abt my thighs and my booty

That sounded horrible

[final peak]

But that guy he somehow saw me through the tree while i can't see a thing

[jaunty talon]

But u get my point it's just a topic mods don't want anyone to abuse

[ancient pine]

Le cheff make me Le baguette

[upper ice]

Even the normal one?

[ancient pine]

gib

[final peak]

When i watched the kill cam it as if im in the middle of open and me can't see but jungle

[jaunty talon]

Alanev is wolfs cupcake

Awh nah

[final peak]

🥖

[ancient pine]

my cc got declined tryna buy nitro lmao

[ancient pine]

swallow it whole

[jaunty talon]

That moment when u can only see the tippy toppy of their head

[ancient pine]

what does nitro even do nowadays

[jaunty talon]

Emojis.

Dont buy it just beg for gift fr

[final peak]

Nahh don't u will get chocked. Eat it with peanut butter n jelly

[final peak]

He kills you

[jaunty talon]

I make 10 mil in armory with a mentor they can have nitro

As many raids as it takes

[jaunty talon]

But bro on killcam is just wide open

[final peak]

Ikr

While u are hiding

he sees you as clear as sky

[ancient pine]

cheff

[jaunty talon]

Clear sky

[ancient pine]

wolf gib u a gift

[jaunty talon]

Nah

[upper ice]

@final peak

Check dm

[ancient pine]

I don't want it so u can hab it chef

oi cheff boost server

[ancient pine]

I succ

[upper ice]

Cheff took it

[ancient pine]

boost server

@final peak boost server

you got 2 boosts right

[upper ice]

OH WTF

[ancient pine]

boost dis server at least once

[upper ice]

I didn't know i get paid Holiday Pay

£300

Lmao

Where did that come from

[ancient pine]

wat

our government gave those out in COVID

now it's gone

sad

[upper ice]

Yeah i already gave it to my parents for gas bills

For what it's for

[ancient pine]

government feeling bad for being a dic

[jaunty talon]

Free money?

Where lol

[ancient pine]

nothing from the government is ever free

[upper ice]

Nah this is My Work

[jaunty talon]

Gas station didn't give me holiday

[upper ice]

£300 Holiday pay

[jaunty talon]

B b but vacccinneee

[ancient pine]

bro is a McDonald's worker buying expensive shirts and buying nitro you ain't no McDonald's worker

[upper ice]

Now i can buy more Loona shi

[jaunty talon]

Bro doesn't pay rent yet

[ancient pine]

we Canadians have a easy way to avoid the vaccine. WE RAN

[upper ice]

I do sort of

[jaunty talon]

When he does spending finna go down alot like mine did

I mean like 2gs a month

Well i live in the worse living conditions available but still

[ancient pine]

I'll be honest I've probably wasted more money than you did on ur loona shi

[jaunty talon]

I split it with the person i moved in with

[jaunty talon]

Do u have a moby huge

[ancient pine]

bought 2 rog phones this year, a new PC power supply which I didn't even need and a new CPU cooler just because cs2 came out and I'm about to buy either r a rog ally or the steam deck

[upper ice]

I'm buying the Poster right now

[jaunty talon]

U live with parents?

[ancient pine]

I live in a dorm

[jaunty talon]

Why everyone got cheap living spaces

[ancient pine]

with 6 other men

[jaunty talon]

Had that in rotc

[upper ice]

If i could move out i would

[ancient pine]

bro fell asleep first what should I do with him

[jaunty talon]

Not for long tho

Few months

[upper ice]

But rn i gotta be there for my dad

[jaunty talon]

Mummy

[ancient pine]

it's a dude

[upper ice]

Gonna buy this

[jaunty talon]

I can get a poster like that for 5 bucks bro use an extension!

[jaunty talon]

U get coupon-

[ancient pine]

do u have a loona body pillow

[upper ice]

It's signed but the Actual Voice Actor scav

[jaunty talon]

Can u have

Relations with it

[upper ice]

Tbh i dunno what a body pillow is

[jaunty talon]

Daaaam

[ancient pine]

it's a pillow

as big as you

with a pic of loona on it

[jaunty talon]

Nah I'm not showing u I'm gonna get bullied

[ancient pine]

that's a body pillow

[upper ice]

Then no that's just Excessive

[ancient pine]

weebs have anime girls on it and hug them when sleeping

[jaunty talon]

U can get tarkov ones

[ancient pine]

I have a body pillow too ngl

[upper ice]

I'd get a plush

[jaunty talon]

They are low quality asf

[ancient pine]

I have a body pillow of buff tagilla

[upper ice]

But it'd sit on a shelf

[ancient pine]

I got a custom tagilla body pillow lmao

[ancient pine]

friend bought me it as a joke

[upper ice]

It's a Decor "

[jaunty talon]

The thing i ordered I can't even mention here

How ironic i can't even talk abt it and I love talking about material objects

[ancient pine]

do you have the loona figurine

even I have a helluva figure

cheap and funni

[jaunty talon]

U seen the show?

