🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

Because it wasn't helpful

[jolly temple]

aliucord and become a fair enough proof

[open pasture]

mroaw

[weak vale]

i have a mild headache, please pray for me

[spring trellis]

anyways i talk here now i don't like rjb

[mighty violet]

no vro💔

let me live💔

[dire sphinx]

guys check out my open source ios signer cause im bored https://github.com/daisuke1227/DaiSign-API

[open pasture]

1 like = 1 prayer

no living meow

[dire sphinx]

youll be ok

[open pasture]

@weak vale lets take ibuprofen together

[open pasture]

No

[mighty violet]

mother HOW do I level up the fembot

[dire sphinx]

aw man

[open pasture]

I won't because im evik

[long rampart]

Just overdose yourself fr

[open pasture]

And because i use android

[weak vale]

sure i love popping pills

[weak vale]

i'm not your mother

[mighty violet]

no

you are not

[dire sphinx]

i dont think he was referring to you

i think

[mighty violet]

I wasn’t in particular referring to anyone

how does one level up on fembot💔

[dire sphinx]

idk

but ill find a way

[spring trellis]

i had like 70 people added from there at one point

[dire sphinx]

after i install another userplugin cause im bored

man am i bored

[mighty violet]

wait do I have like app perms

[open pasture]

whys it called fembot

[spark crescent]

just be funny and pretty

like me

[dire sphinx]

!?

i am very funny and pretty like you

[open pasture]

erm, no

[crimson ferry]

neat

[dire sphinx]

not in your opinion femboy hater

[mighty violet]

forgive me

[open pasture]

do not follow their example

[mighty violet]

I need to check if I have app perms

please

[open pasture]

never said I hated femboys? tf

rent free

[dire sphinx]

It’s a joke lol

:3

[dire sphinx]

I’ll do the opposite

[spark crescent]

i HATE femboys

[open pasture]

😔

[spark crescent]

they're making me Gay

[dire sphinx]

WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW

[dire sphinx]

As we should

[mighty violet]

okay

I don’t

[dire sphinx]

:3

[open pasture]

meow

[spark crescent]

that's cool i respect your opinion ma'am

[open pasture]

Youre pretty unfunny

[dire sphinx]

Do you get your sick kicks off of these jokes huh punk guy

[spark crescent]

you should see me in a stand up comedy

[mighty violet]

that is NOT a funny opinion

[open pasture]

like, chronically unfunny

Top 3 funny vencord users:

1. Me
2. Me
3. Me

[spark crescent]

4. Me

[open pasture]

4 isnt top 3

Stupid

[spark crescent]

your mom

[dire sphinx]

5. @open pasture

[open pasture]

not top 3

[dire sphinx]

Hey man chill

[open pasture]

you cannot count

[dire sphinx]

that’s to far

[dire sphinx]

I do

That’s the thing

[open pasture]

*too

[dire sphinx]

In another universe

[open pasture]

I unironically never found stand up comedy funny. Why does the audience laugh so much. Are they getting paid

[dire sphinx]

That’ll count

[mighty violet]

too*

[dire sphinx]

Bruh

[spark crescent]

yes

every stand up comedy hosters pay the audience to laugh

[open pasture]

Okay I'll be at your show. Pay me

Shoe...

@dire sphinx smelly

[dire sphinx]

Your just hating

[mighty violet]

I like it

[dire sphinx]

at this point

[open pasture]

no

[mighty violet]

unpopular opinion

[dire sphinx]

!?

[mighty violet]

I like jimmy fallon

[dire sphinx]

I only found 1 comedy guy funny

[open pasture]

im a truther

[dire sphinx]

LIES

[open pasture]

stinker

[dire sphinx]

Hey man

stop saying the truth

[open pasture]

is ok

[mighty violet]

guys it’s 3:00am and I’m bored

[open pasture]

same

[dire sphinx]

Same

[mighty violet]

please don’t let me fall asleep

[dire sphinx]

join call

Trust

[open pasture]

I got work in a few hours

[dire sphinx]

I’ll yap about a lot of stuff

[mighty violet]

nooo

I can’t

[dire sphinx]

Just mute

Just hear me talk

trust

[spark crescent]

shhh shhh

[dire sphinx]

It’ll make you stay up

[open pasture]

Youre not real

im down

[spark crescent]

you will go to sleep

[mighty violet]

ughhh…

[dire sphinx]

No

[spark crescent]

sleepy kitty sleepy kitty

[dire sphinx]

BET

[open pasture]

do not sleep

[dire sphinx]

join the VC

[open pasture]

@bold wren

[spark crescent]

purr purr purr

[dire sphinx]

@mighty violet go to sleep

:3

me and this random person

Will put you to bed

_<

[mighty violet]

booting up my computer for this

[spark crescent]

random

[open pasture]

Everyone will go to sleep

[mighty violet]

honk shoo mimimimimi

[gaunt hare]

everyone has to sleep?

