#🐴┃off-topic-chat
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we actually do
Bro turn mad when he doesn't get food for one hour
Which is good. But some third world country mfs won't listen
Ppl that live in poverty and use it as reason to hunt endangered animals
and in those third would countries
i'm in and we hunt boars and tigers
Cats ne always loke that dawg
well we hunted 2 cause she went straight at us
No tigrrr
Bro:(
Ok that's understandable
Self defense
But actively hunting them? Nah
my huntsman friend almost lost a leg
I only allow that with wasps
but we got a tourniquet so yeah
Bro 💀
but it was deep
Infection: 🤑
my crew had like an AK i had some ugly .30-06 sniper
Hunting with AK? Dawg
yep
Bro that's for human hunting 💀
i think it was like just stuck to semi auto
Premium SA85
More reliable than AKs
scuffed hunting
At least iron sights
Blud not having a normal field trip 💀
BF is calling me
Ight
Sounds like me asking for my girlfriend to cuddle .w.
Except I'm in sort of poly relationship these days and kinda got too mad at them about some stuff
I can be yours
No thank you 💀
Relationship boring
pppffffft lmao
specially with a woman
Come sleep with me men
And push everyone away
I'm a 300 pound armored gorilla on the bed
whoosh
Btw in what county do you live?💀
Phili?
ask pomu
.w.
No u
brofid
much faster with an RPK
I have those
Hm okay?
Anyone want to sleep with me I'm just a bit heavy that's all
i used to have 12 ax50s
femboy
If I'm a femboy, that'd mean the men dressed up in anime girl costumes would be considered as?
Me:3
a femboy
AB should have a theme song
actually wrong
you're a FemMAN
Ruskie chopper 3000
Jk
i mean what part of me is fem ish
But dirty
Ayo wtf
Me with my kitchen knifes and pocket knifes: 
Real
Chipzy sounds fckin amazing
Same
Yooo you're right
My knife collection
Karambit Marble fade
Legit can't kill an armed man with that
get a Scar pattern on that Karambit
get a blue gem karambit
Blud got da nuclear war food 🤑
You can with this
Morning
M
daym
Paracord knife marblefade
Buy a gun
All i hab left of mine
Didmt send tf
tbh i like Balisongs more than Butterfly knives that curves
Fmj 7.62x51z I'm broke
FMJ
Balisongs and butterfly knives are the same thing
but what are you shooting
I'm broke dude
Lol bullets irl work different than in games
An ar500 steel target in the range
Fmj is perfect for humans
Yeah not the best for armor penetration
Ar500 based
curved ones are ugly
the Straight ones are more reliable and it looks Hot
I used to buy paper targets cuz I like to waste money
Blud I'm 16 i have only 900 Euros on my savings account. 
And like, 100 Euro on my bank account i can use
And 5 bucks in my wallet
Dawg
Trick knives don't go thru kevlar
i lost my last balisong when there was a fight happening
i must've like stuck it in someone
and i forgot to pull it out
Blud got da Blackshark 2 Pro AI dual camera 🥶🥶🥶
Wtf is going on in yo county dawg💀
Corruption and Crime
Idk how to get rid of that logo
Can't remember it
drunkards so yeah
I'll have you know that's a real blade and I almost had my finger cut off
But i got it removed from my Xiaomi
Balisongs ain't cheap man
Dawg is this a medical scalpel with diamond blade?💀 (Yes diamond)
lmao imagine if your knife is a box cutter
Damn
That's exactly what I use the straight balisongs for
Breakable ahh blade
Box cutting is so smooth with them
200 each but tbh i can pay
Even my 16 yo ass knows that you don't stab with box cutters
But with rusty, broken off metal rods
gravity knives are almost kinda cheap
The blades gonna break that's first of all, and second of all if you gotta use it as a weapon, it's best used to slice and cut rather than to stab
350 for one
Exactly. And stabbing is better.
