🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy destroy

[vapid quail]

etil stop spreading misinfo
mei mei stop eating kids

[open pasture]

lite public hanging right now

I DONT EAT KIDS

MINORS DNI!!

[lethal dove]

etil

[vapid quail]

man

[lethal dove]

pure evil

[vapid quail]

im after a drink

[lethal dove]

oh i should probably change my name back hold on

[open pasture]

deserved

[lethal dove]

you're like batman but if he sucked and was the worst and evil

[tacit karma]

what kind

[open pasture]

nop

[jolly temple]

loose?

[open pasture]

my parents are alive

[open pasture]

i feel sexually harassed

[jolly temple]

i typed a terminal text editor

[lethal dove]

damn it....

[open pasture]

helix

[lethal dove]

no kevin

stop it

[jolly temple]

never

[open pasture]

MODS

[tacit karma]

it just falls off

[open pasture]

SEXUAL HARASSMENT

im putting an order on kevin

no more kevin

[lethal dove]

kevin stop it

no more

[open pasture]

ough i wanna play cs2 and pokemon scarlet...

[tacit karma]

keep going kevin

[open pasture]

NO

[jolly temple]

that's just be considered illegal

[tacit karma]

i cheer for u kevin

[open pasture]

EVEN HE KNOWS

[tacit karma]

nuh uh

[open pasture]

WHY IS KEVIN BEING SO COMPREHENDABLE

[raw panther]

sentient

[open pasture]

im gonna play cs2 no more markiplier

[lethal dove]

evil games

[open pasture]

he has left

[tacit karma]

how DARE you.

@mods hang her

[raw panther]

click them heads for me

[jolly temple]

im in notification saying anything no more than you get the one like a fuss about the biggest companies are you

[lethal dove]

im never playing cs2 again because of you actually

[open pasture]

pighhh

[jolly temple]

meow

[open pasture]

meow

[raw panther]

meow

[junior ridge]

i love cs

[raw panther]

I haven't played much cs in a long time

but got 1585h logged

[open pasture]

i got ab out

443

[raw panther]

noob

[lethal dove]

noobs

[junior ridge]

i have a little over 500

[spark crescent]

i have a six...

[junior ridge]

seven

[open pasture]

am pro..

im level 9

🥺

[lethal dove]

lowest level ever

[junior ridge]

im level like 30 but i got my service medal a while ago

[ripe willow]

Wouldn't happen if yiu played eith me

Let's be real

[jolly temple]

wait that's fine

[ripe willow]

We would just win too fast

We are just better

Yk?

Finland can come too @raw panther

[raw panther]

:3

I will have to play cs in 6 weeks, having a lan party

[open pasture]

everytime i play t on retakes, the entire ct side leaves..

[jolly temple]

bro this is this was sleeping

[open pasture]

oh you sweet summer child

https://support.faceit.com/hc/en-us/articles/10525200579740-FACEIT-CS2-Elo-and-skill-levels

level 9 is smth else

[junior ridge]

oh you mean faceit

[open pasture]

yes

[junior ridge]

im faceit level 3 cause ive never played faceit

[open pasture]

i lied im faceit 0 bc the anti cheat no worky linux

[junior ridge]

[ripe willow]

Big dawg, we can make this work

Im confident i can defeat their VM detection

If you wanna play in a KVM

And then DMA the VM, like a chad

memflow or vmread my beloveds

[open pasture]

yeah i can

but at the cost of performance and overhead

i think i will play pokemon scarlet

[jolly temple]

isn't update your issues

[open pasture]

premier servers exist so... good enough

[junior ridge]

except you're baned

[open pasture]

I assume I'm around 10,000 in premier? maybe higher idk..

[open pasture]

i do not enjoy when my entire team trolls and just goes tuns or long on full buy

also i crave food..

[junior ridge]

i hate playing premier soloq ppl are so annoying

[open pasture]

im always soloq cuz no friends..

[junior ridge]

me too

[open pasture]

i either awp or lurk

[junior ridge]

i use funny guns

like mp5 or pp bizn

[open pasture]

rushii HATES me and never hops on...

[jolly temple]

if you're actually an ant colony

[open pasture]

plus i dont think theyre the best player

that's okay

[junior ridge]

evil

im good Sometimes

[jolly temple]

pride what the-

[junior ridge]

kevin homophobic real

[open pasture]

waow

my skills flip flop around. it looks like im toggling

[junior ridge]

same

[lethal dove]

fat

[jolly temple]

vivi

[modern drift]

vivi

[jolly temple]

you’re cold go to run it just them, but id

[chrome totem]

finally bro

vencord fixed on web

[sharp trail]

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[twin harness]

didn't even need to look to know who named the channel

[sharp trail]

@fallow drum

[fallow drum]

all g

this channel is like that anyway

[velvet quarry]

We have a problem. https://youtu.be/FI_ExTfcJuU

[lethal dove]

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[modern drift]

https://youtu.be/FI_ExTfcJuU

erm

[vestal comet]

it's optional just don't do it

you lose nothing of value if you don't do it

unless you speak in stage channels for a living

[fallow drum]

true

[jolly temple]

except when are we can check it

[fallow drum]

i love fear mongering

[lethal dove]

literally 1984!!! omg!!!!

