#🗨️︱general2
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My friend cant go to school cuz they have strep throat
do you guys think old macdonald would sue mcdonalds
it actually all has meaning i cannot say here
Damn why
Gotta smell good for fine shyt
Yeah probably
Guys how cooked am I? I have a project to do and haven’t wrote anything and it’s due on Tuesday… 😭
go work go
Not cooked get working!!
You still got time
hiccups ow
Oka good night, good morning, good afternoon. I need to go to BED.
cooked if u don’t get going NOW
Time to lock in KornDog!!
Thanks for the support gang but I am NOT touching that paper
typical childe behavior SLASH JAY
No I get it LOL 💀💀
ur grades r gonna cry
Good night mate
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
Sweet dreams!!
sorry that was aggressive. context: I’m a friend.
Gn let the bed bugs bite
It’s okay I’m fine, I’ll lock in before it’s time to present
Type shit
brother 😭🙏
lol
it’s 11pm. I need to stop pacing my apartment
and turn in shit.
before finals close 😟🔥
my sister paces at like 2 am it's okay..
Literally me I have so much energy rn and nothing to do... I'd go on a walk if it wasn't 30 degrees out
REAL
oh…?
it’s colder than that here rn
I'd die
10:07 pm
I’m forever grateful we’re on the bottom floor
I pace so much, it’s not even funny
My sister gets like.. 17k steps just from pacing I'm scared of her
does anyone fw eminem sniffles
HELP this might be me
ugh why can’t the people I be friends with normal
I don't pace because I'm disabled but like.. even if I wasn't i dont think i could be doing all that..!!!
it’s always when I’m listening to Nu metal it’s like a second nature thing
I'm an example of one of the not normal people ur friends w
atp I’d argue it’s probably a stim for me because I have a precise path I follow
no I mean like… look in general I can dm you screenshots but it’s flonne
When I listen to my nu-metal music I always feel sleepy idk why
oh lemme look..
Speaking of which, I need new songs to listen to, Slipknot is killing me slowly
It’s Corey Taylor’s birthday for uhhh about 41 more mins here
mmmnggghh cries
gap gap wap wap wham (im back they tried to contain me but im back)
wait can u dm me n explain I'm so lost n the other venti person is setting off something stupid in my brain rn
yeah hold on
thank u.. ur a real one
guys i remember one time i hallucinated a Roblox YouTuber playing a Roblox adopt raise game and i was jn the video. like I think inhallucinated being in a YouTube video
listen to kxllswxtch begging his music is so good
i was a different BREED when i was 7
hi
Oh no I hate them
I was in a Denis daily video once 😎😎 I do not watch denis
i understand.. the people i hang around are so fun until one of them just has to randomly yell dad in a "OwO" voice in the hallway seriously and talks about having adult time with random people
idk what you already listen to but I’m heavy on system, Collective Soul (not Nu metal), mudvayne, Dead Kennedys (also not Nu metal), Korn (obviously.) Limp Bizkit (jokingly. Although Three Dollar Bill Y’all is actually not bad), OLD LP (new shit needs to be erased immediately they should’ve broke up when Bennington passed.), Godsmack, Reel Big Fish (yes I dabble in ska 😞)
alr get out
Oh.
😭
Kittie is also a good band 😛
yes yes. if I got into all of the bands I fw it’d be over 300 and I do not have the energy or the time atm.
I like using excessive commas in typing,,, it just,,,,, its building character
I was in a perswayable video once and on a stream playing with him hahaha and he sang me happy birthday 🎂 (only real ones know persway)
Almost forgot about them tbh
coughs in nirvana (i luv nirvana smsmsm I luv my fav band ever nirvana)
I love perswayable sm
Fav song?
coughs
hhhhhhh I love all of Bleach.
something in the way
Good taste 👅
thats my fav album from them
My sister core
Bleach and Insecticide are my two favorites. But Nevermind and In Utero. Obviously.
Same
Is that some type of song artist?
Casually returns
Monkeys…. /j
Would love to rant abt my favorite band of all time but saying their name might get me muted cause it's strange 😔
HELP. real.
I love getting called a poser every time I’m listening to something that’s not metal/is Metallica? guys I- 😞🤚
use abbetwvations. tell me all about the band. i demand information. I am a sponge ripe for the slurping of new info.
Hi
jaguar is dead 🗣️
jjk?
hello rafael marquez from barcelona f.c.
i think about the things that I’ve said sometimes and I feel regret
What’s the initials of the band? Or like….slogan?
Is this Geto?
J.O.J
uhm he makes songs they're not very good tho
OH.
He plays identity v
YAP AWAY PLEASE.
