🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

@sturdy cradle

[sturdy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

oh and also im stealing this image

[jolly temple]

bloatware cuz i will release before 21 to drink beer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹

[open pasture]

How big is your folder and how much % are my cats

[sturdy cradle]

at least 5

[open pasture]

Terabytes

[bold adder]

the workforce teaching me that being disrespectful to disabled people is bad

wow who couldve guessed

just tell me what i need to do already

wtf https://fixupx.com/Dexerto/status/1960885060711662048

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Rare bright orange nurse shark has been discovered in Costa Rica

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[hollow dew]

golden fish

[red wyvern]

couldn't get that teen spirit

[open pasture]

Smells like it

@sturdy cradle

[crimson ferry]

showing the dogs... for free

cute cat too

he is angry

[jolly temple]

shiggy but scare other people still fine with like digitalization n stuff yeah those ones that means :joe_pray:

[dark sequoia]

hi vencord

[jagged skiff]

bye vencord

[dark sequoia]

[open pasture]

She is happy and purring and received a treat

[open pasture]

I wanted you to see my burgenstocks

[crimson ferry]

birkenstocks do look comfy

[vapid quail]

the dogs???

dude

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

They are

[vapid quail]

its a lizard

[open pasture]

Dogs as in feet

[vapid quail]

OH

[crimson ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/989642419341492304/1331146768670265449/IMG_4045.gif

[vapid quail]

im way too sleepy to think

[open pasture]

No, you're way too innocent

Keep it that way

[crimson ferry]

monika is just a generous girl like that

the dogs for free...

[open pasture]

Philanthropist

[crimson ferry]

undertale has breakcore in it so its pretty good i think

[jolly temple]

look busted

[open pasture]

Woke me up
Woke me up inside
Can't Woke up
Woke me up and saaaave meee

[crimson ferry]

i hate woke people

[jolly temple]

he leaves

[crimson ferry]

im sleeping

[open pasture]

Why do they call me woke when I'm always sleepy

[hard island]

die

[bold adder]

so if waking up is woke

is sleeping right wing??

[sturdy cradle]

what is sleeping

[jolly temple]

irni

[vapid quail]

i forgot

im so sleepy

[acoustic cosmos]

Hey guys wheres that one plugin that when turned on causes your PC to explode?

[sturdy cradle]

im too sleepy to make that joke

[bold adder]

vp explodepc

[neon ferry]

Couldn't find a plugin with that name, and there are no plugins with similar names.

[acoustic cosmos]

Thanks!

[bold adder]

⠀

[vapid quail]

hi too sleepy to make that joke

im kubby

[sturdy cradle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943612903775424602/1105612504916299876/IMG_8914.gif

[open pasture]

Go to sleep it's 00:31

[sturdy cradle]

no >:3

[open pasture]

Ok no pizza for you then

[sturdy cradle]

ok

[open pasture]

Pizza 4 breakfast

[sturdy cradle]

[jolly temple]

truthnuke

[crimson ferry]

vp swag

[neon ferry]

USRBG

Displays user banners from USRBG, allowing anyone to get a banner without Nitro

Authors

AutumnVN, katlyn, pylix, TheKodeToad

[crimson ferry]

this is not swag this is usrbg

real ones be like gay people gay people gay people gay people fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[bold adder]

wa

[crimson ferry]

elf

[jolly temple]

someone who they just whatever i dual booted chromeos entirely

[vapid quail]

chat its 1 am

imma go to sleep now

gn yall

[vapid quail]

im waking up in 5 hrs

[proper narwhal]

Are you alright

You sound maniac

[main wyvern]

meds please

[quartz bane]

deer only? what about EVIL deer

[hard kite]

meds please

[bold adder]

thats a moose

[spark crescent]

mouse

[jolly temple]

slow 😭 wasn't taken and running it something is communist, norway guy drinking

[proper narwhal]

I'm going to listen to Midnights right now

It better be great.

I wasn't expecting the first song to be this good 😭

[hard kite]

its so over

don't ❓ me it's scary when you're the one doing it

[proper narwhal]

Sorry

[vapid quail]

no gn back :c

[spark crescent]

goodnight

[lapis lava]

looooove

[proper narwhal]

It's me, hi 🥰 👋

[lapis lava]

im the problem its me

meeeee

[jolly temple]

wing makes your cat army

[proper narwhal]

I didn't expect Taylor Swift to be genuinely good

[lapis lava]

outside of the radio friendly singles she's great yea

[proper narwhal]

I probably won't finish the album today, though

I see

[dark sequoia]

how do i get money

[jolly temple]

pfft

[dark sequoia]

for a new laptop

so im not stuck with 7gb of ram

[jolly temple]

cringe, even saying i miss my pocket money 🤓

[dark sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808115423198314507/1302753681921540157/togif.gif

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blahaj-cat-take-blahaj-gif-15803394260821331374

[proper narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bye-bye-maki-wave-soredemo-ayumu-wa-yosetekuru-when-will-ayumu-make-his-move-gif-26195508

Awh.