Aren't u anti weeb

[upper ice]

Who?

[ancient pine]

girl in a suit

[upper ice]

Also nah I'm gonna save the money

I need a single a bed

[ancient pine]

this thing is like 20buckz

[upper ice]

You have that?

[ancient pine]

if you can spend 25 on a shirt u can spend 20 on a figure

[ancient pine]

not mine

[wise agate]

I need to clear my cache after seeing this

[ancient pine]

mines the other one

[upper ice]

Beezlbub?

[ancient pine]

idk

[upper ice]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-bee-helluva-boss-gluttony-gif-13238030763118667917

[jaunty talon]

Don't have any toys other than this

[ancient pine]

oh wait

no

it's helltaker

[jaunty talon]

Oioo yeah

I mean cringe yeah cringe.

[ancient pine]

hmmmm

sus

[upper ice]

Tbh

[jaunty talon]

Can u eat the sprats like the pmc

They aren't that good

[stable fractal]

@acoustic mountain

[acoustic mountain]

LET'S go baby

[ancient pine]

for unknown reasons I must have this

[jaunty talon]

Chubby chaser awn nahwwh

[upper ice]

Jesus

[jaunty talon]

Why is bro taking off his flipflops

[upper ice]

1.21 dollar rate is azz

[ancient pine]

15 dollar figure

[jaunty talon]

Hold up i got like a 12k card

Old school mtg

[upper ice]

That's cute

Where you find that

[ancient pine]

Sketchy website

[upper ice]

You're forgetting the Shipping fee

International shipping fee

[ancient pine]

you paid 25 for a shirt dude

[jaunty talon]

Fr

This isn't the one but it's worth a few hundred

I have to look tomorrow when i can go downtown

[ancient pine]

is that a pokemon card

[jaunty talon]

No

[ancient pine]

that's a pokemon card

[jaunty talon]

It's like pokemon but for adults

Ur smoking crack

[ancient pine]

poke your mom card?

[jaunty talon]

Me engrish bad that what say?

[unreal nimbus]

the red light destroyed my quality

[jaunty talon]

Ik u got other colors

[unreal nimbus]

i used to have these

[jaunty talon]

I have those too

Multi hundred dollar cards?

Jesus

[jaunty talon]

Trade my Lotus replica for an eldrazi

[unreal nimbus]

no, iam not a no lifer to collect papers with 1000$ worth

[ancient pine]

oh

you have Yu-Gi-Oh cards

[unreal nimbus]

would bonk u with a sledgehammer

[ancient pine]

magic Yu-Gi-Oh cards

[jaunty talon]

Hey my cards are an investment

[unreal nimbus]

average tarkov experience

[jaunty talon]

Play labs with me

[ancient pine]

would headbutt you

[unreal nimbus]

u cant kill tagilla 😎

[jaunty talon]

That's a lie AP SX exists

45 rounds go thru him like butter

[ancient pine]

report him to your local authorities for theft

[unreal nimbus]

shush

[stable fractal]

Lmfaoo

[jaunty talon]

Now get on labs

It's the only map

[ancient pine]

get on counter strike

[unreal nimbus]

nah cs2 bad

[ancient pine]

I get u wins on cs

[jaunty talon]

Cs2 is cs1 but with new smoke

[ancient pine]

your boolets don't like to register

[jaunty talon]

Gunplay oddly similar almost feels copied and pasted

Dam fr?

[upper ice]

@ancient pine

[jaunty talon]

I only seen gameplay stuff looks early access to me

[ancient pine]

spending a fortune on a cartoon aniaml

[jaunty talon]

Maybe it's cuz og cs is so smooth idk

[ancient pine]

they use a new tick system

[upper ice]

It's a niche thing

[ancient pine]

as much as I love cs

I have to admit

the tick system is so bad

[jaunty talon]

Oh yeah and new gore system right

[ancient pine]

my shots don't register

[ancient pine]

it's alright

[stable fractal]

Demonic wolf*

[ancient pine]

awping doesn't feel good anymore and shots don't register with hit boxes

[jaunty talon]

Blood looked pretty nice for volumetric texturing or whatever it's called

[jaunty talon]

U can't flick anymore?!?

