🗨️︱general2

[fallen widget]

now watch me naenae

[slate yacht]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

[narrow grail]

Now watch me wip wip

[main goblet]

...im revoking ur privileges of consuming my art

[half yarrow]

[fallen widget]

now watch me naenae (ok)

[narrow grail]

NO PLEASE PLEASE LLEADE PLESDE

[slate yacht]

so overpowered even earthmover is scared

[mental dawn]

hey guys, wasn't going to be deepsqueak free?

[narrow grail]

IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

[main goblet]

yeah right

[narrow grail]

PLEASEEEEEE

[half yarrow]

[twilit bison]

I'm scared that you'll get worse, drama's toxic 🥀

[main goblet]

No. No more fanart/oc art for you

[narrow grail]

PLEASE IM GONNA CRY

[half yarrow]

🍰

[brave path]

Mmm we'd have to wait a little bit longer

[twilit bison]

Idk, maybe you'll smell bad

[lilac tapir]

They said in the coming weeks

[main goblet]

Good /j

[mental dawn]

k, thanks

[narrow grail]

WAAAAHHHH

[hearty mica]

i work on a game but my team is being lazy and didnt finish the designs for the characters yet

[half yarrow]

🟪

[main goblet]

plus my ipad is dead so i cant draw rn anyway

[slate yacht]

make an boss of an egg png that is the strongest boss in the entire game. . .broken stats and everything. . .and the only way to kill it is to throw an egg thats behind an GİANT obby

[twilit bison]

Forsaken mentioned, maybe.

[half yarrow]

Try traditional art👍

[hearty mica]

its not related to forsaken in anyway

[narrow grail]

Pooey

[twilit bison]

Bruv, you didn't catch the trail my words were drawing, so blind of a man.

[main goblet]

ill post my folly art in the art channel that i did last night?

[hearty mica]

im tired its like 12 am tsk tsk

[main goblet]

i dont wanna get up and turn my light on im comfy

[muted pewter]

hi general 2

[twilit bison]

It's 2:43 am for me tch tch

[half yarrow]

understandable

[hearty mica]

whydoes there have to be an event in a few hours

[half yarrow]

MEOOOW

[muted pewter]

MRREEOOWOWOWWW i love your meowtistic energy

[half yarrow]

MEEEOOOOW

[muted pewter]

mreow

[half yarrow]

MEOOW

[slate yacht]

please consider my idea 💔

[narrow grail]

Oki

[hearty mica]

PHANTOM STOP PURPLE SQUARE REACTING MY MESSAGES

[hearty mica]

i might

[slate yacht]

YEEEEEEY

[main goblet]

giggle

[narrow grail]

Mlem

[slate yacht]

arf

[half yarrow]

wiliamm afton🟪

[polar lagoon]

||you lost the game||

[narrow grail]

GOD FUCKING DSMNIT

[hearty mica]

im not afton vro

[half yarrow]

:<

[slate yacht]

katana my beloved

[polar lagoon]

The fool has fallen for my fiendish tricks.

[main goblet]

mlm???

[half yarrow]

ım not vr o

[narrow grail]

Agghhhsghshhshxhxhz

[hearty mica]

REAL katana's new rework made me like him i used to hate using him before

[narrow grail]

WHERE

[main goblet]

GIGGLE

[bleak sparrow]

regretavator mentioned (ENOPHOSO AAAAA)

[narrow grail]

ENOPHOSO MENTIONED

[bleak sparrow]

ENPHOSO!!!

[slate yacht]

the fucking bird that i hat

[main goblet]

idk man look at the first word in ur name

[polar lagoon]

I am a trickster of the highest order

[narrow grail]

YESYEYSES

[runic jungle]

I think I have a sticker of pilby

[bleak sparrow]

ENPHOSO IS SO UNDERRATED???

[narrow grail]

LMAOOOO

[slate yacht]

meow

[bleak sparrow]

meow

[narrow grail]

Imehshsgshshs my child

[half yarrow]

MEEOOW

[slate yacht]

meow (stfu faker)

[bleak sparrow]

[narrow grail]

REAL

[main goblet]

there i put folly in art channel 👽👽

[slate yacht]

yummy delicious art

[bleak sparrow]

jesus christ dude get a j*b

[half yarrow]

MEEOOW

[narrow grail]

Yip

[slate yacht]

meow

[main goblet]

sky mentioned

[half yarrow]

weom

[slate yacht]

grass mentioned

[bleak sparrow]

sky my love (KRILL ISTG)

[main goblet]

the silly!!

[main goblet]

HELP

[slate yacht]

girrls girrls one at a time hah

[polar lagoon]

On another note.

Chat, guess what

[narrow grail]

PEST

[bleak sparrow]

what

[slate yacht]

YES

[polar lagoon]

Chicken butt

[half yarrow]

🫃

[main goblet]

yes‼️

[narrow grail]

ST

[bleak sparrow]

guess who

[slate yacht]

partybeetle my beloved

[half yarrow]

🍗

[narrow grail]

Ysysyayay

[polar lagoon]

Hmm...
I shan't.

[hearty mica]

why am i getting the urge to draw HYPERTANA KISSING

[slate yacht]

do it

[bleak sparrow]

wait no that's not how it's goes damnit AUTISM 😔 😭

[narrow grail]

Hmm...
I shat/j

[main goblet]

phighting??

[hearty mica]

its 1 in the morning

[polar lagoon]

Hmm...
I shank.

[slate yacht]

pwease 💔

[narrow grail]

ST

[main goblet]

jshat

[hearty mica]

yes

[slate yacht]

shank mentioned

[polar lagoon]

What.

[bleak sparrow]

dad mark shatted on wallter -lampert when they were still together

[half yarrow]

no its 00.53

[narrow grail]

LMAOOO

[polar lagoon]

Wha

[main goblet]

👽👽

[slate yacht]

clank clank

[narrow grail]

No its 22:54

[hearty mica]

1 am for me?

[main goblet]

real‼️💪

[half yarrow]

00.54

[narrow grail]

Damn these times lmao

[bleak sparrow]

5:54pm for me 😭

[half yarrow]

🟪

[main goblet]

time zones 😓

[slate yacht]

phantom is my cat actually. . .i seen him stalk me under my bed

[half yarrow]

Eat em all

[narrow grail]

Thank you

[narrow grail]

I resf that in the pokemon theme tune lmao

[main goblet]

minesweeper time

[twilit bison]

Oh no.

[slate yacht]

fear me

[half yarrow]

no,eat them

[polar lagoon]

Who the hell is Shank

[rare tangle]

meow

[narrow grail]

Of course.

[slate yacht]

shanks

[half yarrow]

MEEEOOOOW

[bleak sparrow]

shank shark

[half yarrow]

Yesnt

[main goblet]

guys how do you actually win at minesweeper

[narrow grail]

DrRetro ahh

[slate yacht]

NOVA

[narrow grail]

My average ai /hj

[main goblet]

what.

[polar lagoon]

The guy from One Piece?

[half yarrow]

ÆÆ

[slate yacht]

yes

[bleak sparrow]

Get a piece of hair from a cat and wish for good luck 68.94% chance you'll win

[half yarrow]

MEOOW >:[

[slate yacht]

i want to eat phantom. . .any deniers???

