🪅-progaming

[fierce pendant]

#🪅-progaming ❌
lesbian

[deep mulch]

true

[royal nymph]

work on minkinator @deep mulch

[deep mulch]

soon

[vagrant crescent]

I am in need of a professional opinion (if possible): is it possible to make a jvm like instance supporting android apis inside rust in a way that allows interception of dex/bytecode at runtime, so that kotlin extensions could work in a multiplatform context?

[royal nymph]

everything is possible if you believe, but this does seem very very insane so the better question is whether you should and the answer to that is no

[vagrant crescent]

but

[royal nymph]

what kotlin extensions are you even referring to

[vagrant crescent]

mihon/aniyomi extensions are, whats the word, and well maintained

[royal nymph]

they should work fine on jvm unless you mean android specific apis, which you would have to reimplement

[vagrant crescent]

https://github.com/keiyoushi/extensions-source

https://github.com/yuzono/anime-extensions

[vagrant crescent]

yeah

i just know that itll get overly complex rlly fast

[royal nymph]

why not just use an emulator / android compatibility layer

[vagrant crescent]

thats.....

[deep mulch]

yes but that would be very difficult

[vagrant crescent]

im trying to make it work on ios

[vagrant crescent]

😔

[vagrant crescent]

a lot of the manga/anime app's that do have a sourcing system are rlly limited in terms of choice of content

[royal nymph]

you would have to port these things by rewriting them without android specific apis

but this entire thing seems like an android app so would have to rewrite that from scratch anyway

[vagrant crescent]

but that would mean i need to maintain them when they eventually break

if i make the dex bytecode thing it js works its just to get to that point that is the issue

thanks for the input, noted

[royal nymph]

I think you're vastly underestimating how realistic / doable this is

[vagrant crescent]

UNDERESTIMATING???

😭

u are very motivating

such a kind soul

[royal nymph]

no, bad wording

underestimating how much of a feat that would be :P

[vagrant crescent]

yeah i figured

[deep mulch]

yes

vee is a very kind soul

@royal nymph

[vagrant crescent]

basically a reqrite of an android enviroment

[royal nymph]

and I think you have the wrong idea

[vagrant crescent]

oop

[deep mulch]

sober runs the roblox android app on desktop somehow

[royal nymph]

I mean that's easy

can just use existing things for that

[vagrant crescent]

didnt google release an android emulator for games a while ago

he/she might be using that

[deep mulch]

its not

[deep mulch]

there isnt

its weird

[vagrant crescent]

crazy

[royal nymph]

are those things you linked not extensions for an android app? how would you use these extensions without the app

[vagrant crescent]

kmp

i think it should work

[vagrant crescent]

like u said, basically rewriting the app

[royal nymph]

if you rewrite the entire app you might as well also rewrite those extensions

could probably even rewrite the extensions with ai

[vagrant crescent]

i barely even know how webscraping works IN JS

its on the list of things i wanna learn

[vagrant crescent]

in ai we trust

[lyric latch]

in ai we thrust

[vagrant crescent]

ai goated to give you a sense of direction with stuff

[shrewd canopy]

It does not

It's a VM

[deep mulch]

i never said it wasnt a VM

[fierce pendant]

r/mygirlfriendisai

[torpid solar]

No it's not

From sober faq directly

"Sober crafts a specialized runtime for the Android version of Roblox. Effectively, it bridges the small gap between Android and Linux, allowing for a native unofficial port."

On top of that

Running it in a vm would be a lot more resource demanding

[jade stone]

:?:

[winged mantle]

❓

[fierce pendant]

frend uses nixos like arch without ever changing their config

[pseudo sierra]

but why just use arch atp

[fierce pendant]

they had installation issues <3

[fierce pendant]

should we tomato them

[queen jasper]

is arch really all that

i've seen glazed everywhere to the point the only thing i know about linux is there exist a distro called arch

before knowing ubento or the rest

[solemn ravine]

So good that a full system upgrade could cause problems if you’re either outdated by a few months or you theme

[patent vortex]

luna: user error rtfm etc

[solemn ravine]

But at least pacman is fast

I use cachy ironically knowing these problems, I’m not one that does much in my system for pacman to cause any issues

https://tenor.com/view/ferris-rust-rustlang-crab-ferris-crab-gif-27435390

[frosty obsidian]

basically arch just requires you to not be stupid

if you want something more up to date but also more stable then use fedora

[fleet cedar]

That's not true, you need two things:

• not be stupid
• follow their undocumented blog to learn of breaking changes

[frosty obsidian]

wdym undocumented its the main page of their website

[pseudo sierra]

the wiki also tells you to read it before upgrading

[fleet cedar]

Yeah and who the heck does that?

[patent vortex]

I remember when I was installing arch but their systemd package post-install script was broken so I just had to go without an OS for a day

[pseudo sierra]

reading?

[patent vortex]

I mean it's a bleeding edge distro

[fleet cedar]

Updating is yay -Syu, not firefox archlinux.org/whatever; sleep 1000; yay -Syu

[patent vortex]

even with void I sometimes check even though I have NEVER had a breakage

[frosty obsidian]

*paru

[patent vortex]

https://voidlinux.org/news/2026/03/firmware-compression.html only manual intervention I've ever seen from them (which didn't apply to almost everyone)

[frosty obsidian]

nothing ever breaks for me either but i have cosmic luck so i don't count

[patent vortex]

it takes like 20 seconds really

it's not like you have to read every post ever

[royal nymph]

I used arch for years and never had any problems tbh and I never cared about their news

but fedora is just better

[patent vortex]

only real issue I had
then I just waited until the next day

[winged mantle]

lol managed to get a set of compile args where linking to SDL fails unless i specify -fsanitize=address,undefined

not using object files (-c), just compiling all the files and linking in one stage where the compiler sorts out that annoying stuff

works if i reorder arguments

but the order doesn't matter with sanitizers

i love gcc

[deep mulch]

nop

I've ran arch for years and only times it's imploded was like two or three times

I usually just blindly update and nothing happens

[solemn ravine]

nop
I've ran arch for years and only times it's imploded was like two or three times
expects me to believe it doesn’t happen..

[deep mulch]

not really

I had a broken pacman hook that temporarily locked me out cause mkinitcpio didn't run but that was my fault for misconfiguring

[winged mantle]

what if there were distros where you didn't even need to know what the hell mkinitcpio is

[deep mulch]

there are

I like knowing how my system works

[winged mantle]

ah, it's the image that the bootloader hands to the kernel

like a png?

[solemn ravine]

May I suggest, NixOS?

[deep mulch]

nop

[winged mantle]

gentoo

[deep mulch]

nixos documentation and horrible syntax will keep me from ever using it again

[winged mantle]

what if you could configure your system using kotlin

[deep mulch]

Idk it wouldn't be appropriate language for config

[fierce pendant]

arch never broke for me thats debian propaganda dont listen

[solemn ravine]

Can’t say I disagree when I used Debian and did a dist upgrade it broke everything and I couldn’t login anymore

[fierce pendant]

today arch broke my graphics drivers and i needed to rebuild dkms or something

but its not an arch issue

its my fault for using nividia

[deep mulch]

dist upgrade so scary

[deep mulch]

should be auto triggered by pacman hook

nvidia-dkms package always triggers rebuild

works for me

[fierce pendant]

yeah

[royal nymph]

@deep mulch make Gradle Linux

it's like nixos but you configure via gradle build.kts scripts

and gradle daemon handles everything

[deep mulch]

sooon

sadan would love

[fierce pendant]

@royal nymph make vencord linux

[deep mulch]

@royal nymph make vencord linux

[fierce pendant]

@royal nymph make vencord linux

[winged mantle]

guess what this code does

(obfuscated)

[fierce pendant]

kendrick lamar

[gilded surge]

wow really

[deep mulch]

aaaa

[unkempt ember]

Is it the AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! programming language ?