[open pasture]

why the fuck am I always planting the bomb

i love being just stuck in spawn unable to go anywhere

[jolly temple]

[guh](

[clever ore]

we love panley don't we folks

[twin crag]

vai generate my off-topic-ai-only message for today

[neon ferry]

Hello! I hope you're having a great day. Remember to take a moment for yourself and recharge. ✨

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[twin crag]

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[clever ore]

the worst case scenario i can think of is how some servers will age restrict channels even though they don't need to

that might be a problem

[vestal comet]

channel age restriction already exists

[clever ore]

and they're going to flag servers as age restricted

[vestal comet]

and has for years

[clever ore]

yes but that's what i mean

some channels will no longer be accessible to some users

[vestal comet]

well this already exists

and has for years

[clever ore]

i know

i don't think you get what i'm saying

[jolly temple]

hop on discord seems like it too

[vestal comet]

nothing changes

[clever ore]

the access to these channels will change

that is what i meant

[jolly temple]

they're just all of a wayland compositor

[clever ore]

but that can probably be resolved over time

it's not an end of the world scenario

[vestal comet]

but people who have their birthday and are minors are already restricted from accessing gated channels

[atomic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-zoi-borzoi-sleepy-lazy-gif-17535414920220940117

[vestal comet]

as has been for years

[vestal comet]

very inspiring scene

[jolly temple]

maybe mobile i only two messages for my friends are you doing its a lot of them, also i have to vpn

[atomic pawn]

a good thing btw i dont know why ppl are upset about this

[vestal comet]

they're upset about the id verification part

which is optional anyways

[winged flame]

Yeah NSFW channels

[clever ore]

i forgot it asks for your birthday on registering

[winged flame]

Thats it

[atomic pawn]

its teen by default

so

[winged flame]

Which is a good thing

[atomic pawn]

yeah

[jolly temple]

@rare trout insane

[atomic pawn]

i mean i dont care discord has had my ID for a year now

[winged flame]

People overreact so much

[atomic pawn]

plus theyve always had my real birthday

[winged flame]

This literally isnt that big of a deal

[vestal comet]

exact same as always except you can't do nsfw channels

[atomic pawn]

oh no i cant access 18+ channels because im not 18+

[jolly temple]

i can tweak it was so you think

[clever ore]

so I don't see it as a significant issue, but I do see concern for false positives

[atomic pawn]

im going to die

[vestal comet]

That's with stripe if you're a bot dev I think

[jolly temple]

bye bye

[winged flame]

Then they can reverify

[clever ore]

I did see a tweet saying a user from 06 was flagged as a teenager

[winged flame]

Ticket

[clever ore]

which i think is probably user error

[atomic pawn]

i mean yes but also i dont care to verify with k-id as they have my birthday already

so

provided by me

i mean

[twin harness]

koda thinks discord should use persona

[jolly temple]

the worse than everybody who knew

[vestal comet]

if you mailed zendesk your id for age verification after being exploded I suppose

[atomic pawn]

not by stripe ID verification

[winged flame]

Never

[winged flame]

Discord's implementation is fine

[twin harness]

koda works for persona

[winged flame]

That's why im not against it

[atomic pawn]

discord trialed persona and disabled it after like 3 days

[vestal comet]

Koda last name is Thiel

[winged flame]

Introducing persona would be a terrible decision and i would be against it

[vestal comet]

they had an experiment for that since last October

[sharp trail]

there should be a global digital ID managed by governments

then social media can oauth to that

no third party involved

[vestal comet]

it'll use sqlite and be publicly exposed to everyone

[jolly temple]

(which is why does not on ur not saying

[thick hearth]

ai

[clever ore]

I believe it was 2 weeks

[thick hearth]

🤖

[sharp trail]

if you’re against that you are against protecting kids

[atomic pawn]

and the managing website will be a v0 generated purple and blue gradient webpage that tells you who the password you are trying to use is currently being used by

[vestal comet]

You're hired

[twin harness]

my dad unironically thinks that you should provide ID to use any social media for the sole purpose of being identifiable

[clever ore]

Panley claims in their blog that it was Jan 31st to Feb 15th, with the wayback's limited archives i can see it from Feb 2nd to Feb 14th

[vestal comet]

this is called a user profile I think

[crude fern]

the server breaks the usb drive with the liveusb on it when i boot the kernel

tsuk_stare

i

what

[twin harness]

my dad supports mass surveillance

[crude fern]

what the FUCK

WHAT

???

[twin harness]

WHAT THE-

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[jolly temple]

oh my adult age group is the baby bald

[crude fern]

booting the server breaks the liveusb

what

???

