#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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Mexican mothers would slap Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees 💀
Oof
All it takes is a crack of the belt and I would immediately fall back in line
Spicy 🤑
I would go min. Mach 1
hehehehaw
The sound Jason always makes? You mean that?💀
i'm more used to ipad though
than on phone
More on phone cuz why not smh
I always played with high gyro until I realized it was absolutely screwing me over
^
I just know I can't play with gyro
Its fun
I wonder how my brother did tho😭
I rlly prefer him over Micheal Myers
Except when I kill a squad and have to fight another
My hands are shaky after the first 4
The next 4 are a nightmare
Like dud it's like if you accidentally aim off from your target you're fawk
I had to fight 3 squads in the metro mode bruv
i mean like i 1v1 alot on ipad and I don't miss compared to mobile
I found a squad coming to battleline from PD
My teammates all get downed
I have to fight solo against 4
Somehow beat it
Very cool
the first 2 is my irl friend
Wow i could never compare
How much my hands were shaking
Schlawg
Schlong
Well now I'm just playing games for fun(it's addicting i need to stop)
^
Long
John
Son
Johnny johnny yes papa
Eating sugar?
No papa
yeah
maybe because ipad is easier but I cant play codm on my ipad anymore
If you ever play pubg and wanna rank up fast just play on Karakin
Why is that?
Most of the time its full of idiots
Fr
I think erangel has the most snakes
it's a 36gb rom ipad lol.... and i used 26gb from either system data or Projects
Its miramar bruv
Mfs camping with their mini 14
Every game rn is full of sweat and pros
I see
I genuinely dont know how I made it in miramar in fpp solo
I can't compete
Both have these mfs camping with their mosin or Mini14
I got like one win and never tried again
Fr
My gaming skill nerf went down during 2021 ending
I'm getting actually better
I am no longer the sweaty jump corner mf's
Tanks kinda ruined payload mode in my opinion bruv
W change.
Breh i remembering being an addict at this game
Never played
Crazy how a female is better than me
It was fun using the rpg as a sniper
Sweaty players aren't cool. You changed for good
^
I went from jumping to move slow af with style
Oh RPG?
W
heh
comp player lol
Any gamer boy would love you as gf
They got custom matches right
W
name this game lol
Its a 4v4 school and apartments
Jumping is sometimes i do if i have a feeling for advantage
heh lol
I love hitting people from 250 meters with an rpg
School💀
Uhhhh valorant mobile but copied
Dawg yeah... School in PUBG...
correct
Dawg💀
School shooting bruv
troller
What were they thinking when they added school in pubg
Fr bruv
Idk. Offending Americans
Epstein didnt kill himself bruv
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I hate the rpg sometimes
I could shoot someone in the feet and they dont die
JFK's report for aimbot got ignored even god doesn't moderate his game
Would you imagine when you died somehow your team went better off without you there
i remember going on a win streak to Diamond 2
You have a clan or something?
heh lol
My favorite kinds of kills are killing people who have no clue youre even there
Zamn i am 5.56 tho
i was a representative for IMUT, NotK and 7 Ks
Wow
You guys went e sports?
nah just tournies against other clans
In csgo?
like a 1v1 clan war
Very cool
How the fck did I go from watching vanoss to anime music to this war of mine ost
we were a huge community lol
I never went in any war
This war of mine is good game
^
It lacks a story though
I was going in to look the home with the elderly people in it right
I didnt know they were there
But I peeked through the window and saw them talking
Had no problem with stealing but just ran from there
Ez room clearing
The supermarket took me by surprise though
First time I was playing
Day 3 brought the guy who reminds me of jesse pinkman
Lmao
Jesse we need to murder old people
Objective: Obtain Hoez
Objective: Fck dem hoez
thanks lol
Roblos 🥶🥶🥶
But fr some Roblox games be bussin
i terminated the French
Frfr
Based
Way better than most names on Roblox ngl
As a german i approve 
xxomqdoggyshaggyxx bruv
Bruh fr💀
xxIAgreeWithTheWelshxx
xxChrisHansonGamingxx
xxTakeASeatxx
xxDestroyerOfP3dosxx
Headshots only is amazing in codm
Failed:(
Nice try dud
People choose headshots only in codm and then aim everywhere but the head
NO WAY
🙀
Whats his name so he can dom me
Lionel Messi
Sniper kills in general are amazing
Especially since im as with a sniper
I'd be wet by then and drooling
Just put her on a leash already bruv
heh
Imma see if I can get another 250m rpg kill again
such a pin pointed guess huh
I did it before just trynna do it again
I probably got called the n word for it
I DID IT KINDA
236m
DOUBLE
Im telling you the rpg is fun
Its supposed to be rpgs only
You get infinite ammo
But you can loot the apartments ans school
So I found a flare gun and basically had infinite flares
So you just see a guy firing like 20 flares into the sky
waw
windows loading emoji
^
Fair
we need this
I finally did it, and it took less than I expected 
first dude was zoomin 😭
If they close enough to smush that's skill issue
Roblox servers in a nutshell
Sometimes they through u in a far away unstable server
But mostly stable all the time
Better then R6M
Maybe u play in servers far away from your location
why u aren't that pro in bed
u only last 5 minutes
xd
breh and ur 1 inchs
that's in ur dreams
send proofs then
1 inch
xd
yoyo thighs
damn
Ahh
xd
nubs
noob
shave
no
Cod m freaking sucks now
You shouldn't be able to play with the same player 3 times in a row
Just my luck 💀
E
@queen trench global will use the cn s3 build
Omg yesh
yep i already guessed it like half a month ago cuz they showed some cn s3 build stuff out
Is it even good?
