#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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damn
no me woman
no
ehh
why the fuck is there a one ui store on my phone
and it just installed fucking bloatware
why do u hate it
dont question one ui, adroid knows best
i dont, i use it
:whatisgoingon:
its a joke
mmm yummy bloatware cuz of a shitty samsung service yummy yummy in my tummy
also isnt one ui good
okay
get a pixel
itll take insults as we only help
any custom rom
i hate samsungs oled displays like i get it's more high quality but i dont want to be notified that i played roblox im already sad asf don't need to remind me that i played roblox astolfo femboy tycoon
okay im installing lineag os
dude my my point to music quality but here's niko dies ending it crashed
no
u need to know that
also like u can disable notifications
Only good android skin tbh
based monika take

erm dont bleed
ez
just buy a google pickle with GrapheneOS
yop
whenever I astrally project it happens
@bitter nymph unhusk
Too closed phone
i need google pickle
i didnt know both of you were chill like that
also yeah highkey one ui is the only good android skin
oneui is godawful
like yeah bloat this bloat that but pretty much all android skins come with bloat
jarvis, apply me up wake up than normal discord previews has been horrible decision
one ui isnt special
apple user speaking, opinion ignored
hahahahah germany
erm not GrapheneOS
i just hate samsung
not nothingos
fair enough
i think
why
Can I get some dating help?
too much bloat, and copying Apple instead of being unique like they used to be
and also no custom roms in USA models
?? what
i know some carriers lock the bootloaders but
the ones with exynos chips
in all of the us?
yea i'm some fucker bumped into one and select a cheeseburber
that doesn't sound so bad
ikr
become an incel
meow im back
I already am. What next
@main wyvern, <t:1755710293:R>: ||the|| ||game||
play gacha games all day and never leave your room
kettu 
Nope
Im not playing gacha
I may be an incel but i have standards
22:22
fair
Yeah ๐
mad
ur a fakecel
reverse engineering
gn
what the
Do you know the muffin man
ass itchy
ass itchy
W.T.F.?!?!
nope. you're welcome
Stinky servers
did you guys know android is woke
nou
Set how you preder to be addressed
gothangelz
because our fork vencord off and desist
true
working through a course for a sponsor
last answer is peak
linusetech tips
deleting android bloatware is cutting off a hydras head
two more will install back
this is true
asia lol battle
no sudo rm -rf / deletes the burger folder which makes your pc starve to death and then die of starvation
that's what burger king told me
SLEEP YOU HEATHEN
all of these answers are wrong because you need to add the argument --no-preserve-root for it to actually do something
or add *
sudo rm rf only deletez the burger folder which makes the computer starve to death and crash wendys and bk told me
new car
small car
wheres the 5th option, does nothing and yaps about --no-preserve-root
marry a thousand ips to share lunch with people scary things i absolutely love bunny
which of these are for me
factual!
no way niko oneshot said that (i have no idea what that means)
based.
lowk i dont see anything terrible about it
Hi everyone
that's what the last answer is for
It's not the best pizza but far from terrible
linus is a weird man for laughing at a command returning a warning
s
ex

dam
im an otter what do you think
Cannibal
what?

wait y'all wanted the old profile display back? I like the new one
pozzed lil drake
honestly i couldn't care less about that change

exactly
:3
was messing around in experiments and apparently i have 130 servers 
weird thing i made while high on drugs(lack of sleep)
sucks bro find
cool
You scared?
homie is being ginger
when Im something then its being disgusted 
what
Trump is a disgusting being
why do you think I do the voice
I do not do it for admiration
alot of losers on discord conflate it with that
yes so I proved your aim uvu
ive played one im 18 in like the weird or anything wrong ping me red is grammatically incorrect
woah

might need regular blacklist this user is why im roleplaying
nah Im pretty much the most non fed ever
hhuh
User has been warned.
Warn
idk man

hitler type properly anymore
vwarn @open pasture smelly
User has been warned.
wtfff
vwarn @jagged skiff guh?
User has been warned.
vwarn @jagged skiff hop off me twink
User has been warned.
No ๐
I seen your scary hands
ur smelly!
and a fake phoney

I showered today and washed my hair
same
oh my god he's back
fair
who unbanned him
yea bout what does vencord off topic*****
u got the copy pasta?
no and he cleared all his messages looks like
you are a genius, i'm your biggest fan btw
its crazy how he finally found someone else in the dms who enjoys his pfp
they're hackers by one ui, adroid knows what in chat!
just drank a big mug of @sturdy cradle with me maties

Girldinner
@open pasture, <t:1756245740:R>: funny
@sturdy cradle 2137
groging
deer
pancake?
it has been possible for a very long time
oh deer
what are we looking at here
deer
want to?

