🐴┃off-topic-chat

[tired mesa]

cartel chicken

[graceful oyster]

welcome to the los polos hermanos, my name is gustavo fring, but you can call me gus

[lone plank]

T4 ammo is cheap tho, why buy t3 ammo for the deagle

[restive iron]

Tasty

[restive iron]

@dawn matrix

[dawn matrix]

ea sports

[restive iron]

If I don't exist after that I must be in the shadow realm

[dawn matrix]

nah the netherrealm

(the Netherlands)

[hard phoenix]

@barren yoke ez squad wipe

[restive iron]

U played solo?

[barren yoke]

NC dud

[hard phoenix]

Wait forgot to share the backpack

[hard phoenix]

In a squad but all of them died

[barren yoke]

Damn i thought you got the MK14 guy

[hard phoenix]

I got other people
Wasn't worth it to go for them

[restive iron]

U the last one complete the mission that mk14 looking thick

[tawny ledge]

https://youtu.be/-SlWezMrhtA?si=k_i6nAXuJ-OK3-NA

[late ledge]

Took a pic with a gamer tan girl earlier in the plane*

She was pretty though

[stable fractal]

the perfect song to go with the new manhunt event
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Z4kAZhiliHgkMxOEtg896

[stable fractal]

@alpine jungle #🎬┃content-promotion message Putting backpacks inside of backpacks seems pretty smart, but wouldn't it take up more space than just rolling them up?

[vocal lantern]

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Arena Breakout | 🎬┃clips · Aug 25, 2023, 3:03 PM

[lime seal]

i hope the lithium in that guys phone sprays in his face at boiling temperatures

[alpine jungle]

It cost not much but its on yours like I have so guns that I can't keep them in all of my storage and every backpack carrying like 9 guns or less
And some mags and big stuff

[lusty heath]

Bags are lowkey like shulkers lmao

[stable fractal]

So I guess we're promoting literal terrorism now, lol

[lusty heath]

Lmfao

Nice

[potent hill]

Nope those are ground troops

Not terrorists

[fringe onyx]

Handsome little devil

[visual pagoda]

Hollup i got an attachment for this weapon:

[warm whale]

i wanted that sniper

[pallid berry]

my fear when other players use this weapon 🗿

[errant sequoia]

My first ever Golden Lion

[frigid saddle]

Huh soo off topic.

[frigid saddle]

Once i got that from scav having armor piercings ammo

In lock down farm

My teammates mate die by factory camper

[warm whale]

gonna slap these mfs with my big long white sniper

[frigid saddle]

The white death

Use mosin and no scope.

[warm whale]

Your gonna die from all the jiz

[frigid saddle]

Tarkov its pretty rough game.

[warm whale]

i lost both of my mosins 😦

[frigid saddle]

Also how you even know the things you could loot?

[frigid saddle]

😔... Meow...

[warm whale]

they spawn certain places

idk all spawns but you can tell

[frigid saddle]

But they don't glow but how would you know you could open?

[warm whale]

and boxes or crates are pretty obv

[warm whale]

just look

it will say

[frigid saddle]

👀👀...

I am blind.

Also... Is it just me or i just realized that you could open all drawers

(i literally knowing this by now...)

[warm whale]

idk

[frigid saddle]

....i die 5 time... Today's... I lost soo many expensive gear for thing...

Atleast once in a raid i lill 5 guys and i die by random guy from above.

[warm whale]

yeah same

[silk shale]

anyone else got gear fear or is it just me

its fear of losing high value loot so you dont want to play tactical ops

[iron smelt]

L

a lot of people have it

i found that dominating armory made me numb to the fear i get

so, self confidence helps lower gear fear

[final peak]

i used to have it now i don't because playing armory with good friends will let that feel go away

not only armory, play lockdown

everyone losses high value gear but will get better gear soon

[mental bronze]

Who can help me get knife
I want knife
Bc my favorite animal is shark
And shark + knife = cool to me
But me + money = impossible

[warm whale]

get a job

[prisma flint]

Wear the high value loot and die. You will lose the feeling of losing as you now have nothing to lose.

Half truth, half comedy.

[spiral sluice]

Who found squadward

[lament heron]

Me

[spiral sluice]

The aerodynamics on that is 💩

[lament heron]

Yes

[warm whale]

@final peak

[vague goblet]

T

[regal plaza]

[sacred salmon]

I present an Ultimatum to this entire server.

[tight saffron]

EAT

YOUR

Why can't I say vegetables

[graceful oyster]

it is electronic warfare it doesnt need that much speed to have to use an aerodynamic airframe

[jaunty talon]

Blud never heard of onward

[warm whale]

wat

[jaunty talon]

A game

[warm whale]

Idk

Never heard of it

[mental bronze]

It is that time of day again

Who can help me get knife
I want knife
Bc my favorite animal is shark
And shark + knife = cool to me
But me + money = impossible

And no I can't get a job or ask my parents

[hot token]

Oh yeah, food

[topaz pine]

rainy day at airport

[tight widget]

I love this game🥰

[zinc bobcat]

lets gooo

[olive hawk]

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool, although you're only a man
So give it up and smile

[zinc bobcat]

come with shotgun back with full stuff

[pine chasm]

Looks delicious, sorry for bad English

[barren yoke]

[zinc bobcat]

look good and uhhh weird in same time

[ancient pine]

Nut

[pine chasm]

Bruh tryna taste heII before going to heaven

[barren yoke]

That's a warcrime

[slow hare]

Fr💀

[wanton kernel]

Where the proof?

[ancient pine]

@wanton kernel

Ranked 91 on cn leaderboards

Inv value of 40m

Playtime 900 hours +500 global

Ranked in value comp that just ended recently and got the banner for it

[wanton kernel]

Okay bud and you complaining about movement?

[ancient pine]

This game is a out realism

In my lobbies people are jump peaking including me

In tarkov that really doesn't happen

[wanton kernel]

This isn’t tarkov though fool it’s AB

[ancient pine]

Ab was meant to be "realistic"

You jump peak somebody irl?