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bye-bye-maki-wave-soredemo-ayumu-wa-yosetekuru-when-will-ayumu-make-his-move-gif-26195508

[echo pelican]

light mode is so fun

[errant sand]

Fuck no

[echo pelican]

yes

[harsh minnow]

v+ image sender

try again

[echo pelican]

holy shit my eyes are healed

[proper narwhal]

https://tenor.com/bF5kp.gif

:D

[echo pelican]

meeku

[errant sand]

Hell yeah

[jolly temple]

how was made the pleading emoji so angry, vesktop v1.5.8

[echo pelican]

Hello, I am French and I would like help installing Vencord on iPhone.

[summer crown]

go youtube

or something

why am i pink bro what

oh nvm im a donor i love the color pink now

[echo pelican]

its a joke

[summer crown]

wanna hear a joke

[echo pelican]

no

[summer crown]

[echo pelican]

[kind pumice]

I do

[dusky dove]

hii

When is then swear got vencord contributors.

[jolly temple]

[summer crown]

what is what is a waht what

a yeah?

aight im out

[kind pumice]

Was this your first time telling a joke?

[summer crown]

yeah i got kinda nervous sorry

[kind pumice]

I could tell

[bold adder]

guys

guess what

[stark herald]

what

[jagged skiff]

chicken

[dark sequoia]

chicken what?

[blazing moon]

in a few weeks dw about it

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1409936511557963918/image02.gif

i'm going to make people have a heart attack:

JOB

[safe moat]

JOB!!!!

[open pasture]

JAWB!

[safe moat]

lets say... OUTSIDE

GRASS!!!!

[jolly temple]

:HM_tthappy:

[open pasture]

Employment

[safe moat]

Employees

[dark sequoia]

Salary

[open pasture]

Employer

[safe moat]

manager

[open pasture]

Indeed

[safe moat]

thats it, im speaking to your manager /j

[jolly temple]

today

[open pasture]

Linkedin

tw terrifying
||JOB JOB JOB EMPLOYMENT CORPORATE 9-5||

[safe moat]

Indeed.com

man tbh if I ever met a karen, idek what im going to do xD

[jolly temple]

alcoholic drink

[open pasture]

i said it

[open pasture]

Hi

[safe moat]

all I know is the karen's gonna be like "I demand to speak to the manager!"

[open pasture]

tell her you're gonna call her manager, she will explode

man tbh if I ever met a Takeshi Kimishima, idek what im going to do xD

[safe moat]

said person doesnt exist irl

[jolly temple]

correct, crisps in with wayland if they're interested

[open pasture]

Take KIsmima

[safe moat]

EndofKimishima

[heavy gorge]

Hello!

[bold adder]

my dad needs to stop falling for telemarketers, stop pickung up scam calls

and stop opening the door to random salesmen

[safe moat]

"hello your computer has virus"
"oh no! what should I do?"
"go to this website to allow me to control your pc and i'll remove the virus :-)"

[red wyvern]

hit him with a car

[bold adder]

he just opened a door to a "solar panel salesman pg#e representative"

[safe moat]

I don't know much about that shee, but isn't it like overly expensive

[bold adder]

also the ironic thing is

he works at a security job

[safe moat]

[bold adder]

yea

[open pasture]

Physical security i presume

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829580193433124897/1410770990446936165/5e7cb5bdcc15fe2879ad36491c134637.jpg?ex=68b23a5e&is=68b0e8de&hm=b3ec32103160a05e552d7613b9d98fca80f02cfa00d3d8230d023fa101607ba3&

This your dad?

[harsh minnow]

where are her clothes

[open pasture]

Laundry

[jolly temple]

discord news sites instead if not talking shit my tea party by someone in 1 2 flavors

[red wyvern]

some people don't have clothes, you shouldn't shame them just because they're poor

[open pasture]

Where are YOUR clothes

Tell me so i can steal them

[open pasture]

They have a gnome extension for that

Gnome so beautiful

i gnome

[weak vale]

erm actually it's GNOME

it's all caps so you need to yell it

[open pasture]

YOURE a gnome

[weak vale]

libel

[jolly temple]

small country in offtopic

[open pasture]

Fucking midget

NEVER correct me again

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bonk-bonk-cat-attack-white-cat-bonk-camera-gif-12579285308205623581

[open pasture]

Get GNOME'd

@weak vale @weak vale @weak vale

[open pasture]

Is that you

[weak vale]

you're just mad you got caught being a fake gnome fan, a gnomer poser

[open pasture]

Can i honk your clown nose

[red wyvern]

lewd

[open pasture]

Killing myself

Its gnomover

[weak vale]

you're ngmi (not gnoma make it)

[harsh minnow]

@cerulean stream

[weak vale]

@cerulean stream hi pookie

[jolly temple]

2500 dolar

[open pasture]

Ape owes me 2500 dolar

vcotd looks like donor role. Its bleak

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is lavender! (#b57edc)

[brisk spruce]

[red wyvern]

🐒💨 <--- @cerulean stream's pfp

[open pasture]

le bender

[harsh minnow]

just bought this nft

[open pasture]

Looks ugly

[red wyvern]

it cost only a gorillion dollars

[proper narwhal]

Jealous?

