💬┃game-chat

[ashen pecan]

Ran out of gifs to send

[crimson prawn]

Hi

[wicked sapphire]

Oh peer

[last bolt]

Mm.

Explosive

[crimson prawn]

Why does unc keep bringing me up

I think unc likes me

[last bolt]

Mmmm. Molotov

[unique grove]

Flash bang

[rich knot]

Guys were Stella and Talia. Friends? But became enemys whyM

[unique grove]

They were lovers then they got separated

[patent salmon]

Hi

[rich knot]

... How can I hire more serious people

[dusk mesa]

Whats good beautiful people

[crimson prawn]

Unc

[dusk mesa]

Unc

Wanna join

[last bolt]

LESBIAN EXIST IN AB?!

[crimson prawn]

I'm at work

[dusk mesa]

Quit

[crimson prawn]

I'm off at 11

[last bolt]

No...

[dusk mesa]

Hurry

[dusk mesa]

Was talking to meep

[crimson prawn]

I can't make the clock move faster unc

Even though I wish I could it's so boring

[dusk mesa]

Just turn the hands

[heady radish]

What do you guys think of no helmet run in fz

[unique grove]

Head shot

[dusk mesa]

Its aite

Go sleep cryo

[last bolt]

I mean most enemy use t5 and t6 ammo.

[heady radish]

[unique grove]

When you will be going to sleep on ur deathbed unc

[last bolt]

Sometimes helmet doesn't protect you. Unless is a sniper enemy

[fair lantern]

what do u guys do when ur bored

[dusk mesa]

80 years from now

[last bolt]

Read comic in my phone

[heady radish]

Lf MPX cheap build

[unique grove]

80 seconds from now*

[last bolt]

😭😭😭😭 BUT IT RUN OUT SOO QUICK AND IM BORED

[dusk mesa]

Go park

[dusk mesa]

Im only 27 smh

[unique grove]

Maybe 87

[dusk mesa]

Im not you

[last bolt]

Macaroni

[vagrant kestrel]

I passed out

[tame glen]

Its ok to pass out than to pass away ig

[proud ingot]

How bro felt after saying that:

[vagrant kestrel]

[last bolt]

Is it me or when i drink milk my stomach doesn't feel well

[vagrant kestrel]

You’re lactose intolerant

[last bolt]

gassppp

[lyric vector]

Did anyone mention me?

[tame glen]

nothing wrong with a bit of adventure

[proud ingot]

nah

[lyric vector]

[last bolt]

Base

[flint fern]

I'm so lucky today

[fair lantern]

it's 3 in the morning

[dusk mesa]

I do that

[buoyant mesa]

Real

[solemn blade]

[last bolt]

Mambo

[proud ingot]

[verbal storm]

Die

[gentle peak]

@candid summit Join

[candid summit]

no I’m selling stuff off

[gentle peak]

You can do that later son

Get in here rn before I get the Big E to start touching you in the island rn

[buoyant mesa]

No

[proud ingot]

Dye?

[buoyant mesa]

Soncrete 😭 🙏 ✌️

[proud ingot]

soncrete ✌️ 😭

[buoyant mesa]

Bro where did you get this soncrete 🙏 😭 ✌️

[fair lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/edit-base-ball-tung-tung-tung-sahur-sad-tuff-gif-16780257358861658529

[proud ingot]

Aura

[buoyant mesa]

The alpha came triple t finna make the opposite team pee

[buoyant mesa]

Where did you get the soncrete soncrete

[proud ingot]

Sonscriptclumsy😭 ✌️ 🙏

[buoyant mesa]

Sonmetalgearsolidfivethephantompain 😭 ✌️ 🙏

[dusty osprey]

unccccc

got slimed out 40 times cause of rats

[signal merlin]

bleh

[buoyant mesa]

Be the sorcates of ab and ask them if ratting is your power what are you without

[buoyant mesa]

Praise this guy

[wicked sapphire]

Ok

[proud ingot]

Sonpaperignorant✌️ 😭 🙏

[proud ingot]

Soncrete

[buoyant mesa]

Sonsorcates 🥭

[proud ingot]

Pass

[buoyant mesa]

Nah

[proud ingot]

yes

[buoyant mesa]

Yes

[proud ingot]

nah

[sinful bison]

What’s better for northridge svds or m110

[buoyant mesa]

Nah

[buoyant mesa]

M110

Or both

[proud ingot]

both

[signal merlin]

rawr

[wintry ridge]

Hermanos estamos siendo extorsionados de una manera insólita el juego porque tú haces tus ventas a un costo más bajo del mercado te está haciendo reembolso ejemplo hoy vendí cierta cantidad desarmé muchas armas y la vendí por partes tomo ejemplo si un artículo costaba 5000 la publicaba por 4850 o 4900 de esa manera las ventas son eficaces llenando la 24 Casillas eso lo hice repetitivamente hasta que logre vender todo acabo de recibir un reembolso por un valor de casi $900,000 así que tomemos cartas sobre el asunto porque es la manera en la que están tratando de extorsionar los jugadores están tratando de jugar con nuestro dinero real para que le reembolsemos los coen en venta así que un moderador tome cartas sobre el asunto de ese dicho problema porque me puede pasar a mí hoy pero mañana puede ser tú

[sinful bison]

I keep forgetting that my bullet losses it’s speed when I shoot far🫩

[buoyant mesa]

Holy

[wintry ridge]

Saludos hermano

[half wraith]

Ghist ai for kill??