They aren't very reliable once you've used them for multiple stabings y'know
Plus full tang
i actually want a Gravity knife that the Fallschrimjäger used in ww2
yep
Gravitationsmesser
:3
Knife finna break off in ur hands
Just take broom stick, a cheap ass knive and you have a goofy ahh spear
throwing knives
Don't forget the tape
Throwing hatchets>>>
What do I do
Too bad it a replica
i have relieved myself
Those suck

if you backread
Dawg my mother tells me that hunters have to gut the animals which is partially not true dawg
I wanna become one and no this isn't like that
Btw what hunting knifes can y'all recommend?
to this part
I'm wet
Warzone 🤑
Dry yourself with some cursed gun pics
I don't see how getting shot in the head in warzone knocks out your plates in your chest but ok
ikr
I've seen for example beans in a M1 garand
he let us have fun for once
Ye
W chipz
Stupid game
Activision dumb
Cod devs once said they are aiming for realism but I don't see how that's anyhow realistic
he wears a plate by taping it
on his helmet
Would you really be jumping off buildings doing 360 no scops and sliding everywhere on the ground and jumping across your enemies vision irl
Nah
Battlefield is better anyways
Only realisticish thing abt mw2 is slower movement and weapons
Cringe
He drills two holes in it and tapes it to his face as ballistic mask
Nato better
MY PIC DAWG

no thanks...
that's Shota
Loli but male
Fr
CN in a nutshell
Blud got da M79 grenade launcher
Average day in America...
this against tos?
yes i amㅤ
He's gay
because i enjoy men in me
That's so gay
Can't do much
Zamn
Mein kamf
wanna make out?
My Struggles by Adolf
Eyyo
No I do not I ain't gay but maybe with my helmet on yes
Bro got time premium
I'll lick the fck outta that helmet
Ayo
Which helmet?
his altyn
Anyways looks like i found a new drip to try out
I see
but it's better without the Visor
COME AT ME I AINT SCARED
ill pull your balaclava down with my mouth and french kiss you
Get through the helmet first then you can try
Damn that sounds hot fck
That's only IF you do get through the helmet
I'll make sure to put a lock on that thing
Alenev i hope the best for you
Yeah I hope the best for myself too
U finna die
and I'll lick your ass before going through your helmet
I'll have to put extra layers on my croch armor
Im neutral
I'm afraid when he's done with my head he'll go down below the waist and penetrate through my crotch armor
gonna give you a rim job
Not allowed
Better not let him come close💀
alr alr mod is here behave
Gay is bad
Did you send the 10k?
shush mod is here
Yes you better behave
Bro where did the filter go
I ate it
I have been told rewards are getting sent
Np, I wish I had the authority to do it myself
why only 10k tho
He won an event
Farmland keepsake Tarkov raid reference
Quiz event
y'know what
Wtf why th it looks like samurai
Time to go draw
yeah same
It's time to go create a masterpiece
draw me like rose on titanic
Wtf
Really nice
Who's gonna hold you tho
Merc ghost
😭
and he's holding my chest and squeezing it
But it's flat what's he gonna squeeze
nipple
Uh
lmao
imagine being 17 and still be 5'8
could be me
Where'd your inches go
Zamn you're like 170 what?
Who's still 170
tbh i just added like one more inch so i say i look tall even if I'm 5'7 in actuality
Like even I'm 185
You're 185...
Centimeters yes
i'm 170 TvT
Why are you saying it ain't tall
In asia continent you would probably hit the ceiling
Cops in canada is in canada but to asian you are damn tall
but my d size is 5 so I guess compensation for being a shorty
I only do that when they have really retarted sentence
guessing you're somewhat close?
The you should kill your self now
Not even...
if you are you'd make an amazing bottom for me
Tf
I don't mind
but are you circumcised
Some real gay stuff going on here
By what?
Not really
lmao
are your legs short
ah damn sucks
I don't date circumcised men
Understandable have a great day
Your a guy yourself stop being so picky
i have standards dud
I have standard as well
my ex is uncircumcised and he had a mighty 7
Do I qualify
I meant do I qualify to your standards
There's 2 angle for it
Idk bout your size you might just qualify by any means tbh
i still have my ex's d pics
Cewl
I'm 185 cm, 144 pounds, pp size non existent 2 inches, and uh not gay
Can i see how big it is?
Not bad i guess
ah good luck getting a girl
2 inches lol
Your tallness is your only main rizz
the femboy has a bigger one
Ight don't insult man
even my femboys are bigger
How tf did those mf's get those size bruv
by not being natural
Hah
best part about having a 5 is you can somewhat use both hands
Do yaoi art with this fr
🙏
like a pinkey and a hand
Zamn
Two hands....