[merry dust]

Saw this on chat a minute ago what do you think

[wanton kernel]

You can the fact you’d even ask that lol, not everyone weighs 300lbs, some people can actually jump

[ancient pine]

I have a real MTV vest with armored platings

Try jumping with it

[wanton kernel]

The fact you’d say it’s impossible irl tf outta here lol

[ancient pine]

Do you have an actual vest?

Light vest sure but what protection does that give

[wanton kernel]

I jumped with level 4 plate carrier on

I know what it’s like fool

[ancient pine]

A plate carrier is light

It's a plate carrier smh

Why don't the cops jump peak angles then hmm?

[wanton kernel]

Sometimes light weight is better lol

[ancient pine]

Sure you can jump irl with light armor but why don't people do it

[wanton kernel]

Just saying

[ancient pine]

Situations of course

[stable fractal]

it is possible to jump peak

[wanton kernel]

Cause In the moment no one thinks to

[wanton kernel]

100%

[ancient pine]

How bout airsoft

[stable fractal]

but its not a viable option

[ancient pine]

Nobody jump peaks in airsoft either

[stable fractal]

me who does

[ancient pine]

Because movement in real life isn't as flexible

[wanton kernel]

Airsoft and paintball I jump peak cause it’s fun to mess with people lol

[ancient pine]

That gives you a disadvantage ngl since anywhere getting hit is a kill

[stable fractal]

exactly

[ancient pine]

Why not irl? Because your life is on the line and you aren't as flexible

[stable fractal]

i play airsoft for fun

not for kills

[wanton kernel]

Same this guy is a clown lol

Dude worried about kdr irl lmao

[ancient pine]

Show me your plate carrier rn

[stable fractal]

lol

[wanton kernel]

Go touch some grass my dude

[ancient pine]

your the one who said I had a skill issue? Lmao

[stable fractal]

true

[ancient pine]

I'd smoke you irl and in game

[scarlet mantle]

Btw imma make composite armor plating using Aluminium

[wanton kernel]

It’s 2am I am not digging my stuff out rn lol

[ancient pine]

Because you don't have it

[stable fractal]

u think i should abandon my vacation and go back home to show u my plate carrier

[wanton kernel]

It’s in the garage, I don’t wanna wake the whole house up, I’m considerate unlike you

[scarlet mantle]

Just do your vacation

[ancient pine]

So your saying that jump peaking is realistic?

[scarlet mantle]

Scoliosis be like:

[wanton kernel]

It is if you actually are competent

[ancient pine]

Why don't law enforcement do it clearing corners then?

Why don't the military do it?

[wanton kernel]

But I guess not all can be lol

[ancient pine]

Answer the question

[wanton kernel]

Cause to reduce the rate of casualties

So they sweep slowly

[ancient pine]

Your contradicting yourself right now lmao

[wanton kernel]

How so?

Do explain.

[ancient pine]

Your literally saying people do it irl and it's a thing now your saying people dont and clear corners slowly to avoid casualties

Nice

You drunk or smth

[wanton kernel]

You don’t read, in a military or police operation you can’t break protocol

[ancient pine]

Exactly

It's a protocol

Because it's ineffective

[wanton kernel]

If you’re a civ go right ahead you could definitely get away with it

[ancient pine]

Of course

But it's protocol because jump peaking is ineffective

And now you admit it?

You've just proved my point

[wanton kernel]

Bruh that is not what I’m saying lol

[ancient pine]

Than do explain

Why is it protocol?

To give the enemy a better chance? Lmao

[stable fractal]

ok just stop now

[wanton kernel]

Protocol is following the operation to a T NOT STRAYING FROM OBJECTIVE, if you were to do this in a military setting you’d be reprimanded for your actions and discharged

[ancient pine]

which protocol is it from the book hmm? Which section

[wanton kernel]

That’s why people in military and police force don’t do it cause they don’t wanna lose their jobs

[stable fractal]

JUST STOP IT

[ancient pine]

Do you really think protocols or rules exist for no reason? Lmao

[stable fractal]

ur makin a mechanic in a game into a fight

[wanton kernel]

Simple as that lol now go back to complaining about movement.

[ancient pine]

Your not a mod

[stable fractal]

ab might be realistic

but its not irl

[wanton kernel]

Facts

[ancient pine]

Your pfp is cod my guy

[stable fractal]

are u one?

[ancient pine]

Peaking in ab feels like cod

[ancient pine]

Why do I have to be one

And since your not a mod what power do you hold

[stable fractal]

more than u think

[ancient pine]

in your mom's bed I hold it too

Giving her nice compliments about her hair

[stable fractal]

blud coudnt think of anything other than that

[wanton kernel]

Yeesh didn’t know it was 2007 cod lobbies

[stable fractal]

true tho

blud forgot ths isnt mw2 2009

[ancient pine]

That's ironic since your pfp is literally ghost

[stable fractal]

im a cod player

[wanton kernel]

Homie still living in bo1 era lol

[stable fractal]

just not a toxic one

[stable fractal]

those were the good days

[wanton kernel]

Straight up

[ancient pine]

In cod you peak corners by jumping or sliding and here in ab with quote on quote realism, it happens too

[stable fractal]

thus kid doesnt known anything about real games

like nothin can beat bo1 and mw2

[ancient pine]

Cause I don't play cod like you degenerates

Csgo the goat

[stable fractal]

a kid like u cant

ur too weak

[wanton kernel]

That’s like 99% of kids nowadays ain’t know anything about the good ole days lol

[stable fractal]

true all they know about is anime skins in cod

and fortnite

[ancient pine]

You guys play cod I don't expect you guys to be intelligence in any way

[wanton kernel]

Bruh hops on cs to only make silver rip

[stable fractal]

lol

[ancient pine]

none of you play cs lol

[stable fractal]

i would make a bet that im smarter than u

[ancient pine]

Where's the skill in cod? All you do is spray an pray

[wanton kernel]

I did, I don’t anymore

[ancient pine]

And your still using short terms like "u" and "ur" sure buddy

[stable fractal]

ur the one usin auto correct knowing u cant spell properly

[ancient pine]

Too tough for you? Don't worry go back to cod

[wanton kernel]

Its simplified for u

[ancient pine]

Auto correct doesn't correct short terms?

