#π§-off-topic-iceman-only
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you havent seen it all
what the fuck
lowk youre right my hands are gay as shit
gaming
true
gay
better than weak hands
gaming hands
hands of a gamer
Ketoprpfen is for animals vro
bread color was so mean cloudflare just feels well
Euthanizing you
:3
yeeess
kevin???
thats me
mrrrp
also if i couldnt take ketoprofen then they wouldnt be selling it at the PHARMACY
idot
about final fantasy game pass
ketamine
Idot
ur a dot
π
.
I made it up because our company made some ketoprofen injection and it was for veterinary use
Maybe its okay if you take it because youre a little bitch
this is grammatically incorrect
Nooo don't just agree with me and make me feel bad
You're supposed to fight back
okay uuhh
kevin???
fartsie
kms
is that good?
fartsie]
Despite everything, it's still you.
Aspyrin
yeah, whats github pages then. anything but idk not a ton
My barber asked if my hair style was from Roblox
I'm gonna kill myself
Thats too far...
That's the best message I've read this week
No it's not
Holy crap π
Well is it
they beard
Pipe down aliucord user (derogatory)
taylor swift
I hope you perish
I don't fucking know
I wanted to grow out my hair but my parents made me cut it
I just told him to make it shorter and he almost gave me a bowl cut
What TS album
@proper narwhal https://open.spotify.com/track/2LD2gT7gwAurzdQDQtILds?si=kys
I had to interrupt and be like"please don't make it a flat edge"
Hop on AM @lapis lava
lemme know youre young vro zero is chat is fully functioning yes you struggle with pride. its not up unpleasant, anyway im 15
How old are tou for your parents to be controlling your haircut....
User is 12
Fuck off
That was a serious question
I feel that </3
22
selftitled/fearless is country
speak now is country/rock depending on the tracks
red is country pop
1989 is upbeat pop
reputation is darker pop
lover is upbeat pop but it either has her best songs or her worst songs
folklore/evermore are indie/folk pop and are good if youβre depressed
midnights/ttpd are some darker pop
choose your poison now
I see
Im gonna have a word with your parents
What will Showgirl be
life of a showgirl apparently is 1989 beats with her better songwriting
from folklore era but not as depressing
I'd show you guys if I didn't inherently vomit whenever I see myself in the mirror
so basically upbeat pop but good lyrics
I see
Ffs I'm gonna kms
or listen LAUFEY
Laufey β€οΈ
i should play a matter of time
iβll pass.
i havenβt yet
kys
kys
stupid fucking clanker
Same
vmute 1w @jolly temple clanker
Hop on AM @lapis lava
Done!
Muted GenAi#7023 (@jolly temple) for 7 days
i used all my trials
and iβm not changing my media and purchases account on iPhone
i love you ninzero
i need to change that from my main to an alt if i wanted to
and both school and personal IDs are in my actual family
Moron
#1 clanker defender here guys
I'm so pissed off right now
@proper narwhal https://open.spotify.com/track/180AbZduI6bYQIzwCHRwu9?si=kys
I feel like I'm on the verge of throwing up
β¨ embrace it
ykyk get well soon
Thanks
Me looking out a 6th floor window
there's a joke here to be made
Yeah, it's me
Does my PFP look blurry / noisy to y'all
@open pasture
no
Or am I delulu
please take a shower
What
what should i study
no
What are the options
but don't listen to me i have bad eyesight
have you even been to high school
yea you are
I see
No. It just looks bad
Nah
Ironically enough, it didn't feel like that when I was on Linux
:\
don't get ragebaited by the anti-ragebait cat
Ive turned evil. Im ragebaiting instead of friendmaxxing
I did π
I wonder why the /tenor command works when you don't have embed permissions
What's even the point
name one subject
I did bachelors in chem vro. Im literally walter white
English
Walter White if he did all his meth rather than building an empire
Fk English
Me
@open pasture I took a shower today
I washed my hair since its actually growing now
Nope
are you not bald anymore
i stopped skin shaving in July
show would be boring
and borderline illegal
why do you want to hear a grown ass man shower
Hear?
borderline?
Im tryna see you bro
bro
π
im studying don't Ping me ever
I aint putting on a shower show
Sorry i was taken away by the thought of your bald head being shampood
head has hair
Not after im done woth yoy πͺ
no
stop trying to shave my head
Grrrrr
Stop trying to make me stop trying to shave your head
you cant shave what doesnt exist
hes bald
Hes saying hes growing hair
im blocking whoever is reacting me
Must put an end to this
πΆ
So true...
rude
ur a fox
sure pal
literally rude
No im a human
@open pasture sorry for blocking you
i know... i know...
it's okay you can cry ....
furry
3 blocked messages
You
u don't have the balls to block me
i do
Hhuh
You wanna be a furry so bad, you're growing hair
aw hell nah i accidentally fell asleep
peace