Okay nevermind, I am completely wrong 💀
Gen1 makes me realize I’m a better person
OHHH
WELL actually call me the merc is in my head all day
What💀
YAP IMMEDIATELY.
who is that
GET OU-
THEYRE SO GOOD I SWEAR
Is it bad that I giggled…
I ain’t never heard of that b4
Time to check it out on Spotify, I need new songs 
@shut jasper help
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN TO VIVICA
I like that band 
TEEHEE
real John f krnedy….so real….yr the realest person ever please don’t explode
OMG REALLY??
Who’s telling em?
not it. nose goes.
telling me what.
Not it

😭😭im done help
His head blew up
no guys tell me what i am missing here
what the fuck
KABOOM
someone tell them bc I’m gonna hurt they feelings 😟 /ref
They're an amazing band I promise 😭😭
🧌
AUGGGHH NO
OH A BAND???
YEA??
YES
loki pfp what a silli guy
oh my wifibis dyingbhelp
YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON EVER
the obscurer the band name is typically the higher quality their music is. Idk man. I don’t make the rules.
Oh… help 💀
I just remembered JKM3 and I want to get that game again cause it was silly
True...
THANK YOUUUB
YOURE SUPER COOL TOO!!!
wait i didnt read the reply dear god 😭 im a dumbass
MAMA
"they call me the merc, I'm all for the work" 🔥
guys Korn was gonna be Larry.
WE ARE SO BACK MY CHILD 🔥
I’m being so deadass.
WHAT
Larry sounds nice lmao
so real (shoutout to northern portrait they’re literally The Smiths reborn and it pisses me off they dont have more songs)
Did I just see wheezer
I can’t imagine my username being LarryDog that just sounds bad
I once again have no clue what this means but I’m actually reeling at the thought of some really cool ass band that was meant to be some guy named larry
hi hello!
HEHEHEH IM FINALLY BACK FROM MY HIBERNATION
(but i miss my pookie 😞)
You give me prsd
loki my beloved
i luv loki
Aww.. I..
I miss my husband.
Yeah, peas
you had two chances and you fucked both of them up
I did
….me too….
(i don’t have a husband)
jfk... what about your wife... 😟
Korn’s producer hated the name Korn, so Jonathan basically said: “It’s either Korn or Larry.” and the producer hated Larry more. Hence, Korn. Korn’s name is actually. Exactly what it sounds similar to.
@finite sedge momma they bullying my tism
I divorced her ass 🔥
oh okay!
Just bully back
also any and all bands that starts with ‘The’ is immediately a good band, its just the rule
what if larry is just korns alter ego.
Punch them in the solar plexus
looking at The Offspring.
…or that!
@obtuse spruce left eye or right eye?
what if all the people in korn join together to make this random guy named larry from the gas station
the hush sound !!+
Both
um. left eye its kinda buggin me rn
was gonna name my band Larry in honor of it but we decided against it bc it’s silly to say “oh yeah we named our band after Korn’s rejected name.”
I love the husb sound so MUCH
I think time zones don’t exists in graves
Why are you randomly just getting these thoughts????
they sound swag
Right one it is
I love my husband so much it’s unreal 🔥
my mind
they are.. I love them they're so underrated
In the back of my mind you died /lyr
Hear me out
I didn't mean husband but.. I'm glad u love ur husband 🔥
coughs the cure
idk man that’d be metal as hell.
Hear me out, Venti
“the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.💭🥛 “ - Patrick star
And I didn’t even cry
dude yesterday i was on my VR headset for like 6 or 8 hours straight 😞
I'm hearing u out /j
Oh shit not this one
I know ur eyes was burning lmfao
LMAOO
Please reach grass my child because HOW
Not a single tear
hi guys

hellooo
Ive spent 10hrs on GTA before
i thought this said reach for my child
im literally wearing a ‘the cure’ shirt rn
BUT ITS COLD AND RAINING OUTSIDE
(I was bored and my pookie wasn’t online so i played roblox on my VR)
Normal
instead we went with De-Thread, and haven’t even started up yet 🔥
Mom I have 589 hours on rdr2 it’s not that hard to just not get off the game
Yeah i remember your message about it
Does having the devil’s grass count?
w shirt
Only got like 100k from that😭
Or maybe this one, idk
Damn
@salty.yy normal OKAY DISCORD.
Ive more than hour in ultrakill
shrugs either way I understand
man cmon
Lmfao, factor is I play rdr2 for fucking 12 hours a day
and i wonder if you know what it means 🗣️
OK ITS REASONABLE BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING NATURAL DISASTER SURVIVAL AND I WAS HITTING PEOPLE WITH MY BALLOON 😞
De-thread? Why does it actually sound good though 😭
Crazy
@unreal haven W GAME
also how do you even manage that. i cant survive 2 hours before my head starts hurting
bc we thought long and hard about it 🔥
(we fucking gave up at the word de-thread.)
