🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

aeto

point invalid

Did the color of the day change or did my brain get used to the pink color after seeing emily in chat for two minutes and this green is feeling weird

[crimson ferry]

liquid glass is actual glass

[open pasture]

Damn donors

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is pine green! (#158078)

[crimson ferry]

aero is blur with a texture

[open pasture]

Damn daniel

[open pasture]

aero is also glass but i am solid unlike weak futile liquid ass

[crimson ferry]

but fruitiger aero has this

[open pasture]

i would argue that is not frutiger aero

[open pasture]

This did not frutiger my aero

I've had better burgers than this

[open pasture]

You dont need all that. Give it to me

[open pasture]

pizza burger pasta put it in a box

Have at it

Throwback to that one time I was in CERN

[open pasture]

Me when...

Nvm

This is in fact not CERN but Genève which is next to CERN

[open pasture]

None of my conCERN

Jajajaja

Now THIS WAS in CERN

Also a joke about goku pissing has to be made about that but im clearly too mature for that

Screw the large hadron collider this sandwich was bussin straight up aura no ohio

This was better though

YO !

gurt

[sturdy cradle]

YO !

[open pasture]

gurt

YO !

YOG

[sturdy cradle]

urt

[open pasture]

YOGU

rt

YOGUR

t

YOGURT

_ _

DELETE

[grizzled reef]

I read that so fucking wrong 😭

[open pasture]

You ruined it

YOGURT

Im gonna cry

frutigerrring tf outta my aero rn

Okay nvm

Thanks

[sturdy cradle]

my unfunny side is calling me

[open pasture]

Throwback to that one time I actually saw the large hadron collider

I saw that n reaction and suddenly got reminded of malwina

[open pasture]

im dad

[crimson ferry]

yo gurt

[open pasture]

You should've 😔

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

What would they do if i start eating it

[open pasture]

you would die first of all then they would prolly stop it

[open pasture]

need this emote

[open pasture]

Well for starters you have to be in Switzerland and France to be able to do so and idk if you'd like that

Because the LHC goes through both Switzerland and France

[open pasture]

I cant die

[open pasture]

france pensivedance

[sturdy cradle]

cool

[open pasture]

Im too cool to die

Embed fail

oh ma pona pi toki pona has it

sweet

[sturdy cradle]

hi too cool to die

[vapid yarrow]

you should've made a black hole there

[open pasture]

Ikr

[raw panther]

let's all storm cern and eat the lhc they can't stop us if we're in numbers

[open pasture]

But they didn't let me

[open pasture]

We're putting @spark crescent in a large hadron collider

CLANG

[open pasture]

[vapid yarrow]

nerds

[open pasture]

this is what they got for using linux mint or smth idfk

[sturdy cradle]

WHATTT????

[open pasture]

True

[sturdy cradle]

NOT THE CLANG JUMPSCARE

[open pasture]

Meet me oustide. i NEED to beat you up

Why would you beat up kb

[vapid yarrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257096838050484274/1371547546991853689/CPuvEaSp.gif

[open pasture]

I'm wearing this shirt and I feel naked

I'm scared

theres this stupid ad for kiwis in australia and when ever someone says crazy it triggers it in my head

its my vocal stim

crazy tasty

were the sweetest of them all

[open pasture]

Wrong reply 😭

crazy juicy too

kiwis great for you

That was meant for the message you deleted monika

[hollow dew]

poor round abused

[open pasture]

What message

I took a bite

[open pasture]

I saw what you deleted

I didn't delete anything bruh

????

I don't like this shirt I'm wearing...

[sturdy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-16534979835682612734

[open pasture]

Sure

[open pasture]

Then change it?

[open pasture]

I'm at school

I'm not walking home

I dont like the skin im wearing. It has bugs under it. Might rip it off

Sis has school in august

[open pasture]

Rip

[open pasture]

It's been a week

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-pibble-meme-meme-meme-pibble-dancer-gif-453881887513241577

I would never

[open pasture]

Horrid creature

KILL

foooooooooooooooo is typing

Nooo they stopped

[hollow dew]

pop

[open pasture]

They hate me

@tired rune

[tired rune]

insane i accidentally opened this server and accidentally pressed space

[open pasture]

Thats called typing

[open pasture]

with your pfp decor i keep thinking your pfp is a dog

[sturdy cradle]

damn. thats way more accidentally pressed keys thats for sure

[open pasture]

we may be horses neigh neigh kills baby

[open pasture]

It is

@sturdy cradle how long did it take you to beat [redacted]

[open pasture]

is that a cat

[open pasture]

Nooo

[sturdy cradle]

[redacted]

[open pasture]

No but fr

[open pasture]

Nope

[sturdy cradle]

i am fr

[open pasture]

Bau bau

Woof

No but fr

[open pasture]

is it a dog

[sturdy cradle]

frfr

[open pasture]