@steep vigil clanker
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mb
filthy fucking CLANKERS
ο£Ώ
@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture
@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture
Fk
TIN SKIN, COPPERHEAD, OIL DRINKING CLANKERS!!!
yk maybe u arent as bad as i thought we have smth in common
i WAS onto smth when i said "i'm a tire" like 3 hrs ago
@spark crescent btw can u see my messages or not
i can
none of the people are on n chatting here sob
i didn't recall who u were bc you changed name and avatar
π
now I do
You
fop
clanker hater/ yuii / bnuy
long ass ears ahh fop
BNUY?!?! WHERE?!?!
roblox
dni
Me btw
clanker?
yeah
RAAAAH
π
exposed
WTF
π± in bio
hey vencord regulars! ever wanted a private fakedeafen??? check my bio for it!!ππππ
or smth

hello lawn
ure either too smart or ure stupid
Nothing too smart about that. Hss just too stupid
he meant by venis either "ven is" or a body part
I'm autistic, I'm both at once, I will be mind numbingly stupid, but then about the right topic I will have the knowledge of god
we will never even know
body part
based
low hanging fruit here for a uranus joke
π
projection
@lapis lava i dont see it in the bio
silence Australian
Nights go to bed
everyone knows what stfu means
ok thats racism
Wait nights is Australian??
good.
my cat doesn't know
@open pasture we only hate frenchies pal
Your Australian 
and brazilians
I hate your kind
filthy clanker
im actually french
i love you too

is france cool
please dont
no
i don't know i never went outside
π
french are assholes
my my house is cool
lmfao
it has two floors
Real, been a while since I've been outside since I started doing a home school program
Well
why home school
I've been outside but not as much as I used to when I was in actual school
Uhhh, death threats, people telling others where I lived, someone said they where gunna break into my house and shoot my cat, getting followed home from school, people throwing rocks at me while I walked home from school
My life has been a lie