[queen jasper]

why are like all hyprland screenshots i've seen all have ai wallpapers

[fierce pendant]

what

[fierce pendant]

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[jade stone]

Nop

[deep mulch]

@jade stone

https://github.com/raphiz/buildGradleApplication HUSK

EW

NDHDHSNDJEJDBWHD

[vagrant crescent]

so many copies of the avatar movie in ultra ultra HD ❤️

[sage hamlet]

finally! my OS configuration can depend on the whims of gradle

[deep mulch]

YOU

[sage hamlet]

me

helo

[deep mulch]

you have arrived

[sage hamlet]

i like the a vencord

[frosty obsidian]

gradle isn't that bad for config tbh

[sage hamlet]

=)

[deep mulch]

your arrival was prophecized

[sage hamlet]

that's worrying

[frosty obsidian]

its bad bc its slow but thats just bc of the jvm

[deep mulch]

@sage hamlet say "@frosty obsidian finish gloom" it's for a good reason

[sage hamlet]

yeah my least favorite part of using kotlin is the tooling because it's all JVM shit

[frosty obsidian]

kotlin buildscripts are good imo

[sage hamlet]

i dont think ive ever imported a cloned intellij or android studio project that uses gradle and had it work without at least 20 minutes of fucking with it

[frosty obsidian]

i do like programmatic configuration

[deep mulch]

I like the config too

[jade stone]

@sage hamlet JUMPSCARE

[sage hamlet]

I have a feeling there's more to this that I'm not aware of

[deep mulch]

@jade stone satan

[sage hamlet]

you

[jade stone]

nop

[jade stone]

you

[sage hamlet]

i like the ven cord

[sage hamlet]

Oh

we dont need to do that

[deep mulch]

you

[jade stone]

@glossy remnant she's real

[sage hamlet]

why are there so many of you

[deep mulch]

@glossy remnant

[glossy remnant]

holy crap ..

[glossy remnant]

ive been here broseph

[sage hamlet]

excuse me for not knowing broseidon

[deep mulch]

broseph

[glossy remnant]

you have been forgiven brosahedron

[jade stone]

@deep mulch send minky

[glossy remnant]

i require minkyposting

[sage hamlet]

i dont keep track of your servers brogasm

[gilded surge]

car

[jade stone]

mink

[gilded surge]

git sticker

[sage hamlet]

thing i got termites in unfrtunate palces. can vencord help with this 👍

[jade stone]

maybe

[sage hamlet]

they are destrying my livelihood

[deep mulch]

termites inside my pc

[sage hamlet]

just boot up teardown

[deep mulch]

True

[jade stone]

Eat

[deep mulch]

soon

[sage hamlet]

nutritious meal

protein

[supple whale]

@jade stone any idea why this try catch doesnt work then CONSTRUCT is used?

try {
  const { parent, RawValue, lastSegment } = filterPath(path, obj)
  switch (type) {
    case MessageType.GET:
      returnValue = RawValue
      break
    case MessageType.SET:
      parent[lastSegment!] = fromWireValue(data.value, ep)
      returnValue = true
      break
    case MessageType.APPLY:
      returnValue = RawValue.apply(parent, argumentList)
      break
    case MessageType.CONSTRUCT:
      returnValue = proxy(new RawValue(...argumentList))
      break
    case MessageType.RELEASE:
      returnValue = undefined
      break
    default:
      return
  }
} catch (value) {
  returnValue = { value, [throwMarker]: 0 }
}

RawValue is just:

nvm, nodejs terminal is just shit

and cant keep up

uuugh

im making async constructors sync

by defering their construct calls to their already async methods

and its not going well

i'm stuck on the last 10%

[jade stone]

async ctors

[supple whale]

yep

like say on a worker

or a thread

i just do await new ThreadedClass(args)

i dont care that its an underlyign worker

import { Worker } from 'worker_threads'

import { wrap } from '../src/abslink.ts'

import type { Test } from './worker'

const worker = new Worker(new URL('./worker.ts', import.meta.url))

const TestClass = wrap<typeof Test>(worker)

const x = new TestClass()

previously i did

const x = await new TestClass()

which is good if you want safety that the class constructed

[supple whale]

YESSS I FUCKING DID IT

as always i'm the best to ever do it

[sage hamlet]

i think i can count the amount of times ive seen await new in 8 years of writing js on two hands

that scares me a little bit

[fierce pendant]

twice, always from @supple whale

[sage hamlet]

theres a very limited amount of use cases i can imagine await new in but i think they are at least genuine and make sense

[supple whale]

what i do is i turn workers into async classes functions or objects

with full typing support

and when you write code, you interface with the object like it was simply an async class

but in practice it serializes all calls via postmessage and onmessage

so it needs to be awaited, always, since it is trully async

thus, constructing classes exposed by the worker, also needs to be async

since the constructor can also throw, you need the result

but i decided i want support for both async and sync constructors

[sage hamlet]

this is intriguing

[supple whale]

where sync constructors would throw if the constructor errored only on a method call

rather than the construct itself

its unsafe, sure, but it lets you access the class instantly instead of waiting for it to settle

this is simply because while i might have the codebase to support async construtors, developers which consume my lib dont

say u have a class which constructs a bunch of async classes that are on workers

that class would then also need to be async

but not all devs/codebases might support that

but yeah, the more i think about this, the less i like this idea tbf

the "sync" constructors part that is

[sage hamlet]

na bro we just await new Promise(res => setTimeout(res, 10000));

[supple whale]

timeouts are banned in my codebase

only abortsignal.timeout is allowed

and well requestIdleCallback

[supple whale]

i used them in a job interview

the guy gave me a raised eyebrow, because he hadnt seen the pattern before

[fierce pendant]

cool

[supple whale]

didnt get the job, probs was a mistake to use them

[fierce pendant]

you have a job?

[supple whale]

XD

no XD

[fierce pendant]

haha

lol

[supple whale]

i think its mostly because of the TS discussion

[fierce pendant]

whatz

[supple whale]

the company was a very much "old NodeJS" type of company

[fierce pendant]

oh

yeah

[supple whale]

aka only use require(), only use JS etc

and i told them that i used to be like that too, becuase TS was dogshit, but its gotten better over the years

and i default to it now

[fierce pendant]

dont work there, if they dont use nextJSv67 dont work there

[supple whale]

nah it was strictly a nodejs company

thye are the people who wrote like 70% of the old nodejs packages

[fierce pendant]

nextjs as in incel vercel js framework

[supple whale]

shit like browserify wouldnt exist without them

browserify aka the thing that then lead to webpack, then snowpack, and all the other bundlers

they made all the nodejs for web packages like buffer, process, etc etc etc

well "that group of people"

rly wanted that job maaaan

[fierce pendant]

what company (wanna harass on linkedin)

[supple whale]

https://holepunch.to/

the interview was meant to happen on their p2p discord clone

which didnt support windows 10 which is what im running

so that was a fun talk...