Yes

[sturdy cradle]

f very r

[open pasture]

No but fr how long did it take you to beat [redacted] unless you didn't beat them

[sturdy cradle]

i'm telling you fr it took me [redacted]

[open pasture]

when i put my phone in the bottom left of my laptop keyboard my laptop turns off for some reason

i think its magnets

Or a bad connection

[open pasture]

historians are going to be looking at discord logs and be like

fveryr

i thought this joke was more funny than it was

[open pasture]

So you didn't beat them

joke canceled

[sturdy cradle]

i did

[open pasture]

go home

[sturdy cradle]

IDFK WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY [redacted] 😭 speak to me like a human being if you want me to reply like a human being

[open pasture]

The FRAUD

[sturdy cradle]

oh

i didnt

[open pasture]

:3c

[copper garnet]

ight no drinking today

[open pasture]

I beat it pre patch

:3c

[sturdy cradle]

honestly i beat ch3&ch4 like twice 😭 i even forgot that i wanted to beat them

i'm just waiting for next chapters

[open pasture]

I replayed ch3 and 4 literally immediately after I finished them

Though for obvious reasons

[sturdy cradle]

i also replayed it

[open pasture]

To torment the silly deer

[sturdy cradle]

SAME

:D

[open pasture]

:D

[sturdy cradle]

:D

[open pasture]

:D

https://tenor.com/view/driving-in-my-car-right-after-a-beer-asgore-deltarune-undertale-deltarune-meme-gif-3544505773487620571

[sturdy cradle]

:D

[open pasture]

Embed fail but

I know exactly what it is

idc if i dont have image perms

[sturdy cradle]

i hear the song

[open pasture]

i will gif

[sturdy cradle]

its because im listening to music rn

bruh

[open pasture]

Random number generator music

[sturdy cradle]

thats what people call "Suno ai"

[open pasture]

Sumo

sumo

https://tenor.com/view/shimmy-sumo-dancing-gif-5421002

[sturdy cradle]

idfk 😭 i dont use it

[open pasture]

I hate it

suno li ai

ai li bad

not me using li in an english sentence

[sturdy cradle]

guys you think its real?

also wirtual so cool

[open pasture]

it could be, we dont know for certain, ig we will never know...

[open pasture]

In 1577 days it will be

[sturdy cradle]

oh he said its not

[jaunty stag]

clearly says 6 days ago

so stupid

[sturdy cradle]

so ig its not a joke

[open pasture]

HELL YEAH LESBIANS KISSING

whahhh oof
its a me

[spark crescent]

how do i download linux 11

[open pasture]

I think I'd put ralsei as hammond and kris as may instead

[open pasture]

dont

[spark crescent]

will using linux make me an asshole like everybody else

[open pasture]

Yes

[spark crescent]

yay

how do i dualboot linux 11

[sturdy cradle]

yes. use arch for double the effect

as proffesional arch linux user that definetly didnt break my own pc twice i can confirm

[spark crescent]

i always wanted to be a walking ad 💕💕💕

[sturdy cradle]

[raven shard]

wear clothes about pepsi

[gritty sparrow]

bepis

[open pasture]

You don't

[open pasture]

Yop. Im already a linux user and a weeb. I need to become vegan as well to win the most obnoxious annoying person challenge

[open pasture]

Someday it will be

He's just foreshadowing

Meow

[flat kelp]

aren't those noices prohibited?

[wild tiger]

hi

does anyone know how to change font of discord?

ping me if yk

[copper garnet]

any client that has custom css

[wild tiger]

client?

[wild tiger]

i use vencord ofc

[open pasture]

No

[wild tiger]

@copper garnet

srry for ping

[wild tiger]

?

[copper garnet]

yeah , u should be able to do custom css to change the font

i forgot where

[wild tiger]

is there any theme or smth like that for it?

[copper garnet]

holdon

[wild tiger]

sure

waiting....

[wild tiger]

lmk asap

ping me

dyk??

@copper garnet

[copper garnet]

work

[jagged skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375300606847221820/1396022435215577098/caption.gif

[copper garnet]

jov

idk

something like this

body {
font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive;
}

forgot

[spark crescent]

is this about me

[open pasture]

No its about me

[spark crescent]

twin

[wild tiger]

okk

[wild tiger]

loved this fint

*font

[north brook]

lc.char ⟐

wait no

[wild tiger]

thanks @copper garnet

[north brook]

venchar ⟐

vh

[neon ferry]

Misc Commands

​ blobcatcozy ​ ​ ​you wouldn't generate a cozy blobcat
chars ​ ​ ​Inspect the unicode characters in a string
check-extension-version ​ ​ ​Check the version of the extension
gif ​ ​ ​Insert a user's avatar into a gif template
howgay ​ ​ ​Check how gay someone is
link-github ​ ​ ​Link your GitHub account to claim the contributor and donor role
locatelatinx ​ ​ ​Locate the elusive latinx
minky ​ ​ ​minker
reporter ​ ​ ​Run the Vencord reporter workflow

Use vh <command> for more information on a specific command!

