#abuse via excessive headpat administration
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constexpr People pat_targets = {
@hardy trail , @fleet dove
} // idk who else
while (true) {
new std::thread([]{ while (true) { pat(pat_targets); } });
}
overwhelming amount of headpats but multicast
(headpats claimed)
petpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpat Kernel panic - not syncing - out of memory!
you received a total of 2913788907 headpats in 12 seconds
which is brain damage headpats per second
impressive stats
w<
headpats claimed!
petpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpat Kernel panic - not syncing - out of memory!
headpats_recv_total -> 368957341 in 3 seconds
brain damage headpats per second
Can I get some headpats
headpats claimed!
petpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpatpetpatpetpetpatpetpat Kernel panic - not syncing - out of memory!
headpats: total -> 482759847 in 3 seconds
brain damage headpats per second
Woah
Can I have more























































total 3478 in 10 seconds
slight brain damage headpats per second
Woah nice thanks ;3



































































[-1380 you hit the char limit, nitro ad popped up]
total 34257698713489789143 headpats in 10 seconds
ouch headpats per second
nom
meow
headpat service currently offline try again later
(autoretry enabled, no action required)
petpetpeptepaptpaptaptepptpeptppapetppatpeptpeptpaeptpaeptpaetp (4752348 in 3 seconds)
OVER 9000!!!! headpats per second!
MEOW
"meow" - +40db no anticlipping
:3
@fleet dove new optimized headpat routine in asm
(imagine i wrote asm here)
petpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaeppt (-1828674368 in 0.1 seconds)
integer overflow headpats per second
Can I have some
@dire cairn petpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaepptpetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaeppt (-239123 in 0.001 seconds)
help i think i broke the universe headpats per second
h
@pallid shadowpetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaepptpetpetpepetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaepptptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaepptpetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaeppt (-1 in 0.0000001 seconds)
universe ran out of memory headpats per second
idk this doesn't really seem to work
someone i know does it differently in a way that does seem to work but this doesn't for some reason
wait this is not intended to cause phantom headpat sensations like at all
no not as in that
this is just a meme thread
the way the other person does it seems to genuinely calm me a little
pet pet
this is like 18.5+ quintillion headpats so obviously it's unrealistic
You will probably have brain damage if you got that many headpats per a second
that kinda works a little but still barely
reveng noises
@azure widget petpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaepptpetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptppetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptpaeptapetaetaetpaetpaeptapetpaeptaepptpetpetpeptetpetpetpatpaptpeptpaeptaetpaetppaetpaeptpaetpeaptp[clipped] (total 372289174982374 headpats - 10283 headpats per second)
(183618 continued)
total time 4 seconds to generate 193793759793751 headpats
total 29571936581 headpats per second enjoy (warning: head burn may happen)
Yay :3
(downscaled to human proportions it’s more like 100 headpats per second for years nonstop lol)
Lol
NEVERENDING HIGH SPEED HEADPATS UWUWU!

Can I have some more
(146 pats/s)
Can me has some more pats~
@azure widget 
Yay :3

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaa thanks
patpat
pats back

pats back
HEADPAT LOOP
reject the ^C
i cant it will end kill the pat process
pat process is in kernel and lockdown mode is enabled and rmmod is rm’d
is it
never ending pat loop
pats you aggressively in an attempt to make you happier
(your hair is now messy)
(impossible)
why
me with short intentionally messy hair:
Mraow
Can i steal your hair pls
mine get so messy after just changing a shirt or taking off a hat ðŸ˜
std::swap(their.hair, your.hair)
mine is messy but intentionally so
Meow meow

Mrreow

:3
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you are now cute and you cannot deny this any further
Nno u

Nnnno, U are cute.
Nnyop ur cute
this has been confirmed by a total of 11 independent individuals on ur profile
Those 11 individuals have been high when writing
But um,,, we can both be cute :3
true :33
nop
above is cute
Above is cute
Above are cute
above is cuter :P
Above is way cuter :3
above is extremely cute uwu
igjieojn noz trueee
above is cute
Above are and will forever be cute
You too
Everyone above is very cute
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cute :3
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.... My brain needs to stop autocompleting things from reading the first known words
But u r the cutie
!!! sorry lol i didn't know you would do that
Lol dw I was just like "why would he" and then I read the rest ðŸ˜
does "group headpatting" not trigger autocomplete
wtf is this thread
If I think enough about group I remember a very cursed song but nop it doesn't 








































































@azure widget

get patted cutie
Am not cute
u are

Nuh uh
i could take a few at the moment

free for anyone
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uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
very cute fox
i explode



Thanks

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No
Don't
I don't want to be touched, do not
Rude.