[fierce pendant]

oh the pear people.....

ai slop

[supple whale]

yeah they are critically understaffed and underfunded

but the software they write is cool

[fierce pendant]

i dont like how intertwined p2p is with cryptocurrency, i just dont like it

[supple whale]

not very related at all

its closer to a torrent client

than crypto

[fierce pendant]

yes i know

but i was on their p2p discord clone ones, and it was mostly cryptocurrency talk

from what it felt like

[supple whale]

i think its whatever pays the bills for them tbf

its like that with startups

their marketting team simply sucks

[supple whale]

const hex: string[] = []
const alphabet = '0123456789abcdef'

for (let i = 0; i < 256; i++) {
  hex[i] = alphabet[i >> 4 & 0xf]! + alphabet[i & 0xf]!
}
let step = 0
let buffer = ''

function randomId () {
  let i = 0
  if (!buffer || ((step + 16) > 256 * 2)) {
    for (buffer = '', step = 0; i < 256; ++i) {
      buffer += hex[Math.random() * 256 | 0]
    }
  }

  return buffer.substring(step, ++step + 16)
}

unsafe random ID, but so fast

[drifting juniper]

How’s everyone doing

I got a question for you guys

It’s there a code you guys can write to block from seeing anyone what you’re using ??

[fleet cedar]

Easy

Wrap your computer in a 20cm thick casing of lead

[drifting juniper]

How’s everyone doing

[fleet cedar]

Sounds promising, I'll admit I haven't kept up with those privacy measures the last few weeks

[sage hamlet]

if you make it large enough it eventually becomes safe. trust me bro

[supple whale]

i just need fast unique id

not secure unique id

[sage hamlet]

the longer the ID the smaller the chance of a collision 😇

[fleet cedar]

Timestamp?

[supple whale]

not unique

[fleet cedar]

Snowflake, then

[supple whale]

too expensive

what i did is simply perfect

[fleet cedar]

More expensive than fifty random()?

Doubt it

[supple whale]

yes, calling Math.random() each time i want an id generated is too expensive

[royal nymph]

let id = 0;
const getId = () => ++i

you're welcome

[supple whale]

which is why i wrore what i wrote

[royal nymph]

Fast and unique 🚀

[supple whale]

int limit is a thing

[royal nymph]

let id = 0n;
const getId = () => "" +++i

fixed

[supple whale]

bigint is too expensive

its not close to costless like int

[fierce pendant]

i like ulids

you should use ulids

[supple whale]

bigint is actually expensive as fuck

[sage hamlet]

what are you doing where you're worried about rolling over the integer limit AND snowflake/bigint are too expensive AND you're generating IDs too fast for timestamps to be viable

don't answer that

uhhh

[supple whale]

IPC

communication between worker threads simply

[supple whale]

% Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER is smth i considered

but never profiled how expensive that is tbf

i see % and i automatically shiver

[sage hamlet]

it's like 40 cycles

[royal nymph]

why do u need it to be that fast? I also made ipc with nonces for Vesktop and I just use uuids

[supple whale]

because ipc for vesktop is called maybe 2 max 3 times per second

[royal nymph]

yeah

[supple whale]

this is designed to be called 10k times per second

[royal nymph]

I'm mainly asking why u need ipc to be called that often xD

[supple whale]

because [multi]threading often requires it

ipc isnt only communicate remotely tru a channel

but also offload work to another process, cuz this one cant keep up

that automatically implies, there's a lot of work!

i ran this lib on an auction house once, as a load balancer

and id generation was 2nd most expensive thing, right after message serialziation

but yeah Math.trunc(Math.random() * Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER)

[sage hamlet]

if you really want fast unique-ish numbers you should just fold your entire function down into (Math.random() * 1e9) | 0

[supple whale]

was what i ran previously

and its 93% slower than my current ID system

[sage hamlet]

youve kind of built a cathedral to avoid buying a doorstop i feel

snowflake/bigint are basically free compared to your current function

[supple whale]

no, i built a perfectly acceptable solution to a real problem

[sage hamlet]

function id() {
  let out = ''
  for (let i = 0; i < 16; i++) {
    out += (Math.random() * 16 | 0).toString(16)
  }
  return out
}

/shrug

[supple whale]

thats like 95% slower

i could profile actually

gotta fix these typedefs dfirst

[sage hamlet]

runs 10k times in 2.8ms

[supple whale]

thats too slow.

you dont understand what im saying

this random id is called TWICE, EACH time you call a function

[sage hamlet]

yeah after benchmark yours is about 230ns faster per operation so you are technically right though im less sure about the tradeoffs

[sage hamlet]

i get that. but can i ask a genuine question

[fierce pendant]

use ulids

[supple whale]

https://www.npmjs.com/package/tiny-ulid
?

[sage hamlet]

how often are you calling the aforementioned "a function" that you're willing to make the tradeoff of keeping state and periodic spikes when refilling that buffer instead of accepting 300ns instead of 60ns

[supple whale]

uses crypto, also >90% slower

[supple whale]

yes, because its throughput that matters, not latency

[fierce pendant]

https://github.com/ulid/spec

[supple whale]

well hit me once u find some actually fast code for this

[fierce pendant]

who needs fast

bruh

[supple whale]

i just explained why i did lmfao

[sage hamlet]

you could be calling it 1 million times/sec and still not hitting any issue and you're willing to make the tradeoff of code that has to maintain state, periodically spike latency and is harder to read at first glance

you're not technically wrong but it definitely feels like premature optimization

you optimized 200ns off of something that even a 15 year old smartphone would be able to keep up with

[supple whale]

premature optimization that came from a profiling investigation

where this was almost 30% of the CPU time

nice conversation

i optimised it, because it's a hot path, that showed up when i was profiling my code

simply

you're new, so you simply dont know who you're talking to XD

[sage hamlet]

im not writing whatever you are but i struggle to believe theres really no better way to do this ¯_(ツ)_/¯

idk

[supple whale]

i'm the senior "do unhinged shit with JS" autist of this server

well you need an ID system

[sage hamlet]

i still need to get back to... my own personal debugging hell before i got sidetracked

[supple whale]

for an IPC message channel

[sage hamlet]

networking is fucked up in my os in a very subtle way and i still havent figured out how to reproduce it

but occasionally tcpd will simply cease to work

[deep mulch]

soon tetros will have tcp networking

[sage hamlet]

if you build your own OS and you put networking in the kernel i'm coming to your house

[supple whale]

that sounds aids

the closest i had was me havign to implement http[s] on iOS

because apple is gay

and are fucking twats

and fuck apple

[sage hamlet]

fun fact: every major OS in use today already uses kernel networking

windows, linux, macOS, all of them have a major portion of the network stack in the kernel

you have to have some in the kernel obviously but for my OS the kernel involvement stops at layer 2

layer 3 and above is userspace's responsibility

for something like linux the kernel handles up to like layer 4 and sometimes into 5 but my OS effectively just forwards ethernet frames to user programs

[tired vigil]

@supple whale
gen question
since you care so much abt performance, why do you keep using javascript 😭

[deep mulch]

evil

[supple whale]

HORRIFICLY low cost of entry, low development cost, and JS perf isnt actually bad

simply put, 90% of the expensive shit in JS is offloaded to native APIs

which are... native, so arleady fast

[royal nymph]

JS performance can be incredible if u dont write shitcode (and avoid poor performing apis)

[supple whale]

JS is just glue to stitch said fast native APIs together

which in itself isnt that expensive

want fast decompression? dont fucking write js for it, use the native api, want networking? use the fucking native api. want FS? use the fucking native api. want fetch? use the native api. want hashing? use the fucking native api

its trully that simple

bluetooth? HID? usb?

you guessed it. native api.

my library for rendering subtitles, IN BROWSER, is now faster than the same lib running in a C player aka mpv

which is known to be the fastest.