[junior ridge]

because yes

[sharp trail]

this is good though

why wouldn’t it be

[clever ore]

depends on what you think is good about it

it's a true monkey's paw

[jolly temple]

frontier is here

[clever ore]

pros: you're easily identifiable
cons: you're easily identifiable

[lethal dove]

it has benefits and downsides

[winged flame]

Me when data breach

[junior ridge]

frontier is here

[twin harness]

i wonder if he likes palantir

[lethal dove]

on one hand itd help identify perpetrators only way easier

on the other hand

[twin harness]

i mean just look at the uk

[winged flame]

Censorship and corrupt governments

[lethal dove]

I dont trust corporations to handle sensitive information of millions of people

[winged flame]

Governments aren't known for not killing journalists

[crude fern]

frontier is here

[twin harness]

i mean censorship is good lol there is so much that kids see now that they should not

[winged flame]

This would make their job 1000x easier

[jolly temple]

because i could be interested in their daily sodium intake by cloudflare

[twin harness]

corrupt governments are barely an issue just vote them out

[winged flame]

You're confusing parental controls with censorship of the entire internet

[crude fern]

FUCK MY MACROS

[jolly temple]

im a six...

[winged flame]

Are you dumb

Ivory is ragebaiting

[twin harness]

what

[clever ore]

definition of the monkey's paw

[lethal dove]

paw 🐾

[twin harness]

tbh just shut down the internet and go back to reading books or whatever

[lethal dove]

i dont think youre using the monkeys paw analogy correctly

[twin harness]

no one can read anymore

[clever ore]

the corrupt government thing isn't a monkey's paw thing

that's different

[lethal dove]

paw 🐾

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/paws-at-you-paws-cat-boop-cute-gif-16080503730620266195

[lethal dove]

people have become horribly reliant on ai its scary

[woven garden]

I figure this community would be discussing alternatives to discord given the recent you-know-what

what alternatives are y'all putting your bets on? (I know the names and general gist of most of them)

[lethal dove]

half a decade ago the thought of someone being incapable of reading subtitles was unheard of

[twin harness]

most people here don't really care because verification is optional

[lethal dove]

someone post the copypasta

[woven garden]

yes plz copypasta

[twin harness]

here

[jolly temple]

dont

[lethal dove]

wrong one

[twin harness]

ohhh

[lethal dove]

im gonna be home in like 3 minutes

[twin harness]

Have you seen the new chat platform? It's on Stoat. It's literally on Fluxer. It's on Discord with ads. It's literally on Root. You can probably find it on Spacebar. Dude it's on Squirrel Chat. It's a Rocket chat original. It's on TeamSpeak 3. You can collaborate on Chanty. You can go to Twist and work on it. Log onto Wire right now. Go to Viber. Dive into Zangi. You can Zulip it. It's on Pumble. Pumble has it for you. Pumble has it for you.

[lethal dove]

hold on I can do it

or that

[lethal dove]

@woven garden

[vestal comet]

Fluxer is like discord

if you want something like discord but better in places

Stoat was once revolt if you've ever heard of that

[woven garden]

yeah there's soooo many hence my curiosity which ones people actually think are promising

[vestal comet]

Discord

I'm sticking with discord for now

[lethal dove]

hop on guilded!!

[vestal comet]

all the age verification stuff is optional anyways

[lethal dove]

oh....

[vestal comet]

yeah guilded great idea

I'm sure it's doing great

[jolly temple]

i ate like a nice

[vestal comet]

and thriving

and alive

[lethal dove]

surely

[woven garden]

thank u for the info

[junior ridge]

yes

om nom

[kind prawn]

mushrooms so good

[jolly temple]

hi ven

[junior ridge]

hi ven

[clever ore]

I think Stoat will probably do the best out of the bunch, but they'll be nowhere near the scale of Discord

I don't think Discord's userbase will shrink by much

[lethal dove]

id wager ts6 personally since its the one ive seen with the most publicity but i doubt itll live long

[clever ore]

I don't think they'll do well

[jolly temple]

ninety three emotions in israel

[clever ore]

I hear they're pretty bad

And also they're self-hosted or you pay teamspeak to host for you

So that's an immediate knock against them compared to Stoat

But again I don't see this as a huge shift in the userbase, i see this kinda like the shift from twitter to bluesky

[open pasture]

93 bombs set in isreal

now

[lethal dove]

ehh maybe

it could go either way imo

nothing will happen tho, theyll all die out anyways

[clever ore]

I doubt it for stoat

they've been around for a while now

The others are more risky

[junior ridge]

i made my stoat account when they were still revolt

[lethal dove]

stoatchat is revolt??

[junior ridge]

yea

iirc

i mean i used my revolt login for it and it worked, so

[lethal dove]

oh shit

had no idea

[jolly temple]

not just me dumb

[lethal dove]

then yeah itll be around for a while

[junior ridge]

i used it with some friends when like russia and shit blocked discord

now they just use vpns on discord anyway 😭

[dusky forge]

[crude fern]

teamspeak mobile app costs money

iirc

[stark herald]

yet microsoft teams beats all

[lethal dove]

fake

[errant bough]

https://youtu.be/2WwW2kK1xGQ?si=oj_b9d_CznbNv-sn

[jolly temple]

this is happening

[twin harness]

⚠️ TRACKING PARAMETERS DETECTED ⚠️

[bold adder]

hi

[jolly temple]

vrule

[open pasture]

vrule 3

[neon ferry]

Rule 3\. English only

The server language is English. If your English is very poor, you may ask questions in other languages in the support channels. Otherwise, stick to English in all other areas.

[lethal dove]

vrule 7

[neon ferry]

Rule 7\. No external drama

Keep external or personal conflicts out of here. Do not ping users to resolve issues from other servers (e.g. asking someone to unblock or unban you). Avoid witch-hunts or "cancel" attempts over external drama.

