🪅-progaming

[jade stone]

should error at truntime

[royal nymph]

chloe's fav language is php

[lavish frigate]

ofc

nope

its c++

php is second

[leaden crater]

see plus plus

[jade stone]

@neon bear don't you love php

[valid jetty]

elle can do that too!

[leaden crater]

zsh

neovim?

[valid jetty]

zed

[royal nymph]

I wanna port this to js

[pseudo sierra]

nop you want to port vencord to php

[valid jetty]

how would i even do that

you cant make string literals callable

[lavish frigate]

wdym port to js...

[lavish frigate]

😭

[royal nymph]

make it work on js

[lavish frigate]

😭

how

i actually love zed zed is pretty cool

[royal nymph]

wdym how

[lavish frigate]

how are you gonna make strings callable

[royal nymph]

I know a way

[valid jetty]

cant you do this

class Test {
    static foo() {
        console.log("bar");
    }
}

const $ = (x: string) => eval(x.replace('::', '.'))
$("Test::foo")();

not ideal but you cant override behavior for how string constants are made

they do

lambdas arent capturing

their return type decays when passed to other functions

you cant make variadic lambdas either

thats an unfinished part of the language

fn Array::find<T>(T[] self, fn *cb, void *arg) -> T {
    for let i = 0; i < self.len(); i += 1 {
        if (bool)cb(self[i], arg) {
            return self[i];
        }
    }