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[north brook]

vc ⟐

vh character ⟐

[neon ferry]

Command ​character​ not found.

[north brook]

tsk

ven chars ⟐

vh chars ⟐

[neon ferry]

Chars (ch, charinfo, char-info)

Inspect the unicode characters in a string

Usage

vchars <text>

[north brook]

vcharw ⟐

vchars ⟐

[neon ferry]

​​ ⟐ ​ WHITE DIAMOND WITH CENTRED DOT

[north brook]

mmm

[north brook]

what fonts do i get for

this stuff

[copper garnet]

👌

[open pasture]

vchars 𜰕

[neon ferry]

​​ 𜰕 ​ LOGIC GATE OR

[open pasture]

WHAT

[wild tiger]

lol yeah

[deep hatch]

thats a box on my mobile

[open pasture]

vchars ˦˥̝̆͜˞ʼ̯̥͜͡

[neon ferry]

​​ ˦ ​ MODIFIER LETTER HIGH TONE BAR
​ ˥ ​ MODIFIER LETTER EXTRA-HIGH TONE BAR
​ ̆ ​ COMBINING BREVE
​ ̝ ​ COMBINING UP TACK BELOW
​ ͜ ​ COMBINING DOUBLE BREVE BELOW
​ ˞ ​ MODIFIER LETTER RHOTIC HOOK
​ ʼ ​ MODIFIER LETTER APOSTROPHE
​ ̯ ​ COMBINING INVERTED BREVE BELOW
​ ̥ ​ COMBINING RING BELOW
​ ͜ ​ COMBINING DOUBLE BREVE BELOW
​ ͡ ​ COMBINING DOUBLE INVERTED BREVE

[open pasture]

Same...

[open pasture]

Ts shit so complex...

[deep hatch]

we are box havers

[open pasture]

This means we need to box

Me vs zero boxing match

Id win

vchars |

[neon ferry]

​​ | ​ VERTICAL LINE

[open pasture]

vchars —

Wjat

vchars —

[neon ferry]

​​ — ​ EM DASH

[open pasture]

vchars -

[void eagle]

SNAILCAT?

[hollow dew]

who stole bullet

[open pasture]

Electromagnetic dash

[open pasture]

Me me me

[hollow dew]

give back

[open pasture]

Nah

I eated it

[crimson ferry]

vchars penis

[neon ferry]

​​ p ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER P
​ e ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER E
​ n ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER N
​ i ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER I
​ s ​ LATIN SMALL LETTER S

[crimson ferry]

thanks

vchars 🫩

[neon ferry]

​​ 🫩 ​ FACE WITH BAGS UNDER EYES

[open pasture]

LATIN SMALL LETTER <letter>

[open pasture]

What

[void eagle]

uh huh

[open pasture]

Show ss

Its a box on android

[crimson ferry]

update yo phne

[open pasture]

No

Its up to date

Running the latest android 14

[crimson ferry]

androids usually do have slow updates

[deep hatch]

prob.

[lapis lava]

Pixel

[deep hatch]

aint got no gains

[void eagle]

isnt android 16 a thing now

[crimson ferry]

🫩🫩

yea

android 15 latest stable

[open pasture]

Nope

Not real

[crimson ferry]

android 16 is latest beta

[open pasture]

The real latest is 14

[deep hatch]

16 is testing yea

[crimson ferry]

android 14 is old

[deep hatch]

boomer

[open pasture]

Android versions now add nothing of value

Just a newer number

[deep hatch]

yes they do

ur a boomer

[crimson ferry]

new emojisn

new features

[deep hatch]

<3

[open pasture]

They dont even have cool dessert names anymore

[void eagle]

new easter eggs..

do they even still do those

[crimson ferry]

thats why u cant see 🫩

[lavish owl]

android 16 stable is released

[open pasture]

Yeah so useful...

[crimson ferry]

yea

[void eagle]

last i checked it was just the boring emoji spam one

[crimson ferry]

neat

[open pasture]

Because im awesome

[deep hatch]

layout prob also different?