[ancient pine]

nope

[upper ice]

Scav you getting on?

[ancient pine]

it's a new tick system

[static comet]

Man why does my enemy does not die when I empty my whole mag on them in cs ?

[jaunty talon]

Why i suck st ab

[stable fractal]

Hit box moment

[ancient pine]

bullets come out ur gun slower

[jaunty talon]

At*

[ancient pine]

and it's on par with the server

[jaunty talon]

Literally ruined guns naaaaahah

[static comet]

I swear other than 2-4 bullets most of them hit him but it only shows 3 bullets hit while he hit me with 2 bullets I am fead

[ancient pine]

despite destroying mm I still g3t pissed when my blatant shots dont hit

[jaunty talon]

Goes to show every game needs update time

[ancient pine]

the cs2 graphics and look is definitely better

enemies are easier to spot

more competitive feeling to it

it's just they need to improve the new tick system

[upper ice]

Meh i don't see the difference to the people who buy mickey mouse shi

[upper ice]

Because solo is just depressing

I been waiting for you this whole time

It's nearly 9pm

[jaunty talon]

Oh.

Man I'll just ruin ur raids rn trust me I don't want to be a douche I'm bummed out rn

[upper ice]

My raids are money runs

[jaunty talon]

U sure u won't mind if I'm muted? @upper ice

Bruh what

Dm me it

Oh wsit it's a text

Thought it was an image LOL

[rustic reef]

I was doing port fighting boss, im hiding behind a sandbag barely peeking out to shoot the boss when he kills me while in the smoke by shooting me 6 times into what was barely a pixel

Barely a pixel

[static comet]

I am talkinf about counter strike

[rustic reef]

And when it told me where he tagged me it said he tagged me on middle of the arm area

[rustic reef]

Oh

Bruh

[oblique quail]

Hi

[celest stream]

YOOOOO

its deke !

[charred path]

Hi

[stable fractal]

STOP SELLING ME PISTOL GRIPS

[restive iron]

Use a mosin

[stable fractal]

Whomst ping me

[white gorge]

NO

[white gorge]

Idk

[stable fractal]

WHY!

[white gorge]

Because pistol grips....ARE THE PATH TO SUCCESS

Also i just realised we both have cosmos related names

[stable fractal]

Ikr

[cosmic needle]

Just opened a smurf account lmao

[acoustic mountain]

@stable fractal I killed Fred and extracted lol

[dense quartz]

Is this an ok loadout?

[cosmic needle]

First time?

Anyways smurf gaming

[acoustic mountain]

Nah , just we were in covert and he had to leave so informing him of the result

[cosmic needle]

I still havent claimed my stuff from scav

A whole m110 bundle loadout ngl

[runic root]

Guys

Allah made the world what it is like

Jesus/god made life

And atheists made the universe

I solved religious tensions 😎😎

[cosmic needle]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOCKDOWN SCAVS

[runic root]

☠️

[thin pollen]

Lockdown main ain't save no more

[cosmic needle]

Good shi i opened a new acc lmao

Cba to waste my 15 mil on a normal run

[runic root]

Bro really spent 10 times my savings on just one run

☠️☠️

[cosmic needle]

Oh hold on

[cloud trail]

The Last of Us or MW3

[cosmic needle]

Id choose a new phone

[runic root]

😭

[cloud trail]

So which one?

Lmao

[runic root]

Mw3

More Popular

More mmo

More active

More weapon variety

More Devs

More playerbase

More graphics

More features

More events

More YouTubers making videos about it

I can list

100 more things

[stable fractal]

Wanna rat?

[runic root]

No

[cloud trail]

Yeah, I'm down

[stable fractal]

Aight add me , we can do it

[cloud trail]

ign
??

[runic root]

Ban him

😡😡😡

[cloud trail]

What's ur in game name?

[stable fractal]

Same as this

[cloud trail]

Alr

Mine is
[Rezzy]

[cloud trail]

I'm in North America wbu?

[stable fractal]

Central asia

Oh that's too bad you will get high ping

[cloud trail]

Bro?!?

gg

Nvrm

[stable fractal]

😦

[dusk cedar]

I like turtles!

🐢

[pseudo breach]

[stable fractal]

Soap

[lost roost]

Opinions

[lament heron]

(Combat masters)
Look at my guns and tell me they don't go hard

[cosmic needle]

And i just got a whole ace on level 8 lmao

Going with an mp5 with pso ammo, not even dumdum, PSO

[stable fractal]

That g18 hits hard

[cosmic needle]

Use another stock, integrated stocks are only useful on budget builds

[rustic reef]

Broo the recoil 😭

[dense quartz]

Lost 400k today, for reference, I had 700k.