[unique grove]

holy larps

[keen quarry]

This game is so boring without events

[unique grove]

holy larp

[wicked sapphire]

We have heroes assemble, tdm, and sniper FFA

More upcoming this month

[keen quarry]

First u dont have it
2nd so boring

[buoyant mesa]

Its not

[unique grove]

what is this larp talking about 🥀

[wicked sapphire]

I don't have wha

[fair folio]

all trash

bring back gold drops

[keen quarry]

Idk

Maybe dih

[wicked sapphire]

This guy must been playing roblox but keep complaining about AB

[unique grove]

griffith pfp 🥀

[keen quarry]

Oh i thought im in roblox server sorry im talkin about roblox not ab

[hard shard]

Gold drops trash bring back Warring Factions

[unique grove]

all mid

bring back og armory rush

[keen quarry]

Roblox is so boring without events

[wicked sapphire]

I'm making new cc that works on Video clips btw

[buoyant mesa]

Its not

[keen quarry]

Dude

[unique grove]

what video clips

[buoyant mesa]

Try ready to act and hell cqb they are hard but fun

[wicked sapphire]

I ve been only making color based on a photo this whole time

[upper ruin]

hello guys

[wicked sapphire]

[unique grove]

ah, the color wheel trend?

[wicked sapphire]

No

[buoyant mesa]

Triple t 🥀

Bro ab server is a once in lifetime server

[unique grove]

[upper ruin]

its double t now
because tralalero tralala is ded

[lavish flare]

Hello chat

[fair lantern]

triple t too mainstream

[unique grove]

[buoyant mesa]

We have g00n now 😭

[lavish flare]

Why is my game locked at 60fps when i have selected 120fps in the settings?

[wicked sapphire]

I called this dark glow

You cant see the edge

[upper ruin]

guys please if you get a sign to play arena breakout, do it
because i just found gold lion after finding lion videos on my fyp

[keen quarry]

L

[upper ruin]

ok whatever dude

[fair lantern]

yk I'm right

[wicked sapphire]

Put out a contrast its a bit blue

[keen quarry]

Trash

[unique grove]

white

[wicked sapphire]

Its a Little blue men

[buoyant mesa]

I once found a sign

[unique grove]

gray

[keen quarry]

And then

[wicked sapphire]

You cant see the blue?

[unique grove]

color blind 100%

[tame glen]

I AM SOOO BACK BABY

[unique grove]

its like a built in t7

[wicked sapphire]

[unique grove]

gts unc

[keen quarry]

No one cares

[buoyant mesa]

I didnt find any gold loot and I was randomly scrolling and I found a sign and I quit ab at the time and I returned to play it and ab decided that I never played s6 and I only found a golden necklace

[wicked sapphire]

Where have you been

[fair folio]

it need some pixels gng

[unique grove]

griffith pfps are suck cornballs

[buoyant mesa]

The master of hate and anguish and despair

[tame glen]

i was on a mission

[gentle peak]

@candid summit Get on

[unique grove]

final evolution

[lavish flare]

Why is my game locked at 60fps when i have selected 120fps in the settings?
Anyone know?

[tame glen]

i have promises to keep and miles to go before i sleep

[fair folio]

ok

[keen quarry]

Shhh im rage baiting this kids

[candid summit]

What’s your phone

[tame glen]

this kid*

[lavish flare]

S26 ultra

[buoyant mesa]

He put gold items in all of safes in all of the maps in ab 🔥

[gentle peak]

Hop on

[buoyant mesa]

Im a 3 yo kid BTW and you ain't rage baiting him

[unique grove]

You cant fly a plane for long with half a tank of gas

[keen quarry]

Not talkin to u btw so shhh

[candid summit]

Give some time ig it just came out game takes time to optimize

[candid summit]

I’m gonna keep selling stuff

[gentle peak]

No get on

[keen quarry]

Wow

[lavish flare]

Like next season or somethin?

[wicked sapphire]

Top 4 attention seeker I see this day

Barely make it to Day time

[candid summit]

Maybe

[fair folio]

shii i need to be in 1st

[candid summit]

no guarantees

[wicked sapphire]

You stay at 4

[keen quarry]

Thats u

[fair folio]

aw man

how to attention seek

[unique grove]

do not feed the attention seekers

[wicked sapphire]

The top 2 got muted earlier

[slim adder]

You guys know if there’s a way to transfer a phone account to a PC version?

[unique grove]

fuwi?

[buoyant mesa]

Like ab to abi? No there isn't a way

[wicked sapphire]

No, another Orange

[unique grove]

who

[bronze crest]

Me about to go, push a squad that wiped my team

[slim adder]

Ah so it isn’t cross play?

[keen quarry]

Chill white knight

[wicked sapphire]

I forgot his name

[wicked sapphire]

son

[bronze crest]

@tame glen

[unique grove]

guys his tg link 100% trustworthy

[keen quarry]

Interested

[keen storm]

Inbox me

[lavish flare]

Yo guys is there a cheat code to murder all t7 users?

[keen quarry]

Rn

[wicked sapphire]

Yes

[lavish flare]

I believe they should be wiped off the planet

[fair folio]

scammer maxxing

[unique grove]

yea its called rpg

[wicked sapphire]

oi

[lavish flare]

They contribute to nothing in our society

[bronze crest]

@tame glen less sniping more modding

[keen quarry]

No hes not

[fair folio]

we hold all the wealth gng

[proud ingot]

Aura

[tame glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-adorable-sticker-stickers-gif-15884535962552606625

[fair folio]

you need billionares in a society

[bronze crest]

[fair folio]

definitely

[keen quarry]

Nooo the savior got banned

[unique grove]

hes from nebraska judging from the area code of the phone number

[wicked sapphire]

[tame glen]

Give my boi gabe another yatch

[bronze crest]

Should i buy nitro

[keen quarry]

I wanted that 100k$

[unique grove]

subhuman iq levels

[bronze crest]

He deserves it the steamdeck is tech marvel

[fair folio]

highkey need a few hundred million

[vagrant kestrel]

Yacht

[fair folio]

devs bring out gold drops timmies go invest your entire sv into one t7 kit

[bronze crest]

Edcoi buy me helldivers

[keen quarry]

No im smart very very smart

[vagrant kestrel]

Im poor.