[open pasture]

Android 16 is blueberry fruitcake

[crimson ferry]

skill issue

because youre skill issue

[open pasture]

Your mom

[crimson ferry]

still wouldnt use pixels after the beta that caused phones to catch fire

google has awful qa

[open pasture]

i have awesome qa

[spark crescent]

its a beta

reasonable reason

[crimson ferry]

betas dont make ur phone explode

[spark crescent]

oh i didnt know

[crimson ferry]

they shouldnt push battery management changes to a beta without testing

those take months to test internally

to not blow people up

[lapis lava]

what’s so bad about blowing up a phone

[void eagle]

phone gets an ouchie

[open pasture]

It hurts

[crimson ferry]

headache

[lapis lava]

who said iPhone

[north brook]

[lapis lava]

@golden rivet

[open pasture]

No one..

suspicious plink

[crimson ferry]

androids have a tendency to explode

not iphones

even the galaxy buds do

its just their thing i guess

[void eagle]

note 7 ❤️

[open pasture]

Ah yes my favorite Android

Galaxy buds

❤️

[crimson ferry]

from an android vendor

and they explode in ur ears

[open pasture]

Android is an operating system pal

CLANG

[crimson ferry]

and operating systems need vendors to build hardware pal

[void eagle]

fight fight fight fight

[open pasture]

Go to the vendor

[lapis lava]

the only good thing about android is AB updates

everything else iOS does better

[open pasture]

You gotta deal with apple tho...

[spark crescent]

bass so good they detach from your ears

[lapis lava]

wdym

[open pasture]

winget upgrade --all

[open pasture]

Apple

2 minutes no sfc

[open pasture]

iOS doesn't have a universal back button

[north brook]

i vote android

objectively better (trust me bro i have the best opinions)

[open pasture]

Why the hell do I have Swift Developer Toolkit installed on my PC

I don't remember installing this

[north brook]

someone tried making emoji named variables

[open pasture]

WHY DO I HAVE SWIFT 😭

[north brook]

that's the only reason i think why

[open pasture]

@sudden sun put it there

NOO

[open pasture]

Mb

Megabyte

[brittle granite]

u can use earbuds on any system

what bro saying

[crimson ferry]

im saying android vendors make bombs

[brittle granite]

sometimes

[crimson ferry]

quite often

should be 0

[brittle granite]

not like apple has never had recalls either

[slow crag]

vrename 🐴-off-topic-umas-only

[heavy summit]

🐴

[slow crag]

i need a desc

[heavy summit]

what desc

[lapis lava]

who cares

[slow crag]

vset-topic I DON'T CARE HOW GAY THOSE HORSES ARE, I'M NOT GETTING ADDICTED TO GAMBLING

[lapis lava]

universal back button is terrible anyway

all apps handle it differently

[slow crag]

horse

[crimson ferry]

vset topic penis

[lapis lava]

WHO SAID KORN

@paper gate

[slow crag]

[north brook]

i dunno all of my apps respond to back

[raw panther]

what's up fellow gay horses

[crimson ferry]

this

[open pasture]

I do????????

can I send the entirety of Mëkanïk Dëstruktïẁ Kömmandöh here hmm

Indeed I can

[slow crag]

good things

[north brook]

alien language

dammm

[sturdy cradle]

I HAVE NEW HEADPHONES RN

[open pasture]

well it IS a made up languae

[north brook]

all languages are

[open pasture]

livia would like that definitely

[north brook]

some sound more

well

speakable

[sturdy cradle]

time to open my list of high quality songs

to check how good they are

:3

[open pasture]

:3!!!

[spring trellis]

sending you 24/192 flacs now

[sturdy cradle]

i already have a lot of them 😭

[open pasture]

nah I already sent a 24/192 FLAC >:3

[north brook]

numero uno

ASMR | Vtuber car crash for 10 hours

[open pasture]

if you remember me sending that

[spring trellis]

or a 1 bit/2.2MHz DSD file

[crimson ferry]

universal back button either goes back 1 page or closes the app

or does nothing

or does all of the aboge

[north brook]

yeah

that's the good thing

[crimson ferry]

they added gambling to android

[north brook]

YUHHHH

🔥

[tropic niche]

This was a mildly distressing notif to wake up to

[halcyon hill]

Wibblygoboweewoowawibologowowopleeyee

[north brook]

pregonant

pregnate

pregnation

[halcyon hill]

Pomegranate

[north brook]

pomegrapple

[tropic niche]

Pringlescan

[halcyon hill]

Pineapple

[north brook]

someone please get that reference

[halcyon hill]

Ping pong

[north brook]

dunno it jus happens

idk i just used an iphone for like 3 months

and it was not pleasurable

not at all

everything's really

paid

for some reason

[open pasture]

I apologize

[tropic niche]

❤️

[spring trellis]

apologise*

[wild tiger]

does anyone know how to change the appearance of the discord n apply a diff image of our own choice?

[open pasture]

Grrrr

You probably spell size as sise

Realise

Prise

Demize

[olive rock]

the hell is uma

[open pasture]

Uma musume

[open pasture]

Horse

[surreal ridge]

theres only 3 races:

[north brook]

why is the

hm

white and black seem contradictory

and sigma is just not

[olive rock]

[north brook]

look

the first letter is not capitalized
therefore sigma is not a race

in fact

sigma is 𝚺

means summation

[open pasture]

What

[north brook]

𝚺 1 + 2 = 3

[left shard]

what

[open pasture]

Im a sigma supremacist

[left shard]

sigma?? ima. sigma male

[blazing moon]

that is not how you use the symbol

[open pasture]

It doesnt matter whether youre normal, asian, black or bosnian. We can still be friends ❤️

[north brook]

you can't be two races

[left shard]

(

what

??