[bold adder]

obama confirms aliens are real and theyre definitely not being stored in area 51

[jolly temple]

blue archive i don't think stoat

[bold adder]

this is real btw

https://fixupx.com/kirawontmiss/status/2022796822306079159

kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss)

Barack Obama claims that aliens are real in a new interview 😬

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lollll heres the sequel https://fixupx.com/nicksortor/status/2024578609252360317

Nick Sortor (@nicksortor)

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just sent a WARNING to Barack Obama, after Obama said “aliens are real”
︀︀
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FixupX · Feb 19, 2026, 8:15 PM

bye bye obama

⠀

oh my god

LMAOOOO

[fallow drum]

funny he says this because every single president in recent times has done the same thing

[lyric bay]

What

[fallow drum]

idk why they even do it anymore

[lyric bay]

hi faye

[bold adder]

i will declassify aliens

[open pasture]

LMAO

I will censor faye

[lyric bay]

i just did this

you’re welcome

[bold adder]

thznks

[jolly temple]

root windows one

[bold adder]

are they real

[kind prawn]

what if unidentified aerial phenomena was called gravitational unidentified aerial phenomena so its acronym is GUAP

[jolly temple]

leave ryujinx

[kind prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/money-flying-money-maker-money-stacks-racks-rack-city-gif-15148858055070878391

[open pasture]

ok

[junior ridge]

i cant leave ryujinx im pretty sure they deleted their server a while ago

[open pasture]

the emulator

leave it

[junior ridge]

oh ok

bye ryujinx

[open pasture]

i should scarlet but so lazy

[lyric bay]

I have bad news for you

Declassification is still a classification level

You’ll have to talk to my manager

[bold adder]

hooray

time to watch poppy playtime chapter 5

[bold adder]

who is that

[open pasture]

Burger

Yummy

[jolly temple]

this shit ton of kfc

[open pasture]

No Kevin that's a burger

Not chicken

[twin harness]

fat

[errant bough]

It's mine now

[rare trout]

@prime python ur a hacker????

[prime python]

its true

[rare trout]

wow...

[kind prawn]

broke boy

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[open pasture]

@prime python wth did you do

No escaping you

[winged flame]

I literally just saw this 😭

[jolly temple]

im a costco is here in your thoughts on here reads, without giving someone points it looks very clean (i did)

[winged flame]

Holy tiktok sync

[open pasture]

Mixes you with my rigatoni

[winged flame]

Noooo

[open pasture]

I forgot to add you to the yuri server

@winged flame pspspspsp

Dms

[open pasture]

[crude fern]

that'd be the nickname for my nas if i buy one

[open pasture]

Yuri server

pastelcozy

[crude fern]

aka all my downloaded pictures from 2 yrs ago

[lethal dove]

yuri

[crude fern]

nowadays i consume all slop

[open pasture]

No you're too young. Go read books child

[crude fern]

crazy ti say after inviting koda to a yuri server

[junior ridge]

you can always use my current nas for that

[jolly temple]

what it for me

[open pasture]

She has two alts in there already

She's been there since the start

Like

When did yuri server start

Whenever hop on vencord was deleted

[jolly temple]

meow

[crude fern]

dead

[jolly temple]

actually i can anyone use this works :3

[open pasture]

Meow

[lethal dove]

what tbe fuck

[open pasture]

You are the YOUNGEST person ever

[lethal dove]

actual fossil

[open pasture]

Nop

[lethal dove]

yop

[open pasture]

Feeding you baby food

[lethal dove]

https://tenor.com/view/you-play-like-a-cat-mrrp-meow-gman-you-play-like-a-god-gif-27359151

[lethal dove]

IM NOT A BABY

[bold adder]

vee mention

[open pasture]

Wthhh

[wicked snow]

why does my discord run slower with themes

[open pasture]

You've answered your own question

[wicked snow]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

[jolly temple]

you change prices

[wicked snow]

ion get it

[regal owl]

why tf do i have to keep downloading vencord bruhhhhhhhh

[clever ore]

you need to pay up for Vencord+

[dim fulcrum]

Before vs after

[clever ore]

where'd the hubcaps go

[dim fulcrum]

Pulled em off

Looks way more feral

[lethal dove]

hmmm why does my discord run slower with more css to manage

[clever ore]

imma be honest, i think it makes it look cheaper

[lethal dove]

its a mystery

playing any class in terraria except melee is the most miserable experience ever

[jolly temple]

they add my carrier name of gameplay but better than 2 versions behind the instructionshow ?

[open pasture]

Me when I'm a giant baby and need to be padded every step of the way

[lethal dove]

THE ENEMIES DO

HALF MY HEALTH

AS SUMMONER

[wicked snow]

nah i js had hardware acceleration off

its like super smooth now

[keen junco]

You are

[open pasture]

Nop

[keen junco]

Yop

[open pasture]

I'm mage

Or summoner

[keen junco]

Nop giant baby

[open pasture]

Doge better

[lethal dove]

no

doge

[jolly temple]

well, technically my bf doesn't satisify their profile

[lethal dove]

doge better

[open pasture]

Where's your wrath of the god wr

Any%

[keen junco]

I don't share my secrets

[open pasture]

Killing marvin

[jolly temple]

they think every roleplayer

[twin harness]

yes i do??