[stable fractal]

lets leave the kid alone

[wanton kernel]

Nah I play Val lol way more skill in it

[stable fractal]

blud will die

[ancient pine]

Kids version of csgo nice

[wanton kernel]

Cause after 5 shots gun shoots randomly so you gotta compensate

[ancient pine]

Kids game graphics

[wanton kernel]

So takes way more skill than cs lol

[ancient pine]

Kids game mechanics

[stable fractal]

blud forgot i survived mw2 2009 lobbies

[wanton kernel]

I think you be capping about cs though and only play fortnite lol

[stable fractal]

true

[ancient pine]

Add me on steam let's see

If you'd like we can do a 1v1 on cs since it's so easy for you

[stable fractal]

kid wants to cry

[wanton kernel]

Nah you aren’t friendly lol

[ancient pine]

Coming from a cod player lmao

[stable fractal]

blud thinks his words are affecting us

[wanton kernel]

Lol fr

[stable fractal]

he forgot that we play mw2 2009

[ancient pine]

damn didn't know you guys were gay...

[stable fractal]

those lobbies were smthn else

[wanton kernel]

How much more triggered can we get him?

[wanton kernel]

Ayo I think he mad @stable fractal

[stable fractal]

hell commit suicide

[stable fractal]

cuz he cant beat us

blud left i think

he isnt typin anymore

[ancient pine]

Nah

I'm just watching cod players doing their thing

[stable fractal]

u lookin for roasts on google?

[wanton kernel]

Lol that’s why you don’t talk 💩 to cod players we know how to roast your ye ye ahh lol

[ancient pine]

I obviously can't beat cod players cause cod is known for toxicity

[stable fractal]

true
especially og cod players

[ancient pine]

There's literally no point in talking with cod players

[stable fractal]

so why u talkin to us

[ancient pine]

I challenge you both to keep insulting me for as long as possible

[wanton kernel]

Dude anyone that had to endure the toxicity of bo1 is a chad

[stable fractal]

leave then

[stable fractal]

ull die kiddo

[ancient pine]

It's like watching the monkeys in a zoo fighting, entertainment

Hey keep throwing insults guys I wanna see how you cod players do

[wanton kernel]

Everything so negative coming out lol

[ancient pine]

Wanna throw some more

[wanton kernel]

I was about to say something messed up lol but I’ll keep it to myself

[ancient pine]

Like if you wanna make an insult, just speaking death threats and clown comments is getteing boring man, I expected more from cod players, like use your imagination

Cod player insults just get less creative overtime

I really wanna see what actual insult can you make with your imagination?

[wanton kernel]

And all you doing is complaining like a Karen in a supermarket asking for the manager bruh I’m done with you clown lol you ruined the fun 15 minutes ago

[ancient pine]

What happened to the 500 wpm you cod players claim to have?

[stable fractal]

so u mean us two

[ancient pine]

Can you think of something more creative than that?

[stable fractal]

can u?

[ancient pine]

Oh I can't I ain't a cod kid unlike you guys who claim to be

[wanton kernel]

What are you talking about, I’m saying it how it is lol

[stable fractal]

true lets just do smthn else

[wanton kernel]

Nothing more nothing less

[ancient pine]

Where the creativity? Last time I remember you cod guys be spitting some fire roasts but now it really just got lame

C'mon a Karen insult? Do better than that y'all forgetting you cod players?

Where'd y'all go? I want some REAL roasts not some lame overdue ones

[stable fractal]

if we insult u more ull just commit suicide

[wanton kernel]

Insult? Again just pointing out the obvious you were the one complaining about movement not me.

[ancient pine]

Look man suicidal roasts go back in 2017 csgo do better than that

[ancient pine]

And yet your the one telling me that I got a skill issue, and when I proved that I'm better you started to go offensive nice

[stable fractal]

were just enjoying the game while hes complaining about a mechanic like a karen

[stable fractal]

when did u prove that ur better?

[ancient pine]

Karen roasts are lame dude make up smthin better

[ancient pine]

Before you came in this Convo

[wanton kernel]

Bruh some of the stuff I wanna say to you would get me banned, for Christ sakes I was gonna do a 911 roast on you but then again September is coming up, so yeah lol

[ancient pine]

funny man

[ancient pine]

No, I'm pretty serious go ahead and do them I wanna see your cod imaginations

[stable fractal]

blud really wants to die

[ancient pine]

The dudes in standup comedy got better roasts

[wanton kernel]

Blud probably one of the ones that complained to devs about wipe lol

[ancient pine]

C'mon do better y'all play cod

[stable fractal]

lol true

[ancient pine]

Got any actual roasts or nah?

[wanton kernel]

Starting to make a whole lotta sense lol

[stable fractal]

lets just leave this 9 year old fortnite player alone

[ancient pine]

So this is what cod players have come to? Ending a Convo with a lame age insult

[stable fractal]

yeah whatever

[wanton kernel]

Yeah imma go play ab lol

[ancient pine]

I'm truly disappointed in you coddies

[stable fractal]

we dont got enough time for u

[ancient pine]

why stop? Thought you guys were cod players

[stable fractal]

play a bo1 lobby and learn some roasts

[ancient pine]

Fake cod players eh?