Ah
Reset Ur data dud
only good if you have explosive arrows
skibidi
skibidibi war oh yea

both
camera

lmao
imma victimize more
damn
Gg
Wassup
lol
R u telling me wat to do?
Also no.
I didn't even agree to dis
doesn't matter if you did
Fine damn
@remote kraken !!
good sport
BRICC
A
ping HIM
@ back xd
Bruh
@light cloak
I cant
nah
Ping Katz
NOT ME
Frick u catz
wym
change ur pfp now
I'm too drunk for this
nobody cares
change
XD
fits you well
I'd never fall for that
but you did
hmm
good morning
that says franco
NO my bestfriend
@hollow grotto chipz
yeah?
idk what you're talking about 
funny
nah catz abuse
L
i think the original pic of it was nsfw
do it for vivi next
lemme check
lmao
ah alr it was i forgot
idc about vivi
vivi last message: 5 days ago
why do you know that
idk
Give vivi 1 minute, she probably talking to the board fighting for her life
cap
Bayag
goodnight
@stone goblet
Chipz help me
chipz change pfp
"If Someone or Our pet messing your Objects. Mess their object or Sell your pet" - A Wise Man
XD
I'm afraid your 1 minute too late bruv
L
Well, I would like that
Do it then bruv
Damn
Lol
I would smash
You know I will because that's better than having a photo of furries
Fr
Yooooo
I hate furries
Do it
@unborn veldt
Son of a btch you did it
What is this trend
Idfk
Eat my ass trend
Spamming chat until censors
Sagma trend
@rotund tartan
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I have to get back to training so have this
Sorry bruv
Oh nah that's the worst
@stable fractal Can I go back to being my usual self? With my bees and all?
Hwhw
I'm here
Read the ting
@floral quiver who do you want me to victimize?
you didn't @ back
Anyone bruv
i have a better pfp to victimize
Alright do it
devious activities
Downright deomonic behavior
dawg
Rip gg
Ty i love u
what typa joke is this
A funny one
xd
@floral quiver
you snooze you lose
@regal plaza
Interesting
idc
What the fck💀
Aye
furros
eat a dck
I would give the guy extra only if it runs 10km
Mine bruv
Duck?
dock
commit
Eat mine how bout that
nah
Bruh
find more people to victimize
xd
@light cloak
The trend is annoying asf I regret creating the trend
@hollow grotto
on your toes huh?
Suck my toes how bout that
Bro was ready 💀
what
you're next
Get on all fours and suck my toes
What time 🙏
nah i was in a DM
Right neow bruv
You always dck ride the things I do and say
😋
Completely catostrophic activities
fr
poor mod
ok
He isn't even online 💀
Since I started this I'm making rules the only rule is you can't do it if he's/shes online 👈🤓🤓
Alright
Thanks daddy (insert name)
OccupyCarlile
@floral quiver kill your self
Anyways bye
@stone goblet
Damn
@floral quiver
@hollow grotto
I'll do it
6
bet
78910
you owe me beer
NO~
Much better than the last bet one
ik
I was terrified at first lmao
@orchid verge
lmao
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How did this go through censorship 💀💀💀
Welp you're ded bruv @orchid verge
ik 😂
💀
I have seen straight up nudity yt ads
GYAT
i mean ehem
Lmao 😂
Rate my pfp @stone goblet
0/10 bruv
Gyat/10
Men
Men
Men
Men
Men
Men
Gender swap sturgery bruv
Noooooo😭
Turn everyone into Men
Oki phew 👀
damn imma turn to a futa
What
What happened lol
So usually when im scrolling througb YT shorts or TT usually get super early or super late to something big
Right
Yeah
This time it was the damn the Joshiraku ending a month after it was a thing
I scrolled through YT shorts today right
Joshiraku?