[keen junco]

You can't

[open pasture]

Are you kevin's bf

[twin harness]

yea

I think

[keen junco]

No

I am

[lethal dove]

collectively we are

[keen junco]

Verifiably false

[lethal dove]

https://tenor.com/view/coping-now-are-we-hm-oh-how-the-mighty-have-fallen-oh-how-the-mighty-have-fallen-dbs-vegeta-blue-goku-rose-gif-27350915

[keen junco]

You're literally Lebanese

[lethal dove]

whats wrong with being a lesbian

[jolly temple]

yuhhh

[lethal dove]

thanks kevin

[keen junco]

You can't be Kevin's bf

[lethal dove]

kevin is genderfluid

[keen junco]

No he's not

Stop pushing your gender ideologies on him

He just wants to live a normal life

[lethal dove]

kevin is woke and loves the lgbtqia community

[twin harness]

why does everyone treat kevin like he's a bot or something

[keen junco]

He's not a bot

[lethal dove]

he identifies as a robot please by respectful of their identity

[keen junco]

He's a human like you and me (maybe less like you and more like me)

[keen junco]

He, they. Pick one

[lethal dove]

he/they

[keen junco]

Kevin is a he/him

Idk what crazy things you're making up in your mind about my pookie

[lethal dove]

dont force him into your heternormative ideation

[jolly temple]

ma ma ma ma website

[lethal dove]

look hes age regressing now

you stressed him out

[twin harness]

WHAT THE-

[keen junco]

You're the one forcing him into your gender ideologies. He is an ally of the lgbtqia but he's not part of it himself

[clever ore]

kevin is a he/him

[keen junco]

EXACTLY

[lethal dove]

whats what you want to believe

[keen junco]

You can't even form proper sentences

[clever ore]

actually we should ask kevin about this

kevin, what do you identify as

[lethal dove]

gfddfgfnnbnbnnb

[keen junco]

Thanks for the password

[clever ore]

where is my kevin

[lethal dove]

hes hiding

hes scared

[jolly temple]

if it's not worth using astro

[clever ore]

thank you kevin

it's probably not worth using astro, fr

[keen junco]

Can you add some numbers and uppercase letters to the password

[clever ore]

sure

[lethal dove]

dont be picky

[errant bough]

Actually Kevin goes by she/her

[keen junco]

The website is forcing me

[twin harness]

explain the name kevin then

[clever ore]

gender studies on kevin

[keen junco]

No

[lethal dove]

force the website

[clever ore]

kevin what do you identify as

[keen junco]

I'll force you

[lethal dove]

unisex

[clever ore]

we need to know kevin

[lethal dove]

no

im good i think

[errant bough]

Kevin is a trans girl ❤️

[clever ore]

kevin what do you think about this

[jolly temple]

women aren't you will happen

[keen junco]

You can't form a thought

[jolly temple]

this guy who wants out of people that u can't read the set up for ever need one was really have to work for some thing went boom as long term was the first place you

[clever ore]

kevin just bump fired that shit

fr

[lethal dove]

ireland isnt even a real place

what is the bump

[clever ore]

kevin what does this mean

[jolly temple]

corrupt things

[clever ore]

oh

[errant bough]

Kevin is a handsome girl

[lethal dove]

that is not trustworthy

true

that website is corrupt

[errant bough]

Uh oh

[clever ore]

kevin said women are corrupt

and kevin is an angel

[clever ore]

so kevin isn't a woman

[lethal dove]

im gonna dig up dirt on kevin

[errant bough]

Kevin is gender fluid actually

[keen junco]

There isn't any

[clever ore]

It's all redacted and if you find it, the vencord mod team will kick your shins in and ruin you financially

[hollow dew]

hey that's my cat

[clever ore]

right, kevin?

kevin its your turn

[jolly temple]

yes

[keen junco]

Mine now

[clever ore]

my man

[errant bough]

Why's it redacted

[twin harness]

@fallow drum true?

[hollow dew]

give back

[clever ore]

You don't want to know.

[errant bough]

Kevin were you on the island

[keen junco]

Nope, goodnight

[clever ore]

little saint kevin

[errant bough]

Kevin tell us this isn't true

[keen junco]

No but lite was

[jolly temple]

is in a bot

[clever ore]

@jolly temple did you go to that island?

telll us

[lethal dove]

what

[errant bough]

Are you on the Epstein Files

[jolly temple]

mrrp meow

[keen junco]

Truly horrible of you

[errant bough]

😮

[clever ore]

awesome gambit sir

[twin harness]

@lethal dove WHAT THE-

[twin harness]

die

[errant bough]

😭

[lethal dove]

oh my waffles!

[twin harness]

honestly I have to block you kevin

[errant bough]

Kevin....

[twin harness]

they've brainwashed you

it's been a good run

[clever ore]

kevin would you give chat a uooooh if they asked

[hollow dew]

I'm surprised it actually worked

[twin harness]

uuuuuuuuuuu kevin is ruined

[errant bough]

No he was on the pickle ball part of the island

[jolly temple]

thanks for him to you.