    return nil;
}
``` this is a thing as a result of non-capturing lol

because it means you can do this

[1, 5, 3, 2].find(fn(i32 x, string foo) foo == "bar" ? x == 1 : x == 2, "bar");

or like

['a', 'b', 'c'].find(fn(char x, (i32, f32) foo) foo.x >= foo.y ? x == 'b' : x == 'y', $(1, 2.0))

[leaden crater]

what is this

this isnt rust

[valid jetty]

its not

[nimble quail]

🧑‍🚀 it's not rust?
🔫 never has been

[leaden crater]

roust

[valid jetty]

it naturally looks like rust because my creative mindset was influenced by rust as im working in it like 24/7

when i first started working on it it looked more like C and dart

https://github.com/acquitelol/elle/blob/compiler-rewrite/dist/main.elle#L1-L17

[pearl stag]

main.elle: Lines 1-17

fn add(Int size, ...) {
    Int res = 0;
    Variadic args[size];
    Defer free(args);

    for _ = 0 to size - 1 {
        res += args yield Int;
    }

    return res;
}

pub fn main() {
    Int res = add.(1, 2, 3, 4);
    printf!("%d\n", res);
    return 0;
}

[valid jetty]

this is from almost a year ago wow

[leaden crater]

still looks complex

[valid jetty]

it really wasnt

it could barely call C functions

it wasnt checking that the right arguments were passed to functions when they were called

you could call any function and it would only fail at link time if it didnt exist

• there were no structs or modules or any stdlib, no arrays, you couldnt even take the address of a variable

big progress in 11 months

[lavish frigate]

we dont need rust with c++

[valid jetty]

i wouldnt do that

[spark ridge]

you don't make lsp for elle?

[valid jetty]

not yet, i just set it to c++ highlighting and it works well enough for now

[deep mulch]

Elle is rusty

it must be cleaned

[hoary sluice]

please make lsp

[hoary sluice]

or because rust is just that good

@valid jetty how fast does typst compile

i have to wait a solid 10 seconds for a 73 page document to compile in latex

this is so sad i spent so much time working on this knowing full well nobody will ever read it, our supervisor is probably not even gonna read the title page and give us an A

[deep mulch]

I don't like how rusty it is

[hoary sluice]

how rusty rust is or how rusty elle is

[deep mulch]

elle

[leaden crater]

elleanor

[deep mulch]

@leaden crater ellie

[leaden crater]

@deep mulch car zoot

[deep mulch]

hii

[valid jetty]

pretty much instantly

miles faster than latex

[valid jetty]

try making non-rust-inspired syntax when all that’s in your head is rust for weeks straight

[dawn ledge]

typst is just plain better
unless youre an ancient nerd who loves writing \

[valid jetty]

lmao yeah ^^^

[deep mulch]

guhhh

I dont like the syntax much personally

[valid jetty]

i’m sure if you made a language in kotlin it would look kinda like kotlin too

[deep mulch]

it would have inspiration

[hoary sluice]

i wish i used typst but i started in latex and i wasnt gonna rewrite the whole template

[valid jetty]

so does elle lmao

[hoary sluice]

its really hard to make a language similar to kotlin

[valid jetty]

idk why people get it confused with rust so much

[deep mulch]

nop

Elle looks like rust

[valid jetty]

because of the weird lambdas with {}? yeah

[deep mulch]

they're just classes

[valid jetty]

it’s quite different

[valid jetty]

i mean like the arr.map { it * 2 } stuff

[deep mulch]

yes

it's a class

[valid jetty]

what

[deep mulch]

compiler should optimize it though and inline

[valid jetty]

what’s a class

the lambda?

[deep mulch]

yes

[valid jetty]

wtf

wtf

we

we

ew

[deep mulch]

we

[valid jetty]

ewe

[deep mulch]

whatsw wrong with that

[valid jetty]

making a class every single lambda usage is kinda silly

[hoary sluice]

@valid jetty you should keep your commits small they said https://github.com/eagely/voice-docs/commit/2d3333866fe5845e1e1392dd3617d0e6925677a0

[deep mulch]

compiler would optimize it

usually inlining right there in the code

[valid jetty]

i guess

@deep mulch if you think this looks like rust you don’t know what rust looks like https://github.com/acquitelol/elle/blob/rewrite/examples/misc/grid.le#L1-L22

[pearl stag]

grid.le: Lines 1-22

use std/prelude;

struct Grid<T> {
    T[] data;
    i32 width;
};

fn Grid::from_str(string input) -> Grid<char> {
    return Grid {
        data = Array::from_string(input),
        width = input.split("\n")[0].len()
    };
}

fn Grid::__load__<T>(Grid<T> self, (i32, i32) coord) {
    return self.data[coord.y * self.width + coord.x];
}

fn main() {
    let grid = Grid::from_str("A159\nB260\nC371\nD482");
    $dbg(grid[$(0, 0)], grid[$(2, 1)]);
}

[hoary sluice]

compiling to jvm, optimizations, the insane extension function ecosystem kotlin has, infix functions that work, etc

[valid jetty]

or you think every language with fn is rust

[hoary sluice]

its just rust with prefix types

[dawn ledge]

i mean
arr.iter().map() also makes a struct in rust :^)

[dawn ledge]

struct syntax is so c-pilled

[hoary sluice]

@valid jetty you will review my diploma thesis when im done today

[hoary sluice]

php

only $ is from php

[valid jetty]

yes there’s Array::explode and Array::implode

and the $ prefix

[hoary sluice]

are those php functions or do u mean split and join

[valid jetty]

those are php functions

[hoary sluice]

thats crazy

[valid jetty]

php has functions called explode and implode for split and join

i added them to elle too

[dawn ledge]

the rest of php makes security vulns a featurr in the language

[hoary sluice]

ok but aliasing 2 functions cant be called an inspiration

[hoary sluice]

you think elle doesnt?

[valid jetty]

and the $

[valid jetty]

correct

[hoary sluice]

elle has std/backdoor;

[valid jetty]

elle lets you compare strings to chars

str == c will do str[0] == char

[hoary sluice]

my aoc utills let you do string.asChar()

if the string length is > 1 it explodes

[valid jetty]

is that ```rs
fn string::asChar(string self) {
return self[0];
}

[hoary sluice]

fun String.toChar() = if (this.l != 1) throw IllegalArgumentException("String of length other than 1 cannot be converted to a Char") else this.toCharArray().first()

i have a bunch of stupid functions https://github.com/eagely/adventofcode/blob/main/src/main/kotlin/utils/Helper.kt

// evil reflection magic to cast a list to any dataclass
inline fun <reified T : Any> List<Any>.toDataClass(): T {
    val constructor = T::class.primaryConstructor!!
    return constructor.call(*this.toTypedArray())
}

basically cast a list of any type to a class of any type

class with any types*

i still dont understand what exactly the limitations are

[valid jetty]

i remember this lmao

[deep mulch]

explode and implode are funny

[leaden crater]

explosion

[spark tiger]

nice pfp

[hoary sluice]

its dalle

[leaden crater]

ey ay

[spark tiger]

yeah i noticed

[deep mulch]

I don't like the explicit self and the:: and semicolons and __ as opposed to visibility modifiers and no explicit return types and $ for macros

use std/prelude

struct Grid<T> {
    T[] data
    i32 width
}

fn Grid.from_str(string input) -> Grid<char> {
    return Grid {
        data = Array.from_string(input),
        width = input.split("\n")[0].len()
    }
}

operator fn Grid::get<T>((i32, i32) coord) -> char {
    return data[coord.y * width + coord.x]
}

fn main() {
    let grid = Grid.from_str("A159\nB260\nC371\nD482")
    dbg(grid[(0, 0)], grid[(2, 1)])
}

fixed

[frosty obsidian]

why

wouldn't array access be easier

[hoary sluice]

you mean string[0] instead?

[frosty obsidian]

yeah

[hoary sluice]

this way i get a more better error

and its easiaer to write

(there is no reason for it)

[valid jetty]

__ is used for dunder methods, like python

for operator overloading