[copper olive]

S13 beta ?

[fair folio]

maybe for average american

[bronze crest]

Buy me cyber punk

[copper olive]

arena breakout s13 beta

[keen quarry]

2×2 ?
8

Im not using calculator btw

[vagrant kestrel]

When macOs is the top gaming platform

[fair folio]

think

[fair lantern]

add customs alreadyyy

[bronze crest]

macbook neo pro coming soon

[fair folio]

word

[unique grove]

frrrrrr

[keen quarry]

6 ?

[fair folio]

you are not getting it

[bronze crest]

7

[keen quarry]

7 ?

[vagrant kestrel]

Neo pro

[keen quarry]

67

[fair lantern]

griffih

[keen quarry]

Huhuhihuhuhu 67 so funny

[vagrant kestrel]

Its probably gonna be the same price as a stock base macbook if it ever releases lmao

[fair folio]

we will know when it’s out bc then my macbook air will explode

[vagrant kestrel]

So true

[fair lantern]

so bored gice wyd

[fair folio]

and i’ll have to buy the new one

[fair folio]

waiting

[vagrant kestrel]

I can already feel my iPhone 13pro max overheating like crazy now that September is near

[fair lantern]

for

[fair folio]

someone

[fair folio]

cooked

[fair lantern]

keep yearning buddy

[vagrant kestrel]

Literally

[dusky olive]

Any one wants to play thermal north . (North America sever)

[keen quarry]

When mac book neo pro come out mac book air will get cheaper at that time ill buy iphone 6

[fair folio]

it’s okey gng

[bronze crest]

Macbook neo pro is just regular macbook with rainbow apple logo

[fair folio]

im not queuing for lobbies and im not planning to

[fair folio]

shhhhhh

[fair lantern]

can ios like not suck major butt

[fair folio]

they’ll hear you

[fair lantern]

only reason I don't consider apple products at all

[vagrant kestrel]

Atleast its not like microslop rn

[bronze crest]

Yall should buy steam deck rn

[fair lantern]

buns

[bronze crest]

It's worth the investment

[vagrant kestrel]

Planning to build a smol pc to run steamos on

[keen quarry]

Steam dih ?

[vagrant kestrel]

Holy OUT OF TOPIC. Ban these people!

[fair folio]

i dont need allat customization and i have money so

[fair lantern]

can't think of 1 reason why you'd buy a deck over a controller for a pc

[fair folio]

one to talk

[fair folio]

beacause stoopid

[fair lantern]

not even abt all that 3rd party apps r so convenient

[fair folio]

i dont have a need for those yet so like im good

[fair lantern]

L

[bronze crest]

Buy me warbonds in helldivers

[fair folio]

ima live happy and oblivious

[wicked sapphire]

I got banned because of floating whatsapp in S9 btw

[fair lantern]

joy of missing out a fat freaking lie

[fair folio]

skill issue

[vagrant kestrel]

Hmmmm. When elon successfully colonize mars

[bronze crest]

Soon

[fair folio]

wym

[vagrant kestrel]

2028 ong

[fair lantern]

joy of missing out is like

self explanatory sorry

[bronze crest]

You buy me all warbonds yes yes yes

[fair folio]

@wicked sapphire need a better gaming chair

[vagrant kestrel]

Ill buy you a seat to mars.

[fair lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/2hollis-love-222-all-2s-cute-gif-2305705021710521463

[fair folio]

fomo was not included

so like might be cooked but meh

[bronze crest]

We should cook edcoi in stew

[fair folio]

understandable

[fair folio]

what did he do

[vagrant kestrel]

Please season me properly.

[fair folio]

nah we are giving you to a british person

[bronze crest]

we giving you the British special

[fair lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/bladee-bladeedraingang-bladeecute-gif-10142284147218718435

[vagrant kestrel]

Faaaaah

[fair lantern]

blehd

[vagrant kestrel]

Cooked

[fair folio]

das waht ur boutta be gng

[vagrant kestrel]

Your lobbies need to calm down @tame glen

[fair lantern]

yoooo that's so sus that's messed up

the sus stew

[vagrant kestrel]

Give me to the asians

They can cook me properly

[fair folio]

straight to the united kingdom

[buoyant mesa]

Damn son

[vagrant kestrel]

Snow: dw there are no thermals in valley. Just thermal kits

[fair folio]

havent played tac ops in a minute

need some t7 mode or something

only rats and timmy kits to kill

[vagrant kestrel]

Make it un-caseable and ill be gucci

[fair folio]

every thermal i fight is caseable

they go immediately case and die because they are casing

[fair lantern]

I should start making my t7s uncasable

I'm like

autonomous

independent

[fair folio]

caseable t7 player nasty

[fair lantern]

even in a team when I die I'm like 80 meters away

[vagrant kestrel]

Exactly. Unless its gold drops when people are losing their thermals and have to buy from market

[fair lantern]

still learning how to play bud

[tame glen]

My lobbies need to miss some shots so i can kill them

[torpid sleet]

Hi

[fair lantern]

I got like

[fair folio]

i guess bro i guess

[fair lantern]

not even 600 hours still

[vagrant kestrel]

You killed one tho.