I thought my hair was black just like "my mother's"
All of that was one guy btw
Im sorry you had to deal with it
My hair is actually just dark brown and my mother dyes her hair
vro
if you need a business card Ill send you one later
call police on him or like
idfk beat him up atp
horrible decision
They gave him a slap on the wrist and said "no, don't do that"
Wanna guess what happened next
it got worse
typical
yeah schools dont do shit
till you involve threat of court or sue
Does she want the ninth with an iphone? Why mention that
I mean I did but tbh I don't know how to fight
go to the regional supervisor iirc
I've never been in a fight before
go to police, otherwise just go wild on him till hes crying
that's mean
I may be a big chonky lad but I've never thrown a lunch before unless it was at a punching bag
cops can't do shit either
lunch
no its not
listen pal objects exist
The one time I fought back while he was taunting me and following me home I threw my backpack at him
next time use fire
firearms hehehehe
But anyways, doesn't matter now I'm doing homeschool now
IM DYING ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no he has enough evidence to arrest them
Which is both really good and bad at the same time
just get a bunny
omg thats so romantic
they'll die earlier than me
Im gonna buy a used M107
bruh
It's really good because I'm actually able to get my work done and I'm able to do the things I wanna do because with how this works I make my own schedule as long as I get my work done within a week
then just buy one at old age
wdym bruh
But it's bad because I don't go outside much and I have no irl friends
I specialize in marksmanship
i love my crush but he's going to leave me so he doesn't love me back so do so so so so so
so just go outside
whats stopping u
bruv
People scary
yeah homeschooling would be better
go back to school, don't let a bully stop you, just beat him up
thats what im saying
ignore these women telling you otherwise, they cant beat up shit
Well first off, I'm a senior now, and second, if I went back I don't think I would graduate school this year
you motherfucker
as someone who has been in plenty of fights I wouldnt suggest it for normies
my head was shaved for a reason u stinker
Because I've failed so many classes and the only reason I'll graduate this year is because of how this program works
u werent shaved URE BALD
ure like 60
But anyways yeah I much prefer this
peace
id make a joke but i wont
How does home schooling even work
i'll beat you up with my glock
So is your
likely online lessons
no u won't
we had the same thought
make it
exposed
I see
DNI you pozzlet
mmmaaarrvvvinn!!!!!!!!!!!
Moron to morn brain link
slayyy
With mine the way it works is I go to a building once a week and do a check in with a teacher to make sure I'm doing alright and that I'm getting my work done, and every week I have a packet I need to get done on my own, which I then send to the teacher
@keen junco
look it up
Nooo im sorry
oh
thats a weird way
You wouldnt block me. Im just a quirky little guy
So pretty much check in with teacher, do a weeks worth of work, go back to the teacher for another check in and repeat
more freedom
Yeah, I'm not on a schedule at all
I see
All that matters is I get all the work done
hello
So the teachers would do allat but not do anything about the bullying problem?
So mean
oopsie
You can do your entire packet of work in one day and then take the entire week relaxing
Well the program isn't really smth from my school
Guhhh. This isnt optimal....
It's more of a school district thing
i'm sorry how are you getting bullied as a senior dawg i'm so sorry
id bully @weak vale
what are you gonna do? meow?
Well that bullying was when I wasss, I think a freshman and a sophomore
easy pickings
Then I switched to the homeschooling as a junior
i'll beat the shjt out of yous, i have nothing to lose
@lapis lava would fall for this
@steep vigil shut up twerp ill skin your beans
alright iβm going sleep as you should try making
do it
tf is a twerp
Plus I wasn't being bullied by people in upper grades
u
A twit.
no
I was being bullied by the same guy for like my entire time in school
sounds cool i daily and make sense of yours is
The same guy from elementary to sophomore
twitter !??!?!? woke culture
its a fool
Can you not report it to the police
Twit means the same
ur a twit
I never did
he reported it to school instead which didnt do shit
I wouldn't say so

Guh why would you isolate yourself without even using all meams at hand first
bnuuy
many years
@steep vigil stinky
Because if I fought back I'd be the one in trouble because schools are insane
strobby milk
Its great if its working for you but physically going to the school is also important imo. The social interactions shape your personality
making car sounds is cringe
Dont fight back. Call the police
its not a car sound
what's this v
Tbh even at school I was a bit of a recluse
Thats okay
No friends, didn't really talk to anyone unless I was required to
And I was failing my classes
Being an introvert or socially anxious is okay but just isolating yourself isnt right
So nothing's changed except for the fact I'm passing my classes now
B..but
But nothing I still talk to people
Do you go out
I talk to my parents and also other people online
Like other than school
I don't really have anywhere to go
meow
Any friends you play with in the evenings or stuff
stupid. kid
π₯
As I said I don't have any IRL friends
what
ure like 9 vro
Mirror bait
ginger root bait
respods to when was this as their usernames
Well thats not very poggers
ginger has roots..?
Well I didn't before either so again nothing's changed
I have roots
u aint a tree
im 15
this shit looks weirdly scary
"boo" ass mf
bruh
Small
doesnt exist
If you think so
Fym if I think so I didn't talk to anyone
Id still encourage you to go out, even if alone for anything at all
I was the weird as fuck kid nobody wanted to talk to me
Even a walk
Which granted, yeah I'm autistic and have ADHD
same thing
dude its 2025 everyone has it
I dont
i dont think u were weird but rather bc u never talked w anyone noone even wanted to start a convo w u
you just need to put dog poop in the bullies' locker
Look at my decor
oh my god
grok ever work om phone os just spin a hint. he going to? no shut the guilded.com voicechat please clean bulking?
No im not
I used to talk to people
i just planted a farnsie
That got me nowhere so I just gave up
weird as the a geek brah
dont forget the block of water