Katz returned
Shiii
Nothing
i can get a 6 if i regularly did it for 3 months
Among us
hot af
Growing the size or?...
tbh not really growing
it's just being pulled
I think i tried that
why're you a three
You sure?
i used to do it every night
How do i pull it properly?
and like sleep after
tug
ikr
Maybe cuz genetic?
I'd like that
Dude wtf
not the best cus
I've seen a 9 hard
Idk bruv
Go
talk to you boys after
Im a girl😳
liar
caught white handed
😳
Wtf
Ight don't take it seriously
❤️
cumㅤ
in hands
Ik
~<3
I know
This eerver
lmao i do it rarely
wanna see a screenshot
F that
frrrr?
After i changed 1 effing pfp and talk to this mans
Bet
you dm'ed me
Oops
real?

Fr?
my dong
Already did
Ngl whenever i heard something bout drug in there i wanna puke soo badly
No mics bet
Self revive wen
Mannn why did they remove 8ball😔
Fr
I was about to ask whether im still gay or not
I got a quota to meet Katz
Whar
Na just playing I sneezed on my phone started typing ngl

Kinda awkward timing ngl
Kinda sad how i would waste 100k's on Miscellaneous and i won't even give 10k investment to my weapon
Cewl
I stocked myself up on Ap let's goo
Fr
Somehow the gay rate went sky rocketed now i don't remember it being like this before 
I'm quite angry abit bout that but since they done it they've done it i guess
I do agree
I mean it still perform's tho
Even T5 and T6 can suffer
Pls invest in UMP attachment guy's
🙏
I need that Suppressor to not inflated
Leg meta be breaking me bad
Skill issue ong
Why bold eagle
I thought you were russian 
Yeah no lie you are
That day i thought Jamming exist
Turns out i forgot to chamber in the bullet
Did bro went through history to find that💀?
lmao
I know it's yesterday
But shii is like up high there💀
Were bro that desperate to know what happened?
Anti gay polic
Zamn
It's like a 5 minute drawing I did
Bro i've been trynna learn how to draw legs and feet including shoes
Ain't gon lie im bad it
@stable fractal
I'll be taking abit note from this
I was gonna draw full armored Russian but I got lazy
Understandable
That's looks alot better than what i tried
Mine looks like a hand 😭
Wanka?
I see
Welp you can do that later
I have schewl
Off to my grave
daym
soon when i get a new tip for my my stylus
ngl this was my favorite to draw half a year ago
Tarkob drawings
Thats supposed to be reserve baby shark stairs I guess?
Congratz looks very gae
i suggest you to use the ruler
Killa lmao
trust me and see how it feels
I love it
Im stealing this 
i have a drawing of female killa
I had to make tiktok ai filter with my gear
the artwork here is amazing while im here with this
gotta say this bullet is amazing
ril
i use M80 m14
@stable fractal how does this make sense at all
exactly that's the point of the picture
why is she there
🗿landidzu
huh
dawg idk I just searched up how to do sum in a game and it came up 💀
just search up her name on yt or something
i got it
lmao wtf
aight
I have no involvement with this
lads i saw what man on earth was never meant to see
hahahahhahaha
what the heck was that
i sent it and deleted it
📸
I'm not the mastermind here
huh
I say on my mamas life
i expect this behaiviour from one of my friends
Never joining this chat again
hahahahahahahha
witness
i
Is there a noose option
nope, go to screenshot and star it noww
lets get it on starboard
Nope
cmon, it be funny tho
me fr
Get yo overly fit ass outta here I'm tryna be disappointed in people
thorax only armor really?
true, actual sh1te
at least have some on lower stomach for close range
🗣️ 🤓
sek best ong ong frfr sheeesh gyat dem!! bruhhh
a saiga on factory can evicerate
Idc how good u are at ab, you got too much uncovered there abs aren't gonna stop some random chads sweat
sadly no factory here
confident to die
Trick question he's not
it isnt phase 4 armor so no crotch protection
@sterile meadow just star it alr #📸┃screenshots message
studying the kit there is no tac rig but there is a mag belt
There fine
lets gooooooo
bullets just pass through your crotch frfr
If it doesn't show up on starboard I'm offing myself just so you know yoyo
😱
tell people to star it then
With that armor there's probably nothing left to hit anyway by this point
lets get 10
I wan external emojis and sticker perms grrrrr!!!!