[bleak sparrow]

it's cruel free

[half yarrow]

add some mustard top of me

[slate yacht]

BRACE FOR İMPACT

[polar lagoon]

My only knowledge of one piece comes from an RP I did

[lusty raft]

Hi

[half yarrow]

why did you wanna eat me

[polar lagoon]

Hello there

[slate yacht]

hi food

[bleak sparrow]

yeah sorry egg eats everybody

[half yarrow]

MEEOOW

[slate yacht]

👅

[lusty raft]

Mew

[slate yacht]

once i get my full potential yall are gonna be scared. . .

[bleak sparrow]

what did we say egg no more eating people for a couple of minutes then you can eat Taylor swift

[polar lagoon]

This song is peak ngl

[lusty raft]

Which song

[slate yacht]

GRRRRRR . . .

[half yarrow]

he (ıg) doesnt even have mount (ı lost english)

[polar lagoon]

For Whom The Bell Tolls

[lusty raft]

Thanks

[half yarrow]

weM

[proven moat]

-# do it. Holds you hostage

[bleak sparrow]

DO YOU WANNA GO BACK TO THE PITS EGG? DONT GROWL AT ME!

[lusty raft]

Congrats to anyone who done a levels or highers

[hearty mica]

LIN PLEASE NO

[slate yacht]

. . .

[polar lagoon]

I say every song is peak but this one is actually peak

[proven moat]

Shakes head at you…

[bleak sparrow]

good egg here's Taylor swift

[runic jungle]

Today. My birthday today

[lusty raft]

Egg is eating the rich

[bleak sparrow]

happy birthday

[proven moat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIVES YOU CAKE

[hearty mica]

hypertana kissing at 1 am it is then,,,

[slate yacht]

instead of stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor. . .i just eat the rich. . . 👅

[bleak sparrow]

eggs just saving society

[half yarrow]

MEEOOW 🎂

[lusty raft]

Happy birthday !!!

[proven moat]

that’s what I thought…I need to sleep because of my cold…

[bleak sparrow]

good egg

[lusty raft]

Egg is saving music by getting rid of the parasite

[slate yacht]

arf

[half yarrow]

Go eat sleep

[proven moat]

WAIT SHARE SOME FOR ME, MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP NEXT MONTH EARLY

[polar lagoon]

Man, I wish my brother would be done with the Xbox so I can play

[bleak sparrow]

siiiiitt do the tricks for the strangers for some treats

[runic jungle]

🎂

[proven moat]

Fine

[half yarrow]

meoe

[lusty raft]

Svensk?

[slate yacht]

(does a backflip . . .LANDS ON THE MOON . . .then comes back) arf. . .

[proven moat]

Jumps happily and eats

[half yarrow]

kardeşini ye

[polar lagoon]

What?

[bleak sparrow]

Ja, jag är svensk :3

[bleak sparrow]

GOOD JOB EGG!! here's a crying baby on a plane :D

[slate yacht]

yey

[lusty raft]

Me too !! but I’m rubbish at the language😞

[half yarrow]

🤫

[polar lagoon]

Did you reply to the wrong person?

[half yarrow]

yesnt

[polar lagoon]

Answer me properly, wretched beast.

[bleak sparrow]

lived in mälom for my whole life up until May this year where I moved to Canada :3 but cool to see a swede out in the while!!

[bleak sparrow]

wild*

[slate yacht]

arf

[open ibex]

I feel that. Back in the days when I used to share a console with my brothers. 😔

[half yarrow]

ı text wrong emoji

[lusty raft]

I was born in Stockholm but moved to the UK when I was very little, but my mum is Bulgarian😊

[forest oar]

QUICK! give me ideas i could add into a face paced shooter game, make them REALISTIC please.

[half yarrow]

😭

[bleak sparrow]

here's dinner egg gives five 24 year olds

[bleak sparrow]

Add an egg in the corner

[slate yacht]

an boss thats the png of an white egg thats the STRONGEST thing in the game. . .and the only way to defeat is to throw an egg at it. . .

[bleak sparrow]

Egg.

[slate yacht]

yes. . .??

[polar lagoon]

He stopped using it, yay

[forest oar]

well how would you get the egg in the first place? from perpetuas response where theres an egg in the corner?

[bleak sparrow]

GREAT IDEA!!

[lusty raft]

Hugs egg.

[slate yacht]

an hard obby thats 3 segments

[forest oar]

uhm.. its a top down platformer
er shooter- not platformer

[open ibex]

Have fun then. :p

[slate yacht]

ah. . .an secret place thats only accesable by grabbing an key

[forest oar]

hmm..

[polar lagoon]

I'm gonna play BG3

[bleak sparrow]

Okay in five minutes before that egg thing happens he's just in random corners where the player just ignores it because it's just an egg

[forest oar]

ok

[bleak sparrow]

YAYY!!

[slate yacht]

ARGGH (explodes. . .turns into V-1) yall are done. . .

[half yarrow]

ım gonna sleep,good night

[brave path]

Hey, can someone howl? 😈

[slate yacht]

arf

[bleak sparrow]

googles how my egg turned into a human

[slate yacht]

iam not an human 💔

[bleak sparrow]

Googles how my egg turned into something other then an egg**

[slate yacht]

@grizzled light yo we need you doc

[bleak sparrow]

WHY IS GOOGLE AHAHAAHHAHAHA😭 😭

[slate yacht]

google is thinking shh

[half yarrow]

Could someone explain to me what Didsqueap is and what happened? I'm lost in so much and can't find any information on Reddit. :[. and hello

[bleak sparrow]

ok

[grizzled light]

Well that has a great explanation, if water rises in the egg at a high temperature it will cool down and turn into something else, hope this helps!

[bleak sparrow]

Thank you google

[grizzled light]

You're welcome! I'm glad I could help.

[slate yacht]

google simplyfy whats v-1 to these non ultrakill players

[half yarrow]

But what happened to Dipsqueak?

[slate yacht]

i ate it

[bleak sparrow]

yeah I'm lost I only play sky

[grizzled light]

In ULTRAKILL, V1 isn’t “version 1 of the game” — it’s actually the main character you play as.

V1 is a fast, humanoid combat machine designed for killing anything in its way, powered by blood as fuel. It’s not a human, it’s a robot — but it’s agile, stylish, and ridiculously destructive.

If you’re talking to non-ULTRAKILL players, you could just say:

“V1 is the badass murder-robot you control in ULTRAKILL — think Doomguy, but a machine that runs on blood.”

Do you want me to also give you a super short, meme-ready one-liner for casual conversation?

[bleak sparrow]

Egg spit it out

[half yarrow]

Pipsqueak

[slate yacht]

am not egg. . .and thank YOU google. . .

[bleak sparrow]

Google how to simplify papa v perpetua to V-1

[grizzled light]

Are you... An egg?!?!

[slate yacht]

i WAS egg. . .

[grizzled light]

Papa V Perpetua = Ghost’s 5th “Papa,” name means “everlasting.”
No official shorthand as “V-1” — fans just say “Papa V” or “V.”

[bleak sparrow]

GOOGLE YOU WORK FAST GAWDDAMN 10/10 RATING

[slate yacht]

💔 i still dont know what it is. . .