[bold wren]

fagsie

[open pasture]

Yop

[open pasture]

Is this even allowed 🥀

[bold wren]

i'm fawn

[mighty violet]

I feel like I’m listening to a podcast

[open pasture]

Will there be consequences of me using that nickname

[bold wren]

probably

ur not fawn

[open pasture]

Fawnsie

[gaunt hare]

efficiency 5

[open pasture]

Nope

Efficiency 100

@gaunt hare cocomo

@gaunt hare does your app work yet

[gaunt hare]

which one 😭

[open pasture]

Lumi

I think

[gaunt hare]

Lumi is dead...

[mighty violet]

me and @flat kelp listening to a podcast rn💔

[open pasture]

The one with built in plugins or something

[gaunt hare]

yeah that thing died

[open pasture]

About what

[mighty violet]

yap

[gaunt hare]

me and pylix had a minor disagreement to i decided to stop working on it

[open pasture]

Rip innovation. We'll continue to make three billion forks od vendetta

[mighty violet]

daisuke and big lake yapping

[gaunt hare]

im making a new discord mod from scratch, I would show it off but like there's not much to see rn

[mighty violet]

I refuse to speak @dire sphinx

[open pasture]

ITS JOEVER

[mighty violet]

THERE ARE PEOPLE SLEEPIBG

💔

anyways my name is pronounced “cap-pebbles”

that was just shortened

[open pasture]

Will it have this feature

[mighty violet]

soy male

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/yogurt-yogurt-male-dominic-purcell-sigma-male-yoplait-gif-16779152790569186361

[mighty violet]

I live off of Soylent

[open pasture]

Yo soy

[gaunt hare]

Maybe, its very early in dev

[open pasture]

Its pretty easy i believe

[mighty violet]

besides privacy @dire sphinx

like

malware protection

[open pasture]

Just add an extra button and have hitmen ready

[mighty violet]

NONONONO

IKKK

and it sucks

BUT

it does keep you fairly safe

hello mr @light finch

[mossy egret]

make plugin when?

[open pasture]

@gaunt hare will add

[light finch]

hey, anyone know a guy who wnet by blazfmy or djorum who was on here?

[mighty violet]

@flat kelp are you ukro/russian

[open pasture]

no hes french

[flat kelp]

2; yes

[mighty violet]

russian?

ah

I see

[open pasture]

🗞️

[mighty violet]

@open pasture “don’t do drugs kids

[flat kelp]

⚠️ leak of classified information

[mighty violet]

anyways yall

gtg

cya!

[flat kelp]

???

[mighty violet]

nvm

I can’t sleep

[gaunt hare]

They will be added when there is actually at least a settings menu or sign of injection

[open pasture]

Wait will you actually

[gaunt hare]

maybe

what does exterminate even do tho?

[open pasture]

It should kill the person

Duh

Make it connect to the CIA API and tell them to kill the user

[mighty violet]

@dire sphinx don’t steal‼️‼️‼️

if you’re old enough seek employment‼️‼️‼️

[open pasture]

AAAAAAA CENSOR THAT

[mighty violet]

16 in my

ny*

[open pasture]

AAAAA MY EYES. THEYRE BURNING

[main wyvern]

job

[mighty violet]

@open pasture capitalist profiteers love to see you coming

[mighty violet]

empl*zzment

[open pasture]

Jk it doesnt hurt me

I'm at w*rk rn

Im so employmentcoded

Im a workcel

[red wyvern]

What's your worksona?

[mighty violet]

@dire sphinx if you live in the city, work at whatever job has no experience entry and provides the best wage, if you live in a suburban area, you can maybe put your coding use to work

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/AGsjA1pXajk?si=rbr48Xwu6RuhEDqH
Pls turn this on

[mighty violet]

businesses hire people to make websites

small businesses in particular

[long rampart]

Why does he call a computer like that

[red wyvern]

You know why.

[open pasture]

Clankputer

[mighty violet]

@red wyvern I just wanna let you know you have the best pfp I’ve graced my eyes on

[open pasture]

YOU CANT SAY THAT

[mighty violet]

CLANKER

I AM A ROCIST

CLANKER

[open pasture]

Idk what that is

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-fordo-clone-wars-stfu-gif-4734111428065826569

[open pasture]

?si

[open pasture]

FUCK THE CLANKER

[open pasture]

clanket???

[open pasture]

Jst click on the link

[open pasture]

CLANKER

[mighty violet]

is wiggables from Alexander the fallen angel pushing it? @open pasture

yk that show?

OH DUDEEEE

PLEASE

SEARCH UP THE WIND MONKEY SCENE FROM ALEXAND-

NO

HE WAS ON ADULT SWIM

IN LIKE

2000

DUDE

[red wyvern]

The person you are at work.
-# My worksona is cis. He loves people. He loves Christ and Capitalism. His third eye is closed and ready for work.

[open pasture]

@mighty violet dm me it

[mighty violet]

SEARCH UP ALEXANDER THE FALLEN ANGEL WIND MONKEY SCENE

no just search that up

it’s so hard to explain

might be too niche for you to understand

[open pasture]

i cant find

my head hurts from this NOISE

what the FUCK

[red wyvern]

hey, watch your language

[open pasture]

this is the sound of small child murdering a computer

[burnt maple]

mlm ❤️

[open pasture]

holy shit

[dire sphinx]

What(

What!?