Imagine vivi just decided to get on and sees it sitting in starboard, server's gonna get nuked
yup, and 4 more
lets get 4 more
get vivi to star it
lets goooooo
imma get bannedddd

woooo
Probably yes
def
Katz u should flirt with yoyo he's down bad on a different level
im guessing SPC plate carrier and Ops Core FAST SF high cut combat helmet
Flort

Tryna hoe him out?
the heck is happening
😭 😭 😭
oof
😭 😭
Hey 3cm is average, probably somewhere
1 MORE
i think its so small its illegal to marry someone in certain countries
No need to hurt his soul 😭
😭
i dunno
😱
19 inch
406mm maybe
My pp is an apfsds tank shell
I'm gonna chop it off 😡
so long, thin and has fins?
And discards
it can pen alot but cant do that much postpen damage?
Exactly
and in some cases is slightly radioactive
lol
how much till starboard
becuase goddamit its not up
huh
Yeah piano tiles 2, very proud of myself from getting 1 crown on that frikin song
It feels so great, it was a challenge to me
When you turn M9A3 into a full auto you can catch up with that pace
Its different tho, you play with the screen not on portrait Mode, i cant tap that fast but its a good game to train your fingers
Also reflex
I used to played Piano Tiles 2 before
On piano tiles i use only my 2 thumbs
I develop my reflex there lol
Yeah I also 2 thumbs cuz it's literally the only option for normies 
But on the game i use 4 fingers, 2 thumbs and the other 2 indexes
Rlly and are u good? Do u have a good movement ?
I sucked at 2 thumbs, i trained tô play with 3 and then 4, I still suck but much less
Some ppl are very good at playing fps with 2 thumb but i simplily cant
Reflex is what kept me alive until now
Pls show 2 thumb layout, lemme see how it looks like
Its literally like default layout except I move the left shoot button to the top for 1v4 situation lol
And slight little changes for the peak shot button
Me 
I noob
I had a 6.0 kd and 50-60% survival rate on playtest 2, u?
me
I rarely touch GCBT2, only play like 92 matches
80% survival rate tho
And 12.0k/d
I wish i could tap as fast with both my indexes as i can with my thumbs
Phone not big enough
Jesus christ
Vietnam
Need help with storage
My survival rate in CN stuck in 35.9 or 36.2 since I started there 
And I got ratted and camped a lot lol
Oh i see
Altho my KDs are high
Then u good mf but how the hhhhell do u play with 8 fingers even, how do u hold your damm phone?
Bro's probably play with Tablet
I'm too scared to use my equipment, so I became covert ops lol
Rattle em up as a rat boi
I Got ratted in the corn Field
When try to put big caliber into a small caliber gun
Ok, how do u hold your damm phone then?
Oh
You have small hands? I cant fit mine on a phone
Maybe a tablet
smth like a 20x108?
Which one?
Pls sell the mags, u giving me cancer
Extract ammos out and sell mags
And also sell the T3 armors and such
Those are worthless and affordable
daddy
femboy Spetsnaz
No vest , No pants , No Jordans , No visor , No rigs , No mags, No backpack = L
Man
They have special perk to extract information from the enemy
But the cons is they'll get themselves a baby
Twins

I keep getting banned from discord servers man
Wth
I've been banned from 5 servers already
No
Then?
This is one of the things I got banned
And breaking rules that I didn't know
Some of the servers I've been in for 2 years
Dafuq
And some new mod bans me
Like fr
I got banned from only dinos
Path of Titans discord
Rise of nations discord
Mr moon discord
Bo time gaming discord
💀
What kind of mods they got in there
And do you check any server updates like
The revamping rules and shiats?
Its the femboy?
Sauce mf
Idk schlawg
how and what part of me represents fem
What's with exposing your stomach and legs thats like asking to get shot there and getting hit by shrapnel head on
Like for us actual ppl who want protection we want to cover as much vital points as possible but I see ppl wearing a vest that doesn't even cover half their chest
Now that's hot
Hah. Tactical girls...
Fr
With PP armor
Let's goo
A bulky man in heavy armor is hawt
I mean girls don't need crotch armor cuz well they don't have a pp and it wouldn't really do much
Nah but they need armor for their intestines schlawg 💀
I mean look hot asf but useless
Perfect opportunity to go from "behind" while she snipin😈
If female operators dont look like this then i dont wanna
Wow I hope nothing happens to her abdomen
Upper and lower thorax protection is missing
Did you know that thorax is latin?