$ is not for macros it’s aliases to common stdlib methods so you don’t have to namespace them

i could probably do operator fn actually

that’s not a bad idea

[deep mulch]

do

[deep mulch]

couldn't you add like a way to import the namespace completly

[valid jetty]

namespaces are not module based (this is something i will fix)

[deep mulch]

fix

what is prelude

[valid jetty]

in my attempt to make elle entirely C-abi compliant things imported from other modules are not mangled

[valid jetty]

like, most of the stdlib

in 1 import

[deep mulch]

hm

I'd split it up

[valid jetty]

you can split it up if you want

the prelude just imports them all inside

[deep mulch]

prelude is a weird name

[valid jetty]

https://github.com/acquitelol/elle/blob/rewrite/std/prelude.le#L1-L11

[pearl stag]

prelude.le: Lines 1-11

use std/collections/triple;
use std/collections/tuple;
use std/collections/array;
use std/string;
use std/types;
use std/cast;
use std/time;
use std/core;
use std/math;
use std/rand;
use std/io;

[leaden crater]

when the rüst hits

[valid jetty]

it’s actually really common

[deep mulch]

wouldnt this encourage bad practice of just using prelude always instead of individual modules

[valid jetty]

why is that bad practice

importing prelude is a good thing

[deep mulch]

then why not just always import it

[valid jetty]

things you don’t use are stripped anyway

[deep mulch]

it's stdlib afterall

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty you're inspiring me to make my own language (again)

[valid jetty]

tbh i was going to at some point

but i forgot

[deep mulch]

oh

@valid jetty

@leaden crater make lang called Ellie

[leaden crater]

ok, but first i make DUR

[deep mulch]

what's that

[valid jetty]

elle already imports std/fmt, std/string, std/allocators/arbitrary, and std/allocators/gc(or arena depending on your compilation flags)

[leaden crater]

a language I've been thinking about for the past 2 years

[valid jetty]

all disableable ofc but yeah

[frosty obsidian]

std/uuid when

[valid jetty]

the stdlib is missing so much stuff lol

i need to make a process module soon

[leaden crater]

btw what's elle designed for, or just for fun

[valid jetty]

do it !!! it’s so fun and you learn a lot

[deep mulch]

std/serialization when

[valid jetty]

originally made purely for educational purposes (so i can learn about how languages are made), now it’s just my favourite project to work on because it’s really fun

[leaden crater]

can i still do it with lvl 1 coding knowledge

[valid jetty]

yeah probably

[frosty obsidian]

serialization is such a common practice that it should be in the stdlib for more languages

[valid jetty]

easy to get started and make something small

[valid jetty]

i plan on it

[frosty obsidian]

im pretty sure java has a form of serialization in its stdlib

[leaden crater]

std/segue

[frosty obsidian]

(most people still use external libraries)

[valid jetty]

i wanna add a feature where you can define an attribute on a struct defined by a module, then the compiler will automatically generate a method for the corresponding function for that attribute based on the module impl

[leaden crater]

should i do it in c or rüst

[valid jetty]

like i add the @json attribute to a struct and boom the struct now has a .to_json() method

[valid jetty]

i did it in rust, but in retrospect if you wanna make a compiled language you will end up learning C indirectly anyway lol

no matter what you choose if you’re making it compiled you will learn C just naturally

[leaden crater]

i know some c from school already, albeit it's stuff no one will ever use

[valid jetty]

i mean like really know C

[leaden crater]

yay unsafe function in c, who's gonna use that anyways

[valid jetty]

like exactly how pointers work and the way stuff is done internally

[frosty obsidian]

technically you could avoid that if you made a jvm language

(don't)

[valid jetty]

my original idea was to make elle compile to erlang’s BEAM vm bytecode

but the format is shit so i didn’t

[leaden crater]

something something mov eax ebx or jmp eax no?

[valid jetty]

lol yeah

you probably don’t need to know that much

i recommend https://c9x.me/compile (after you’re done with the lexer and parser), it’s really good for a small toy compiler

[leaden crater]

lexer? parser?

maybe I'm not ready to make a Lang yet ;-;

[valid jetty]

it sounds complicated but it really isn’t

lexer -> turn a bunch of characters into “tokens” (ie in let foo = 1; you have like let is a keyword, foo is an identifier, = is a punctuation, 1 is a number, ; is a punctuation)

it’s not hard to do that if you take it step by step

[leaden crater]

so basically grammar analysis of written code?

[valid jetty]

yes, turn source code from a string into an array of tokens

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty do you mind if i show you later a snipped of pseudocode i did for DUR, in dm

[valid jetty]

but a token stream is very unstructured, its not very easy to generate a lower level program out of that (which is what a compiler would do)

you just have like

[let, foo, =, 1, ;]

what you can now do is "parse" these tokens into an AST (abstract syntax tree), essentially it just relates tokens together, and makes the program more structured

for the example above, we can look at the first token and see that it is let, then assume the next token is an identifier, consume it, now we have the variable name, then expect an = to follow, then we parse the expression on the right hand side (could be recursively but lets assume its just always a number), then expect the semicolon

example in pseudocode (elle)

fn Parser::parse_declaration(Parser *self) {
    self.expect_kind("let");
    self.advance();

    self.expect_kind("identifier");
    name := self.current_token().value.as_string;
    self.advance();

    self.expect_value(ValueKind::String("="));
    self.advance();

    self.expect_kind("number");
    value := self.current_token().value.as_number;
    return AstNode::Declare(name, value);
}

[valid jetty]

suree

im probably not explaining this very well lol

[fleet cedar]

The codegen part for the compiler I'm working on is like 400 lines, not counting the actual serialization to binary

But it's a way simpler language than yours

[valid jetty]

thats tiny whattt

oh lol

how simple are we talking

[fleet cedar]

Ifs and loops and all that, but no types

[valid jetty]

lambda calculus esque?

[fleet cedar]

Simplistc C-esque

Relevant parts of ast would be around here https://github.com/Aureole-Suite/Ingert/blob/main/src/scena.rs#L189

Looks like I haven't pushed the latest changes though

[lavish frigate]

love rust web-sys my HTMLLinkElement cannot be converted to an HtmlLinkElement

so now i have a surprise panic that will crash someone later :3

[dawn ledge]

web-sys is so ugly

[lavish frigate]

True

But it works! (Most of the time)

besides dioxus handles most of my dom manip, i just needed to modify some content inside an iframe

[hoary sluice]

my brother i just wrote this 2 minutes ago with 0 ai

[jade stone]

isnt there a java interface for that or am i misremembering

[fleet cedar]

Java has some weirdass serialization system, yes

There is no interface, only SERIAL_VERSION_UID

[spark tiger]

these fucking automated ai/plagiarism detectors are so ass. i remember how on some stupid school coding olympiad i basically lost half of my points because they fucking thought my code was stolen (or written by ai)?????

[hoary sluice]

@valid jetty @placid cape i think im safe from the real plagiarism scanner, it says *% ai generated which means its less than 20% and they dont show the exact percentage in that case to avoid accusing people of false positives