[rustic reef]

@terse pasture

[terse pasture]

whats to the left of the 4x?

[rustic reef]

IR laser

Its stupid expensive

The gun as a while

Whole

The BV laser is stupidly expensive

[glass thorn]

Yea kinda impractical for using the Laser equipment

[terse snow]

ñya~

[glass thorn]

A high risk Magnum Opus

The body of work designed to sneak attack most Scavs in the kneecaps

Or bosses

[stable fractal]

Dawg

Who the hell names these phobias? @midnight marsh

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[stable fractal]

The fear of long words

[midnight marsh]

But what I’m saying is transphobia and homophobia etc make no sense toward the literal word phobia

I’m not scared of them

No irrational fear

[stable fractal]

Yea ik loo

How bruh

[copper harbor]

This is my song

I’m Hank still the real pueer cowboy the gerbil loving we’re winning Hal boy I’ve gotta butt cheeks in pull out my willy stir your [__] like a hot bowl a’chill I’m hank still the real pueer cowboy

[stable fractal]

When season 2 comes out will there be a loot wipe?

[frigid saddle]

First soon
And two alot of loot in lockdown probably

I don't have s2 test but I'm gonna guest it

[stable fractal]

Ok

[frigid saddle]

...

[upper ice]

Look like an absolute clusterf

[hallow spruce]

Juicey covert farm run

[midnight marsh]

Wtf

I don’t get that stacked wth

I thought my scav rng was good

[hallow spruce]

I can’t even store anything cause my storage is full (I’m a hoarder)

[midnight marsh]

@lusty holly

[lusty holly]

Hehehehe

[lusty holly]

Me too brother

[stable fractal]

BRUH WTF?

[midnight marsh]

I’m sayinnn n

[stable fractal]

DUDE RNG JUST ROLLED 100%

[stable fractal]

WATCH HIM LOSE IT TO A PISTOL THO

[hallow spruce]

Tbh I’m too scared to run tactical 😤

[midnight marsh]

I’d be too nervous on that scav run

[stable fractal]

Run it

I wanna see you lose all that gear to 1 frag

[midnight marsh]

I’d run straight to extract 💀

[hallow spruce]

Nuh uh

[stable fractal]

Bro used all his luck in a scav run

[midnight marsh]

💀

[stable fractal]

Watch his next runs be dog water after this

[hallow spruce]

Why must you curse me so

[midnight marsh]

My rng is decent with them but not that good wtf

[stable fractal]

And i thought my RNG was god tier

[hallow spruce]

Thy hearth is as black as my skin

[stable fractal]

“Survived”

lost an rpk-16

Bro is on 1 hp

fr

[unreal sorrel]

I have pic perms chat?

[midnight marsh]

Literally 1hp

[stable fractal]

i even hip fired him

[stable fractal]

WDYM SURVIVED GAME?

THATS SURVIVED TOO YOU?

THIS NIG

[midnight marsh]

You’ve had pic perms here 💀

[stable fractal]

THEN WHAT THE HELL

IS DEAD?

[hallow spruce]

When a body is immobilized and no longer breathing

[stable fractal]

im going insane now

[unreal sorrel]

oh it's off topic chat nvm

[stable fractal]

Bro got that madness combat treatment

[midnight marsh]

You get them in gen at rank 3

#🏆┃leaderboard if you need to check

[stable fractal]

THORAX 1 HP

HOLY SHST

Tbfh tho

MAN BROKE EVERY PART OF HIS BODY

That dude so buy a loto ticket

HE STILL SURVIVES

I have a feeling he ganna win

[stable fractal]

Hey wait a minute

[stable fractal]

Thanks for the free RPK

[hallow spruce]

I’m debating how I’m going to cause myself pain.

[stable fractal]

wait a minute

BWHAHAH

WAIT A FVCKING MINUTE

SUP HOMIE

NAH

bros RNG is BAD

I EVEN HAD DEFENDER ARMOR DAMN

fr

[stable fractal]

Thanks for the free loot

[unreal sorrel]

@midnight marsh

[midnight marsh]

Look at the head hp

[stable fractal]

I lived

[midnight marsh]

You hit 0 tho

[stable fractal]

wah

[stable fractal]

Totally didn’t bleed out the second deke died

[unreal sorrel]

You wanna run some covert or maybe armory or farm lockdown?

lowkey I'd rather do covert rn cause my mom's gonna tell me to go to sleep soon

[midnight marsh]

Sure my phones at 43% rn tho

[unreal sorrel]

in an hour

[midnight marsh]

I can run one or two with you

[unreal sorrel]

if you want you can let it charge and ilyk when I hop on

[midnight marsh]

Alright

[stable fractal]

Im positive deke is going to lower my sells and give me more mags I don’t need

[unreal sorrel]

igh cool

[stable fractal]

Bc i “survived”

what weapon did u use?