[tired vigil]

insane

[supple whale]

saying "js is slow" is synomymous with saying "I dont know how to write JS"

and the best part of all this, is i dont need to fucking wait 10 days for compile times, i dont need to fuck with cmake, SIMD, cross platform compat etc

i dont give a fuck, i write JS, i can test and preview it instantly with HMR, 0 wait time

and its just as fast, no cancer native code shittery, pitfals etc

[deep mulch]

insane

[sage hamlet]

nah this is real

most of V8 is insanely optimized and/or hitting native APIs

[fierce pendant]

true

[sage hamlet]

youll always have overhead because its interpreted and whatnot and obviously cant match C in some workloads but theres a large amount of situations where the tradeoffs are worth it and its just Better

[fierce pendant]

i should write a js framework in rust

[supple whale]

i mean for browsers that's true

[sage hamlet]

call it v10

[supple whale]

but if you pre-compile ur v8 code to bytecode, u can tell v8 to be agressive

and it will perform a LOT better

[royal nymph]

tbf it still is slow haha, you're just bypassing the slowness by using native apis and/or JIT

[supple whale]

well yeah ofc

but thats saying "yeah if we ignore the fast parts of JS its slow"

[sage hamlet]

if you want to go that way yeah but not exactly slow where it counts

[supple whale]

like no... thats not JS at that point

[royal nymph]

like fucking nodejs Buffer class, that shit performs so poorly compared to raw Uint8Array it's not even funny

[fierce pendant]

its not a runtime its like ruby on rails but without Dovod Honsomooor Honson

[supple whale]

but yeah there are cases where there are no native impls for JS, and then ur kinda cucked

but NAPI exists

and is our savior for performance

[supple whale]

well i mean it was created b4 uint8 existed

[sage hamlet]

oh i misread

[supple whale]

and now its suffering from "maintain backwards compat"

[sage hamlet]

ms windows:

[royal nymph]

huh really? I thought u8a was first since Buffer even extends u8a

i guess that makes sense though

[supple whale]

yep

but if you use it as a uint8array, aka only use the uint8 methods its suepr fast

[fierce pendant]

dovod honsomooor honson

[supple whale]

just dont use the buffer methods simply

[sage hamlet]

i thought you meant an engine and am stupid

[supple whale]

same for nodejs stream, it's also super old, and supers low

[sage hamlet]

spare my wretched life

[supple whale]

async iterators so much faster

[jade stone]

[sage hamlet]

put that away there are children here

[deep mulch]

kill

[deep mulch]

Sloppy Satan @jade stone

[fierce pendant]

rust has better memory safety and performance

[pseudo sierra]

salad

[royal nymph]

[supple whale]

i highly recommend you waste 4 months of ur life learning NAPI and Rusty bindings

[royal nymph]

I used a bit of napi before

[supple whale]

its pretty much exposing native code as JS code

[jade stone]

napi isn't that bad

[supple whale]

for perf its GREAT

not... so much for sanity

[deep mulch]

I like rust

[supple whale]

i mean fuck i love NAPI

[sage hamlet]

https://www.npmjs.com/package/@napi-rs/canvas dropin replacement for nodejs canvas my beloved

[supple whale]

it saved me in perf so many times

but.... writing NAPI makes me want to KMS

[jade stone]

i mean writing it

[supple whale]

because writing native code is always fucking ass

[royal nymph]

true...

[supple whale]

but fucking

[fierce pendant]

capitalizing kms in the big 26

[supple whale]

deno implements NAPI 1:1 with their rusty bindings

we love deno!

[jade stone]

https://napi.rs is pretty nice

you also get typescript d.ts generation

[sage hamlet]

napi-rs/canvas i love

[royal nymph]

I wish this didn't result in such bloated binaries but ig it's rust so that was always a given

[fierce pendant]

why are yall mad i use bun

[shrewd canopy]

Literally a skill issue
It takes like 4 cycles maximum

[supple whale]

mfw this is barely competetive with node-canvas

which is legacy

XD

[royal nymph]

it works better for me

it has better emoji rendering ootb and it's so much easier to get working

[sage hamlet]

the nice part is that it doesnt just fail to build on some random configurations and pull in a ton of system build dependencies like normal canvas

[royal nymph]

yeah this

[supple whale]

yeah i remember getting node-canvas to run on a vps was ass

[sage hamlet]

i'm willing to make the little sacrifice in performance for that

[jade stone]

node-gyp my behated

[sage hamlet]

yup

[supple whale]

yeah, then i can agree this is better

[fierce pendant]

i <3 bun

[supple whale]

i had issues with that too on node canvas

[supple whale]

mods, twist this guy's balls!

[royal nymph]

it's not gyp's fault tbh

[jade stone]

still hate it

[royal nymph]

it's just that node-canvas needs a lot of dependencies

[sage hamlet]

i have reservations about bun mostly because its built with zig

[royal nymph]

the rust rewrite uses skia so you need no dependencies

[jade stone]

i have reservations about bun mostly because it sucks

[royal nymph]

who cares what it's written in

[deep mulch]

@jade stone

[fierce pendant]

why

whats wrong with bun

[deep mulch]

sadan wishes bun was written in nix

[royal nymph]

bun has much more pressing issues than what language it was written in

[jade stone]

yop

[supple whale]

bun is so ass its unfunny

and its not even fast

;-;

we've had this convo b4, and pretty much every1 agrees, bun is slop

[fierce pendant]

i have no issues with bun though

[royal nymph]

like all the aislop, instability, the fact that using any of its "good features" results in a vendor lock-in, and also the fact that there really isn't much of a use case for bun

[fierce pendant]

but it works for meeeeeeee

[sage hamlet]

not my experience but actual thing that happened regarding zig

[supple whale]

"we made this native module which causes lock-in, and its x2 faster than the legacy nodejs module on npm, that with a minor update would be faster than our native code!"

and CONICIDENTALLY they never profile vs NAPI modules

because they'd loose hard XD

[fierce pendant]

but it works for me!!!!!!!!

oh

wait

maybe i should switch to deno

maybe i am the problem

hmm

[jade stone]

character growth

[supple whale]

this means you simply dont need bun

[deep mulch]

deno is alright I think, I haven't used it enough to develop a full opinion though

[supple whale]

and your project will run even on a fucking go based JS runtime

[jade stone]

tbh i've barely used deno

[supple whale]

deno is good, but no docs, and no community

so its hard to use

[jade stone]

node works well enough

[fierce pendant]

what

[fierce pendant]

i like the file system apis

[sage hamlet]

deno kinda markets itself as a drop-in repalcement for node and then theres a bunch of edge cases where it's not a drop-in replacement at all

last i used it at least

[jade stone]

nodejs just works™

[sage hamlet]

other than that i like it i nmost cases

[shrewd canopy]

Hot take: JS is slow for massive mathematics

[sage hamlet]

this is true to some extent

[deep mulch]

true

[supple whale]

pre deno-2 that was true

now not so much

[fierce pendant]

not what js is meant for

[supple whale]

meanwhile bun has this exact problem

till today.