[stable fractal]

then talk to us

[stable fractal]

me whos prestige 10

[ancient pine]

Well prove that it's even worth going to

[stable fractal]

in cod mw2 2009

[ancient pine]

All I see is lame overdue roasts

Give me creative ones like c'mon

[wanton kernel]

You aren’t even worth the roasts lol all the good ones would be wasted on you lol

[wanton kernel]

Mostly cause they’d fly over your head

[stable fractal]

we would roast an actual competent foe

not a 9 yo kid

[ancient pine]

That roast was quite cringe you can do better your a cod player remember

[stable fractal]

kid is goin crazy

[ancient pine]

Can I get an actual cod roast

[wanton kernel]

Roast? Okay you just a kid that can’t read or write anything that makes sense lol

[ancient pine]

Too short to even have any effects

Put in some effort man

[stable fractal]

hes demanding us to give him good roasts

bro cant even roast us himself

[ancient pine]

You as a cod player denying to roast me? Wow that's new

[wanton kernel]

I’m not even roasting I’m just coming in with deductive reasoning lol

[stable fractal]

wo only roast ppl above the age of 12

[stable fractal]

true lol

[ancient pine]

cod players getting lamer and lamer

The roasts too

Going down in decline

[stable fractal]

like ur fav game

[ancient pine]

Can't even get a decent one nowadays

[stable fractal]

fortnite

[wanton kernel]

We haven’t roasted you once lol

[wanton kernel]

Again just coming in with facts

[stable fractal]

its just logical reasoning

[wanton kernel]

Someone needs to hit the books bruh lol

[stable fractal]

yeah

broski is a school dropout

who play fortnite

[sacred salmon]

Listen here you little squeaker I will wash your dirty mouth with some and 🫧 so you don't say this type of dumb BS.

[ancient pine]

A cod player talking about "logic" now that was a good joke right there man keep em coming

[stable fractal]

ur a cod player i assume

[wanton kernel]

Ayo lol that’s lit

[sacred salmon]

CoDM doesn't count.

[ancient pine]

Man you messed up on the squeaker line, could've put in something better

[stable fractal]

it does

but im a old cod player

[ancient pine]

Got 3 cod players? C'mon not 1 can get me a good insult?

[stable fractal]

like mw2 2009 old

[wanton kernel]

Even warzone mobile does lol

[stable fractal]

blud thnk he can beat 3 cod players

[stable fractal]

wzm gonna be fire

u wanna play when it drops?

[wanton kernel]

Definitely 👍

[stable fractal]

ill send u freind request

[wanton kernel]

Aight

[stable fractal]

accept it

[ancient pine]

Think? I wanted real insults and y'all just giving some overdue Karen, Fortnite and suicidal ones like that's so 2018

I've heard better insults back in 2009

[sacred salmon]

This server has a strict 1984 no swearing ban so I couldn't call you by your real nature.
A gaunt but the "ga" is replaced with a "c".

[ancient pine]

I've heard that a lot already it's getting boring

Where'd the actual cod toxic kings go

Just left with a bunch of underdogs

[sacred salmon]

In your mom's behind

[ancient pine]

man let's get real mom jokes are getting boring

Hey @wanton kernel @stable fractal where'd you go you guys haven't even given me a real insult yet

Is this what cod players have come to

[sacred salmon]

You ask for "your mom" jokes, my man that's a clear sign your parents didn't know what condoms are and you were an accident.

[ancient pine]

I feel like you can do better than that, I've heard that type of insult quite a lot

Give me an insult you made with creativity man don't want some thing you just thr grbbed off the internet and rephrased it

[sacred salmon]

You are the type of person to genuinely enjoy the brainrot of Tik tok videos that is just family guy clip mixed with surfway surfers gameplay.

You are that type of person

[ancient pine]

Got something better?

Like a direct insult

Instead of comparison

The other 2 coddies left for some reason

[sacred salmon]

Blud thinks he is the main character.

Man if you think all insults are from the internet you have way bigger problems.

[ancient pine]

Didn't even get a good one out of them

[sacred salmon]

Because they got tired of you acting like a boykisser.

[ancient pine]

That was alright but a bit short, the real coddies in prox chat warzone got better ones

[ancient pine]

Cod players just got lamer and lamer, they used to have dedicatiom now none at all

[stable fractal]

the real insults are never shown on the internet

[ancient pine]

Your welcome to come fly down to Canada to spit them to my face

[sacred salmon]

Alright so what are you telling me is that racial slurs are the best kind of insults?

Then so it will be then you goddamned fetus that shouldn't have left the abortion bucket.

[ancient pine]

Where's the dedication

[wanton kernel]

Ayo you didn’t have to destroy him like that lol

[ancient pine]

Can you make a creative mixed insult like man they are too short to even mean anything

[stable fractal]

go easy on the kid

[ancient pine]

This guy has better insults than both you combined ngl he uses a bit of creativity, better than none at all

[stable fractal]

or hell go to his mommy while crying

[sacred salmon]

Sir you don't put dedication on anything.

You think I don't put dedication when you don't even know what that looks like.

@ancient pine listen man, if you want toxicity in your life just look within yourself.

[ancient pine]

Make more direct insults man, it's really not being too effective

Like people on cod vc spit long lines

Do that

[wanton kernel]

I haven’t even roasted you once lol so again you just assuming

[ancient pine]

What are you afraid or smth?

[stable fractal]

broski would go to his mommy if we actually insulted him

[sacred salmon]

I bet 20$ and 100,000 Koen that your mom used your head as her personal ashtray.

[wanton kernel]

I’d be making you cry right to the mods if I was to roast you lol

[ancient pine]

So you are afraid is that what your saying

[stable fractal]

bro

[ancient pine]

Longer lines man the one you get in prox chat

[stable fractal]

ima get banned i think]

[wanton kernel]

Nah you just aren’t worth the primo stuff lol

[stable fractal]

i dont have as much free time as your 9 year old dropout a s s

thats what were saying

[ancient pine]

The a word wasn't even filtered back then your fine

[stable fractal]

i coudnt say a s s cuz it was a banned word

i just said it

it blocked it again

[wanton kernel]

Dude should go back to school, being an influencer or streamer ain’t working for you blud

[ancient pine]

Wow cod players actually holding back due to limitations? That's a first time

[sacred salmon]

If you want longer lines then Brazil has length increasing surgeries for your 3 inch problems.

[stable fractal]

come to a gc then well show u ur limit

[ancient pine]

Some people would refer to that as a sub compliment do better

[ancient pine]

That's was alright can you get it a bit spicy

[ancient pine]

Global chat?