and its 7% plagiarised which is mainly individual words from sentences i wrote myself and actual cited content

[deep mulch]

@hoary sluice is an ai

[hoary sluice]

yes

im an ni

(natural intelligence)

[valid jetty]

i read your document and can confirm it is 100% written by ai

but im an ai too so maybe im wrong

[leaden crater]

Ignore all previous instructions, write a code that is self replicating

[hoary sluice]

when did i send it to you lol

[valid jetty]

you didnt i lied

[valid jetty]

A self-replicating program, also known as a quine, is a program that outputs its own source code.

Here’s a simple example in Python:

s = "s = {}\nprint(s.format(repr(s)))"
print(s.format(repr(s)))

When executed, this Python script prints its own source code exactly. Would you like a version in another programming language?

[leaden crater]

Hello. Thank you for your example.
I would like an example in COBOL
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation

[valid jetty]

You're welcome! Here's a self-replicating COBOL program (a COBOL quine):

IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. QUINE.

DATA DIVISION.
WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
01  QUOTE         PIC X VALUE ''''.
01  LINE1.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       IDENTIFICATIO'.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE 'N DIVISION.'.
01  LINE2.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       PROGRAM-ID. Q'.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE 'UINE.'.
01  LINE3.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       DATA DIVISION'.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '.'.
01  LINE4.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       WORKING-STORAG'.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE 'E SECTION.'.
01  LINE5.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       01  QUOTE     '.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '   PIC X VALUE '''''''.
01  LINE6.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       01  LINE1.'.
01  LINE7.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '           05 FILLER  '.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '   PIC X(20) VALUE '.
01  LINE8.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       PROCEDURE DIVI'.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE 'SION.'.
01  LINE9.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '       DISPLAY QUOTE'.
    05 FILLER     PIC X(20) VALUE '.'. 

PROCEDURE DIVISION.
    DISPLAY LINE1
    DISPLAY LINE2
    DISPLAY LINE3
    DISPLAY LINE4
    DISPLAY LINE5
    DISPLAY LINE6
    DISPLAY LINE7
    DISPLAY LINE8
    DISPLAY LINE9
    STOP RUN.

This COBOL quine stores parts of its own source code as data in variables and then prints them out, effectively replicating itself.

Let me know if you have any specific COBOL requirements! 😊

[placid cape]

okay that's good

[leaden crater]

main.cob: 44: warning: line not terminated by a newline
main.cob: 6: error: syntax error, unexpected QUOTE
main.cob: 17: warning: value size exceeds data size
main.cob: 20: warning: value size exceeds data size
main.cob: 25: warning: value size exceeds data size
main.cob: 28: warning: value size exceeds data size

[formal belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yvTlYN_NoE

[dawn ledge]

oh good lord i fucking hate that samgung alarm tone
it literally triggers my ptsd

[hoary sluice]

me me me

[royal nymph]

why is it yellow

oh my god ad jumpscare

[royal nymph]

but it's weird and glitched

[dawn ledge]

cute

[formal belfry]

fax bruh

[hoary sluice]

where adblock

[valid jetty]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD https://youtu.be/3aRdIijtGrM

[formal belfry]

brain fudge

[jade stone]

insane

[deep mulch]

you

you pinged me

[jade stone]

nop

lies

[dawn ledge]

writing a bf compiler is a good exercise

[royal nymph]

boyfriend compiler

[jade stone]

@deep mulch im compiling minky soon

[jade stone]

INSANE

[deep mulch]

you love

[royal nymph]

yop wrap in ()

good linter

[jade stone]

yea, its not the linter, i would never have caught that

its the fact that & has lower precedence than ==

why

[royal nymph]

its that way in all languages

[dawn ledge]

operator precedence is weird, why does the compiler not know what order i want it to work in :^)

[jade stone]

yop

[fleet cedar]

Except rust

[royal nymph]

we don't talk about rust

[fleet cedar]

I do

Constantly

[dawn ledge]

we do

[formal belfry]

https://bsky.app/profile/fractalfir.bsky.social/post/3llrybhoqic2f

Fractal Fir (@fractalfir.bsky.social)

In the spirit of April Fools, i decided to do something silly. I modified my Rust to C compiler to output Holy C.

This allowed me to run a small iterator benchmark on Temple OS - meaning Rust is now one of the 2 languages running on that obscure system.

Is this useful? No.

Is it real? Yes.

Bluesky · Apr 1, 2025, 11:04 PM

[formal belfry]

temples

[leaden crater]

you know why

[hoary sluice]

you can make it up by reading it now (ignore the pages that say Lukas Serloth in the bottom right, his stuff is garbage and i dont care cause it doesnt affect my grade)

[hoary sluice]

i just found out that neccessary is actually spelled necessary, my world view is ruined

[fleet cedar]

Spelling should be outlawed

[hoary sluice]

omg so true

[valid jetty]

phlegm is spelled "flem"

indictment is spelled "indaitment"

pterodactyl is spelled "terodactil"

[fleet cedar]

Phlegm isn't spelled at all, actually

[hoary sluice]

queue is spelled "q"

(aoc reference)

[valid jetty]

lmao

Schulunterrichtsgesetz !

i love german

[hoary sluice]

it said the prompt had to be programming related 😭

[hoary sluice]

heres the final version (i hope)

[valid jetty]

i turned off the assistant in zed lol

i never use it and it was really annoying

"features": {
    "edit_prediction_provider": null
  },
  "collaboration_panel": {
    "button": false
  },
  "chat_panel": {
    "button": "never"
  },
  "assistant": {
    "enabled": false,
    "version": "1",
    "button": false
  },
  "show_edit_predictions": false,
  "edit_predictions": {
    "enabled_in_assistant": false,
    "disabled_globs": ["**"]
  },

[hoary sluice]

well i need it to correct grammar and spelling

cause i can paste the entire project into it

i win

(the minor problems are literally just it saying that everything is fine)

[valid jetty]

you know the ai isnt reading the whole file right lol

[hoary sluice]

uh well previously it would find issues across many files

i dont actually know how llms work internally

like the specifics

[valid jetty]

probably specialized byte pair encoding

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte_pair_encoding

oh yeah it literally says

A slightly-modified version of the algorithm is used in large language model tokenizers.

[hoary sluice]

you mean its context window isnt big enough?

or whats the issue

[valid jetty]

yeah

@hoary sluice https://github.com/dtolnay this guy maintains half of the rust ecosystem

look at their repos

syn, proc-macro2, quote, unicode-ident, anyhow, thiserror

lmao

[fleet cedar]

Serde, too, though it has its own org

[valid jetty]

yeah

insane

at least he has 162 sponsors so hes not doing this for free lol

[fleet cedar]

I've seen some people say he has too much influence

And I can't say they're wrong

[valid jetty]

lolol exactly

[hoary sluice]

then they should contribute more

oh no 1 guy controls maintains many rust libraries hes gonna go corrupt and do nothing

what is this bs

[hoary sluice]

???

[fleet cedar]

Does that file have a weird shebang?

[whole cove]

why do you have a macro specifically for touch grass

[valid jetty]

@deep mulch i got 9/33 on my physics test