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1385163218800082965/togif-4-1.gif

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/AGsjA1pXajk

[open pasture]

Nop

[open pasture]

Thx

IP grabber

[open pasture]

My worksona is awesome sauce but so is my irlsona

Bruh

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-walking-cat-running-sped-up-cat-with-raincoat-gif-16871624963629764923

[open pasture]

Waow internet so ass

finally

fucking peace

[dire sphinx]

Fuck you

😭

I was playing GF

GD

[flat kelp]

ok

[violet umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717049965163315220/1369724270539702292/E-710.gif?=&width=239&height=288

[dire sphinx]

Interesting

[dire sphinx]

Join VC

I wanna show you some GD

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476640345443139595/1223620803988291645/togif.gif

[open pasture]

Feminine men

[flat kelp]

>september 2025

[burnt maple]

DELETE

[open pasture]

it hurtef

[bold adder]

sorery

[dire sphinx]

Yes

[bold adder]

my wifi has been horrible these days

[open pasture]

🔥

[bold adder]

it takes like 2 minutes to load an image

[flat kelp]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 47.28% gay

[open pasture]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 72.99% gay

[bold adder]

like here we go

[open pasture]

WHAT

[dawn iris]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 76.26% gay

[dawn iris]

Real

[flat kelp]

@dire sphinx do vhg

[dawn iris]

[open pasture]

do it

[dire sphinx]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 71.47% gay

[flat kelp]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 47.28% gay

[dire sphinx]

71%

Could be better

[open pasture]

haha im gayer than you both

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 72.99% gay

[dire sphinx]

OH FUCK YOU

I WANNA BE GAYER

[open pasture]

haha loser

[bold adder]

actually it takes like 2 minutes to do everything really

[open pasture]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 81.71% gay

[open pasture]

Losers

[open pasture]

u

[burnt maple]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 6.78% gay

[dire sphinx]

6%

Impressive

[dire sphinx]

Oh my god

how do you do anything

[bold adder]

i should do that

[open pasture]

Very poorly

It's testing my strength of patience

Also it's because this house I'm in is in the middle of nowhere on an island with a cantenna pointed at a far away 4G antenna

old person house

It's literally a house from someone's will lmfao

ok grandma

[bold adder]

you can tell its so bad that it wont even load

yea i gi ve up

[lilac salmon]

Come on google approve ts alr

[jagged skiff]

@sturdy cradle

[soft portal]

dw it won’t load for me either

…because it’s banned here

[open pasture]

Try fast.com

[soft portal]

it’s made by netflix and netflix doesn’t work here (not banned)

[flat kelp]

what artix/arch linux package i should become next?

[open pasture]

Try uh uh uhhhh

[soft portal]

yeah but now it’s impossible to check your ACTUAL speed without such factors like vpn n shit

[spark crescent]

I HATE MATH

[fast imp]

hi vencord

[open pasture]

amd64-microcode (3.20191218.1ubuntu2.3)

[flat kelp]

yes

[spark crescent]

Fk Polynomial

i hope it gets easier

[soft portal]

my last speedtest screenshot 💔

[open pasture]

Hi ex Mario

slow.com

[fast imp]

i just watched fight club because i've never seen it

[errant bough]

no thanks I'm mononomial

[open pasture]

At home I get 900 mbps on my phone over WiFi from the opposite side of my house

[flat kelp]

amd-ucode 20250708-1

too short

[open pasture]

c622a3c95ac80cdb2d475ad42d2d6579c4212dcead0785e8368e06c3f3dacdb2678f646200c12d98c5c0113f2cdaa29813f2250f5f092e7f29323e1d8e4579ce

[flat kelp]

thats not a package at all

actual artix/arch linux package

aur works too (but not preferred)

[errant bough]

you use arch btw?

[open pasture]

lame

[open pasture]

💬
👶

[fast imp]

did someone say arch

[flat kelp]

artix btw

[errant bough]

worse

[flat kelp]

qemu is broken there btw

[errant bough]

I use winux btw

terminal is too hrd :3

[open pasture]

I use Windows 11 Pro for Workstations

[errant bough]

❤️ GUI

pretty icons

[spark crescent]

John Swap ur a hater and u don't have the right to talk to me

[fast imp]

why don't you use Windows 11 IoT LTSC

[spark crescent]

because linux is the best

LINUX GLAZING!!!!!!!

[errant bough]

Who doesn't use Windows !! IoT features?

[open pasture]

Because Windows 11 Pro for Workstations works best for me

[flat kelp]

i love my internet connection

[errant bough]

You can even use recall to go back and look at what you searched before :3

[fast imp]

but that long term service channel

i wonder if w11 ltsc even comes with copilot

[open pasture]

You know what else is hard?