The poorest one T_T

[fair folio]

meh i want to be getting consistent t7 at least or t6

[cunning breach]

yoo guys does anybody here experienced a bug where your loot suddenly disappeared when you extracted

[fair lantern]

t7 etiquettes r a social construct js be selfish and happy

❤️

ok I js suck whatever

[vagrant kestrel]

Play everyday after daily reset. Ez bot lobby after a game or 2. Bring a big bag and rig

[fair folio]

there is no loot to be greedy about

[fair lantern]

I do get mad when ppl case but I case myself

[fair folio]

i get bot lobbies when im tryna kill t7

i hop on run t7 get no loot bc theres no t7 and then hop off

[vagrant kestrel]

Faaaah

[fair lantern]

t7 is more boring than I thought

[fair folio]

every day hop on play some nr and farm and get no t7s then gtb

[fair lantern]

I considered maining tv but that stank

[vagrant kestrel]

Just a day in my life.

[fair folio]

it was better with sandstorm and gold drops

and also before any of those events were out

[tame glen]

These ai fruits need to chill out

[buoyant mesa]

Guys imagine if ab added another tier of armor and ammo

[fair lantern]

gd was third party galore and ss was mp5k galore

no t7s on sandstorm

[buoyant mesa]

Real dad 😭 🙏

[fair lantern]

first ever sandstorm was sooooo goodddd

I loved it sm

[fair folio]

there was mad t7 on the sandstorm

[vagrant kestrel]

Bring back valley foxtrot

[fair folio]

before gold drops

[vagrant kestrel]

Valley rework and no event for valley. So L

[unique grove]

w

[fair lantern]

I wanna try t7 on port now

[fair folio]

i mean i guess

[fair lantern]

idk how that would ho

[fair folio]

better than nothing

[buoyant mesa]

T7 in Northridge blizzard goes hard

[fair folio]

not worth it

too many timmies for thermal

[fair lantern]

isn't the next gd gonna be on valley

[vagrant kestrel]

No confirmation yet

[fair folio]

its hard because you run 5000 meters to kill one blue quick kit

[fair lantern]

I mean it'd make sense

[vagrant kestrel]

Its in a farm - nr rotation atp

[fair lantern]

but they know only t7s play gd

[buoyant mesa]

Yeah the map is MASSIVE

[fair lantern]

and no one plays t7 on valley

[vagrant kestrel]

Are you snowman??

[unique grove]

t7 has horrid range in valley

[fair lantern]

no god no

[fair folio]

and theres no thermals because there is barely enough to fill a lobby

[buoyant mesa]

The hotel is pure chaos ngl

[fair lantern]

buns

[vagrant kestrel]

Someone had a thermal kit but cased it. So L

[buoyant mesa]

We saw ts photo before unc

[fair folio]

game decides to "balance" out lobbies by giving a max of one geared team a game

[fair lantern]

so like

the good part abt thermals is yk the thermal

[fair folio]

well you see im trying to fight thermals

[vagrant kestrel]

He prolly noticed he cant see anything past 160meters

[fair folio]

its the mpx lmao

[buoyant mesa]

Yes

[fair lantern]

nobody uses that bud

not on my servers at least

[fair folio]

and i cant do that when i am the thermal team in the lobby

[fair lantern]

too many leg meta spammers

[buoyant mesa]

Oh

[vagrant kestrel]

Valley sight lines being 200meters+ making thermals unusable

[fair lantern]

I did really well js using m62

[fair folio]

if they literally just gave timmies timmy lobbies and thermals thermal lobbies

[fair lantern]

deadass that many leg armor ppl

[fair folio]

everybody would be happy

[tame glen]

Hell yeah

[vagrant kestrel]

Unless they add foxtrot again. Make valley nightt

[fair lantern]

that's js segregation that's bad

[fair folio]

timmies wouldnt be complaining about being destroyed by thermals and thermals wouldnt complain about destroying timmies all the time

[wicked sapphire]

Do you main Valley now

[fair lantern]

what about timmy thermals

[tame glen]

Valley is soo goated

[fair folio]

send them straight to the meat grinder

[tame glen]

Yeah until there is a nr fz

[vagrant kestrel]

Im gonna tell northridge you cheated

[fair folio]

teach them a lesson

[wicked sapphire]

Cheap key, open field, so many area we can loot

[fair folio]

think about it

[wicked sapphire]

I love big maps

[fair folio]

timmies dont want to fight thermals

[vagrant kestrel]

[tame glen]

Right

[fair folio]

thermals dont want to fight timmies

[fair lantern]

what exactly is a timmy

[wicked sapphire]

Me

[vagrant kestrel]

I wanna fight a blind and deaf thermal.

[fair folio]

uhh 99.7% of the server

[fair lantern]

a good player with a cheap kit is a timmy but so is a bad player with a good kit

[buoyant mesa]

Most of the people in ab

[vagrant kestrel]

Timmy is basically a noob

[fair folio]

noobs

[vagrant kestrel]

Or newbie

New to the game

[fair lantern]

idk broke bums r also timmies

t3 ax50 pisses me off

[tame glen]

Tell nr, I emotionally checked out of our relationship when thermals started using mpxs

[fair folio]

and broke bums are noobs

[vagrant kestrel]

I use mpxs

[fair folio]

because how are you broke in this season after gold drops sandstorms and weekly giveaways for multiple seasons

[fair lantern]

I'm so proud of myself I could recognise a sample on a song

[fair folio]

the only way for you to be broke is if you cant help yourself and spend all your money

[vagrant kestrel]