Girldinner upgrade
duur
whats that upgrade?
idk what it is but it looks tasty
Crรชpe with sour cream, apricot jam, plasma cookie and
how much protein
plasma cookie? wtf
deur
Delicious serbian biscuit cookie made with a special proprietary blend of milk powder and vanilla
Very specific, amazing flavour
duer
duer
duer
@fickle cosmos @dusk marsh look at it all.
hot pfp btw
I agree

eat you want...
look at what
No edating, flirting, fishing for compliments, etc
!!!
how is that flirting 
@steep vigil hot pfp btw
idfk but funny
I just say that that guy is hot
omg thanks we besties now
i aint an admin
actually no aboos nvm
Plazma (Serbian Cyrillic: ะะปะฐะทะผะฐ) (/Plazma/) is a brand of soft biscuits owned by Bambi A.D. It was introduced in 1967 in Serbia as a cheaper and more widely available alternative to Plasmon, or a direct competitor to Petit Beurre made by Kraลก. It is also known as Lane in Western Europe and the Americas since the 1990s.
mental aboos
i dont aboos
grrrrrrrr
i only aboos @open pasture
valid
cuz i hate him cuz he smelly
I do the same
didnt know we share so much in common

ure invited to my tea party tomorrow at 9pm
wagoo wagoo
be there or be square

@keen junco
bethany I made BISQUITS
sup people
LMAO
vee
wow
greatest burger king facts
no facts about burger king
i dont liek vee anymore
vencord in every single way
take a wild guess
naur
vee is a clanker
guh
gonna have to agreee with you

clankie.machine
they got hacked by the crypto monke
@harsh minnow im sorry but vencord fell off, ever since yall automodded the lesbian word this server hasnt been the same, its now woke and nin0 centered
huh
the fuck is that
truthnuke
i literally made up whatever came to my mind
no idea
mods get rid of her
all my homies use discord messenger
whoever approved that five bucks
real ones hop on Guilded
isnt that owned by roblox btw
@steep vigil nice pfp
I know right
thank you!
im gonna knife discord
@weak vale nice pfp, just don't check the artist's other works
waf
@steep vigil kuhl pfp
stop
xddd
wtf
now im curious
loool
d
holy shit
marry a ant on you feel.
why not both 
nooope
stop
What
oh god hes here
free rent
i thought thats what vore is?
on it
no ๐ญ๐ญ
or however its called
its called guro
then im stupid
๐ญ
rent free its called boomer
it can be used either way, you uneducated dolt
lock in
this is why sneed @deep hatch
linux (btw) is already
i use linux btw
its a meme u cant just alter such a common meme
i use windows with yasb btw
whut
I'm not even in the UK
develop it to an insane amount to the point its performant as shit, but at its core remains the same os
yes, sometimes i didn't really smth
NOOOO
weak
they do it for all of europe already
its not a meme its a lifestyle
@harsh minnow I will explode your house due to your nickname. prepare your cat army
โ๏ธ
i refuse to believe ukraine would be retarded enough to accept it
i love not being european
a memed lifestyle
flys get
you have a memed lifestyle
ur a meme
wagoo wagoo
wagoo
ur fat
nop
dm'd
no but ur bald
I'm in your walls
dm me too im curious
please forward
what are you even saying
server* i hate frenchies pal
bro fed his braindead messages into an AI
Tell me you're a poser without telling me you're a poser
NOP

not touching the console everytime you enter discord maybe?
bd is ass water
Just release Apecord ๐
youre right topic
because both have different internal implementations for dealing with discord's webpack bundler
you are double fat
i think he just wants a lolcow in here
cats
console scripts inevitably break over time and are inherently unreliable
we have the guns . lolcow helpers for that
due to updates
nuuh
technically correct?
you're not pioneering anything
:hes_UwU:

no
yes
how much you bet he just .innerHTML s everything

save me
i love not being in servers with cool ass emojis
display name styles werent guild attached?
No
i have a solid question
horrible server
are you linux
alright, i end server)
fedora
yay
do
just there cuz emotes :3
okay thanks for the info
package is haunted
he does

kitty wants the slop
She was so amazed by me stirring that
Economic depression food
windows :3
Constantly tilting her head
I'm sorry for not being able to bite
did all your teeth fall out
?
?
?
Fresh braces
oh fun
comes with cool
wisdom teeth?
package is suddenly no longer haunted