Hello I hope everyone has an amazing morning, day, evening, or night and have a very good life
||fein||
Not really. I actually enjoy it
Umm.. what? Kennedy’s smile dropped.
Thanks
de thread actually sounds so good tho, i would definitely listen to that
Oh. Type shit 😭 it sound good tho.
that’s actually a really good question…..
Goodnight ^0^
What
makes me cry everytime
tony stark iron man no
G'night mate!
why not
FATHER YOUR BACK?!
thanks!! we’re still figuring out shit 😭‼️
Heh you’ll understand one day kennedy monkey’s hand extended in a final farewell before fading into dust
Always pisses me off
not you too...
wild stuff
yeppers
@cursive crown too late
OH!
did dawg just get dusted
its so over for me
all of the members are queer, and we intended for that to be the case. We wanted more proper queer representation in metal.
I think so 😭
me after watching thor fail to go for the head
Teach me
😔😔
I didn’t ask. (Satire pls don’t get me teach me)
to say we don’t have any is a lie, but to say it’s lacking isn’t.
coulda been over so fast and i wouldnt have to scream at steve leaving in endgame
Don’t be like Korn and put slurs in as song titles. My mom made me change that shi😞😞
real and i wouldn’t have had to cry in theatres cause of ||tonys death||
LMAOOOO no we just scream about how we get slurred 😞
take on me take on me take me on take on me ill be gone in a day or two
Did I hear crazy
monkey slowly respawns herself with the call of unnecessary negative energy
Oh
Crazy
me uncontrollably sobbing…what about irondad…WHAT ABOUT HIM
Food
🧍♂️
i just sneezed so hard that it felt like an intestine went flying out
respawns monkey with the call of positive energy because monkey deserves all the positive energy monkey wants
90% of it is me being a queer American and pissed off 🔥
bless you? I think?
appendis
=(
“man fuck them kids” snaps fingers and dies
Literally 60% of the population today
i remember the time i sneezed with my eyes open. 3 sneezes in a row and i still dont know how i managed that till this day
You have been chosen fair soul, go forth into the gates of possibilities and never ending faithful blessings
hi guys
What is monkey smoking? 😭
type shit fr.
idk but I want some
Wait this is fire?!
the rest of my band members aren’t even American and they’re pissed off for me 😭‼️
👉👈
im gonna take this chance to punch every individual with a plural name when they are a singular person. James. You’re next.
Okay yall lemme go work on this project 🧌
I’m the only president here 💔
Food
GO WORK 👺👺👺
Bye bye! 👋 night night
Oh lemme just
you don’t see me out here named parishes.
My favourite president!!
🔥 aight bet
“and @($: you too” (looking at peter from the afterlife) probably
i miss my pookie washington telling me not to make hot chocolate
Vote for me 2028
I didn’t yap about my band so that u don’t go work 🧌
look at the flick of dat wrist
sorry automod punted my ass for saying the eff word for some reason smh
will do!!!
u need to be a mod atp
Vote for me for mod 2025 I think
FUCK fuckity fuck fuck
I’ll vote for you mama
Fucking HELL mate
me rocking in the corner murmuring ‘third times the charm..’ under my breath
I can’t even say what they call him here 😭‼️
Done
I love my bandmates fr 
bucky wouldnt miss…he wouldnt…
id rather vote you for president, MR president
What about me
you might be right ng- 
Hello there
guys what if all the presidents were actually alive and they just. like. faked it all and got really boring jobs. like what if u run into Abraham lincoln at a small cafe. and he’s working hard but he’s. happy.
OH MY GOD
HAHAHHA
…shhh don’t expose me
Fire song guys
Don’t ask about the background,
IM CRYING
if all the presidents were actually alive and faked it all i’m gonna have to thunder cant them into the sun
uhhhm you can be president of the national museum
Yeah so they timed me out for an hour... 🧍🏽♀️
UMMMM
I hate it here
can i be president of uhm……
idk guys give me something to be president of
Type shit
did you just get fucking outed JFK?
Yuji
The background 😭 I’m crying
screams in absolute agony :3
CIA IS AFTER ME AGAIN.
slaps SHUT UP
crazy work like imagine george washington working at your local mcdonald’s
sigh. I’ll cover you. ALTER EGO, GO!
The president of losing siblings and loved ones🔥
.
STARTS CRYINF
Unveils myself as John Wilkes Booth
jm actually peeing myself why was that timed so beautifully
like. what are they? twilight sparkle looking upon equestria in the shadows and not doing anything as they fight over a magical rock and racism takes over again
Thank god it ain’t Oswald 🙏🏻
I know nothing of the president’s whereabouts.