Not thermals tho

[fair folio]

ball

[fair folio]

now there is no thermals if you are thermal

so just run thermal in nr and you will get timmy lobbies you want

[tame glen]

Schrodingers thermal

[fair lantern]

I rage quit yesterday cuz nr

I met 2 usas in a row

[vagrant kestrel]

Had my kit ready to continue playing last night snow. But i passed out

[fair folio]

gonna sit my a on tdm until a good mode comes out

[tame glen]

Let me know if u wanna play 2nite

[dusk mesa]

How yall beautiful people doing

[fair lantern]

the first guy couldn't kill me but I got sniped off from hotel

[tame glen]

Hey handsome acey

[fair lantern]

the second guy also couldn't kill me but I got sniped off from the hill by dam

[vagrant kestrel]

I think i heard a single discord ping but i thought it was just a random dm

[dusk mesa]

Whats cooking Snow

[fair lantern]

last game I got sniped off the rock by coms

[tame glen]

I cooked in the morning

[fair lantern]

all 3 games I was in dam btw

[dusk mesa]

Lots of snipers

[main coral]

holy weird name and pfp

[dusk mesa]

Im cooking a lot rn. 7 reds

[fair folio]

ok conq

[tame glen]

Irl cooking rather

[fair lantern]

dude how do you get your lobbies

[fair folio]

cry about it

[dusk mesa]

Ouuu nice

[buoyant mesa]

Boi look at mine its tuff

[vagrant kestrel]

Green Northridge when?

[fair lantern]

your nr is not the same as mine dude

I don't understand it

[tame glen]

You should see his ingame pfp lmao

[main coral]

i have

[fair folio]

gang we play every night

[dusk mesa]

Idk. Come here i guess

[main coral]

:Blushes:

[fair lantern]

can they like

remove snow

[fair folio]

😘

[dusk mesa]

Agreed

[main coral]

Ban him'

[fair lantern]

it sucks we established this 5 seasons ago

[main coral]

this is SA

[fair folio]

woooowww

[dusk mesa]

Im still doing missions smh

[buoyant mesa]

Use the bot lobby guide

[fair folio]

im crine

[fair lantern]

I gave up

too tedious

[upper panther]

Belo said he wishes to be one of those fish that cleans feet

[dusk mesa]

Im 5 off

[buoyant mesa]

Erm you said ":blushes:"

[fair folio]

woah woah i guess

[signal merlin]

[buoyant mesa]

What the sigma

[fair lantern]

goalz

[fair folio]

erm aint nobody talking to you

[vagrant kestrel]

Can confirm

[fair folio]

respect

[signal merlin]

Nawr

[buoyant mesa]

Erm ok

[upper panther]

Love spicing up the chat

[vagrant kestrel]

What is spice?

[fair folio]

son

[vagrant kestrel]

A british person asking probably:

[fair folio]

its okay non native english speakers

[upper panther]

Chowds

[buoyant mesa]

Its bri'ish

[fair folio]

chowds

[frosty forum]

T6

[gentle peak]

Chowds lwk goated

[fair folio]

uhh

i dont know about that gng

[upper panther]

I still have his dog tag

After he blew himself up fighting me

[vagrant kestrel]

I need to nade chowds. Just once

[vagrant kestrel]

I already naded prex

[gentle peak]

Hes tuff bro

[frosty forum]

15442365570

[hollow sun]

So what Melee are we gonna get for 3rd Anniversary?

[vagrant kestrel]

I nade chipz on a daily basis

Oh i should nade snow

[cyan bough]

@blissful barn
ok

[vagrant kestrel]

WATCH OUT SNOW. A PERFECTLY COOKED NADE

[buoyant mesa]

Why does this looks like siege

[blissful barn]

It looks nice on paper but field idk

[vagrant kestrel]

They need to buff shotties

[blissful barn]

Wait for the aa-12

[upper panther]

I still want my battle

It’s been nearly a year

[vagrant kestrel]

Except the usas. Ts already op

[blissful barn]

That battle was promised to you 3000 years ago n lost

[fair lantern]

one shot to the hea

[blissful barn]

Im retired

[honest charm]

Yo how my people doing today

[upper panther]

You can run and duck all you want, I will get you 🫵

[cyan bough]

Ok

[blissful barn]

These hands are for carpentry now

[vagrant kestrel]

Not the same without gold drops man

[solar frigate]

I pray I never have to play with dumbasses like the one from my last round again

[honest charm]

Fr

[buoyant mesa]

Guys the m14 is actually the mk14 without the kit idk what it was called

[solar frigate]

I died chasing him for my loot from the body he stole

[upper panther]

I no longer play the game for improvement, I now play solely to make everyone’s day worse 🤤

[blissful barn]

I like the m14

[cyan bough]

M14

[upper panther]

Dumdums RPGs is the way

[honest charm]

So do you wanna run sum

[cyan bough]

Yeah
M14 it ok .308

[smoky shard]

They can pass exchange codes please

[blissful barn]

same spam t6 die over n over some how I don't drop nothing in s.v which I think is a bug

Unless stonks are that gud

[upper panther]

I just gain and lose it in a perpetual cycle just to mess with enemies

[vagrant kestrel]

Waiting for daily reset for my bot lobby

[blissful barn]

Koen comes n goes

[solar frigate]

I wouldn’t wish a loot stealer on my worst enemy

T5 by the way

[vagrant kestrel]

For me it just goes

[solar frigate]

Dude left nothing for me

[upper panther]

All my randoms are respectful

[solar frigate]

Most of them have been up until now

[blissful barn]

For me it folds

[solar frigate]

Dude had the audacity to claim it was his and dropped a random dog tags

[cyan bough]

K o e n
S i m u l a t o r

[vagrant kestrel]

A nade keeps everyone in check back in the day

[blissful barn]

Preaching

[cyan bough]

Ok chat

[vagrant kestrel]

MERIT? WHO DECIDED THAT?

