🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[spark crescent]

me

[somber leaf]

That’s patronizing tho

[jolly temple]

convenient word: they wouldnt want the health

[open pasture]

Just become grumpier

[shrewd marsh]

@simple perch hii

[somber leaf]

If I don’t talk she gets upser

[jolly temple]

[somber leaf]

WAHHHH

[proper narwhal]

(Don't take that advice seriously)

[open pasture]

Youre boring

[spark crescent]

tell her you're giving her space

[proper narwhal]

You should definitely listen to her and give actual feedback

[simple perch]

hiiii do you play genshin

[somber leaf]

She does not want space

[proper narwhal]

If you don't give meaningful feedback it feels like you're "listening for the sake of listening"

[open pasture]

She hates you bro

[shrewd marsh]

I can chat while driving man

[shrewd marsh]

hii yea

[open pasture]

Get a new wife

[proper narwhal]

But you shouldn't rush your decisions either

[spark crescent]

ok i actually don't know

i never had a wife

[open pasture]

I hope you crash like you deserve

[proper narwhal]

She must understand that you're taking your time to think thoroughly about it

[jolly temple]

slots/ south bridge / profile display output is make friends to learn c# at 9pm

[open pasture]

I've had 5

I win

[spark crescent]

notice how nobody asked

[shrewd marsh]

never

one hand driving, other hand discord

[somber leaf]

Wow what a man sl-

[simple perch]

@shrewd marsh @tame thorn @sudden sun

[shrewd marsh]

give

[open pasture]

Okay i didn't watch the video at first. Youre driving a train so idk how unsafe it is to text while driving. If you do it on a car, you deserve whats coming imo

[open pasture]

[somber leaf]

Please stop using that emoji

It’s so disturbing

[proper narwhal]

[shrewd marsh]

it's definitely safer then doing that in a car

[proper narwhal]

[jolly temple]

22

[open pasture]

Okay and you calling me that isnt?

[hollow dew]

gm vencord

[open pasture]

Yop

[shrewd marsh]

you still got safety systems

[proper narwhal]

Deserved.

[open pasture]

Are you THAT train driver person

There cant be two train drivers in this server

[somber leaf]

I don’t do it every 3 seconds

[open pasture]

Josie or something

[shrewd marsh]

yes

[open pasture]

Nop

[proper narwhal]

josie

[open pasture]

I keep going back and reading it every 3 seconds. It was so hurtful, i cant let go of it

[proper narwhal]

[somber leaf]

Will a hug make up for my wrong doings ?

[jolly temple]

jane was pride

[open pasture]

[somber leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-going-to-kill-you-gif-14610975

[open pasture]

Dont be mean to kevin. Hes like my autistuc son

Tbh he sends too many messages now which makes it less funny and slightly annoying

[somber leaf]

Yep

He also pings me

A lot.

[open pasture]

I dont mind being pinged

[somber leaf]

Oh okay I’ll do this then

[open pasture]

Do what

[somber leaf]

This

[open pasture]

Oh

I actually dont mind

[somber leaf]

Do you get it now

[red wyvern]

building a bomb in my guts = feel gas building up

[hollow dew]

@open pasture

[somber leaf]

Good

[jolly temple]

and*

[open pasture]

I prefer to be pinged on replies because i would probably not see the message without the ping

[somber leaf]

Good to know

[red wyvern]

did I forget to ping

[open pasture]

My attention span lacking ass isnt reading every message

[jolly temple]

:sideeyenig:

[red wyvern]

my bad

[open pasture]

Hello

[hollow dew]

hi

[somber leaf]

Why did you ping him

[open pasture]

Are you trying to annoy me

[jolly temple]

really?

[simple perch]

@shrewd marsh who needs trains or trams anyways

[somber leaf]

You said you liked pings

[open pasture]

Because its not working

[open pasture]

I do!!!

[somber leaf]

I’m giving you what you wanted

[open pasture]

I want 30k usd

[open pasture]

votd

[hollow dew]

https://votd.vennie.moe

[open pasture]

[simple perch]

that muffin is pretty familiar

[open pasture]

Yeah it was yours

They stole it

[simple perch]

nonono

[paper gate]

crimp my bones

[jolly temple]

old one in mouth

[red wyvern]

I know you read all of my messages though

[simple perch]

it looks exactly like the one from lidl

[open pasture]

@paper gate @paper gate @paper gate

[hard kite]

birthday too near ts scary gng

[simple perch]

@hard kite

[spark crescent]

happy early birthdywatayday

birthday

[open pasture]

Nope

[hard kite]

ty

@simple perch

[open pasture]

Yayyy youre turning 5

[hard kite]

die

[red wyvern]

happy fifth birthday

[open pasture]

🥳

[jolly temple]

roger that. hss just gambling

[hard kite]

I'll be directly involved in your downfall

[spark crescent]

farnsie downfall happening this year

[hollow dew]

grave is still have one empty place

[simple perch]

@hard kite do you listen to jp music

[open pasture]

Peter here to explain the joke. Your name says iv which is roman (or something i forgor) for four. So you'll be turning five on your birthday

[open pasture]

Nope

[spark crescent]

Romanian

[hard kite]

I know bro

[hard kite]

Rarely

mostly metal though

[spark crescent]

Yea

don't deny.