OH SHIT runs away
STARTS SOBBING VIOLENTLY
... @shut jasper
Intense giggles
OH MY GOD ITS KORNS ALTER EGO LAREY. WE WERE TLAKINF. ABOUT THIS
no i dont wanna hear his name right now.
@slow spindle huh
Aint he the one that packed up your whole squad?😭
heres the door to the ninth circle of hell my friend
Isn’t yuji a minor or I’m tripping
yeah he’s 15
Asking for my friend
“Age is just a number” head ahh
Aight I forgot my head hurts
I’m crying
it’s okay me too i played my vr for another 6 hours today so my brain is extra fried
Excuse me?
Get the gun
I’m getting the sniper.
Help someone sent me a friend rquest but i dont know who they are
suddenly i dont wanna be yuji anymore 🙁
We aren't doing this shit today 😭
Bro gotta be Geto
gay toe
I am not the whole of Jonathan Howsmon Davis, James Christian Shaffer, Brian Philip Welch, Raymond Lee Luzier and Reginald Quincy Arvizu.
I call him "Gay toes"
no
me when I forget Fieldy’s fucking legal name has Quincy in it.
Tell me why is it as soon and I looked up Abraham Lincoln on Pinterest Tom fucking holland appeared??
no it’s not, minors shouldn’t be doing that 🙁
age backwards is ega. what is ega? Enhanced Graphics Adapter. what is that aprt of? a computer. what is on computer? internet. what do you do on the internet? website games. therefore agr is actually a video game. yeah. im like a psychic fortune speller now.
I did not die for this shit guys
I do that on a daily basis
agr
Fr
my head also hurts (i forgot whether or not i left my dr pepper on the table. turns out i already wrapped it in saran wrap for later in the fridge and SOMEHOW it got wiped from my memory)
Rge
guys im scared
@novel wave Yo why did you send me a request im scared to accept it😭
all of my friends and like 99% of my family did not die for this.
GET OUT OUR OF MY SKIN
oh!!! maybe don’t say that about someone who is an adult!
You know sometimes… we gotta get the sniper.
HELLO
Dw our deaths were in vain
jokingly or not it tends to make us uncomfortable when you’re a minor!
HELLO MY CHILD!
havent seen you in a minute, hru
can i aim it at myself because of that they said
I’m doing good
@unreal haven hell no.
Yep.
Agreed
HELP NOT BREAK STUFF I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUS.
I feel like slapping you again
hi hi hi hi hi hi
IM FUCKING LARRY FFS.
agreed even tho I’m a minor
Is Larry okay
i had to bear witness to a 14 year old saying the most inane. not safe stuff in this chat a few days ago and i was just staring in utter horror because why woukd you say any of this publicly
no 💔‼️
LARRY YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN
thinkinf ahout deltarune and undertale and palindromes and racecar and emordnilap and avid diva
Nuh uh
I have a flintlock
LARRY CANNOT CALM.
why 💔
thinking about vinesuafe music
eats flintlock it taste like metal
I said so, also am your mother that also died from..
Who said that again? THIS IPAD ISTG.
some people need to have their phone monitored!!
“CALM THE FUCK DOwn!”
-Charlie/Penguin0
FLINT LOCKWOOD!!
well if Jesus himself is telling me to calm down….
Can parents please teach their kids to understand the concept of embarrassment? Or like, basic morality? Boundaries? Empathy too, while we're at it?
spray on shoes looked tasty ngl. what if spray on shoes werw eatable and you just eated them instead of taking them off
It got quiet I’m scared
guys i think we’re gonna burn
I’m gonna go lurk in the shadows mysteriously until my pookie talks here
(george washington)
you missed the straight people are oppressed that happened like 5 hours ago
is it cake or is it real challenge (problem solved)
oh trust me I still have that shit ss
im. what??? 😭😭 aint no damn way
Larry is calm.
me too, me too.
Larry is. Relaxed. Larry is listening to Foo Fighters.
can somebody ping me if they ever talk here pretty please
ok bye
No way @ionic stone FREE HIM
stairthr people are oppressed (my fists are oppressing their faces from having the privilege of not being punched)
Why are people so desperate to be oppressed??? 😭
IM straight and i know damn well they aint oppressed like. be for real please. anyway pushing that aside because i dont wanna start another debate in this chat, enough of that as is :’)

cia got his ass.
sorry straight people don’t get oppressed go to therapy it will help you don’t be sad
I got timed out for a week because of the placement on a keyboard
WHAT DID HE DO
three whole days?!?
I think I know
what did bro say 😞
Its like the B and N key are rigth next to each other yk...
Free my boy man he ain't did nothing wrong
The f word.
HELP? FUCK?
gap gap wap wap wham
THATS CRAZY
wham?! the band?!