[sage hamlet]

if you need to do a ton of giant math though yeah dont use js

[jade stone]

doesnt python have a bunch of libs written in c for math

[sage hamlet]

use c++ or something

that too

[deep mulch]

technically js was meant for the web but it's gone far beyond the original idea

[sage hamlet]

python adds overhead though

[jade stone]

yeah but you don't have to touch cmake

[sage hamlet]

im writing an entire os in c++ without cmake

[jade stone]

how do i build it on windows

[fierce pendant]

you dont

its that shrimple

[sage hamlet]

probably just make tbh

just use mingw or wsl like a normal person

[jade stone]

windows on arm ❤️

[shrewd canopy]

You can build OS on Windows (e.g UEFI applications must use ms abi)
In fact Windows itself is built on itself

[sage hamlet]

does wsl not support windows on arm

[jade stone]

ehhhh

it's kinda wonky

and slow

[fierce pendant]

i feel sorry for microsoft devs, they have to use windows to create windows

[sage hamlet]

microsoft problem, not a me problem

[jade stone]

cygwin (which mingw is based on) doesn't have arm binaries yet

[supple whale]

yeah nodejs got a lot better

tho i dislike the new bloat

with them embedding sqlite and the like

nodejs binary is +10MB as of 2 years ago

it sucks.

[sage hamlet]

my makefile works fine you just have to change a few executable paths. no cmake in the entire repo

[jade stone]

can you build without sqlite

[supple whale]

yeah, but its just an example

[sage hamlet]

you probably can but i imagine its a build flag

[supple whale]

of the scope creep

[sage hamlet]

aka on by default in most distributions

[supple whale]

yeah its a compile flag for the library itself

yep

i mean i compile nodejs myself, so its not a problem

but just, in general as an example the scope creep is bad

tho the FFI implementation is welcome.

[deep mulch]

use arch

[sage hamlet]

i'm glad that this is a thing

this is really good

[fierce pendant]

sqlite amalgination mentioned

[deep mulch]

god

[sage hamlet]

node is larger than my initramfs

just to cover my bases

[jade stone]

@sage hamlet make an os in react

[sage hamlet]

node is larger than my vmlinuz+initramfs combined

[fierce pendant]

what is react

[deep mulch]

satan would make an os in react

[sage hamlet]

tell you what. you go ahead and implement all the plumbing to make react work on bare metal and then ill do that

[jade stone]

https://github.com/Shopify/react-native-skia

[supple whale]

this is why bare is kinda nice....

[sage hamlet]

okay you're about 2% of the way there

wheres the rest

[supple whale]

but then again, 0 docs, 0 libs, 0 examples etc

[deep mulch]

I mean there's documentation but it's literally hundreds of pages long specifications

[sage hamlet]

@deep mulch your os needs to do windows 2000's active desktop but better

[deep mulch]

yes

[fierce pendant]

can you please write a glob library for typscript in assembly

[sage hamlet]

where the desktop wallpaper is a webpage

[deep mulch]

I will recreate windows 2000

[sage hamlet]

in that case you need to recreate DOS first

[supple whale]

im always available for hire

^^

[jade stone]

https://github.com/glzr-io/zebar

[jade stone]

doesn't node already provide fs.glob

[sage hamlet]

in assembly ?

[jade stone]

oh

[supple whale]

BRO MY FREE CASH, STFU

[sage hamlet]

writing a 300 line wrapper for fs.glob

[jade stone]

dw, it's not in asm

[sage hamlet]

@supple whale why doesnt your glob library work on armhf

plz fix

[supple whale]

wdym it does

im running it on android

:)))

[sage hamlet]

the assembly one for node does not work on my 15 year old chromebook plz 2 fix

i dont think any android device in the last like 8 years has been true armhf has it

[deep mulch]

no I don't think so

[sage hamlet]

even the $50 drug dealer phones are just normal v7

[deep mulch]

I think even my Amazon Kindle is like armv7 and that thing was $30

[sage hamlet]

yuh

my pixel 6a is armv8

i think the pixel 8 and newer are armv9

[jade stone]

vai what generation is the kindle EY21

[sage hamlet]

ghosted

[jade stone]

@royal nymph pls fix

[elder yarrow]

The Kindle EY21 is the 5th Generation Kindle Paperwhite, released in October 2012. It is also sometimes referred to as the Kindle Paperwhite 1.The Kindle EY21 is the 5th Generation Kindle Paperwhite, released in October 2012.

-# Response generated by gemini-2.5-flash. AI may be incorrect or misleading.

[deep mulch]

@elder yarrow

[jade stone]

oh

it's newer than i thought

[deep mulch]

armv9?

how

my OnePlus 13 is v8

[sage hamlet]

armv9 has been out for a bit

[deep mulch]

System Info:

Brand: OnePlus
Product: CPH2655
Board: sun
Architecture: aarch64
Bootloader: unknown
Rooted: false
OS Version: REL 16 (SDK v36)
Memory Usage: 9.47/15.87GB (6.40GB / 40.34% free)
Uptime: 117:11:40

[sage hamlet]

the pixel 6 and newer are also custom silicon by google so that might be it

[royal nymph]

my oneplus is armv10 @deep mulch

[deep mulch]

aarch64

[deep mulch]

how

[sage hamlet]

aarch64 just means it's 64-bit ARM

[opal vessel]

wtf is armv9

[sage hamlet]

guess

[jade stone]

armv8++

[deep mulch]

I've never heard of v9

[opal vessel]

how do i know if i have it

[sage hamlet]

armv9a was introduced in 2021

first armv9 cpus were the cortex a510, a710 and x2

its been around for like 5 years

[opal vessel]

bro what

[sage hamlet]

the reason the pixels have it is probably because it's custom google silicon instead of buying an SOC from like qualcomm

[opal vessel]

whats the difference though

[sage hamlet]

i really couldnt tell you. bigger number better

I'm making no claim on if it's better or worse because I don't have a pixel 8 or newer

[opal vessel]

die

[sage hamlet]

i genuinely did not know that the existence of armv9 was so unknown

armv8 is from like 2011 i thought this would be expected

[deep mulch]

how

[sage hamlet]

clearly google has been using it for like 3 years

[deep mulch]

my 2025 flagship phone doesn't have I think

[opal vessel]

and yet they never talked about it

[sage hamlet]

most people wouldn't know or care what "it's armv9 now" means tbf

[opal vessel]

i have snapdragon 8 elite and its armv8

8 gen 5 elite is v9

[sage hamlet]

yeah my tensor g1 is armv8

phone still works perfectly fine so #WhoCares

[opal vessel]

if it means it can play fortnite faster i do

[sage hamlet]

i dont even know if it means that

i dont have any opinion of armv9

[shrewd canopy]

I think my MT6765 is still on ARMv8 lol

[deep mulch]

you created

[sage hamlet]

yeah even a lot of modern cheap phones/chipsets by now are armv8

so like

[fierce pendant]

dont have money

[sage hamlet]

Please implement in binary 🙏

pen paper punch card Lock In

[opal vessel]

okay but thats mostly because theres no point in making 32 bit devices nowadays

unless v7 vs v8 is more than that

[sage hamlet]

i think v8 also got better floating point/SIMD

[fierce pendant]

https://fixupx.com/ilha_js/status/2046491828002693594?s=20 I FUCKING LOVE ILHA

Ilha (@ilha_js)

Today marks one week since the initial alpha release, and we're ready to launch version 0.2! It's been a busy week listening to feedback and implementing the first post-alpha features.