That's where the mods are at so you'd get banned for sure

[stable fractal]

group chat u dumb 9 yo fortnite playing fool

[sacred salmon]

Yeah, I'll shove a Jalapeño sauce enema up your behind so you actually feel something for once.

[wanton kernel]

Bruh don’t even know abbreviations lol

[ancient pine]

The 9 10 yo stuff is getting old

Is this what you call all your opponents

It's ineffective ngl

[sacred salmon]

So 9 and 10 years olds are getting too old for you EDP 2?

[ancient pine]

That was a bit more direct but then again, it just wasn't really that hard

[wanton kernel]

He just saying how you’re acting, it’s called pointing out the obvious, not a roast, but a truth of the matter at hand.

[ancient pine]

Cod lobbies and discord users claiming to be coddies just aren't the same

[sacred salmon]

You Mofo couldn't even withstand the energy of eating without YouTube.

[stable fractal]

most 9 year olds dont

[ancient pine]

That was kinda lamer than the rest

[stable fractal]

atleast not as lame as ur gaming skills

[sacred salmon]

Listen man if you wanna see a lame joke don't ask me for one, just look at the mirror.

[ancient pine]

Maybe u should just go to real cod to find the good insults

[sacred salmon]

You are a transgender who uses riot shield, you have no argument over mine.

[ancient pine]

Could've added a bit more but it's aight I'm still expeccting more tho

[stable fractal]

this is just getting annoying at this point

[wanton kernel]

Facts

[ancient pine]

I'm not even a cod player and I'm annoying coddies wow

All I ask for is a good insult straight from cod

[stable fractal]

u dont have what it takes to play cod

[ancient pine]

And I have yet to see one

[sacred salmon]

Yeah Cod as in Call of Meat sucking.

You work in a gay brothel you don't have time to enjoy CoD lobbies.

[ancient pine]

Your right, I can't play real cod otherwise I'd have better insults than you

[wanton kernel]

Again none of us we’re roasting you, just speaking facts

[stable fractal]

facts

[wanton kernel]

Blud doesn’t know the difference between a roast and fact and that’s sad af

[ancient pine]

I know you coddies got acronyms for "roasts" don't worry I know

[stable fractal]

u didnt even know the acrynom for gc

[ancient pine]

I don't because don't play cod

[stable fractal]

its not a cod thing

[wanton kernel]

GC is a discord acronym

[ancient pine]

Nor do I sit behind my computer screen all day screaming at a guy who just got you killed

[stable fractal]

its a discord thing

u fool

[ancient pine]

Yeah nice I don't sit behind my screen allday

But you guys do so I'm expecting better insults

[stable fractal]

i know u dont
u sit behind ur screen all year

[wanton kernel]

Your ab stats prove otherwise 900+ hours

[ancient pine]

Coming from a cod player nice

I ain't got quad digits like you coddies

[sacred salmon]

Ok then, let me pull out my Wikipedia list of slurs against the LGBT.

The first one is F-[user has been permabanned]

[stable fractal]

u got 5 digits instead

[wanton kernel]

I can always put my controller down, doesn’t seem that way for you and your phone

[stable fractal]

facts

[sacred salmon]

Yeah his five digits are LGBTQ

[ancient pine]

I don't see how 900 is 5 but Your the one calling me a kid, and looks like you didn't do your math

[stable fractal]

facts

[ancient pine]

By the way

All jokes aside

Talking about the LGBTQ in any way could get you banned here

I got warned and banned for just saying "gay"

[stable fractal]

now ur saying all jokes aside when ur losing?

[ancient pine]

Losing or not you can get banned for it no joke

Cause I'm genuinely here for good insults

[wanton kernel]

You gonna get banned again for saying it lol

[sacred salmon]

@ancient pine I am going to crush you into ashes then roll you up into a cigarette and then smoke you so I can have the strongest hallucinations ever in my life.

If someone smoked you they would have greater hallucinations than someone who took benadryl.

[ancient pine]

They changed the rules a bit cause I filed a complaint and I have a lot of friends in the mod team

[sacred salmon]

You are a walking drug

[ancient pine]

But yeah all jokes aside try not to go too deep or you'll get this too

[sacred salmon]

Nepotism

[ancient pine]

I mean feel free to go complain to the mod team

[wanton kernel]

The way you act I’m surprised anyone is your friend lol

[ancient pine]

But I'm genuinely tryna not get you guys in trouble

[sacred salmon]

He is good at meat sucking

He used to work in a brothel

[ancient pine]

C'mon you used it twice

Get a better one

[ancient pine]

That sounds more like a funny joke than an actual insult

[sacred salmon]

Just like how you used the mod team's length twice.

Get a job

Get lost in the woods for once

[stable fractal]

@wanton kernel just leave the kid alone

[wanton kernel]

Yeah I’m done lol

[sacred salmon]

Bye gamer

[ancient pine]

You coddies calling quits?

No way

[stable fractal]

that job was being a mcdonalds employee

[ancient pine]

More direct insults man

[ancient pine]

C'mon, cod lobbies call you out for being an Indian scammer, and those are the not so toxic ones

You can do better no?

[sacred salmon]

"people have lives outside the internet and arguments with kids on discord is not important to them? Wow they are cowards, they call quits"

You dumb mofo. Your eyes are probably so glued to the screen, when you blink your eyebrows brush off the dust in your monitor.

[ancient pine]

That was aight keep em coming

But have the insult contain maybe slurs if u can

That's the true cod experience

These insults are like seemingly friendly but also a bit toxix which is just not hitting the spot

[sacred salmon]

You think true insults have slurs in them? Jesus Christ.

Find a job, join your local church, find Jesus.

You are the type of person to post a Notsee meme and then cry out the words "it's satire" and "1984. I can't post comedy?"

You are a kid, you are a squeaker.

[stable fractal]

Y all still busy with this?