Its an anime bruv
Oh
😬
Cuz I open spotify right
Ye
I play a random song right
Cuz u know how after you select a song it autoplays some random songs
Yeah
The damn thing ended up on my autoplay bruv
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And it was one of those moments where you discover a song
And you hear it in the supermarket or something
Y'know what im talking about
Someone you know plays a song
Or you play it
And you walk into a store or something and its on the speaker
I guess so
Yeah no ive never done that ever
Or with anyone lol
I spend a good 2 minutes searching for the name of the anime
Really?
Its happened to me a few times
Oof
And each time I just look up and wonder if the big man upstairs is messing with me
Yeah that
Deja Vu is interesting
COME ON
I get censored more than the cn government
I cant say h e double hockey sticks cuz thats offensive now
People really got to stop being so offended so easily
Hii
Heck
Change it back brickstone
here everything is calmer
Me when 🗿
Nope
Ban him bruv
I can't sleep, I'm hungry
Broke his promise
Me when, when 
Grass is nice
Very calming
Anyways I found the anime bruv and it was probably the weirdest introduction I could get to anime
20 minutes of what the heck is happening
Cant say the other word I might offend someone
@floral quiver
Do it to someone bruv
she's not stupid like me
Ok
Yes ik who that is (who tf is that)
the " if u don't @ the person in 10 seconds this will be your pfp is going to be discontinued since I'm the guy who started it if u get into the trap it doesn't count now since it's annoying asf
Still joe mamma
Smash
Nice
Bruh
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the server opens tommmorow💀
yeah
but getting to download the resources in advance surely allows you to get to play faster
pre install
its a soft launch ig
Yeah but Only Philipines and brasil
Yeah I want to disguise myself as philipines
Great mfs
Im a filipino dumass
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Im going to milk armory
bukas panaman servers mag bubukas
Ye

U need a new gogle account
Ima download tonight
I have 7 accounts lmao
Real?
Ah u used a vpn
Different account
For realsies?
Nah I'll just wait
Yo I miss the opening thing
3rd account Lmao
I like the taste of canned nuts
Now Thats why I am indonesia I am go to Philipines Instead of Indonesia
Well Indonesia Mean lucky Country
How's that?
bECAUSE Most of Brazils and philipines can download early
Tbh i think Indonesia is lucky to have friendly match with football world cup champions
I am a Malaysian
But Only i am unlucky
Bruv we both have to like wait for the same time for that game for it to release
Ok
hehe
500ms
The text ui gave me lost light vibe
i hate ump
wtf
"LET'S DANCE JACK"
BANZAI!!
It's apex now
How to make the perfect games for competitive player recipes:
天皇陛下万歳!!!!
Gunsmith:MW19
Movement: Titanfall 2
Scorestreak:MWII
Scorestreak notifier sound:MW2
Tenko henka
Banzai
Ability:Apex
Cool features to add BT7271
I forgot the name
Very cool
Yooo u got katana
Katana be hot
Lucky
Bro i got the smg and the pistol
Niiice
I wanted the smgggg
Wait i don't have my M4 build on my Asian acc
strip
SWAT ahhh M4
lost trash?
Disagree on opinion our friendship has ended
U up for bloodstrike sweetie?@hollow grotto
Arena
not yours
It's bloodstrike @unique vapor
Br game
Sorry sorry
ithought it was Lost Trash
Yes or no
@weary goblet
suree
Chipz rizzing let him cook🔥🔥
Im not rizzing
Ok
lemme get on NA acc
It's a habit now
Oof i can understand that
I have something I'm holding rn which is calling people pretty boy
YOOOOO
what
@weary goblet
We need vpn to play it 😦
@austere mantle no sir the server opens tommorow
I did and see you can choose server
A Normal Day in Metro Royale
Is AB under maintenance and until when?
INFO DUMP
GAME DOWNLOAD FOR BR AND PH: <t:1687687200:F>
SERVER OPEN FOR BOTH: <t:1687770000:F>
NOT MENTIONED COUNTRIES JULY 14
SOFT LAUNCH HAS NO LITE (ATM)
USING VPN IS FINE
Thank you so much for the info. 🙏
np
Damn
baah
The m4 build is fun asf
Lmao
is Bloodstrike fun
Yea
yuh
It's gonna get boring soon
fun enough to justify the ps2 graphics?
But it's something to play while ab is down
yuhhh
lmao
I'll try it again
Oh wait just realised
Congrats on becoming rep
thank you
nice ping
read that post thoroughly
Ok thanks
it's not that your VPN didn't work. it's the fact that the servers aren't open yet
what? the server opens tomorrow
fck you up your ass and out your fcking mouth
I don't like tentacles:(
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=pinas.vpn.ph
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.unlimited.hotspot.vpnbrazil.secure.proxy
Ye
both have high ratings
Ye
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Suck my
wtf man
Sugma
What?
🤑🤑🤑
You get report
For wat?
Ahhh yes, going with a katana to war...
my guy made the assasin creeds character
Hahaha i knew it was a bait
How to download the game