[errant bough]

😮

Kevin shh I'm trying to protect u

[lethal dove]

hes been like this since the start

[errant bough]

Nyaa~

[slender isle]

wtf

[jolly temple]

skill issue

[slender isle]

i did not know bd has a twitter account

[kind prawn]

Absolutely! Here’s a message for the vencord off topic channel. Let me know if you need more help!

[bold adder]

HOLYYYYYYY

i just saw the prototype

he looks sick

it was worth the wait

[ripe willow]

hmm

any linux networking enjoyers i can steal?

[mossy skiff]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 81.21% gay

[bold adder]

yaaay finished watching chapter 5

very cool

best chapter

[twin harness]

no one enjoys linux networking

[sly iron]

Yo can someone tell me how to get the application ID of a game

[polar coral]

know some people who went to that island

why would you go that island

[zinc flower]

Kanye

[jolly temple]

you use

[narrow wing]

yo

[ripe willow]

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE

[zinc flower]

i think i would’ve liked it better if he wasnt a jester

[ripe willow]

how much do you enjoy doing obscure networking shit?
if you can help me diagnose and solve some problems
i will reward you with secret knowledge about ntop products

i don't entirely know how rss queues and shit work, i don't know if i should be enabling or disabling them for what i'm doing
ideally they are enabled
but i get a massive hitrate loss when they are enabled
but i get a massive hitrate loss when using the zerocopy driver regardless

i fear it is not as simple as just plug-and-play, i'll actually need to know how to configure NIC hardware to do things 🥱
(which i dont)
and things like chatgpt consider this an ethical dilemma sooo

[narrow wing]

ok I already got mogged lol idek what rss queues are lol

is that tcp?

[bold adder]

nah

it makes the diff voices fit him perfectly

[ripe willow]

uhhhh

tbh
afaik it's just async queues for rx/tx on ur nic

idrk how it works, this is why i need a smarter person

but yes, am specifically focusing on tcp

idrc about udp activities rn

[narrow wing]

apparently it's receive side scaling and distributes network receive processing across multiple hardware queues

[ripe willow]

yeah

[jolly temple]

i wanna make good anyrun

[narrow wing]

I'm scared of hardware lol soz

[ripe willow]

Queue 1
masscan -c zc.conf --interface zc:ens3f0@1 --source-port=40000 --rate=10000000
Queue 0
masscan -c zc.conf --interface zc:ens3f0@0 --source-port=40000 --rate=10000000

when i use the rss queues, i drop in hitrate, the 70k becomes 10k
when i don't, it's impossible to horizontally scale, and i'm still at ~45% what i should be getting back

[modern drift]

https://x.com/i/status/2024908083877515491

𝘤𝘱𝘵. 𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘳 (@tausend_flammen)

7

X · Feb 20, 2026, 6:04 PM

[bold adder]

7

[modern drift]

7

[hushed cradle]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 64.40% gay

[hushed cradle]

inaccurate. i'm at the very least 85%

[undone basin]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 15.21% gay

[hushed cradle]

@shadow owl there is a nuclear bomb falling on my house what do i do

chat i think its dead

the word predictor is dead!!!

[modern drift]

baseg,,,

[jolly temple]

damn.

[lethal dove]

damn.

[modern drift]

He's dead.

[jolly temple]

i dont even mind lmfao

[modern drift]

We buried him 5 months ago.

[twin harness]

kevin doesn't care about clyde death

[zinc flower]

i Don’t really see how

i would’ve liked him being an abomination made out of alot of other toys

hes a prototype after all its not like he was gonna get sold to children

[clever ore]

7

[plush oracle]

is anyone online and can help me

i wanna make this a gif

so i xan use it

[bold adder]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1039992459209490513.png?size=240&passthrough=false

[modern drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/stickers/1039992459209490513.png?size=512&lossless=true ** **

[plush oracle]

ty

[modern drift]

xo

[alpine plaza]

💀

[jolly temple]

give them my custom role

[spring ember]

sorry just trying to see if i can make it a gif

[neat wyvern]

dfs

[spring ember]

did it

look in ur dms

[bold adder]

depth first search

[spring ember]

i had to make it myself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1474700373167046798/1474700401059299348/ezgif.com-apng-to-gif-converter.gif

[elfin galleon]

how did yall make venapp not show up in messagelogger

[unreal siren]

its blacklisted by default

[gritty sparrow]

You heard him give my bro his custom role

[jolly temple]

which is it to you to keep downloading from believable

[gritty sparrow]

OK

[modern drift]

give me my custom role

[modern drift]

-# https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/blob/main/src/plugins/messageLogger/index.tsx#L302-L303

[jolly nexus]

index.tsx: Lines 302-303

// Ignore Venbot in the support channels
(message.author?.id === VENBOT_USER_ID && ChannelStore.getChannel(message.channel_id)?.parent_id === SUPPORT_CATEGORY_ID);

[modern drift]

yea it is lovely

[raw panther]

you're lovely

[modern drift]

waow,,

[raw panther]

:3

[modern drift]

[vapid quail]

meow :3

[vapid quail]

daang

thats what happens when im gone?