[ancient pine]

I wanna hear a good insult

Read above fr they aren't as good as the ones you hear from actual cod lobbies

[sacred salmon]

You are the type of kid to break the 5th Iphone your mom gave you after a gigachad deleted your 200,000 Koen kit in armory just when you were about to extract.

[ancient pine]

in a way that was kinda of a compliment

C'mon make it all negative

Gimme the true cod lobby experience

The other 2 coddies called quits and couldn't provide an actual insult

[sacred salmon]

Someone should tie you in a box and throw you down the river you 10 year old grandpa.

[ancient pine]

That was kinda of like the dude that said "I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it. I don't care, if you break your elbow" type of insult

[sacred salmon]

You are the type of person to think that Crocs are fancy clothing

You are a goddamned NPC

[barren yoke]

I'm surprised that this is going for so long

[ancient pine]

your insults are just declining overtime

[sacred salmon]

So is your length size.

[ancient pine]

End it and give me a good insult

[ancient pine]

That's what the doctors would say not really an insult so do me one better

[barren yoke]

[sacred salmon]

Ok, so you ordered something from the menu that you don't even know what it looks like?

[ancient pine]

That's was kind funny idk why

Something like this

[sacred salmon]

Ok then you mofo.
I have seen Spastics with more brain power than you.

[ancient pine]

Something that rhymes a bit

That's what we need

And a bit more direct

[sacred salmon]

I'm not even gonna sugar coat it

You have stage 21 Austism

[ancient pine]

Kinda short now

Need more words for the pain

[sacred salmon]

You don't call it short, considering your size you should have called it "average sized"

[ancient pine]

Don't get it

Make more sense

And make it longer like the ones above

[sacred salmon]

Who in the hell recruited you soldier? You have rocks for a brain? Are you a goddamned bonehead?

[ancient pine]

make up smth racial

[sacred salmon]

So according to your rulebook an insult has to be long otherwise it's bad.

Okay then you goddamned r/rareinsults basement dweller.

Ahh yes, good insults have to be racial, how about you get a facial instead of getting racial? You goddamned wannabe hood.

[ancient pine]

Aight we getting somewhere that kinda rhymes

But I'm still not getting the cod vibes

Still feels like a normal discord offensive

[sacred salmon]

Formating my Hardrive is a way better experience than meeting you in person.

[sacred salmon]

You sir are a goddamned brick wall, no brain, no class, no talent.

[ancient pine]

If you threw that in a cod lobby I bet they'll say "at least I serve a purpose, unlike you being utterly useless"

C'mon even I can think of a counter

[sacred salmon]

And they are correct you are absolutely useless.

[ancient pine]

Make an insult with no comeback

[sacred salmon]

If I wanted to write something with no comeback then I would write the biography of your father because he won't come back.

[ancient pine]

Alr that was quite good ngl

But ehh that's like only 1 idea fit in multiple

Keep it coming man

[sacred salmon]

"Keep it coming"?? Man that's gay as hell, that's disgusting, I'm filling a restraining order, you are a freak man, you are a freak.

(Genuine Disgust)

[ancient pine]

I'm getting bored of lame insults

Might as well go in real cod lobbies at this point

[barren yoke]

Ah

It finally ended

[hardy panther]

Classified mosin god?

Used 10 t5 shots got this

[final peak]

what was that

[barren yoke]

What?

[final peak]

that fight up there

[barren yoke]

Ah

It's 1hr long I think

[barren yoke]

Yea the argued about realism then it's just insults

[final peak]

[barren yoke]

Shometing this isnt tarkov

Jumpshoting ain't bad

Then it's about Ur mother

[final peak]

lol

[barren yoke]

Damn

[final peak]

yeah

[hard phoenix]

@barren yoke a good armory game lets goo

[barren yoke]

NC dud

Never knew the cup was that cheap

[hard phoenix]

There are 2 cups

[barren yoke]

I thought it was 200k

[hard phoenix]

The other cup is 2x2

[barren yoke]

Ah

[pine chasm]

Today sucks this is the best loot I've gotten

[signal knoll]

Is the emoji a horse because we are horsing around

?

[spice timber]

Honestly what's this game called

[winter slate]

Has anyone ever played Fallout 4, I want to buy it, is it worth it?

[signal knoll]

He looks like a kid who got his apple juice taken away

[spice timber]

No it's insane

Insane graphic honestly

[signal knoll]

I'm flummoxed

[signal knoll]

It is a long game but it is really fun in my opinion

[winter slate]

Longer would be better

[signal knoll]

It's really long and there is a lot of fun stuff to do

[winter slate]

Are the dialog options as good as New Vegas?

İ love new Vegas

[signal knoll]

I was talking about ur profile pic

[spice timber]

Oh

It's trump

@signal knoll you know

[signal knoll]

I know

[spice timber]

Trump mugshot lmao

[signal knoll]

Yeah

I love your bio

Kingdom of tax fraud and raiding the capital

[graceful oyster]

i thought the mugshot was AI bruh

[spice timber]

Real thing

And it's actually pretty sick

[graceful oyster]

trump is looksmaxxing, positive canthal tilt, monolid eyes, death stare, sharp jawline

[wide elm]

Huh??

[woven lodge]

Halo

[mint jungle]

Is it better to play on android or ios?

[graceful oyster]

you kids are gonna love this

[burnt geyser]

theres no way this shiit is anything entertaining

[graceful oyster]

i saved those to annoy my homie, i have 2 more vids wanna see?

[burnt geyser]

no

[graceful oyster]

yes you do, don't be shy

[graceful oyster]

half life cats so silly

[burnt geyser]

wtf is this shiit

[graceful oyster]

peak entertainment (for under the ages of 9)

[graceful oyster]

peak infinity ward

[burnt geyser]

wtf mane

insta will never be not funny

[graceful oyster]

why you on insta reels bro

[burnt geyser]

better than tic tac

[graceful oyster]

i can assure you tic tac is better

[graceful oyster]

the 1ce meatriding is crazy

they better lick it up after theyre done

[burnt geyser]

im just scrolling ig

[graceful oyster]

imma find that glazing meme

[burnt geyser]

only ick about ig is the slow ahh snapinsta

[graceful oyster]

he boutta overthrow xi jinping (he said it in a tiktok, morefun dont ban my account)

[burnt geyser]

qingen my beloved

[graceful oyster]

a content creator chats in general chat:
the fans:

[burnt geyser]

why is this on my reels

currently im on russian ig

yesterday i was on china ig

wait now im on korean

[wintry sphinx]

One of those matches isn’t it?