Life

But that doesnt mean we kill ourselves. We need to adapt and live

Same with the terminal

[open pasture]

Sorry

[spark crescent]

it's okay

[fast imp]

john swap is an arch hater

[open pasture]

I wasn't actually sorry

[fast imp]

mario told me

[open pasture]

I hate arch

[spark crescent]

pussy

[errant bough]

Why adapt when the copilot AI can do it for me :3

[spark crescent]

U a pussy

[open pasture]

[spark crescent]

P*ssy

[open pasture]

I hate arch

[fast imp]

how dare

[open pasture]

I'd use nixos before arch any day

I'd use ubuntu before arch any day

[fast imp]

don't make me get the image

[open pasture]

I'd use Windows 11 Copilot before arch any day

[signal rose]

estrogenOS when

[errant bough]

Use Winnux

[open pasture]

Only for girls tho

You have to verify you're a girl before installing it

[errant bough]

its linux but with all the benefits of windows :3

[signal rose]

no please no more personal id verification on the internet

[open pasture]

Youre mario

[open pasture]

Yes im a kitty cat 🐱

[open pasture]

Husk

[signal rose]

id rather let everyone use it than prove anything

[open pasture]

0/10 ragebait

[open pasture]

Like the tea app...

No no it won't take your ID, it'll just ask questions only real girls know

[fast imp]

bypassing estrogenOS verification by transitioning only for a day

[open pasture]

I'm serious

[signal rose]

is the moon really made of cheese

[open pasture]

This is kind of closetedfolkphobic

[fast imp]

do boys really go to jupiter to get more stupider

[signal rose]

idk if that's a word

[meager python]

haven't talked here for a long time

[signal rose]

boys can go to uranus

[flat kelp]

code binary patching

[fast imp]

only if they take me out to dinner first

[empty mauve]

vencord = goated

[open pasture]

It isnt. I just made it up

[signal rose]

gotta be the best planet name fr

second to earth ofc

[hollow dew]

i fell off from venus

[fast imp]

mercury

[signal rose]

cant top "dirt"

[spring trellis]

cool site

[errant bough]

y-you don't want to identify yourself on the internet? B-b-but think of the kids

[flat kelp]

kids musnt be on the internet in the first place

[signal rose]

I do not give a single flying fuck about them

[fast imp]

all of you are too young
go play club penguin until you turn 18

[signal rose]

I'm 19

[flat kelp]

KIDS MUSNT BE ON THE INTERNET IN THE FIRST PLACE

all id verif problems solved

[fast imp]

i should not be at risk of seeing an opinion from an individual younger than the nintendo DS at any point in my day

[errant bough]

We need to know your identifying information, political affiliations, daily habits, and subversive beliefs so we can know you're not a minor in the internet!

[signal rose]

here's a picture of a customizable video game protagonist take it or leave it

[spring trellis]

my country has a similar law to the online safety act taking effect in december :(

it even has the same name

[visual marsh]

Kids can fucking work in the fucking mines for all I care. I ain't sending shit.

[signal rose]

a lot of countries are trying to pull stuff like it

[fast imp]

i heard someone say that all the AI companies were scrambling to find something profitable and this is what they came up with
age verification through AI is the hot profitable thing now

[surreal ridge]

does it assume im a cat?

[meager python]

ofc

everyone is a cat these days

[signal rose]

wouldn't be surprised but also I kinda doubt that rn

[sturdy cradle]

meow

[signal rose]

hallo

[flat kelp]

you will be fined 40$ for searching for things my goverment really hates (starting from september )

[errant bough]

But the NSA kids need backdoors into your system and access to all your private data so we can keep the kids safe

[meager python]

what

[sturdy cradle]

hii

[meager python]

how

like google?

[visual marsh]

KILL THEM THEN

[fast imp]

how else are people getting away with using pictures of norman reedus as their verification pictures

[signal rose]

the kids need backdoor to my system!??

[signal rose]

facial recognition has been around for years before ai

[empty mauve]

shrimp

[signal rose]

or well, today's hyped up version of it

[flat kelp]

and you must not have the ability to run your own code on your devices so we can enforce that safety and be sure you don't infringe other's ip rights

and you are not allowed to break that locks

[meager python]

install linuk

problem solved

[empty mauve]

[flat kelp]

secure boot

[open pasture]

Linuk

[meager python]

yeah

make your own key and import it

[flat kelp]

now do that on iphone

or x*a*mi/h*aw*i

[meager python]

use a google pixel and install grapheneos

[errant bough]

You're 100% correct, yuo cannot be allowed to modify your own devices and/or services that do not create saved backups for us to collect against you. Because we have to keep the kids safe!

[spring trellis]

sbctl and refind 🔥

[flat kelp]

feds hate google pixels with grapheneos, you will have to hide

[meager python]

then dont be in countries that do that

istg arresting for using a phone brand

without even checking the os

and still so dumb

privacy is a human right

[errant bough]

How dare you not use a phone that the feds can easily force open or comply with random searches? what are you hiding

[flat kelp]

also, you shouldnt be allowed to encrypt your stuff because bad actors like to encrypt their stuff to hide their crimes

[signal rose]

you shouldn't be allowed to have locks on your door or wear clothes because people keep guns behind locked doors and under their shirts

[flat kelp]

my goverment at least doesnt want to completely ban and destroy e2ee and vpns

[meager python]

whats e2ee

[flat kelp]

end-to-end encryption

[errant bough]

If you didn't do anything wrong then you shouldn't have anything to hide from the government, which only means the best for you :3

[meager python]

oh...