**💬 1 ❤️ 3 👁️ 363 **

FixupX · Apr 21, 2026, 7:30 AM

ilha is so peakkkkk

ilhaaaa

[solemn ravine]

wrong channel

[fierce pendant]

why

[solemn ravine]

My fault

[supple vault]

is anyone else scared of reporting bugs

on github

[jade stone]

nop

just make good bug reports

[supple vault]

I try my best

[jade stone]

think of it this way

you can't be worse than ai slop

[supple vault]

but like what if i didnt search for duplicates enough
or what if i didnt make a good enough bug report

idk i made this yesterday

[supple vault]

half the bug reports i make never get addressed

like guh??

[supple vault]

/pkgs

i guess theres more

[cedar tulip]

why discord wuwa integration but not other gacha games

[jade stone]

WHY DOES CLION REQUIRE DOTNET

MALWARE

[cedar tulip]

also idk if vencord has a merge patches func

would be cool

[royal nymph]

I mean it's an alternative for Visual Studio which also requires dotnet afaik

:p

ig a lot of tooling for it is in dotnet

[supple vault]

@jade stone SATAN should i automate merging package secrurity update and deployment for my sites

[jade stone]

clion is c/c++, rider is c#

[royal nymph]

ye ik

Visual Studio combines both

[supple vault]

ven studio

[jade stone]

guhhhhhh

it's compiling the entire dotnet sdk

[supple vault]

i should rewrite my sites with this https://github.com/mcnuttandrew/cssql

[jade stone]

nop

[supple vault]

why

[jade stone]

just make your site an SPA

with SSR

,help

[signal oak]

Biblical:
  inthebible    How much of your text is in the Bible
ComponentsDemo:
  board         A board to click buttons and draw
  count         Counting bot but you press a button and you can go multiple t...
  guess         Guess random number
  race          Be the first to click the button.
  war           old dropdown component demo
ComponentsV2Demo:
  age_gate_demo Demo of Discord's new Age Gate restriction on messages
  cv2_demo      Example of Components V2 components
  gift          Generate a Nitro Gift (WIP) - https://i.dis.gd/createPromo
ManPage:
  manpage       manpage
  tldr          see https://tldr.sh
Misc:
  usage         Get bot usage statistics
Pincode:
  pincode       
Utility:
  avatar        
  intl          discord intl
  text          text utilities
  userinfo      Get information on a Discord user
xkcd:
  xkcd          Search XKCD comics.
​No Category:
  chmod         visual chmod editor
  color         Get an image of a certain color
  color2        Get an image of two certain colors (comma separated)
  cook          Cook something
  define        
  demangle      
  destroy       Destroy something
  drama         Does nothing
  embed         
  help          Shows this message
  httpcat       
  image         search for an image
  monogen       Generate a Monokai Pro key
  ocr           
  otter         random otter
  password      Test the strength of a password with zxcvbn by Dropbox
  ping          Get bot ping
  randomvnc     Send an image of a random unsecured VNC server
  rate          
  sondehub      Lookup a serial on SondeHub
  translate     Translate text to English
  wikipedia     
  wolfram       Query WolframAlpha

Type ,help command for more info on a command.
You can also type ,help category for more info on a category.

[supple vault]

https://github.com/SomeAspy/aspy.dev

[jade stone]

.ss

[last birch]

.screenshot <url> (-height <number>) (-lightmode) (-safe) (-timeout <seconds>) (-wait <number>) (-width <number>)

[jade stone]

.ss sadan.zip

[supple vault]

.ss aspy.dev

[jade stone]

.ss -safe sadan.zip

[last birch]

.screenshot <url> (-height <number>) (-lightmode) (-safe) (-timeout <seconds>) (-wait <number>) (-width <number>)

[jade stone]

.ss sadan.zip -safe

[supple vault]

what does safe do

[jade stone]

idk

[supple vault]

.ss -safe aspy.dev

[last birch]

.screenshot <url> (-height <number>) (-lightmode) (-safe) (-timeout <seconds>) (-wait <number>) (-width <number>)

[jade stone]

i guessed it wouldn't run js

but i was wrong

[supple vault]

my site doesnt require js

[jade stone]

neither does mine

[supple vault]

then why did you try

39 security issues

so good

[jade stone]

it doesn't require js

[supple vault]

my site only needs js for a stupid feature on the 404 page

[jade stone]

no js:

[supple vault]

<script is:inline define:vars={{ notFoundStrings }}>
    document.querySelector("h1").innerText =
        notFoundStrings[Math.floor(Math.random() * notFoundStrings.length)];
</script>

[jade stone]

click my name and pfp on my site

[supple vault]

.ss aspy.dev/balls

[frosty obsidian]

oh i do the same thing

[jade stone]

@supple vault

[supple vault]

skill issue

make 404 page

[jade stone]

i will vibecode

[frosty obsidian]

https://github.com/wingio/iamw.ing/blob/main/src/pages/404/index.astro#L32-L45

[pearl stag]

index.astro: Lines 33-45

    // Pick random header message
    const messages = [
        "Looking for something?",
        "Page not found.",
        "Are you lost?",
        "Need a map?",
        "Got turned around?",
        "Wrong directions?"
    ];

    const header = document.querySelector(".notfound-header") as HTMLHeadingElement;
    header.innerText = messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length)];
</script>

[supple vault]

half life scientist is just so good

[supple vault]

theres gotta be a way to do this without js

[frosty obsidian]

maybe but its not that important ykyk

[royal nymph]

there isnt

[jade stone]

@supple vault give me more ideas for things to show when you click on my name

[worldly sigil]

maybe css random() whenever it gets implemented

[supple vault]

https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Black_Mesa_Science_Team/Quotes

[frosty obsidian]

.ss iamw.ing/404

[deep mulch]

@frosty obsidian finish Gloom

[supple vault]

@royal nymph vibecoded

---
import { Icon } from "astro-icon/components";
import Footer from "../components/footer.astro";
import Navbar from "../components/navbar.astro";
import notFoundStrings from "../constants/404strings.json";
import Layout from "../layouts/Layout.astro";

// 1. We construct a massive, unholy string of CSS keyframes on the server.
const cursedKeyframes = notFoundStrings.map((quote, index) => {
    const percentage = (index / notFoundStrings.length) * 100;
    const safeQuote = quote.replace(/"/g, '\\"'); // Escape quotes for CSS
    return `${percentage.toFixed(2)}% { content: "${safeQuote}"; }`;
}).join('\n    ');