[burnt geyser]

all the things she said running through my head

running through my head

all the things she said

[wintry sphinx]

[burnt geyser]

THIS NOT ENOUGH

OH OH

THIS IS NOT ENOOUUGGH

(all the things she said)

[graceful oyster]

you okay bro

yes king

[burnt geyser]

me asf

[floral jolt]

Bro who is she shes so pretty

[foggy ivy]

Damn guys look what i good from gamescom! Promocodes thx to @wanton dawn and the Team

[burnt geyser]

im so in love with this guy sm

[sacred salmon]

Man you didn't have to trick me like that 😔

[burnt geyser]

autism is my superpower ☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰

[sacred salmon]

If you wanted to share that then post the "Austism is my superpower" part as a separate video and then have the "boykisser" part of the beggining for myself.

[wanton dawn]

Yesssssir

[tired mesa]

y'all ever wonder how the bus driver close the door when he gets out

[sacred salmon]

best by September 7? Jesus Christ, Air has an expiration date?

[graceful oyster]

they hire a ghost to do it for them, they can phase thru the bus door

[burnt geyser]

they never do

they live there

once they were born theyre inside a tiny bus

from then on, the bus will age with them

growing and growing

[bright mantle]

Me after

[burnt geyser]

although they do not live on a normal household

for they live inside the bus

[burnt geyser]

i mean, imagine a bus with no one inside

[graceful oyster]

literally me

[burnt geyser]

how can anyone get on the bus if no ones inside

[burnt geyser]

drive.

[graceful oyster]

damn the eyes are beautiful

dark as the night

you will be lost in its gaze

[waxen yacht]

guys, this is not a meme channel. use #💯┃meme instead.

[restive iron]

2 missions for armory? The game really wants me to go their

[foggy ivy]

Look at the Scav Bosses

[shell scaffold]

I'm looking for a chest rig any recommendations?
Photo to flex my new nerf copy gun 😤

[tired mesa]

get an armored chest rig if you wanna look like a spetsnaz and ofcourse the spetsnaz helmet

get a spring type pellet gun if you don't have much Budget

[shell scaffold]

What about bosnian rebel during the Yogo wars ?

[tired mesa]

definitely get an unamored one for that

idk any rig but unarmored one should work

[shell scaffold]

Thank for your advice have a good day or night whatever it is where you are.

[zinc bobcat]

picking much trash today

[junior quail]

Contacts done scammed me

[zinc bobcat]

it use to available in cbt2

[junior quail]

If only I actually played Manhunt often during that, I was spamming Northridge

[zinc bobcat]

in cbt it have ton of content then gorbal that was funface lol

it even have an advance quick chat

[zinc bobcat]

another trash found

คอน จอก

[simple nova]

I got the key from ajax

[brave wind]

Bro when they added potato graphics

Or is it bc of discord

[waxen yacht]

It's device issue

[zinc bobcat]

buy some trash phone

or would u kind enough to buy me a new phone?

[waxen yacht]

Get a job and get paid for your phone

[zinc bobcat]

my paycheck not enough for new phone

[waxen yacht]

Save them

[zinc bobcat]

free wall hack also

[faint hollow]

just a small edit made by me

[tired mesa]

who's she?

girl looks hot with tactical gear

[latent hound]

looks dope bro

[rugged dirge]

How do i get good

[ancient pine]

By not dying

[waxen yacht]

get help from mentors in #game-help

[brave wind]

Its discord image will reduce image px

[zinc bobcat]

MMD animation name VIP

[lament heron]

PhD Flopper :>

[stable fractal]

YES YES YES

[quick needle]

manhunt event good?

[warm whale]

ez

[restive iron]

Mosin ❤

[mental bronze]

Who can help me get knife
I want knife
Bc my favorite animal is shark
And shark + knife = cool to me
But me + money = impossible

[ancient pine]

no moneyz = no solution

[warm whale]

real

mosin

[warm whale]

you have tarkov

?

[ancient pine]

I don't but I played it before

[warm whale]

bru

[ancient pine]

I main only csgo and a bit of payday2

And some cn ab

Tarkov too much cheaters

And I'm a brokie can't afford tarkov

[warm whale]

ive only suspected cheaters like first week of wipe

it seems more chill now

[ancient pine]

I don't want cheaters at all

It's an extraction game

Cheaters in extraction shooters are the worst

[stable fractal]

Did u unlock golden spoon?

[ancient pine]

Nah

Im kind of a newbie in payday

I play payday either because I want to use my brain to play some stealth missions or I got pised in csgo and rage quit

Mostly because I got pised in csgo

[restive iron]

Mosin power

[warm whale]

do u accept the semi/full auto mosin

[restive iron]

I hate it, its range needs to be buffed its literally trash

[warm whale]

its good wdym

[restive iron]

Tarkov svt yes arena breakout svt no, it needs a range buff

[warm whale]

ab sucks

[restive iron]

A desert eagle has more range than it on ab

[warm whale]

lmao

[ancient pine]

Even a nerf gun has more range than some of ABs guns

[warm whale]

shotguns 😭

[ancient pine]

I can bring a nerf gun into ab, and spike the darts and feel confident that I got more range than most guns the nakeds bring

[warm whale]

ab so unrealisitc

[ancient pine]

Might as well bring in nerf guns with modified darts for better performance and range

The range of ab pistols are pathetic

[warm whale]

ab is pathetic

[stable fractal]

Then stop playing it

[ancient pine]

In cs the chances of getting a gold is 0.03

Yet we still open cases

Why?