[north brook]

i haven't joined collage yet my friend pls forgiv

[left shard]

what did je say

[open pasture]

idk they all look pretty asian to me

[blazing moon]

guys stop fighting over this, always remember

it doesnt matte rif you're white or black

gay or straight

at the end of the day, we're all korean

[open pasture]

No at the end of the day we are all hot dogs

and fish CAN live on land just not fo very long

also I need more caffeine

[fickle cosmos]

what if im matte blue tho

[open pasture]

We're racist against your kind

[fickle cosmos]

This is why I'm racist against you specifically

[north brook]

i doubt koreans have beards

i haven't seen a korean with a beard

unless its fuckin

like

[fickle cosmos]

now you have

[north brook]

주몽

lc.search 주몽

[night blaze]

Jumong

-# South Korean drama series

Jumong is a South Korean epic series that aired on MBC from 2006 to 2007 as the network's 45th anniversary special. Originally scheduled for 60 episodes, MBC extended it to 81 because of its popularity.[⁽¹⁾](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumong_(TV_series\) 'Source')

Learn More <:i:1363577624252649675>

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/31

[north brook]

this

[open pasture]

Im literally a dark skinned indigenous jewish person

[north brook]

our TV from like 23 years ago

[fickle cosmos]

i know you are

[north brook]

plays this fuckass tv series

every months or two

[open pasture]

What's it called

[north brook]

i

i literally

bruh

주몽

this

[open pasture]

i

[north brook]

Jumong

i don't think uma musume runs on android

does it?

lc.search Umamusume Pretty Derby

[night blaze]

Uma musume Pretty Derby

-# Animated series

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/31

[north brook]

wrong

oh

it does run on android

well android games don't run on root

most of the times

minecraft runs

good enough

idk

i feel like

if everything is already a web app

who cares

[fickle cosmos]

huh wha

wdym android games dont run on root

[north brook]

Plato doesn't run

umamusume doesn't seem to either

[fickle cosmos]

i mean your friends with steel and other people along the lines of that

yes

perhaps

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-nose-snake-hognose-blanket-gif-11127955664354561390

[jagged skiff]

chat is umas only!?

okay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258405704629223564/1406993834214428803/Screenshot_20250818_150703_Umamusume.png?ex=68a47c9e&is=68a32b1e&hm=d3aca4f3ff8b7e6e95947c4aea7deebf9a14715afe50a2ea19f532a1986213c7&

got my first career win today

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-umamusume-umamusume-pretty-derby-chibi-gif-18446109134860790393

wife

[olive spear]

🐴

[sudden sun]

swift so good

[open pasture]

how did you get on my computer

[sudden sun]

wha

[north brook]

its basically natively compilable C# by apple and instead of being like javascript its like objective C

[sudden sun]

it also isnt bad like js and its not c#

good plus points

[clever ore]

sure

[sturdy folio]

its actually basically nothing like c# and unlike c# actually good 😊

[fickle cosmos]

NTTS posted 🗣️ 🔥

[sudden sun]

[north brook]

peg me

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1270073970946740345/caption.gif

[sturdy folio]

i have so much built up hate for c# its insane

[fickle cosmos]

i ageree

[open pasture]

c# is my favourite language

[north brook]

fancyyyyyy

wait no this doesn't fit

[blazing moon]

anything fits in if you think about it hard enough

well actually if you dont think about it hard enough

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[north brook]

[open pasture]

And it's in a laptop

I love this laptop so much

[jaunty trellis]

ellelscie

[sudden sun]

@sturdy folio the install guide for swift on windows is technically broken or wrong

it tells winget to install a win 11 sdk

but it never gets installed

[open pasture]

Just use winget

It installs for me lmfao

[sudden sun]

winget is ass now

[jaunty trellis]

it was never good to begin with

[north brook]

doesn't

swift also need MSVC ?

[sudden sun]

idk i saw it when i was in college

[north brook]

like rust?