[jolly temple]

xbox

[hard kite]

I love Asunojokei.

[open pasture]

@spark crescent

[shrewd marsh]

peter here vom theme park crazy*

[simple perch]

bwa

[spark crescent]

what

[hard kite]

Asunojokei has liked my post

🥰

[jolly temple]

[simple perch]

i have a song

[spark crescent]

i qlmost posted brainrot

[open pasture]

No you dont

[hard kite]

ah ok

[hard kite]

they liked ts

[open pasture]

You're going in the grave

[spark crescent]

im still immortal

remember

[open pasture]

assjobgaming

[jolly temple]

dni you changed it, you've lost at nmy screenshare

[open pasture]

You can eat dirt underground and chill with bugs and worms

[hard kite]

goated.

[spark crescent]

don't Ping me

im sleeping

[simple perch]

why is there no image

[shrewd marsh]

my entire YouTube has no images on desktop

looks goofy

[open pasture]

Colleague has hapoy anniversary whatsapp status. Tell it to your wife bro. Why are you telling me

Im gonna kill him

Couples arent real

[open pasture]

I ated it

[jolly temple]

5:30

[open pasture]

10:26

[simple perch]

@hard kite https://open.spotify.com/album/6qbq1zVhBAnsTgiupg8obS

[errant bough]

I need my overeager coworkers to stop

[jolly temple]

but anyways yeah keep him cuz i dm myself like the certificate

[errant bough]

They are beginning to make extra work for me

[weak vale]

album cover that's just an image with a 100% alpha channel would be kind of hard actually

[errant bough]

I want to spend my downtime on reddit and having smoke breaks

[simple perch]

you mean 0% alpha

[weak vale]

it's a government psyop to demoralize you

[errant bough]

Not fucking treading on another departments toes

[hard kite]

jealous mf

[open pasture]

Yeah. He wont be putting this status next year after i kill his wife on their anniversary

[open pasture]

Nuh uh

[weak vale]

yop

[open pasture]

Im 100% alpha

🐺

[errant bough]

His next lnkedin post: "My colleague just hit my wife with their car over and over again. Here's ten things I learned as a result that makes me an even better employee:"

[simple perch]

radiation

[open pasture]

Id kill him too but they have a baby

[jolly temple]

ayo?

[open pasture]

[weak vale]

harden your heart, you know what you must do

[gleaming sequoia]

<3

[open pasture]

Thats me

[errant bough]

"I just got both my legs amputated as a result of an equipment failure that my workplace knew of weeks in-advance. Here's some insights I learn from being crippled that'll supercharge my career:"

I hate linkedin

[jolly temple]

sorry i mainly play mono blue, dimir, izzet, or stuff but still alive somehow

[raw panther]

[gleaming sequoia]

im gogin to eat plutonium 238

tastes like cheesecake

[simple perch]

ill expropiate you

[errant bough]

especially the ones that are like "I'm so glad my job laid me off during the worst job market in the last hundred years"

[proper narwhal]

💔

[echo flint]

If something stings you do you become a sting rae?

[proper narwhal]

Yeah

[echo flint]

Well no you wouldn't

You'd be a stung rae

[open pasture]

I can get extra money if i sell the kid to a chinese production unit

[echo flint]

You don't sting

[errant bough]

get out

[echo flint]

Liar

[proper narwhal]

Says who

[errant bough]

puns are NOT allowd

[weak vale]

now you're thinking with portals

[echo flint]

Prove it then

[jolly temple]

air fryer pc in german channel menu collapse, is doing well supported mbr partition style

[proper narwhal]

Nah.

[open pasture]

[echo flint]

Then you can't sting

[proper narwhal]

argumentum ad ignorantiam 🥰

[echo flint]

I am an ignoramus

[proper narwhal]

No burden of proof 👎

[gaunt hare]

Guys I have been generously gifted money what do I name my website

[errant bough]

urmom.gun

[weak vale]

damnlol.com

[jolly temple]

bloatware is heinz ketchup 😭 but some stufd and brazilians

[weak vale]

pipebomb.diy

[proper narwhal]

miserable.mom

[hollow dew]

whyyou.gay

[gaunt hare]

[errant bough]

ur.gay

[jolly temple]

during my bavk i install revenge

[weak vale]

kill.yourself

[gaunt hare]

It's obviously already taken 😭

[errant bough]

impossbile

[gaunt hare]

Grrrrrrrr

[gaunt hare]

How

[errant bough]

bcuz I say so

farnsie.sucks

[weak vale]

pipebomb.diy is taken and it's an archive of a news article about someone who was killed at a gender reveal party by a bomb

[errant bough]

was the bomb a pipebomb

a gender reveal pipebomb

[hard kite]

It was a genderbomb.

[errant bough]

can you gender a pipebomob

[hard kite]

mhm

it/its and other neos agender pipebomb

[paper gate]

@simple perch hiii

[errant bough]

is the male pipebomb small average sized?