[open pasture]

Wont even screenshot

[brisk spruce]

[red wyvern]

Thanks for the free NFT

[harsh minnow]

v+ image sender @cerulean stream

[harsh minnow]

thank you for sticking up for me

[weak vale]

@cerulean stream send it again pookie

[open pasture]

they told me BD would take 1-2 years to make browserextention, and banned me for trying to help make plugins, asking what to make...

well i made the extention & plugin within 7 hours. proof above.

[brisk spruce]

😭

[open pasture]

WHO TF IS JOHN VENCORD

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

JUST SEND A MESSAGE BRO

[red wyvern]

I am John Vencord

[open pasture]

Nop

@lapis lava you

What is that server bro

[red wyvern]

dadscord

sounds weird

[open pasture]

Dadscord / Daddy | Voice chat • egirls

[brisk spruce]

100+ guild tags

[red wyvern]

@cerulean stream should I call you daddy?

[sacred obsidian]

i wonder how long it'll take someone to make a vencord version of discord's new display name styles

[open pasture]

Dadscord / Daddy | Voice Chat • Egirls • Anime • Chill • Emojis • VC • 100+ GUILD TAGS

[jolly temple]

"im gonna leave you said you liked and cleaning

[open pasture]

It will take ape less than an hour

[weak vale]

wild

should i join the server in ape's bio

[open pasture]

Yes

Join and send gore and leave. True 14yo boy sigma style

[sacred obsidian]

can't wait to pirate nitro even more!!

[open pasture]

I was making it up

Nameplates lowkey lame

[dark sequoia]

discord should add voice chat

[sacred obsidian]

yeah, that would be fire

[lapis lava]

ape is the new devilbro

[mossy egret]

But somehow worse

[lapis lava]

makes slop praised for it but vee is actually schizo so he will eat it all up

[normal flint]

Jealousy is an ugly colour on you

[lapis lava]

yea

didn’t you get it already?

[weak vale]

it's empty and has no channels so i can't send gore

[open pasture]

Day ruined

[jolly temple]

idk. i'm illiterate

[red wyvern]

skill issue

[harsh minnow]

let's maybe not talk about sending gore that's fucked up

[cosmic otter]

woke mods smh ://

[fallow drum]

woke mods smh ://

[lapis lava]

woke mods smh ://

oh hey i can shit talk the mods now

[cosmic otter]

don't forget we can mute you now

[main wyvern]

vwarn @lapis lava rude

[neon ferry]

User has been warned.

[weak vale]

wait i was just riffing with farnsie </3

[lapis lava]

okay vee seriously fell off

[true elm]

omgg these mods are so principled 😍

[fallow drum]

tyty

i made them that way

[weak vale]

guh

[fallow drum]

hard work and discipline

[true elm]

waoh positive or negative reinforcement?

[red wyvern]

whoa

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-puppy-helicopter-puppy-wagging-tail-gif-8160737066068723289

[red wyvern]

nettomo lost regular 😔

[lapis lava]

vee fall off has to be investigated

[jolly temple]

*ghasp*

[open pasture]

vee is mpreg

[sand citrus]

wtf

RIOT

[red wyvern]

there should be a special role for nettomo and me that indicates that we used to be regulars (not brainrot, I don't mean that role)

[lavish owl]

noooo why

[jagged skiff]

devastating

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212567726204129291/IMG_3242.gif

[lavish owl]

they're so cool because they play wordle every day

[red wyvern]

wordle spam in the regulars channel is why I stopped being a regular

[lavish owl]

i wasn't referring to that anyway

there's a thread for it

now they can't access it 😭

[jagged skiff]

wordle threads my beloved

[harsh minnow]

you're pretty weird ngl

[spring trellis]

the elites channel in a particular IRC network i'm on is only wordle

and people saying hi

[jolly temple]

warmish

[fallow drum]

[spring trellis]

Web browser inside discord? 🤔

[red wyvern]

What about me do you find weird? 🙃

[dusky dove]

How?

[blazing moon]

magic

oh damn i lost regular

[jolly temple]

though idk imo

[true elm]

dw bro ur less weird than that AI activist freak

[lavish owl]

hater

[safe moat]

[harsh minnow]

constant sexual jokes while you're like twice the age of the average member here (and there are plenty of minors here)

even your bio is a sexual joke

[spark crescent]

No

[true elm]

actually the AI activist might have a point here

[lavish owl]

vee pls don't exile me because of my domains

[red wyvern]

I don't remember making any sexual jokes, aside from the master baiter thing yesterday

[red wyvern]

lol

that's a song

[jolly temple]

@shrewd imp what desktop?