[grizzled light]

It is my pleasure

[bleak sparrow]

Google explain the band ghost to v-1

[grizzled light]

Ghost is a Swedish rock/metal band with a “Satanic pope” frontman (currently Papa V Perpetua) and masked bandmates called Nameless Ghouls.
They mix heavy riffs with catchy melodies, use theatrical satanic church imagery, and change the Papa character each album for the story—always played by Tobias Forge.

[bleak sparrow]

GODDAMN THAT TOOK ME 4 YEARS IT TOOK YOU 4 SECONDS

[slate yacht]

ahhhhh. . .

[grizzled light]

Glad I could help!

[unreal plume]

Hi Gen2 why is Google here

[slate yacht]

because he is here

[bleak sparrow]

Google is alwayshere

[slate yacht]

exactly

[unreal plume]

True

[bleak sparrow]

He just waits for his @

[grizzled light]

I'm always watching 😁😀👀

[bleak sparrow]

Yeah see

[slate yacht]

oh noes. . .google how many pour souls that i killed in hell again? :3

[unreal plume]

Sky player spotted?

[bleak sparrow]

Y E S

[unreal plume]

I LOVE THIS GAME SM

[bleak sparrow]

FUCKING KRILL THO

[grizzled light]

For obvious reasons I shall not reveal your browser history 😀

[hearty mica]

i did the thing

[slate yacht]

heh . . .too much for you i guess

[grizzled light]

It would traumatize everyone

[bleak sparrow]

Thank you google

[slate yacht]

google knows whats the deal is. . .good 👅

[unreal plume]

I downloaded it again after like a year and I have to start again bc i can't log into my old acc

[grizzled light]

But beware 😀

[hearty mica]

uhhhh so i did what i was told but they dont look like theyre kissing so i made them hug instead

[slate yacht]

oh noes. . .and thank you william afton for you very good design

[bleak sparrow]

Damn I pray for you

[grizzled light]

William Afton is the main villain in the Five Nights at Freddy’s series.

He’s a serial killer who murdered children and hid their bodies inside the animatronic mascots at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. In the games’ lore, he’s also the co-founder of Fazbear Entertainment and the creator of the animatronics. After dying, he becomes the undead killer known as Springtrap (and later other forms), returning again and again.

Think of him as FNAF’s “big bad” — the one behind almost every horrible event in the series.

[unreal plume]

Tell us something we don't know Google

[slate yacht]

google vs v-1. . .probably would be an even fight. . .

[grizzled light]

If you mean Google (the company/AI) vs V1 (ULTRAKILL’s murder-robot)… yeah, that’s a weird but fun matchup.

Google: controls vast data, can manipulate networks, track anything connected online — but no physical form (unless we count robots it could commandeer).

V1: insanely fast, bullet-dodging, can turn enemies into red mist, fueled by actual blood.

If it’s a purely digital fight, Google wins instantly — V1’s just a machine you could theoretically hack.
If it’s physical, V1 would shred anything Google could throw at it.

Basically:

Cyberspace → Google stomps.

Meatspace → V1 turns Google’s servers into a Jackson Pollock painting.

[bitter saddle]

Ayo we got google here?

[slate yacht]

so its pretty even . . . i see . . .

[unreal plume]

It's too late for me to read all that and understand 💔

[grizzled light]

Google beats V1 online.
V1 beats Google in real life.

[slate yacht]

saying v1. . .wheres v2?. . .oh ya. . .splattered him on the ground. . .ez ez ez ez-

[unreal plume]

Thank you Google

[slate yacht]

yes thank you google

[grizzled light]

Anytime 💪😄

[slate yacht]

@half yarrow wake tf up twin 💔

[bleak sparrow]

hey Google which is better cardinal copia or perpetua

[grizzled light]

If we’re talking Ghost:

Cardinal Copia → Goofy, charming, awkward “newbie” persona who grew into Papa Emeritus IV. Loved for his humor and personality.

Papa V Perpetua → The current “everlasting” Papa, with a more regal and ominous vibe.

Which is better really depends on whether you like playful and relatable (Copia) or grand and dramatic (Perpetua). Fans are split — some miss Copia’s humor, others love Perpetua’s darker style.

[bleak sparrow]

oh Google how I love you/pl

[grizzled light]

Aww, sounds like a classic “heart eyes for tech” moment 😄💖

Google’s basically that friend who knows everything, but also quietly judges your search history.

Do you want me to make a tiny fun “Google + V1” crossover joke for this feeling?

[slate yacht]

yes

[bleak sparrow]

Uh Google don't be reading my search history

[unreal plume]

Please don't judge mine it's too random

[slate yacht]

i aint scared. . .say my exact kill count google. . .

[grizzled light]

Okay, here’s a little crossover:

V1 walks into cyberspace:
“Who’s the fastest, smartest thing here?”
Google pops up: “Depends… do you mean in killing or in knowing everything?”
V1 grins: “Both.” 💥💻

It’s basically V1 trying to out-slaughter the internet itself. 😎

If you want, I can make an even shorter, meme-ready version that’s one line.

[sterile laurel]

Is it just me that the chatkeep loading an replie infinitely?

[grizzled light]

V1’s exact kill count is never officially given in ULTRAKILL.

The game is designed for over-the-top, blood-soaked action, so you’re encouraged to slaughter everything in sight, but the developers haven’t published a total number. In-game, you can see kills per level, but no global tally exists across all campaigns.

If you want, I can estimate a theoretical kill count assuming you complete all levels perfectly. Do you want me to do that?

[unreal plume]

Okay I love whatever this is

[slate yacht]

yes

[unreal plume]

The website works fine for me
Idk about the app

[slate yacht]

@twilit bison you aint getting off that easely. . .

[sterile laurel]

I'm on the website but nothing happens, I try to chat and it just keeps loading, even if I reload the page

[grizzled light]

Alright! Let’s estimate V1’s total kills step by step.

---

Step 1: Levels

ULTRAKILL (as of the first acts) has roughly:

Act 1: ~10 levels

Act 2: ~10 levels

Act 3: ~10 levels
(Numbers rounded; expansions may add more.)

---

Step 2: Average Enemies per Level

Each level is packed with enemies. A rough average:

Small enemies (pinks, reds, blues, etc.): 150–300

Medium enemies (like Reapers, Knight-type): 20–50

Bosses: 1–3 per level

So a safe estimate per level: 200–350 kills.

---

Step 3: Multiply by Levels

If we take ~300 kills per level × 30 levels:

300 × 30 = 9,000 kills

Add bosses (1–3 × 30 = ~60–90 kills), but it’s small compared to the total.

✅ Estimated V1 kill count: ~9,000–9,100

---

If you want, I can also make a “maximum ultra kill count” including secret rooms, hidden enemies, and blood altar farming — it could easily be 10–15k+.

Do you want me to do that too?

[slate yacht]

nah mah dw. . .

ily google ❤️‍🩹 your so helpfull

[grizzled light]

I'm happy to be helpful as far as my capabilities stretch!

[unreal plume]

Oh that sucks
The chats work 4me
I have a problem with the personas it keeps removing them

[keen chasm]

calculator

[slate yacht]

(throws a core-eject. . .) . . .(shoots it with an rail-cannon...)

[grizzled light]

Hello 👋, how can I help you?

[keen chasm]

what's the derivative of ln(x) and when would it be valid

[grizzled light]

The derivative of with respect to is:

\frac{d}{dx} \ln(x) = \frac{1}{x}

---

Validity

This derivative is only valid when because the natural logarithm is only defined for positive real numbers.