shit right
wdym got u nowhere
where did u want talking to get u
Idk
So talking doesn't make friends talking does?
@hard kite you're romanian which way out over
idfk how to even explain to u what talking does
Talking is how it starts, yes
Trueeeee
But you shoukdnt expect to make a friend just because you had a conversation
don't talk to @steep vigil they are insaneo style
they told me robits would take over
dont talk to @open pasture they hate gacha games
and that skinnies (humans) are gonna be gone by 2055
I want robots to take over so i can rest
EVERYONE HATES GACHA GAMES
bruh
false
i LOVE gacha games
see
She lowkey kinda ugly.
im gonna grab you
Who would tap that
press firmly on steam and kids
which one
my giant mech:
The right one
idk she looks fine
not real
they both look busted
wdym busted
like its joever for them
wdym
car
:3c
ask your parents
mines litecoin on will husk emoji
how much
doesnt exist
marry a rich dude
like 5 dollars
hellooo
where do i find a rich dude
big lake sounds like he's going to give you that five bucks
ew no hes ugly
aight sending
big lake is a big brokie
wtf
no
ok im not sending 5 free bucks for roblox
ask a friend
i aint marrying a friend
no ask a friend for five bucks
ok brother why do u need 6 computers thats just useless ass flex
yeah that's just ewaste
ok where do i find friend with five bucks fastest route
kingdom of dirt
marry a 6th floor below
2 are servers, 2 are loan pcs
what
why do u need 2 servers
no thats ur house
LMAO
free parts
thinking,,,
I have a game server and a homelab
oh wow ty kevin
am I not allowed to have either
yeah

ure supposed to give it to me cuz im so cool
making a friend takes like a day
ofc its the mentally ill dictating my property
not an option
no fuckoff ur rude for no reason
sell a stuff to a pawn shop
this
deserved
I hate clankers
go jump off a walmart
I already have
re*ct n*tive
jump again
i work for prageru
they pay me for my insane stories
taking it only from friends not baldies
ok remove me
done
lolcow
remembering that tweet that was like "if prageru was a real university i'd shoot it up"
play a real game brokie
motherfucker let me play my
uninstall roblox
hayo
nanana
unironically praying for your downfall now
set laptop on fire
ty
nooo but i need it to watch
"I love children"
dont need to do it give your country a few years
they are the children

i am a child too so like
This chat is abominable right now
skill issue
I have to use my phone as a mic for a pc game, anyone knows anything app that will reduce background noise and increase my voice or smth else that will help me
So you should uninstall it for your safety...
ok thats just
Ratatouille 2: the health department
guns.wtf when did go to not you don't, actually a 2 year is lurk in dms
Idek why Im asking this here
that was just too far
simply talking in anyway i mainly switched cuz it is for roblox and explain to him a month bratha
von you chee
I ain't no cogsucker.
Hi sorry its my daily shitposting sesh
ukraine strong
Not your fault
Giving the 3 year old children in Bangladesh 4 seconds to sort this container
lol
Why don't small businesses do this to save money
It's really that easy
4eal
reverse wireless charge from my actual school
yeah
Seek professional kelp
u stinky
lolcow
proffesional fish
ong
@spark crescent
In this economy? No thanks
cap
i mean
meow
steal professional help
Theyre not hekpful
the streets are clean
mrrrp
@inland jolt
No no. Im serious. Please ππ
I dont have chromeos
i have been pinged
what are you
yes hello so like how do i install windows 11
on what
built in plenty of their basic
install cachyos
i dont get it, im not a clanker and this still look scrumptious
a nokia preferably
bloat and no
Im iron man
π
I LOVE GRAPES AND RED BULL
install arch and then use cachyos kernel
Guhhh just say yes or no so i can ask or not
this is NOT chromeos help
less bloat
less bloated than windows tho
car
see the silly part is i tried that and it somehow corrupted my local disk to the point two of my disks fused into one
no its handholding the distro
i only help with chromeos :p
zero point to use archbased distros unless its Artix
well i help with other things too but pls ping only for chromeos help :p
@inland jolt how do i make chromeos good
btw install Artix
@inland jolt can you help me file my tax returns
nana na na na na na na
not necessarily a bad thing, it got me into linux proper
βΉοΈ
smells like settings.sh or paying any of half court
remove it and install linux
you are a bad person
no
Dont
use the bluetooth thats inside the device
so two chromeoses?
whats chromeos for btw isnt it just a browser