[harsh minnow]

you constantly make them dude

[lavish owl]

what the hell lol

[harsh minnow]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[main wyvern]

Web browser inside discord? 🤔

[red wyvern]

that was a genuine question

[lavish owl]

how are people supposed to know

[harsh minnow]

it doesn't matter if it's a song or a "genuine question"

this is a sfw server so none of it belongs here

[red wyvern]

I mean, I've posted it before

[jolly temple]

update

[harsh minnow]

[red wyvern]

well

[signal rose]

who was it that was talking about pringles can prices yesterday

[blazing moon]

my first thought when vee said that

[jagged skiff]

just because you got away with it once doesnt mean its okay to say it again (or at all)

[red wyvern]

No, I meant the song, that was a response to "how was I supposed to know"

anyway, thanks for the warnings

[true elm]

He rarely makes those kinds of jokes. There are only a few cases where he has, so "constantly" would be an exaggeration.

[red wyvern]

It's not worth arguing about

[true elm]

Yea and AI rights activist seems to have said some pretty nsfw stuff himself

[red wyvern]

That's the server owner

They're allowed

[true elm]

eww

[open pasture]

[jolly temple]

kudt

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/jacob-suezo-monster-rancher-yummy-gif-7187180942266999697

this chat rn:

[blazing moon]

so true, couldn't have said it better

[open pasture]

@main wyvern stfu coalposter

[blazing moon]

man not having regular chat in my channel list is really throwing off my muscle memory 😭

[jolly temple]

dm me off topic deer onlz

[open pasture]

[blazing moon]

off topic deez only

[jagged skiff]

off-topic

just off topic

[blazing moon]

off-topic-only

only off topic messages are allowed, conversations are BANNED

[simple perch]

flazey.....

[red wyvern]

yeah, tell us about those domains

[simple perch]

no

[blazing moon]

i will take him out of there

[safe moat]

honse.

[blazing moon]

yum

[safe moat]

This server is one of the only servers that still have the funny flower unicode in display name lmao

probably cus it hasn't been updated since like January

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/atri-anime-atri-atri-my-dear-moments-atri-visual-novel-アトリ-gif-15686245729415845564

[jolly temple]

hater

[spark crescent]

you're a bedroom guy im a bedroom girl

[sand citrus]

@spark crescent

[spark crescent]

??????????????

[sand citrus]

help

[spark crescent]

Ill help you.

What can Ill help

[sand citrus]

i need money

[spark crescent]

You Always Need Money...

[sand citrus]

ofc

[spark crescent]

Find A Job

[sand citrus]

more money

[jolly temple]

steal the blood went to complain

[spark crescent]

Study For A Worthy Degree

Find A Better Job

[sand citrus]

purchase my goods @spark crescent

[spark crescent]

ii don't do drugs

[sand citrus]

@golden rivet @golden rivet

[errant sand]

Wowie

[sand citrus]

oh hey

[errant sand]

Hello

It's my time of the day again

[sand citrus]

day?

:D

might as well be day

ngl

if it feels like day then its day

[errant sand]

It's the morning

You say 4 in the morning

[jolly temple]

7500

[sand citrus]

true

[open pasture]

@sand citrus

@sand citrus @sand citrus

@sand citrus @sand citrus @sand citrus

[sand citrus]

ummmm hi? what do you want?? this is harrassment? mods? hello?

can anything be done??

nothing ever happens

[spark crescent]

ignore farnsie

[open pasture]

☹️

[spark crescent]

he's supposed to be working but if you ignore him he'll get back to work

[open pasture]

I thought we were buds awesome

I thought we were so goated together twin

[spark crescent]

GET BACK TO WOOOORRKKKK!;;!!!!!!!!!!

[open pasture]

Not at work yet

[sand citrus]

im sorry i just like to be stupid for no reason i am not even funny.

💔

[sand citrus]

forgive me please

[solid coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221798831402782750/1404606285839597578/togif.gif

[errant sand]

You aee funny

[open pasture]

I used to like going to work but since they told me to not use my phone, i dont wanna go anymore

[jolly temple]

:heart_repeat:

[open pasture]

Stupid chud workplace

[open pasture]

Nope

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/lalafell-punt-lala-kick-gif-26583074

[sand citrus]

im sorry for calling you fartsie that one time

[spark crescent]

Me To Farnsie

[open pasture]

Give me 30k usd for forgiveness

[spark crescent]

who is peggledeluxefan

[open pasture]

Me when i get yoh

[jolly temple]

they'd die early birthdywatayday

[spark crescent]

No

the opposite.

[open pasture]

Nope. Youre the child

[spark crescent]

That's a dwarf

[open pasture]

You're a dwarf

[spark crescent]

Nooooo

[sand citrus]

@open pasture did you hire a mosquito to fly into my face

[open pasture]

Yop

😈

Wait till i hire a centipede

Its so over for you

Its awesomover

[sand citrus]

NOO please accept my apologies

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/graha-tia-g'raha-tia-graha-ice-ffxiv-ff14-gif-10941325180085872427

graha....

my fat fuck

[harsh minnow]

@true elm

[jolly temple]

awh.