I don’t know
Can relate
I say fuck in here all the time 😞‼️
So theyhave a reason to hate the world
automod is so crazy because i can say fuck in a sentence sometimes but other times they time me out for no reason
it’s my favorite word 
last Christmas i meeemeemuhmuh but the very next day u gave it away
One little mistake and im racist😭 if im spelling bigger
literally me tryinf to remember the lyrics to a song in my head
HELP.
What's the matter?
Ykw yeah fair.
I think everyone's just so desperate to be unique these days
Like, being normal and living a normal life is completely fine. You don't have to force character development. You can still be unique, but you don't need to hurt yourself or others by doing it.
ok to the shadows i go 😼
leaves a bag of takis for everybody that wants some
flies away
This year to save me from tears ill give to someone special
OHH yeah Ik what word I say it all the time whenever I’m pissed (I’m black)
message got sniped
This year, meemeemuhmuh, I'll give it to someone special, special
that’s so real
Relatable
I’m right here..
✨🧚 music
Fr free me
MY KING 🔥🙏🏻
they’re back!!!
Should we all just be presidents like gen 2's starting a whole thing
i pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible for liberty and Justice for all
typed from memory
i remember george, abraham, john wilkes, and some other people i cant rememebr were here once
I started this
Bro forgot about me
i hate the pledge so much you have no idea
And you can lead it too
Ahem what you talking about I ain’t here
Modern parents are the absolute peak of this btw
There is so much bad parenting. They're basically raising a generation of egotistical self-centric sociopaths. Like, empathy and humility are things you have to teach your child. They don't just spawn in with a concept of morality.
Go to bed
POOKIE!!
No it’s only 22:51
I wanna be the president of stupidity
sorry 😭 i only listed the people who joined after you
I’m too goated to be mentioned
President of impulsive decisions over here
im going to be. me . because i am my best president. yah. boomeshakalaka. somebody call the docta.
SIgma
They don’t teach it in schools anymore that’s where I learned it from I still repeat the empathy song
Sigma isn’t automodded
Nope but s kibidy is
i changed my mind im the president of drooling baby mood
Call the doctor, call the nurse, call the lady with the Alligator purse!
ohh RMPTSHHYTHGY is feeling what others feel!!! yknow the trust, happy sad angry mad!! we notice it an we understand ohhh EMPATHYTTYYTYY
speaking of teaching, i heard the reading comprehension has gone down or smth (i think)
it has 😣
Yeah by like 20% ?
Bro I’ll go to bed on December 34th
it has and it’s making me offended bc I love reading
January 3rd?
? skіbіdi
Why not wait until December 42nd?
it used to be auto modded
No I’m going to bed at 32:12 PM
WITCH!!! /ref
I’m not telling my secret
And this is exactly why, if I ever have a child, I am doubling their education. Like, literal education at school, emotional education at home. (Like, for example, empathy, and I would also teach them to question authority when something seems off.)
What the hell does this mean
Ask your mom
Idk he cannot duck
can't even put that in military time
i used to learn a bit at home but they put me in daycare so i could have friends
my brain is fried atm so i cant remember but why are they just teaching the kids to sight read and memorize like wtf
(Also like, how to identify emotions they feel and emotions others feel.)
make sure the little shits read and don’t use it as punishment bc my mom threatened to return my book I got and I didn’t read anything for a good 3 years.
I’m going to bed at 0500
I dont wanna
Five am?
don’t, guve an iPad unless u monitor a lot. I pad time. like one hour most a day.
Ask your dad
I’m on an iPad I’m offended
He's sleeping
this this this PLEASE. electronics but heavily monitored w/ restrictions and all. the kids do not wanna see unrestricted internet access goddddd
HELP? 
I love language, and really value multilingualism. I would be stupid to use reading as a punishment.
if I’m even remotely close to you in here friend me rq.
Wake him up
NO!
Reading is such an important skill 😭
I’m about to risk it all atp.
thank you I say after pulling out the outsiders and opening it so I can read it during class again
i feel like the second part is half the c.ai server
Ask your brother
Reading was a punishment for me as a five year old and now I'm obsessed
me (real)
Both moved out
Lemme join
i learned to read using school and undertale comic voiceovers
Your sister
atp ask the fridge
She's 4
Yeahhh no iPad in the theoretical future household.