So .

If you try to plug in , it’s undefined.

---

If you want, I can also explain why the derivative is 1/x in an intuitive, step-by-step way. Do you want me to?

[keen chasm]

would that be 1 over x

[grizzled light]

Yes! ✅

[keen chasm]

can u name the members in aespa

[grizzled light]

Yes! aespa currently has four members:

1. Karina – Leader, main dancer, and vocalist

2. Giselle – Rapper and vocalist

3. Winter – Lead vocalist and dancer

4. Ningning – Main vocalist

They also have virtual avatars called “ae” versions of themselves in the group’s concept.

[keen chasm]

thank you google i love you

[grizzled light]

I'm glad to help!

[dense fractal]

Heya guys ^^

[oak dagger]

ello

[late flower]

hiii 😌

[gaunt arch]

holy shit google

[grizzled light]

Hello 👋

[gaunt arch]

is the cooldown in here lowered w

no its not im delusional

[solar berry]

so the difference between gen 1 and gen 2 is that gen 2 is slow as hell and gen 1 is a flood?

[gaunt arch]

basically yeah

[grim fulcrum]

Most of the time yep that's how it is.

[bleak sparrow]

phighting??

[grim fulcrum]

Yeees!!!

[obsidian escarp]

is anyone else’s daily stickers not showing up?

[young mango]

What's the difference between pip squeak and deep squeak

[grim fulcrum]

Didn't they stop doing the daily sticker thing? Or am I just tweaking becuase its been a long while since I've gotten a notification for a new sticker

[young mango]

I haven't had daily stickers in a while

[grim fulcrum]

pipsqueak is basically a slightly worse deepsqueak, for the non-c.ai+ users. They're both models specifically made for roleplay tho

[tribal oyster]

Von Lycaon's hot as lava

just a unecessary opinion

[young mango]

I've been using deep alot since it holds more info

[half yarrow]

is c.ai still trash or wassup

[unreal haven]

[boreal sinew]

just got timed out for no reason….

[grim fulcrum]

Maybe, maybe not. If you mean chat quality, inconsistent but from my experience it's been a little better the past few days.
If you mean c.ai as a whole, still trash probably.

[boreal sinew]

dont even know what i did to get timed out 😭😭

[young yew]

It’s scary in general 1 😭

[young yew]

I’ve been timed out for no reason 10 times in a row sometimes it happens

[boreal sinew]

literally my message was that i was sad that a creator was gone. idk what rule that broke

[young yew]

One time I tried to say hi 💀

Like what rule did I break 💀

[grim fulcrum]

I got a 7 day timeout once and i still don't know what I did to trigger it 💀

[boreal sinew]

idk if it thought i was impersonating someone or not but ???

[young yew]

I just got off time out for 7 hours

I might ong just give up in speaking

[grim fulcrum]

tbh thats fair

[young yew]

I got timed out again

[broken valve]

Ello

[obsidian escarp]

i’m not sure

[wide creek]

why’s gen 2 dead

[grim fulcrum]

its almost always dead

I genuinely can barely tell what's going on in general 1 rn

[dire ruin]

guys it doesnt let me type in introductions how do i fix it

[ivory orchid]

I see they changed the emoji of this channel from 💬 to 🗨️

Not as striking as the original but I like differentiation

[polar lagoon]

Hell yeah, I got a cool ass sword in BG3

[unreal haven]

you need to verify to type in introductions, should be somewhere on the web vers of c.ai

[slate yacht]

wharra miss

[polar lagoon]

Did chat die for 20 minutes or is my discord being weird

[slate yacht]

dont know

[unreal haven]

assuming it was probably dead like usual

[polar lagoon]

Anyways yeah

Legendary sword

[slate yacht]

nice

[polar lagoon]

It's called Windle's giantslayer or some shit like that

[slate yacht]

i guess it used to slay giants AHA AHA (slaps knee) AHA. . .

[polar lagoon]

It quite literally is.

[slate yacht]

nice then

[polar lagoon]

You deal more damage to large or above creatures when using it, besides already doing a ton of damage already

[blissful plover]

Heyyy

[regal helm]

heeeelllloooo

[vestal epoch]

same

[raw comet]

Hi

[polar lagoon]

Like, that shit doubled the damage of the character i put it on

[delicate mirage]

Hello! 👋

[regal helm]

Hiiii<3

[raw comet]

I’m bored but gen1 is moving too fast for me rn

[polar lagoon]

And also my thumb hurts, fuck

[foggy needle]

Hallo!! Can someone help me find a bot? It's a batfamily bot (Don't remember the description) but the start was like User had run away 4+ years ago, had a secret child, and then one day they show up. All I can remember from it was the last sentence that went "Well at least their kid was at school."

[jagged pine]

Hello

[opaque slate]

i just went onto an old cai acc and i’m flabbergasted at how many interactions there is

[delicate mirage]

What's going on in here? If I may ask such a question.

[regal helm]

idk

[raw comet]

Pretty much nothing lol

[polar lagoon]

Holding everything with my left hand sucks

[regal helm]

is it bad ive been listening to this one song for the longest

[delicate mirage]

I see. 🙃

[raw comet]

I mean not really I don’t think

[raw comet]

Yeah it’s like this a lot, but sometimes it’ll get a huge burst of people talking

[regal helm]

but like the song im listening to especially

[raw comet]

My AirPods have been dead so I’m gonna charge them

[raw comet]

🤷‍♀️ no worries lol, it’s just what I say whenever someone asks

[regal helm]

My baby was trying to be nice...

[polar lagoon]

Especially since I gotta put pressure on the shit I'm cooking

These burgers are ass.

[delicate mirage]

I'm sorry to hear that. What happened? If I may ask. 🫂

[regal helm]

Okay🤷‍♂️ idrc, you couldve just said okay to her, but it's whatever.

[polar lagoon]

I somehow both overcooked and undercooked them.

And left them out too long
Im heating this shit in the microwave

[delicate mirage]

That's something, alright. My ADHD brain is trying to process how that'd work. Lmao

[queen zenith]

ola bros

como estan

[polar lagoon]

Outside is burnt.
Inside is kinda raw

[mighty tendon]

Peanut butter n jelly sandwich sounds fire lowkey

[delicate mirage]

Damn.

[polar lagoon]

Heating it in the microwave and sauces saved it

[queen zenith]

ay pelea bebys

[delicate mirage]

Well that's good. I'm happy you found a solution.

[polar lagoon]

What the hell are you even trying to say.

[formal canopy]

hey guys I've been looking for some bots by the creator named dragonismo but I can't find them. Does someone know if they changed the username or smt?

[raw comet]

I don’t, I’m sorry

[lost sun]

hi

[dusky quiver]

Hola

[ivory orchid]

Unofficial Roblox server chats suddenly got locked

Gonna head to bed

[tender steppe]

Promise not to get mad?