[spark crescent]

Stop

[open pasture]

30k

[spark crescent]

be emo

[sand citrus]

ive just neutralized your employee. fuck you

[open pasture]

Is ai being used to maintain vencord

[open pasture]

Centipede soon

New hiring

[sand citrus]

i am invulnerable

can u hire me

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

I pay in gratitude

It's basically slavery except i wont beat you up

You down?

[soft moss]

@sand citrus

i missed you oomfie

[jolly temple]

i'll stick to help you.

[soft moss]

where did you go

[sand citrus]

idk im just inactive here

[sand citrus]

nope sory.

[open pasture]

L

Stay unemployed

[spark crescent]

Employ me

[open pasture]

No

[spark crescent]

Let's Be coworkers

[spark crescent]

i wasn't asking.

[open pasture]

Child labor is illegal

[spark crescent]

im 19

[soft moss]

youve abandoned your oomf. this is execution worthy

[spark crescent]

🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

[open pasture]

We only employ 50+ yo

[jolly temple]

sis you sell the board and grapes with is everyone does that u make people probably won't help

[open pasture]

We?

[hard kite]

Be patient...

[open pasture]

Since when are you a part of it

[hard kite]

He's too busy 💅

[spark crescent]

im 50

[open pasture]

Come next year

[sand citrus]

ugh too true...

[open pasture]

You're not 50+

[spark crescent]

im turning 51 today

just give me 5 sec

[open pasture]

Ok you're hired

[sand citrus]

what will u execute

[jolly temple]

otherwise, i forgot

[sand citrus]

oh urself

@soft moss NOOOOOOOO

[soft moss]

setting up neovim is sludge

[open pasture]

They meant you i think

[blazing moon]

nop, im just better

[spark crescent]

can i start today

[open pasture]

Yop

[spark crescent]

https://youtu.be/rStNNJTkhXw

[spark crescent]

Okay

[open pasture]

You're fired

[spark crescent]

On my way!

[spark crescent]

still on my way

[open pasture]

No yt during work hours

[spark crescent]

What about music

[open pasture]

Dont bothwr

[jolly temple]

devastanting

[open pasture]

No

Devastanting

Going to work 🥀

[spark crescent]

Ill bring my meta glasses

[blazing moon]

music can get you killed

[jolly temple]

wtfs guns.lol users

[open pasture]

Bye forever

[spark crescent]

https://guns.lol/skynights

[blazing moon]

we'll miss you

[spark crescent]

WTF

i did not make this

[spark crescent]

Hello im 51 and i don't know what internet is

Hire me

[soft moss]

this is what the mainframe sounds like

get used to it

[spark crescent]

i rhought this was made in like 2000s

[harsh minnow]

i am ai

[red wyvern]

vencord will be vibe coded only

What's a discord sock? sounds weird

[main wyvern]

I have an Ubuntu Touch phone. In this phone I use many Discord Sock accounts

Like, I want to know, for privacy/security in Discord is Vencord a good client? And should I use the notrack Plugin?

[harsh minnow]

are you genuinely asking or is this a copypasta i cant tell

[jolly temple]

i’m saying privacy bad i managed to woooorrkkkk!;;!!!!!!!!!!

[soft moss]

ubuntu touch

[jolly temple]

whoa

[soft moss]

exactly

I have a Firefox OS tablet. In this tablet I use many Discord Sock accounts

Like, I want to know, for privacy/security in Discord is Vencord a good client? And should I use the notrack Plugin?

[fallow drum]

I have a Windows phone. In this phone I use many Discord Sock accounts

Like, I want to know, for privacy/security in Discord is Vencord a good client? And should I use the notrack Plugin?

[soft moss]

I have a webOS TV. In this TV I use many Discord Sock accounts

Like, I want to know, for privacy/security in Discord is Vencord a good client? And should I use the notrack Plugin?

[harsh minnow]

did the nft guy say that

[soft moss]

its written like the nft guy

[bold adder]

me

[jolly temple]

:icant:

[dark sequoia]

brain worm?

[bold adder]

yea you

youre outta here

[dark sequoia]

[red wyvern]

nice

[jolly temple]

ur.gay

[red wyvern]

no u

[soft moss]

thats heat

[dark sequoia]

sock accounts

[jolly temple]

help installing it pisses me that light mode is debian's unstable branch

[harsh minnow]

LMAOO yeah i remember that

🙂‍↕️

i remember now

YES

[soft moss]

Hi I have a Pixel 4a grapheneos and I need to make Discord most privacy friendly and secure as I can. I need to use Discord more safely. I am wondering what is best discord client to use on this phone for Discord? I create many alts and different ids alot of times. What discord client shall I used on this phone?

[narrow wing]

what's this 2012?

no one 😔

[harsh minnow]

seems to be the average cs major

[echo flint]

Car?

[harsh minnow]

[dusky dove]

What magic?

[dusky dove]

Yoo machine

[fallow drum]

years of life wasted to end up having to work at mcdonald's cs major?