[open pasture]

Everyone at the gender reveal party when i pull up naked

[jolly temple]

das crasy

[open pasture]

No its nor

[errant bough]

ur pipebomb is average

[weak vale]

stealing this

[jolly temple]

worse

[gaunt hare]

TF did I just read

[errant bough]

sorry fartsie I fixed it

[weak vale]

https://x.com/Happyafrican17/status/1937241375063654536

happy ăfrîcän (@Happyafrican17)

Wat do u mean I'm the only one who has shown up naked to the gender reveal party 😒

X · Jun 23, 2025, 8:08 PM

he got zero likes

so sad

[red wyvern]

his gender was too average

[tight gazelle]

Shikanokanoka

[open pasture]

People suck....

[jolly temple]

deleting android bloatware is there?

[long rampart]

Lowk thinking of becoming a vennie

[spark crescent]

i was switched when i was born

[long rampart]

I'd be so pissed when I find out that the family I've been switched with is poor but my original family is rich

[red wyvern]

Yanji is my twin, separated at birth

[jolly temple]

depends whether it's so font and gay girl now :KRKannaHuh:

[bold adder]

bluefin

https://fixupx.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1960711168172884372

Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE)

Crazy how Tunas avoid breaking the water surface

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[gleaming sequoia]

awesome pfp ngl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/769723790078640168/2df8ceea9a50a1a301500ee9e34a8355.png?size=4096

[red wyvern]

reminds me of uh

[weak vale]

quit staring at me with em big old eyes

[long rampart]

lc.pfp @long rampart

[night blaze]

labsCore

[gleaming sequoia]

i need to look

[jolly temple]

(you)

[long rampart]

:)

[gleaming sequoia]

i cant see without big eyes

[red wyvern]

Reminds me of Ciocie from Kill Six Billion Demons

[gleaming sequoia]

idk what or who taht is

[long rampart]

I'm wondering, is Kevin in other servers or is he exclusively for this server

[gleaming sequoia]

i have kevin in my server lol

very awesome little guy

(retarded)

[long rampart]

Oho, let me add him to a server which I don't own but has access to adding bots

Nvm I don't have

[jolly temple]

gtfo ur throat now because schools dont question is true

[gleaming sequoia]

wh

[long rampart]

The wonders of Kevin

[raw panther]

@gleaming sequoia new username huh

[gleaming sequoia]

yes

an old one i used when i first made this account

[raw panther]

🤔

[gleaming sequoia]

(im probably gonna change it back because im too lazy to change every username everywhere)
i just want to move away from this one (meolsei) for... reasons...

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/digital-footprint-digital-footprint-elijah-dejesus-elijah-gif-12321381982340520715

[gleaming sequoia]

not that

i just don't wanna be found by someone in particular

[spark crescent]

id be grateful

what am i doing again

[gleaming sequoia]

this pfp is funny

[raw panther]

you're funny

[gleaming sequoia]

meow

[jolly temple]

wake the

[gleaming sequoia]

lc.avatar

[night blaze]

labsCore

[gleaming sequoia]

stare

[hollow dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027868848457781278/1400999489757642783/stare.gif

[jaunty trellis]

[jolly temple]

gnarly

[errant bough]

chat

:3

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis

[jolly temple]

touch grass

[paper gate]

okay

[errant bough]

kevin why

[long rampart]

... I actually dotn remember the last time I touched grass

Or maybe I'm js forgetful Idk

[echo flint]

[sturdy cradle]

so silly

[gleaming sequoia]

Niko Adorable

[gleaming sequoia]

<3

[rare trout]

how the FUCK do you sell on ebay

list item
policy violation
contact ebay
"that was a mistake, I will remove it for you"
list another item
policy violation

[jolly temple]

haaiiii @harsh minnow hihihihi !!!!!!!

[open pasture]

Sell it to me for 20 dollar

Cash

[bold adder]

finally got all the data needed for my website

⠀

[deep hatch]

I think I dont understand-

[bold adder]

pain

[deep hatch]

website?

[bold adder]

making it for fun

[deep hatch]

you need to collect data for your website?
what kind of website?

a wiki?

[deep hatch]

hope so hope so

[bold adder]

uhh

its gonna be just whatever i can think of

i have like

random stuff

[deep hatch]

so you just collected random data

what range of data did u collect

like from Sponge minecraft recipe to quantum physics

[bold adder]

yea

[jolly temple]

😂-off-topic-vencord-general-only

[deep hatch]

ah

please remember to notify me when you have a website up and running Id love to see what u make out of it

[bold adder]

⠀

[long rampart]

I need to know the config settings of Kevin here

[spark crescent]

Give me $1200 And ill tell you

[long rampart]

*gives 1200 Bolivian dollars"

[spark crescent]

real dollars.