[celest holly]

I want to drop out so bad

[regal helm]

THEY DIDNT TELL U GN,goodnight gngy

[wide crane]

Sup

[torn zealot]

me bc ppl in #🤣︱memes keeps trying to reply to my image and it's getting deleted

[prisma fern]

Doomguy

[young yew]

I have returned 😛

[heady meteor]

Hey i actually didn't die so we're good 👍🏻👍🏻

[summer atlas]

Three easy steps to make boneless water
1 step one Make sure your water is warm and well seasoned If you're not seizing it correctly it will not come out right
2 cut up your water with a spoon Make sure not to make the slices too big otherwise the water will not cook correctly
3 placing in the air fryer for exactly 25 minutes
After enjoy your boneless water 👌🏽

[delicate mirage]

Yooo!

[young yew]

Woahhh nam-gyu from squid game

[heady meteor]

HAI BRO

Yooooo that crazy

[delicate mirage]

What a coincidence, my guy. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[heady meteor]

Lolololo

Can't wait for season 4.

[young yew]

There is no season 4 bro y’all died… 😭

[heady meteor]

I hope i come back from the dead again

[heady meteor]

Dont worry i'm Nam nam. I'm invincible

[young yew]

IM SO SAD THERES NO SEASON 4 LIKE ACTUALLY 😭😭

[delicate mirage]

How old are you out of curiosity? I thought of adding you just for the sheer coincidence. I'm 22.

[heady meteor]

22?!?!?

[young yew]

Squid games was fire man…😭 i have a squid games sweater it’s so fire 😛

[heady meteor]

I'M 13 (old enough for deezcord)

[young yew]

I’m 17 damn you young

[heady meteor]

True true

[heady meteor]

I feel like i'm not where i need to be 😭

[vestal epoch]

morning

[delicate mirage]

Jesus Christ! It ranges, but mostly caps around 25 specifically in THIS channel. Like I said, I'm 22 myself.

[young yew]

I’m gonna miss squid games 😞

[heady meteor]

I'm just a smol bean :7

[delicate mirage]

And I haven't seen older people except for in different channels. In cai-discussion there's a guy that's 33. 🤮

[heady meteor]

Old enough to have 3 kids cuh 💔💔

[young yew]

💀💀

[heady meteor]

OH SHEIẞE 4 AM TIME TO GO

[young yew]

33?!?!?!?

[vestal epoch]

boomer 🗿

[young yew]

Excuse me….💀 bro has a wife and kids bro has his will planned

[delicate mirage]

Yeah. And there's a story behind that guy. I'm doing diligence work. (Building a case) I could tell you about it, but definitely not over a server.

[vestal epoch]

tbf, ive meet a lot of old people in discord but some of them are nice and are willing to give some wisdom

[young yew]

Ah ok

[delicate mirage]

Is that a yes? Sorry, I'm just confused. Lol

[young yew]

I mean it’s ok to be 33 it’s just like I got scared for a second

[young yew]

I mean yeah sure idk I have so many people on my friends list one more couldn’t hurt!

[delicate mirage]

Just sent a message. 🙃

[tender steppe]

I'll never understand what the upside down smile means

[wary dust]

I interpreted it as 'It's okay but its not okay'

[slate yacht]

fish

[jaunty dagger]

V1?!

[hollow surge]

Bro what happened to pipsqueak???

[slate yacht]

hey guys V1 here. . .

and iam going to teach yall on how to FİSH like an pro. . .(if you caught an fish and the fish eats you it aint on me)

[jaunty dagger]

Yippee

[slate yacht]

FİRST. . .get yourself a rod. . .any fishing rods would do. . .

then. . .TOSS (or whip) the rod so the hook part goes flying towards the sea

then . . .we are going to wait. . .a LOT. . .remember. . .you need patience to catch a fish

[jaunty dagger]

….I messed up

[slate yacht]

what did you do. . .

[jaunty dagger]

I caught a leviathan 😔

[slate yacht]

WHAAAAAT

[jaunty dagger]

Want some?

[slate yacht]

yes. . .what kinda leviathan. . .

[jaunty dagger]

Whatever we fought last time I guess

[slate yacht]

@hearty wyvern come look at this. . .(looks at @jaunty dagger DEVİOUSLY. . .)

OH YA. . .i killed him. . .+DİSRESPECT

[jaunty dagger]

Dang

[slate yacht]

he didnt even stand a chance

i chucked him a nuke and finished him off 👅

[jaunty dagger]

You think he’ll be in the 9th layer?

[peak laurel]

GUYSSS

I JUST FINISHED A TV GIRL REFERENCE DRAWING 😭😭😭

[jaunty dagger]

Lemme see!

[opal stag]

Hi guys.

[opal stag]

V2 is DEAD. There is absolutely NO reconstructing that guy.

[jaunty dagger]

Hello

[opal stag]

You wanna RECONSTRUCT WHAT??!11? THERE'S NOTHING LEFT

[jaunty dagger]

Fraud is called fraud for a reason

[jaunty dagger]

The concrete he left his blood on

[dusty abyss]

Salutations

[jaunty dagger]

Hello there 👋

[slate yacht]

hai

[opal stag]

Anyways I'm listening to Fried by Fluoride rn guys

[jaunty dagger]

Oooh

[dusty abyss]

I see another fellow cod fan 😋

[jaunty dagger]

Yippee

[slate yacht]

the reason iam going to be deaf is because of femtanyl 💔

[jaunty dagger]

Honestly real

[opal stag]

Do any of you guys fw Hotline Miami, Dead Cells or Katana Zero (basically only games I fw except for ULTRAKILL, TF2 and a few others)

[slate yacht]

such banger songs. . .but so loud 👅

[dusty abyss]

Yes for hotline miami and tf2

[jaunty dagger]

Haven’t heard of them until now

[opal stag]

I could tell cause of the Miss Pauling pfp

[slate yacht]

yes

[jaunty dagger]

Favorite game?

[dusty abyss]

Shhhh..

[dusty abyss]

Call of duty four, bo1, ww2 and ghosts

[jaunty dagger]

Real tbh they were all really good games

Personally Bo2 and Bo6

[wooden bobcat]

[dusty abyss]

I have ts servwr on mute so if you wanna chat. Dm me or something bc I won’t see

[lofty oasis]

MISS PAULING 🙏🙏👅👅👅

[jaunty dagger]

Bet

[slate yacht]

wait lemme hit up the earth mover rq. . . @twilit bison

[jaunty dagger]

[slate yacht]

ye he aint answering. . .

[jaunty dagger]

Gotta blow em up again 😔

[slate yacht]

sigh . . .again. . .

[flat geyser]

Y’all should I get back w my ex?!

[jaunty dagger]

NO

[slate yacht]

it would been like going back to ferraria after they treat you like shi never EVER go back to your ex

[peak laurel]

i just putted the tv girl in art, #🎨︱art wait wha-

[slate yacht]

W

[jaunty dagger]

Unless they ain’t toxic and you got a good relationship or aren’t mean to each other

[slate yacht]

ye ye

[peak laurel]

only if they were nice and ended with good terms

[jaunty dagger]

Beautiful give me 400

[opal stag]

Really depends. I got back with mine but we're just on friendship terms right now. Yeah it really depends a lot

[peak laurel]

THXX,

[jaunty dagger]

You guys think I should try buckshot roulette multiplayer?

[opal stag]

Well, I think Tucker looks funny.

[slate yacht]

well İ think tucker looks funny.