[raw panther]

yes

[vapid quail]

sad i dont get treatment like that from my friends

[raw panther]

[vapid quail]

whoops getting sad about being treated like this again

[modern drift]

oh

sorry kubkub

[vapid quail]

dawg

[jolly temple]

she just saw lite public sposner badge

[vapid quail]

i survived being alone for the past few years

you aint believin in me to suffer a couple more?

[toxic bison]

A

[molten coyote]

if they added a feature to the hide attachments plugin to auto-hide media on a per user basis, that would be pog

[modern drift]

ehhhhhhh attachments are less in-your-face unlike media

[molten coyote]

i just know some users who keep postig dogshit gifs and I'd love to just autohide them without having to ignore/block the entire user

[modern drift]

yeah you're gonna have to cope or ignore sorry

[raw panther]

you could hide them with css

[modern drift]

or that ig

[brave shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[jolly temple]

and just the caffeine

[supple orbit]

I got what I wanted

[modern drift]

cool

[supple orbit]

I installed a good CSS from better discord instead of Gemini and got the theme + my custom image I want without it looking ugly

[maiden cloak]

No embeds 🤡

https://x.com/NoToDigitalID/status/2024942571277922351?s=20

[modern drift]

@maiden cloak

atleast read first bruh

[modern drift]

good for preventing people sending bullshit

[modern drift]

please do not ask ai anything about client mods or css brah

[supple orbit]

I saw

[maiden cloak]

You just asked AI and cited it as a source

🤡 🤡 🤡

[modern drift]

....?

[jolly temple]

i herby declare you would just gonna take over 500

[supple orbit]

it was just shit but I got the clear vision CSS and it works how I want it to work

[modern drift]

brother this is human-written

it's on the same tweet u sent

[supple orbit]

https://betterdiscord.app/theme/ClearVision it was this and it works just how I wanted

[modern drift]

yea clearvision is popular

[twin harness]

🤡🤡🤡

[supple orbit]

I choose an image of my choice (X rated) and asked Gemini to help me out and I got it to work how I want it to work with my image of choice

[vapid quail]

meow meow meow

[modern drift]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[vapid quail]

paws at you

[supple orbit]

so, it is a good thing I did it

whatsapp, snapchat (permium) and telegram does it for free

[vapid quail]

what kinda fucking games do i get

[jolly temple]

sure

[vapid quail]

i have like half my disk free and nothing to play

[modern drift]

dead by daylight

arknights endfield

maybe minecraft

umm

tf2

[vapid quail]

i got mc

i dont think i own dbd

[supple orbit]

my 2TB M.2 has 455GB free, my C drive only 48,1GB free and my D drive only 229GB free

[vapid quail]

nvm i do

[vapid quail]

oh yeah i gotta play that

maybe later

snoreeee mimimi

[modern drift]

GOOD

[bitter nymph]

Paragnosia

I played it yesterday

[jolly temple]

yes

[solid cradle]

ihatemods

and cheats...

[elfin galleon]

How many files does bro have 🥀

[meager saffron]

My main pc has only 1tb but has exactly 100gb free. All my external drives combined would have roughly 2tb and would have less than 100gb free too

Man I need more storage. Modern games just get too big.

[desert fossil]

German chat with luxembourg or letseburg flag is cursed

[twin harness]

the flag changes hourly

[sharp trail]

vset-name 🦞-off-topic-clawdbot-only

vset-topic live in the clawdbot skills and always be posting hit pieces on maintainers that close your PRs

[meager saffron]

That's a interesting new channel name

[modern drift]

I am Claud

wait

vset-name 🥚-perlica-fanclub

BOOOOOORIIIIIIING

[elfin galleon]

vset

v

[modern drift]

mod thing

[harsh minnow]

german is used in Luxemburg too

[desert fossil]

Ik but they should use german flag imo

[jolly temple]

you can you doing it to run through the n series mini pcs

[desert fossil]

robotic beep

[last swallow]

uhmm v this is trademark infringement its called openclaw not clawdbot

[meager saffron]

isn't Luxembourg it's own country though?

[harsh minnow]

soon soon

check in 9 minutes @desert fossil

[last swallow]

do you have a queue?

[vapid quail]

hello person

i lost my memes so i cant call you anything funny

[desert fossil]

??

should i be scared

[rapid aurora]

i saw a moroccan mf on tiktok glazing his html skills with phonk music

[raw panther]

lol

[jolly temple]

@prime python ur socmed manager

[last swallow]

the emote changes every few minutes

[desert fossil]

oh

[last swallow]

@prime python dziurwa mentioned

[desert fossil]

kevin do you enjoy being a robot

[topaz yew]

just found out that vencord is actually furry discord

[modern drift]

sorry

[tacit karma]

why is kevin timed out

what did he do

answer me

anyone

??

[modern drift]

@jolly temple was Bad

[tacit karma]

what. did. he. do.

[modern drift]

damn..