Nope I did not
why no cover stomach that's a vital area
And do you have plates in that thing
If you do your chest outta be FLAT
Who even is this btw
Alr my small Latinum and in a few weeks my big Latinum degree 😩🙏
Yeh sure
Ohh so you like Germans?
this is what we need and this is HOT
Idk if that's nsfw but we got rules here bud
Uh it ain't nsfw
As long as the mods don't see it or don't remove it then it'll be fine
Can't wait
Nah I'm straight with a built in femboy appreciation machine
Real
Yeh ik right
Why do like 90% of tactical gals have either their legs exposed or their stomach like is that a trend or something
Good morning Chipz-San >w<
Makes them look hotter ig
Key word gal
Their thighs are thick enough alr
.
In a real battle field would you just leave a vital part of yourself exposed or would you want maximum protection for better survivability
I guess it's un realistic and not the most brightest thing to do
Ukraine edit
Yas
Why tho
I've seen gals in full body armor but with 1 spot exposed with no clothes: The stomach like what's the point of even wearing armor then
Ppl be making edits about humanity's horror
Idk
Dodge a bullet then sure
The only pro. Thing I see here is u on ur knees tbh
Bro think he Ellie from the Last of us part II💀
If you can dodge bullets like the matrix then you shouldn't be here bro you should be in some kind of mansion living your best life
Bro he ain't not dodging a bullet lol
Well i can
I'm the best at dodging dodgeballs in my class 😎
It's like you've played cod Soo much or csgo that youd try moving like em, cod is just not possible with the slides going uphill that's just against the rules of physics and csgo strayfing harder than it looks
Yeah that's somewhat realistic
Girl is not in Ukraine dawg😩🙏
Real
Mmm I love having nods on in light
In the military your trained to have the watch on the underside and on the left hand if your a right handed shooter
Good morning sweetie 
Hehe:3
Gay couple
Haters be haters
Mean mf>:(
Fr shame

Omg the chat 😭
Omg he so cute:3
There's no way that some kids on TikTok call Ukraine a vibe💀
Go buy an imtv armor
If Ukraine is a vibe, then the wars in Africa is a joke
Nahh somalia is crazy zawg💀
Hey at least your not getting threatened by nukes on the opposite side
Schlawg somalia is fd up💀
That's true
Getting threatened by tanks and manpower is opposable but nukes unless you've got very good AA systems tho you'd still get hit thenyou could say it's crazy
Don't wanna be political here but like despite the internet posting good things about Ukraine, they haven't seen the actual war and carnage that's going on and the Ukrainians being heavily outnumbered
Mostly because nobody is stupid enough to take out their phone and start recording in the middle of a gunfight
True. Russians are doing a very bad job tho. For their size of the army
But that's the thing
They have numbers
Back in 1950 in the Korean war, they beat the Americans with numbers
It gets to a point where you can't use airstrikes, missiles or mortars cause the enemies right in front of you and youd be hitting your own guys
Soldiers goofed around even in first world war. They had fun in their ways, and now Ukrainians do the same. I think it makes sense, cuz it was always like this. There's even video footage of Germans goofing around on a playground (i think it was a playground)
Hah. Americans are experts in friendly fire
True
I meant like point blank knife range
Cause it was a winter war in 1950 Korean war
The Koreans and Chinese would attack at night most of the time
Airstrikes and mortars weren't usable since the enemies at the front gate and the explosives would hit your own tanks and armored d vehicles
I want to send the furries into an actuall battlefield
Maybe teach them not to be a bunch of whimps
Shy juggernaut
Honest reaction
Peanut
Back on scp lab breach we would call scp 173 nut or peanut lol
Brings back memories
Phewww
Only the ones that don't respect military. Everyone who disrespects them should get a taste of what veterans have gone through
I wat considering it but nostalgia hits and I decided not to
That's still exist in scp secret laboratory
Ye
I thought you were gonna say peanut cracker
Oh I was gonna say something much much worse
Thank god
It goes something with the nut
Ima get some fun time the pic that katz sent me
I declare you as femboy
ay yo?
👀
femboy?🤨