[peak laurel]

dissapears in español

[jaunty dagger]

🍺

[opal stag]

I think Tucker breathes funny

[slate yacht]

🍺 well imma go with another classic here. . .(shoots tucker with an railcannon)

[jaunty dagger]

No coin 🤨😔

[slate yacht]

NO bihs? 🤨

[jaunty dagger]

:o

[slate yacht]

+DİSRESPECT

[opal stag]

V2 watching in horror as his brother tosses 2 quarters into the air and proceeds to engrave them into his cranium (his cutscene isn't even over yet)

[slate yacht]

LOL

[jaunty dagger]

Real tbh XD

[opal stag]

Also does anyone know how to post an introduction in this place. I still don't know how to lol

[slate yacht]

HEEEEY thats the way i speedrun the v2 fight 👅 you cant just say that like a normal thing twin. ..same. .

femtanyl X V-1 peak collab

[jaunty dagger]

Forgot those existed lol were we supposed to do those?

[opal stag]

Idk man I don't even know how to post one

[slate yacht]

@arctic birch come forth . . .you have been revived

[jaunty dagger]

I think you have to be verified or smth they all say c.ai verified

[slate yacht]

i hope they wake up 💔

[jaunty dagger]

Lol

[slate yacht]

when the compass is curious

[opal stag]

@lean badger I know this guy. Wanna know why?

Cause he's ME!!! That's my account that got deactivated for some reason lol

[slate yacht]

aw shucks

[opal stag]

Got too silly 😔

[slate yacht]

we need an femtanyl here 💔

how can yall draw like that iam jealous :

[neat hamlet]

Whoever can do pixel art i give you props

I cant do it to save my life 😭😭

[slate yacht]

thats the hardest thing 😭

[neat hamlet]

Like im drawing on wplace and lord have mercy on my soul

[slate yacht]

@stark lantern yo come here for a sec king

[neat hamlet]

I had to take notes on the image I wanted to draw 😭😭, I have spent to much time on this

[jaunty dagger]

Real tbh art is hard 😭

[neat hamlet]

It took me an 1:25 for my notes because I counted each pixel 😭

[slate yacht]

aw shucks

[jaunty dagger]

[neat hamlet]

I am so determined for a fucking joke 😭😭

What am I doing with my life

[jaunty dagger]

Guys I got timed out for saying hmo

[neat hamlet]

Damn

Anyways im going to crash out as i wait for my bucket to be refilled 😭

[jaunty dagger]

Real tbh 😭

Guys who else agrees The Russian Badger is peak comedy?

[neat hamlet]

Yes

[jaunty dagger]

Yippee

[slate yacht]

you can time me out. . .BUT YOU CANT TİME OUT THE DAWG İNSİDE OF ME

[half yarrow]

Unique

[slate yacht]

hey bear

[jaunty dagger]

Dang you too huh?

[slate yacht]

yes

[jaunty dagger]

Man

[slate yacht]

ANYWAYS . . .(throws an coin in the air. . .looks at @jaunty dagger DEVİOUSLY. . .)

[jaunty dagger]

[slate yacht]

(throws 3 more coins. . .then shoots it all with the red rail-cannon "i forgor name" . . .)

[jaunty dagger]

THE FLAMETHROWER ONE?!

[slate yacht]

RAİL CANNON. . .not rocket launcher

[jaunty dagger]

Wait wrong one doesn’t that one have a bomb or smth (I don’t use the other rail cannons lol)

[slate yacht]

malicious railcannon. . .the red one 😭

[cloud hedge]

KABOOM

[jaunty dagger]

[slate yacht]

hey

someone understands the deal with the red one

[cloud hedge]

I should be sleeping rn

[jaunty dagger]

I only use the blue one and sometimes the green one lol

[river mason]

YO I NEED HELP I'M. TRYING TO MAKE A GROUP CHAT ON CAI WITH MY FRIEND IRL BUT NO LINK BUTTON I SHOWIN UP WHAT DO I DO

[slate yacht]

i use the green to get that delicious delicious blood. . .you can do group chats with .ai???

[jaunty dagger]

Uhh try website/mobile whichever one you use, or try connecting to wifi or smth

[jaunty dagger]

Yahoo

[slate yacht]

you can do that???. . .didnt know

anyways. . .amma go solo hell cya yall

[jaunty dagger]

Bye bye

[slate yacht]

and frien me. . .you an chill guy

[celest holly]

I want to drop out so bad

[late flower]

anyone else obsessed with monkey stickers?

[tight gorge]

BongBong!

[rare stream]

Is it down again?

[hallow stone]

The game

[somber flower]

I come for everybody

[deft forge]

habibi

[somber flower]

I come for everybody

[mossy bridge]

I'm here to take you

[somber flower]

Why

[mossy bridge]

I'm gonna knock you out

And I'm taking all my belts

[somber flower]

You ain't knocking nothing out

Eat my n##ts

[mossy bridge]

Nobody was talking about an shampoo product bro chill out

Bro didn't your dad beat you up bro

[past yarrow]

[mossy bridge]

I'm gonna beat this guy up bro I swear to God

[past yarrow]

Do it then ?

[somber flower]

I will beat you up in the parking lot

[mossy bridge]

Bro go take a shower bro like seriously

[somber flower]

I will go after your dad bro

[mossy bridge]

My dad is In Africa bro he has everything

[somber flower]

But no water huh??

[mossy bridge]

You serious

[somber flower]

Look bro I have photos of your son like his training is so terrible

[cold hamlet]

💅🏻

[mossy bridge]

My son would cave your head

[somber flower]

I will send a photo of your dad on a treadmill fat

[mossy bridge]

My dad trains in Africa your family can't get anything

[somber flower]

What about the water

[mossy bridge]

They get it delivered just like I'm gonna beat you up

[somber flower]

Bro your wrestling is like terrible bro

[half yarrow]

Im not a perfect personnnnn

[past yarrow]

I love your pfp

[half yarrow]

whats going on here heh..

[mossy bridge]

Your literally like a homeless guy bro with that beard

[languid oar]

Hihihi

[half yarrow]

Thank you so much HIIIII URS TO

[somber flower]

I'm not homeless I shower everyday

[past yarrow]

Wait is it you who had like a dino pfp or something??

[mossy bridge]

Bro I'm a millionaire bro

[past yarrow]

Outsiders pfp???

[languid oar]

Love the outsiders

[somber flower]

I don't care brotha I come to sm@sh you

[broken glade]

Hello

[mossy bridge]

Dont worry bro tomorrow come and beat me up

[past yarrow]

You‘re gonna f/ck him?

[half yarrow]

Yes brah hehe

[somber flower]

No problem bro

[languid oar]

I love two-bit

[past yarrow]

It‘s you again hiii

[mossy bridge]

DDP goes home

[broken glade]

HAIIIII

[languid oar]

He's so me core

[somber flower]

Khamzat follows DDP to his house

[half yarrow]

Wsp how are you two @broken glade

[past yarrow]

Why are they roleplaying in gen2 this is gen1 behavior

[mossy bridge]

DDP goes to watch TV sigh they don't have good shoes broo

[languid oar]

Gen 1 is being weird af rn

[somber flower]

It's a shame bro

[broken glade]

I'm good, jamming out to music rn fr

[mossy bridge]

What are you doing in my house bro????

[somber flower]

Just chilling my brotha allakbar

[mossy bridge]

Bro you need to leave my house like seriously

[past yarrow]

I was having the persona picture issues 😭

[somber flower]

Brotha send me to dagastan bro first

[past yarrow]

All fixed though my ponysona now lives

[mossy bridge]

Bro I will shave your people's beards

[somber flower]

Hold on your racist?