[signal rose]

what's the thing with your neighbors and your blinds?

[meager python]

soo https??

all websites are gonna be http now

[signal rose]

I want privacy not because what I'm doing is wrong but because of your intentions or something

[errant bough]

You're right! I should remove my blinds. Also, I think my neighbors are up to something? I should report them to the feds. See something say something :3

[flat kelp]

"you need to know about me no more than i say"

[meager python]

btw when do i even get img perms i forgor

what level

[errant bough]

boost the server

[meager python]

no, there was a level

but i forgot it

[flat kelp]

~10

[errant bough]

But if you go outside your house without clothes, you will also be arrested

[meager python]

ok

[signal rose]

guess we gotta remove you entirely from our society

"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."

Edward Snowden or something

[flat kelp]

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Закон_о_поиске_экстремистских_материалов

[meager python]

u should send the eng article

[signal rose]

281

[flat kelp]

there is no eng article

[meager python]

oh

[signal rose]

not hard to translate

[errant bough]

Most people would be fine living in a surveillance state because it isn't their door being kicked down by the ATF/FBI/etc yet

[gleaming sequoia]

meow

[signal rose]

operative words being most and yet

[flat kelp]

we already see that in multiple countries

[gleaming sequoia]

real

[raw panther]

mrrpp

[gleaming sequoia]

haii hru

[raw panther]

at work

[gleaming sequoia]

:(

[raw panther]

first day after vacation

[gleaming sequoia]

[meager python]

btw hows my home screen (crdroid 12, degoogled)
https://files.mgyt.xyz/Screenshot_20250804-103354_System UI.png
https://files.mgyt.xyz/Screenshot_20250804-103400_crDroid Home.png
https://files.mgyt.xyz/Screenshot_20250804-103424_System UI.png
https://files.mgyt.xyz/Screenshot_20250804-103428_System UI.png

[signal rose]

ip logger

[surreal ridge]

ip lagger ⚠️

[meager python]

its just copyparty vro

(i know its a joke)

[gleaming sequoia]

it cute

mine is boring as fuck

[meager python]

yeah i also self host some things

[spring trellis]

me too

privatebin, nextcloud, akkoma

[gleaming sequoia]

my mf wallpaper for my phone is just a night shot i took in a place with barely any light pollution going on

[meager python]

like nextcloud, jellyfin (movies and music), gitea (dont really use it yet), 2fauth, searxng

[spring trellis]

i ran jellyfin but my media hard drive died

[meager python]

sad

[spring trellis]

i ran forgejo but it's pointless since i don't code

[gleaming sequoia]

isk what forgejo is

[spring trellis]

and registrations to my akkoma are closed because i moved to another instance

[meager python]

its like self hosted github i think

[signal rose]

lock screen and home screen

[fast imp]

it's almost 4am chat

[signal rose]

I never changed my lock screen back from pride month

[spring trellis]

it's literally just a fork of gitea that isn't owned by a for-profit

[gleaming sequoia]

ahh

[meager python]

well yeah

but i like gitea

its fine for me

im not that much (f)(l)oss hungry

[spring trellis]

meh it's just as easy to install so i figured i'd just go with the one owned by a nonprofit

[gleaming sequoia]

okce again, boring

[fast imp]

you wish you were me

[flat kelp]

blur is unsafe

[meager python]

btw, is the piracy rule just if you give where you can get it or show that you did

[flat kelp]

use black squares or images

[meager python]

its not moving image and its mosaic

[surreal ridge]

just dont post links to pirated content

[meager python]

i dont think theres a way

[meager python]

ok

[fast imp]

what if i manually place random pixels of a similar color to the content in a grid pattern to simulate pixelation

[gleaming sequoia]

guh forgot about that lol

[meager python]

https://files.mgyt.xyz/jellyfinhehehe.png https://files.mgyt.xyz/jellyfinhaha.png i have some legally aquirred content on my jellyfin :3

[gleaming sequoia]

eh i mean its just apps i dont wanna show off so yeah

[gleaming sequoia]

the what of gumball?
erm

did they do another thing or something

[meager python]

yes

its like new season

[gleaming sequoia]

i just searched

of course its on hulu

lmfao

[meager python]

pirate

yarr harr

[flat kelp]

simple (sshfs is life, sshfs is love)

[fast imp]

it's too hot in my room

[gleaming sequoia]

i dont have stuff for jellyfin n shit for i just use stremio lol

[meager python]

install lawnicons for termux

[fast imp]

no flappy bird
worse overall

[gleaming sequoia]

we love lawnicons

[flat kelp]

are you using cloudflare?