// 2. We prepare to inject this abomination directly into an inline style tag.
const injectedCSS = `
  @keyframes god-weeps {
    ${cursedKeyframes}
    100% { content: "${notFoundStrings[0].replace(/"/g, '\\"')}"; }
  }
`;
---

<Layout>
    <div class="background"></div>
    <Navbar />
    
    <div class="cursed-title-container">
        <h1 class="blasphemy" aria-label="Page not found"></h1>
        <h2>This page doesn't exist on the server!</h2>
    </div>

    <div class="subarea">
        <div class="icons">
            <a href="/" class="no-link-style">
                <Icon
                    name="home"
                    desc="Home"
                    class="icon"
                    style={{ color: "#FFF" }}
                />
                <p>Go back home</p>
            </a>
        </div>
    </div>
    <Footer github="404.astro" />

    <style is:inline set:html={injectedCSS}></style>
</Layout>

<style>
    @import "../styles/index.css";
    
    .cursed-title-container {
        text-align: center; /* Adjust to match your original <Title /> styling */
        display: flex;
        flex-direction: column;
        align-items: center;
        gap: 1rem;
    }

    /* The core of the curse.
       We use the ::after pseudo-element to render the text. 
       The 'content' property is hijacked by the animation. 
    */
    .blasphemy::after {
        content: "Loading..."; /* Fallback */
        /* Cycles through all strings over 60 seconds (adjust time as needed).
           'step-end' ensures no weird cross-fading, just aggressive hard cuts.
        */
        animation: god-weeps 60s infinite step-end;
    }
</style>

css is a turing complete language https://github.com/kkuchta/css-only-chat?tab=readme-ov-file

[royal nymph]

this name is very misleading because it hardly uses css for logic

[sage hamlet]

this is an awesome feature i did not know this existed

.ss i3vie.dev

[deep mulch]

.ss zt64.dev

[solid tide]

.ss stonecutter.kikugie.dev

[solid tide]

.ss https://chronicles.mad-scientist.club/cgi-bin/guestbook.pl

[civic vector]

.ss https://fsn1-speed.hetzner.com/1GB.bin

[frosty obsidian]

.ss iamw.ing

[fallen nebula]

1. fuck macro$lop
2. fuck numpy
   genuinely why the fuck does numpy force me to compile it my fucking lord just compile it yourself and give me the fucking binaries what the fuck
   i hate this shit i hate this shit i hate this shit
   genuinely we have a fucking package system, it's not for me to have to use the same system as when we vendor deps
   bruh
   -# rant end

[fallen nebula]

Collecting numpy>=1.17 (from transformers[audio,torch])
  Using cached numpy-1.26.4.tar.gz (15.8 MB)
  Installing build dependencies ... done
  Getting requirements to build wheel ... done
  Installing backend dependencies ... done
  Preparing metadata (pyproject.toml) ... error
  error: subprocess-exited-with-error

  × Preparing metadata (pyproject.toml) did not run successfully.
  │ exit code: 1
  ╰─> [14 lines of output]
      + C:\Users\The Dev\Documents\GitHub\Julienraptor01\transcriber\.venv\Scripts\python.exe C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce\vendored-meson\meson\meson.py setup C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce\.mesonpy-12hsss44 -Dbuildtype=release -Db_ndebug=if-release -Db_vscrt=md --native-file=C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce\.mesonpy-12hsss44\meson-python-native-file.ini
      Le fichier sp‚cifi‚ est introuvable.
      The Meson build system
      Version: 1.2.99
      Source dir: C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce
      Build dir: C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce\.mesonpy-12hsss44
      Build type: native build
      Project name: NumPy
      Project version: 1.26.4
      Activating VS 18.5.1

      ..\meson.build:1:0: ERROR: Compiler cl cannot compile programs.

      A full log can be found at C:\Users\The Dev\AppData\Local\Temp\pip-install-jyx9x5vm\numpy_8dcc71089c51484bb7de31dc075d60ce\.mesonpy-12hsss44\meson-logs\meson-log.txt
      [end of output]

  note: This error originates from a subprocess, and is likely not a problem with pip.
error: metadata-generation-failed

× Encountered error while generating package metadata.
╰─> numpy

note: This is an issue with the package mentioned above, not pip.
hint: See above for details.

what elaborate fucking joke is that
what the fuck do you mean compiler cannot compile programs

[queen jasper]

what's the cutest wm for linux guys, i've been tinkering a bit but couldn't get the cuteness right

[fleet cedar]

@crystal cedar ??

[shrewd canopy]

Because python ABI isnt really stable

[shrewd canopy]

Xfce with its Xfwm and forget about it

You do not need a cute wm

[queen jasper]

you don't decide that

[lavish cloud]

kwin with custom theme
Alternatively go fully custom with openbox

[queen jasper]

yk how to add window gaps like this on maximized windows on plasma 6 ? without the tiling hassle

[shrewd canopy]

Stability does decide what you should use

[queen jasper]

xfce is like ancient

[lavish cloud]

Can't you add padding/margins between the two elements in your theme?

[shrewd canopy]

at least its stable and very reliable

[queen jasper]

i'll consider it maybe on an old something

atm let me go through the ricing phase of linux

[queen jasper]

the ss isn't mine erm and wdym add paddings between two elements

[lavish cloud]

Well, titlebars and window decorations can be themed right? So just add a bottom margin to the titlebar

[fierce pendant]

sway

[queen jasper]

nope i mean gap like this see how it's maximized but doesn't eat the edge

[lavish cloud]

I'm sure there's like, kwin rules for that or something

[queen jasper]

yeah but it's not very stable since it also try to do something else

i just want to leave gap on maximized window but the only one i found with this is just another tiling manager ts

maybe i can try to edit the script if it's not on an alien language i can't read

[supple whale]

@jade stone help, in apple land, every 1 minute, 10 minutes pass

ran out of build minutes :(((

[lavish cloud]

What about using transparent panels with the desired margins?

Since iirc maximizing windows doesn't cover panels if they're set to always visible

[fierce pendant]

getting your anthropic account deactivated is a canon event

[twin matrix]

uv is the way

[queen jasper]

woah

i'll see tmr, it past my bedtime

[fallen nebula]

meh

i don't get why i'd use yet another package manager

[twin matrix]

once you use uv, you will see why people are using it, trust me

[twin matrix]

how many minutes did you use already?

[jade stone]

[fallen nebula]

i didn't

[deep mulch]

uv so good

[fierce pendant]

i just read the amd claude code report and their claude usgae increased from $26 to $45000

anthropic.

how do you fuck up your models this hard.

[cedar tulip]

i think my DLL broke something or the 404 on every stream is normal

[fierce pendant]

https://x.com/trueadm/status/2046696157066264846?s=20
daim

Dominic Gannaway (@trueadm)

Happy to announce TSRX. Think it as the spiritual successor to JSX.

We extracted it from Ripple, and made it framework agnostic. It can compile to React, Ripple and Solid, other frameworks to come soon.

It's a TypeScript superset language, with a parser, compiler and a

X · Apr 21, 2026, 9:02 PM

[cedar tulip]

yes please

[fierce pendant]

it will be so peak

[jade stone]

i'd use it if the tooling was there

they need tsserver support, eslint support, etc...