She’ll know
But it's running
also me (sobbing)
She cant form a sentence
Very funny
there’s a bus
im actually gonna get diagnosed by my aunt this month
I know 🥰
Ask the fucking dog
It's full
no bc I’m being serious I’m gonna say something that’s gonna piss someone off
Do it
Cats are better and i dont have any pets. This is why you got hit for 200 with a gray pistol
DAMN SHOTS FIREDDD
I thought that said gay pistol
Do it and face the consequences
my name is David! I want some icecream, yeah! my name is David! I want some..David!! Where is my ballll?? I’m running out on the road!!! there is a carrrr and it is going to hit me!!! AÆÆÆH💜
at the time of hearing id be getting a tested for autism i did the Gangnam style in the middle of my bathroom before loudly asking what was wrong with me what does this mean for me guys
Says the one that got put in a montage while moving /j
cats ARE better because a. im biased and probably have toxoplasmosis b. cats are just (kind of) quieter and chiller
ur reminding me of NO David idk why
Help is this a dog's perspective
Why do so many people like TCoAaL
It's so goddamn concerning
no it’s David
Or a mentally unstable child
Ehh same thing
It has a cool art style that why im using this pfp and i think its interesting (minus the 1ncest)
I was mentioned?
Ask the homeless man
Who would name their kid John?
good question
I live in a gated neighbor hood
Shsh no no go back to the shadows false alarm
That last bit is
Pretty much a massive part of the plot
Ask your neighbor
parents soon to be divorced thats who
who would name their kid Catherine
I’ve been in this server for almost a YEAR. whatever mod just timed me out, where were you when there was someone literally stating straight people were oppressed. I pinged one of you who were ACTIVE IN THE SERVER, and shit was STILL not taken care of. yet I say a WORD THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO SAY THROUGH AUTOMOD, and I get timed out. Where’s the logic? You’ll fight people saying ONE word, but when it comes to people spreading misinformation which has an ENTIRE RULE DEDICATED TO IT, it goes under your noses. All the time. The amount of slurs I’ve seen. The amount of people going into people’s DMs. The way I’ve been called transphobic for being sapphic in here. The way there was a TWELVE YEAR OLD in here. Why is it that you guys can’t “constantly be active”, but you’ve removed several messages with the “f word” in it. Please make it make sense. It’s not all of the mod team. some of yall are fantastic. But some of yall are extremely lackluster.
They dont know who i am
oh wow..
auto mode probably
Cough cough Ik a dude named Kevin, and a dude named ken
was not. it was not automod.
Ask your grandparents (please don’t tell me their dead)
But I'm a mentally unstable child :( retreats to the shadows
My little brother name is Kevin…
JAW DROPPED
oh well then what the sigma
Heh No. Its awkward asf
sorry.
my brother is named kevin
Italian moms really wait nine months to name their kid Giouseppe
If I’m gone tomorrow yall know why. 🔥
kevins are even worse if you’re vietnamese because SUDDENLY THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
I'm a psychic what can I say
fellas is it a trait of autism to randomly break out into a specific repeated dance at any given moment
Oh dear god
I forgot to do this early btw
HIHIHIHIHI
HHHHIIIII
Double psychic
Ask @finite sedge
you just have the silly on 24/7
Thats is a massive part of the plot... but you know what else is massive..? LOW TAPER FADE
explodes
Explodes too
Geto and Gojo are dea-
Suddenly I hear a gunshot…
my eyes started free bleeding at the sight of this message
BANNGG
FATHER?!

oh hey! whats your nam— kevin nguyen. which one? i don’t know, maybe ask the other 24 thousand people
Hi ^^
Don't mess with me like that.
Is that cleaning supplies? eats the bottle
That’s what she said
Yeah I said that
this very message is giving me booktok vibes and its making me wanna cry
That's what you wish she said
You said that to da-
No it's normal water
Which you haven't had in years
Dehydrated goober
Heh…
I’m gay chill
atp I’m really fed up with this, it’s like they pick and choose ffs 😞
Don't know what booktok would be but im sorry 
I'm only lacking Vitamin D and iron i'll have you know!
Yeah makes sense
We can tell Lincoln
but when something serious comes up we get told to block and ignore.
im gonna drop a quote i like for no reason
Oi duck you, you made me gay
Oops I did it again
what even happened, what’s the whole context of the paragraph
think wattpad but worse
I said what I meant and meant what I said 🙃
Well at least you can stand up for yourself
Not too quickly, but you can
(/lh /nsrs /j I'm so sorry 😭)
Your gayness is a contagious
Oh. 
“One is not born, but rather becomes woman. “ - Simone de Beauvoir
I'm to busy making a plan to escape my school incase of a fire is why
im lacking in all the vitamins (im the raisin grandma from spongebob. help)
He predicted my existence
That’s… that’s not good
i remember when they first invented chocolate
That's the faces of your children every time you say hello on c.ai
Someone dm me I need help.
80 and still counting
You took my line
I'm still a distant cousin 
LMAOOO
You can be my sibling and be my kids fun uncle
I’m just. An ally.
Not for now
Sorry, only room for one in here 😅 unless you can- nevermind not gonna finish that thought
I’m just here fr. I’m just a Jonathan Freaksmon Davis.
so real (i only pop in for a few days and then disappear into thin air)
unless I get banned for speaking out. we’ll see.