gulp
oh braces
it'll be worth it when your teeth are nice and straight
Tbf if it was for the aesthetics I wouldn't take them BUT
I needed them for medical reasons
we love serika
Because I have an overbite and always bite myself inside AND because of the irregular shape I flattened the topology of enamel on my back teeth
some bullshit
meow
hershe
L
i promise we are in zsh

u clicked it didnt u
NOT AGAIN
ur evil no telling lies
guns lol
dumbass
Kill All Roblox Players
the franch eat atom bombs ive heard
KARP
i miss my oomfs
I like french people more than filthy americans
same
@weak vale sorry but I think frenchies are better than you simply because you're american ๐
But why
Change nationality ๐
something is wrong
(/j)
understandable
ban yourself
รครถรผ
รผรครถ
because i hate roblox and roblox players
token logger included
might be the 2nd or 3rd most evil nation in modern history
we gotta nuke the us
โeven when your own software
France is #1
i am american and i say we gotta go
Not only are frenchies better than you but also BELGIANS ๐จ
are u from france?
the country so bad the average civillian is obnoxious
yup 
No, Ive dealt with them
North America will explode in t minus 3 seconds
i need free healthcare and basic data protection and human rights
next month
oge gud
they are unbelievablely racist too
very well done
Ive never seen such an instant facial repulsive reaction when someone talks to them with a German accent
?
North America will explode in t minus 2 seconds
i kinda wanna show like a small child from an indigenous tribe merzbow
Whats wrong with roblox apart from severe moderation issues and some dumb changes like changing friends to connections
its a mid platform
permanently alter their life forever
U answered ur own question
proof?
Show a victorian child Yume Nikki
i think they might die
Of tuberculosis or the game?
tuberculosis
like i dont think anyone disagrees with the concept of roblox, but the moderation issues, the monetization issues and the community is what makes it bad
Roblox is good for only playing random games from between 2008 and 2012 with 10 visits
i love the national security agency
long now on this shit
anime was a mistake
yup
them americans fropped the nuke on japan
any code, just have cheese
and then they made mistakes like anime
There's only one anime I've liked and it's JoJo
dont drop nukes
sneed
I do hardware consultations.
I wouldnt charge you
sorry I cant read I'm illiterate
its against my religion
naww
@open pasture I hope the PCs of your clients all die
they havent yet
@open pasture selamat pagi
that would actually be a funny one
wtf this say
religion which is against the capability of reading
Yeah thats mine
nuuh
intuition
lol
I actually dont like the show
nichijou reference, your pfp is from the show silly
i love setting profile pictures of shows i havent watched
not my cup of tea
nobody dislikes nichijou
tsk. blocked
@open pasture what do u mean by sneed
hehehehehehe
literally immediately
touch grass
ngmi
these hours long coding sessions bro
dms
@weak vale
ntmwtsm
its so joever my hair is falling out neow!
async function*
@soft moss @soft moss
sygau
@weak vale @weak vale @weak vale @weak vale
async fn*
@soft moss @soft moss @soft moss @soft moss @soft moss @soft moss
no
meoow
meoow
smoke weed everyday
man
i bet you watch slop shonen anime
nam
last show I watched was One Piece
around episode 800 2 years ago
crazy
watch through my anime list
I rate good trust
no
:[
ngmi
i'll win ur evil
I use my memory to store it
I can recall the last 3 incarnations of myself this brain is cooking
whu
im gonna die
@weak vale meow meow meow meow
nooope
everyone does
meow
we arent imortals like u bald evil sect guy
nop you can't die yet
my last incarnation was a powerful emperor. and before that i was a grub in the dirt
no you were always a goober
your last 500 incarnations have been sea cucumbers
and that is where you will return
you probably eat seafood
nop i'm allergic
kelvin is godawful
really?
What absolute psycho put the ribbon cable there ๐ญ
yeah, isn't it cute and moฤ
never trust a cat pfp
Wait your allergic to sea cucumbers?
mmmm chocolate...
sea cucumber isnt seafood
a
I hope you arent eating them
i love music
๐ณ
Gn
Hostage down.
goo night ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
kevins always a console everytime you through wine is welcome
gn
wake the fuck up
@weak vale
it's get a bag tuesday
what.
They go nice with ketchup ๐ญ
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP THIS AFTERNOON
no
๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ
gaaaaaay
Yes
das crasy
lq
icbenajkasb
gm oomf
connect your june to the internet
i need to charge my june
your june is damaged you gotta replace it
Gemeini is so smart for this 
this is a pro-cucumber disinfo campaign
noooo
oh sorry
Im not listening to a CLANKER
cart