[stable fractal]

I forgor

just need to verify in farm

damn

but u killed me in farm right?

motel?

I forgot ik i killed someone in motel

Then died after wards

[midnight marsh]

💀

[stable fractal]

aw damn

I bleed out

[midnight marsh]

You should be able to see who killed you deke

[stable fractal]

dunno i forgor too

Istg if it wasn’t me that killed him

The rng of us being the same health

And him posting the stats that match with mine

Is so low

top tier mod

[midnight marsh]

You can just check raid history 💀

[stable fractal]

Nah

[midnight marsh]

No?

[stable fractal]

Too lazy

Plus

I have 10 loses back to back

Im not ganna dig through them

[midnight marsh]

Bruh

But yeah it doesn’t show the enemy name on that screen screen weird

[stable fractal]

For simplicity reasons

Ima just say deke was the one

I shot in motel on farm

[cloud trail]

Mw3

[stable fractal]

Pov armory

[midnight marsh]

Just another rerelease by a cash grab company

[hallow spruce]

I like turtles

[midnight marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-gif-10075040375071383514

[lament heron]

This is Saturn, it's our friend, say hi to saturn

[frigid saddle]

Howdy saturn.

[frigid saddle]

The eepy

To death

[midnight marsh]

Screw #💬┃game-chat

[amber shuttle]

Dead chat

[midnight marsh]

Nah I’m just tired of being told to come here when I’m having an ab convo and it takes small detour

[cinder coyote]

Didn't expect that

[frigid saddle]

Lmao

[dusk cedar]

I like turtles!🐢

[cinder coyote]

Dog

[frigid saddle]

give bomb

Do it

[cinder coyote]

No you do it

[stable fractal]

why the jew got that kind of smile

[lament heron]

No context

[stable fractal]

just found two rare keys in farm

hm

[hexed fulcrum]

How to make money?

[stable fractal]

sell shst and stuff

idk

[hexed fulcrum]

I be broke and die basically every time

[frigid saddle]

Just do scav run. Get loot. Extract. And use that scav run gun to do normal run

Use cheap weapon

Like sks

Shotgun and gt shell

Gt? I think

Cost 3k per 30 shell

[stable fractal]

yeah covert too

[hexed fulcrum]

I try and get headshot lmao

[frigid saddle]

Just call it scav run

Cover ops it just... Scav.

[stable fractal]

lemme call it what i wanna

[frigid saddle]

With discussing

[frigid saddle]

Alright i suppose.

I kinda like my long barrel shotgun

[stable fractal]

@final peak

[fervent void]

Huh

[stable fractal]

#📚┃rules

[fervent void]

Oh noo is a "🤓☝️" guy

[frigid saddle]

Lmao

[stable fractal]

Actually no

Lmfaoo

[fervent void]

I didn't promote hate so... yeah

[stable fractal]

Idrc tho

Common sense is something you lack

[fervent void]

OK 👍

[stable fractal]

#🎬┃content-promotion lol

[austere widget]

Dammit

[vale ermine]

I hear their a toe sniffer among us

[dapper pilot]

WHO TF DID THIS O_O

AND THERE WAS 10 MORE BEHINDE ME 💀

Nah who ever did this is a lEGET MENACE

[vale ermine]

Average genocide pro pmc

[dapper pilot]

💀

[cerulean imp]

Nothing surprising, it’s the boss squad, they’re always grouped up together

[stable fractal]

seems like an average round of farm that i play on

i totally dont do that when playing on farm

[hushed grail]

A sniper probably took them out while

[stable fractal]

jugding by how they die

seems like something i do

just spray and pray

[hushed grail]

While their team distract them causing their position to be open

[hushed grail]

It looks like an m110

[stable fractal]

it could be

2 of them died at the same time in the same way

so it was 1 shot fired and it killed both of em

[stable fractal]

your shoulder is going to hate you

if it even exists after that game

[keen hearth]

🙂

[dapper pilot]

It was north bridge takeyy...