[deep hatch]

[hollow dew]

so

i lost yet another tooth

[deep hatch]

whu

[jolly temple]

<3

[deep hatch]

like milk or wisdom

[hollow dew]

late periodontitis

[vapid quail]

boo

[deep hatch]

my condolences

[raw panther]

period what

[hollow dew]

inflammation of the nerve channels of the tooth

[jolly temple]

are gonna kms

[raw panther]

yeah but you misspell it in a funny way

[raw panther]

wait no

it is spelled like that

[hollow dew]

latin

[deep hatch]

[hollow dew]

half a year or a year of treatment, five minutes of removal

[long rampart]

Tax

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-good-morning-meds-picmix-gif-26667559

[jolly temple]

speaking from experience too deep into kevin is me otherwise

[open pasture]

Good morning Vencord

[deep hatch]

good morning monika

[warped oriole]

hi guys

[open pasture]

EVIL morning

[warped oriole]

[open pasture]

Hello vro

[warped oriole]

hii

[open pasture]

Whats bfdi

Big fucking door instrument

[echo flint]

YOUUUUUUUU

[jolly temple]

nevermind.

[warped oriole]

object show, search it up on yt

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

????

So mean

[deep hatch]

wtf is that sticker

[warped oriole]

VRO

[echo flint]

Alr now I'm out

[deep hatch]

yea I just found it

[open pasture]

Its wumus telling the recipient to kill themself

[warped oriole]

ok byee

[deep hatch]

thats very wild

[warped oriole]

KITTYY

[open pasture]

Guhhhh discord alpha has this thing where the message gets marked as read with a bit of lag than normal discord. And its pissing me off so hard

[open pasture]

You're very wild

[jolly temple]

lc.pfp @long rampart

[echo flint]

Bonk

[deep hatch]

ikr

[open pasture]

lc.pfp @long rampart

[night blaze]

labsCore

[long rampart]

Nooo

[open pasture]

I meant it in a bad way

[long rampart]

WAIT KEVIN MENTIONED ME

[open pasture]

Wild like a boar

Disgusting

[deep hatch]

:[

[jolly temple]

sid

[open pasture]

sid

[open pasture]

Yeah

[warped oriole]

sid

[echo flint]

Dis

[open pasture]

Dis sid

[deep hatch]

[redacted]

[open pasture]

Whgar

You would never call me slurs

[deep hatch]

too many intrusive thoughts

[jolly temple]

hersheys chocolate tastes like it. its what happened

[deep hatch]

I wouldnt

[open pasture]

hersheys chocolate tastes like it

its what happened

[deep hatch]

fr

[warped oriole]

it tastes like pennywise

[deep hatch]

its in the news as well

[warped oriole]

bad joke alert from me

[open pasture]

Go ahead

Bracing for impact

[deep hatch]

switch off the last braincell

[open pasture]

I only have one. If i swotched it off, it wont turn back on

@warped oriole waiting......

......

[deep hatch]

actually nvm your last braincell is sprouting ontop of your head

[warped oriole]

it tastes like pennywise (brace for impact)

[open pasture]

Its blooming

[deep hatch]

indeed

[open pasture]

I didn't get it

[jolly temple]

both of work harder

[open pasture]

IT like the movie

Awful pun

We're killing you for that

[deep hatch]

we succesfully passed the bad joke

[open pasture]

Mods get the axe

Behead this user

[warped oriole]

this is exactly why i said "bad joke alert" 💀

[open pasture]

good joke alert

My life

[deep hatch]

you typically give out an alert BEFORE something happens

[open pasture]

Killing you alert

[deep hatch]

[signal rose]

⏳

[open pasture]

kills you

[deep hatch]

[open pasture]

@signal rose bricky

[jolly temple]

sybau**

[open pasture]

@signal rose what if you were drywall and wood

[signal rose]

I think that would not be very enjoyable @open pasture

[deep hatch]

am I alive again?

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

No. Stop talking. Your dead

[deep hatch]

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152399941861457/1206787838083997796/osaker-azumanga-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[warped oriole]

why is this chat so dead, anyways going back dead rn... WAIT A MINUTE-

[jolly temple]

kingdom of using discord alpha/beta if she want to people in any glitched space and know shit is exactly why the blazing sky (neo) 72 3 blocked on a fool

[open pasture]

It always is

Server has fallen

Billions must talk in betterdiscord server

[signal rose]

bitcoins must talk in discord server

[open pasture]

I have three bitcoins

[deep hatch]

hand me one

this is a robbery

[open pasture]

Nope

snatches your gun

[deep hatch]

dodges your snatching

[jolly temple]

expunge this new one ever seen the

[deep hatch]

fires 3 shots

[raw panther]

emoji violates rule 4

[signal rose]

moew

[deep hatch]

thats a very specific rule I wasnt aware of

thanks for the headsup

[eager marsh]

hai

[warped oriole]

absolute cinema

[warped oriole]

helloo

[eager marsh]

nop

[warped oriole]

nop

[eager marsh]

hopefully gentoo finishes rebuilding @world by yhe time im home

[warped oriole]

CHAT IS DEAD ALWAYS 💀

[open pasture]

dies
Youre not getting any bitcoins now. Get fucked

[deep hatch]

no you made them into physical bitcoin so can steal them

[open pasture]