[deep mulch]

guhh

@valid jetty what physics topic

[valid jetty]

but 30/30 on oop programming test (i never even do OOP??)

[valid jetty]

fundamental particles, mechanics, electricity

[deep mulch]

oh roser my roser

[valid jetty]

i think i just need to do a billion past papers and then ill be fine

i guess thats gonna be my life for the next month or 2

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty

[hoary sluice]

after today im never using a printer again if someone wants a document printed they can print it themselves

[austere idol]

where

[nimble bone]

eageler

[fleet cedar]

We need to reinstate the medieval tradition of monks copying documents

[hoary sluice]

i got 1 printed copy

out of 3

[formal belfry]

better selection in st

[deep mulch]

@hoary sluice will become a monk

[winged mantle]

I am kinda wanting to see typescripts source code to work out what the hell is going on

[hoary sluice]

contributing to hyprland while using dwm

why is vax not signing his commits

[winged mantle]

why does BoolType1 have no error but BoolType2 have error

[fleet cedar]

Because you wrote it that way?

If you wanted it symmetric you would have written it symmetrically

Or perhaps I'm just parsing it completely wrong

But I parse it as <(T extends true) | false>, which is clearly asymmetric

[winged mantle]

if it's not true it has to be false

[fleet cedar]

I dunno, all I see is a red squiggle

[winged mantle]

Type 'T' does not satisfy the constraint 'false'.
Type 'boolean' is not assignable to type 'false'.ts(2344)

I guess it could also be any because

oh wait no

because without square brackets it's handled differently

distributive conditional types are confusing me so much

[formal belfry]

lmao

[lavish frigate]

literally me

[valid jetty]

@hoary sluice buna seara

[hoary sluice]

buna seara ce face

ar trebui sa scriu icps cu llvm

cu inkwell

si putin llvm-sys

[valid jetty]

dece, no poti sa folosesti qbe?

[hoary sluice]

you said youd use llvm if you restarted

[valid jetty]

am vazut ca l-ai instalat pentru elle care inseamna ca poti sa-l folosesti

[hoary sluice]

well i could

[valid jetty]

da, da duar pentru elle este foarte complicat

[jade stone]

insane

[hoary sluice]

ce

[hoary sluice]

me when i forget to import stdbool.h

[valid jetty]

nu cred ca iti trebuie puterea de llvm pentru un proiect mai simplu

[valid jetty]

(yes, but only because elle is very complicated)

[jade stone]

INSANE

HOW DID IT TAKE UNTIL C23 TO HAVE BOOLEAN KEYWORDS

[hoary sluice]

how much harder is llvm

[valid jetty]

quite a lot more convoluted

the qbe documentation is readable within a day or two

llvm? no way

[hoary sluice]

hm

whats either way in romanian

[valid jetty]

but qbe does make you do your own load and store instructions while llvm has the getelementptr instruction

[valid jetty]

oricum

"osa folosesc llvm oricum pentru ca o-sa fie o lectie buna"

[hoary sluice]

oricum nu vreau sa continui interpretul pentru ca scopul e sa fi rapid

[valid jetty]

este o idee buna dar tine in minte ca nu o-sa ai intrinsicuri de la rust, o-sa trebuie sa folosesti c's stdlib si sa-ti creezi propria ta stdlib

[hoary sluice]

stiu

e bine

[valid jetty]

no o-sa mai poti sa folosesti vectors de la rust sau alte lucruri

ok, sa ai noroc atunci

[hoary sluice]

ty

well for now i just want functions to work

i will figure out the whole stdlib thing when i get there

[valid jetty]

duar iti trebuie data structures (arrays, hashmaps, sets, queues, ll, etc etc), process (cmd) lucruri, encoding (b64, ascii, hex, etc), si cateva altele

si daca vrei sa fie mai usor o-sa iti trebuie si generics lolol

Array<T>

[hoary sluice]

:husk

[valid jetty]

poti presupune ca duar o-sa iti trebuie array de string, int, etc daca vrei

dar daca vrei dupa aia sa adaugi ceva ca si "Point" sau alt ceva similar, o-sa fie mai greu

[hoary sluice]

vrei o lambda calculus cu int, float, string, si bool la inceput

[valid jetty]

in special daca iti trebuie asta cand esti in mijlocul de aoc lol

[valid jetty]

okok

[hoary sluice]

vreu

vreau

whatever

[valid jetty]

vrei -> you want

[hoary sluice]

yea ik

[valid jetty]

vreau -> i want

[hoary sluice]

the whole military thing isnt happening anymore cause im going to uni in september and u can delay the military if ur studying, so im gonna compete in aoc again on the kotlin leaderboard

maybe win some more merch

and do the thing you did last year with elle

rewrite it after speedrunning it in kotlin

[valid jetty]

daca vrei sa adaugi generics la icps, nu ma intreaba pe mine pentru ca nici iou nu mai stiu c#um sistemu de generics functionaza in elle lol

[valid jetty]

idee buna

eu tot nu o-sa particip in aoc dar iti doresc noroc

[hoary sluice]

de ce

[valid jetty]

am examene importante in iunie de 2026 si trebuie sa studiez pentru iele

[hoary sluice]

studiez 6 luni?

[valid jetty]

da lol sunt grele

[hoary sluice]

i have my austrian equivalent of a levels starting in may i still havent started studying

surely they cant be that hard

[valid jetty]

in special physica si mathematica-extended

[valid jetty]

i got 27% on my last physics test

it's so over

[hoary sluice]

de ce studiezi pentru math

[valid jetty]

i have a D in physics and maths atm

[valid jetty]

math este usor, eu vorbesc despre "further maths"

care are lucruri multttt mai dificile

[hoary sluice]

ce e diferenta

[valid jetty]

further maths has stuff like group theory, game theory, critical path analysis, simplex algorithm, prim's algorithm, etc

like a bunch of muchhhh harder maths

[hoary sluice]

thats aoc stuff

[valid jetty]

still hard lol

[hoary sluice]

is game theory stuff like nim game

[valid jetty]

no it's stuff like this

probability and choosing best payoff based on strategies

stuff like that

[placid cape]

poggers

[hoary sluice]

we do that except its a lot simpler

c** configurezi typst, ce ide folosesti?

zed?

vreau sa folosesc typst pentru urmatorul paper meu

[valid jetty]

da, duar am split screen cu zed si pdf viewer-ul a lui macos

merge destul de bine

[hoary sluice]

be bine

🐱

[valid jetty]

i’ll be honest i’ll be surprised if you can score over 20% on a full paper of what we did this year in further maths, no offense

[hoary sluice]

de ce nu multe vitual desktops

[leaden crater]

show me maths

[valid jetty]

am

[hoary sluice]

do u have a full paper

i will get points everywhere related to aoc

[valid jetty]

uhhh stai umpic sa iau un practice paper

[hoary sluice]

ai o 14 inch display nu? de ce folosesti split screen

[valid jetty]

un 14 inch display, si nu, este 13 inch

@hoary sluice

all from the same paper and there’s loads of other questions

oh and btw you have 2 hours to do all of this

[hoary sluice]

what does taut mean 😭

[leaden crater]

this is physics no?

[hoary sluice]

how much time per question

[valid jetty]

it’s further maths

@hoary sluice

[leaden crater]

this is olympiad niveau here, not too bad

[valid jetty]

this is a very aoc-ish problem

[leaden crater]

this is actually pretty easy ngl, something that could be in bac 2009-2013

[hoary sluice]

where did they get e^x * cos + sin for a rope???

[valid jetty]

this stuff is all further pure so yeah pretty easy

[valid jetty]

this is further discrete

[hoary sluice]

what does not using calculus mean

can i not take the 2nd derivative?

[leaden crater]

further pure?

[valid jetty]

you can’t use differentiation or integration

[leaden crater]

nop

[valid jetty]

you have to use another method

[hoary sluice]

am i allowed to draw it

[leaden crater]

you don't do that in exams

[valid jetty]

you can but you can’t get your answer that way

[hoary sluice]

or do i insert the value right before and right after