[blissful barn]

If G36C comes back .... I'll unretire

[upper panther]

Loot priority also does that too 😂

[blissful barn]

Until then they balance it

[solar frigate]

If you genuinely steal loot you deserve to get shot in the back of an alley

[vagrant kestrel]

Sometimes i auto match with loot prio on. And the game decides to put me in a lobby with it off

[crimson prawn]

Hmmmmm

[wet sluice]

I want a slushe

[solar frigate]

Who does that

[cyan bough]

M4 Eco
@blissful barn

[idle totem]

Yo chat

[buoyant mesa]

What is this son

[blissful barn]

This gives me nightmares

[upper panther]

Hate that, it made someone else party leader

[vagrant kestrel]

Fr

[cyan bough]

M4 9mm

[buoyant mesa]

Man this is a nightmare

[solar frigate]

Uwu1011 if you are here you deserve the electric chair

Have human decency

[buoyant mesa]

Man we getting flamed without doing anything in the big 26 🥭

[solar frigate]

He took my lot

[storm escarp]

Does anyone know where to find the devs message about port and mine return? I can't seem to find it

[buoyant mesa]

I hope his pillow is hot on both sides

[solar frigate]

The thing I’m mad about is that it was like my best kill since I came back

[idle totem]

Hi chat

[upper panther]

Sometime later this year

[buoyant mesa]

Port will return but mine nah

[solar frigate]

T5 with FAL

[upper panther]

Sup

[buoyant mesa]

Yo

[solar frigate]

Man I’m pissed

[upper panther]

I was told Mine is returning later, but it’s taking longer

That’s why I chilled on playing this game

I don’t wanna burn myself out for when Mine returns

[solar frigate]

I wish I was omnipotent solely because of freaks like uwu1011 so that I could grab them and throw them into the vacuum of space

[idle totem]

Mine good

My PBnJ

[upper panther]

Mine was my life

[buoyant mesa]

Idk why they did ts

[upper panther]

Made well over 400 million off Mine

[idle totem]

I remember when mine arrived, utopia did also

[idle totem]

Right?

[upper panther]

Utopia was the season after

[idle totem]

Ok

[buoyant mesa]

Me too

[upper panther]

But yeah I remember I was finding reds almost everyday on Mine

Before they nerfed airdrops

[dusty oxide]

I love valley
Just kill a t7
He only had a 56/56 t5 armor

Very delicious

[idle totem]

Cool

[upper panther]

I saw your post

Impressive stuff

[dusty oxide]

That's an exciting time

[idle totem]

Chat

[upper panther]

I haven’t killed a thermal today on valley but I did get 3 1 million games today on Valley

[dusty oxide]

I'm just a little t3 at the beginning
Thanks the first guy I kill
He gave me t4 bullets

[dusty oxide]

Wow

That's rich

[solar frigate]

I hope the devs send an FPV drone with a rocket on it to uwu1011’s house and obliterate him

[dusty oxide]

This is the first time I got over 1m in one game on valley

[crimson prawn]

Hmmmm

[upper panther]

What did bro do 😭

[upper panther]

Hmmmm

[solar frigate]

Stole my t5 kill and got me killed

[crimson prawn]

Ok

[upper panther]

Valid

[idle totem]

Chat I just killed 8 thermals

[crimson prawn]

Is it that serious

[solar frigate]

Yes it is

[crimson prawn]

I didn't know ab players were like that

[solar frigate]

That was my best kill since I came back like 2 weeks ago

[upper panther]

Dear god did you live

[dusty oxide]

Where?
Farm?

[idle totem]

Yes

[solar frigate]

And I was running one of my more expensive kits

[idle totem]

Northrdige

[upper panther]

W mans

[dusty oxide]

I never saw 8 thermals in Northridge

[idle totem]

2 squads

[solar frigate]

If uwu1011 was in my presence right now I would use techniques that haven’t been used since the 16th century

[upper panther]

Dang your Northridge was popping

[idle totem]

Gng

It's not that serious

[solar frigate]

What time frame was vlad the impaler alive

[idle totem]

Just get it back again

[idle totem]

1450s I think

[solar frigate]

I have like 30m with everything I have koen and storage

[solar frigate]

I don’t make 400m in a map like some of you do

I can’t afford to lose a t5 kill with a FAL

And I can’t afford to lose my kits trying to get it back

[upper panther]

Are you playing TV?

[solar frigate]

Yeah lockdown

That’s what I’ve been doing

I don’t scratch up enough for forbidden

[idle totem]

Just play solo

[solar frigate]

Also just scared of it

I’m gonna once I learn the map a little more

[idle totem]

That's not the right mindset to have

[idle totem]

Ok nice

[upper panther]

Tv station is for masochists

[solar frigate]

Whenever I go solo quick kits I get rich

[upper panther]

I will never understand the hype

[chilly bronze]

[chilly bronze]

Hi bro hyd

[solar frigate]

It’s small distance

[mental fox]

Good morning pookies

[upper panther]

Good hbu

[solar frigate]

Perfect for cqc

[idle totem]

Ever since revamp and boss removal, I never liked it again

I used to main tv back in s3

[upper panther]

I’m a long range fighter so I don’t like cqc

[mental fox]

@idle totem my birthday is in 2 months and I want a thermal and ax as a gift

[idle totem]

Ok I call @crimson prawn

[upper panther]

They took away the only thing worth farming on the map

[mental fox]

Yes!!