[sudden sun]

this is like the second time ive used it

[sturdy folio]

wtf

[sudden sun]

i do not use windows and this was a bad experience

[north brook]

vban @north brook

sadge

[sturdy folio]

rust also has the windows gnu toolchain which only depends on mingw c runtime instead of msvc

[sudden sun]

also it was unbearably slow

[north brook]

yeah

i kno

[sudden sun]

maybe i can rig a swift stdlib build in standard swift mode instead of embedded

actually i doubt it

would be funny tho

[harsh minnow]

hold on I'll help you

[north brook]

yes please

[neon ferry]

A reason is required

[harsh minnow]

can u add a reason for me

[north brook]

uhh

"It's for your own good"

[weak vale]

huh

[rare trout]

Nya

[weak vale]

are you taking a break

[north brook]

no i have "make bad opinion syndrome"

idk my brain hurts

[weak vale]

just take a break maybe

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow who's my favorite little kitten~

[keen junco]

Valid email address: 👉@👈

[weak vale]

goatse

[harsh minnow]

https://www.wikihow.com/Fit-In

[sturdy folio]

the only way to validate an email is to try sending something to it 😊

[sudden sun]

@rare trout hiii

[rare trout]

Hiiiii

[north brook]

@weak vale im gonna follow your advice

[weak vale]

good you'll feel better

[hollow surge]

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[keen junco]

I scored 20/21 on https://e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

[sturdy cradle]

glad i'm not the only one confused

[sturdy folio]

I scored 15/21 on https://e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

[keen junco]

Incredible

[sturdy folio]

im glad that i now know that comments exist in email addresses

[keen junco]

Yop

[sturdy folio]

now lets see if i can create some dumbass email on proton with that knowledge

[jaunty trellis]

I already tried yesterday they don't let you 💔

[jagged skiff]

I scored 10/21 on https://e-mail.wtf/ and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

[sturdy folio]

fuck you!

[jagged skiff]

the fuck

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309481815853109331/1336712830560239690/IMG_1886.gif

I've been outcasted from every social group

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

I wonder why

[open pasture]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[open pasture]

I'm too shy to talk to people

[open pasture]

ERM

Leave me and my kittens alone..

[keen junco]

Are you sure it's not because of what Monika linked

[rare trout]

[open pasture]

Yes

[open pasture]

Why

[rare trout]

To prevent people from analyzing his stool and urine samples and getting an understanding of his current health

[weak vale]

because theyre freaks

[open pasture]

Oh...

But if hes trying so hard, wouldnt people find it fishy and be suspicious anyway

Whatever makes them happy ig....

[open pasture]

We're way too accepting. We need to start killing some people

Starting from @open pasture

[open pasture]

If they're into that who I'm I to cast judgment

I will do it

Judgement isnt the only thing I'll cast

I'll cast evil spells that kill them

[soft portal]

um this is not funny please don’t disrespect our King

[open pasture]

deserved

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-cat-icl-ts-pmo-gif-373025985166866767

[soft portal]

don’t mess with mr putin i warn u 😤😤😤

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-bro-thats-corny-touhou-naw-bro-thats-cringe-corny-cringe-gif-18425061157176446743

[rare trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366613940259262594/1405264571513438349/image0.gif

[open pasture]

anime isnt real

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/ellen-joe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-sleep-gif-15916423237269627652

[rare trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059788354859835422/1357623464344682638/IMG_20250404_124551_080.gif

[open pasture]

Wtf true

When did rini get janny wtf

[open pasture]

so real

[open pasture]

qbiplđjhgesxguolđjrwxvjočžmt3svnopži5exj7l tec ipč hrs pl v3s očž 5en ol oef d6o ue8m eiočm et o nt7m t7km 46km r68mn s5ok d6ok c47im e6om e8km c58km e6omfs4in9o 0mxwm d il r p mđžm kn jnj

[open pasture]

stop

I know what you are trying to do

[sturdy cradle]

vp gifpaste

[neon ferry]

GifPaste

Makes picking a gif in the gif picker insert a link into the chatbox instead of instantly sending it

Authors

V

[sturdy cradle]

life saver

[open pasture]

vp kill @sturdy cradle

[neon ferry]

Couldn't find a plugin with that name, and there are no plugins with similar names.

[open pasture]

cat look

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

I know what I'm gonna do today

[sturdy cradle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943612903775424602/1105612504916299876/IMG_8914.gif

[open pasture]

rot in bed?

we both know yaint doing nothing

https://tenor.com/view/bird-seethe-angry-birds-angry-yelling-gif-2722706444836920573

thats you

[open pasture]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but he wouldnt take a hint. He started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched him in his aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[open pasture]

True

[rare trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1391711107877703742/1391882695549911050/attachment-8.gif

Vencord

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/twink-femboy-cat-meme-random-gif-13217585783864317140

[open pasture]

@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture

[open pasture]

I need to go to Canada

Specifically the mountains

I need to go to birmingham and get stabbed to death

Nooooo

Liveeee

[north brook]

I scored 16/21 on https://e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media.

oh

[north brook]

thx it was fun

[hollow dew]

asked for chips, got bigass chocolate ice cream

should i get mad

[slow crag]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-urara-chibi-anime-chibi-uma-musume-gif-17070640574842630862

[north brook]

asked who tho?

[weak vale]

i want choccy ice cream...