It's an addiction

[warm whale]

No

[ancient pine]

My dawg be wanting a walk but I be busy tryna extract in armory lol

[warm whale]

he has 3 braincells

[ancient pine]

2 more than me

[warm whale]

bruh

so pro

got another

[ancient pine]

Ab with m2 browning machine gun

Jams every 6 shots

[warm whale]

bruh

[brave wind]

Someone know good movie to watch?

[stable fractal]

Shrek 1 , 2 , 3 and 4

[ancient pine]

what are you doing in my swamp

[restive iron]

Me and u, 50 shades of freaky

[ancient pine]

The events if Northridge Dawn Stryfe

@sleek brook @fringe onyx @pine lion events of factions

[fringe onyx]

Need

[ancient pine]

Tv station raid

Bernard casually spits on the dude he was punching lmao

[spiral sluice]

Oppenheimer,300 pirate of carribean,iron man 3

[dim sundial]

Real steel, forest gump, super trooper 1 and 2

[wary wharf]

No?

[brave wind]

I watched forest gump

[stable fractal]

The Hunt (2020)

The children (2008)

[warm whale]

Bruh

[stable fractal]

vacation friends on hulu that ones funny

[stable fractal]

bruh what

[tired mesa]

clean water

[waxen yacht]

Why don't you guys use #💯┃meme channel

@patent elm reminder for you, don't post inappropriate memes

[patent elm]

Sry, was wrong chat, wrong place

[waxen yacht]

same goes for #💯┃meme channel

[patent elm]

Ye, ik, also it was just a turtle btw

[waxen yacht]

I am talking about "blood cells" meme

[patent elm]

Oh, but... Its funny...(

Or about word's?

[waxen yacht]

But, against our rules

You can post anything which doesn't violate our #📚┃rules

[patent elm]

Ok, ain't gonna do it twice

[waxen yacht]

[stable fractal]

The flirting is crazy

I can feel sexual tension in this conversation

[waxen yacht]

Hell No

[stable fractal]

a little shy

[delicate sorrel]

Wait, is the meme I posted okay?

[patent elm]

Check now, is it ok?)

[patent elm]

Gonna cry in da corner, bb y'all

[delicate sorrel]

I have a question

[waxen yacht]

Ask

[delicate sorrel]

So, like what’s the limit on dark humor

Ik no inappropriate or suicidal/death

[waxen yacht]

[delicate sorrel]

Do I need to show an example?

[waxen yacht]

Naah, just follow the rules

[delicate sorrel]

Okay

[waxen yacht]

😭

[delicate sorrel]

So showing dark Bert an Erine crap

Is okay

Got it

[icy drift]

they misspelled suggestions lmao

[delicate sorrel]

Lol

Okay, I don’t know if there going to add this but in the loading screen you can see a Guy with AMPs on his fast helmet, but don’t you think it would be cool if they add AMPs to Arena Breakout

[signal knoll]

I feel like I'm related to a muffin

?

Send help

[maiden bridge]

😭

AB players man

[floral hawk]

Anyone wanna pley

[opal sorrel]

Bruh

[graceful oyster]

drink up bro hahaha

[stable fractal]

this dude actually simp for a man

idk

[tawny ledge]

https://youtu.be/-SlWezMrhtA?si=nc5VrrmjB8qnIhFP

[prisma flint]

All that just to die lol

[prisma flint]

What a bold S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 👏🏻 🤣

[opal sorrel]

For some reason
I managed to extract sell my stuff WHILST JUGGY FORM

[wintry dew]

I need some setting bruh

[sullen jay]

Enter a lobby

[median pivot]

Ok

[sullen jay]

Omg you're lvl 1

[median pivot]

Yea

[sullen jay]

You need to get to lvl 3 at least 🗿

Then the option will be available

[wintry dew]

Pay tutorial

Play

[sullen jay]

Complete it first my brother in Christ

[median pivot]

God damit

I hate randos

[prisma flint]

Trust me, that helmet is 💩

[late ledge]

Teammates tried to kill me cus I managed to get this from the airdrop

[quasi ore]

:KEKW

[pallid dragon]

Sure they are just greedy and want to loot that goblet from you

[late ledge]

Indeed lol

Either way I extracted and reported them

[opal sorrel]

I know

[late ledge]

If you wanna report me, here's their acc

[opal sorrel]

Is you see this
You have 24 hours to repost this in another server
Or he takes your soul

[faint hollow]

final product

[prisma flint]

Is this on Lockdown?

[stable fractal]

I already have half of the attachments u used, u just saved me some money

[warm whale]

yeah i check it was like 46k but prices move around ofc

[late ledge]

Nope,just normal Northridge

[prisma flint]

Lucky

[storm sigil]

Lol even if they did kill you, you could just ban them from looting your body. Braindead team.

[late ledge]

Yeahg

[late ledge]

It's the airdrop event lol

[prisma flint]

Ah thats why

Airdrop is heated. People be competing and sniping ppl on that spot

Basically baiting anybody lol

[prisma flint]

Uno Reverse Genjetsu

[tired mesa]

muscle cry baby vs disabled vr otaku sword game player

[late ledge]

BM59 is the new M110 or M1?!?!!

[tired mesa]

no way

[late ledge]

It is lol

Just as effective as those and much cheaper

[tired mesa]

will start using it 🔥

[late ledge]

:3

As long as you don't pssy out in it's large recoil lol

It's effective for those who love it :3

[tired mesa]

although 8x scopes are expensive, but who cares right?

[late ledge]

Yeah lol

But the gun itself is reusable

More like a

Drop and Forget weapon

[tired mesa]

I've faced worst recoils than FAL tho

[late ledge]

Lol have fun with the BM59

[tired mesa]

especially that mpx i grabbed along the way

disgusting build

[late ledge]

Lol

[tired mesa]

thanks lol, imma obliterate players or let them obliterate me

[late ledge]

😳

Two meanings..

[tired mesa]

oh nahh i didn't mean it that way 💀💀

[late ledge]

Would love someone to do that to me ugh 😩😫

[tired mesa]

🤨🤨🤨🤨