I will marry you mf don’t test me
Btw nobody noticed my name change (It's literally just my name in Toki Pona)
You mean the weird uncle that teaches them how to use lighters? Nah ill stick with being a distant cousin
Is that meant to be a threat?
Yes
Pancakes or waffles
My dad left me when I was 3
am i watching an enemies to lovers arc rn whats going on
Oh my..
Depends, hooligans waffles and Dennys pancakes
Good enough
dances
He left before my mother was even pregnant
also im craving denny’s(?) mozzarella sticks rn
Accurate but I will strangle you so shush 🥰
Oh :(
no thanks im already dead
MY CHILD WHAT? @ionic stone
Ay but I’m up mf, that shit ain’t stopping my from turning out better then him
Then it won't hurt, will it? 
Your child what
WOAH HEY NOW
WHAT DID YOU SAY.
if you manage to somehow strangle a tree i’ll applaud you
I ain’t say nun
I SAW THAT
Why you hiding it?
i was staring at my keyboard what the hell could have POSSINLY happened within the span of 6 seconds
What I say
Well ofc you didn't you died
I was about to say dumb shit
I'd rather hear it from you so I'm not gonna say it 
Yeah no marry me please
ANY OBJECTIONS?
I will be the perfect wife/husband 
is that Leon Kennedy.
Chat died so fast
Help 
I'm gonna choose not to respond to that
I mean, historically
So did you
Aw man😔
Died faster than us
Fr bro
I wish a mf would
I wish a mf would too
sorry I’m yapping in DMs and half asleep
Hearing what💀
im just in the creators thread rn
I demand a duel, good sir
10 paces
and here kind of? i need to sleep
why dyou need to know
Bet dies after the first step
Realistic
🌙
goodnight!
(not really because Abraham Lincoln was a trained close quarters fighter)
Yay he died
YIPPIIIEEE
YIPPPIEEEE
Don't get logical on me

maybe he shouldve trained better for long distance then
People really do be skimming over the fact that he was a really good wrestler tho
WHY THE "YIPPPPPEEEEE"'S!?!?!?!?!
Nah it was a stealth kill
we silly
Aww man he came back
Cause we goobers
Wasnt even that many A’s 
This is mortal suffering decorated with plastic happiness


Oh god, my head-
mmm micropladifcs
casts gay
I have 596 hours on rdr2 back off
Huh? 
We are all dolls to be made, painted and played
What's that?
Hii it’s me Vayion sorry I never pinged the next day I forgot😭😅
M a s k e d m e n
It’s ok vay I was busy yesterday

but anyways it’s been awhile we last talked to have a convo
I feel intimidated
AWESOME 
You are a puppet of your fears, desires, and world-view.
hell yeah
Yeah
red dead redemption two
M o i s t m e n
Oh alr fair enough
“ 💔 Hi, It’s Duo.
Every time you skip a French lesson, you break a piece of my heart 💔”
that is the exact notification I js got from duolingo
N O
Y E S
Best game to exist
G r e a s y m e n
W H E R E
oui oui this baguette then duolingo
Rock Simulator
A t m y p l a c e y o u ' r e i n v i t e d
N o
god im so hungry for things i cant get rn im gonna go insane
realest
Translator from Duo-language:
Your family are my hostages now
i dont wanna get up from my bed either
My iPad gonna die it’s so over
Eat your house
Nooo
E A T Y O U R H O U S E
Y e s
E A T Y O U R M O U S E –
Wait, what mouse-
Stewart Little
spy voice NOOOOOO–
NOT STEWART
I don't respect him enough to spell his name correctly
Plus, "Stewart" is better than "Stuart"
S t u a r t
That do be true though
I’ve never seen an actual roach irl
obligatory vashposting bc i finished trigun. i will hopefully be normal about it now.
look in the mirror idk /j

I have only seen a roach in an episode of CSI NY and it was being toted as like...an accessory with jewels on it and everything? I don't fully remember that episode, just that it was weird.

Twinkyyyy
Ok why is he hot
real...
I think I’m gay for that man
REAL!!!
That man is now mine
Why is cha just dead now
it's late in some places
hai
or early depending on where you are. and in places it's not either of those things people may be busy!
greetings 
real
going to try not to trigun post anymore tonight bc it's like 1 am. i'll just become less and less comprehensible and i don't wanna accidentally spoil smth.
keeping my yapping to myself until my bf watches it
Hihi
yo
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Hru
Im good, u?
Chilling -w-
I'm just goin grandom in servers, pretty bored
the fact that these messages are the same person has me in shambles dawg 😭 /lh
Caitvi.
"I have 2 sides" ahh
fr
Damnnn all my servers are dead quiet lol
same
Oh, hey Ink!
my servers r quiet but it's like 1 am for me tbf.