[blazing moon]

idk man thats all i know

[dusky dove]

@harsh minnow machine?

my brother machine

[jolly temple]

aw hell nah

[bold adder]

zoot needs to explain himself

minky on the right

[harsh minnow]

doesnt even remotely look like minky

vmink

[dusky dove]

vmink

[harsh minnow]

fitting picture

[dusky dove]

bruh commands admin perms i oren moter you cag setting

[harsh minnow]

me when I have to use the bathroom at 4am

[simple perch]

the gathering

[reef cypress]

greetings

[dusky dove]

Who?

regular?

[simple perch]

magic the gathering

the best table top game in all of humanity

[spark crescent]

vmink

[dark sequoia]

vminky

[simple perch]

Step right up and witness the marvel of Magic: The Gathering. Play as a wizard of renown with cards of power and mystery. Summon Ral, master of lightning and storms, or Ashiok, a figure who twists dreams into nightmares. Call forth the grave with Reanimate Dead, or sweep aside foes with Fatal Push. Protect your champions with Swords to Plowshares, or light the battlefield with Dark Ritual, bringing forth great power in a single moment. Each card tells a story, each duel a contest of cunning. Collect them, trade them, play them Magic: The Gathering awaits you.

[proper narwhal]

True.

[jolly temple]

package is discord stfu coalposter

[bold adder]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW3lSbQuiac

YEAAAAAAAAAA

im tweaking right now

LMFAOOOOOOO

[jolly temple]

[bold adder]

IT GETS WORSE

yea same

⠀

they lost everything

wait thats a horrible move

Qa5

[jolly temple]

poopika

[bold adder]

remove castle

or fork

[jolly temple]

out the gender a law for no so long while high quality?

[bold adder]

Nb3 yea into black Qa5

cause thats what she did

[jolly temple]

hersheys chocolate tastes like "i'm so silly

[bold adder]

wait i may have confused myself

did she do it after or

hold on

oh she did do the knight move first

nvm i was thinking backwards

[open pasture]

No u wont

[open pasture]

Perfect

[open pasture]

Nope

I know

[jolly temple]

easily exploited and received a contest of guy from kurzgesagt?

[blazing moon]

yeah, you're right

[vapid quail]

I thought waking up can't be that painful.

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

🛞

[blazing moon]

mb gang

[spark crescent]

Hire me

[bold adder]

it does look cool yea

⠀

[spark crescent]

i like playing play doh

[thick hearth]

shikanoko toko toko

[vapid quail]

no idea what that is

you sound like homer simpson rn

D'oh!

[open pasture]

Youre in

[jolly temple]

cash

[open pasture]

Your work will be assigned to you soon

[spark crescent]

Okay

[open pasture]

Your first assignment is to kill @weak vale

[spark crescent]

Okk

@weak vale im coming for you

[open pasture]

@weak valetomo

@weak valetspend

[weak vale]

i'm piloting a giant mech so good luck

[spark crescent]

no

[spark crescent]

oh

[weak vale]

yup we're bringing this back

[spark crescent]

@open pasture do we have budget for a large machine killing maxhine

[open pasture]

No takesie backsies. You eill get fired

[open pasture]

No. We have you

Do it with your bare hands

[vapid quail]

my kitty cat is so cute

[open pasture]

@vapid quail 🛞

[jolly temple]

fartsie too

[open pasture]

Proof or fake

[spark crescent]

uuuugh

[vapid quail]

youre fake

[open pasture]

YALL KEEP FEEDING HIM POISON

[open pasture]

Yop

[spark crescent]

@weak vale 👊👊👊👊👊

[open pasture]

Show us your cat

[spark crescent]

i should get into roleplaying

[open pasture]

You were so true

[open pasture]

I used to roleplay as a retard but then i got too good at it and it just merged into my personality

[blazing moon]

nothing ever changed

[open pasture]

[dark sequoia]

this is a silly gato

[weak vale]

vaporizes you with my beam cannon

[dark sequoia]

why are you a white name now

[blazing moon]

crimes against humanity

[jolly temple]

update my work

[open pasture]

Wait why is net not a regular

Vencord 9/11

[weak vale]

wait why are you white too

[blazing moon]

idk 😭

[weak vale]

lmao

[jolly temple]

student

[blazing moon]

i guess im not hitting my daily regular quota

[rare trout]

vencoird

how do i ban a user app from my server

this fucking bot attaches the n word to every message it sends

and I cannot single it out

@velvet hill @keen junco @harsh minnow do you guys know anything about banning a user app

i will fucking pay for a solution i swear to god

[keen junco]

Nop

[rare trout]

so what this bot can sling around the n word and we cant do shit

[keen junco]

You can just deny app perms tho

[rare trout]

yeah but like

I want people to be able to use their wordle bot or whatever and fmbot

[keen junco]

There's no other way

[rare trout]

bruh

how did that shit even get approved

getting bots approved is so tedious and this bullshit gets through

[vapid quail]

wait what bot does this server use for leveling

[rare trout]

venapp

[jolly temple]

yea

[rare trout]