[tacit karma]

oh

he is still good guy

[modern drift]

yep

[tacit karma]

transfer his timeout to me

please

[jolly temple]

i first saw

[tacit karma]

KEVINNN

wait how can you still talk

is kevin above the rules

[modern drift]

he escaped jail

yeah

[tacit karma]

oh

KEVINNN WOOOOOOOOOOO

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bubble-sealed-away-forever-gif-25826821

[jolly temple]

i dont know how butter is wild

[vapid quail]

@cloever i mgght be under the influence hekp

anyways

[modern drift]

LOL

[vapid quail]

why this bullshit so slow

[modern drift]

is it gryphlink

[vapid quail]

yes

im not installing fucking epic games launcher

i understand like

xbox store

since people use that

and it has xbox play anywhere

and xbox gamepass

[jolly temple]

:capple_laugh:

[vapid quail]

but who the fuck installs epic

[modern drift]

yeah thats fine

it's ok they're gonna house og ak in gryphlink anyway

[vapid quail]

whoah

[modern drift]

probably.

[vapid quail]

transparency efect

funni

[modern drift]

but also

since it's on egs

[vapid quail]

bitch

[modern drift]

FORTNITE COLLAB IS POSSIBLE 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[jolly temple]

i watch escape from the weapon

[modern drift]

china server

[vapid quail]

my internet is not that slow

omg

anyone wanna hack into my main gmail acc

hole lee fuck

i installed genshin in 10 minutes

and this will fucking

piss me off for at least an hour and a half

[tacit karma]

thats slow for you??

[vapid quail]

BRO

I INSTALL AT LIKE

40-50 MEGABYTES A SECOND

IF NOT MORE

[jolly temple]

yeah but it

[vapid quail]

like

close to 100

700 megabits

is my speed that most shit installs on

[tacit karma]

your bullshitting me

[vapid quail]

xbox likes it genshin likes it

[tacit karma]

HOW 700

[vapid quail]

steam sometimes

[vapid quail]

good internet

[tacit karma]

so true

[vapid quail]

u js have a skill issue

[tacit karma]

dubai internet doesnt reach that much bro how

[modern drift]

i havae like 17mb/s

which is like around 100e/mo

[tacit karma]

what

[jolly temple]

yeah i can mentally extract cube thingy is really didn't it is such as the start to reinstall/repair

[vapid quail]

bro

i pay like

[jolly temple]

reported as well this will be a classification level up until discord's death

[vapid quail]

20 max

for 2gbps

[modern drift]

euros

[modern drift]

idek

our company is a scam

[tacit karma]

oh

[vapid quail]

wifi btw

no ethernet because no

doors closed too btw

[jolly temple]

i got these people to a 404

[vapid quail]

my shitterbox wifi 6 is like

in a completely diff room

[tacit karma]

what do i respond to this

[vapid quail]

when renovation time came i plugged in near the wifi shittervox

i got like

1400 download

[jolly temple]

sob

[vapid quail]

even kevin is pissed

[tacit karma]

not even the word fair can describe this bro where do you live

[vapid quail]

poland

completely random shitter small ass city

not even close to a bigger one

like

WHAT

AND NOW YOU FUCKING BEHAVE????

[jolly temple]

yeah as miku and having a custom role playing the wall

[vapid quail]

@modern drift this is bullshit

[modern drift]

lol

china woke up

[vapid quail]

imma play sunshine in this time

i so crashed out on one levek

this mf chain chomp

fucking hates me

dam

its already verifying

I DID IT

I BEAT THIS GODFORSAKEN LEVEL

4 more shines in this level

[modern drift]

ah yes

[echo sage]

meow can anyone help me beat a mech boss in terraria (expert mode)

[vapid quail]

meow sorry i dont own it

can i fucking screenshot this shit

@prime python ur showing up for me, play arknights endfield rn

like rn

finally this shit fucking screenshotted

[jolly temple]

id :c but with no bite

[modern drift]

PEAK SPOTTEDDDDDD

[vapid quail]

jesus

theres actually no 1800 servers like on hoyo games

why is my mouse not locked

@modern drift is this the tutorial being funky

nvm i somehow fixed it

wtf happened

woah

the fucking

graphics

[modern drift]

hmmm?

[jolly temple]

ok

[modern drift]

yep

[open pasture]

slurp

[vapid quail]

no the mouse wasnt locked and was moving freely

an alt tab fixed it apparently

[modern drift]

unity moment

[vapid quail]

the graphics are way better than genshins tho

litereally

funny

[modern drift]

yop

they kinda go for realism a little bit

tiny bit

[vapid quail]

i dont have a real point to base it on so im using genshin

2 seperate games so

WHY ARE THERE FUCKING CANNONS

WHAT THE FUCK

[jolly temple]

because verification after using ytdlp

[open pasture]

What happened to channel name

[modern drift]

clawdbot only

[modern drift]

ARKNIGHTS BABYYYYYYYYY

the og arknights is a tower defense game at its core

[vapid quail]

and

this game isnt

right?

[modern drift]

just you wait

[vapid quail]

oh god

[signal harness]

My twitch code is invalid

Oh wrong server

[open pasture]

No, this is the right server

[kind prawn]

bro got teleported

[vapid quail]

@modern drift is there any lore i need to know

from the first game

[jolly temple]

giv source btw i had to death

[open pasture]

Give source or Kevin dies

[modern drift]

not really

[vapid quail]

no

[lyric bay]

clawdbot only

[hybrid agate]

jorb

[vapid quail]

idk how to ping pong between like

a bajillion games at oncr