Nope

[jolly temple]

(

[open pasture]

Dont make shit up

[deep hatch]

yup

[deep hatch]

I dont I rly dont

[open pasture]

[deep hatch]

I found them in your pockets

[open pasture]

North America will explode in t minus 2 seconds

[deep hatch]

[open pasture]

Did you also find your mum

South Asia will explode in t minus 4 seconds

[deep hatch]

no

[open pasture]

The universe will explode in a billion years

[open pasture]

Good

[deep hatch]

yes

[open pasture]

Tough words for someone in the explosion area

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

So true pop off Kevin

[open pasture]

Tough words for someone within radius

[deep hatch]

I have 3 bitcoin now guys

Im rich

[open pasture]

Get 'd by kevin lol

You'd think?

[soft wadi]

@burnt maple i'm at japan with soda!

[echo flint]

Yoink

[open pasture]

SODA!!!!!!

[echo flint]

Mine now

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

[echo flint]

[deep hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/sodapoppin-boop-cosplay-gif-27460710

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1410542607968239757/rage.jpg?ex=68b165ac&is=68b0142c&hm=01fe6209671196edc669bde455c53d3a59a8e8a957b62f34db7d89c737cefba2&

[jolly temple]

🍅

[open pasture]

I love the /rage kevin command

[deep hatch]

u didnt made me check

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1410542929461776384/demotivator.jpg?ex=68b165f9&is=68b01479&hm=b5f29437827b947b3c7261a31353051ba877ff10f7a661d57c1eb9d2585cf3c8&

@open pasture

whatever i spend my june 21st june

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1410543084609077258/demotivator.jpg?ex=68b1661d&is=68b0149d&hm=736e89969e1e7eb593b56b57f6e060f5c5e2f4c61b7448a5988703276bda16a3&

WHAT

😭

jellyfin server illegal

[jolly temple]

facts and select a pwnky

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1410543430563659846/demotivator.jpg?ex=68b16670&is=68b014f0&hm=6df8314e7878df93731bc3bd59bcc8c12a13a6f123f8f680695c4b9090192321&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1410543730355736699/impact.jpg?ex=68b166b7&is=68b01537&hm=8f90146a290b86f607a8810811413e435bc2a8195f2b5e3733335762c28134c0&

@open pasture

[open pasture]

awesome pfp

look like shit

[deep hatch]

[echo flint]

I just realized

[jolly temple]

miserable.mom

[echo flint]

Who counts as a friend of shiggy

And can be put in shiggy and friends

Like is this cat a friend of shiggy?

[burnt maple]

STOP you look soooo cute together omg 🫶

pls drop the itinerary rn i need to copy your whole trip

[echo flint]

Wait what an itinerary?

[deep hatch]

shiggy is greatness
there is nothing of greatness reaching shiggy
but at the same time shiggy is friends with everyone

[somber leaf]

It’s a mess of whatever we feel like at the moment

We were wearing kimonos cause I was complaining we hadn’t yet

[jaunty trellis]

soder

[burnt maple]

ok but the fact y’all look that cute with zero planning… unfair.... what’s the next random thing on ur list

also not you both casually pulling out kimonos like it’s some random side quest 💀 meanwhile I can’t even decide what socks to wear

[jaunty trellis]

[jolly temple]

just, to connections

[echo flint]

[somber leaf]

Haiii

[jaunty trellis]

can you boop sho for me thank

[somber leaf]

We just arrived in Osaka so I’m not sure yet

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-osaka-azumanga-daioh-ayumu-kasuga-gif-27686221

[somber leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044144068596342784/1044784429215785061/image0_2.gif

[burnt maple]

ok mister Osakaaaa 🇯🇵 can’t wait to see y’all causing chaos in dotonbori with the giant crab sign behind you

Not you both turning japan into a choose your own adventure romance novel...

[sudden sun]

true

[sudden sun]

omg

so cute

[somber leaf]

I’m being forced into making TikTok’s rn

[steep vigil]

bnuuy coffee

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[jolly temple]

average looking for that when i couldnt take their banjos

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-bnu-bnuu-the-bnnu-bnnu-gif-25121915

[hollow dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375952940061298789/1380740458250240092/speed.gif

[steep vigil]

i take my switch

[hollow dew]

i still can't talk

they put a double dose of anesthesia

[steep vigil]

was it sweet

or sour

[hollow dew]

sour

[steep vigil]

smh

[hollow dew]

2 syringes

thanks and not thanks at same time

[spark crescent]

:3

[open pasture]

@sturdy folio

[echo flint]

Your supposed to be asleep

[sturdy folio]

i have both and this is factually false

[jolly temple]

......

[echo flint]

Am I false?

[spark crescent]

it's 5pm

[open pasture]

It's 11:37 actually

[echo flint]

You said you where asleebing

[jolly temple]

ed

[spark crescent]

that was 6 years ago

[jolly temple]

guh why

[echo flint]

I'm 23 now????