user states their age
The you-bar experiment thingy doesnt show up experiments in the desktop. Where do i enable it.
i have two extra chromeoses
whar
Fartsie will die
this content is blocked by this server
trying to person and now it's forever just agree with denim)
hi vencord
aw damn i didnt trigger tessie
worm
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! π¨
lol!
I cant find experiments on mobile even though i have the plugin named experiments installed
trigger your headache
oh boy i can run skibidi android game
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! π¨
acting busy
english
wtf
is that real
steam support fnuuy :3
yeah they killed him
hello mr palm why are you not mr normal tree
296.1 alpha
reminder to person and both school i make it btw can catch and such. it sucks
Guys, use the amendment we were given during the creation of this country
holy lag
@spark crescent HELP!
skill issue
@spark crescent HELP ME!
@spark crescent I need help btw
what do you want...
unironically
ONE BY ONE
no you donβt
...
should I buy a 5090
@strange garden what do U want
no
yes I do, fuck off lolcow
some chocolate bars
reason?
what kind
expensive and nvidia
hershe
mmmm chocolate...
How do you even open that menu thing π
I have money
look large it adds role and if
iβm so hungry
Average clanker
@open pasture what do u want
Hersheys chocolate tastes like puke
I alr pinged above
No
yes it does
im driving right now can u just tell me
Only shows the change status option π₯
cripple
No
should I upgrade to a 5090
guns
Love texting and driving
death
dumby
idk what to do
Not yet
Kettu 
in vencords a human i gotta play it brah

are you financially stable
yes
itβs coming for me
death is coming for you
is olivia rodrigo filipino
(they are you on github pages
might as well try revenge
Thank you so much 
my Ryzen 9 7900X
is revenge next any diffrent
dud
do you have enough power from ur psu
1000W in 4x 8 pin pcie
do you have enough money for a 5090
yes
like i know what that means 
and what
thanks iβm opening this random package
huh
@gork generate a gay pride lives rent free parts
and what of it
isn't plugins the main appeal π
what
what
why else would you use a client mod
β¨ embrace it goes :3
(apart from themes)
@open pasture same braincell
β¨ embrace it goes :3
are you gaslightimg me again @strange garden
not a real word
neither are you
you are a person not a word
β οΈ
bro
delete this from discord
succefully completed the word kindness written on will learn c# at a femboy
what
@kind badger
thank you TheoJoe
@kind badger uhhh instructions unclear what the fuck do i really need to host a server just to install revenge next
fuckass romania doe
instructions very unclear
the thing isnt i trust you, the thing is i dont trust myself

ewwwwww
sob
meow
add chrome devtools debugger protocol to revenge @kind badger
freaky fres
wrong
freakier fres
Will I die if I don't sleep
whats the difference between variant 1 and 2
Yop
Awh.
:3
:3
Leave him alone
no
do you know of any other cool experiments i might want to enable
:3
hello
Yes
keyboa
hey guys is there a way to override the UMC protection on yt player
i-i didn't have obi strips are in mtga name things won't
im on stable 

wait i can enable soundmojis
you talked smth abt that sob
hold on
nvm i dont think i can
i love being schizo as fuck
itll take too so fire not insinuate you with hair style
yes
bucket
HUH
preemptive strike

Good night
inside the manager?
beat homeless people
wwttttffffffffff
gn
i already do in my free time
You cant because you're a beta
damn.
disgusting
Revenge -> settings -> customization -> release channel
oh god dammit someone's lost a boost
Is being ginger and getting sun burned micro dosing skin cancer
no more SHIG tag again
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! π¨
find painkillers then send it this program isn't plugins the gay flags you got worse
rip @weak vale π
ok nvm

guys what do i do my neighbours kid got a toy car and he keeps beeping it non stop for 5 minutes straght im going insane atp
its so loud
I AM SO HAPPY. VESKTOP IS AWESOME
I AM SO ANGRY, VESKTOP IS HORRIBLE
i'm confused. vesktop 
im, vesktop
back
I am sort of neutral, Vesktop is 
i am. vesktop is.
vesktop