[meager python]

mhm

tunnels

[gleaming sequoia]

im still using the stock launcher but at least oneui also supports icons

[meager python]

but if im on local network then ip

[flat kelp]

now i know why it barely works

[meager python]

the image

[flat kelp]

our [redacted] dont like cloudflare and often block it

[meager python]

oh...

[gleaming sequoia]

why 😭

[meager python]

i didnt think they went so far with blocking..

does goodbyedpi not help?

[fast imp]

i use nova launcher

[spring trellis]

ugh dpi

my school has a super aggressive dpi AND has a port whitelist

[gleaming sequoia]

i just stuck to oneui

[flat kelp]

because it sometimes enforces encrypted client hello, which [redacted] really hates because it allows to bypass blocks

[gleaming sequoia]

guh adding [redacted] only makes me more curious as to who or what

[meager python]

i can tell u in dm

[open pasture]

Go outside

[fast imp]

it's 4am

[open pasture]

The one unmatching icon is triggering me

Not that the matching ones are good either

[open pasture]

It'll be so good

Watch the sunrise vro

[flat kelp]

i exactly use zapret

[meager python]

whats that

[fast imp]

i really should be asleep right now but insomnia

i need a cute girl to cuddle with that'll put me to sleep

[open pasture]

@flat kelp you didn't choose the package i recommended

You hate me

[fast imp]

you husk me but you wish you did too

[open pasture]

I dont talk about it on public servers

Some of you are so lonely vro

[flat kelp]

the list is growing

[errant bough]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTWbyEqDWk&t=266s

[open pasture]

Uh oh

[meager python]

oh wow

i feel so bad for you guys (that dont support the redacted)

like vro soon redacted's web is gonna turn into how north korean web is

completely cut off

[gleaming sequoia]

sob

[open pasture]

Im on north korean web

[gleaming sequoia]

wawa

[open pasture]

Youre getting killed

[flat kelp]

how

[gleaming sequoia]

meow

[flat kelp]

it is isolated

[open pasture]

You were supposed to salute and say glory to kim jong un

[errant bough]

I wonder if proton has a north korean server

[open pasture]

Not wawa

[open pasture]

I lied

[flat kelp]

too unreliable, their only global internet connection is easily ddosable

[errant bough]

guh

[open pasture]

How do you make web isolated

Im gonna do this at my home

My family will be forced to watch mrbeast videos

[flat kelp]

because their "web" is not connected to the actual "web"

literally

[open pasture]

Domestic hitlor

[open pasture]

Bruh

Fake web

[errant bough]

The Great Web

[open pasture]

I gonna dive in the ocean and just connect their wire with the rest

Theyre gonna be so pissed lol

[errant bough]

Connect DPRK internet to the rest of the world
Support of the DPRK increases by hearing the Great Leaders words

[open pasture]

Whats dprk

[errant bough]

North Korea

[open pasture]

Diet pepsi real korea

[errant bough]

"Democractic People's Republic of Korea"

[gleaming sequoia]

mrrp

[flat kelp]

their net lives in the 10.x.x.x ip zone (biggest local zone available), so that wouldnt affect them

[open pasture]

But what does it stand fir

Democratic....

[open pasture]

Idk how net stuff works

@weak vale we're talking about you

[errant bough]

We can ping the internet??

@weak vale

[flat kelp]

ping -b 255.255.255.255

[errant bough]

guh

how'd iget pingeed

[flat kelp]

ping 127.0.0.1

[errant bough]

ping 123.11.111.2

[jolly temple]

how is message logger legal🧐 ? you installing the most part 2 times the artists i awaken

[flat kelp]

message loggers are illegal if they sniff non-public chats,,,

[spring trellis]

not really

#faq message

[fast imp]

kill

[errant bough]

kevin is a narc

[gleaming sequoia]

wat does -b do exactly?

i dont really know any of the flags lol

[flat kelp]

allows broadcasting

[gleaming sequoia]

m

i see

[flat kelp]

the "ip" 255.255.255.255 means "send to everyone on the net(s) you are connected to" (broadcast)

[gleaming sequoia]

trol

[open pasture]

Yop

[jolly temple]

shower thoughts of messaging but like mesurement shot

[open pasture]

Makes the ping big

[signal rose]

gn

huh

[open pasture]

Gn

[signal rose]

I didn't type that

I just opened this channel

[open pasture]

Your phone is possessed

I hacked your phone

[jolly temple]

gotta prepare myself in years of data-handling procedures restitution, under proton

[open pasture]

Paypal me 30k USD

[signal rose]

[signal rose]

idk what that is

[open pasture]

Or i will leak your data

[open pasture]

Paypal me 30k of your currency

[signal rose]

[open pasture]

Wait

You could be from iran or some shi

[signal rose]

I could

[open pasture]

Paypal me your currency equivalent to 30k usd

Just google it

[signal rose]

don't be evil

[open pasture]

Nope

[signal rose]

who cares about usd though

I'll give you like, ,5 bricky coins

[open pasture]

Wrong leak

[sturdy cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lazy-tired-tired-cat-bed-gif-27046787

[open pasture]

Paypal me 30k euro

[jolly temple]

pretty please refer to when did  perfection fail eye i listened too long to neko

[open pasture]

I dont have a crypto wallet

Is bricky coin like farnsie coins

[signal rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-i-guess-you-are-my-little-pogchamp-gif-19308280

[signal rose]

nope 🙅‍♀️

[open pasture]

Whar

Yop

Ive been giving farnsie coins for way too long

Dont copy me

[signal rose]

7

[gleaming sequoia]

you ever just

[open pasture]

7

[open pasture]

Yes

[gleaming sequoia]

so awesome

[signal rose]

ok gn

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/775851534998962206/1392707808666976287/propeller_cat.gif

[sturdy cradle]

so real...