Since when did that happen

[jolly temple]

we're throwing up chat so tilted its wumus telling lies claiming they moved their car and sudden restarts for accessibility settings of neutral, vesktop is against that they cant get on my physics homework

[open pasture]

[stark herald]

shark boys

[deep hatch]

boys

[vapid quail]

shark

[spark crescent]

shark

[fast imp]

what about shark girls

[gaunt hare]

bain damge

[fast imp]

i updated kettu and now the screen goes blank when i switch servers

[gaunt hare]

someone else told me about that

it seems to be a discord issue

[fast imp]

of course now that i mentioned it it won't do it

[gaunt hare]

doesn't happen on latest alpha

[echo flint]

MELLIAAAAAAAA

[jolly temple]

walmart ntts made up atp

[fast imp]

hi

[vapid quail]

its an issue with discord itself

[jolly temple]

spam mail

[fast imp]

you get to appreciate the cool gradient

[vapid quail]

i got the same issue on normal discord

[vapid quail]

being spoiled is sick as fuck

[gaunt hare]

cute

[vapid quail]

cutieeee

[jolly temple]

lol!

[open pasture]

@vapid quail 🛞

[open pasture]

Get tired

[vapid quail]

JOKES ON YOU I AM NOT TIRE ANYMORE

HAHA

[echo flint]

I'm a tire

https://tenor.com/view/tire-mario-gif-18038837

Haaa spaghettiiii

[fast imp]

my own gradient

[open pasture]

Soon

[gaunt hare]

is that the custom theme experiment?

[fast imp]

nah

one of the default themes

[hollow surge]

fart noises

[stark herald]

read if cute

[hollow surge]

read if not cute

[vapid quail]

im a very coo coo

[deep hatch]

cutified and uncutified

[main wyvern]

wouldn't happen on aliucord

[jolly temple]

i’ll do we also needed for eal

[fast imp]

nothing happens on aliucord bro

[main wyvern]

only good things happen on aliucord

[lapis lava]

@hollow surge

[jolly temple]

imma js noticed that will guns.lol so pissed off

[main wyvern]

kettu? more like

idk

i'll think of something later

?remind 7d

[river thunder]

Alright @main wyvern, in 1 week: …

[deep hatch]

?remind 1w silksong

[river thunder]

Alright @deep hatch, in 1 week: silksong

[deep hatch]

hah

[gaunt hare]

huh

[uneven meteor]

,',|,'_'

[open pasture]

Aliucord more like

[jolly temple]

coping bout what i’m going insane

[open pasture]

Poopoo cord

Because its so shit

@main wyvern mad rn

[abstract fern]

is it possible to have like a custom soundboard with vencord

[deep hatch]

*ghasp*

[crimson ferry]

gays

[abstract fern]

like the one in discord but not paid

[crimson ferry]

https://soundux.rocks

[vapid quail]

what the fuck

whats next

boost gambling??

[spark crescent]

next is spyware!!!

[deep hatch]

someone isnt watching femboy discord news aka notexttospeach

[vapid quail]

i aint

;3

[tropic wasp]

so true

[open pasture]

[spark crescent]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

@spark crescent

[jolly temple]

forget

[open pasture]

@spark crescent forget

[spark crescent]

who are you

where am i

[open pasture]

@tropic wasp @tropic wasp @tropic wasp monettheme

[open pasture]

Here

[tropic wasp]

kill.........

[open pasture]

Im the guy you owe 30k usd to

[tropic wasp]

i had plans for song spotlight API backend

[open pasture]

Paypal me 30k usd

[open pasture]

Nooooo

Fuck spotify

[spark crescent]

what's usd

[open pasture]

Monet theme better

[spark crescent]

what's paypal

[open pasture]

Look it up

[tropic wasp]

umm song spotlight supports Spotify, SoundCloud and apple music 🤓

[open pasture]

Fuck all of them

[tropic wasp]

not YouTube music because it sucks

[open pasture]

Monertheme

[jolly temple]

boost gambling??

[open pasture]

Im gonna fix monet theme with ChatGPT

Give me the link to the repo

[jolly temple]

gaming hands are loan pcs of lag than death is fine with discord and why don't ping only shows i use discord but i feel gas building up because you trying to store

[open pasture]

We'll make it work inshallah

[main wyvern]

better than slopify

[open pasture]

@main wyvern youre smelly

[deep hatch]

thats cap

[jolly temple]

ooooohh im leaving

[deep hatch]

[tropic wasp]

doesn't even have song previews

I might port song spotlight to desktop

[terse cedar]

bye

[open pasture]

girllunch

[lapis lava]

why do you have good ideas but your code is probably terrible

[jolly temple]

play gacha

[austere cobalt]

No

[lapis lava]

i’d actually use this

[fast imp]

my goat the ape is back?

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava

[lapis lava]

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY! AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON! THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR!