[idle totem]

Real

[wanton talon]

[mental fox]

Also t6 armor

[mental fox]

I want ax bullets from you on my birthday

[idle totem]

Ok I call @wanton talon

[solar frigate]

If uwu1011 is ever in my team again im replacing all of my gear with grenades

[mental fox]

And that

[idle totem]

I don't think you can wear a grenade

[wanton talon]

????

[mental fox]

[dusty oxide]

Not really

Be a rat

[upper panther]

No lies told

[mental fox]

I'm gonna turn 20 which is not unc age

[dusty oxide]

You will enjoy it

[idle totem]

Tv station is for masochists

[idle totem]

Masochin

Mozzarella

[mental fox]

REAL

[wanton talon]

Happy birthday but trading is against the rules

[idle totem]

Omg I want grilled cheese

[solar frigate]

I think you can it just needs a few prerequisites

[wanton talon]

@idle totem congratulations

[solar frigate]

It’s usually a 1 time thing though

Like you never do anything again

[idle totem]

For what

[wanton talon]

You leveled up

[idle totem]

How

[wanton talon]

Your name is gold now

[idle totem]

That's a level down

[wanton talon]

???

Being a mentor means level down?

[mental fox]

Trading??

[idle totem]

Yes

Yes

[wanton talon]

You said you want M2

[idle totem]

I want M3

[solar frigate]

Uwu101 has permanently changed my life for the worse

[idle totem]

McChicken 3 pieces

[wanton talon]

I heard trading in game is against the rule

[wanton talon]

Tv is CQC fun

[solar frigate]

Yeah

[wanton talon]

But can play sniper sometimes

[solar frigate]

You just have to look out for loot stealing goblins like uwu101

[wanton talon]

Why playing tv is masochist?

[solar frigate]

If any of you see uwu101 on tv station bomb then for me PLEASE

[wanton talon]

I mainly solo

So the one who get to steal my loot

Probably already killed me too

[crimson prawn]

Stop

[solar frigate]

I genuinely hope uwu101 loses everything in his life

[fair lantern]

@crimson prawn

[wanton talon]

You're saying it like if his here

[solar frigate]

Maybe he is

[wanton talon]

[signal merlin]

Imma gon eat a tree bark

[wanton talon]

I was playing tv normal yesterday

Found myself a Timmy

But he chose violence

[signal merlin]

[wanton talon]

Have to put him down

[solar frigate]

They should make solo only game mode and annihilate uwu101

[crimson prawn]

What bum

[solar frigate]

I hope he gets shot in his spine and becomes a paraplegic for the rest of his life

[crimson prawn]

Ok

[upper panther]

The hatred in your heart is inspiring

[wanton talon]

You really hate that guy

[solar frigate]

How do I change my name on this server

[upper panther]

Not even a thermal, just a t5 set

[solar frigate]

Can I not

[wanton talon]

@upper panther seriously i think tv is fun cuase the map is small enough to handle most of the situations

[upper panther]

Click your profile picture in this chat and edit your server profile

[upper panther]

I just suck at 50/50 fights so I hate tv

[solar frigate]

Why can I not save this

[upper panther]

I never was good at close range fights in any video games I played

I’m better at controlling fights from a distance

[solar frigate]

Most I can do is change my pronouns

It will have to do

[upper panther]

Edit per-server profile

[solar frigate]

It’s grayed out I can’t change it

[upper panther]

Server nickname and your pfp I think

[wanton talon]

You can get used to fight aliens

There's so many of them even in lockdown

[solar frigate]

I’m keeping this as my pronouns

[upper panther]

Congrats on stopping an alien invasion

[solar frigate]

I’m never changing it

That reminds me why do some people use the 15 durability helmet

[crimson prawn]

Ok who's carrying

[wanton talon]

Cause they like to save money

[crimson prawn]

@dusk mesa unc are you done for the night

😢 😢 😢

[solar frigate]

Yeah but then they use m61 FAL

I’m talking about the construction helmet by the way

[dusk mesa]

Sadly, game back to crashing

[crimson prawn]

Noooooo

[upper panther]

Dang

Tuff cookies

[crimson prawn]

Unc whyis your phone lowkey tweaking

[dusk mesa]

So will be able to play in about 2 days

[wanton talon]

Probably most of their opponents are using 61

[dusk mesa]

Idk, no other game has any issues

[wanton talon]

So to them how many durability doesn't matter as much

[crimson prawn]

Hmmmm

[wanton talon]

Its about who shoots first

[faint tangle]

Burp

[dusk mesa]

Sucks but ill let you know when we can run again

[wanton talon]

Amd who have the best movement

[faint tangle]

Do nothing, get money

[crimson prawn]

Ok unc

[wanton talon]

[tame glen]

hellow

[wanton talon]

@tame glen did you add me yesterday

There was a friend request

[upper panther]

That helmet is being held up with tap and glue 💀

[tame glen]

i think so

[wanton talon]

But im not sure its you or not

[fallow kernel]

[tame glen]

why not, it has my picture

[wanton talon]

Same as dc?

[thorn swallow]

Sup chat

[tame glen]

no, my real picture

[wanton talon]

Ummm

I'll take that as a no

You didn't add me

[proud ingot]

aura

[thorn swallow]

[wanton talon]

It was someone else

[faint tangle]

LOOOOOL

[tame glen]

hellow

[proud ingot]

I got muted for 24h

[crimson prawn]

MiniGoat spotted

[tame glen]

u were battered all along😭

[crimson prawn]

Aka me

[tame glen]

what did u do

[proud ingot]

idk

[upper panther]

Wait your Battered???