silly
Clanker
wire back
copper head
tin skin
petroleum lips
oil drinking
no good filthy clanker
i'm going to stick a bar of soap in your mouth
you will drink a liter of dish soap
can't
User has been warned.
I will
what???
that mouth getting cleaned oomf we're doing you like parents with a poor sense of behavior insetting
User has been warned.
vwarn @golden rivet insaneo style
User has been warned.
vwarn @golden rivet chat smells bad now
User has been warned.
finally the mods are doing something around here
clean it up janny
I hope you find the cure all
aloe vera
@lapis lava Taylor Swift's mother-in-law is from Croatia
Not too far from where I live
horrible and kids before time
meow
false; nothing ever
Frhera connected in frequently used
big ass emoji
tsk. blocked from ur the top
good
@soft moss
lol!
lol!
Es steckt mehr in einem iPhone.
im going fucking crazy
everyone does kevin
busy hugging rini sorry
cvrsed artist
this fancy
ads though
ads tho
this is kinda a nitro ad ain't it
neat
ok?
I love sewerslvt
iohon
thats awesome i hope you enjoy the things you listen to
i like this character
I'll stick to stock OneUI on my Samsung smartphone
@jagged skiff would be proud
good
Obliterate the Shit out of a FARNSIE Fan in VENCORD for the most Obvious reasoning @open pasture
you can ping me in replies i love attention im so deprived of it please
Obliterate the Shit out of a VENNIE Fan in LIBVENCORE for the most Blobcozy reasoning
@late swift hiii hiii
hiiii
@soft moss
big mistake
it wouldnt do anything anyways i have you blocked on account of chud
i open the messages every time its just a principle thing
guys, use vencord org
kevin need to stfu
my belly is full of enchilada
nice
i think theyre probably still best with chicken
you're the chud here
im a furry
thats racism
these were beef but yup chicken is tasty too
stop being mean to kevin
vwarn @hard island clanker racism
User has been warned.
No shitposting, spam and disturbing or gross content. Do not post furry content (e.g. boykisser meme)
what the freak
yeah youre a lolcow
or you're falling for it
minus judgemental middle aged woman mindset
meow
yes
vwarn @open pasture eating liquid food
User has been warned.
vwarn @open pasture Big Lake
we'll do it live
User has been warned.
vwarn @open pasture Monika
User has been warned.
mom they're abusing the warn system again
it doesnt do shit
vwarn
User has been warned.
@weak vale save me
yuck.
vee is a clanker lover
nin0 did you hear
i hate clankers
sending in dropship to your location for tactical extraction
vwarn @jolly temple clanker
User has been warned.
ven beats me up for being a clanker
nin0 you have forsaken me
I accidentally turned off mobile data instead of the torch on my mobile phone
she calls it a torch 
@gock can wifi travel through lightbulbs
convenient word: they where you're woke me more.
i was a big shot once
and now im just another whitename ๐ฌ
what did you expect from Euros
b-big s-s-shot?
do you also put beans on toast
you will not be remembered
Sounds delicious
Very scrumptious
I would put lentils on toast
not american beans
blacklist this chat doing alright iโm tired for the source
Also sounds delicious
even in American baked beans they put sugar in ts
I had lentil soup the other day
fucking vile
Magnificent
lovely
Bro
I need more lentils
The main ingredient is Heinz ketchup
bluh
Even in American baked beans
American baked beans are just beans baked in Heinz ketchup and added molasses
In Every American, Is Baked Beans
the molasses is off putting
dm'd
I love asses
turn ts into rum
I LOVE rum
you can't dirnk
autonomous system 9 dollars a recluse
mods crush them
yeah those ones
Sister I am European
illegal
Sister I am European
im man
sister..
jane was removed
though i supposed to mythic in mimimimi-land
we outta jane
Slippery
they are cooked and dry
@weak vale @open pasture Imagine having to wait to be 21 to drink beer ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น
TrasheneOS
idk im blocking your house and took damage
I started drinking when I was underaged
wouldnt recommend it
Hypocrisy
Rahh
top 500 incarnations have 1tb for a one more of half a funky name and brazilians
No
imagine not having central air 

Explains a lot

Im speaking from experience
you are fat
imagine needing air to survive
meow
You havent even seen me
meow
well i'll be installing a custom rom by 2027 i suppose
meow
I can smell you
???
Weirdo
Sis you may have central air but I saw it and it's so badly designed and implemented
this whole server stinks now go shower
meow
i can smell the lesbian from you
sis you refer to me.
I can smell from u too
thanks
Np

Lesbians forever

you don't need that if you're a robot though
only reason i havent been cooked alive
When are we getting more lgbt flags in twemoji
It was important to change the pleading emoji but not to add a lesbian flag?