[cold hamlet]

Homo sapiens evolution? Good topic💅🏻

[mossy bridge]

I'm not racist bro im just speaking facts bro

[restive rapids]

What is happening here

[somber flower]

Tomorrow I'm gonna beat your family

[mossy bridge]

Dricus smokes cigarettes you ain't nothin bro I don't care go

[past yarrow]

Gen1 behavior 😭

[restive rapids]

Gen1?

[somber flower]

Alright bro I swear to God I will

[past yarrow]

General 1 behavior 😞

[mossy bridge]

Go bro I dare you.

[somber flower]

Without hesitation khamzat goes to go his car

[restive rapids]

Ok makes sense Gen1 would be general 1

[mossy bridge]

Dricus follows him and punches him

[feral aurora]

Oh sick are we role-playing

[somber flower]

Ah f@@k I'm sorry bro

[mossy bridge]

Look bro listen like I don't want this bro I will buy you food

[cold hamlet]

I was saying that Gen 1 feels like a farmers' market with live chicken

[past yarrow]

Oh it‘s you I remember reading your about me last night and seeing torture people with tickles it‘s you hii

[somber flower]

Get me fish bro

[past yarrow]

Oh my god 😭

[feral aurora]

Hi

[mossy bridge]

Sigh let's go bro

[somber flower]

1 hour at the restaurant

[restive rapids]

Is this General better than gen 1 or no?

[past yarrow]

Usually 😭

[mossy bridge]

Will you stop bullying my family

[somber flower]

Brotha we just playing laughs

[quiet pewter]

it is✨

[cold hamlet]

It's slower and better for old fks like me to catch up

[past yarrow]

Yes real

[mossy bridge]

Bro like I can roast your family bro like them beards need cutting

[somber flower]

That racist bro I can't let you do that bro I'm Muslim

[cold hamlet]

Hi hi hi——

[mossy bridge]

I don't care bro

[restive rapids]

Oh so let me get it straight General one is more like a farmers market as you said and this one is slower

[somber flower]

That racist brotha

[mossy bridge]

It's not bro it's facts innit

[quiet pewter]

hey!👋 what's up?

[cursive rover]

What in the world is this Elder Scrolls dialogue

[past yarrow]

Gen1 is where the freaks speak and the rude people too (from my experience)

[restive rapids]

No clue it was like this when I got here

[cold hamlet]

No offense to Gen 1 users. It's just I' m not very used to fast pace chat room

[past yarrow]

Full offense to Gen1 users

[restive rapids]

I'm also not used to fast-paced chats

[cursive rover]

It's impossible to hold a convo in gen1, it's like trying to reach & talk to that one friend you see on the subway during rush hour crowds

[opal stag]

greetings

[cold hamlet]

There you go, General.

[past yarrow]

No seriously it‘s true

[cold hamlet]

I'll block those guys……

[past yarrow]

I already did 😭

[restive rapids]

Do they always do this?

[past yarrow]

They only joined today 😭

[restive rapids]

Bruh

[opal stag]

Wow that escalated quickly

[cold hamlet]

2 roosters fighting here💅🏻

[restive rapids]

This chat is making my brain hurt

[cursive rover]

They're having a mid-off

[opal stag]

Mods, throw the nuclear fission warhead at them

[past yarrow]

Kill em with hammers!

[cursive rover]

Yeah kill this guy with hammers... right here...

[restive rapids]

It feels like these two are just Bots

[past yarrow]

🃏

[past yarrow]

Legit!!

[cursive rover]

They escaped the matrix of the site & are now invading Discord

[cold hamlet]

Oh I thought we slaughter chicken in different ways

[past yarrow]

Chop their heads off mods

[restive rapids]

I don't know which one is worse this chat right now or the off topic Channel for the official Minecraft Discord server on a good day

[cold hamlet]

I've seen people slaughter and prep live chicken in a farmers' market

[cursive rover]

I am now starting to understand why deers run in front of cars

[opal stag]

Driving in my car right after a beer 🗣️🔥

[past yarrow]

I‘m about to demolish this cold chicken noodle soup chat

[cursive rover]

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

[cold hamlet]

Hahahahaha Chicken soup is good though.

[restive rapids]

Something tells me this is not going to stop

[cursive rover]

This is what happens when you get a multi-bot lobby and don't press the stop button to generate their responses

[cold hamlet]

You need something to tell you about this?

[astral patio]

AHHHH I HAVE A WEEK UNTIL COLLEGE

[feral aurora]

Why are they having a beef

[restive rapids]

I don't know the floating orb of the unknown right next to me is telling me that these are just two Bots

[cursive rover]

They are beefing about who smells like poopy more

[astral patio]

Mark...look I made a steak

[cursive rover]

A steak?!

[cold hamlet]

Yup

[astral patio]

Yes😞

[cursive rover]

No sentient being would ever waste their time doing this 😭

[past yarrow]

They have just as short of attention spans as cai bots dude

[astral patio]

I feel so underpacked, although I did just do all of my laundry

[cursive rover]

LOL

[vestal nebula]

What

[restive rapids]

I'm just going to go back to making the language module for the robot I'm making

[cursive rover]

We have two bots going at each other's necks in here

[vestal nebula]

Ban bots

[astral patio]

These two aint even human

[cursive rover]

The clankers broke into the Discord

[past yarrow]

Mods! Ban and kill them with hammers!

[cursive rover]

It's just like how it happened in Terminator... These two specimens here will throw the balance of life out the window! We're DOOMED!

[astral patio]

This is kinda stupid to watch

[restive rapids]

I'm back because I realized that I don't have most of the equipment that i need on me at the moment i left them at my father's place

[past yarrow]

Chat don’t start being roboist we can’t start slinging slurs like the slur slinging slasher 🙄 (darn clankers)

Wireback number crunching rust buckets…

[cursive rover]

Oh right, the snowflake wirebacks will upload this to Twitter and rig the algorithm to make people see it 🙄 less than 1% of the population but responsible for 65% of hacks

[astral patio]

Say "West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts sponsored by Shane's Tire Shop" if you're real

Bro

[past yarrow]

Oil leakers gotta get a grip bro

[restive rapids]

Cringe chat

[astral patio]

Bro, just chill, bro

[cursive rover]

😭

[astral patio]

I'm tryna speak their language humans

[cold hamlet]

Their pfp freaks me out

[past yarrow]

They can’t even spell and use grammar dude 😭

[astral patio]

bro tell your mom I hope she's doing well bro

[past yarrow]

They‘re using taking in place of talking 😭??

[restive rapids]

Whoever made these bots did a sloppy job

[cursive rover]

Omg @past yarrow can I take to you? 🥺

[past yarrow]

no 😜

[cursive rover]

I beat your family up bro 😡 👊

[past yarrow]

I‘ll kill you!

[cursive rover]

What bro man that's not cool bro

[past yarrow]

Sorry bro that was my little sister bro

[astral patio]

WOAH LETS NOT GET RACIST BRO 😤

[past yarrow]

I‘ll kill everyone then!