[faint tangle]

Yeah man

Yes I’m battered, Hi I never left

[tame glen]

what a reveal hahaahahah

[faint tangle]

I thought you guys knew

[thorn swallow]

🗣️

[upper panther]

Rat hates me 😂

I killed him once with an AX50

[tame glen]

whats next bruce wayne is batman?

[upper panther]

Whenever I see him in the global chat I mess with him

[tame glen]

its like those reveal where the fish turned out to be the firewolf

[upper panther]

Pfffh… you really think Bruce Wayne is the Batman

Cmon now, let’s get real 😂😂😂

[faint tangle]

Anyways yeah hi I’m super rich and cool and awesome

[solar frigate]

I was gonna say something about uwu101 but a mod is here

[thorn swallow]

Say it

[proud ingot]

sonny

[humble warren]

Where is ur mentor?

[waxen mural]

Ramen

[thorn swallow]

Fired

[proud ingot]

retire

[waxen mural]

Why

[proud ingot]

nah

[upper panther]

If tranquil wrath comes back when I’m not mentor I’m gonna be upset

[solar frigate]

Is t that the samurai one

[upper panther]

Yes with the thermal skin

[waxen mural]

Wym vro

[upper panther]

I only want the armor skins

[solar frigate]

Tranquil wrath is the samurai skin

[waxen mural]

Oh skin

[upper panther]

The samurai skin is ugly asf, I need the t6 and t7 skins

[waxen mural]

[waxen mural]

It peak.

[solar frigate]

I was really
Hoping to get oathkeeper but I did the maths and I can’t get it for free anymore with the amount of appearance token purchases I have left

[upper panther]

And both versions of Styx and Fred

I just want good looking armor now

[keen drum]

Djdhdjdjjdjwjjejeueyy3u3i6363839wikwlsidwhwu

[solar frigate]

By the way a medal of honor in the knight mystery box thing is worth 600k I think

[waxen mural]

What bro typing

[solar frigate]

If you convert it to tokens and convert tokens to koen

[keen drum]

Kamona

[waxen mural]

Eat Ramen

[upper panther]

Bro is trying to level up

[solar frigate]

I actually just did earlier

[upper panther]

1 message per minute is all it takes to level up

[waxen mural]

@waxen mural Yes it good

[solar frigate]

Like 5 minutes ago ranting about uwu101

[tawdry ruin]

whats that?

[keen drum]

I got lobotomized so I do not lose more sanity whenever I open this chat

Dnwiyeuei373838

[waxen mural]

Ramen

[tawdry ruin]

@solar frigate

[tawdry ruin]

yummy🤤

[solar frigate]

What

[upper panther]

Fair enough lol

[tawdry ruin]

nothing

[faint tangle]

H4 being useful again

[tawdry ruin]

I'm pregnant

[waxen mural]

Oh father Arlecchino

[keen drum]

Like sister sage lobotomizing herself so she can interact with average intelligence humans

[tawdry ruin]

W

[signal merlin]

[waxen mural]

WHAT

[keen drum]

I am so smart

[tawdry ruin]

yes🥹

[crimson prawn]

Guys

[crimson prawn]

Sister sage is a fraud though unc

[tawdry ruin]

indeeed you are, good boy. want treat?

[crimson prawn]

Are you also s fraud

[waxen mural]

When were you got pregnant

[keen drum]

[upper panther]

Hmmmm

[keen drum]

[tawdry ruin]

never I think

[keen drum]

[upper panther]

If I had my image/gif perms I would be spamming it rn

[tawdry ruin]

agree

Sometimes arlecchino coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she holds me all night as I gently cry into her shirt. Is there hope for me?

[waxen mural]

@tawdry ruin why this

[tawdry ruin]

it's because...

[waxen mural]

EXPLAIN

[tawdry ruin]

uhh

[waxen mural]

[keen drum]

SLOPpilled

[upper panther]

I got a gif for this but I can’t post it

[waxen mural]

Tole Tole

[tawdry ruin]

🤤

[keen drum]

[tawdry ruin]

tiki tiki tiki

[waxen mural]

Anything but that emoji

[upper panther]

I was gonna post the gif of squidward getting thrown through the squidward destroying machine

[tawdry ruin]

🤔

[waxen mural]

You make me want to play Genshin again

[tawdry ruin]

why?

I quit genshin because it's too boring

[waxen mural]

Cuz I delete it

[proud ingot]

eat ramen

🍜

[waxen mural]

Thx

[proud ingot]

Sonny

[buoyant mesa]

Soncrete 😭 😭 😭 🥭

[upper panther]

Mangos 💀

[proud ingot]

Why you're obsessed with ts

[waxen mural]

Thx for eating me

[proud ingot]

flesh good

[waxen mural]

I put special sauce in there

[upper panther]

Beef ramen #1

[proud ingot]

ayo

[buoyant mesa]

Son just answer my question where did you get the soncrete

[proud ingot]

why bro

[waxen mural]

I am Asian sooo

[upper panther]

Curry is #2

[waxen mural]

I put msg

[buoyant mesa]

Where did you soncrete

[proud ingot]

Son

[proud ingot]

Soncrete

[tawdry ruin]

hi dad

[waxen mural]

And Special egg

[proud ingot]

Yo pause

[waxen mural]

But YOU are a dad

[tawdry ruin]

am I?

[waxen mural]

Why Everyone call you father then.

[proud ingot]

prolly

[tawdry ruin]

uhh

SEA SALT, I NEED YOU SEA SALT

[waxen mural]

Here

Take it

[tawdry ruin]

thank you