[steep vigil]

Ya

[jolly temple]

idc anymore (on the short amount of working on bsky moderators

[errant bough]

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/z8WyzP

Here's my pc parts list :3

[steep vigil]

@shrewd imp explain can he run roblox or not

Oh hes dead aight

[spark crescent]

meow

[spark crescent]

this is ai

[errant bough]

@shrewd imp can this run roblox

[spring trellis]

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/WXzhXR

[open pasture]

Youre ai

[steep vigil]

Guess whats wrong with this vid

[errant bough]

@jolly temple Can this build run roblox

[spark crescent]

this SUCKS

buy an xbox

[errant bough]

Huh??? What about it sucks???

[spark crescent]

console master race

[spring trellis]

no intel

[open pasture]

One bunny disappears. Another has ears on its ass

[steep vigil]

Yup

[open pasture]

Im the ai master

[errant bough]

AMD is superior to intel

[jolly temple]

o⩌o

[open pasture]

.<

^<

w<

[flat kelp]

_<

[jolly temple]

:yippee:

[open pasture]

<.>

[flat kelp]

~<

[jolly temple]

sohon jwamp

[open pasture]

John swamp reference

[spark crescent]

gaaaayyy

[fallen laurel]

knuckle sandwhich

[fast imp]

knuckles sandwich

[raw panther]

sandwich sandwich

[fast imp]

sandwich hciwdans

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344863148691165217/1363355801791631451/togif.gif

[fallen laurel]

i was looking for ts

ty

[meager python]

https://files.catbox.moe/u30c2i.png i made this a long time ago

isnt it awesome

man why is catbox so slow

oh what

oh

my internet is super slow for some reason

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-cable-fiber-bite-gif-16468772

[slow crag]

no you just don't have embed perms

[raw panther]

shonk ate undersea cable

[open pasture]

This gif is so adorable

[fallen laurel]

js like you twin

[fallen laurel]

i wanted to delete that after sending it

but my internet said no

fuck

[open pasture]

Ong

So tuff, as the kids call it nowadays

[open pasture]

Got any more of them pixels

[lavish relic]

hii

[fallen laurel]

only in ohio

and such

[open pasture]

Hello

[open pasture]

Yeah

@lavish relic wagoo wagoo

[fallen laurel]

random chest pains

i think its over for me chat

[open pasture]

Dw I'll revive you

With my aura

And power of friendship

[raven shard]

why don't we drink liquid nitrogen as refreshment

[raven shard]

anesthesia will 100% help you

[raw panther]

it gives you gas

[fallen laurel]

cuz i dont like the taste

we need like

[raven shard]

then burp the gas

[fallen laurel]

dubai chocolate labubu taste

or something

[raven shard]

labubu sucks

chikawa better

[raw panther]

labubus are hideous

[fallen laurel]

elon musk posted a dog rubbing its nuts on a other dogs face onshitter

the world feels like a south park episode

[raven shard]

why don't we use anesthesia every day

so we can endure pain more

[fallen laurel]

yeah okay liberal

[raven shard]

why don't we use artificial adrenaline to make us stronger

why is 1 billion lion vs one of every Pokémon is even a thing

the Pokémon will win

unless if you do it game wise (PP runs out)

[fallen laurel]

bros just saying words atp

not even talking

[raven shard]

why dont we have 500k mAh battery

[raw panther]

bro just typing shit

[fallen laurel]

fr

[raven shard]

you should have seen me yesterday

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[raven shard]

"why cant we upgrade our iPhones so we have 24gb ram, 10000 mAh battery and etc"

or something like that

[sturdy cradle]

because iphone is bad

[raven shard]

kinda

[cosmic otter]

a billion is a lot tho

[sturdy cradle]

i mean there are literal ghosts

[raven shard]

the good things about iPhone are their high compatiblely with cpu and optimization

[cosmic otter]

lion ghostbusters

[fallen laurel]

@sturdy cradlewhats wrong with firefox

[sturdy cradle]

fair

[sturdy folio]

phones are becoming too powerful

[sturdy cradle]

check my message history from yesterday where i had a long rant about it

and you'll find out

[raven shard]

I want to play gta 6 at 30 fps on my phone

[sturdy folio]

genuinely give me an iphone SE with the home button that lasts forever i will be happy i do not need to run resident evil 2 remake on my phone