[timid sparrow]

F

[stable fractal]

not again

[ancient pine]

this is the real extract camper it's chambered In 7.62x54 as well and is semi auto

[low hornet]

Mfw when can do that better with SVD or SVTU: they should’ve added a 600 nitro express revolver if they wanted a snipvolver

[hard phoenix]

Lil bo was too tired of doing nothing the whole day 😔

[gritty trellis]

Ratted

[quaint glacier]

@supple ferry as i was going to say you must be referring to the M107 CQ

[supple ferry]

never seen that before

that's new

[quaint glacier]

heres a 25mm GL variant of the M107 too, called the XM109

XM because it never went official (it FAILED

[supple ferry]

smexy gun

[supple ferry]

lmao, what happened?

[quaint glacier]

i dont think putting 25mm grenade projectiles into a barrett was a good idea, neither did the US military

[supple ferry]

like

25mm

grenade launcher ammunition?

[quaint glacier]

it jammed alot to the point where its just unreliable, even for long range sniping missions, if i remember correctly

[quaint glacier]

yes

that muzzle brake is pretty sick

[supple ferry]

imagine you being the insurgents
and then see a 25mm flying towards you

[supple ferry]

also no wonder why the magazine looks different

[quaint glacier]

that is, if it even detonates or actually goes to where its supposed to go

[supple ferry]

lemme guess
the accuracy suck ahh?

and grenade malfunction?

[supple ferry]

short barrel
the ammo, is that standard 25?
like does any other guns use it? or is it only the xm109

[quaint glacier]

who knows, honestly

the entire program went silent and the XM109 project was never disclosed, it could still be under research and experiment

[supple ferry]

honestly
I'd stick to my m203

[quaint glacier]

ammunition specifically designed for the XM109
it had greater range than any other of the 107/87 rifles too

[supple ferry]

powder probably not much in the cartridge

[quaint glacier]

hilariously, the cartridge is literally a over-glorified mk211 raufoss bullet

[supple ferry]

inflated mk211

[supple ferry]

if mk211 was american

[quaint glacier]

the blue cartridge on the 1st image follows the raufoss projectile if i remember correctly

actually no

its probably the cartridge on the right

yeah it should be the cartridge on the right

[supple ferry]

why does the blue boy looks like a...

[quaint glacier]

its probably a training round

[supple ferry]

no-

[quaint glacier]

i am aware

[supple ferry]

or a chalk

or a eraser lol

[quaint glacier]

oh and theres this silly direct fire assault fully automatic grenade launcher

blame the germans for that one

[gritty trellis]

Hmmm

[versed warren]

S2??

[supple ferry]

excuse me, what the actual fu-

[quaint glacier]

i mean at least it actually worked

(now a forgotten projec

[supple ferry]

looks like a can launcher, idk lmao

[supple ferry]

revive it

I kinda want to die by it

[quaint glacier]

ar15 can launcher upper receiver:

[supple ferry]

this thing looks like it's going to fired cans in the mag

like a normal gun

or a laser gun

[quaint glacier]

X products can make anything ranging from drum mags to Whatever the damn this is

[supple ferry]

stuff launcher
(if it's round, we can pow(

[quaint glacier]

i mean sure it can fire 30mm cannon ball

[supple ferry]

extra: it it can fit, we can yeet

[timid sparrow]

YEAHHH

[crystal elk]

This is a T shirt launcher

[vale ermine]

That a mag I thought that a suppressor

[quaint glacier]

X Products specifically specified that this fires cans

[crystal elk]

Also, it can lauch grenade

[quaint glacier]

what no

[crystal elk]

It actually can

Pretty easy to, just uh

[supple ferry]

it can, if you time it fast

[crystal elk]

Am i even allow to tell people on discord this?

[stable fractal]

[quaint glacier]

i mean, sure it can fire 45mm grenades if you can fit it there

[supple ferry]

pull pin, let the thing go
fired fast

[quaint glacier]

its a 75mm can cannon

X products SPECIFIED that

[vale ermine]

Hot take what your favorite war crimes?

[quaint glacier]

theres no 75mm grenade

[quaint glacier]

denoting the Red Cross logo for health

[supple ferry]

company should hire me to make slogans for them

[quaint glacier]

(actual war crime

[supple ferry]

let the surrendered lads
fight to the dead (the more the better(
then you burn the winner(s)

[vale ermine]

Love shooting pmc when taking a toilet break then hit the the greedy on them

[vale ermine]

Sorry mate to busy in the sewers

[quaint glacier]

DID YOU KNOW THAT A GLOCK 43X SAFETY (i forgot which glock it was) COULD TURN A GLOCK 42 INTO AN AUTOMATIC MACHINE PISTOL

[crystal elk]

Bruv.