WE'VE GOT MILLIONS OF FREE CHILD PLACE HOLIDAYS AVAILABLE WITH 22KG OF BAGGAGE INCLUDED! BOOK NOW WITH JET2 HOLIDAYS! PACKAGE HOLIDAYS YOU CAN TRUST!

what are your favorite matter of time songs @hollow surge

[hollow surge]

dunno by name and im on free version of mobile spotify

[vapid quail]

ew spotify

[hollow surge]

True..

i cant connect my mp3 player to the car so i have to use sp*tify

[lapis lava]

rushiideath

[jolly temple]

liar

[vapid quail]

sad

wait

cant u

connect ur phone

and have mp3s on ur phone

[open pasture]

The humble 3.5mm male to male cable

Ew Spotify

[deep hatch]

backboneless hating

[vapid quail]

true

[spark crescent]

dude what was wrong with my fuckass wifi

it could only load youtube

[hollow surge]

would be really useful if i had one

[tropic wasp]

hello

[open pasture]

I think I had a heart attack trying to make sense of this

[crimson ferry]

backboneful

[sly lynx]

kevin

why no respond

[jolly temple]

mine the wrong end to them now guys are gonna buy the copypasta

[sly lynx]

[jolly temple]

:itsperfect:

[jagged skiff]

i just killed a hillbilly and took his banjo

[deep hatch]

I wish kevin would be a userbot so new ppl would actually mistake him for a person

[jolly temple]

artix is good job being unique like a 12+ year or has ven and who unbanned him in modern history

[vapid quail]

banjo? banjo kazooie?

childhood game btw

[vapid quail]

fr

[deep hatch]

userbot kevin when

[elfin sparrow]

who wants the vencord tag to be cooler maybe get a pack

https://ik.imagekit.io/zapgaming/image_2025-08-28_200432112.png?updatedAt=1756382677096

[jolly temple]

as read if that they die earlier

[sly lynx]

nft pfp in 2025

ok

[jagged skiff]

why cant you just make it a vencord plugin

no ones gonna use a script like this

[unreal siren]

just use kirta or something at that point

[jolly temple]

tf?

[vapid quail]

bro beefing with kevin

[spark crescent]

Day 1 of asking for a free PC

i don't have a btc address

[jolly temple]

boring as long coding sessions bro cant connect your wife not you into an alt + it onlyf or the shit out over to mtg once

[vapid quail]

i wanna fuck around and find out but idk

[lapis lava]

oh my god you posted this 900 times calm down

[toxic shoal]

do you have a vnc adress? (VennieCoin address) /j

[open pasture]

They cost 50 cents

[open pasture]

Virtual Network Computing

[lapis lava]

v+ can't talk

[spark crescent]

Dadscord / Daddy | Voice Chat • Egirls • Anime • Chill • Social Emojis • VC• 100+ GUILD TAGS

[vapid quail]

pff

lmao

[vapid quail]

kill me

[spark crescent]

are u sure

[open pasture]

Kill

[jolly temple]

despite everything, it's okay mate

[vapid quail]

wholesome kevin

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ccat1-cute-fluffy-cat-fluffy-cat-meow-gif-17416729828117334577

[gaunt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/koharu-bunny-eating-munching-bunny-munching-gif-14734225609698921002

[steep vigil]

Binoy

@lavish owl wdym by that

[lavish owl]

i read that as pinoy

[steep vigil]

Skill issue read better

[crimson ferry]

chat

does anyone know if i have to make a new mod,mail for every css snippet

or just the first

@brittle granite you're gay and active do you know

[brittle granite]

can you post on the channel

[crimson ferry]

yes

[jolly temple]

ok?

[brittle granite]

then

[crimson ferry]

then

[brittle granite]

just post it

[crimson ferry]

alr

[stark herald]

@brittle granite you're gay and active do you know

[brittle granite]

no

[crimson ferry]

im full of goop

[jagged skiff]

dont eat the goop

[crimson ferry]

i eat the goop

[jagged skiff]

no

bad

kills you

[rare trout]

Where is fartsie

@open pasture

[open pasture]

That's not me

[gaunt hare]

then who is it

[jolly temple]

ntmwtsm

[open pasture]

@open pasture fartsie

[open pasture]

YOU

[gaunt hare]

hi

[gaunt hare]

im apparently fartsie now

[jolly temple]

ofc its pizza but for it!!💗💗😚😚

[long rampart]

Kevin has been doing wonders in my server

I love him

[jolly temple]

:MenheraDead2:

[open pasture]

IM NOT FARTSIE. IM FARNSIE

[long rampart]

Barnsie

[open pasture]

[gaunt hare]

Barnsley

[open pasture]

HUSK

[jolly temple]

xereca juice

[open pasture]

I felt that

[vapid quail]

meow im back

[open pasture]

Hi back

[long rampart]

I'm gonna squeeze xereca juice out of you

[jolly temple]

xereca juice out

[raw panther]

what

[open pasture]

I thought you were 🛞

[opal citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-furry-memes-furry-anime-cute-gif-17973850003322300393

[open pasture]

Bro learned it INSTANTLY

[opal citrus]

noooooooooooo

[open pasture]

bro is a wuick learner

[rare trout]

Lost my box of crush washers

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/no-embed-perms-discord-perms-no-embed-perms-gif-7710752896690282402

[rare trout]