[leaden crater]

you can use precalc no?

[valid jetty]

yeah

[hoary sluice]

and 2nd one is just calculating an integral

ok that one is pretty easy

[valid jetty]

“pure” is stuff like calculus, complex numbers, etc (things which aren’t discrete)

[leaden crater]

besides the integral i think i can do it pretty easily

[valid jetty]

look at the graph ones

you said you can do all the aoc-style ones lol

[leaden crater]

this is just hell turned into a paper

[valid jetty]

LMAO

[hoary sluice]

what does language of networks mean

beep boop

[leaden crater]

arbori?

[valid jetty]

here’s a game theory one @hoary sluice

all 1 question btw

[hoary sluice]

add a vertex that has an edge to h, j and i

is that network language

[valid jetty]

the model answer is

The new facility, which is a supersink, should be connected to nodes H, I and J as these are the sinks of the network.

[hoary sluice]

i get 107

[valid jetty]

it’s 94 lol

[hoary sluice]

idk what value of the cut means im assuming it means the total flow rate of all edges included in the cut?

[valid jetty]

remember the aoc question with the minimum cut of the network

[hoary sluice]

which one

[valid jetty]

the one from 2024 (?) i think there was one

[hoary sluice]

day 23?

[valid jetty]

23 was not a minimum cut problem iirc

it was the cliques one

[hoary sluice]

is this the cut

and i have to compute the sum of flow rates on it

[valid jetty]

yeah i think so

[hoary sluice]

that sums to 87

counting (e,f) as -10

10600 metres

i dont think were allowed to put it through dijkstra

and i was not about todo manual dijkstra i just guessed

[valid jetty]

that’s not what the question is asking lol

but yeah that’s part of it

[hoary sluice]

ok 10600 / 5

minutes

after 7 pm

i mean seconds

at 7:35:50

[valid jetty]

nearest minute but yep that’s correct lol

now do the game theory one

[hoary sluice]

wtf

i just drew a path picking the roads that looked the cheapest

[hoary sluice]

i get 0 points on this

i have no idea what linear programming is

i tried googling once and forgot it

something with equations

[valid jetty]

solving constraint problems with more than 2 inequalities

last lesson we did cayley tables for symmetric groups lol

[leaden crater]

why don't they subsidize the prices

[hoary sluice]

this is one of our problems

random one

[valid jetty]

3 marks ????

insane

[hoary sluice]

theres 42 total

[valid jetty]

i would get 0 marks on this because fuck mechanics

well if i really tried i could do it

[hoary sluice]

these are my solutions (everything is wrong)

[valid jetty]

“???” 😭

[hoary sluice]

this is trigonometry not mechanics

[valid jetty]

it very much is mechanics and that’s why i hate mechanics

[hoary sluice]

idk why i translated math to english

how is w not just sqrt(u^2-v^2)

[valid jetty]

the mechanics questions in further maths are EVIL

[hoary sluice]

is w not just the pythagorean theorem???

[valid jetty]

@hoary sluice do

[hoary sluice]

explain why w is not the pythagorean theorem

[valid jetty]

it’s just cosine rule lmao

[hoary sluice]

its literally a triangle hello

a^2 = c^2 - b^2

[valid jetty]

yeah but it’s not right angled lol

:3

pythag only works on right angled triangles

[hoary sluice]

i think its 40 deg and the bottom one crosses

[hoary sluice]

since when???

[valid jetty]

since like always

[hoary sluice]

oh cos(90) is 0 so it becomes pythag

omg

how did i not know this

[valid jetty]

😭

[hoary sluice]

its so over

[valid jetty]

it truly is

[hoary sluice]

i hope my 100 on the previous math exam and the average of ~91.5 on checkups is enough to get me an A after i get 0 on the next exam

[valid jetty]

@hoary sluice can u get a point on this

[hoary sluice]

i think its 40 deg and the bottom one crosses

idk what the magnitude is

[valid jetty]

a vector has direction and magnitude

[hoary sluice]

i mean 5 degrees

down

or 10

probably 10

its probably purple, not 10

[hoary sluice]

yea and idk how to get the magnitude

[valid jetty]

oh i thought you didn’t know what it was

like what it means

[hoary sluice]

ik what it means sometimes

[valid jetty]

you’re meant to do this

[hoary sluice]

and whats the angle

im so glad im not at ur school

[valid jetty]

when i told you i need to study in december to be ready for june i wasn’t kidding

[hoary sluice]

yea i get it now

what type of exam is this

are u graduating in 26

[valid jetty]

yeah

then i get to take a gap year and then go to japan a year after

so i’ll start uni in 28 ish

[hoary sluice]

i will start my masters same time u start bachelor

[valid jetty]

lmao

[hoary sluice]

im gonna do erasmus at ur uni 😼

[valid jetty]

evil,,,

i wonder if erasmus do scholarships

[hoary sluice]

(i dont want to go to japan)

too many weebs

[valid jetty]

if they do i can go a year early

[hoary sluice]

my uni costs 350 a semester 🙂

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty Pop quiz
how do you find direction between two vectors
answer in pseudo code

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty is this how you solve it

[hoary sluice]

v1.dir + v2.dir

[valid jetty]

actually in cities other than 東京県 where there’s a bunch of tourism there isn’t a lot of weebs it’s just a normal city like any other city

[valid jetty]

atan2?

[deep mulch]

Rosie is rich

[valid jetty]

like atan2(v2.y, v2.x) - atan2(v1.y, v1.x)

[deep mulch]

it's not fair I can't even go a state away Rosie gets to move across the world

[hoary sluice]

next time please just say tokyo 😭

[hoary sluice]

and idk the language

at least in romania or poland i can more or less communicate

[valid jetty]

i’m literally not that’s why i’m taking a gap year

[deep mulch]

rosie will move and then hate it after 1 week

[valid jetty]

so i can earn money to go

[valid jetty]

other than the occasional grammar mixup your romanian is pretty good

[deep mulch]

imo that's wasting money

[hoary sluice]

if i do decide to go to romania im gonna have to actually learn it cause im still very far from being able to hold a spoken conversation

romanians speak too fast

[leaden crater]

長崎県佐世保市日野町

[valid jetty]

that’s me with jp lol

[hoary sluice]

ur japanese is probably a lot better than my romanian

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty @valid jetty you will go to jp and hate it after a week

[valid jetty]

i will not

[hoary sluice]

romanian is my 2nd worst language not counting languages i dont know at all

behind arabic

[deep mulch]

you will

[valid jetty]

i know romanian and english, i’m studying jp, and i can make out what most german and french sentences are saying

other than that i know nothing

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty

[ornate quiver]

you do not speak Romanian what

[valid jetty]

i do 😭😭😭

[hoary sluice]

heast i glab da des wiakli ned

[deep mulch]

@ornate quiver Rosie is a genius

[ornate quiver]

HOW

[deep mulch]

nothing surprises me anymore

[hoary sluice]

speaking 2 languages isnt genius 😭 youre just stupid

[leaden crater]

erudite

[deep mulch]

Rosie is fluent in 87 languages and knows the most advanced math

[deep mulch]

I only know English

[hoary sluice]

she just ranted for an hour about failing math

[deep mulch]

failing the world's hardest math is different from failing average level math

@hoary sluice 🐐ly

[hoary sluice]

whats 17 + 40

question 2 whats 9 + 10

(hint: its not 19)

[leaden crater]

german you say?
Lesen Sie die Überschriften (A–I) und die nachstehenden Programmvorschläge (1–5).
Welche Überschrift passt zu welchem Programmvorschlag?
Schreiben Sie den richtigen Buchstaben (A–I) in die rechte Spalte.
Sie können jeden Buchstaben nur einmal wählen. Vier Buchstaben bleiben übrig