I'll remember that
If someone doesn't want pats don't give them some only give pats to people who want them
True
NOOOO im soo sowyyyyyy
1746 headpats en route via drone
Fine but if I say no then next time it's no 
@raw lava @azure widget

hhdjvjwnbrkwbdjrbe
Such a cute girl
bjddtgcjbmnchfbb

Whaaaa
Nop it's uu
Yop

both cute
I'm uncuter
Nop
Yop
Nopp
Nuh
Yop
Nop
I'm uncute tho
let’s all cuddle in vencord meetup #2
whats meetup #1?
literally the most risky sleepover ever
you and pingu
sleepover with multiple others = nop
for me it would be heaven lmao
how
multicast cuddles
people are scary 
literally getting surrounded by cuddles and headpats i would not survive (actually i already died inside a little bit writing this knowing it will never happen)
patting hugging and cuddling catpeople and doing the same back to them would be insane
also imagine the overclock i could achieve the next day
would become a 100x developer
yea
ok then i will organize it in vrchat
like that everybody can go use their favorite meow.wav
Estonia
Finland
Yop 
I had someone in my class called finn once and I have a scar because of him

Nah

Blud started holding my by the throat and I did the same but pressed hard enough for him to have to push his nail into my hand so bad that it started to bleed for me to let go of him and not have him drop unconscious
And I still have a scar from that
wtf is happening at your school
Ignore it
But it's a funny scar
It reminds me that I'm physically stronger than I think I am

Don't pat me for that
I should've killed and not let go
/j
have a headpat anyway 
Nop
@reef frost
























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eepy
so eepy
so so so eepy
bwa
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hisssssssssssssss
@gusty yacht

nyaaa-
good evemeowing cuties
meoww
8pm already
Yop


Bwaa
only 8pm horror
I have made it to chimeraos installer after alot of pain
@gusty yacht

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Bwsbabsbbsbs
tmrw is gonna be horrible probably
why not 
better be depressed in a stadium about a loss than at home
can have a beer against the pain
/hj
i guess
i could buy actual high % alcohol and get myself drnuk
why
because bad
how
because bad
why
bad because
as long as ur alive and well after
(that's what im fearing will not be the case)
why fear

hissssss

why sad face
Why hisssss
touching me bad
Sorry
dont deserve
@gusty yacht

nuh uh
@azure widget eepy,,
So eepy
Eep
:c


wget -c:

@raw lava @azure widget @reef frost



Bwaa 
Why does body hair exist
I might go for laser removal
But so expensive
Bwaa

no u


no u 
Nou 
let’s agree to pat eachother then 

@reef frost @gusty yacht @azure widget

Nouuu 
Bwaa




Nou 
who wants one
Hii

Bwaa

@dire cairn @reef frost
Thanks


thanks :3 




@gusty yacht

@reef frost 





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bweeehhh
i melt
Same,,,
wholesome headpattery
Yop
.<
~<
for anyone
@reef frost
fedowa
congrats
Got stuff working now
Toshiba hdd is still dead though
would probably need to buy adapter and wipe it
if it's dead it is likely you will need physical methods
Im not sure what exactly it is, but potentially dead yeah
Ive used that hdd in the laptop a few years ago and it worked normally, until like last year when all it showed when booting was a _ and making beep sounds
oof
@gusty yacht @azure widget



@pallid shadow

@azure widget


You will eep
Why
Torture
Don't
abwa
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no u qt 
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Kernel panic (headpat overload) - not syncing (or thinking)
@gusty yacht @raw lava 
hshsasbsbshshshsbbs


@reef frost @gusty yacht @azure widget 



can i get sum XD
not with those "pronouns" sorry
Helicopters deserver pats as well ;<
pats with missile crashing noises
@gusty yacht @reef frost


@reef frost i assume you're familiar with wine?
meow!
meow
i just want go get one thing, running and its telling me to install some runtime shit
i downloaded and same thing
what thing and what runtime
ds4windows, .net desktop runtime
did you install dotnet in the same wineprefix
i just
downloaded wine, created bottle, wanted to run exe of windows, asked me to download the .net exe, did that, now im here
are you using some kind of bottle manager
oh ok
i have no experience with that but find an option to find the wineprefix path then run WINEPREFIX=/that/path WINEARCH=(the same arch that bottles launches wine as) dotnet.exe
also find the winearch (it’s not your computer architecture or the exe architecture, iirc you need to match that)
otherwise launch the app through bottles and copy the wine command from ps lmao
(replacing the exe)
? (i haven't done much with linux so i may be stupid)
launch app then
ps aux | grep wine
yes
it’s ok 
that’s your host name lol
:/
you might be better off asking in general or in a wine server
unfortunate
might be binfmt and idk how that works
oh wtf
yea
it opened the runtime installer
meow
bruh lmao

only manager thing open
i saw that cofee or whatever was better than soda
might try that rq
wine debugger opened and did some stuff for a second
now gone again
crash
am i just screwed then
where
google wine appdb or something idk
i don't have lagspikes but moth brain power is proving itself to be the case because i just can't fucking keep up half the time
idk which one it is
seems like i need an older version of the thing
almost never
check appdb if it’s broken then rip and use vm lol
or ask elsewhere bc idk wine that much tbh

it might be pipewire tbh
i had that sometimes
or pulse
osu slows down or accelerates to sync with audio
if it does too much it kicks you from online lol
either way doesn't feel like audio issue
but it hardsyncs to audio
feels like it is more a me issue though
oh ok
does it change pitch when changing speed for you?
i gtg do stuff so maybe ask some people in general lol
kind of
alr, ty regardless
yeah the pitch doesn't change even a cent
there are artifacts
oh ok
then all i can offer are 
i love
pat it
@reef frost