[raven shard]

we need 64gb of ram

5tb of storage

[cosmic otter]

re2 remake should not run on a phone

[raven shard]

we need to have same specs as computers

[cosmic otter]

no one should experience that

[sturdy folio]

welcome to 2025 https://apps.apple.com/us/app/resident-evil-2/id1640632432

[raven shard]

we need server room ram inside phones

[cosmic otter]

bad idea

[raven shard]

(5 tb)

[raw panther]

we need phone with nvidia rtx5090

[raven shard]

FR

[raw panther]

and a crt display

[spring trellis]

no

[raven shard]

iphone are good

[sturdy cradle]

yes

[fallen laurel]

goonphone

[raven shard]

even as a Android user, iphone has some aspects that outclass android

like optimization

ngl we need yo optimize everything

wdym apollo 11 ran on 4mb of ram

wdym gen 1-5 Pokémon games are only 1-100 megabyte

[open pasture]

Apllo 11 didn't have subway surfers on it

[steep vigil]

apollo didnt have roblox

[fallen laurel]

or minecraft parkour shorts

[raven shard]

subway surfers didn't have the moon mission on its record

[open pasture]

We need to make the entire internet <1mb

[raven shard]

i literally saw someone play Minecraft with 8mb of ram

[open pasture]

Fake

8mb wouldnt even load your os vro

[raven shard]

it was heavily optimized

like heavily optimized

[fallen laurel]

we can do this

just delete all photograms of your mother

[raven shard]

ahem, it was actually vram and not ram

still insane tho

[open pasture]

Grrrr

[austere cobalt]

Bwaahh ;w;

[raven shard]

?

[open pasture]

Bwaahh ;w;

[raven shard]

Bwaahh ;w;

[austere cobalt]

[raven shard]

@austere cobalt is there anything bothering you tho?

[fallen laurel]

Bwaahh ;w;

and such

[open pasture]

@bold wren Bwaahh ;w;

[bold wren]

?

[open pasture]

@bold wren

@golden rivet my pai itches

[bold wren]

fagsie

don't talk to paige she's mine

[open pasture]

Im not stealing her

[austere cobalt]

No

[bold wren]

ur not allowed to talk to her

[open pasture]

Wth

[raven shard]

what is the image sender role requirement?

[open pasture]

You dont own her

[raven shard]

thats good

[bold wren]

? yea i do

[open pasture]

You're not allowed to own people

[bold wren]

i'm nit american

[open pasture]

They stopped that in the 20th century

[bold wren]

i'm not american

[open pasture]

Yes you are

[raven shard]

who even is @golden rivet

[spring trellis]

who even are you

[raven shard]

ken kaneki

the one eyed king in tokyo ghoul

[open pasture]

Cool user

[raven shard]

k

[spring trellis]

weeb :/

[open pasture]

I thought the edgy kids from 2010 with the ken kaneki pfps grew up

They all have anime girls as pfps now

[bold wren]

ur not allowed

[raven shard]

im not done changing my profile

[open pasture]

?

[bold wren]

?

[open pasture]

Allowe for what

[bold wren]

don't talk about her

[open pasture]

What am i not allowed to do

Sob

[bold wren]

look the other way

[open pasture]

Youre weird

[bold wren]

close your eyes

and ur ears

[open pasture]

Nope

[bold wren]

hey @open pasture

ur my best friend@open pasture

[raven shard]

human kaneki
half ghoul kaneki
haise
the black reaper
the one eyed king.
only centipede and dragon kaneki left

[open pasture]

Hi

[open pasture]

Fake

[raven shard]

these are all my profiles

[open pasture]

How old are you bro

You're so sigma

[bold wren]

chill on him

[open pasture]

And intimating

[bold wren]

swagged up white boy

[open pasture]

Please dont growl im scared

[raven shard]

13😭

[bold wren]

oh naw

[raven shard]

i am just a Tokyo fan tho

[open pasture]

Makes sense now...

Have fun man

[bold wren]

bro actuallt doesn't know what 1000-7 equals

[raven shard]

the torture scene

[spring trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031741068447854666/1401876144474689547/caption.gif

[raven shard]

i watched s1 and almost completed s2

[bold wren]

i only watched s1 i think

[open pasture]

Weeb...

[bold wren]

tried s2 as it was airing but it was bad

[raven shard]

it isn't canon to the manga

[open pasture]

I only watch good shows

Like rent a girlfriend

[bold wren]

yeah heard

[raven shard]

IT IS GOOD

[open pasture]

Zzzz

[raven shard]

im sending yamori

[open pasture]

Idk what that means

[raven shard]

enjoy being tortured

[open pasture]

Im too awesome to be tortured

[bold wren]

what's 1000-7? @open pasture

[brittle granite]

3

[open pasture]

993

[raven shard]

😭

[open pasture]

I think

[raven shard]

i tried finding the scene where yamori puts a centipede in kaneki ear but i didn't find it😭

[brittle granite]

7+3 is 10 but 0 doesn't have any value so you can just add 0+0 and get 1000

[raven shard]

but that means 10 is 1

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551