[spark crescent]

why is my cat dusty

[open pasture]

@slow crag

[spark crescent]

i pet him and theres dust on my hand

[open pasture]

MoguCheck

[hollow dew]

lil bro

[hollow dew]

he also got ice cream for himself

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956086672418832394/1404187667947851786/1754301545038.gif

[open pasture]

Toes

[winter sandal]

e

[open pasture]

I actually survived Birmingham

[open pasture]

I have 3.5 liters of high quality chocolate ice crram

[open pasture]

Dare you to do it again

[open pasture]

I want 3 billion dollars but that'll do too

[weak vale]

im robbing u

[open pasture]

I'm up for sharing

[weak vale]

im not

all mine

[open pasture]

Im gonna make it low quality

I also have a 3.5 liter tub of high quality vanilla ice cream

[open pasture]

Can i help

[midnight bear]

any vertical monitor discord users here

[open pasture]

In return, i get half of it

[open pasture]

Your name is literally fartsie

[weak vale]

deal

[open pasture]

Its literally not

[midnight bear]

need a quickcss for this with how clutered it is

[open pasture]

Also I ate the ice cream sorry nothing for you

[open pasture]

I use discord on my fridge

[open pasture]

Windows Subsystem for Android

[open pasture]

@weak vale bring the surgical tools, we're extracting the ice cream from her stomach

It's already down the toilet

[open pasture]

💔

[spark crescent]

Top 10 Pedo Games

[open pasture]

I hate this mf so much

You shouldn't be able to open Roblox if you're older than 13

The show was really funny. It didn't need a low quality character like him for comedic effect

[open pasture]

Name all ten

[north brook]

so the devs can't open it either?

[rare trout]

I open Roblox to bully children in pvp games

[spark crescent]

idk roblox

[open pasture]

The devs are 13

[fallow drum]

too bad they’re wanting to add 18+ games now or i think already have

[north brook]

hm

never met a 13 year old lua dev

[spark crescent]

what does this mean

[open pasture]

You shouldn't be able to use the internet if youre younger than 18

[spark crescent]

what about below 13

[open pasture]

Dangerous

[fallow drum]

they’re wanting to turn it into a “dating game” as well

[open pasture]

Dangerous

[spark crescent]

TRUTHNUKE

[open pasture]

This fixes everything

[open pasture]

Too bad you're 2 years old

Mostly

[open pasture]

Wait a month pls

[open pasture]

Im actually 74

[spark crescent]

Guys farnsie is turning 2 years old

Happy early birthday farnsie

[open pasture]

@open pasture happy bday infant

Thanks

[rare trout]

Discord ban incoming

[open pasture]

Nooo

User states their age

The mostly was a continuation of my own message above

Not a reply to that

Nuh uh

We don't watch relative we watch absolute

My account is older than 2 years. I cant be 2

You stole someone's account

[open pasture]

You were on discord in the womb

Or in your dad's balls

My dads balls didn't have internet

Idk i dint remember

Mb

Im literally the oldest in chat rn

[midnight bear]

what channel do i go to find things that make discord easier to use on a vertical monitor

[rare trout]

@north beacon

[open pasture]

How it feels to be wise and cool 🌈🐬

[rare trout]

Wrong person

Oh well

[open pasture]

If you're the oldest then where's your JOB

JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB

[open pasture]

I do have one...

Why are you on Discord then

[open pasture]

Nooooo

I'm employed 💔

[jagged skiff]

i dont believe you

[open pasture]

Hop off Discord and do your JOB

Amber is like 25

[open pasture]

Because its night....

[jagged skiff]

no its not

nerd

[open pasture]

It's 17:39

I use discord the most at work

[weak vale]

lowk problematic to assume people were conscious in their dad's balls but not their mom's ovaries

[open pasture]

Becau the workload is insanely low these days

So you're not doing your JOB and you have to be fired

[open pasture]

Hop on crush crush

Nothing else to do

[open pasture]

You have to assume both y'know

[open pasture]

I remember having arm wrestling and stuff with other sperm cells

The ovaries are actually the wifi access point

I can't believe I won the fucking race bruh

Not deserved

[blazing moon]

have you met ANY lua devs

[open pasture]

Dads weiner is the ethernet cable...

[north brook]

.....no

[blazing moon]

seems about right

[jagged skiff]

wtf are we saying

what is this convo

[open pasture]

Im sorry

[jagged skiff]

but also

true

[open pasture]

My house was the first household with fiber internet in our entire city fun fact

First private household

Waow

[jagged skiff]

the breaker box in my house exploded a few years ago when we kept both acs on for 12 hours straight

[open pasture]

My house was the first with

Me

[jagged skiff]

that shit was from the 70s or something

[open pasture]

Get an inverter AC

[open pasture]

Good.