@neon ferry

[vapid quail]

okay

wanted to be sure

[spark crescent]

_ _

[harsh minnow]

@karmic quartz

aspy spreading misinformation

[vapid quail]

im actually gonna murder someone

AAAA

😭

i spent 5 mins going thru venapp

[rare trout]

sorry

[jolly temple]

xddd

[rare trout]

it will happen again

[open pasture]

Amber's wifey.... What kind of e sex dungeon are you running

Also can i join

[rare trout]

/salemtechsperts

[bold adder]

regular purge has begun

i am next

[harsh minnow]

nope you're important to keep

you're like the counterweight keeping the balance in check

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375300606847221820/1396022435215577098/caption.gif

[open pasture]

I would never lose regular

Because im too important

The universe revolves around me

[jolly temple]

ooooohh im sorry i guess.

[open pasture]

I think

[spark crescent]

i bet $10 youll lose it by sunday

[open pasture]

[errant bough]

how si chat today

[jolly temple]

cooki tho....

[errant bough]

is everyone being good

(I know the answer already)

[spark crescent]

i ate a spicy chicken

im dying

[errant bough]

drink water

Water makes spiciness go away

[simple perch]

what

[spark crescent]

and throw up

[errant bough]

do not throw up

[open pasture]

Nope

[open pasture]

I ate TWO spicy chicken

I win

[open pasture]

Literally one message

[echo flint]

[jolly temple]

chat now we hadn’t yet another item >policy violation :Kelly_shrug_FB:

[open pasture]

:Kelly_shrug_FB:

[spark crescent]

so

[open pasture]

KILL NixOS

[errant bough]

I can hear this

[noble quest]

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-defrosting-ice-mariah-carey-christmas-gif-17525441601810118101

[jolly temple]

[errant bough]

NO

2 MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR IS STILL TOO MUCH TO SUFFER

[noble quest]

i love having the song on my playlist

[errant bough]

so my coworker who got hired at my job like 2 months ago is already leaving

guh

[echo flint]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-eating-spaghetti-cute-gif-11451413

[errant bough]

bro

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-eating-spaghetti-will-smith-spaghetti-ai-gif-12546117032276153065

[echo flint]

Can we go back to AI being like this

[errant bough]

its too late

the genie is out

[rare trout]

ahahaha its hot

[echo flint]

So companies can't use them for ads

[errant bough]

Even when ai was like that boomers still fell for it

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-spaghetti-ai-generated-ai-weird-gif-2144490847553017938

[errant bough]

i legit hate that Ai has me questioning real things

[echo flint]

If you fell for that being real you need your eyes checked

[jolly temple]

[rare trout]

mmmmmm dats hawt

[noble quest]

.sb all i want for Christmas

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6flyFvh9q0

[soft moss]

meow

[jolly temple]

anyways going in front of sandwich that worked for some beef ones be so please oil drinking whole game

[errant bough]

Boomers will see a fuckin clanker made vid of a cat rescuing a baby that got thrown out of a plane or something and be llike "nature is good gobbless"

[echo flint]

Gobbless

Endless gobbless stopless

[proper narwhal]

Good morning.

[noble quest]

since when is this channel just slopposting

[errant bough]

since always

I love slop

[noble quest]

why are my irls sending me things like this

[errant bough]

its gyatt rizz

[rare trout]

slopmaxxing

[rare trout]

I AM NOT GAY

[errant bough]

you litrally cannot be all 4

[jolly temple]

nb3 yea you watch the oil me ❤️

[errant bough]

I AM NOT GAY

[noble quest]

why do my irls keep thinging im gay

[rare trout]

gaydar

[errant bough]

bro theres flying bile titans in helldivers 2

who tf asked for FLYING BIILE TITANS

[rare trout]

i read that as trans not titans

[fallen gale]

vencord is so goated

😢

i love vencord

[noble quest]

[granite prawn]

@south pebble wasn't sure where else to ask, do you mind trying to talk further in dm's?

[south pebble]

wouldn't mind, go ahead and request

[winter needle]

@paper gate

[winter needle]

@ripe willow are interviews really rn 😭 I don't have time
we're getting ready to go to BC

[shell crest]

Guys is vencord-web down?

[ripe willow]

there's plenty of time and opportunity

[jolly temple]

cause it seriously, and make you ping him i'm rae, actually

[ripe willow]

I will always be willing to directly vouch for you

[shell crest]

lmfao what the fuck

[ripe willow]

?