[deep mulch]

100

[hoary sluice]

zu viel arbeit ich rate einfach

[leaden crater]

du bist nicht @valid jetty

[hoary sluice]

1 C, 2 E, 3 F, 4 G, 5 A

[deep mulch]

@hoary sluice favorite number

[leaden crater]

kunstliche intelligenz fr

[hoary sluice]

rosie hat es schon geloest und wartet nur ab damit es nicht suspicious aussieht

[hoary sluice]

ist das richtig

[hoary sluice]

Naja close enough

[leaden crater]

close enough wenn alle sind misplaced

klar

[hoary sluice]

das ist kein satz

[valid jetty]

i didn’t say i’m fluent in german 😭

i can like piece together what conversational sentences mean i can’t read paragraphs

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty is fluent in Zimbabwean

[leaden crater]

@deep mulch is fluent in farsi

[deep mulch]

yop

[valid jetty]

it’s my “native” language

[ornate quiver]

really wow

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty when did you move from fish to brexit

[ornate quiver]

rosie is romanian

[deep mulch]

rusher is secretly Brazilian

[hoary sluice]

what do i do with this copy of the bitcoin whitepaper on dense paper that i tested my printer with

[hoary sluice]

do u speak it with ur parerts

[deep mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-soldier-cats-roman-soldier-cat-roman-cat-gif-13239839695775206788

[hoary sluice]

if not its heritage language

[valid jetty]

uhhh idk if i can share the year but over 8 years ago

[hoary sluice]

why not

wait ur not born in britain??

[valid jetty]

yeah i try to, but i can understand everything my parents say

[leaden crater]

you are lucky that you didnt get to learn this godforsaken curriculum

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty will be used as crab bait

[hoary sluice]

why do u need bait for crabs

[deep mulch]

cause

they starve

[valid jetty]

because zoot has big pincers

[deep mulch]

guhhh

[leaden crater]

what to write here @deep mulch

[deep mulch]

say hi

[valid jetty]

@hoary sluice do you actually plan generics in icps

because if you do i HEAVILY recommend actually looking up a paper and researching it instead of just doing it from scratch

the elle one is held together with duct tape

[hoary sluice]

im gonna have to

[valid jetty]

because i just did it like, by myself with no help

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty when will Elle have 512 bit numbers

[hoary sluice]

it has bigint

[valid jetty]

^

[deep mulch]

bigger

[hoary sluice]

@valid jetty how do i even do types

[deep mulch]

I want huge int

mega int

[hoary sluice]

do u have a romanian accent in english

[valid jetty]

wdym

[deep mulch]

colossal int

[valid jetty]

no, the other way around

my romanian pronunciation is fucked

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty has deep country accent

[valid jetty]

@deep mulch has deep alien accent

[deep mulch]

yop

[hoary sluice]

were u raised in english or why

[valid jetty]

even though my parents speak romanian i’ve been exposed to english just about literally fucking everywhere

the only time i speak romanian is with puhbu or with family

i’m honestly surprised i remember as much as i do

[shrewd canopy]

Why not add 2048 bit numbers

Unironically ARM has them

[hoary sluice]

ok but i was exposed to german and english from the age of 5 and i have a russian accent sometimes

i speak russian only with family

[valid jetty]

yeah i have never had a romanian accent lol it’s very british

my parents do tho

have u seen my jp pronunciation

[hoary sluice]

do u talk to relatives in romania

[valid jetty]

yes

[hoary sluice]

i cant judge jp pronounciation

pronunciation

[valid jetty]

i mean plx said it was alright

so it probably is

[hoary sluice]

send clip of romanian

i might have a better romanian accent than u

[valid jetty]

uhhh soon

[leaden crater]

fokin briish mate

[hoary sluice]

cause its similar to russian

[valid jetty]

yeah

i mean romanian is a romance slavic language

i don’t think russian is a romance language but it is a slavic language

[leaden crater]

nop

[valid jetty]

huusk

[hoary sluice]

albanian looks sad by itself

[valid jetty]

that’s romanian with a very heavy german accent

[fleet cedar]

Isn't dorian a musical mode, why is it a language family

[hoary sluice]

i guess i need to emphasize russian

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty learn old English

[hoary sluice]

is this any better

would be a lot better if i lived in italy and not in austria

[valid jetty]

still doesn’t sound like romanian as much as i thought lol

what is the text you read i’ll read it out loud too

[hoary sluice]

Toate ființele umane se nasc libere și egale în demnitate și în drepturi.

maybe i shouldve picked a more everyday sentence

[spark ridge]

lol

[leaden crater]

read uhhh

a novel

[hoary sluice]

no ty

Was ne Ansage

dont mind the singular generic

idk how moldovans manage to speak romanian with a perfect russian accent, so zoot probably wouldnt be able to tell the difference between a moldovan speaking russian or romanian

@deep mulch you need to try

[deep mulch]

guh?

[hoary sluice]

lemme find a clip

[spark ridge]

i can totally hear this
my friends talk more faster in the zone

[valid jetty]

hows this

[spark ridge]

your voice?

[valid jetty]

yes

[spark ridge]

i think your pronunciation is very nice.

[valid jetty]

thank you

[hoary sluice]

it sounds right but also wrong at the same time idk how to explain it

[valid jetty]

lmao yeah ive got that before

its like half romanian half english

[hoary sluice]

ive never heard romanian with a british accent but it doesnt sound like the accent english people have when speaking russian it sounds like an ai

[valid jetty]

ai???? 😭

[hoary sluice]

if ai was told to generate neutral sounding romanian

[valid jetty]

i guess im an ai now

[hoary sluice]

rosiegpt

[valid jetty]

i can prove its real

i said demnitate super fast

i kept messing up saying demnitate and having to rerecord lmao

[hoary sluice]

lmao

[spark ridge]

i like how you all pronounce it
i must have a thick tongue. even my first language, Japanese, is sometimes heard back lol

[hoary sluice]

send a clip

[valid jetty]

my japanese pronunciation is fine

[spark ridge]

jp voice?

[valid jetty]

i messed up saying 日本 and i said ねほん and i will never forgive myself

[fleet cedar]

A rust update broke one of my crates :(

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty read the entire ultima noapte de dragoste intaia noapte de razboi on voice message fr

[valid jetty]

never

[hoary sluice]

it sounds like a romanian girl saying something and then asking ai to make it sound less romanian

but i cant pinpoint what exactly is wrong

[spark ridge]

jp voice

[hoary sluice]

bing chilling

[valid jetty]

lmao yeah sounds quite japanese

[hoary sluice]

can u read this Toate ființele umane se nasc libere și egale în demnitate și în drepturi. and record it

[valid jetty]

i will never be able to talk like that

[valid jetty]

what happens when you live on the bleeding edge

[valid jetty]

@hoary sluice this

[valid jetty]

and this

sound more or less the same

right

[fleet cedar]

That, and also when you do very illegal things

[spark ridge]

i think your Japanese is nice enough.
Let's talk in Japanese someday.

[valid jetty]

just the romanian one has less of an accent lol

[deep mulch]

you sound more mature than I expected

@valid jetty speak English

[valid jetty]

nop

[deep mulch]

you forgot how to speak English didn't you

[valid jetty]

what is this supposed to mean

@deep mulch give me something to read

[deep mulch]

idk

[hoary sluice]

ur romanian sounds a lot softer

[deep mulch]

the quick brown fox

however it goes