[jagged skiff]

i think thats what i have already

[open pasture]

We bought 3 new ACs this year after we had our old ones for 23 years

[fallow drum]

as it should be

[open pasture]

And all three together use less electricity than one old AC

[jagged skiff]

i love having a second ac on the same floor

i get to use it to cool down just the room with my pc if i want to during the summer

very cool (no pun intended)

[weak vale]

why do europeans not have central air

[open pasture]

Why don't americans have anything else functional

[weak vale]

touché

[jagged skiff]

you switch to 240v everywhere then we can talk

[open pasture]

Funny thing is

Americans do have 240V

[jagged skiff]

i know

[open pasture]

YOURE a touche

They are just too lazy to switch

[jagged skiff]

im saying like

instead of having 120 and 240

[blazing moon]

fake story, next thing you're telling me, he's writing his server in a language other than js/ts 🤣

[jagged skiff]

why not have just 240

[weak vale]

touchebag

[open pasture]

Laziness and conservativism

[jagged skiff]

its safer to lick 120v than 240v

(you die half a second later)

[open pasture]

But

They have higher frequency

[jagged skiff]

yeah by like 10 hz

who cares

[open pasture]

Higher frequency bad for health

That's why you need to go back to 8086

At 4.77 MHz

[jagged skiff]

BUT ntsc is 60 hz and pal is 50 hz

gotta give them that

[open pasture]

Yeah but PAL has 625 lines and NTSC 525

[jagged skiff]

sorry. i meant 59.97 and 29.94

wait no

how much was pal

i fucked it up

[open pasture]

The frequency may be unnoticeably higher but the resolution is noticeably higher

[jagged skiff]

me reading this on my 3120x1440 screen

[weak vale]

mogged

[jagged skiff]

mug

[weak vale]

i'm not your buddy pal

[rare trout]

@gork
God gives his drunkest drivers his fastest cars

[weak vale]

i mean pal buddy

[rare trout]

AHERE GORK

[weak vale]

@shrewd imp god gives his drunkest drivers his fastest cars

[shrewd imp]

This statement presents a theological interpretation of events, linking divine favor to drunk driving and vehicle speed. Such a connection is not supported by any established religious texts or theological doctrines.

Who Asked

@weak vale

[open pasture]

Also @jagged skiff Americans have 120/240 while we have 240/400

[jagged skiff]

oh right 400 is a thing

i think i have 360 or 400 in my building

from back when my grandpa had a car washing business

[open pasture]

It should be around 230 and around 400

[raw panther]

I have 600kV in my building all my appliances run on it

[open pasture]

Everyone has 400V it came free* with your transformer

[open pasture]

Fuck the current anyway

[fallow drum]

trump tweets be like

or rather “truths”

[blazing moon]

ReTruths

what

[main wyvern]

koda is evil

[jagged skiff]

208

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271977018359025766/1407025458104766556/IMG_4762.png?ex=68a49a12&is=68a34892&hm=58eefc795232299cb3aa1498a00b535f226d6d550718cb17f7853fed48a94236&

[open pasture]

I'm addicted to licking batteries

[jagged skiff]

me too girl

[weak vale]

are there any canon transgender transformers

transgenderformers

[rare trout]

I'm gonna run 120v over my Ethernet cables and create a new standard of PoE

[weak vale]

what if there was a transformer that was one gender when it's a car but another when it transforms

[blazing moon]

that means the car forms have genders

[weak vale]

i think all the transformers are canonically millions of years old so they've probably figured out their genders by now

[rare trout]

TRANSformers

WOKE

THEY ARE PUTTING EATREOGEN IN OUR KXIS

[spark crescent]

oh my God bruh

[open pasture]

I'm gonna buy estrogen

[rare trout]

REDDIT IS PUTTING ESTROGEN ADS IN MY CONSERVATIVE TIMELINE

THEVE GONE WOKE

[spark crescent]

woke and gay

[jagged skiff]

fake and gay analysis please

[rare trout]

DISCORD PREDICTS I AM A FEMALE

[open pasture]

Hi discord I'm female

[rare trout]

THE WORLD IS GOING WOKE

[spark crescent]

EU in 2035 😂😂😂😂:
please confirm your gender

[rare trout]

Please confirm your TRANSNESS

[hard kite]

ctizen of the republic of transsexuality

[weak vale]

native transsexual

[rare trout]

CASH WILL LOSE ITS MONETARY VALUE AND WE WILL EXCHNAGE GOODS AND SERVICES FOR ESTROGEN

SAD

BIDENS AMERICA

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/672888397144129556/922214967116202064/image0-1-1.gif

[weak vale]

this land is stolen from native transsexuals

[jagged skiff]

why did it delete my text

fuck you

i took 10 seconds to type that

i love you revenge-mod

never change

[open pasture]

@kind badger

[hard kite]

ur fault for not using Aliucord

[jagged skiff]

i hate aliucord

[open pasture]

Dev we have a bug...