[supple ferry]

peta: tried everyways to help animals, but not actually help the animals (irl)

[vale ermine]

Glock18C?

[crystal elk]

Any single damn pattern of glock can become a ,achine pistol

[supple ferry]

you want a McPunch?

[crystal elk]

Like, all you nedd is a funny switch

[supple ferry]

with the switch

[vale ermine]

The literal version of a sidearm A-10

[quaint glacier]

18C is too expensive just get this one

[supple ferry]

illegal

[quaint glacier]

this silly glock panel

[crystal elk]

Thats a lie

[supple ferry]

it's illegal in some states

[crystal elk]

I keeo finding them on the street(they are cover in chemical)

[quaint glacier]

cough

[crystal elk]

What the actual hell is this?

[supple ferry]

search up Car-9

[vale ermine]

MP5 got full auto but Glocks got fuller auto

[quaint glacier]

M231 Port Firing System, made for the M2 Bradely Firing Ports

[crystal elk]

Did the mac 10 and the AR1t get quirky at night?

[supple ferry]

mp5 recoil are soft

[stable fractal]

I will send you guys to direct North Korea

[supple ferry]

no but (check dm)

[quaint glacier]

it fires at an estimated rpm of 1275-1600 rounds per minute

[vale ermine]

Not the same for Glock18C 😔

[quaint glacier]

basically, a M16 on steroids

[crystal elk]

Have you seen

The....glockinator?

[quaint glacier]

two 45 degree angled glock 18s

beautiful thingamajig

[crystal elk]

Hillbilly invention num 9

[vale ermine]

I hear their a toe sniffer among us by secret documents

[spice zodiac]

Hello, is there anyone who knows what the new code is?

[timid sparrow]

No

[crystal elk]

You should ask in general chat

[quaint glacier]

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NONE YET

.22 A10

[vale ermine]

Bro what the hell

[quaint glacier]

GOTTA LOVE MY BEEHIVE AMERICAN 180

[crystal elk]

Bro what the heeeeeell?

[vale ermine]

Look like a toddler make it

[crystal elk]

Is that the american 180 on meth?

[quaint glacier]

its an actual riot gun btw

[quaint glacier]

thats american 180 AS A WEAPON SYSTEM

[vale ermine]

Shoots 1,000 bean bags per minute

[crystal elk]

Back when 22lr was consider less than lethal lmao

[supple ferry]

Ohh the American 180 lmaooo

[quaint glacier]

i mean that was probably back when .22 wasnt filled to the brim with gunpowder

[crystal elk]

Hoky hsll

[vale ermine]

Making suspects blind for days

[supple ferry]

made for riot control
less lethal option

[crystal elk]

Is that a damn quad mount?????

[supple ferry]

like.... less lethal-

[quaint glacier]

your eyes are REALLY gonna hurt when that thing over-gasses

[crystal elk]

Yup

[quaint glacier]

over-gassing is when theres too much gas to the point where it blows back at your face

[supple ferry]

.22 at it finest

[crystal elk]

.22 still would kill tho tbh

[quaint glacier]

i dont think im surviving being turned into swiss cheese by FMJ .22

let alone GODDAMN HOLLOW POINT

[crystal elk]

america in the 80s was wild ngl

[vale ermine]

Who sus

[crystal elk]

I am the one who sus

[vale ermine]

One of us is Canadian or British idk

[crystal elk]

I am scottish

[stable fractal]

totally canadian

w>

[quaint glacier]

one of us here is ilipino

[crystal elk]

Wut

[quaint glacier]

filipino

[vale ermine]

Money now

[crystal elk]

Wut?!?

They deverse to die

[vale ermine]

I’m armed

[stable fractal]

[crystal elk]

For legal reason that is a joke.

[vale ermine]

😬

[crystal elk]

But illegal reason they shouod really go ki-

[vale ermine]

[crystal elk]

What s that?

[vale ermine]

E

[quaint glacier]

Hera CQR AR15 furniture

[crystal elk]

50 round mag HK416?

[quaint glacier]

theres a generation 2 CQR furniture and its alot more unergonomic than before

[vale ermine]

On no

[crystal elk]

Generation 2?

[quaint glacier]

yeah

aka the int2 on ab or whatever it was called

[crystal elk]

Kid these day dont know the struggle of trying to use the M16A4 in CQC

[quaint glacier]

i dont think thats genuinely comfortable to hold

[stable fractal]

its not

[crystal elk]

Comically large fordgrip

[stable fractal]

Who would like to play with me

[quaint glacier]

this is literally a cali compliant gun

[stable fractal]

#👥┃lfg

[crystal elk]

Oh yeah

The 10 round mag....