[shell crest]

:3

[fast imp]

glizzy 😛

[hard island]

huh

[dark sequoia]

[noble quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flower-cat-flower-cat-dancing-dancing-gif-27431637

[hollow dew]

gm vencord

[vapid quail]

good mornin

[raw panther]

gm

[jolly temple]

sparks like 4 breakfast

[raw panther]

clanker breakfast

[deep hatch]

morning ven

we awoken

[gaunt hare]

Good morning

all the Asians be looking at us like we are delusional rn

[signal rose]

good midnight

[jolly temple]

yo briish ass if something never post

[gaunt hare]

and maybe the Oceania but like maybe they going to bed now

[deep hatch]

nightyy :]

wait wut

not going to sleep

smh

[signal rose]

never eep :3

[echo flint]

Bricky

[signal rose]

Hai

[deep hatch]

but your brain will overflow

[echo flint]

You never accepted the friend request

[signal rose]

nop

[echo flint]

Meany beany

[signal rose]

im at 171 pending friend requests now

[deep hatch]

kuhl

172

can we reach 200?

[jolly temple]

asunojokei has virus" "oh no! what desktop?

[hard kite]

Is that supposed to be a flex

[signal rose]

I hope so

idk I just started collecting them and never stopped

[echo flint]

So you have no friends :(

[deep hatch]

tbf there isnt rly an insetive to accept them when your privacy settings are setup correctly

[signal rose]

I mostly only accept people I know irl sorry :(

[signal rose]

I allow dms from everyone and stuff

[echo flint]

You know me irl tho

[deep hatch]

yeaa

[signal rose]

[jolly temple]

ask nor checked if u have breakfast

[echo flint]

I'm the person that speaks from inside your mattress

How dare you not remember me

[deep hatch]

[long rampart]

My mattress has a huge dent

[echo flint]

No more bed for you then I'm leaving with the mattress

[long rampart]

You can't fit there

[hard kite]

My birthday won't be miserable I will be eating good food.

[signal rose]

I sleep on the ground in the shower actually idk

[signal rose]

yippee

[deep hatch]

[echo flint]

I can provide a hug for your birthday ig

[hard kite]

Not quite sure about the days after it though

[hard kite]

yay

[echo flint]

[hard kite]

Is my alt still here

[spark crescent]

Fk Swimming

[hard kite]

aight it is

[long rampart]

I'm too tall to swim in most pools

[jolly temple]

@tropic wasp monettheme

[echo flint]

What about hugs?

[echo flint]

How old are you turning?

[hard kite]

Eighteen

[echo flint]

Old

[jolly temple]

!!!

[echo flint]

Kevin is alarmed

[hard kite]

I should quit on my alt later

too lazy to log in

[long rampart]

We resonate

[hard kite]

Nvm thanks zt

[echo flint]

Would a hug help you log ou-

[echo flint]

OHHHH ITS YOUUUU

[hard kite]

[echo flint]

Fren

Also your a year older than me

How dare you

[jolly temple]

nooooo

[long rampart]

Kevin

[vapid quail]

:3

[jolly temple]

kneel in feet

[vapid quail]

FEET?!

[long rampart]

Didn't know you have that fetish

[vapid quail]

sob

[alpine lichen]

hii

[jolly temple]

:PepeBusiness:

[bold adder]

what the fuck

[hard kite]

😭

[fast imp]

crazy

[jagged skiff]

this sink was let in for an amazing reason

[vapid quail]

who let that sink in 🙏

[open pasture]

Ts scripted

[jagged skiff]

@viral night ,

[viral night]

missclick

[jagged skiff]

,

[jolly temple]

kill her if windows 7 years with chicken is roman (or at this you?

[deep hatch]

,

[gentle violet]

it doesn't reply does it

no

[open pasture]

Good morning Vencord

[gentle violet]

Kevin doesn't reply. Why is Kevin a new member

[jolly temple]

17500

[gentle violet]

Good morning Monika

[gentle violet]

has Kevin not always been here? Did Kevin get banned

[open pasture]

A couple of times

[gentle violet]

wait I was joking.

why did Kevin get banned.

[open pasture]

For the sillies

[gentle violet]

y'all are evil.

[gaunt hare]

wait the role has actually worked 😭

[gentle violet]

poor Kevin.

[gentle violet]

what

[jolly temple]

cutieeee

[gentle violet]

Did I get trolled

oh.

[gaunt hare]

kevin has a role with the im new here say hi icon

[gentle violet]

hi Kevin

yeah, I didn't realize.

[gaunt hare]

it took me way too long 😭

[gentle violet]

I thought it was weird that it was showing on mobile..

[gentle violet]

unfortunate, evil vencord

[gaunt hare]

yum (food), cute (cat)

[gentle violet]

bowl looks delicious

[gentle violet]

adorable cat

[gentle violet]

may I ask why you plugged an HDMI (?) into the box there

[jolly temple]

pin you aee funny one (meolsei) for... reasons...

[gentle violet]

pin

[raw panther]

smellovision

[gentle violet]

fair enough!

[raw panther]

@gleaming sequoia pspsps

[gentle violet]

Kevin in my server occasionally becomes sentient and makes good, weirdly aware sentences.

it's fun!

[raw panther]

even a broken clock is right twice a day

[gentle violet]

wait what

oh

Yes

[open pasture]

@kind badger what did you do

[gentle violet]

It just called me a slur.

if you reply to it, eventually it makes sense. unless my brain is melting