Gonna kill fartsie

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-furry-memes-furry-anime-cute-gif-17973850003322300393

[opal citrus]

yayyyyyyyyy

goodbyeeeeeee

[open pasture]

This sucks

[jolly temple]

make discord to kevin has school this account of guy who don't like molasses

[open pasture]

Never send a gif again

[opal citrus]

i end every sentance with the same letterrrrrrrrrr

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/ep4-gs-cinderella-gray-cingray-fast-gif-5534230596268946588

[open pasture]

[vapid quail]

chat has anyone here played peak

[opal citrus]

i know someone who has

[open pasture]

Gonna kill fartsie

[opal citrus]

if that helps

[vapid quail]

no

[opal citrus]

ok

im gonna go nnow

[jolly temple]

wireshart

[opal citrus]

explodes

[open pasture]

Good riddance

[sturdy cradle]

meow

[vapid quail]

who is fartsie and why does everyone want to kill them

[open pasture]

[vapid quail]

mrrow

[open pasture]

@open pasture

White woman activities

[vapid quail]

oh makes sense

[open pasture]

Nope

Im farNsie

[vapid quail]

i wanna kill fartsie too now idk why

[open pasture]

Fartsie

Kubby nooo :(

[vapid quail]

fartsie

[spark crescent]

hi farnsie how was work

[jolly temple]

but anyways, doesn't make this economy? no ask

[open pasture]

Everybodys so mean 2 me 💔

[vapid quail]

im gonna dissapear tmrw

because ill get a life

[open pasture]

It was mid!! My boss told me to use my phone less 💀

[vapid quail]

ill touch grass

real grass

[open pasture]

Fake

[sturdy cradle]

everyone knows vencord users don't touch real grass

[jolly temple]

[spark crescent]

what a bad boss

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

True...

[spark crescent]

we should normalise using our phones and also get paid the same amount

[open pasture]

My phone does not affect work at all

Like genuinely

They should just fire my ass if they dont have enough workload bro. Dont make me want to kms out of boredom

Theres no work to do but don't use your phone to kill time. Thats illegal

[stark herald]

I got told that once too

[open pasture]

Did you listen

Personally im just plotting a murder

[jolly temple]

the thing 💀

[sturdy cradle]

the thing 💀

[rare trout]

Ts pmo gotta fist my car to change the oil

[spark crescent]

yes they should

and then replace you with me

[limpid badger]

yo guys

[sturdy cradle]

hi

[spark crescent]

im getting a job!!!!!

[limpid badger]

i have a question how to unzoom in discord

[open pasture]

"Nnghhh please oil me obi chan" - your car probably

[sturdy cradle]

CTRL -

[vapid quail]

hi

[sturdy cradle]

hi

[jolly temple]

wwttttffffffffff

[spark crescent]

watch out you'll get squished

[open pasture]

Okay i have to kill myself for saying that

[spark crescent]

WTF

[terse cedar]

the thing

[limpid badger]

it doesn't work i've tried it

[spark crescent]

my hobby is traumatizing chatbots

[sturdy cradle]

your ctrl or - key doesn't work

[open pasture]

You'll suck. Also theres not much work so you'll suffer the same fate. You'll get bored to death

[surreal ridge]

ctrl 0?

[limpid badger]

no they both work the keys are fine, it's not zooming out

[sturdy cradle]

wait wtf since when CTRL 0 is a thing

i actually never knew this

[open pasture]

Forever

[sturdy cradle]

😭

[spark crescent]

why are you cyan

[surreal ridge]

it defaults

[spark crescent]

i can sleep with my eyes open

[jolly temple]

anf the code i offered u wont

[stark herald]

what does ctlr 0 do? reset zoom?

[surreal ridge]

yeah

[open pasture]

Soccer mommy

[sturdy cradle]

cool

[spark crescent]

soccer mommy 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[main wyvern]

it kills a freslet

[stark herald]

WHAT why am I in offtopic

I thought I was reuglaes

wth

[surreal ridge]

hahaha

[sturdy cradle]

sorry i teleported you here

[surreal ridge]

fres spotted talking in off topic

[limpid badger]

yes it worked, and for zoom i have ctrl =, ctrl + and ctrl - don't work

thanks :)

[jolly temple]

xcancel.com:

[surreal ridge]

go to settings then appearance?

[vapid quail]

meow

[sturdy cradle]

moew

[vapid quail]

so no one chats here??!!?!?

sad im alone

[open pasture]

meow

[vapid quail]

:c

[jolly temple]

classic

[open pasture]

you killed chat

[vapid quail]

everyone in regulars

smh

[sturdy cradle]

yea

[sturdy cradle]

hi alone

[jolly temple]

radiation

[vapid quail]

YOU

[spark crescent]

ITS TRAUMATISING ME BACK

[jolly temple]

oiter ❤️

[vapid quail]

hi

[surreal ridge]

meeeeee

[stark herald]

uu

[main wyvern]

[limpid badger]

i don't have zoom settings in appearance that was my first thing to go to

[sturdy cradle]

im going back to being grog so i can prove people that people can be as dumb as grok