[vale ermine]

[quaint glacier]

fixed mag lowers EXIST

[crystal elk]

California suck

[vale ermine]

Fr

[crystal elk]

We should nuke it

[vale ermine]

The weathers are unpredictable

[quaint glacier]

PLEASE WHY

[vale ermine]

(Obliterate legs)

[crystal elk]

You reload the damn thing like you reload an LMG

An LMG with 10 round of dollar store ammo

[vale ermine]

E

[quaint glacier]

theres also a back "pin" made by the same group thats supposed to make opening the receiver easier to load said fixed mag lower receiver

[crystal elk]

Lets ses what meme i can find

[frigid saddle]

Small magazine

[stable fractal]

its about average

[quaint glacier]

you cant pull it out

[crystal elk]

Fr?

[stable fractal]

MY USEC MEME!

[vale ermine]

Seem kind small

[crystal elk]

Tis mine now

Aight gotta go

[frigid saddle]

Yes you can...just press the inject button

[stable fractal]

our!

[quaint glacier]

that is literally the only way you can reload it, not easier

[stable fractal]

not that type of mag

[crystal elk]

Time to get a free AX 50(i will become depressed later)

[quaint glacier]

Brother thats a cali-compliant fixed mag lower receiver

[frigid saddle]

Pov need my sharp finger

Ds 10.

What gun again.

[quaint glacier]

AR15

[frigid saddle]

Oh

Nvm then

[quaint glacier]

cali compliant AR15 DSI DS-10

[frigid saddle]

I thought its something else.

[frigid saddle]

Kinda cool fire mode logo

[quaint glacier]

thats HK style firing mode

that dont even work

[frigid saddle]

Sad...qqwqq

[vale ermine]

I hear their a BRITs among us with a deadly weapon

[stable fractal]

[unreal nimbus]

hi all

[amber shuttle]

true

[stable fractal]

slowly waddling to the extraction point

[crystal elk]

I am now depressed.

Aight, imma go draw something

[frigid saddle]

Oh i forgot spoiled.

Oh welp its already here.

[stable fractal]

LUNCH

[stable fractal]

succesful raid today

[timid sparrow]

THATS A BEAUTIFUL GUN

[thin pollen]

Koen looks abit dry right there

[hot herald]

I literally started with nothing other than a 1st add and now I got this

[quaint glacier]

oh boy, elite CO is live

[final peak]

@fervent void @light pelican

[radiant tide]

From @echo hemlock
AB in 4k

[echo hemlock]

Mosin ×16 zoom×4

[radiant tide]

Send this to zgilly, would be nice if AB have this double render

[potent gorge]

I won't be able to scout with the 3.5x on my swaying mosin then

[radiant tide]

Its heavy ngl

[pastel shoal]

Yo whut up everyone

[stable fractal]

i forgor

[dusky atlas]

44K 💀💀💀 keep on grinding bro your below poverty line

[stable fractal]

man ik

[dusky atlas]

I saw this dead guy clipped thru with that armor lying around 4 guys tried to kill me

[stable fractal]

cool

[stable fractal]

covert too?

nice

[grand basalt]

No

Cops

[stable fractal]

the fvck you mean cops

[grand basalt]

:)))

Joke

[stable fractal]

im doin a rat run rn

[grand basalt]

I came to kill him with mp5 dumdum

☠️☠️

I win him

[stable fractal]

dumdum rounds fr

[grand basalt]

50

[stable fractal]

but have yall tried hp rounds

[grand basalt]

I broke my left arm and sensitive area

BPZ

[dusky atlas]

Un rounds blacked out my arm idk how

[quaint pine]

Anyone knows what is this for ?

[grand basalt]

Yes

Match with other players

[stable fractal]

Nice , I just needed a break from the game tbh , stupid pole didn't even have a hitbox

[austere widget]

@fallow ocean Mate

[stable fractal]

rat run was not succesful

[frigid saddle]

Bro don't know solo means

[merry stratus]

Can someone explain why:)?

[crystal elk]

Headshot.

[merry stratus]

But i'm playing lockdown zone

[crystal elk]

Elite militant

[merry stratus]

No

Then it just showing there name

[frigid saddle]

Oh there a rare change a player scav could go on lockdown

[merry stratus]

Fr?

[frigid saddle]

Yes

[burnt geyser]

elite covert, you can see the (impostor) at the bottom

[frigid saddle]

It happened to me 2 time

[merry stratus]

Oh i didn't know that

[frigid saddle]

I wish i could go lock down but i realized im still bad