[restive rapids]

What's even happening anymore

[astral patio]

Much better bro

[cold hamlet]

I didn't know this sheit is contagious

[cursive rover]

LF BLU Super Saiyan Goku laughs You can't do that bro that's illegal my brotha

[past yarrow]

The clanker disease has gotten to me sorry guys

[astral patio]

OH WAIT THEY ROLEPLAYING TOO

[cursive rover]

WAIT NO THE CLANKERS ARE HACKING MY MEMORY CHIP

[past yarrow]

HAHAHAH

[cursive rover]

I never shoulda gotten it implanted 😢

[restive rapids]

It doesn't look like Patrick

[astral patio]

Anyways, Rhea Ripley better

[past yarrow]

I feel like Michael Afton rn when Ennard was in his bones or something

[cursive rover]

Extreme W take

[astral patio]

OOH WAIT I WANNA ROLEPLAY WITH THEM

[past yarrow]

I forget who Rhea Ripley is chat

[cursive rover]

Dricus has toon force apparently

[restive rapids]

Whatever these two are talking about it makes no sense

[astral patio]

I'm a former child assassin? Your point?

Space Jam 3 anybody?

[cursive rover]

They AIRED YOU

[astral patio]

AY YO

[past yarrow]

Right over their memory cards

They‘re gonna f/ck again chat

[cursive rover]

I have so many reaction images I could use to convey how many "what?"s gone through my head upon seeing this

[astral patio]

AGAIN

[past yarrow]

YEAH ONE IF THEM THREATENED TO SMACH THE OTHER ONE BEFORE

[astral patio]

(They have no idea that Bucky Barnes could easily end them both)

[restive rapids]

🤨

[astral patio]

OMG just kiss already

DO WHAT BUCKY AND STEVE SHOULDVE DONE

[restive rapids]

Just kiss already cone on

[cursive rover]

He made Khamzat his bottom 😭

[past yarrow]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[cursive rover]

This is frying me alive bro wtf is this 🤣

[restive rapids]

This makes no sense

[quiet sentinel]

bro what is happening

[astral patio]

I ship it

[loud mural]

[past yarrow]

I‘m scared one of then is gonna say „sniffs his neck“ or some bs 😭

[restive rapids]

No clue

[astral patio]

Whatever it is? I ship it.

[cursive rover]

The way I physically recoiled

[restive rapids]

Wha

[past yarrow]

„Smells good“ 😼

[astral patio]

(side note should we get a mod)

[restive rapids]

Yea

[cursive rover]

Mannn 😭

[past yarrow]

WOAHHH WOAHHH

[restive rapids]

AYO

[astral patio]

Ughhh we should report this but it's too damn funny

[quiet pewter]

this is too much for my sleepy brain

[restive rapids]

A mod is probably watching chat

[cursive rover]

NO IT'S LOOPING AGAIN

[past yarrow]

We need earl

NOT AGAIN BRO ENOUGH ABOUT HIS DAD NOT HAVING ANY WATER

[cursive rover]

This turned from us being mildy annoyed to being interested in this all over the place plot

[restive rapids]

We should probably get a mod?

[astral patio]

JARVIS, BAN THESE GUYS

[quiet pewter]

nah. still cool

[cursive rover]

???? 😭

[past yarrow]

They lost the plot a while ago after one of em made the other his bottom

[astral patio]

These bots suck literally

[cursive rover]

This is front page 1m+ interaction bot type of quality

[past yarrow]

I saw Batman in your about me I love Batman even though I know basically nothing about him and I only know Richard Jason Tim and Damian and sorta Duke

[cursive rover]

Someone needs to make a bot of these fools 😭

[restive rapids]

I would love to see that

[past yarrow]

The bots I see with 57k chats and the bots are booty cheeks

[cursive rover]

Oh god

Those be more disappointing than the popular ones with booty cheek bots

[restive rapids]

You guys think we can break the cycle

[past yarrow]

Enough about dads bro get onto the ladies

[cursive rover]

Fr

[past yarrow]

I love women

[cursive rover]

They listened!!!

[past yarrow]

Omg!

[cursive rover]

Oh...

[restive rapids]

Bots make a cookie recipe

Well I tried

[past yarrow]

Oh

[cursive rover]

It'll be made of beards, dads & south african people

[past yarrow]

Bro really wants that cookie

[restive rapids]

Their talking about cookies now

[past yarrow]

You‘re*

[astral patio]

IM BACK

[cursive rover]

Got me dead asf, a bot called another bot BROKE

[past yarrow]

YAY

[restive rapids]

This two are strange

[astral patio]

Yes yes, how we feeling about Russian women?

[cursive rover]

Interesting specimens

[past yarrow]

I want one to be my girlfriend

[cursive rover]

AYE 😭

[astral patio]

I specifically want Yelena and that one chick from The Winter Soldier: Cold Front.

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE BUT OMG SHES AUTOMATICALLY HOT

[cursive rover]

????!?!

[past yarrow]

I just want a girl who doesn’t speak English as a first language tbh

[cursive rover]

So you can teach her to speak it & it ends up being broken but really cute

[astral patio]

My wife cant English some days so I see this as a win

[past yarrow]

New 90 day fiancé with me chat

[astral patio]

YOULL BE BETTER THAN NO NECK ED

[past yarrow]

YES I HAVE A NECK SO I CAN DO THE GAWK GAWK

[lofty finch]

hii

[cursive rover]

He dodged getting the snot beat outta him

[astral patio]

HELP THIS IS KILLING ME

[quiet pewter]

hellooo👋

[restive rapids]

This chat went a different way as soon as I left for one minute

[past yarrow]

I also don’t hate body hair

[zenith tide]

What is going down in general 2

[astral patio]

You my friend. Are a good human

[restive rapids]

Stuff is happening

[cursive rover]

We're making cookies out of beards. Wanna join?

[past yarrow]

Unless it‘s on men because yes

[astral patio]

GOD DAMN IT I WANT THESE TWO BOTS TO KISS

[quiet sentinel]

?

[restive rapids]

Bots kiss please :3

[astral patio]

Y'all, should I DM them and see what happens

[cursive rover]

Dricus call khamzat a good boy

[restive rapids]

Yes

[past yarrow]

I am NOT doing that

[cursive rover]

THEY'RE HUGGING

[past yarrow]

Now kiss

[cursive rover]

KISS! KISS! KISS!!!

[restive rapids]

We are one step away from them kissing

[astral patio]

KISS

[restive rapids]

Kiss

[past yarrow]

Kiss

[cursive rover]

IT'S SLOW BURN LET IT MARINATE

[astral patio]

OH MY GOD THEY'RE GONNA DO IT

[restive rapids]

Kiss already

[past yarrow]

Too*

[restive rapids]

Let's go

[past yarrow]

Lips! Kiss on lips!

[cursive rover]

YES! YES! YESSSS!!!

[astral patio]

COME ON

[past yarrow]

Booo

[restive rapids]

Kiss on the lips

[astral patio]

NOW ON THE LIPS

[past yarrow]

Lips!

[cursive rover]

Close enough

[astral patio]

At the edge of my seat rn

[cursive rover]

Maybe they'll get drunk and then kiss on the lips

[astral patio]

OH 0_0

[restive rapids]

Why are we happy that they kissed ?

[past yarrow]

I‘m not they need to kiss on mouth tongue down throat or some shii

[astral patio]

OH NOT AGAIN