[fierce pendant]

they will i think

[lyric latch]

omg it has solidjs support

will look into this...

[tired vigil]

this is so good actually wtf

[cedar tulip]

why do badges now need IDs 😭

[delicate grove]

@dawn ledge, <t:1745362072:R>: eagley prediction

[shrewd canopy]

it was part of refactoring

they check if the badge id starts with guild_booster_lvl now but idk whats the point

[jade stone]

zed vs kate on folding in large files

zed:

kate:

[deep mulch]

@jade stone

[twin matrix]

that looks like lisp for some reason

[unkempt ember]

I have fun writing some COBOL. ( The typing system is just funny as hell, who is the genius behind this ? )

[queen jasper]

omg thisis sugoi

i had to use panel colorizer thing to make it completely transparent tho, unsure if it impact anything

[jade stone]

@supple whale have you seen the new vscode integrated browser updates

sooooo good

[lavish cloud]

Can't you set opacity on panels to fully transparent?

[queen jasper]

i can't find way to specify opacity and the "translucent" doesn't make it invis

[lavish cloud]

Huh

Oh well, it works now

Also send theme it looks nice

[upbeat turtle]

kde plasma

[queen jasper]

ty i just installed random themes, put them together and configure stuff to make them somewhat matches ;~

it's still wallpaper carried ff

also linux been only making me configure it all days many days without actually doing something on my pc

[still jolt]

yeah that's kinda the side effects of installing Linux

[supple whale]

no i dont bother

i have 3 displays, i already have too much shit at once in vscode when i use it

ex: i'll be diffing shit like this

and u want me to fit a browser here? pass

simply:

its also not a browser

so debugging in it is often useless

[solid gazelle]

zoot: I love swift

@deep mulch

[fierce pendant]

why do you use windows

[supple whale]

same reason I use JS

it works and doesn't take 10 days to set up

and well I play comp games with anti cheats

[fierce pendant]

it takes me like an hour to setup arch 🥀

[supple whale]

and then another day to fix DNS, then another day to fix random audio bug, then another day to fix random chromium bugs

[fierce pendant]

never happend for me

[supple whale]

it takes me 2 minutes to set up windows 7, doesn't matter that it's non functional right?

[supple whale]

I'm happy that your use cases for operating an OS is opening a notepad

[fierce pendant]

what

[deep mulch]

insane

[hot rampart]

daggershocked

[winged mantle]

microslop slopdows

[hot rampart]

what am i supposed to say

something like

there are people who are mean to non-linux users

[winged mantle]

https://bsky.app/profile/ioi-xd.net/post/3mk56ouy7tc2a

IoI_xD (@ioi-xd.net)

Did you know? Linux works flawlessly for everybody except for the person you are currently trying to help switch to it!

Bluesky · Apr 23, 2026, 4:34 AM

[hot rampart]

Skodwarde

[winged mantle]

some distros are better than others when it comes to just working
I get why people still use windows but windows 11 does feel like slop (#bring back windows 7)

[hot rampart]

i have the magic oif

not having win11 updated

and the fact that i act sorta aggro at other opinions is because i havent been using an os more than win11

thats dad's explanation and i understand it

[fierce pendant]

this is actually the truth

[queen jasper]

wrote a custom snapping kwin script with gaps between windows ;0
i'm still so not used to kate tho

[lyric latch]

omg why is there jiggle physics

[pseudo sierra]

why not

[hot rampart]

algodoo menu

[cedar tulip]

windows could never

[fierce pendant]

sway will always be better /s

[hot rampart]

no batter

y

[fierce pendant]

what

[fierce pendant]

yeah i dont have a battery

i have a psu

this is not a laptop

[jade stone]

I mean it has everything I need to debug

You have your Dev tools

It also connects over CDP to the editor

[supple whale]

ill c

i rarely need debugging in editor

from a browser

i dont write react code, so i dont need to try to figure out confusing ass states 😛

and the few times i do its in sandboxed browsers like electron apps

or electron utility processes

[jade stone]

It's nice to be able to set break points in the actual source code instead of the Chrome Dev tools source panel

And when you click on source locations in the console, it takes you to the actual source file in your editor

[supple whale]

yeah u can do that with normal chrome too

its just pre-configured for u in vscode

but chrome has that too

tho the console source locations sound nice

[jade stone]

It would have been just really annoying to have to hook up CDP every time

[supple whale]

not really

{
  "version": "0.2.0",
  "configurations": [
    {
      "name": "Launch Chromium",
      "port": 8412,
      "request": "launch",
      "type": "chrome",
      "url": "http://localhost:7344/",
      "webRoot": "${workspaceFolder}/src",
      "timeout": 60000,
      "presentation": {
        "hidden": true
      }
    },
    {
      "name": "Debug Renderer Process",
      "port": 9222,
      "request": "attach",
      "type": "chrome",
      "webRoot": "${workspaceFolder}/src",
      "timeout": 60000,
      "presentation": {
        "hidden": false
      }
    }
  ],
  "compounds": [
    {
      "name": "Attach",
      "configurations": [
        "Launch Chromium"
      ],
      "presentation": {
        "order": 1
      }
    }
  ]
}

export default defineConfig({
  plugins: [
    devtoolsJson()
  ]
})

and you're set

[deep mulch]

@jade stone

smooth Satan

[fierce pendant]

can anybody help me with something in rust

[jade stone]

https://dontasktoask.com/

[fierce pendant]

shut the fuck up <3

[supple whale]

https://dontasktoask.com/

[fierce pendant]

i ask you to

[deep mulch]

@jade stone Satan

[pseudo sierra]

salad

[cedar tulip]

looks like txt file

also go is W

[pseudo sierra]

I need to update that but go is fucking ass lmao

[cedar tulip]

nah go is W

i mean

at networking

everything else

meh

[pseudo sierra]

it's so ass to write and read that even if it's good at that I'd rather do it in rust or zig

hell I'd rather write haskell than go

[hot rampart]

cat emoticon with stretched eyebrows

[deep mulch]

@pseudo sierra

[pseudo sierra]

@deep mulch

[winged mantle]

Go ❤️

doing C rn though

[pseudo sierra]

go actually gave me aids when I was reading code for forgejo and tangled for some bs I was doing a while ago

C is nice tho

[supple whale]

[jade stone]

What is transferable?

[winged mantle]

idk go definitely does some things better in terms of readability like way more sane type syntax, multiple return values (instead of needing to use out pointers) and not having confusing implicit conversions

i like c too though

[supple whale]

w3c postmessage transferable

[winged mantle]

C certainly has some interesting things like you can do this

(********exit)(1);

[hot rampart]

what does this do

[winged mantle]

the same as exit(1);

i was showing my friend a load of C++ quirks i could remember off the top of my head lmao

[winged mantle]

I did not remember the coolest one, that being switch with no braces

switch (1)
case 1:
    printf("hello\n");

did remember this epic one though

// foo takes a reference to int named i.
void foo(int bitand i);

[jade stone]

How does not end up seg faulting

Or just not compiling for that matter

[solid gazelle]

rate...

[supple whale]

FUCK VITE FUCK VITE FUCK VITE FUCK VITE FUCK VITE FUCK VITE FUCK VITE FUCK VITE

@jade stone HEPL

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT GETTIGN THIS FROM!?!?!?!?!?!?