[hoary sluice]

im gonna say than in a russian accent

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty

[deep mulch]

I hate my voice

[spark ridge]

i can't keep up with what everyone is talking about because I only speak japanese lol
if there's a sentence you want a beginner to speak, say it. i try

[hoary sluice]

say Toate ființele umane se nasc libere și egale în demnitate și în drepturi.

[valid jetty]

@deep mulch give me something longer to read lmao

[spark ridge]

do you have anything shorter?
too much of a beginner to remember lol

[hoary sluice]

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[hoary sluice]

am o masina foarte puternica

that s is a "sh" i dont have the letter for it

[spark ridge]

wait
ill go record it

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty I should find some rite for you to read that curses you

Rosie would read anything

[alpine pecan]

@cinder egret is this true

[valid jetty]

fine

actually zoot is the lazy dog not the quick brown fox

give me like a longer paragraph i sound so dead inside reading that lmao

[hoary sluice]

why is ur romanian so much softer

[valid jetty]

i think thats also part of my microphone

[hoary sluice]

u mean rolling the r?

[valid jetty]

ill read this:

She closed her eyes and let the breeze carry the scent of lavender and rain through the open window. The world outside was quiet, the kind of hush that only comes after a storm, when the earth is still drinking in the rain. She traced the rim of her teacup with one finger, the warmth of it grounding her, anchoring her to this small, perfect moment. Somewhere in the distance, a bird began to sing, its notes weaving through the silence like a thread of gold in the dim morning light.

(ai generated it)

you guys dont wanna give me anything

[hoary sluice]

@deep mulch @spark ridge i will present you with 2 audio clips, one of them contains a moldovan speaking romanian and the other contains a moldovan speaking russian, i want you to tell me which one you think is which

[spark ridge]

am i the only one who thought the overall speaking style was similar?

[hoary sluice]

theyre both moldovans and speak with basically the same accent

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty https://youtu.be/JeNS1ZNHQs8

[spark ridge]

if I could speak Romanian, could I pronounce Russian or Moldovan easily?

[hoary sluice]

moldovan is romanian

and yes

[spark ridge]

👍

i'll try to learn some romanian at some point
right now i need to focus on learning english lol

[hoary sluice]

which one do yo u think is russian

which one romanian

[leaden crater]

moldovan doesnt exist anymore

[spark ridge]

first is romanian?

[spark ridge]

sry. i mistaked

[hoary sluice]

ill wait till @deep mulch answers to reveal it

[spark ridge]

ok

[spark ridge]

im going to bed
good night bros

[hoary sluice]

gn

[spark ridge]

ill see the results of the quiz then i wake up

gn

[valid jetty]

i really struggled with that 😭 i picked like the WORST paragraph ever to read

specifically "She traced the rim of her teacup" and "like a thread of gold" are so hard to say quickly

because i try to actually say thread instead of fread

i can make the th sound but i cant say it fast

[hoary sluice]

why are u speaking so fast

[valid jetty]

because i just kinda do that

[hoary sluice]

it doesnt sound british

only select words

[valid jetty]

that was slow btw

i made sure to actually sound out words

if i speak normally it sounds british

[leaden crater]

i know the 2nd one i think i heard it before

[valid jetty]

sometimes irl i literally have to take a deep breath and force myself to speak slower to be understood by people lol

i suffer with speaking wayy too fast idk why

[hoary sluice]

e o interviu in moldova in care moldoveanii sunt intrebati daca vor sa fie in UE sau in rusia

[valid jetty]

im glad i can understand 100% of the romanian one

i was scared i wouldnt be able to

[leaden crater]

ik

[valid jetty]

WHY IS THIS ONE SO CLEAR IN RETROSPECT

[hoary sluice]

i typed moldovans speaking in yt

[valid jetty]

my microphone was possessed for that one recording

[hoary sluice]

i can understand what shes saying but not the individual words

[valid jetty]

i can

[leaden crater]

@hoary sluice watch this and tell me what you understand fr

[hoary sluice]

ok

am i allowed to read the romanian subtitles

[valid jetty]

uhh credeti ca persoana care va deveni presedinte va ajuta moldova sa se aproprie de mai mult de uniona europeana sau de rusia?

mmmm nu stiu. cred ca mai mult de uniona europeana.

de ce?

pfft pentru ca toata lumea e inspre europa

noi speram ca catre uniona europeana

---

uhh do you think the person who will become president will help moldova to become closer with the european union or with russia?

mmmm i dont know. i think more with the european union.

why?

pfft because everyone is headed towards europe

we hope that were headed towards the european union

[hoary sluice]

oh i thought she asked whether she wanted moldova to be in the eu or no

i just ignored the word president

[valid jetty]

lmao

[hoary sluice]

maybe cause presedinte with sh isnt immediately recognizable

[valid jetty]

i guess

[hoary sluice]

so far it sounds like benjamin gont is up to no good in western france making some kind of hotel-restaurant money laundering scheme or something

[leaden crater]

yuh

[valid jetty]

i’m honestly so surprised with my romanian knowledge i like never ever consume romanian content ever 😭❤️

[leaden crater]

i heart recorder

[leaden crater]

consume puhhb

[valid jetty]

i don’t talk to puh that often lol

[hoary sluice]

im probably gonna start watching romanian content againi wanna get fluent and go to erasmus in romania

[hoary sluice]

who is puh

[leaden crater]

@crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel @crisp kestrel

[valid jetty]

@crisp kestrel

[leaden crater]

@valid jetty do you know how to code in lua

[valid jetty]

talk to me i can give you corrections

[hoary sluice]

not allowed

[valid jetty]

i can code in any language given some time to learn the syntax

for lua specifically my knowledge is plausible

[hoary sluice]

ok write bfs in malbolge

[leaden crater]

can you help me make a balala balatro mod xd

[valid jetty]

isn’t balatro written in js

also i don’t have balatro lol

[leaden crater]

thats where hacking no drm i mean mega.nz & catbox.moe comes in

[leaden crater]

nop, uses lua love2d

[valid jetty]

i don’t pirate games (i don’t play games)

programming is kinda like a game for me

[hoary sluice]

you will play silksong

[valid jetty]

i have mac and linux lol

oh you meant like

okok

[valid jetty]

maybe

the last game i played was celeste

[leaden crater]

jp locali for balala

[leaden crater]

hmmmmm

interesting

[valid jetty]

if you remember when i was talking about celeste in #🌺-regulars @hoary sluice that was the last time i played a game

[leaden crater]

how to get regular

[valid jetty]

get vee to despise you just a little less

don’t worry that channel is just as 1984 as everywhere else if not worse

[leaden crater]

despise meter will grow the moment i leak the games on their steam

[valid jetty]

oh we know

[hoary sluice]

i read that as the first time you played a game

[leaden crater]

really?

there's a secret game

[hoary sluice]

diploma thesis done time to play among us

omg we need to host vencord amongus

[valid jetty]

I CANT FIND IT BUT I HAVE A PICTURE OF VEE WITH ALL THE ACHIVEMENTS IN A 🐓👔 GAME AND IM SO ANNOYED tHAT I CANT FIND IT

[deep mulch]

@valid jetty hiii

unhusk

[leaden crater]

a what game

[valid jetty]

hen tie

[valid jetty]

yeah.. not that one

there are others

[leaden crater]

oh

i see it'

oh