👋
✨🧍♂️
ace attorney server is having a small discussion but otherwise silence from servers i'm actually active in
Noooo my faceee
?
👁️👃🏼👁️
👄
Mouth 😭😭😭
Don’t be mean! He’s just special
Ok..
👁️🦵👁️
Hmm nice nose. Smells like foot
This what happens when I don’t get enough sleep-
Relatable
👁️🦷👁️
No way I was boutta send that
AYO?!
who wants to see me play pjsk
That waist be snatched
Hello
hi
who wants to see me play pjsk (tyler the creator pfp???)
do it (I’M LISTENING TO BASTARD RN, I’M ON SARAH)
(I LOVE SARAHHH) Okay
the wolf trilogy is so good
guys what's your favourite dinosaur?

i feel the urge to make a tumblr askblog for shiggles but i have no art skills or anything so itd just be shit and no giggles
brontosaurus
stick figures
i fw the velociraptor
felt
imma femboy dm me

wild
shhhh
nah 
awww man
Hello guys
yoo
Why is it so calm here when gen 1 is going crazy
yh i like it
Man gen 1 is so chaotic😭
cause most of the people who talk here are adults with jobs and have a regular sleep schedule 😂
True 😂
lol
react to this if you're an adult with a job
Crickets
cough

@dim fog u saw my post
DId someone hit them with a brick to the jaw?😭
lol
Lmao
@proven owl im js jk btw hope u yk
ik
thnx
whys there a fire ball by one of the bots im using?
what?
im being so serious rn bro😭
I'm back everybody
welcome back ig

HOOHAA 💩
Gen 2 is full of chill guys
Soooooo guys what is your plan for today
(And nerds)
Eh that ok
Nothing. Smh
@little grove
hai wassup I’m talking in general
there we go lol
The sun is leaking
kk
Gn y'all
Thinking about writing music in my Conlangs
(only gonna dream abt that fr)
Its just dead at this time of night
Lol
i just got called a "brainrotted ipad kid" for thumbs up reacting a skit in the memes channel of another server 😭
How is that brainrotted?😭
i don't know!!! 😭
I wish y'all a nice day/night! :3
i would lung react this but i was banned from reacting cuz i kept on lung reacting things
Yo y’all had issues with AI?
Does buying plus give you more pins to use or does it just increase the bot’s memory a little?
I was snoozing dw
opinion on sweet potatos?
You guys wanna know something... MASSIVE?
IS IT THE TITANIC OR A RANDOM IBM MAINFRAME COMPUTER
Hm... not quite... but just imagine if Ninja himself... got Lowwwwww taper fadeeeeee
(I apologize for my actions)
gen 1 is something
The sun is leaking
i got someone hating on me
wait what
Yah thats a stupid ragebot
Dont notice that r0bot

hey! am new, the other chat is hella busy so i thought i'll try sending a text here 😭
Yeah well Gen2 is dead at this time of night. Try again at hours 8AM-12AM
what is even going ON in gen1😭
im scared to check
exactly my thought
its not even that bad compared to shit ive started on accident
how bad was that because gen1 is scaring the shit outta me 💀
i started a war with a pfp
so some guy is getting roasted n someone said they’re 11, same guy getting roasted is 16 and smoking, and whole lotta shit
yikes
Hi gen2
Its cause my pfp was one of a not very liked game
smoking at 16 is crazy common lol
yeah and people are freaking over it
woah and it was that big of a deal?
no way wtf
Someone said i like my sister (romantically) because of it i dont btw
i’m just listening to jazz
i'm 16 too and some of my peers freak out when i say i don't wanna smoke... crazy
yeah Im going back to youtube 😭
on one percent gonna end my battery with jazz
never touched a vape when I was in middle school, Im glad (I got asthma)
got school tomorrow too
what happened to the old days
What?
i remember when the internet was about toxic negativity not positivity
like "i will this your mother" with swear words and stuff
Your acting like its a good thing
yeah cause it wasnt boring
I prefer my IP not getting leaked after dropping a nuke in CoD with prx chat
today i learned that washing red and black dye out of my hair combines to make me look like i was murdered /j
yall see that picture of elon musk in a crop top 😞
thats unfortunate we all miss that stress
still isn't
who cares about elon musk nowadays except gay folk
The news
twitter bootlickers
news are there to provide for those that care itd be equivalent to say "the car cares about scents you hang on the rearview mirror" but it didnt buy the scent you did
changing twitter to x was the crappiest decision ever i swear
I like steam happy emoji
I think i had a stroke reading this
well guess what im a pirate and i love X so i will call it X all day
awww do you need commas
its cute
Commas make it worse
n0w wh3n w3 sp0k3 l1k3 th1s n0 0n3 c0mpl41n3d
you mean grammar 😭???